DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 01/30/2016    Duedate: 02/12/2016

RODEKI ARENA

DM-42    TURN-736

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

NOAH BODY
GARBAGE PAIL KIDS II (437)
(42-4890) [12-1-1,144]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

NOAH BODY                      JURINE CASSEROLE
GARBAGE PAIL KIDS II (437)     SHEWISH BUFFET (432)
(42-4890) [12-1-1,144]         (42-4844) [5-3-0,53]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

NOAH BODY                      DOUBTFUL DEBBIE
GARBAGE PAIL KIDS II (437)     GARBAGE PAIL KIDS II (437)
(42-4890) [12-1-1,144]         (42-4949) [5-0-1,66]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

GARBAGE PAIL KIDS II (437)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. GARBAGE PAIL KIDS II (437)  31
2. SHEWISH BUFFET (432)        16GARBAGE PAIL KIDS II (437)
3. WEIRD STUDENTS (440)         0      Unchartered Team

                                       SHEWISH BUFFET (432)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS  (437)  36  14  2 72.0   1/ 1 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS  (437) 12  3 1
 2- 2*WEIRD STUDENTS (440)      22   9  1 71.0   2- 2*WEIRD STUDENTS (440)      2  1 0
 3/ 3*SHEWISH BUFFET (432)       5   6  0 45.5   3/ 3*SHEWISH BUFFET (432)      2  4 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     I was going on vacation, see?  Surf, sun...  But what do those bums say?  "Hit 
the road, Debby Tonte.  RODEKI needs a spyreport."  Oh, well.  MVP award for JURINE 
CASSEROLE?  SHEWISH BUFFET's proud of him after beating JUICY JESS and getting 11 
points.  Talk about yer big time losers!  JUICY JESS got smashed by JURINE CASSEROLE, 
and lost 7 points!  Don't you think the Duelmaster is being unfair?  I think NOAH 
BODY should let VENOMOUS CONCUBINE be Duelmaster for a while, without fighting about 
it.  Who was the wiseguy that said RODEKI's Duelmaster was paying for drinks at The 
Swinging Aardvark?  Don't look at me!   
     AAARRGH!!!  I HATE SPYREPORTING!!!  Sorry.  I just had to say it.   
     Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds.  All RODEKI ever talks about is fighting!  Me, 
I'm more laid back.  Pinch me, I must be dreaming!!!  DOUBTFUL DEBBIE returns from 
the Dark Arena, maybe a "little upset" at hers GARBAGE PAIL KIDS II teammates...  
Fight, fight, fight.  Is that all you guys can do?   
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I gotta leave.  RODEKI is like such a dump, and you guys smell too much!  
Remember you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NOAH BODY 4890               12   1  1   144       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS II (437)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DOUBTFUL DEBBIE 4949          5   0  1    66       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS II (437)
 GRAHM CRACKER 4941            7   3  0    64       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS II (437)
-ZESTFUL ZACK 4914             5   2  0    61       WEIRD STUDENTS (440)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JURINE CASSEROLE 4844         5   3  0    53       SHEWISH BUFFET (432)
-DULL DORK 4913                6   1  0    52       WEIRD STUDENTS (440)
 PARANOID PETE 4894            8   2  0    50       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS II (437)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-LOUD LARRY 4915               5   1  0    31       WEIRD STUDENTS (440)
-THRIFTY THREAD 4911           3   1  0    31       WEIRD STUDENTS (440)
 JUICY JESS 4950               4   1  0    26       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS II (437)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BUBBLY BRANDI 4912            3   4  1    18       WEIRD STUDENTS (440)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
SPYMASTER               0  0 0 DARK ARENA           DOUBTFUL DEBBIE 4949  736  NONE
DINNER 4843             0  1 0 SHEWISH BUFFET 432   BLACK ORC             736  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DOUBTFUL DEBBIE viciously butchered SPYMASTER in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
DINNER was murdered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena melee.
NOAH BODY overpowered VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute mismatched Title duel.
GRAHM CRACKER bested FRATSFA SLAVE in a popular 1 minute fight.
JURINE CASSEROLE demolished JUICY JESS in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
PARANOID PETE unbelievably bested DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 2 minute bloody fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         AIMED BLOW         7 -   1 -  0      88  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         WALL OF STEEL      3 -   1 -  0      75  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         SLASHING ATTACK   11 -   4 -  1      73  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         TOTAL PARRY       10 -   5 -  0      67  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         BASHING ATTACK    10 -   5 -  2      67  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         LUNGING ATTACK     7 -   5 -  0      58  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         STRIKING ATTACK    4 -   3 -  0      57  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-STRIKE       3 -   3 -  0      50  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 736 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         2  BASHING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                                                                1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   NOAH BODY 4890             12   1  1  144 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS II (437)
SLASHING ATTACK  DOUBTFUL DEBBIE 4949        5   0  1   66 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS II (437)
PARRY-STRIKE     JURINE CASSEROLE 4844       5   3  0   53 SHEWISH BUFFET (432)
TOTAL PARRY      PARANOID PETE 4894          8   2  0   50 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS II (437)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is NOAH BODY 4890.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was DOUBTFUL DEBBIE 4949.  The ten other most popular fighters were GRAHM CRACKER 
4941, NOAH BODY 4890, JURINE CASSEROLE 4844, PARANOID PETE 4894, DINNER 4843, JUICY 
JESS 4950,  0,  0,  0, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was JUICY JESS 4950.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were DINNER 4843, PARANOID PETE 4894, JURINE CASSEROLE 4844, NOAH BODY 4890, 
GRAHM CRACKER 4941, DOUBTFUL DEBBIE 4949,  0,  0,  0, and  0.

                 FACE-TO-FACE TOURNEY LVI

PRIMUS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
JANET RENO 3823 (153-127-2)            6  3  0         I'M DEAD SEXY        

ELIGIBLES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
GAOLER 4504 (73-87-3)                  4  3  0         DUNGEON CELL         

ADM TOURNEY                            W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
DORSAL FINN 1662 (18-11-1)             2  3  0         NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC  

FRESHMEN TOURNEY                       W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
BOZO 4016 (60-87-0)                    1  3  0         CLOWNING AROUND      
LONG-N-SLIM 4833 (19-24-0)             1  3  0         THE SOVEREIGN        

CHALLENGERS TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
DEEP BLU 4786 (9-4-0)                  1  3  0         WHERE I'VE EATEN     

CHAMPIONS TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
WOLVERINE 4374 (12-10-1)               1  3  0         BEASTIAL LEGION      

ADEPTS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
KATE UPTON 4861 (6-2-0)                2  3  0         ALFREDO'S SEXY BABES 
MONGOOSE 4406 (7-3-0)                  1  3  0         BEASTIAL LEGION      
JEAN HARLOW 4859 (6-2-0)               0  3  0         ALFREDO'S SEXY BABES 

INITIATES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
GIRL #239 4929 (0-0-0)                 8  3  0         ALFREDO'S SEXY BABES 
VALIN REDAXE 4782 (1-0-0)              3  3  0         BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE   
LOUD LARRY 4915 (5-1-0)                2  3  0         WEIRD STUDENTS       
CARROLL BAKER 4860 (1-0-0)             1  3  0         ALFREDO'S SEXY BABES 
THRIFTY THREAD 4911 (3-1-0)            1  3  0         WEIRD STUDENTS       

APPRENTICES TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
WANDERING EYE 4748 (2-0-0)             5  3  0         BAD HABITS           
YAGA 4936 (0-0-0)                      4  3  0         BABBA                
COUGAR 4450 (2-0-0)                    3  3  0         BEASTIAL LEGION      
GIRL #5 4901 (0-0-0)                   2  3  0         ALFREDO'S SEXY BABES