DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/06/2016    Duedate: 05/19/2016

RODEKI ARENA

DM-42    TURN-740

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

DOUBTFUL DEBBIE
GARBAGE PAIL KIDS II (437)
(42-4949) [9-0-1,96]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

DOUBTFUL DEBBIE                POSITION IS EMPTY
GARBAGE PAIL KIDS II (437)     
(42-4949) [9-0-1,96]           

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

GRAHM CRACKER                  GRAHM CRACKER
GARBAGE PAIL KIDS II (437)     GARBAGE PAIL KIDS II (437)
(42-4941) [10-4-0,59]          (42-4941) [10-4-0,59]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

GARBAGE PAIL KIDS II (437)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. GARBAGE PAIL KIDS II (437)  28
2. BEASTIAL LEGION (391)        0GARBAGE PAIL KIDS II (437)
3. BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (426)     0      Unchartered Team

                                       DEATHWING (394)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS  (437)  53  17  2 75.7   1/ 1 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS  (437) 13  2 0
 2- 2 BEASTIAL LEGION (391)     56  51  4 52.3   2- 2 BEASTIAL LEGION (391)     3  0 0
 3- 3*BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (426)   1   1  0 50.0   3- 3*BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (426)  0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Well, what are you looking at, RODEKI?  Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens 
before?  Ah, shaddup and listen to my news.  Of course, we're all terribly impressed 
to see JUICY JESS win a fight and gain 13 points, terribly.  Due to absence, and 
inability to defend the throne, MONGOOSE has lost the Title of Duelmaster.  Start 
setting that alarm earlier!  And it's out with the old, in with the new, as DOUBTFUL 
DEBBIE takes the Title and last week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster.  Heh, heh.  
I'm not in a very good mood today, but why am I telling you this?  You want to know 
what's new, don't you, RODEKI?   
     Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.   
     Death and Taxes.  The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience.  Let's 
see if anyone's dead or dying.  Honor is like a chainmail shirt, it only shines 
through use.  Certain nameless cowards will doubtless rebuke me on this one.   
     What does the RODEKI arena have in common with the inns?  It's just as 
comfortable to sleep in either place.  Ha ha ha ha!  Just wait 'till next time I show 
up here, I won't be so nice!  So nyaaah!  Glad to see the back of this place-- Snide 
Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DOUBTFUL DEBBIE 4949          9   0  1    96       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS II (437)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-RHINO 4384                   13   7  2   101       BEASTIAL LEGION (391)
-MONGOOSE 4406                 8   4  0    98       BEASTIAL LEGION (391)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-WOLVERINE 4374               12  10  1    67       BEASTIAL LEGION (391)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PARANOID PETE 4894           12   2  0    59       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS II (437)
 GRAHM CRACKER 4941           10   4  0    59       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS II (437)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JUICY JESS 4950               7   2  0    47       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS II (437)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-VALIN REDAXE 4782             1   1  0    28       BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (426)
-COUGAR 4450                   3   1  0    25       BEASTIAL LEGION (391)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-WINDIGO 4951                  2   0  0    19       BEASTIAL LEGION (391)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DOUBTFUL DEBBIE devastated CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
NOAH BODY savagely defeated VETERAN MERCENARY in a popular 1 minute one-sided melee.
JUICY JESS devastated AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
PARANOID PETE overpowered CAPTURED ORC in a unpopular 8 minute mismatched match.
GRAHM CRACKER savagely defeated THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 2 minute brutal struggle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         SLASHING ATTACK   15 -   4 -  1      79  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         AIMED BLOW         7 -   2 -  0      78  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         TOTAL PARRY       13 -   5 -  0      72  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         BASHING ATTACK    11 -   5 -  1      69  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         STRIKING ATTACK    4 -   3 -  0      57  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         LUNGING ATTACK     4 -   3 -  0      57  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-STRIKE       3 -   3 -  0      50  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         WALL OF STEEL      0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 740 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  DOUBTFUL DEBBIE 4949        9   0  1   96 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS II (437)
TOTAL PARRY      PARANOID PETE 4894         12   2  0   59 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS II (437)
AIMED BLOW       JUICY JESS 4950             7   2  0   47 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS II (437)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is GRAHM CRACKER 4941.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was GRAHM CRACKER 4941.  The ten other most popular fighters were DOUBTFUL 
DEBBIE 4949, JUICY JESS 4950, PARANOID PETE 4894,  0,  0,  0,  0,  0,  0, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was PARANOID PETE 4894.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were JUICY JESS 4950, DOUBTFUL DEBBIE 4949, GRAHM CRACKER 4941,  0,  
0,  0,  0,  0,  0, and  0.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

NOAH BODY (42-4890) GARBAGE PAIL KIDS II (437)

                                CHALLENGES AND AVOIDS

To clarify:  You issue Challenges to warriors, but Avoid teams.  
To Challenge, write that warrior's name and ID# in the space provided. 
To Avoid, write the team's name and Team ID in that space. 
Make sure you include the ID!

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately.  Managers may 
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a 
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.  Each warrior may have 
up to 15 favorite sayings.  Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, 
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long.  For any questions, please contact the 
Gladiatorial Commission.