DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 08/06/2011 Duedate: 08/19/2011
RODEKI ARENA
DM-42 TURN-619
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
URCHIN
DUNGEON CELL (402)
(42-4522) [9-1-0,112]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
URCHIN POSITION IS EMPTY
DUNGEON CELL (402)
(42-4522) [9-1-0,112]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
GASTAIGNE ISENGALEN
DELVERS (154) DELVERS (154)
(42-4535) [18-22-0,76] (42-4610) [3-5-0,27]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
COLOR ME SUAVE (322)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. DUNGEON CELL (402) 50
2. SHREDDERS (412) 44 DUNGEON CELL (402)
3. COLOR ME SUAVE (322) 37 Unchartered Team
4. I CAN'T BRUSH YOU (407) 3
5. INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP (414) 0 THE INQUISITION (174)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 0 DUNGEON CELL (402) 130 43 8 75.1 1/ 1 COLOR ME SUAVE (322) 9 6 1
2/ 1 SHREDDERS (412) 30 17 2 63.8 2/ 2 SHREDDERS (412) 7 5 0
3/ 2 COLOR ME SUAVE (322) 831 540 37 60.6 3/ 3 DELVERS (154) 6 9 0
4- 3*INTELLECTS OF HIPH (414) 14 18 1 43.8 4/ 5 I CAN'T BRUSH YOU (407) 4 5 0
5/ 4 DELVERS (154) 735 964 20 43.3 5- 4*INTELLECTS OF HIPH (414) 3 2 0
6/ 5 I CAN'T BRUSH YOU (407) 67 96 8 41.1 6/ 0 DUNGEON CELL (402) 2 2 1
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 681): LITTLE BEAR of HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 563): CHARLIE HORSE of THE FUNNY FARM (Buri, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 686): SQUASH of VEGGIES (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 658): RUNNING DEER of TRIBAL COUNCIL (Chief Illiniwek, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 682): JUDAS PRIUS of TECHNOLOGY (Otto X, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 677): ELMINOTH of REIGN (Archaic Elf, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 685): REDONDO RHONDA of BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 670): TREMORS of BACON MAKIN' (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 671): CHATROOMMATE of CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 670): RUIN of DARK AT HEART (?, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 638): IRINIA JINZ of MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 625): ZANDER of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 288): TIMOR UNRED of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 618): JELLO KNUCKLES of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 569): WHO of QUESTIONS (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 270): ALBERT of KIWI CONNECTI0N (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 263): BURNING RUBBER of WHAT'S IN A NAME (Storm Lord, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 515): MOOSEHEAD of FLOYD'S BREWERY (Floyd, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 239): WHOLE of MILK IS GOOD (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 563): RUGEN THE JELLY FISH of HANNAH'S PALS (The Upright Man)
Top Teams
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 681): ONE HIT WONDERS (Buri, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 563): THE FUNNY FARM (Buri, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 686): AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 658): DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 682): LONG SWORD CLUB (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 677): RED BLADES (Madwand, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 285): SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 670): THE CLUB (Buri, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 671): SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 670): NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 637): MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 625): HOLMES ON THE RANGE (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 288): THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 618): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 569): POSITION IS EMPTY
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 270): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 263): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 515): FLOYD'S BREWERY (Floyd, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 239): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 563) STREET PIZZA et al (The Upright Man, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 681): LITTLE BEAR of HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.)
(turn 680): VERMOUTH of BOOZE (Papa Bear, mgr.)
WAELGAEST of SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 563): HARKRANZ of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
EDWARD O'HARE of MEDAL OF HONOR A1 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 686): SQUASH of VEGGIES (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
(turn 685): WHIRLING INSELBERG of IRATE FORMATIONS (The Muffin Man)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 657): MAT'ARI of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 681): PRIMUS of LONG SWORD CLUB (Sherlock, mgr.)
BALISONG of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 670): TREMORS of BACON MAKIN' (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 670): DESTITUTE NOBLE of GET OUTTA MY WAY (Floyd, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 670): RUIN of DARK AT HEART (?, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 637): BOARDSLIDE of SKATE DRAGONS (Floyd, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 288): TIMOR UNRED of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 618): JELLO KNUCKLES of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
(turn 617): RODEKILL of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 569): JUBHAL of DARK HORSEMENT (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 269): CAO ZHEN of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
ALLERDAE CHAN of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 515): RED HOOK of FLOYD'S BREWERY (Floyd, mgr.)
SPY REPORT
Busy, busy, busy, lots of things happening in RODEKI this turn, and let's start
with a look at some of the teams. The SHREDDERS guild has had a 3-1-0 turn and
deserves to be watched in the future. You never know where this kind of thing can
lead. And let's see, STICKY FINGERS fought TOOTHBRUSH and gained 29 points and
contributed to DUNGEON CELL's 2-2-1. FELLERMAN has lost to WHY DO YOU ASK ME,
falling 16 points, while helping make DELVERS a 1-4-0 turn. This turn JELLO KNUCKLES
challenged SPORK! in what was RODEKI's Title bout. The attempts to dethrone the
Duelmaster have failed, and JELLO KNUCKLES remains RODEKI's top warrior for another
turn. Tell me, is nothing sacred? I have heard from unimpeachable sources that The
Swinging Aardvark uses trolls in their stew. Talk about gristle!
I tell you, a green quarterstaff lasts longer than a seasoned sapling. A basher
friend of mine assures me this is true. I also notice that the SHREDDERS stable was
the most avoided team this turn. Come on RODEKI, what are you afraid of? And guess
who avoided SHREDDERS stable the most? Believe it or not, it was COLOR ME SUAVE.
Anyone surprised? Well, sports fans, take notice that SPORK! from I CAN'T BRUSH YOU
was RODEKI's most challenged warrior this turn.
The Dark Arena is for those who cannot win, not who cannot lose with grace.
Dignity in life or death is the warrior's creed. DUNGEON CELL has some questions to
answer. Like 'why did you kill your fighter, PREMATURE EMBALMER, who had a record of
3-0-0?' Had I not seen it, it would be hard to believe. SPACEWASTER was sent to the
Dark Arena and lived to tell about it! Makes you think, no? I guess it was coming
sooner or later, I CAN'T BRUSH YOU has lost TOOTHBRUSH, and RODEKI is bound to miss
it. For a little while, at least. We'd like to remind certain teams not to rob the
graves of their enemies. You know who you are; and it's considered rude.
Remember, blood on the purple robe does not change it from a purple robe. Dare
to fight bravely. Well, I'm burning daylight here in RODEKI and I've a long road
ahead of me. Happy Trails. Until the sun next rises and my pen sets to paper--
Alarond the Scribe
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
URCHIN 4522 9 1 0 112 DUNGEON CELL (402)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
STICKY FINGERS 4523 16 1 1 108 DUNGEON CELL (402)
-DEAD MAN WALKING 4512 13 4 0 108 DUNGEON CELL (402)
SPORK! 4580 14 4 0 102 I CAN'T BRUSH YOU (407)
-SRV 4593 7 2 1 101 SHREDDERS (412)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TANTRUM YOGA 4563 18 8 1 87 COLOR ME SUAVE (322)
HENDRIX 4594 7 1 0 79 SHREDDERS (412)
GASTAIGNE 4535 18 22 0 76 DELVERS (154)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
WHY DO YOU ASK ME 4556 10 20 2 65 I CAN'T BRUSH YOU (407)
-COMMON SENSE 4616 4 1 1 59 INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP (414)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ELIFAS KONT 4578 7 12 0 56 DELVERS (154)
KWS 4590 6 3 0 51 SHREDDERS (412)
FELLERMAN 4575 8 14 1 44 DELVERS (154)
UNCLE TED 4624 4 2 0 43 SHREDDERS (412)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MONTROSE 4625 5 1 0 40 SHREDDERS (412)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ARMORED ECHO 4597 9 3 0 33 COLOR ME SUAVE (322)
SPACEWASTER 4634 1 0 1 33 COLOR ME SUAVE (322)
IGOR JONES 4598 5 7 1 31 DELVERS (154)
-TRUGOY THE DOVE 4614 2 5 0 29 INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP (414)
ISENGALEN 4610 3 5 0 27 DELVERS (154)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-PASDANOUS 4613 4 3 0 17 INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP (414)
-TALIB KWELI 4631 1 0 0 9 INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP (414)
CUPCAKE SPRINKLE 4633 0 1 0 1 COLOR ME SUAVE (322)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
HIGH ELF 0 0 0 DARK ARENA SPACEWASTER 4634 619 NONE
NUDE SOMNAMBULIS 4536 1 2 0 DUNGEON CELL 402 SPYMASTER 619 NONE
PREMATURE EMBALM 4551 3 1 0 DUNGEON CELL 402 SHEWISH GIANT 619 NONE
TOOTHBRUSH 4546 16 22 1 I CAN'T BRUSH YO 407 STICKY FINGERS 4523 619
PERSONAL ADS
Our congratulations to Jello Knuckles. -- Harby and the Delvers
Whatever tourney that was, we salute Rodeki's participants in it. -- Harby and the
Delvers
Tantrum Yoga -- You put on a fine performance out there, I don't think I've ever seen
anyone do the Soft Pretzel with Mustard and Cheese in full armor. Despite the loss,
you made me look good, and that always helps, too. -- Gastaigne
Hendrix -- If that isn't just LIKE a dwarf. You see a bit of tusk, and you go
berserk. -- Igor Jones the Ill-Used
Kws -- What? Is that "w" supposed to be pronounced like "uu"? I tried to ask you at
the beginning, but you wouldn't LISTEN till I pinned you to the sands and shouted at
you. I want to know! -- Fellerman
P.S. Hey, I like a little conversation now and then, okay? Sue me.
Why Do You Ask Me -- For the pleasure of watching you foam at the moutn about it, of
course. We Shews aren't subtle. -- Elifas Kont
A Cult Member? No problem. I can mosterize THREE cult members BEFORE BREAKFAST. If
that's the only way to GET breakfast, anyway. -- Isengalen
13 July 11
Announcing!
The No-Tourney ADM arena will be opening for business on the
first of August of this year!
It will be ADM Arena #107, making use of that idle installation down at Lirin
Kiv. If the managers involved in this arena wish to rename it, suggestions will be
entertained through the months of August and September.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
PREMATURE EMBALMER was butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
NUDE SOMNAMBULIST was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
SPACEWASTER killed HIGH ELF in a exciting 5 minute gory Dark Arena melee.
JELLO KNUCKLES won victory over SPORK! in a 2 minute Challenge brawl.
HENDRIX devastated GASTAIGNE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
MONTROSE was subdued by ELIFAS KONT in a 2 minute Challenge competition.
TANTRUM YOGA was devastated by URCHIN in a 1 minute one-sided Title duel.
TOOTHBRUSH was butchered by STICKY FINGERS in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
FELLERMAN was handily defeated by WHY DO YOU ASK ME in a 1 minute uneven melee.
IGOR JONES was vanquished by KWS in a action packed 1 minute one-sided duel.
ISENGALEN was outwaited by ARMORED ECHO in a popular 7 minute fight.
UNCLE TED savagely defeated THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a popular 1 minute gory melee.
CUPCAKE SPRINKLE was demolished by MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 6 PARRY-RIPOSTE 7 - 2 - 1 78 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 PARRY-LUNGE 13 - 6 - 0 68 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 SLASHING ATTACK 11 - 6 - 0 65 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 AIMED BLOW 7 - 4 - 1 64 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 TOTAL PARRY 22 - 16 - 1 58 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 STRIKING ATTACK 19 - 14 - 1 58 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 LUNGING ATTACK 18 - 22 - 1 45 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 WALL OF STEEL 8 - 10 - 0 44 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 BASHING ATTACK 4 - 13 - 1 24 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 4 - 0 20 |
Turn 619 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 2 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 5 3 STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 WALL OF STEEL
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 2 PARRY-LUNGE
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 2 1 LUNGING ATTACK
1 BASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK URCHIN 4522 9 1 0 112 DUNGEON CELL (402)
AIMED BLOW STICKY FINGERS 4523 16 1 1 108 DUNGEON CELL (402)
LUNGING ATTACK SPORK! 4580 14 4 0 102 I CAN'T BRUSH YOU (407)
PARRY-LUNGE TANTRUM YOGA 4563 18 8 1 87 COLOR ME SUAVE (322)
PARRY-RIPOSTE MONTROSE 4625 5 1 0 40 SHREDDERS (412)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is GASTAIGNE 4535. The most popular warrior this turn
was ISENGALEN 4610. The ten other most popular fighters were URCHIN 4522, SPORK!
4580, ELIFAS KONT 4578, KWS 4590, UNCLE TED 4624, HENDRIX 4594, WHY DO YOU ASK ME
4556, MONTROSE 4625, TANTRUM YOGA 4563, and STICKY FINGERS 4523.
The least popular fighter this week was CUPCAKE SPRINKLE 4633. The other ten least
popular fighters were ARMORED ECHO 4597, FELLERMAN 4575, TOOTHBRUSH 4546, GASTAIGNE
4535, SPACEWASTER 4634, NUDE SOMNAMBULIST 4536, PREMATURE EMBALMER 4551, IGOR JONES
4598, STICKY FINGERS 4523, and TANTRUM YOGA 4563.
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) COLOR ME SUAVE (322)
* * * * * MEMO * * * * *
From: The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To: All Managers
In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's
cramp, census forms will be provided for warriors by request only, effective
immediately. Managers may register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by
simply writing them on a separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.
For any questions, please contact the Gladiatorial Commission.