DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 10/03/2009    Duedate: 10/16/2009

RODEKI ARENA

DM-42    TURN-571

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

CORRUPT TURNKEY
DUNGEON CELL (402)
(42-4487) [18-2-2,158]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

CORRUPT TURNKEY                JODY
DUNGEON CELL (402)             ALLIED FORCES (404)
(42-4487) [18-2-2,158]         (42-4516) [3-0-0,47]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

EACHAM                         CORRUPT TURNKEY
DELVERS (154)                  DUNGEON CELL (402)
(42-4485) [14-15-0,57]         (42-4487) [18-2-2,158]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

COLOR ME SUAVE (322)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. DELVERS (154)               50
2. COLOR ME SUAVE (322)        35      DUNGEON CELL (402)
3. ALLIED FORCES (404)         22      Unchartered Team
4. DUNGEON CELL (402)         -44
                                       ALLIED FORCES (404)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2 DUNGEON CELL (402)        77  24  4 76.2   1/ 2 COLOR ME SUAVE (322)     11  4 1
 2/ 1*ALLIED FORCES (404)       10   4  0 71.4   2/ 3*ALLIED FORCES (404)      10  4 0
 3/ 3 COLOR ME SUAVE (322)     680 457 30 59.8   3/ 1 DUNGEON CELL (402)        9  3 1
 4/ 4 DELVERS (154)            633 831 16 43.2   4/ 4 DELVERS (154)             5 10 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 633): DOOMTAIL of EVIL BEAVERS (Dark One, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 515): GROND of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 639): GOT NO BRAIN of STATE OF MIND (?.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 614): JOSEPH of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 634): PENDRU ROST of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 632): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 637): CANDY CANE of CHURCH LADIES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 623): DEIMOS of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 623): DIRT BATH of GHOST RIDERS TOO (Bladerunner, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 622): BONEFACE of RAGING LORDS (General Ikillu, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 594): MORNGRIM THORTH of ACT OF MALICE (Jekyll, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 586): TORCHLIGHT KID of U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 264): COLLINGWOOD of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 570): CORRUPT TURNKEY of DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 521): CARGO of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 251): VARDIN ABEQ of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 239): STINGAREE of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 471): CAPTAIN SCOURGE of DEATH MOB (Jakari, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 215): MYSTIQUE of BARBARIAN HORDE (?, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 515): STUPID SEXY FLANDERS of I'M SO SEXY (TMM, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 633): HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 515): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 639): GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 614): DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 634): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 632): GOLDEN DAWN (?, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 636): AMEN! (?, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 623): THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 623): ODIN'S CHOSEN (Heathen Hatebreed, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 622): RAGING LORDS (General Ikillu, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 594): MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 586): U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 264): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 570): DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 521): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 251): EXTRADITION (?, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 239): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 471): SPLIT II (?, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 215): BARBARIAN HORDE (?, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 515) 0729205R et al (The Muffin Man, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 631): MIASMA of SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 514): KESTRATLAK of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 614): JOSEPH of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
               (turn 613): LOVARNO of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 633): FELISSA HURM of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 631): CONCUSSION of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 637): BALDASSARE of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 623): DEIMOS of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 622): THE CLOSER of OF WOLF AND MAN II (Tripwire, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 622): MOLOTOV of GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 568): THE HYPHEN-DASH of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 519): TELENIA of OMINOUS REIGN (Archaic Elf, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills?  Well 
fergit it, cause this is the Spyreport for RODEKI.  Too bad, DUNGEON CELL, but COLOR 
ME SUAVE was just too good to be stopped.  MVP award for DACIMOUSEL?  DELVERS' proud 
of him after beating MODEL PRISONER and getting 24 points.  Talk about yer big time 
losers!  MODEL PRISONER got smashed by DACIMOUSEL, and lost 42 points!  Don't you 
think the Duelmaster is being unfair?  I think CORRUPT TURNKEY should let LEMON 
TENDER be Duelmaster for a while, without fighting about it.  Is the Duelmaster 
really being a real snob to his teammates?  Don't ask me!   
     So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway?  It can't be for these 
really neat Spyreports can it?  ALLIED FORCES was RODEKI's most avoided team.  Is 
there some award for that?  I don't know what COLOR ME SUAVE's been doing.  They 
certainly haven't been accepting many fights from ALLIED FORCES, that's fer sher.  
Like, is EACHAM popular, or what?  He was challenged the most in all of RODEKI!  He's 
got a 14-15-0, is that good?   
     Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds.  All RODEKI ever talks about is fighting!  Me, 
I'm more laid back.  It was kind of sad, seeing old LEMON TENDER stumbling around the 
arena, before CORRUPT TURNKEY finished her off.  Oh well!  That was so totally rude 
when CORRUPT TURNKEY wasted LEMON TENDER.  I think all you warriors in RODEKI should 
gang up on DUNGEON CELL!  Fight, fight, fight.  Is that all you guys can do?   
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really should stop.  Its 
been really albendranius!  Later, guys-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CORRUPT TURNKEY 4487         18   2  2   158       DUNGEON CELL (402)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 STONECRUSHER II 4444         20  27  0   104       DELVERS (154)
 DACIMOUSEL 4438              17  32  0   104       DELVERS (154)
 ALMOST PRETTY 4496           15  12  0    98       COLOR ME SUAVE (322)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BIG DISAPPOINTMENT 4510      13   3  0    89       COLOR ME SUAVE (322)
 REEKY SNEAK 4491             13   3  0    87       DUNGEON CELL (402)
 MODEL PRISONER 4489          16   2  0    86       DUNGEON CELL (402)
 LAZY LOOKOUT 4504            11   7  0    86       DUNGEON CELL (402)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 COLDFISHFINGER 4501          13  11  0    66       COLOR ME SUAVE (322)
 EACHAM 4485                  14  15  0    57       DELVERS (154)
 FAROMAN 4495                 10  17  1    57       DELVERS (154)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JODY 4516                     3   0  0    47       ALLIED FORCES (404)
 ROCKHOG JR 4511               6   9  0    36       DELVERS (154)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BLACK JACK 4515               3   0  0    28       ALLIED FORCES (404)
 WISHBONNETT 4518              2   0  0    24       COLOR ME SUAVE (322)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 STANDARD G.I. 4517            2   1  0    23       ALLIED FORCES (404)
-DEAD MAN WALKING 4512         1   0  0    15       DUNGEON CELL (402)
 MAJOR PAINE 4513              1   2  0     5       ALLIED FORCES (404)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
LEMON TENDER 4493      13 15 0 COLOR ME SUAVE 322   CORRUPT TURNKEY 4487  571   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Big Disappointment -- Yeah, you have been right along.  To us, anyway. -- Dacimousel

Almost Pretty -- Again we encounter each other.  I remain unclear on the question of
"pretty" but not on your competence.  You might be unsuited to crushing rocks, though
perhaps not, as a dwarf, but you are quite adept in the arena. -- Stonecrusher Mark
II
P.S.  It would be "almost prettier" as a strategy if I were to go back into the mine
and resume crushing rocks, would it not?

Coldfishfinger -- Who wants cold fish?  Yeah, sure, fish ARE cold, I know that, but
then, I don't want fish at all when you get right down to it. -- Rockhog

Lazy Lookout -- Too bad you expended all your laziness in looking out and didn't save
any for the arena. -- Eacham

A Captured Orc.  What a thrill. -- Faroman

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

COLDFISHFINGER devastated EACHAM in a 3 minute gruesome mismatched Challenge fight.
MAJOR PAINE was demolished by WISHBONNETT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
CORRUPT TURNKEY savagely slew LEMON TENDER in a 2 minute bloody master's Title duel.
LAZY LOOKOUT was defeated by ALMOST PRETTY in a 2 minute fight.
MODEL PRISONER was subdued by DACIMOUSEL in a 2 minute gruesome master's competition.
REEKY SNEAK was defeated by STONECRUSHER II in a 1 minute veteran's struggle.
BIG DISAPPOINTMENT devastated FAROMAN in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
STANDARD G.I. slimly lost to ROCKHOG JR in a 3 minute beginner vs. expert melee.
JODY overpowered THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 1 minute uneven duel.
BLACK JACK overpowered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         PARRY-STRIKE       9 -   1 -  0      90  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         STRIKING ATTACK    9 -   2 -  0      82  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         LUNGING ATTACK    16 -   5 -  2      76  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         WALL OF STEEL      6 -   4 -  0      60  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         PARRY-RIPOSTE     17 -  14 -  0      55  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         BASHING ATTACK     7 -   6 -  0      54  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-LUNGE       12 -  11 -  0      52  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         AIMED BLOW         6 -   6 -  0      50  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         SLASHING ATTACK    7 -   9 -  1      44  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         TOTAL PARRY        3 -   7 -  0      30  |

Turn 571 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  2         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  3         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  BASHING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1                                       1  PARRY-STRIKE   
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  1                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                                                                1  STRIKING ATTACK
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    
                                                                1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   CORRUPT TURNKEY 4487       18   2  2  158 DUNGEON CELL (402)
WALL OF STEEL    ALMOST PRETTY 4496         15  12  0   98 COLOR ME SUAVE (322)
PARRY-STRIKE     BIG DISAPPOINTMENT 4510    13   3  0   89 COLOR ME SUAVE (322)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    REEKY SNEAK 4491           13   3  0   87 DUNGEON CELL (402)
STRIKING ATTACK  MODEL PRISONER 4489        16   2  0   86 DUNGEON CELL (402)
PARRY-LUNGE      LAZY LOOKOUT 4504          11   7  0   86 DUNGEON CELL (402)
TOTAL PARRY      COLDFISHFINGER 4501        13  11  0   66 COLOR ME SUAVE (322)
BASHING ATTACK   JODY 4516                   3   0  0   47 ALLIED FORCES (404)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is EACHAM 4485.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
CORRUPT TURNKEY 4487.  The ten other most popular fighters were LAZY LOOKOUT 4504, 
MODEL PRISONER 4489, DACIMOUSEL 4438, COLDFISHFINGER 4501, ALMOST PRETTY 4496, 
STONECRUSHER II 4444, BIG DISAPPOINTMENT 4510, ROCKHOG JR 4511, EACHAM 4485, and 
STANDARD G.I. 4517.

The least popular fighter this week was FAROMAN 4495.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were REEKY SNEAK 4491, LEMON TENDER 4493, MAJOR PAINE 4513, WISHBONNETT 
4518, BLACK JACK 4515, JODY 4516, STANDARD G.I. 4517, EACHAM 4485, ROCKHOG JR 4511, 
and BIG DISAPPOINTMENT 4510.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

CORRUPT TURNKEY (42-4487) DUNGEON CELL (402)
MODEL PRISONER (42-4489) DUNGEON CELL (402)