DUELMASTERS NEWSLETTER
Date : 01/22/2004 Duedate: 02/04/2004
VEASTIAN ARENA
DM-43 TURN-418
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
SWORDBREAKER
WIDOWMAKERS (115)
(43-1087) [24-14-0,102]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
SWORDBREAKER POSITION IS EMPTY
WIDOWMAKERS (115)
(43-1087) [24-14-0,102]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
CARLINE FLESHRENDER
THE FAMILY (116) WIDOWMAKERS (115)
(43-4266) [15-13-1,66] (43-1108) [16-20-0,76]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
WIDOWMAKERS (115)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. MEDS (432) 23
2. WIDOWMAKERS (115) 15 KORGAN CRUSADE (392)
3. THE FAMILY (116) 14 Unchartered Team
4. WOLF RIDERS (391) 0
5. KORGAN CRUSADE (392) -10 COMPOSITE CREW (165)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 KORGAN CRUSADE (392) 286 180 15 61.4 1/ 1 WIDOWMAKERS (115) 11 4 1
2/ 2 MEDS (432) 41 27 2 60.3 2/ 4 KORGAN CRUSADE (392) 6 4 0
3/ 3 WIDOWMAKERS (115) 95 88 4 51.9 3/ 3 MEDS (432) 5 4 1
4- 4 WOLF RIDERS (391) 66 68 8 49.3 4/ 5 THE FAMILY (116) 5 10 0
5/ 5 THE FAMILY (116) 326 402 9 44.8 5- 2 WOLF RIDERS (391) 3 2 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
I was going on vacation, see? Surf, sun... But what do those bums say? "Hit
the road, Debby Tonte. VEASTIAN needs a spyreport." Oh, well. MVP award for
RIBSPLITTER? WIDOWMAKERS' proud of him after beating SKUNNY WUNDY and getting 16
points. Talk about yer big time losers! FLESHRENDER got smashed by PENICILLEN, and
lost 8 points! What a putz! RAYEK fights so hard to be Duelmaster, then quits
fighting and loses the title. No one said he was a genius... And I was just getting
used to the ex-Duelmaster's habit of...(!) Oh well, welcome SWORDBREAKER. Aren't
WIDOWMAKERS proud. (Oh, my.) I hear the top team insists all their warriors get nine
hours sleep. They want photogenic fighters for PR photos.
I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies. Really, I just
wing this stuff.
Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds. All VEASTIAN ever talks about is fighting!
Me, I'm more laid back. What a bummer deal for UGLY WITCHMONKEY! She just barely
was getting hers "fighter feet" but got kill by NORPRAMINE of MEDS! Those're the
breaks, I guess. I was SO depressed when I heard SKUNNY WUNDY got killed. He was
just a kid, and didn't get a fair chance in VEASTIAN, or anything! What if they had
a fight and nobody showed up? I'd be out of a job, that's what!!!
Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain. Soak it in cold water, and hand
wash. I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really should stop. I had
a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SWORDBREAKER 1087 24 14 0 102 WIDOWMAKERS (115)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-SKYWISE 3868 17 11 1 117 WOLF RIDERS (391)
-RAYEK 3915 17 9 0 108 WOLF RIDERS (391)
FACE BREAKER 1099 22 14 0 96 WIDOWMAKERS (115)
-CUTTER 3864 18 10 3 96 WOLF RIDERS (391)
LIFETAKER 1520 12 11 1 96 WIDOWMAKERS (115)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
NHAVARL 4222 15 23 0 88 THE FAMILY (116)
PREDNIZONE 4298 9 10 0 87 MEDS (432)
PENICILLEN 4299 13 6 0 79 MEDS (432)
FLESHRENDER 1108 16 20 0 76 WIDOWMAKERS (115)
STILTZ 4265 12 16 0 72 THE FAMILY (116)
SPACE BABOON 4313 9 4 0 70 KORGAN CRUSADE (392)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CARLINE 4266 15 13 1 66 THE FAMILY (116)
NORPRAMINE 4296 13 7 2 65 MEDS (432)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TIRO COCOCO 4314 7 9 0 52 THE FAMILY (116)
-DART 3865 9 19 1 47 WOLF RIDERS (391)
WINTER WITCH 4283 8 14 0 44 KORGAN CRUSADE (392)
THE NAUGHTY POPE 4332 8 4 1 38 KORGAN CRUSADE (392)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
RIBSPLITTER 4330 5 4 1 33 WIDOWMAKERS (115)
TIRO CUCKOO 4329 5 9 0 29 THE FAMILY (116)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
UGLY WITCHMONKEY 4343 4 3 0 KORGAN CRUSADE 392 NORPRAMINE 4296 418
SKUNNY WUNDY 4353 2 1 0 KORGAN CRUSADE 392 RIBSPLITTER 4330 418
TREESTUMP 4159 3 5 2 WOLF RIDERS 391 THE NAUGHTY POPE 4332 415
PERSONAL ADS
I didn't get the fights, so let's see what I can do without by way of personals....
Those e-newsletters can be a blessing! -- Jorja
Ed. -- Um, I'm above short bananas. -- Tiro Cococo
I don't think the short ones taste as good though. I suppose if you ARE worried
about heights, they're better than nothing. -- Ed.
Swordbreaker -- Haven't we done this before? -- Nhavarl
Prednizone -- I have no resistance to drugs. Unfortunately. -- Stiltz
Fleshrender -- You're a horrid person. You have nasty habits. And you probably
don't teach well, either. -- Tiro Cococo
P.S. Go stand under a banana.
Ugly Witchmonkey -- Maybe eyeshadow would help? Blusher. Stuff like that. Of
course, you'd have to shave first.
Winter Witch -- The very IDEA of you makes me shiver. -- Tiro Cuckoo
Jack -- Thanks to the autorun feature I never miss turns anymore. Otherwise, I'd
have a horrible attendance record. -- Soultender
Trouble with this arena is there are only 3 warriors with less than 10 FE fighting
and 2 of them are mine. Gonna be hard to crank out wins--but on the other hand, the
experience ought to be pretty good. -- Korgan Crusade
Tiro Cocococo -- You are above bananas? Can I have yours? I'm not above 'em. I
love 'em. -- Space Baboon
Tiro Cococo -- Me! Me! I'll pay anything Space Baboon is offering and DOUBLE IT!
Mmm bananas! -- Ugly Witchmonkey
10 January 2004
ZalCon2 Updates (1/9/04)
The contest will be starting on the turn due February 23rd, 2004 and run for 20
turns.
Only one team will be allowed for each manager in the contest, regardless of
whether additional teams are announced as contest entries. No exceptions for any
reason.
The Style Master points should read that there is +1 point for beating a member
of your own style even if the warrior is not registered for the contest.
Rolling points for consecutive turns as Style Master means that your warrior
gets the extra point every turn after the first 3 that he continues to hold the
title.
The points for Quality Wins should be clarified to read the winning warrior is
ranked below by the number of recognition points needed for each bonus point at the
start of the fight. For example, Warrior A (3-2-0, 17) beats Warrior B (4-1-0, 35)
and receives 2 bonus points under Quality Win for the 18 point difference in the
ranking.
I believe that is all the clarifications for the moment, please feel free to
email, diplo, call or write me with any other questions or concerns about the
contest.
Robert Occhipinti aka Zalgor Prigg
10 January 2004
* * * Third Annual Turf War * * *
Come one and all to DM 47 (North Fork) for the Third Annual Turf War! Rules of
the contest will be posted in Turn #208's newsletter (due date Feb. 23). The contest
will begin on Turn #209 (due date March 22).
So, get a team there and register! To register, you must send me a donation of
one (1) rollup CERTIFICATE. Then, declare your alliance and team in the North Fork
personals. You may also declare a warrior as champion, and that warrior will earn
(or lose!) double points in the contest!
Roll-up certs will be *ALL* awarded as prizes, in addition to:
*** Highest Scoring Alliance -- Gets to Rename DM 47 for 6 months!
*** Most returns from DA (Alliance) -- Rename DA monsters for 6 months!
*** Most listings as "Style Masters" (Alliance) -- Pick arena to host the April "05
Grand Tournament!
*** Warrior with the most awards -- Arenamaster named after him for 6 months!
*** Alliance with the most awards -- Pick the slow arena for TW 4!
*** Team with most "Style Master" listings -- Discover favorites of one warrior on
team!
*** Warrior with most "Style Master" listings -- Fights at my expense for 5 turns!
(I'll transfer $7.50 to the manager's account)
*** Alliance with the most kills -- Rename the stand-ins for 6 months!
*** Highest scoring Warrior -- Fights at my expense for 5 turns. (I'll transfer
$7.50 to their manager's account.)
The contest will run for 10 turns, with the winners announced on turn #220. See
the Turn #208 North Fork newsletter for complete rules and scoring system! Direct
"declarations" to: A.D. in the personals, and prize pot entry donations to:
Jason Mazuch HSP H-2
P.O. Box 339 #924385
Sparta, GA 31087-0339
By snail mail or diplo through RSI.
Bloody Sands!
Asmo Dius, TCB
16 January 2004
CHAOTIC WINDS
Once, long ago, the four Winds of Time descended upon Alastari like a TEMPEST of
epic proportions, they slew everything within their all-encompassing reach. They
left nothing. In their wake lay smoldering ruins.
In their haste they sped towards the center of this great land like a colossal
giant would step across an ocean. The four storms picked up momentum on their way
towards each other. A collision was eminent.
The first storm wind, the oldest and wisest of the four was named APEXALUS. The
second, FLAGGSTAFF, was the quickest and loudest entity ever created. The third Wind
of Time was MATRIATIN, neither old or young, quick or slow, but fierce and feisty all
the same. The forth wind, ASSAMITHIUS, the youngest yet most creative in its means
of destruction.
When finally they merged at the center of ALASTARI, an incredible destructive
explosion occurred. And when the smoke and debris cleared they were one. CHAOS was
born.
And Chaos spread across the diminished lands reeking havoc and doom with its
passing, and destroying allover again that which already lay in ruin.
F E A R C H A O S I N C.
M A T R I X
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SWORDBREAKER bested PREDNIZONE in a 2 minute master's Title fight.
FACE BREAKER won victory over NHAVARL in a exciting 4 minute expert's battle.
LIFETAKER defeated VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute master's duel.
FLESHRENDER was bested by PENICILLEN in a exciting 6 minute veteran's fight.
STILTZ devastated THE NAUGHTY POPE in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
SPACE BABOON savagely defeated TIRO COCOCO in a exciting 2 minute bloody struggle.
CARLINE handily defeated THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 2 minute gruesome uneven fight.
NORPRAMINE viciously butchered UGLY WITCHMONKEY in a 1 minute gruesome duel.
WINTER WITCH savagely defeated TIRO CUCKOO in a 2 minute gruesome duel.
SKUNNY WUNDY was assassinated by RIBSPLITTER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 STRIKING ATTACK 25 - 12 - 1 68 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 LUNGING ATTACK 28 - 15 - 2 65 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 SLASHING ATTACK 10 - 6 - 1 63 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 WALL OF STEEL 19 - 17 - 0 53 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 TOTAL PARRY 5 - 5 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 5 - 5 - 0 50 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 9 - 11 - 0 45 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 AIMED BLOW 5 - 7 - 0 42 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 BASHING ATTACK 4 - 7 - 0 36 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 PARRY-LUNGE 5 - 12 - 0 29 |
Turn 418 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 2 3 WALL OF STEEL
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 2 3 STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 1 1 LUNGING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 1 PARRY-STRIKE
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 0 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 2 1 BASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
WALL OF STEEL SWORDBREAKER 1087 24 14 0 102 WIDOWMAKERS (115)
PARRY-STRIKE FACE BREAKER 1099 22 14 0 96 WIDOWMAKERS (115)
STRIKING ATTACK LIFETAKER 1520 12 11 1 96 WIDOWMAKERS (115)
TOTAL PARRY PENICILLEN 4299 13 6 0 79 MEDS (432)
LUNGING ATTACK SPACE BABOON 4313 9 4 0 70 KORGAN CRUSADE (392)
PARRY-RIPOSTE CARLINE 4266 15 13 1 66 THE FAMILY (116)
SLASHING ATTACK NORPRAMINE 4296 13 7 2 65 MEDS (432)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is CARLINE 4266. The most popular warrior this turn
was FLESHRENDER 1108. The ten other most popular fighters were NHAVARL 4222, SPACE
BABOON 4313, CARLINE 4266, WINTER WITCH 4283, SWORDBREAKER 1087, LIFETAKER 1520,
NORPRAMINE 4296, PREDNIZONE 4298, FACE BREAKER 1099, and STILTZ 4265.
The least popular fighter this week was PENICILLEN 4299. The other ten least popular
fighters were SKUNNY WUNDY 4353, UGLY WITCHMONKEY 4343, THE NAUGHTY POPE 4332, TIRO
CUCKOO 4329, TIRO COCOCO 4314, RIBSPLITTER 4330, STILTZ 4265, FACE BREAKER 1099,
PREDNIZONE 4298, and NORPRAMINE 4296.
The following warriors will travel to ADVANCED DUELMASTERS after next turn:
SWORDBREAKER (43-1087) WIDOWMAKERS (115)