DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 12/11/2014 Duedate: 12/24/2014
VEASTIAN ARENA
DM-43 TURN-695
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
PLASTIC MAN
MELODY MAYHEM (504)
(43-4998) [12-0-1,133]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
PLASTIC MAN ST. GEORGE
MELODY MAYHEM (504) DEVIL SLAYERS (509)
(43-4998) [12-0-1,133] (43-5034) [3-0-0,48]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
RUWANA LITTLE SISTER
THE FAMILY (116) THE FAMILY (116)
(43-5008) [11-7-1,41] (43-5029) [9-5-1,54]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
MELODY MAYHEM (504)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. MELODY MAYHEM (504) 33
2. DEVIL SLAYERS (509) 20 SUPERHEROES! (469)
3. THE FAMILY (116) 14 Unchartered Team
4. SUPERHEROES! (469) 1
5. BATTLE FROGS 12-15 (494) 0 DEVIL SLAYERS (509)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1*DEVIL SLAYERS (509) 4 0 0 100 1/ 1 MELODY MAYHEM (504) 7 7 0
2/ 0 SUPERHEROES! (469) 21 2 1 91.3 2/ 2 THE FAMILY (116) 7 8 0
3/ 2 MELODY MAYHEM (504) 31 22 1 58.5 3/ 4*DEVIL SLAYERS (509) 2 0 0
4- 3 BATTLE FROGS 12-15 (494) 25 23 1 52.1 4- 3 BATTLE FROGS 12-15 (494) 2 2 0
5/ 4 THE FAMILY (116) %1012 %1073 32 48.5 5/ 0 SUPERHEROES! (469) 1 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Well, what are you looking at, VEASTIAN? Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens
before? Ah, shaddup and listen to my news. Of course, we're all terribly impressed
to see ST. GEORGE win a fight and gain 20 points, terribly. Tsk, tsk, EXIT beat
HASHIN and HASHIN lost 4 points. You're breakin' my heart. And if variety is the
spice of life, VEASTIAN may be getting bland, as PLASTIC MAN stays top dog in the
city. The Dripping Blade, humph! I've tasted better ale at mortuaries. Where do
they get this stuff? From VEASTIAN's trash dumps?
My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start
talking.' I loved that woman. VEASTIAN, I am losing what little hope I had in you.
MELODY MAYHEM the most avoided team? What insult will suffice, I cannot say. And
who led the way in this mass act of cowardice? Let's see, well, whatcha know? It
was DEVIL SLAYERS. Ha ha ha ha!
Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and
gone, and get to see if their team cared. We're all going to die in the end, so why
worry if the fate catches up with you sooner that later?
There's got to be a better place in VEASTIAN to get a drink than The Dripping
Blade! Any suggestions? Phlllt! Just had to do that before I leave the fine city
of VEASTIAN. I feel much better now. Glad to see the back of this place-- Snide
Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PLASTIC MAN 4998 12 0 1 133 MELODY MAYHEM (504)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
THOUGHT FIGHTER 4693 11 1 1 103 SUPERHEROES! (469)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
AEROPEARL 4690 10 1 0 90 SUPERHEROES! (469)
RIKKI 5028 9 6 1 71 THE FAMILY (116)
EXIT 5020 9 2 0 69 MELODY MAYHEM (504)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LITTLE SISTER 5029 9 5 1 54 THE FAMILY (116)
-HAPPY 4987 5 1 0 50 BATTLE FROGS 12-15 (494)
ST. GEORGE 5034 3 0 0 48 DEVIL SLAYERS (509)
HASHIN 5027 8 7 0 43 THE FAMILY (116)
RUWANA 5008 11 7 1 41 THE FAMILY (116)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-LORD TOADMYRE 4933 3 3 0 31 BATTLE FROGS 12-15 (494)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LOU 5041 3 6 0 23 THE FAMILY (116)
ACID RAIN 4995 3 9 0 22 MELODY MAYHEM (504)
THE ROCK SHOW 5042 2 0 0 22 MELODY MAYHEM (504)
-THE DRAGON 5031 1 0 0 16 DEVIL SLAYERS (509)
-CURARE 5007 0 2 0 6 BATTLE FROGS 12-15 (494)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
DOWN 5039 4 4 0 MELODY MAYHEM 504 SHEWISH GIANT 695 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Plastic Man -- We're delighted for you. -- the Family
We salute the tourney participants, even though they didn't match Plastic Man's
performance. -- Jorja and the Family
Down -- Sounds uncomfortable. -- Little Sister
Two-three this time. Oh, well. -- Ruwana, for the Family
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
DOWN was barely slain by SHEWISH GIANT in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
PLASTIC MAN vanquished AEROPEARL in a 1 minute uneven Title battle.
THOUGHT FIGHTER demolished RIKKI in a 2 minute uneven fight.
EXIT devastated HASHIN in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
LITTLE SISTER defeated THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a crowd pleasing 5 minute bloody match.
RUWANA was vanquished by ST. GEORGE in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
ACID RAIN was savagely defeated by LOU in a 3 minute bloody brawl.
THE ROCK SHOW overpowered PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute uneven melee.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 6 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 0 - 0 100 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 SLASHING ATTACK 8 - 4 - 0 67 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 STRIKING ATTACK 32 - 19 - 2 63 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 - 0 50 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 AIMED BLOW 6 - 8 - 0 43 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 LUNGING ATTACK 5 - 7 - 0 42 |
|BASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 8 - 0 20 |
|TOTAL PARRY 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
|WALL OF STEEL 0 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 695 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 4 5 STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 2 AIMED BLOW
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
AIMED BLOW 1 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 0 - 0 1 TOTAL PARRY
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0 1 LUNGING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK PLASTIC MAN 4998 12 0 1 133 MELODY MAYHEM (504)
PARRY-RIPOSTE THOUGHT FIGHTER 4693 11 1 1 103 SUPERHEROES! (469)
SLASHING ATTACK EXIT 5020 9 2 0 69 MELODY MAYHEM (504)
LUNGING ATTACK ST. GEORGE 5034 3 0 0 48 DEVIL SLAYERS (509)
AIMED BLOW HASHIN 5027 8 7 0 43 THE FAMILY (116)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is RUWANA 5008. The most popular warrior this turn was
LITTLE SISTER 5029. The ten other most popular fighters were RIKKI 5028, LOU 5041,
THOUGHT FIGHTER 4693, DOWN 5039, PLASTIC MAN 4998, EXIT 5020, ST. GEORGE 5034, THE
ROCK SHOW 5042, AEROPEARL 4690, and ACID RAIN 4995.
The least popular fighter this week was RUWANA 5008. The other ten least popular
fighters were HASHIN 5027, ACID RAIN 4995, AEROPEARL 4690, THE ROCK SHOW 5042, ST.
GEORGE 5034, EXIT 5020, PLASTIC MAN 4998, DOWN 5039, THOUGHT FIGHTER 4693, and LOU
5041.
A DM TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS
12 political points a'pumpin'
11 TVs a'workin'
10 free duels of credit
9 ABs to challenge
8 criticals a'connectin'
7 scums a'dyin'
6 skills a'maxin'
5 A.D. invites
4 lucky warriors
3 size on replacement
2 proxied TCs
And a quarterstaff from a pear tree.
May your days be merry,
And your wins be often.
The Consortium
* * * * * MEMO * * * * *
From: The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To: All Managers
In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately. Managers may
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission. Each warrior may have
up to 15 favorite sayings. Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch,
Victory and may be up to 80 characters long. For any questions, please contact the
Gladiatorial Commission.