DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/07/2013    Duedate: 03/20/2013

VEASTIAN ARENA

DM-43    TURN-649

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

ARCHERS OF LOAF
UNC COLLEGE RADIO (489)
(43-4837) [13-0-0,144]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

ARCHERS OF LOAF                MO PROBLEMS
UNC COLLEGE RADIO (489)        EPIC RAP (484)
(43-4837) [13-0-0,144]         (43-4814) [4-2-2,47]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

KHARIJANH                      KHARIJANH
THE FAMILY (116)               THE FAMILY (116)
(43-4777) [23-15-0,87]         (43-4777) [23-15-0,87]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

UNC COLLEGE RADIO (489)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. UNC COLLEGE RADIO (489)     54
2. THE FAMILY (116)             9      UNC COLLEGE RADIO (489)
3. GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (490)      0      Unchartered Team
4. SHEWISH BANQUET (481)        0
5. EPIC RAP (484)              -4      EPIC RAP (484)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (490)    1   0  0  100   1/ 3 UNC COLLEGE RADIO (489)   7  5 0
 2/ 2*EPIC RAP (484)            18   6  5 75.0   2/ 2 THE FAMILY (116)          7  8 0
 3/ 3 UNC COLLEGE RADIO (489)   23  15  1 60.5   3/ 1*EPIC RAP (484)            6  4 2
 4/ 4 THE FAMILY (116)         905 951 26 48.8   4- 4*SHEWISH BANQUET (481)     2  8 0
 5- 5*SHEWISH BANQUET (481)      4  14  0 22.2   5- 5*GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (490)   1  0 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                        ---===FREE BLADES REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 717): FANG of SERPENTS HOLD 3 (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 719): ELEVENTH of BLUE NOTE (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  13 DULLENS (turn 668): SHOCK TOP of MMM BEER! (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 713): LUCK DEVIL of THE DEVIL'S OWN (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 715): GOLDPLATED of GOLDEN GLADIATORS (Midas, mgr.)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 706): FENSTER GOLLY of MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  19 ZUWAYZA (turn 707): BULL HALSEY of MAN OR BEAST? (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 356): THE INFLUENCER of LORD OF DISCIPLINE (Longshot, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 704): THE CLEAR of ARCANE PHARMACY (Destitute Noble, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 353): DRONE-ON of BAD NEWS BEES (Stinger, mgr.)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 701): TRUST BUSTER 1 of SEGUE CARTEL (Zalgor Prigg, mgr.)
 DM  33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 698): WARTLESS WITCH of HALLOWIENERS (The Dark One, mgr)
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 690): MADON AP LLEW of CHILDREN OF LLYR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  43 VEASTIAN (turn 645): ARCHERS OF LOAF of UNC COLLEGE RADIO (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 331): ROSELYN of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 325): SOUTH SPOON of OTTODROME TW (Otto X, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 312): 4-H of LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 580): KULGAN of MEN OF STEEL (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  60 ARADI (turn 565): BIG DOG of RED DOG GANG (Spot, mgr.)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 547): VINDA YARRO of MIDDLE WAY 16 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  65 DAL SHANG (turn 541): IRONIC TWIST of THE MOTHERSHIP CE (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 261): MRALISSA LOON of MIDDLE WAY 18 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  74 DAYLA KIV (turn 502): JACK PENDELTON of MEDAL OF HONOR (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 497): XAVIER of RUNEBLADES (Stillgard, mgr)
 DM  78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 488): STEAMED MUSCLES of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 605): NIGHTCAP of DARKLINGS (She-Puppy, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 717): SERPENTS HOLD 3 (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 719): DREAMERS (Sleepy, mgr.)
 DM  13 DULLENS (turn 668): CARDOW HUNTERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 713): CRUCIAL TAUNT (Daikkan, mgr.)
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 715): GOLDEN GLADIATORS (Midas, mgr.)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 706): MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  19 ZUWAYZA (turn 707): MAN OR BEAST? (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 356): LORD OF DISCIPLINE (Longshot, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 704): THE TAKEN (Stillgard, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 353): BAD NEWS BEES (Stinger, mgr.)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 701): DEVIL ADVOCATES (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 698): SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 690): CHILDREN OF LLYR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  43 VEASTIAN (turn 648): EPIC RAP (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 331): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 325): OBG! (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 312): LIFE IMAPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 580): INCONSISTENT FURY (Banthius, mgr.)
 DM  60 ARADI (turn 565): RED DOG GANG (Spot, mgr.)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 547): STAR WARS (Sir Jessie Jest, mgr.)
 DM  65 DAL SHANG (turn 541): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 261): BASH BROS SUITCASE (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  74 DAYLA KIV (turn 502): MEDAL OF HONOR (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 497): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 488): SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 605): DIRT DEVILS et al (The Dark One, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 717): BLUE FUNK of BLUE MOON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 718): HERMIAS of DREAMERS (Sleepy, mgr.)
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 712): DEANO of MARKS PARTY (JE, mgr.)
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 715): SNAKE of SERPENTS HOLD 114 (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 355): POSTAGE of EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 353): DRONE-ON of BAD NEWS BEES (Stinger, mgr.)
 DM  33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 697): HULL SCRUBBER of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr)
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 689): GRINCH of BAD GUYS (Mr. Bad Guy, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 325): TALKEETNA of ALASKAN PIPELINE (Storm Lord, mgr.)
                               TEMPTRESS of LUROCIAN DEVILS (The Greek Guy, mgr.)
                               SCOMSSS'S NIGHTMARE of THE OPERA (Manager, mgr.)
                   (turn 324): LATKA of SECOND BANANAS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 546): DARTH VADER of STAR WARS (Sir Jessie Jest, mgr.)
 DM  65 DAL SHANG (turn 540): LINDIS TYL SARRO of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     I can't believe the violence in VEASTIAN!  I still haven't told Mom I'm writing 
Spyreports.  She'd have a cow!  Well, here we go...  Too bad, EPIC RAP, but UNC 
COLLEGE RADIO was just too good to be stopped.  MVP award for CAT'S CRADLE?  UNC 
COLLEGE RADIO's proud of him after beating ZILLA KHIRNAJ and getting 18 points.  Talk 
about yer big time losers!  MO PROBLEMS got smashed by FRANKLIN ST., and lost 4 
points!  This Duelmaster is like something else!  ARCHERS OF LOAF stopped LOLITA 
MARIA dead in hers tracks!  Who was the wiseguy that said VEASTIAN's Duelmaster was 
paying for drinks at The Dripping Blade?  Don't look at me!   
     I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies.  Really, I just 
wing this stuff.   
     Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other!  Don't you guys ever give 
it a break?  Hey you guys, don't you think your families would like to hear from you? 
Write!  (Or have someone write for you.)  
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I gotta leave.  VEASTIAN is like such a dump, and you guys smell too much!  I 
had a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ARCHERS OF LOAF 4837         13   0  0   144       UNC COLLEGE RADIO (489)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LOLITA MARIA 4827            13   8  1    91       THE FAMILY (116)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MARCO THE KNIFE 4836         12   4  1    89       THE FAMILY (116)
 KHARIJANH 4777               23  15  0    87       THE FAMILY (116)
 FRANKLIN ST. 4839             6   0  1    74       UNC COLLEGE RADIO (489)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-HALFTIME 4816                 4   1  0    66       EPIC RAP (484)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-JUICY 4813                    5   0  0    56       EPIC RAP (484)
 BLACK ZANJO 4810             12  14  1    51       THE FAMILY (116)
 MO PROBLEMS 4814              4   2  2    47       EPIC RAP (484)
-MOUNTAIN ROLL 4797            3   1  0    46       SHEWISH BANQUET (481)
 ZILLA KHIRNAJ 4842            9   6  1    34       THE FAMILY (116)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CAT'S CRADLE 4841             2   0  0    33       UNC COLLEGE RADIO (489)
 MO MONEY 4812                 3   3  1    27       EPIC RAP (484)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-JOE BLOW 4843                 1   0  0    19       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (490)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
WURM SKIN 4862          1  1 0 SHEWISH BANQUET 481  MO MONEY 4812         648   
BLAH 4879               0  1 0 UNC COLLEGE RADI 489 STONE GOLEM           649  NONE

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
THUMPER 4874            0  1 0 UNC COLLEGE RADI 489 DARK CHAMPION         649  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

How come the Dark Arena gets all the food, and us here fighting by daylight go
hungry? -- the Family

Halftime -- You need at least three quarters to win. -- Kharijanh

Juicy -- Euwh, squishy and hairy. -- Black Zanjo

Archers of Loaf -- That undefeated record is probably bad for you.  How about a loss
to balance it? -- Marco the Knife

Dwarves, bah.  Pah?  Something dismissive. -- Lolita Maria

Mo Problems -- What?  Missouri problems?  You mean like, more deer than people, but
the deer won't pay taxes? -- Zilla Khirnaj

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BLAH was dealt death by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
THUMPER was dealt death by DARK CHAMPION in a exciting 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
ARCHERS OF LOAF demolished LOLITA MARIA in a 1 minute uneven Title fight.
KHARIJANH bested CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a popular 1 minute one-sided contest.
MARCO THE KNIFE demolished M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
FRANKLIN ST. vanquished MO PROBLEMS in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
BLACK ZANJO narrowly defeated MO MONEY in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
ZILLA KHIRNAJ was handily defeated by CAT'S CRADLE in a 1 minute uneven melee.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         AIMED BLOW        18 -   7 -  2      72  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-LUNGE        5 -   2 -  0      71  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         LUNGING ATTACK    10 -   6 -  0      63  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         SLASHING ATTACK    9 -   6 -  0      60  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -   6 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         BASHING ATTACK    10 -  13 -  3      43  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         STRIKING ATTACK    8 -  12 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   3 -  0      25  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         TOTAL PARRY        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         WALL OF STEEL      0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 649 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  2         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  BASHING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                                                                1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       ARCHERS OF LOAF 4837       13   0  0  144 UNC COLLEGE RADIO (489)
SLASHING ATTACK  MARCO THE KNIFE 4836       12   4  1   89 THE FAMILY (116)
STRIKING ATTACK  KHARIJANH 4777             23  15  0   87 THE FAMILY (116)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   FRANKLIN ST. 4839           6   0  1   74 UNC COLLEGE RADIO (489)
BASHING ATTACK   MO PROBLEMS 4814            4   2  2   47 EPIC RAP (484)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    ZILLA KHIRNAJ 4842          9   6  1   34 THE FAMILY (116)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is KHARIJANH 4777.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was KHARIJANH 4777.  The ten other most popular fighters were BLAH 4879, BLACK ZANJO 
4810, THUMPER 4874, ARCHERS OF LOAF 4837, MARCO THE KNIFE 4836, FRANKLIN ST. 4839, MO 
MONEY 4812, CAT'S CRADLE 4841, LOLITA MARIA 4827, and MO PROBLEMS 4814.

The least popular fighter this week was ZILLA KHIRNAJ 4842.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were MO PROBLEMS 4814, LOLITA MARIA 4827, CAT'S CRADLE 4841, MO 
MONEY 4812, FRANKLIN ST. 4839, MARCO THE KNIFE 4836, ARCHERS OF LOAF 4837, THUMPER 
4874, BLACK ZANJO 4810, and BLAH 4879.