DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 07/11/2009    Duedate: 07/24/2009

RODEKI ARENA

DM-42    TURN-565

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

REEKY SNEAK
DUNGEON CELL (402)
(42-4491) [10-0-0,106]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

REEKY SNEAK                    POSITION IS EMPTY
DUNGEON CELL (402)             
(42-4491) [10-0-0,106]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

EACHAM                         THE HYPHEN-DASH
DELVERS (154)                  COLOR ME SUAVE (322)
(42-4485) [12-11-0,47]         (42-4499) [14-6-0,94]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

DUNGEON CELL (402)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. DUNGEON CELL (402)          35
2. DELVERS (154)               31      DUNGEON CELL (402)
3. COLOR ME SUAVE (322)       -11      Unchartered Team

                                       LETHAL POLICE (178)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 DUNGEON CELL (402)        58  18  3 76.3   1/ 1 DUNGEON CELL (402)       11  2 1
 2/ 2 COLOR ME SUAVE (322)     662 445 29 59.8   2/ 2 COLOR ME SUAVE (322)      9  6 0
 3/ 3 DELVERS (154)            621 813 16 43.3   3/ 3 DELVERS (154)             5 10 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 626): ENURAM of DESOLATE TEMPLE (Toker, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 509): GALLORDIN of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 632): FARFALE of PASTA (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 627): HALIBUTT of WIZARD'S WRATH (Visionist, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 627): WHISPER WALK of MY LITTLE TRIBE (Little Whop, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 631): EPEE MYSTIQUE of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 620): DEIMOS of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 617): SPARE ANCHOR of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 616): CROUCHING HAMSTER of D.R.I. (?, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 588): EVA MENDES of GIRLS X3 (Non, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 580): GURU GNU of HILLTOP GURUS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 561): DUCK A L'ORANGE of DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 564): MODEL PRISONER of DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 515): UP FROM THE SEA of RAISING R'LYEH (Reaper, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 248): RUBBER BULLET of USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 236): GISBORNE of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 464): CAPTAIN SCOURGE of DEATH MOB (Jakari, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 212): SLO-PITCH of SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (?, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 508): SUPER BUM of FLAT BROKE (The Muffin Man, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 626): SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 509): STEEL ARMS (?, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 632): GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 627): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 627): MY LITTLE TRIBE (Little Whop, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 631): SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 620): THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 617): SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 616): RAGING LORDS (General Ikillu, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 588): GIRLS X3 (Non, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 580): U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 261): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 564): DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 515): RAISING R'LYEH (Reaper, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 248): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 236): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 464): DEATH MOB (Jakari, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 212): FEARSOME LEGENDS (?, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 508) 0729205R et al (The Muffin Man, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 509): GALLORDIN of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 630): WHOLLY MOLLY of AMEN! (?, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 616): CROUCHING HAMSTER of D.R.I. (?, mgr.)
               (turn 615): SURLY DECKHAND of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 580): REDD CORVAIT of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 261): DEELA ELLIS of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
                   (turn 260): D'URVILLE of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 563): CHATTY CABALIST of DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 513): HASARCH of DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 248): RUBBER BULLET of USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
                           A.O. HELL of USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Thankyouthankyou.  It's great for me, The Unknown Spymaster to be back in 
RODEKI.  Hope you enjoy the show.  Oh, who am I kidding?  I already got paid!  Hey 
everybody, watch out for REEKY SNEAK, who flew up 20 points in the rankings after 
mashing THE HYPHEN-DASH like a melon.  Keep your eye on this guy.  Ya know, some days 
it doesn't pay to walk out on the sands.  THE HYPHEN-DASH was subdued by REEKY SNEAK 
and drops 10 points.  Well, if ya don't shows up at the laundromat, ya can'ts wash 
yer clothes.  MODEL PRISONER did not fight this week so hers title was forfeit.  In 
front of all the crowds, REEKY SNEAK took the Duelmaster's crown for his own.  I give 
the bum two weeks.  Can you believe they are paying me 10 gold to deliver this stuff? 
     Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the RODEKI arena.  Well dang 
howdy, but if challenges were votes, FAROMAN would be president.  Although it may be 
a contest he doesn't want to win.   
     Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day 
drinking to their memory.  Better tanked than dead!  Remember:  alliances are great, 
but try and take your ally in the arena with you and see what happens.   
     Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in RODEKI have no 
sense of humor.  Or maybe that they were senseless.  Okay, so I may not be the 
world's best comedian, but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors.  See ya 
next time I'm on this circuit!-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 REEKY SNEAK 4491             10   0  0   106       DUNGEON CELL (402)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MODEL PRISONER 4489          11   1  0   105       DUNGEON CELL (402)
 CORRUPT TURNKEY 4487         12   2  1    97       DUNGEON CELL (402)
 THE HYPHEN-DASH 4499         14   6  0    94       COLOR ME SUAVE (322)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 STONECRUSHER II 4444         17  24  0    81       DELVERS (154)
 DACIMOUSEL 4438              16  27  0    77       DELVERS (154)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LEMON TENDER 4493            10  12  0    66       COLOR ME SUAVE (322)
 ALMOST PRETTY 4496           11  10  0    62       COLOR ME SUAVE (322)
 LAZY LOOKOUT 4504             7   5  0    61       DUNGEON CELL (402)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 COLDFISHFINGER 4501          11   7  0    51       COLOR ME SUAVE (322)
 EACHAM 4485                  12  11  0    47       DELVERS (154)
 BIG DISAPPOINTMENT 4510       8   2  0    47       COLOR ME SUAVE (322)
 FAROMAN 4495                  7  14  1    36       DELVERS (154)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ROCKHOG JR 4511               3   6  0    27       DELVERS (154)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Model Prisoner -- I do not understand the way in which you perform this function.  Is
it that the keepers of the Dungeon Cell have designed you to be a model or as it
might be a mold for other prisoners?  It would be comprehensible, perhaps, if you
were a golem, but I see by your configurations that this is unlikely. -- Stonecrusher
Mark II

Corrupt Turnkey -- Ho!  I thought you were a rotten turkey, and that's why I was
backing away.  Terrible stuff, rotten turkey.  Even worse than undercooked turkey, of
which I have encountered too much. -- Dacimousel

Coldfishfinger -- You give me the shivers, which is strange at this time of year. --
Eacham

Lazy Lookout -- Not lazy enough to suit me. -- Faroman

Big Disappointment -- Damn straight I'm disappointed in you!  Listen, and get it
RIGHT next time:  You're supposed to lose. -- Rockhog

Suave -- Consider it appreciated. -- Harby

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

CORRUPT TURNKEY devastated LEMON TENDER in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
THE HYPHEN-DASH lost to REEKY SNEAK in a action packed 4 minute Title battle.
STONECRUSHER II demolished COLDFISHFINGER in a 1 minute uneven fight.
DACIMOUSEL bested ALMOST PRETTY in a popular 1 minute veteran's contest.
EACHAM was demolished by LAZY LOOKOUT in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
BIG DISAPPOINTMENT vanquished FAROMAN in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
ROCKHOG JR overpowered CULT MEMBER in a 2 minute mismatched brawl.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         STRIKING ATTACK    5 -   0 -  0     100  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         LUNGING ATTACK    14 -   3 -  0      82  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         PARRY-STRIKE       8 -   2 -  0      80  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         WALL OF STEEL      6 -   4 -  0      60  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         SLASHING ATTACK   10 -   9 -  2      53  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         PARRY-RIPOSTE     13 -  12 -  0      52  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         PARRY-LUNGE        9 -  11 -  0      45  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         TOTAL PARRY        4 -   6 -  0      40  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         BASHING ATTACK     3 -   7 -  0      30  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  0         AIMED BLOW         3 -   8 -  0      27  |

Turn 565 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         2  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  1         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         1  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  1                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-RIPOSTE    REEKY SNEAK 4491           10   0  0  106 DUNGEON CELL (402)
LUNGING ATTACK   CORRUPT TURNKEY 4487       12   2  1   97 DUNGEON CELL (402)
WALL OF STEEL    ALMOST PRETTY 4496         11  10  0   62 COLOR ME SUAVE (322)
PARRY-LUNGE      LAZY LOOKOUT 4504           7   5  0   61 DUNGEON CELL (402)
TOTAL PARRY      COLDFISHFINGER 4501        11   7  0   51 COLOR ME SUAVE (322)
PARRY-STRIKE     BIG DISAPPOINTMENT 4510     8   2  0   47 COLOR ME SUAVE (322)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is EACHAM 4485.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
THE HYPHEN-DASH 4499.  The ten other most popular fighters were REEKY SNEAK 4491, 
DACIMOUSEL 4438, CORRUPT TURNKEY 4487, ROCKHOG JR 4511, STONECRUSHER II 4444, LAZY 
LOOKOUT 4504, BIG DISAPPOINTMENT 4510, ALMOST PRETTY 4496, LEMON TENDER 4493, and 
COLDFISHFINGER 4501.

The least popular fighter this week was FAROMAN 4495.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were EACHAM 4485, COLDFISHFINGER 4501, LEMON TENDER 4493, ALMOST PRETTY 
4496, BIG DISAPPOINTMENT 4510, LAZY LOOKOUT 4504, STONECRUSHER II 4444, ROCKHOG JR 
4511, CORRUPT TURNKEY 4487, and DACIMOUSEL 4438.