DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 12/05/2015 Duedate: 12/18/2015
RODEKI ARENA
DM-42 TURN-732
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
NOAH BODY
GARBAGE PAIL KIDS II (437)
(42-4890) [8-1-1,131]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
POSITION IS EMPTY NOAH BODY
GARBAGE PAIL KIDS II (437)
(42-4890) [8-1-1,131]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
NOAH BODY ZESTFUL ZACK
GARBAGE PAIL KIDS II (437) WEIRD STUDENTS (440)
(42-4890) [8-1-1,131] (42-4914) [3-2-0,38]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
GARBAGE PAIL KIDS II (437)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. GARBAGE PAIL KIDS II (437) 59
2. WEIRD STUDENTS (440) 14 BRAINS (282)
3. SHEWISH BUFFET (432) 1 Unchartered Team
WEIRD STUDENTS (440)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1*WEIRD STUDENTS (440) 18 6 1 75.0 1/ 1*GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (437) 10 5 0
2/ 4*GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (437) 21 9 1 70.0 2/ 2*WEIRD STUDENTS (440) 7 2 1
3/ 3*SHEWISH BUFFET (432) 2 2 0 50.0 3/ 4*SHEWISH BUFFET (432) 0 2 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
It's me, The Unknown Spymaster here with my bag to give you the news on last
week's fights. It looks like the guys(?) at WEIRD STUDENTS had a good week as they
went 3-1-0 to put them in 2nd place. I guess steroids help! Hey everybody, watch
out for PARANOID PETE, who flew up 15 points in the rankings after mashing ZESTFUL
ZACK like a melon. Keep your eye on this guy. And falling like a basher in the top
ten was ZESTFUL ZACK, who dropped 9 points after a disappointing (to say the least)
bout with PARANOID PETE. Going for the gusto and coming up with aught but bloody
knuckles was RODEKI's VETERAN MERCENARY, who was turned away from the Duelmastership
by NOAH BODY. Advice to bashers--never force anything, just get a bigger halberd!
Here is other news that is of note.
Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day
drinking to their memory. Better tanked than dead! DEALER'S CHOICE has one more
week to get their bloodfeud off. I talked to the manager, but he could only grunt
'ROULETTE who?'. Ya gotta luv em! Remember: alliances are great, but try and take
your ally in the arena with you and see what happens.
Well, there's the manager of the RODEKI giving me the 'cut' sign (or is that
'They're going to strangle you in the alley?). Well, there goes another Spy Report.
Good luck in next week's fights. Its been real, and its been fun, but it hasn't been
real fun...-- The Unknown Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
NOAH BODY 4890 8 1 1 131 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS II (437)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LOUD LARRY 4915 5 0 0 50 WEIRD STUDENTS (440)
PARANOID PETE 4894 6 0 0 44 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS II (437)
GRAHM CRACKER 4941 5 1 0 39 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS II (437)
DULL DORK 4913 4 1 0 38 WEIRD STUDENTS (440)
ZESTFUL ZACK 4914 3 2 0 38 WEIRD STUDENTS (440)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
JURINE CASSEROLE 4844 2 2 0 32 SHEWISH BUFFET (432)
-THRIFTY THREAD 4911 3 1 0 31 WEIRD STUDENTS (440)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BUBBLY BRANDI 4912 3 2 1 21 WEIRD STUDENTS (440)
JUICY JESS 4950 1 0 0 15 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS II (437)
DOUBTFUL DEBBIE 4949 1 0 0 13 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS II (437)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
ROULETTE 4931 10 1 0 DEALER'S CHOICE 259 NOAH BODY 4890 729
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
NOAH BODY viciously subdued VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute Title fight.
ZESTFUL ZACK was luckily beaten by PARANOID PETE in a exciting 3 minute gory melee.
LOUD LARRY vanquished FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
DULL DORK outlasted THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a monotonous 18 minute fight.
JURINE CASSEROLE was devastated by GRAHM CRACKER in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
BUBBLY BRANDI luckily beat MORDANT DESERTER in a exciting 1 minute struggle.
DOUBTFUL DEBBIE devastated CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
JUICY JESS handily defeated PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute uneven melee.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 TOTAL PARRY 7 - 1 - 0 88 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 BASHING ATTACK 8 - 2 - 2 80 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 WALL OF STEEL 6 - 2 - 0 75 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 AIMED BLOW 6 - 2 - 0 75 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 1 SLASHING ATTACK 6 - 2 - 0 75 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 LUNGING ATTACK 15 - 8 - 0 65 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 STRIKING ATTACK 4 - 4 - 1 50 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 3 - 0 0 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
|WALL OF STEEL 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 732 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 BASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 TOTAL PARRY
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 1 2 STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0 1 LUNGING ATTACK
1 PARRY-STRIKE
1 AIMED BLOW
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
BASHING ATTACK NOAH BODY 4890 8 1 1 131 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS II (437)
LUNGING ATTACK LOUD LARRY 4915 5 0 0 50 WEIRD STUDENTS (440)
TOTAL PARRY PARANOID PETE 4894 6 0 0 44 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS II (437)
SLASHING ATTACK GRAHM CRACKER 4941 5 1 0 39 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS II (437)
STRIKING ATTACK ZESTFUL ZACK 4914 3 2 0 38 WEIRD STUDENTS (440)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is NOAH BODY 4890. The most popular warrior this turn
was ZESTFUL ZACK 4914. The ten other most popular fighters were NOAH BODY 4890,
PARANOID PETE 4894, LOUD LARRY 4915, GRAHM CRACKER 4941, BUBBLY BRANDI 4912, DOUBTFUL
DEBBIE 4949, JUICY JESS 4950, JURINE CASSEROLE 4844, DULL DORK 4913, and 0.
The least popular fighter this week was DULL DORK 4913. The other ten least popular
fighters were JURINE CASSEROLE 4844, JUICY JESS 4950, DOUBTFUL DEBBIE 4949, BUBBLY
BRANDI 4912, GRAHM CRACKER 4941, LOUD LARRY 4915, PARANOID PETE 4894, NOAH BODY 4890,
ZESTFUL ZACK 4914, and 0.
A DM TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS
12 political points a'pumpin'
11 TVs a'workin'
10 free duels of credit
9 ABs to challenge
8 criticals a'connectin'
7 scums a'dyin'
6 skills a'maxin'
5 A.D. invites
4 lucky warriors
3 size on replacement
2 proxied TCs
And a quarterstaff from a pear tree.
May your days be merry,
And your wins be often.
The Consortium