DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 05/06/2016 Duedate: 05/19/2016
RODEKI ARENA
DM-42 TURN-740
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
DOUBTFUL DEBBIE
GARBAGE PAIL KIDS II (437)
(42-4949) [9-0-1,96]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
DOUBTFUL DEBBIE POSITION IS EMPTY
GARBAGE PAIL KIDS II (437)
(42-4949) [9-0-1,96]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
GRAHM CRACKER GRAHM CRACKER
GARBAGE PAIL KIDS II (437) GARBAGE PAIL KIDS II (437)
(42-4941) [10-4-0,59] (42-4941) [10-4-0,59]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
GARBAGE PAIL KIDS II (437)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. GARBAGE PAIL KIDS II (437) 28
2. BEASTIAL LEGION (391) 0GARBAGE PAIL KIDS II (437)
3. BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (426) 0 Unchartered Team
DEATHWING (394)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (437) 53 17 2 75.7 1/ 1 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (437) 13 2 0
2- 2 BEASTIAL LEGION (391) 56 51 4 52.3 2- 2 BEASTIAL LEGION (391) 3 0 0
3- 3*BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (426) 1 1 0 50.0 3- 3*BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (426) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Well, what are you looking at, RODEKI? Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens
before? Ah, shaddup and listen to my news. Of course, we're all terribly impressed
to see JUICY JESS win a fight and gain 13 points, terribly. Due to absence, and
inability to defend the throne, MONGOOSE has lost the Title of Duelmaster. Start
setting that alarm earlier! And it's out with the old, in with the new, as DOUBTFUL
DEBBIE takes the Title and last week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster. Heh, heh.
I'm not in a very good mood today, but why am I telling you this? You want to know
what's new, don't you, RODEKI?
Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.
Death and Taxes. The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience. Let's
see if anyone's dead or dying. Honor is like a chainmail shirt, it only shines
through use. Certain nameless cowards will doubtless rebuke me on this one.
What does the RODEKI arena have in common with the inns? It's just as
comfortable to sleep in either place. Ha ha ha ha! Just wait 'till next time I show
up here, I won't be so nice! So nyaaah! Glad to see the back of this place-- Snide
Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DOUBTFUL DEBBIE 4949 9 0 1 96 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS II (437)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-RHINO 4384 13 7 2 101 BEASTIAL LEGION (391)
-MONGOOSE 4406 8 4 0 98 BEASTIAL LEGION (391)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-WOLVERINE 4374 12 10 1 67 BEASTIAL LEGION (391)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PARANOID PETE 4894 12 2 0 59 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS II (437)
GRAHM CRACKER 4941 10 4 0 59 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS II (437)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
JUICY JESS 4950 7 2 0 47 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS II (437)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-VALIN REDAXE 4782 1 1 0 28 BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (426)
-COUGAR 4450 3 1 0 25 BEASTIAL LEGION (391)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-WINDIGO 4951 2 0 0 19 BEASTIAL LEGION (391)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
DOUBTFUL DEBBIE devastated CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
NOAH BODY savagely defeated VETERAN MERCENARY in a popular 1 minute one-sided melee.
JUICY JESS devastated AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
PARANOID PETE overpowered CAPTURED ORC in a unpopular 8 minute mismatched match.
GRAHM CRACKER savagely defeated THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 2 minute brutal struggle.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 SLASHING ATTACK 15 - 4 - 1 79 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 AIMED BLOW 7 - 2 - 0 78 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 TOTAL PARRY 13 - 5 - 0 72 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 BASHING ATTACK 11 - 5 - 1 69 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 STRIKING ATTACK 4 - 3 - 0 57 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 LUNGING ATTACK 4 - 3 - 0 57 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 3 - 0 50 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|WALL OF STEEL 0 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 740 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 3 LUNGING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 0 2 TOTAL PARRY
STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 AIMED BLOW
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
SLASHING ATTACK DOUBTFUL DEBBIE 4949 9 0 1 96 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS II (437)
TOTAL PARRY PARANOID PETE 4894 12 2 0 59 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS II (437)
AIMED BLOW JUICY JESS 4950 7 2 0 47 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS II (437)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is GRAHM CRACKER 4941. The most popular warrior this
turn was GRAHM CRACKER 4941. The ten other most popular fighters were DOUBTFUL
DEBBIE 4949, JUICY JESS 4950, PARANOID PETE 4894, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, and 0.
The least popular fighter this week was PARANOID PETE 4894. The other ten least
popular fighters were JUICY JESS 4950, DOUBTFUL DEBBIE 4949, GRAHM CRACKER 4941, 0,
0, 0, 0, 0, 0, and 0.
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
NOAH BODY (42-4890) GARBAGE PAIL KIDS II (437)
CHALLENGES AND AVOIDS
To clarify: You issue Challenges to warriors, but Avoid teams.
To Challenge, write that warrior's name and ID# in the space provided.
To Avoid, write the team's name and Team ID in that space.
Make sure you include the ID!
* * * * * MEMO * * * * *
From: The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To: All Managers
In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately. Managers may
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission. Each warrior may have
up to 15 favorite sayings. Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch,
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long. For any questions, please contact the
Gladiatorial Commission.