DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 11/07/2015    Duedate: 11/20/2015

RODEKI ARENA

DM-42    TURN-730

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

NOAH BODY
GARBAGE PAIL KIDS II (437)
(42-4890) [6-1-1,122]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

POSITION IS EMPTY              NOAH BODY
                               GARBAGE PAIL KIDS II (437)
                               (42-4890) [6-1-1,122]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

NOAH BODY                      NOAH BODY
GARBAGE PAIL KIDS II (437)     GARBAGE PAIL KIDS II (437)
(42-4890) [6-1-1,122]          (42-4890) [6-1-1,122]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

GARBAGE PAIL KIDS II (437)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. GARBAGE PAIL KIDS II (437)  48
2. DEALER'S CHOICE (259)        0      DOOMCORPS PRIDE (308)
3. HOLY SHIP! (423)             0      Unchartered Team

GARBAGE PAIL KIDS II (437)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 2 DEALER'S CHOICE (259)    297 126 16 70.2   1/ 2*GARBAGE PAIL KIDS  (437)  8  3 1
 2/ 1*GARBAGE PAIL KIDS  (437)  14   6  1 70.0   2- 1 DEALER'S CHOICE (259)     6  4 0
 3- 3*HOLY SHIP! (423)           2   4  1 33.3   3- 3*HOLY SHIP! (423)          0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

Now that was unexpected...

                        -- Noah Body

                                      SPY REPORT

     Good day, friends and fiends, welcome to your friendly neighborhood spyreport.  
I doubt RODEKI will ever be the same.  It seems the training can make the difference, 
as DEALER'S CHOICE is pushed out of top team by GARBAGE PAIL KIDS II, who came from 
2nd with a 3-2-0 this turn.  And let's see, GRAHM CRACKER fought AMBITIOUS GUARD and 
gained 19 points and contributed to GARBAGE PAIL KIDS II's 3-2-0.  Defending his 
title for another turn, NOAH BODY kept RODEKI's warrior, VETERAN MERCENARY, from 
claiming the throne.  Can someone confirm a rumor for me?  I hear the top team makes 
their losing fighters do dishes at The Welcome Wench until they win.  Maybe?   
     He who challenges well, fights well.  He who avoids without cause, shall lose 
for good reasons.  My mama told me that one.   
     The Dark Arena is for those who cannot win, not who cannot lose with grace.  
Dignity in life or death is the warrior's creed.  A brave warrior does not carry a 
red shield, he has nothing to cover or hide when the fight is over.  Consider well.   
     Remember, blood on the purple robe does not change it from a purple robe.  Dare 
to fight bravely.  It's been nice chatting with you, until we meet again, keep your 
swords sharp and your hammers heavy.  Until the sun next rises and my pen sets to 
paper-- Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NOAH BODY 4890                6   1  1   122       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS II (437)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CRAPS 4927                   11   3  0    77       DEALER'S CHOICE (259)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-THE BIG WHEEL 4909           12   5  1    64       DEALER'S CHOICE (259)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GRAHM CRACKER 4941            4   0  0    44       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS II (437)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-WELLINGTON 4711               2   1  1    29       HOLY SHIP! (423)
 PARANOID PETE 4894            4   0  0    27       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS II (437)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-TEXAS TEA 4939                2   3  0    10       DEALER'S CHOICE (259)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
ROULETTE 4931          10  1 0 DEALER'S CHOICE 259  NOAH BODY 4890        729   
BAKED BRET 4940         0  1 0 GARBAGE PAIL KID 437 SHEWISH GIANT         730  NONE
TRASHY TRISH 4942       0  1 0 GARBAGE PAIL KID 437 HIGH ELF              730  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Dealer's Choice -- Condolences. -- Garbage Pail Kids

Texas Tea -- I've never been that good at cards. -- Grahm

Dealer/Coach -- Though I'd drop a team in here and try to provide you some 
competition.  Sorry 'bout that lunger. -- Kharadmon, mgr Garbage Pail Kids
P.S. Shared a table with you at the F2F in Chicago... to put a face with the name.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BAKED BRET was viciously butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
TRASHY TRISH was viciously butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
NOAH BODY demolished VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute bloody uneven Title fight.
GRAHM CRACKER devastated AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
PARANOID PETE demolished PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a dull 5 minute mismatched competition.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         TOTAL PARRY        4 -   0 -  0     100  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         BASHING ATTACK     5 -   1 -  2      83  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         AIMED BLOW         7 -   2 -  0      78  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         LUNGING ATTACK    20 -   9 -  0      69  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         WALL OF STEEL      6 -   4 -  0      60  |
|AIMED BLOW                       0         STRIKING ATTACK    3 -   2 -  1      60  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         SLASHING ATTACK    4 -   3 -  0      57  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 730 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         1  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         1  LUNGING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   NOAH BODY 4890              6   1  1  122 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS II (437)
SLASHING ATTACK  GRAHM CRACKER 4941          4   0  0   44 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS II (437)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is NOAH BODY 4890.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was NOAH BODY 4890.  The ten other most popular fighters were GRAHM CRACKER 4941, 
BAKED BRET 4940, TRASHY TRISH 4942, PARANOID PETE 4894,  0,  0,  0,  0,  0, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was PARANOID PETE 4894.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were TRASHY TRISH 4942, BAKED BRET 4940, GRAHM CRACKER 4941, NOAH 
BODY 4890,  0,  0,  0,  0,  0, and  0.

                                CHALLENGES AND AVOIDS

To clarify:  You issue Challenges to warriors, but Avoid teams.  
To Challenge, write that warrior's name and ID# in the space provided. 
To Avoid, write the team's name and Team ID in that space. 
Make sure you include the ID!

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately.  Managers may 
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a 
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.  Each warrior may have 
up to 15 favorite sayings.  Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, 
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long.  For any questions, please contact the 
Gladiatorial Commission.