DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/23/2015    Duedate: 06/05/2015

RODEKI ARENA

DM-42    TURN-718

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

GO FISH
DEALER'S CHOICE (259)
(42-4886) [9-4-0,109]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

GO FISH                        POSITION IS EMPTY
DEALER'S CHOICE (259)          
(42-4886) [9-4-0,109]          

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

EARLY OUT                      GO FISH
DEALER'S CHOICE (259)          DEALER'S CHOICE (259)
(42-4882) [16-3-1,94]          (42-4886) [9-4-0,109]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

DEALER'S CHOICE (259)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. WEIRD STUDENTS (440)        60
2. DEALER'S CHOICE (259)       48      DEALER'S CHOICE (259)
3. SHEWISH BUFFET (432)         0      Unchartered Team
4. ALFREDO'S SEXY BABES (434)   0
5. DELVERS (154)                0      WEIRD STUDENTS (440)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*SHEWISH BUFFET (432)       2   0  0  100   1/ 1 DEALER'S CHOICE (259)    12  3 1
 2/ 0*WEIRD STUDENTS (440)       4   1  0 80.0   2/ 2 THE SOVEREIGN (430)       5  5 1
 3/ 2 DEALER'S CHOICE (259)    260 112 16 69.9   3/ 0*WEIRD STUDENTS (440)      4  1 0
 4- 3*ALFREDO'S SEXY BAB (434)  13   9  0 59.1   4- 3*ALFREDO'S SEXY BAB (434)  2  2 0
 5- 4 DELVERS (154)            938 %1232 22 43.2   5- 4*SHEWISH BUFFET (432)      1  0 0
 6/ 5 THE SOVEREIGN (430)       50  73  6 40.7   6- 5 DELVERS (154)             0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

*click, click, lights a long cig, inhales then exhales the blue smoke*  I don't trust 
air I can't see.  Well, I finally reached the BIG SEAT!  Totally awesone.

I will make the 4th Duelmaster under Lord Scorpio.

It looks like that Beer and Go Fish are really wanting the title.  Well, I'm not going 
to make it an easy one to grab.

Chykarin!  Grant me what it takes to hold the crown.  I hope--soon --I'll be on my way 
to the Isle of the Eye to show what I really got. *inhales her cig*

Rodeki, come and take it, if you have what it takes!

To Blue Smoke, my old friend, and Jade.  I'll forever miss you.

                                          -- Long-N-Slim
                                             Current Duelmaster

                                      SPY REPORT

     So why do I have this bag over my head?  Because I am The Unknown Spymaster and 
I'm going to give you a spy report!.  WEIRD STUDENTS seems to have it's eye on the 
top team spot, and if they continue having 4-1-0 weeks they may get it!  Hey 
everybody, watch out for CRAPS, who flew up 15 points in the rankings after mashing 
ANOMANDAR RAKE like a melon.  Keep your eye on this guy.  And falling like a basher 
in the top ten was ANOMANDAR RAKE, who dropped 11 points after a disappointing (to 
say the least) bout with CRAPS.  In front of all the crowds, GO FISH took the 
Duelmaster's crown for hers own.  I give the bum two weeks.  Advice to bashers--never 
force anything, just get a bigger halberd!   
     But enough of that bunch, let's get on to the wimps who like to avoid battle!  
And hey, kiddies, those of you who didn't avoid DEALER'S CHOICE, please raise you 
hand.  Wow.  Does RODEKI really have that many liars?  And you guys like to boo me?  
Well, unsling your rasberries, cause THE SOVEREIGN beats feet every time DEALER'S 
CHOICE smiles at them.  Try farming, eh?   
     Remember that an arena is not always a safe place to be, but it is one of the 
most interesting, though!  Ask not the elves for counsel, for they will say both yes 
and no.  Silly buggers, eh?   
     Well, there's the manager of the RODEKI giving me the 'cut' sign (or is that 
'They're going to strangle you in the alley?).  Well, there goes another Spy Report.  
Good luck in next week's fights.  Hasta la bye-bye.  (Loud choruses of 'Beat it, ya 
bum!')-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GO FISH 4886                  9   4  0   109       DEALER'S CHOICE (259)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 EARLY OUT 4882               16   3  1    94       DEALER'S CHOICE (259)
 LONG-N-SLIM 4833             15  12  0    94       THE SOVEREIGN (430)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ANVIL 4774                   18  31  1    86       DELVERS (154)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SILVER LADY 4826             17  13  0    64       DELVERS (154)
-KATE UPTON 4861               6   2  0    62       ALFREDO'S SEXY BABES (434)
-DOWNER 4850                  13   8  0    61       DELVERS (154)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-JEAN HARLOW 4859              6   2  0    54       ALFREDO'S SEXY BABES (434)
 THE BIG WHEEL 4909            5   2  1    37       DEALER'S CHOICE (259)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-JURINE CASSEROLE 4844         2   0  0    33       SHEWISH BUFFET (432)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DOG BOY 4917                  2   0  0    27       THE SOVEREIGN (430)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CRAPS 4927                    3   1  0    22       DEALER'S CHOICE (259)
 LOUD LARRY 4915               1   0  0    15       WEIRD STUDENTS (440)
-CARROLL BAKER 4860            1   0  0    15       ALFREDO'S SEXY BABES (434)
 ZESTFUL ZACK 4914             1   0  0    15       WEIRD STUDENTS (440)
-REDCAP 4888                   2   8  0    14       DELVERS (154)
 DULL DORK 4913                1   0  0    13       WEIRD STUDENTS (440)
 THRIFTY THREAD 4911           1   0  0    12       WEIRD STUDENTS (440)
 RISTLARA ELENITHIL 4926       1   1  1     5       THE SOVEREIGN (430)
 BUBBLY BRANDI 4912            0   1  0     5       WEIRD STUDENTS (440)
 ANOMANDAR RAKE 4930           1   1  0     4       THE SOVEREIGN (430)
 BIG BAD WOLF 4918             0   1  0     1       THE SOVEREIGN (430)
-CANARY JANE 4928              0   1  0     1       DELVERS (154)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
CULT MEMBER             0  0 0                      THE BIG WHEEL 4909    718  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

CRAPS devastated ANOMANDAR RAKE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
LONG-N-SLIM was viciously subdued by GO FISH in a 2 minute uneven Title battle.
BEER vanquished KUNG-FU MASTER in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
EARLY OUT overpowered VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
THE BIG WHEEL butchered CULT MEMBER in a 2 minute gory uneven brawl.
RISTLARA ELENITHIL was viciously subdued by THRIFTY THREAD in a 2 minute match.
DOG BOY handily defeated BUBBLY BRANDI in a action packed 1 minute uneven melee.
LOUD LARRY vanquished PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute uneven fight.
ZESTFUL ZACK vanquished PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
DULL DORK beat BIG BAD WOLF in a 2 minute melee.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         SLASHING ATTACK    8 -   2 -  0      80  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         AIMED BLOW        11 -   4 -  0      73  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         LUNGING ATTACK    28 -  13 -  0      68  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         PARRY-STRIKE       7 -   5 -  0      58  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         WALL OF STEEL      8 -   6 -  1      57  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         TOTAL PARRY        1 -   2 -  0      33  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         PARRY-LUNGE        2 -   4 -  1      33  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         STRIKING ATTACK    9 -  22 -  0      29  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -   5 -  0      29  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         BASHING ATTACK     5 -  13 -  0      28  |

Turn 718 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  PARRY-STRIKE   
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  2         1  BASHING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  1                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   GO FISH 4886                9   4  0  109 DEALER'S CHOICE (259)
PARRY-STRIKE     LONG-N-SLIM 4833           15  12  0   94 THE SOVEREIGN (430)
WALL OF STEEL    THE BIG WHEEL 4909          5   2  1   37 DEALER'S CHOICE (259)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is EARLY OUT 4882.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was GO FISH 4886.  The ten other most popular fighters were THRIFTY THREAD 4911, DOG 
BOY 4917, BIG BAD WOLF 4918, THE BIG WHEEL 4909, CRAPS 4927, EARLY OUT 4882, LOUD 
LARRY 4915, ZESTFUL ZACK 4914, LONG-N-SLIM 4833, and RISTLARA ELENITHIL 4926.

The least popular fighter this week was BUBBLY BRANDI 4912.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were ANOMANDAR RAKE 4930, DULL DORK 4913, RISTLARA ELENITHIL 4926, 
LONG-N-SLIM 4833, ZESTFUL ZACK 4914, LOUD LARRY 4915, EARLY OUT 4882, CRAPS 4927, THE 
BIG WHEEL 4909, and BIG BAD WOLF 4918.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

BEER (42-4851) DEALER'S CHOICE (259)

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately.  Managers may 
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a 
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.  Each warrior may have 
up to 15 favorite sayings.  Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, 
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long.  For any questions, please contact the 
Gladiatorial Commission.