DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 12/05/2015    Duedate: 12/18/2015

RODEKI ARENA

DM-42    TURN-732

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

NOAH BODY
GARBAGE PAIL KIDS II (437)
(42-4890) [8-1-1,131]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

POSITION IS EMPTY              NOAH BODY
                               GARBAGE PAIL KIDS II (437)
                               (42-4890) [8-1-1,131]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

NOAH BODY                      ZESTFUL ZACK
GARBAGE PAIL KIDS II (437)     WEIRD STUDENTS (440)
(42-4890) [8-1-1,131]          (42-4914) [3-2-0,38]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

GARBAGE PAIL KIDS II (437)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. GARBAGE PAIL KIDS II (437)  59
2. WEIRD STUDENTS (440)        14      BRAINS (282)
3. SHEWISH BUFFET (432)         1      Unchartered Team

                                       WEIRD STUDENTS (440)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*WEIRD STUDENTS (440)      18   6  1 75.0   1/ 1*GARBAGE PAIL KIDS  (437) 10  5 0
 2/ 4*GARBAGE PAIL KIDS  (437)  21   9  1 70.0   2/ 2*WEIRD STUDENTS (440)      7  2 1
 3/ 3*SHEWISH BUFFET (432)       2   2  0 50.0   3/ 4*SHEWISH BUFFET (432)      0  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster here with my bag to give you the news on last 
week's fights.  It looks like the guys(?) at WEIRD STUDENTS had a good week as they 
went 3-1-0 to put them in 2nd place.  I guess steroids help!  Hey everybody, watch 
out for PARANOID PETE, who flew up 15 points in the rankings after mashing ZESTFUL 
ZACK like a melon.  Keep your eye on this guy.  And falling like a basher in the top 
ten was ZESTFUL ZACK, who dropped 9 points after a disappointing (to say the least) 
bout with PARANOID PETE.  Going for the gusto and coming up with aught but bloody 
knuckles was RODEKI's VETERAN MERCENARY, who was turned away from the Duelmastership 
by NOAH BODY.  Advice to bashers--never force anything, just get a bigger halberd!   
     Here is other news that is of note.   
     Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day 
drinking to their memory.  Better tanked than dead!  DEALER'S CHOICE has one more 
week to get their bloodfeud off.  I talked to the manager, but he could only grunt 
'ROULETTE who?'.  Ya gotta luv em!  Remember:  alliances are great, but try and take 
your ally in the arena with you and see what happens.   
     Well, there's the manager of the RODEKI giving me the 'cut' sign (or is that 
'They're going to strangle you in the alley?).  Well, there goes another Spy Report.  
Good luck in next week's fights.  Its been real, and its been fun, but it hasn't been 
real fun...-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NOAH BODY 4890                8   1  1   131       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS II (437)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LOUD LARRY 4915               5   0  0    50       WEIRD STUDENTS (440)
 PARANOID PETE 4894            6   0  0    44       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS II (437)
 GRAHM CRACKER 4941            5   1  0    39       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS II (437)
 DULL DORK 4913                4   1  0    38       WEIRD STUDENTS (440)
 ZESTFUL ZACK 4914             3   2  0    38       WEIRD STUDENTS (440)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JURINE CASSEROLE 4844         2   2  0    32       SHEWISH BUFFET (432)
-THRIFTY THREAD 4911           3   1  0    31       WEIRD STUDENTS (440)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BUBBLY BRANDI 4912            3   2  1    21       WEIRD STUDENTS (440)
 JUICY JESS 4950               1   0  0    15       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS II (437)
 DOUBTFUL DEBBIE 4949          1   0  0    13       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS II (437)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
ROULETTE 4931          10  1 0 DEALER'S CHOICE 259  NOAH BODY 4890        729   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

NOAH BODY viciously subdued VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute Title fight.
ZESTFUL ZACK was luckily beaten by PARANOID PETE in a exciting 3 minute gory melee.
LOUD LARRY vanquished FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
DULL DORK outlasted THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a monotonous 18 minute fight.
JURINE CASSEROLE was devastated by GRAHM CRACKER in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
BUBBLY BRANDI luckily beat MORDANT DESERTER in a exciting 1 minute struggle.
DOUBTFUL DEBBIE devastated CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
JUICY JESS handily defeated PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute uneven melee.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         TOTAL PARRY        7 -   1 -  0      88  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         BASHING ATTACK     8 -   2 -  2      80  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         WALL OF STEEL      6 -   2 -  0      75  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         AIMED BLOW         6 -   2 -  0      75  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         SLASHING ATTACK    6 -   2 -  0      75  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         LUNGING ATTACK    15 -   8 -  0      65  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         STRIKING ATTACK    4 -   4 -  1      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   3 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 732 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  BASHING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  TOTAL PARRY    
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  1         2  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                                                                1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                                                                1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   NOAH BODY 4890              8   1  1  131 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS II (437)
LUNGING ATTACK   LOUD LARRY 4915             5   0  0   50 WEIRD STUDENTS (440)
TOTAL PARRY      PARANOID PETE 4894          6   0  0   44 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS II (437)
SLASHING ATTACK  GRAHM CRACKER 4941          5   1  0   39 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS II (437)
STRIKING ATTACK  ZESTFUL ZACK 4914           3   2  0   38 WEIRD STUDENTS (440)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is NOAH BODY 4890.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was ZESTFUL ZACK 4914.  The ten other most popular fighters were NOAH BODY 4890, 
PARANOID PETE 4894, LOUD LARRY 4915, GRAHM CRACKER 4941, BUBBLY BRANDI 4912, DOUBTFUL 
DEBBIE 4949, JUICY JESS 4950, JURINE CASSEROLE 4844, DULL DORK 4913, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was DULL DORK 4913.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were JURINE CASSEROLE 4844, JUICY JESS 4950, DOUBTFUL DEBBIE 4949, BUBBLY 
BRANDI 4912, GRAHM CRACKER 4941, LOUD LARRY 4915, PARANOID PETE 4894, NOAH BODY 4890, 
ZESTFUL ZACK 4914, and  0.

                            A DM TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS

          12 political points a'pumpin'
          11 TVs a'workin'
          10 free duels of credit
           9 ABs to challenge
           8 criticals a'connectin'
           7 scums a'dyin'
           6 skills a'maxin'
           5 A.D. invites
           4 lucky warriors
           3 size on replacement
           2 proxied TCs
          And a quarterstaff from a pear tree.

                                   May your days be merry,
                                   And your wins be often.

                                             The Consortium