DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 12/27/2012    Duedate: 01/09/2013

VEASTIAN ARENA

DM-43    TURN-644

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

ARCHERS OF LOAF
UNC COLLEGE RADIO (489)
(43-4837) [8-0-0,102]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

DIRK DIGGLER                   ARCHERS OF LOAF
BOOGIE NIGHTS (304)            UNC COLLEGE RADIO (489)
(43-3962) [6-4-0,89]           (43-4837) [8-0-0,102]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

KHARIJANH                      KHARIJANH
THE FAMILY (116)               THE FAMILY (116)
(43-4777) [21-12-0,87]         (43-4777) [21-12-0,87]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THE FAMILY (116)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SHEWISH BANQUET (481)       41
2. THE FAMILY (116)            30      BOOGIE NIGHTS (304)
3. UNC COLLEGE RADIO (489)     12      Unchartered Team
4. EPIC RAP (484)               0
5. BOOGIE NIGHTS (304)         -2      UNC COLLEGE RADIO (489)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*EPIC RAP (484)             5   0  1  100   1/ 1 THE FAMILY (116)          7  8 0
 2/ 2*UNC COLLEGE RADIO (489)   14   8  1 63.6   2- 2*EPIC RAP (484)            5  0 1
 3/ 3 BOOGIE NIGHTS (304)      195 113  9 63.3   3/ 3*UNC COLLEGE RADIO (489)   4  3 0
 4/ 4 THE FAMILY (116)         892 939 26 48.7   4/ 4 BOOGIE NIGHTS (304)       2  1 0
 5/ 0*SHEWISH BANQUET (481)      1   4  0 20.0   5/ 0*SHEWISH BANQUET (481)     1  4 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                        ---===FREE BLADES REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 712): BLUE STREAK of BLUE MOON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 714): DIZZY GILLESPIE of BLUE NOTE (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  13 DULLENS (turn 658): THE BEAKSTER of ARCANE ROYALTY (Destitute Noble, mgr.)
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 708): DEATHSTALKER of CRUCIAL TAUNT (Daikkan, mgr.)
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 710): TWILO TALON of TALON'S TERRORS (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 701): WHIRLING FROGGY of KAOS FROGS (Grimm, mgr.)
 DM  19 ZUWAYZA (turn 702): GRAVITRON of THE MOTHERSHIP CC (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 353): POP TARGET of DODGE BULLETS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 699): GRASSFIRE of CARDOW HUNTERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 351): DRONE-ON of BAD NEWS BEES (Stinger, mgr.)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 696): PAM DEMONIUM of DEVIL ADVOCATES (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 693): HULL SCRUBBER of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 685): SMILE WAFFLE of HAPPY FUN TIME (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  43 VEASTIAN (turn 643): ARCHERS OF LOAF of UNC COLLEGE RADIO (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 328): ROSELYN of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 323): FROSTY of FAST FOOD (Madwand, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 309): 4-H of LIFE IMPACTS (Coach, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 575): DRAKEN-KORIN of MEN OF STEEL (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  60 ARADI (turn 560): TICK ... TOCK of UNNAMEABLES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 542): DARTH VADAR of STAR WARS (Sir Jessie Jest, mgr.)
 DM  65 DAL SHANG (turn 536): IRONIC TWIST of THE MOTHERSHIP CE (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 258): SUN STROKE of SUPER STARS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  74 DAYLA KIV (turn 497): SPIDERPIG of HOMER'S PETS (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 492): KOGAN DJIAN of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr)
 DM  78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 483): NAKED LUNCH of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 600): MARTIN BLANK of BLOOD TITANS (The Greek Guy, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 712): CRIMSON DEATH (Verol, mgr.)
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 714): DREAMERS (Sleepy, mgr.)
 DM  13 DULLENS (turn 658): ARCANE ROYALTY
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 708): CRUCIAL TAUNT (Daikkan, mgr.)
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 710): SHADOWMONGERS (Shadow, mgr.)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 701): MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  19 ZUWAYZA (turn 702): THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 353): DODGE BULLETS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 699): METAL MINCERS (Oremaster, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 351): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 696): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 693): SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 685): HAPPY FUN TIME (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  43 VEASTIAN (turn 643): THE FAMILY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 328): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 323): FAST FOOD (Madwand, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 309): LIFE IMAPACTS (Coach, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 575): MIDDLE WAY 20 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  60 ARADI (turn 560): RED DOG GANG (Spot, mgr.)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 542): STAR WARS (Sir Jessie Jest, mgr.)
 DM  65 DAL SHANG (turn 536): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 258): SUPER STARS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  74 DAYLA KIV (turn 497): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 492): SAND DANCERSS (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 483): SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 600): DEAD WE SUCK (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 711): TRAKE DARROWS of CRIMSON DEATH (Verol, mgr.)
 DM  13 DULLENS (turn 657): GRIM LAUGHTER of CARDOW HUNTERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 709): JOHN DERE of PUNNY AMINALS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  19 ZUWAYZA (turn 701): DONT PAY RENT of BASH BROS HOUSEMATE (Assurnasirbanipal)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 697): SOLWYN of MID EARTH (Visionist, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 350): BUMBLE of BAD NEWS BEES (Stinger, mgr.)
                               XANDAR of AVENGERS (Huckle Cat?, mgr.)
 DM  33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 692): SHELLBACK of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 327): SAPPHIRA of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 323): FROSTY of FAST FOOD (Madwand, mgr.)
                   (turn 322): WILHELM SCREAM of OTTODROME TW (Otto X, mgr.)
 DM  60 ARADI (turn 560): FENWRIST of RED DOG GANG (Spot, mgr.)
                          PRIME MINISTER of INGRATE WHITE NORTH (Crip, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills?  Well 
fergit it, cause this is the Spyreport for VEASTIAN.  MVP award for MOUNTAIN ROLL?  
SHEWISH BANQUET's proud of him after beating EMBEZZLING SCRIBE and getting 20 points. 
Talk about yer big time losers!  ZILLA KHIRNAJ got smashed by AMBITIOUS GUARD, and 
lost 11 points!  Don't you think the Duelmaster is being unfair?  I think ARCHERS OF 
LOAF should let DIRK DIGGLER be Duelmaster for a while, without fighting about it.  I 
hear the top team insists all their warriors get nine hours sleep.  They want 
photogenic fighters for PR photos.   
     AAARRGH!!!  I HATE SPYREPORTING!!!  Sorry.  I just had to say it.  UNC COLLEGE 
RADIO was the most avoided team.  Is a 14-8-1 record really that scary?  Is there 
some deep dark secret why BOOGIE NIGHTS' been avoiding UNC COLLEGE RADIO so much?  Or 
is it just that they're too scared?   
     Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other!  Don't you guys ever give 
it a break?  Fight, fight, fight.  Is that all you guys can do?   
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it 
quits.  I had a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ARCHERS OF LOAF 4837          8   0  0   102       UNC COLLEGE RADIO (489)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DIRK DIGGLER 3962             6   4  0    89       BOOGIE NIGHTS (304)
 KHARIJANH 4777               21  12  0    87       THE FAMILY (116)
 LOLITA MARIA 4827            10   6  1    83       THE FAMILY (116)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-FRANKLIN ST. 4839             4   0  1    62       UNC COLLEGE RADIO (489)
 MARCO THE KNIFE 4836          8   3  1    59       THE FAMILY (116)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ZILLA KHIRNAJ 4842            7   3  1    43       THE FAMILY (116)
 BLACK ZANJO 4810             10  11  1    42       THE FAMILY (116)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MOUNTAIN ROLL 4797            1   0  0    20       SHEWISH BANQUET (481)
-MO PROBLEMS 4814              1   0  0    20       EPIC RAP (484)
-THE BREAKS 4829               1   0  1    16       EPIC RAP (484)
-HALFTIME 4816                 1   0  0    15       EPIC RAP (484)
-MO MONEY 4812                 1   0  0    13       EPIC RAP (484)
-JUICY 4813                    1   0  0    13       EPIC RAP (484)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
BREAKFAST 4795          0  1 0 SHEWISH BANQUET 481  HIGH ELF              644  NONE
DINNER 4799             0  1 0 SHEWISH BANQUET 481  WURM KIN              644  NONE
LUNCH 4798              0  1 0 SHEWISH BANQUET 481  SPYMASTER             644  NONE
SNACK 4860              0  1 0 SHEWISH BANQUET 481  BANDIT PRINCE         644  NONE
CARBORO 4859            0  1 0 UNC COLLEGE RADI 489 HIGH ELF              644  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Dirk Diggler -- Huh, I don't like you.  I don't like anyone who's taller than me. --
Kharijanh

Archers of Loaf -- What KIND of loaf?  I'd be interested in a multi-grain bread. --
Lolita Maria

And two-one against the standbys.  Oh, well. -- the rest of the Family

ALL -- MERRY CHRISTMAS, HAPPY HOLIDAYS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL IN ALASTARI!!!
May your year end in peace and the new year hold great things for you and your
families. -- Gentleben (Sunset-21, Morya-28, Arvat-32 and Talahya-100)

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BREAKFAST was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
CARBORO was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
DINNER was murdered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
LUNCH was murdered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
SNACK was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena contest.
ARCHERS OF LOAF defeated DIRK DIGGLER in a exciting 1 minute Title fight.
KHARIJANH viciously subdued KHALHUMS DWARF in a popular 3 minute expert's brawl.
LOLITA MARIA overpowered VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
MARCO THE KNIFE overpowered FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute uneven melee.
ZILLA KHIRNAJ was unbelievably bested by AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 2 minute gruesome duel.
BLACK ZANJO was defeated by DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute duel.
MOUNTAIN ROLL vanquished EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       2         LUNGING ATTACK     6 -   0 -  1     100  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         AIMED BLOW        17 -   5 -  1      77  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      7 -   3 -  1      70  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         SLASHING ATTACK    7 -   6 -  1      54  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         BASHING ATTACK     7 -   8 -  0      47  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         STRIKING ATTACK    7 -   9 -  0      44  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-LUNGE        1 -   2 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         TOTAL PARRY        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         WALL OF STEEL      0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 644 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         3  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  2         2  BASHING ATTACK 
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       ARCHERS OF LOAF 4837        8   0  0  102 UNC COLLEGE RADIO (489)
STRIKING ATTACK  DIRK DIGGLER 3962           6   4  0   89 BOOGIE NIGHTS (304)
SLASHING ATTACK  MARCO THE KNIFE 4836        8   3  1   59 THE FAMILY (116)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    ZILLA KHIRNAJ 4842          7   3  1   43 THE FAMILY (116)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
The overall popularity leader is KHARIJANH 4777.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was KHARIJANH 4777.  The ten other most popular fighters were ARCHERS OF LOAF 4837, 
MARCO THE KNIFE 4836, ZILLA KHIRNAJ 4842, LOLITA MARIA 4827, DINNER 4799, DIRK 
DIGGLER 3962, BLACK ZANJO 4810, MOUNTAIN ROLL 4797, BREAKFAST 4795, and CARBORO 4859.

The least popular fighter this week was SNACK 4860.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were LUNCH 4798, CARBORO 4859, BREAKFAST 4795, MOUNTAIN ROLL 4797, BLACK 
ZANJO 4810, DIRK DIGGLER 3962, DINNER 4799, LOLITA MARIA 4827, ZILLA KHIRNAJ 4842, 
and MARCO THE KNIFE 4836.