DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 06/25/2011    Duedate: 07/08/2011

RODEKI ARENA

DM-42    TURN-616

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

JELLO KNUCKLES
COLOR ME SUAVE (322)
(42-4554) [27-6-0,104]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

RODEKILL                       SRV
COLOR ME SUAVE (322)           SHREDDERS (412)
(42-4564) [18-5-2,123]         (42-4593) [7-1-1,96]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

GASTAIGNE                      ELIFAS KONT
DELVERS (154)                  DELVERS (154)
(42-4535) [18-19-0,78]         (42-4578) [5-11-0,33]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

SHREDDERS (412)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP (414)  47
2. SHREDDERS (412)             40      COLOR ME SUAVE (322)
3. COLOR ME SUAVE (322)        22      Unchartered Team
4. I CAN'T BRUSH YOU (407)     17
5. DELVERS (154)                0      SHREDDERS (412)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*SHREDDERS (412)           23  12  2 65.7   1/ 1*SHREDDERS (412)          11  2 0
 2/ 2 COLOR ME SUAVE (322)     822 534 36 60.6   2/ 2 COLOR ME SUAVE (322)      9  6 0
 3/ 3 DELVERS (154)            729 955 20 43.3   3/ 5*INTELLECTS OF HIPH (414)  6  7 0
 4/ 4 I CAN'T BRUSH YOU (407)   63  91  8 40.9   4/ 4 DELVERS (154)             6  9 0
 5/ 5*INTELLECTS OF HIPH (414)  11  16  1 40.7   5/ 3 I CAN'T BRUSH YOU (407)   5  6 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 677): JOSH of CLUELESS (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 560): CHARLIE HORSE of THE FUNNY FARM (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 682): HUSTLERS AMBITION of STATE OF MIND (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 654): WHEEL OF TIME of TL;DR (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 678): MAURINA OBEL of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 673): CHAS CRINGER of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 682): ETUGEN KHAN of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 666): FERRIN MONDOR of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 668): SUSHI of SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (Manager, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 667): CHESTERTON of LITERATE LOONS (Sherman, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 635): 50/50 of SKATE DRAGONS (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 622): MY DEER WATSON of HOLMES ON THE RANGE (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 287): TIMOR UNRED of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 615): JELLO KNUCKLES of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 566): WHO of QUESTIONS (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 268): CAO ZHEN of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 261): G W BUSH of TALL TALES (A-Sop, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 511): CARELESS BEAR of DARKSIDEOFTVLAND 3 (Youngblood, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 238): WHOLE of MILK IS GOOD (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 559): STASSIA of UP TO NO GOOD (She-Puppy, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 677): CLUELESS (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 560): THE FUNNY FARM (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 682): AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 654): TL;DR (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 678): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 673): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 282): BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 666): THE CLUB (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 668): OF WOLF AND MAN II (Tripwire, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 667): KANO CLAN (Doc Miracle, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 635): SKATE DRAGONS (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 622): TEAM FLOYD (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 287): THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 615): SHREDDERS (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 566): QUESTIONS (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 268): ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 261): TALL TALES (A-Sop, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 511): HORSE LAKERS (General Ikillu, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 238): ARTIC FURY (?, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 559) STREET PIZZA et al (The Upright Man, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 676): CRATER FACE of LAB EXPERIMENTS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 682): HUSTLERS AMBITION of STATE OF MIND (Marma Duke, mgr.)
              (turn 681): FUNNY FARM FIEND of STATE OF MIND (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 681): KONA KATE of BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 665): FOOTLOOSE of BACON MAKIN' (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 668): SUSHI of SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (Manager, mgr.)
                (turn 667): BOATSWAIN of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 667): SUGAR MAGNOLIA of COSMIC FREAK OUT (Floyd, mgr.)
                           OPHELIA DELPHI of THE RED BLADES (Bill the Bard, mgr.)
               (turn 666): TIME of OMINOUS REIGN (Archaic Elf, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 614): BRAID of I CAN'T BRUSH YOU (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 257): DENG FEI of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
                           TIAN HU of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills?  Well 
fergit it, cause this is the Spyreport for RODEKI.  MVP award for IGOR JONES?  
DELVERS' proud of him after beating WHY DO YOU ASK ME and getting 22 points.  Talk 
about yer major upsets!  FELLERMAN's match with SPORK! cost him a loss of 6 points!  
Don't you think the Duelmaster is being unfair?  I think JELLO KNUCKLES should let 
TOOTHBRUSH be Duelmaster for a while, without fighting about it.  Is the Duelmaster 
really being a real snob to his teammates?  Don't ask me!   
     AAARRGH!!!  I HATE SPYREPORTING!!!  Sorry.  I just had to say it.  DELVERS was 
the most avoided team.  Is a 729-955-20 record really that scary?  Is there some deep 
dark secret why SHREDDERS' been avoiding DELVERS so much?  Or is it just that they're 
too scared?  Ooh!  Did SRV really know what he was doing when he challenged 
GASTAIGNE?  A 7-1-1 speaks volumes.  (Zontoni said that.  I don't know what it 
means.) Do you think SRV knew something before he challenged GASTAIGNE?  He got a win 
and 24 points.  What will the guy do next?   
     What does a fighter fight for?  I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone 
gets killed.  Not after four more fights.  Hey you guys, don't you think your 
families would like to hear from you?  Write!  (Or have someone write for you.)  
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I gotta leave.  RODEKI is like such a dump, and you guys smell too much!  Its 
been really albendranius!  Later, guys-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JELLO KNUCKLES 4554          27   6  0   104       COLOR ME SUAVE (322)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RODEKILL 4564                18   5  2   123       COLOR ME SUAVE (322)
 SRV 4593                      7   1  1    96       SHREDDERS (412)
 TANTRUM YOGA 4563            16   7  1    91       COLOR ME SUAVE (322)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TOOTHBRUSH 4546              15  20  1    81       I CAN'T BRUSH YOU (407)
 GASTAIGNE 4535               18  19  0    78       DELVERS (154)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SPORK! 4580                  12   3  0    63       I CAN'T BRUSH YOU (407)
-HENDRIX 4594                  5   1  0    59       SHREDDERS (412)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KWS 4590                      5   1  0    50       SHREDDERS (412)
 WHY DO YOU ASK ME 4556        9  18  2    47       I CAN'T BRUSH YOU (407)
 IGOR JONES 4598               5   4  1    46       DELVERS (154)
-COMMON SENSE 4616             3   1  1    44       INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP (414)
 FELLERMAN 4575                6  13  1    40       DELVERS (154)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ELIFAS KONT 4578              5  11  0    33       DELVERS (154)
 MONTROSE 4625                 3   0  0    24       SHREDDERS (412)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ARMORED ECHO 4597             7   2  0    23       COLOR ME SUAVE (322)
 PASDANOUS 4613                4   2  0    23       INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP (414)
 TRUGOY THE DOVE 4614          1   5  0    23       INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP (414)
 MASE-O 4617                   3   3  0    18       INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP (414)
 UNCLE TED 4624                2   1  0    11       SHREDDERS (412)
 OINK THE COW 4622             1   3  1     7       COLOR ME SUAVE (322)
 ISENGALEN 4610                1   4  0     7       DELVERS (154)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
LUPE 4623               0  3 0 INTELLECTS OF HI 414 ARENAMASTER FARI      616  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Tantrum Yoga -- I enjoy watching you "do your stuff," but I wish you were female.
That'd be even more fun. -- Gastaigne

Why Do You Ask Me -- Because no one else knows? -- Elifas Kont

A Captured Orc.  Damn straight I gored him.  He's a fool and a wimp if he couldn't
keep from getting captured. -- Fellerman

Mase-O -- Oh, like that, huh?  Okay, I can do that. -- Igor Jones

Pasdanous -- There you've got me.  I don't have any kind of intellect at all. --
Isengalen

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

LUPE was butchered by ARENAMASTER FARIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
SRV devastated GASTAIGNE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
UNCLE TED was overcome by PASDANOUS in a 3 minute Challenge match.
JELLO KNUCKLES narrowly defeated TOOTHBRUSH in a 5 minute master's Title duel.
RODEKILL overpowered VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
TANTRUM YOGA devastated VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
SPORK! overpowered FELLERMAN in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
WHY DO YOU ASK ME was devastated by IGOR JONES in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
KWS handily defeated CAPTURED ORC in a 1 minute uneven melee.
ELIFAS KONT viciously subdued ARMORED ECHO in a popular 4 minute gruesome duel.
TRUGOY THE DOVE vanquished EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 4 minute one-sided fight.
MASE-O overpowered OINK THE COW in a 3 minute one-sided melee.
ISENGALEN was overpowered by MONTROSE in a 2 minute one-sided match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY                      5         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -   1 -  0      80  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         PARRY-LUNGE       13 -   7 -  0      65  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         SLASHING ATTACK   14 -   8 -  0      64  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         TOTAL PARRY       22 -  14 -  1      61  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         WALL OF STEEL     12 -   8 -  1      60  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         LUNGING ATTACK    20 -  18 -  2      53  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         AIMED BLOW         5 -   5 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         STRIKING ATTACK   11 -  17 -  1      39  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         BASHING ATTACK     4 -  12 -  1      25  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   4 -  0       0  |

Turn 616 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  2         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  WALL OF STEEL  
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  2         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
TOTAL PARRY        4 -  1                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  2                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      JELLO KNUCKLES 4554        27   6  0  104 COLOR ME SUAVE (322)
SLASHING ATTACK  RODEKILL 4564              18   5  2  123 COLOR ME SUAVE (322)
WALL OF STEEL    SRV 4593                    7   1  1   96 SHREDDERS (412)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-LUNGE      TANTRUM YOGA 4563          16   7  1   91 COLOR ME SUAVE (322)
LUNGING ATTACK   SPORK! 4580                12   3  0   63 I CAN'T BRUSH YOU (407)
AIMED BLOW       KWS 4590                    5   1  0   50 SHREDDERS (412)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is GASTAIGNE 4535.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was ELIFAS KONT 4578.  The ten other most popular fighters were TOOTHBRUSH 4546, 
UNCLE TED 4624, OINK THE COW 4622, JELLO KNUCKLES 4554, RODEKILL 4564, TANTRUM YOGA 
4563, MONTROSE 4625, SRV 4593, SPORK! 4580, and IGOR JONES 4598.

The least popular fighter this week was ISENGALEN 4610.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were WHY DO YOU ASK ME 4556, GASTAIGNE 4535, LUPE 4623, MASE-O 4617, TRUGOY 
THE DOVE 4614, ARMORED ECHO 4597, FELLERMAN 4575, PASDANOUS 4613, KWS 4590, and IGOR 
JONES 4598.