DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 08/22/2009    Duedate: 09/04/2009

RODEKI ARENA

DM-42    TURN-568

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

CORRUPT TURNKEY
DUNGEON CELL (402)
(42-4487) [15-2-1,125]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

CORRUPT TURNKEY                POSITION IS EMPTY
DUNGEON CELL (402)             
(42-4487) [15-2-1,125]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

EACHAM                         LEMON TENDER
DELVERS (154)                  COLOR ME SUAVE (322)
(42-4485) [13-13-0,52]         (42-4493) [13-12-0,103]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

DUNGEON CELL (402)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. COLOR ME SUAVE (322)        19
2. DUNGEON CELL (402)          17      DUNGEON CELL (402)
3. DELVERS (154)               -1      Unchartered Team

                                        (94)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 DUNGEON CELL (402)        68  21  3 76.4   1/ 1 DUNGEON CELL (402)       10  3 0
 2/ 2 COLOR ME SUAVE (322)     669 453 29 59.6   2/ 2 DELVERS (154)             7  8 0
 3/ 3 DELVERS (154)            628 821 16 43.3   3/ 3 COLOR ME SUAVE (322)      7  8 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 629): MIASMA of SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 512): KESTRATLAK of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 635): FARFALE of PASTA (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 630): FELISSA HURM of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 628): WHISPER WALK of MY LITTLE TRIBE (Little Whop, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 634): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 623): DEIMOS of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 620): DIRT BATH of GHOST RIDERS TOO (?, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 619): SALTY of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 591): SHERRY of BABES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 583): GURU GNU of HILLTOP GURUS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 563): COLLINGWOOD of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 567): CORRUPT TURNKEY of DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 518): TELENIA of OMINOUS REIGN (Archaic Elf, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 249): NO-STICK TAPE of USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 237): GISBORNE of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 467): CAPTAIN SCOURGE of DEATH MOB (Jakari, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 214): MYSTIQUE of BARBARIAN HORDE (?, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 511): SUPER BUM of FLAT BROKE (The Muffin Man, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 629): SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 512): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 635): GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 630): WIZARD'S WRATH (Visionist, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 628): MY LITTLE TRIBE (Little Whop, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 634): AMEN! (?, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 623): THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 620): SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 619): GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 591): GIRLS X3 (Non, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 583): U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 263): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 567): DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 518): OMINOUS REIGN (Archaic Elf, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 249): STREET-SOLDIERS (Darkface, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 237): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 467): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 214): BARBARIAN HORDE (?, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 511) 0729205R et al (The Muffin Man, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 629): FAST FORWARD of TECHNOLOGY (Otto X, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 633): EPEE MYSTIQUE of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 623): DEIMOS of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 619): GALLOPING THOST of GHOST RIDERS TOO (?, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 617): ULLRICH BLADESONG of NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 590): KYRA of BABES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 583): GURU GNU of HILLTOP GURUS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 249): NO-STICK TAPE of USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
               (turn 248): RUBBER BULLET of USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
                           A.O. HELL of USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 466): FYRE SWORD of DEATH MOB (Jakari, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     I can't believe the violence in RODEKI!  I still haven't told Mom I'm writing 
Spyreports.  She'd have a cow!  Well, here we go...  MVP award for LEMON TENDER?  
COLOR ME SUAVE's proud of her after beating REEKY SNEAK and getting 18 points.  Talk 
about yer big time losers!  REEKY SNEAK got smashed by LEMON TENDER, and lost 12 
points!  Don't you think the Duelmaster is being unfair?  I think CORRUPT TURNKEY 
should let THE HYPHEN-DASH be Duelmaster for a while, without fighting about it.  Is 
the Duelmaster really being a real snob to his teammates?  Don't ask me!   
     So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway?  It can't be for these 
really neat Spyreports can it?   
     Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other!  Don't you guys ever give 
it a break?  What if they had a fight and nobody showed up?  I'd be out of a job, 
that's what!!!   
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I gotta leave.  RODEKI is like such a dump, and you guys smell too much!  
Remember you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CORRUPT TURNKEY 4487         15   2  1   125       DUNGEON CELL (402)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MODEL PRISONER 4489          14   1  0   118       DUNGEON CELL (402)
 LEMON TENDER 4493            13  12  0   103       COLOR ME SUAVE (322)
 THE HYPHEN-DASH 4499         15   8  0    92       COLOR ME SUAVE (322)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 STONECRUSHER II 4444         19  25  0    89       DELVERS (154)
 REEKY SNEAK 4491             11   2  0    87       DUNGEON CELL (402)
 DACIMOUSEL 4438              16  30  0    78       DELVERS (154)
 LAZY LOOKOUT 4504             9   6  0    74       DUNGEON CELL (402)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BIG DISAPPOINTMENT 4510      10   3  0    63       COLOR ME SUAVE (322)
 ALMOST PRETTY 4496           12  12  0    60       COLOR ME SUAVE (322)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FAROMAN 4495                  9  15  1    55       DELVERS (154)
 EACHAM 4485                  13  13  0    52       DELVERS (154)
 ROCKHOG JR 4511               5   7  0    44       DELVERS (154)
 COLDFISHFINGER 4501          11  10  0    43       COLOR ME SUAVE (322)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DEAD MAN WALKING 4512         1   0  0    15       DUNGEON CELL (402)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Almost Pretty -- I have asked my teammates to explain "pretty" to me.  Their
responses were confusing, but I have a slight grasp now.  You perform your function
well.  Therefore you are entirely pretty, not almost. -- Stonecrusher Mark II
P.S.  Therefore I am pretty also.  This is not what I expected.

Coldfishfinger -- Huh.  You aren't going to sneak up and put your cold slimy finger
on MY neck, no way, no how. -- Rockhog

Model Prisoner -- The striped swimsuit is odd, but the form inside it is remarkable.
A pleasure to observe. -- Dacimousel

Lemon Tender -- Love me tender, babe. -- Eacham

Lazy Lookout -- Why couldn't you go on being lazy? -- Faroman

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

CORRUPT TURNKEY devastated THE HYPHEN-DASH in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
MODEL PRISONER vanquished DACIMOUSEL in a 1 minute brutal uneven battle.
REEKY SNEAK was defeated by LEMON TENDER in a 3 minute master's duel.
STONECRUSHER II devastated ALMOST PRETTY in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
LAZY LOOKOUT demolished EACHAM in a 1 minute gruesome mismatched competition.
ROCKHOG JR was overpowered by BIG DISAPPOINTMENT in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
COLDFISHFINGER was overcome by FAROMAN in a 2 minute expert's fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         STRIKING ATTACK    8 -   0 -  0     100  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         LUNGING ATTACK    16 -   3 -  0      84  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         PARRY-STRIKE       7 -   3 -  0      70  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         PARRY-RIPOSTE     19 -  11 -  0      63  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-LUNGE       10 -  10 -  0      50  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         WALL OF STEEL      5 -   5 -  0      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         SLASHING ATTACK    6 -  10 -  1      38  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         TOTAL PARRY        3 -   7 -  0      30  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         AIMED BLOW         3 -   7 -  0      30  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         BASHING ATTACK     3 -   7 -  0      30  |

Turn 568 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  2         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         2  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  1         1  STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         1  BASHING ATTACK 
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  1                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                                                                1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   CORRUPT TURNKEY 4487       15   2  1  125 DUNGEON CELL (402)
STRIKING ATTACK  MODEL PRISONER 4489        14   1  0  118 DUNGEON CELL (402)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    LEMON TENDER 4493          13  12  0  103 COLOR ME SUAVE (322)
PARRY-LUNGE      LAZY LOOKOUT 4504           9   6  0   74 DUNGEON CELL (402)
PARRY-STRIKE     BIG DISAPPOINTMENT 4510    10   3  0   63 COLOR ME SUAVE (322)
TOTAL PARRY      COLDFISHFINGER 4501        11  10  0   43 COLOR ME SUAVE (322)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is EACHAM 4485.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
LEMON TENDER 4493.  The ten other most popular fighters were CORRUPT TURNKEY 4487, 
MODEL PRISONER 4489, STONECRUSHER II 4444, LAZY LOOKOUT 4504, BIG DISAPPOINTMENT 
4510, FAROMAN 4495, REEKY SNEAK 4491, ROCKHOG JR 4511, THE HYPHEN-DASH 4499, and 
DACIMOUSEL 4438.

The least popular fighter this week was COLDFISHFINGER 4501.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were EACHAM 4485, ALMOST PRETTY 4496, DACIMOUSEL 4438, THE 
HYPHEN-DASH 4499, ROCKHOG JR 4511, REEKY SNEAK 4491, FAROMAN 4495, BIG DISAPPOINTMENT 
4510, LAZY LOOKOUT 4504, and STONECRUSHER II 4444.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

THE HYPHEN-DASH (42-4499) COLOR ME SUAVE (322)