DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 11/28/2009    Duedate: 12/11/2009

RODEKI ARENA

DM-42    TURN-575

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

LAZY LOOKOUT
DUNGEON CELL (402)
(42-4504) [15-7-0,118]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

LAZY LOOKOUT                   POSITION IS EMPTY
DUNGEON CELL (402)             
(42-4504) [15-7-0,118]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

EACHAM                         DACIMOUSEL
DELVERS (154)                  DELVERS (154)
(42-4485) [15-18-0,81]         (42-4438) [20-33-0,94]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

DUNGEON CELL (402)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. DUNGEON CELL (402)          22
2. DELVERS (154)               18      DUNGEON CELL (402)
3. COLOR ME SUAVE (322)        -4      Unchartered Team

                                       COLOUR ME BAD (173)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 DUNGEON CELL (402)        92  25  6 78.6   1/ 1 DUNGEON CELL (402)       11  1 0
 2/ 2 COLOR ME SUAVE (322)     686 471 30 59.3   2/ 2 DELVERS (154)             4 11 0
 3/ 3 DELVERS (154)            640 844 16 43.1   3/ 3 COLOR ME SUAVE (322)      4 11 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 636): BALL PEIN of MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 519): BUBBA BENDER of PEANUT BUTTER FUDGE (Gavin Rule, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 642): FARFALE of PASTA (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 615): PETE MASTIFF of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 637): CREDIT CARD of BLOOD SUCKERS (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 632): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 641): CANDY CANE of CHURCH LADIES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 625): ORBIN PAES of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 627): TAREK of LUROCIAN PRIDE (The Greek Guy, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 626): FATHOM JUMPER of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 598): EVA MENDEZ of GIRLS X3 (Non, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 590): ZIG of U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 266): XYOKOR YAHL of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 574): LAZY LOOKOUT of DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 525): CARGO of SEAD DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 253): MATEEN of SAI'FULLAH (?, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 241): STINGAREE of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 474): CAPTAIN SCOURGE of DEATH MOB (Jakari, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 217): MYSTIQUE of BARBARIAN HORDE (?, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 518): SUPER BUM of FLAT BROKE (The Muffin Man, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 636): BOOZE (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 519): PEANUT BUTTER FUDGE (Gavin Rule, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 642): IRATE FORMATIONS (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 615): DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 637): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 632): GOLDEN DAWN (?, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 641): SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 625): THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 627): OF WOLF AND MAN II (Tripwire, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 626): SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 598): GIRLS X3 (Non, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 590): U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 266): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 574): DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 525): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 253): STREET-SOLDIERS (Darkface, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 241): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 471): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 217): KIWI CONNECTION 7 (The Mun, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 518) 0729205R et al (The Muffin Man, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 636): MAJOR PAYNE of LAB EXPERIEMENTS (The Mun?, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 641): GOT NO BRAIN of STATE OF MIND (Marma Duke, mgr.)
                          PSYCHIC FRIEND of GENERATION X (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 614): JOSEPH of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 631): CONCUSSION of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 640): KRONOS GRIMHOLT of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 626): MESHUGGAH MUMMY of THE GRATEFUL UNDEAD (Street Legal)
                            DIRT BATH of GHOST RIDERS TOO (Bladerunner, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 624): SALTY of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 589): UTANO of U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 265): COLLINGWOOD of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 241): STINGAREE of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 474): CAPTAIN SCOURGE of DEATH MOB (Jakari, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 217): MYSTIQUE of BARBARIAN HORDE (?, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

I'm as surprised as you are.

Lazy Lookout

                                      SPY REPORT

     Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills?  Well 
fergit it, cause this is the Spyreport for RODEKI.  MVP award for EACHAM?  DELVERS' 
proud of him after beating BIG DISAPPOINTMENT and getting 21 points.  Talk about yer 
big time losers!  BIG DISAPPOINTMENT got smashed by EACHAM, and lost 16 points!  
Don't you think the Duelmaster is being unfair?  I think LAZY LOOKOUT should let 
STONECRUSHER II be Duelmaster for a while, without fighting about it.  Who was the 
wiseguy that said RODEKI's Duelmaster was paying for drinks at The Warty Toad?  Don't 
look at me!   
     AAARRGH!!!  I HATE SPYREPORTING!!!  Sorry.  I just had to say it.   
     What does a fighter fight for?  I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone 
gets killed.  Not after four more fights.  Hey you guys, don't you think your 
families would like to hear from you?  Write!  (Or have someone write for you.)  
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really 
should stop.  Its been really albendranius!  Later, guys-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LAZY LOOKOUT 4504            15   7  0   118       DUNGEON CELL (402)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 REEKY SNEAK 4491             17   3  0   104       DUNGEON CELL (402)
 DACIMOUSEL 4438              20  33  0    94       DELVERS (154)
 STONECRUSHER II 4444         21  30  0    93       DELVERS (154)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ALMOST PRETTY 4496           17  14  0    88       COLOR ME SUAVE (322)
 EACHAM 4485                  15  18  0    81       DELVERS (154)
 FAROMAN 4495                 11  20  1    70       DELVERS (154)
 COLDFISHFINGER 4501          15  13  0    68       COLOR ME SUAVE (322)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BIG DISAPPOINTMENT 4510      14   6  0    65       COLOR ME SUAVE (322)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DEAD MAN WALKING 4512         3   0  0    45       DUNGEON CELL (402)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ROCKHOG JR 4511               7  12  0    33       DELVERS (154)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-URCHIN 4522                   1   0  0    20       DUNGEON CELL (402)
 STICKY FINGERS 4523           2   0  0    18       DUNGEON CELL (402)
 SCHMOOZULA 4529               0   1  0     1       COLOR ME SUAVE (322)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
RICE CAKE 4520          1  3 0 COLOR ME SUAVE 322   WURM KIN              575  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Rice Cake?  Bleh.  I thought they said Rice Krispie Treat. -- Sticky Fingers

     Ran out of marshmallows, used 'em all on the sweet potatoes.

Lazy Lookout -- Deceitful and underhanded, too!  Tricking me and taking the title,
that's LOW.  I suppose you're going to try to cut me out with Almost Pretty, too. --
Dacimousel

Reeky sneak -- You make me sneeze.  Hard to parry while sneezing. -- Faroman

Almost Pretty -- I was not laughing, I am not designed to laugh. -- Stonecrusher Mark
II
P.S.  I advise you to "have dinner" with my teammate Dacimousel.  It seems that this
will "make him happy," and I wish to observe that phenomenon.  I do not comprehend
it, but perhaps observation will help.

Coldfishfinger -- AAAAAH!  When you touched me on the back of the neck... it was too
much! -- Eacham

Dead Man Walking -- A dwarf has no business being six feet tall! -- Rockhog

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

RICE CAKE was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
LAZY LOOKOUT vanquished STONECRUSHER II in a exciting 1 minute uneven Title battle.
REEKY SNEAK vanquished FAROMAN in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
BIG DISAPPOINTMENT was luckily beaten by EACHAM in a 1 minute fight.
ALMOST PRETTY demolished CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 2 minute mismatched competition.
COLDFISHFINGER was defeated by DACIMOUSEL in a 3 minute veteran's struggle.
ROCKHOG JR was defeated by DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 2 minute melee.
STICKY FINGERS vanquished SCHMOOZULA in a 1 minute uneven duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         LUNGING ATTACK    10 -   4 -  3      71  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         STRIKING ATTACK    9 -   5 -  1      64  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         WALL OF STEEL      6 -   4 -  0      60  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         PARRY-RIPOSTE     17 -  12 -  0      59  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-STRIKE       6 -   5 -  0      55  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         PARRY-LUNGE       13 -  11 -  0      54  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         SLASHING ATTACK    7 -   6 -  0      54  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         BASHING ATTACK     7 -   6 -  0      54  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         AIMED BLOW         8 -   9 -  0      47  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   0         TOTAL PARRY        4 -   6 -  0      40  |

Turn 575 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  2         3  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  0         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  BASHING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  1         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  AIMED BLOW     
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    
                                                                1  PARRY-STRIKE   

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-LUNGE      LAZY LOOKOUT 4504          15   7  0  118 DUNGEON CELL (402)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    REEKY SNEAK 4491           17   3  0  104 DUNGEON CELL (402)
WALL OF STEEL    ALMOST PRETTY 4496         17  14  0   88 COLOR ME SUAVE (322)
TOTAL PARRY      COLDFISHFINGER 4501        15  13  0   68 COLOR ME SUAVE (322)
PARRY-STRIKE     BIG DISAPPOINTMENT 4510    14   6  0   65 COLOR ME SUAVE (322)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is EACHAM 4485.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
DACIMOUSEL 4438.  The ten other most popular fighters were LAZY LOOKOUT 4504, ALMOST 
PRETTY 4496, STICKY FINGERS 4523, REEKY SNEAK 4491, COLDFISHFINGER 4501, BIG 
DISAPPOINTMENT 4510, EACHAM 4485, ROCKHOG JR 4511, RICE CAKE 4520, and STONECRUSHER 
II 4444.

The least popular fighter this week was SCHMOOZULA 4529.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were FAROMAN 4495, STONECRUSHER II 4444, RICE CAKE 4520, ROCKHOG JR 4511, 
EACHAM 4485, BIG DISAPPOINTMENT 4510, COLDFISHFINGER 4501, REEKY SNEAK 4491, STICKY 
FINGERS 4523, and ALMOST PRETTY 4496.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

REEKY SNEAK (42-4491) DUNGEON CELL (402)