DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/26/2016    Duedate: 06/08/2016

VEASTIAN ARENA

DM-43    TURN-730

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

ACID RAIN
MELODY MAYHEM (504)
(43-4995) [18-19-0,99]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

ACID RAIN                      THE MONSTER MASH
MELODY MAYHEM (504)            GRAVEYARD SMASH (513)
(43-4995) [18-19-0,99]         (43-5073) [3-0-0,66]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

EXIT                           ACID RAIN
MELODY MAYHEM (504)            MELODY MAYHEM (504)
(43-5020) [20-15-1,91]         (43-4995) [18-19-0,99]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

MELODY MAYHEM (504)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. MELODY MAYHEM (504)         18
2. GRAVEYARD SMASH (513)       18      MELODY MAYHEM (504)
3. SPIRIT'S REALM (510)         0      Unchartered Team
4. DOLI CAPAX (514)             0
5. GREENISLE GUARD (496)        0      GRAVEYARD SMASH (513)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*SPIRIT'S REALM (510)       6   0  1  100   1/ 1 MELODY MAYHEM (504)       8  5 0
 2/ 2*GRAVEYARD SMASH (513)      5   1  0 83.3   2/ 2*GRAVEYARD SMASH (513)     5  1 0
 3- 3 GREENISLE GUARD (496)     11   6  0 64.7   3- 4*SPIRIT'S REALM (510)      2  0 0
 4- 4*DOLI CAPAX (514)           6   4  1 60.0   4/ 3 FRANKENSTEIN HUNT (516)   2  4 0
 5/ 5 MELODY MAYHEM (504)       95  68  4 58.3   5- 5 GREENISLE GUARD (496)     1  2 0
 6- 6 THE SLAYERS (68)          35  30  2 53.8   6- 7 THE SLAYERS (68)          0  1 0
 7/ 7 FRANKENSTEIN HUNT (516)   16  21  0 43.2   7- 6*DOLI CAPAX (514)          0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     I was going on vacation, see?  Surf, sun...  But what do those bums say?  "Hit 
the road, Debby Tonte.  VEASTIAN needs a spyreport."  Oh, well.  MVP award for THE 
MONSTER MASH?  GRAVEYARD SMASH's proud of him after beating WAR and getting 10 
points.  Talk about yer big time losers!  WAR got smashed by THE MONSTER MASH, and 
lost 7 points!  And I was just getting used to the ex-Duelmaster's habit of...(!)  Oh 
well, welcome ACID RAIN.  Aren't MELODY MAYHEM proud.  (Oh, my.) Is the Duelmaster 
really being a real snob to his teammates?  Don't ask me!   
     Look, you guys stick to fighting, all right?  THE SLAYERS was VEASTIAN's most 
avoided team.  Is there some award for that?  I don't know what GRAVEYARD SMASH's 
been doing.  They certainly haven't been accepting many fights from THE SLAYERS, 
that's fer sher.  Like, is TENNESSEE LINE popular, or what?  She was challenged the 
most in all of VEASTIAN!  She's got a 12-6-0, is that good?  For sure, I was holding 
my breath when I found out SHOULD BE FUN challenged TENNESSEE LINE.  After all, 
haven't FRANKENSTEIN HUNT and MELODY MAYHEM had a long standing duel in VEASTIAN?  It 
wasn't a spectacular fight, or anything, but TENNESSEE LINE wants me to write about 
it since she won victory over SHOULD BE FUN.  Satisfied?   
     Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other!  Don't you guys ever give 
it a break?  Fight, fight, fight.  Is that all you guys can do?   
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I gotta leave.  VEASTIAN is like such a dump, and you guys 
smell too much!  Remember you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby 
Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ACID RAIN 4995               18  19  0    99       MELODY MAYHEM (504)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 EXIT 5020                    20  15  1    91       MELODY MAYHEM (504)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ARDESKIN 4917                 9   4  0    88       GREENISLE GUARD (496)
 STILL LOOKING 5127           10  10  0    85       FRANKENSTEIN HUNT (516)
-PHANTASM 5048                 6   0  1    76       SPIRIT'S REALM (510)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE MONSTER MASH 5073         3   0  0    66       GRAVEYARD SMASH (513)
 TENNESSEE LINE 5063          12   6  0    65       MELODY MAYHEM (504)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-GROLANTOR 517                 9   5  1    55       THE SLAYERS (68)
-GALGOTHA 516                  8   5  0    48       THE SLAYERS (68)
 WAR 5145                      9   6  0    40       MELODY MAYHEM (504)
 SHOULD BE FUN 5116            5  10  0    35       FRANKENSTEIN HUNT (516)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PULGH 520                     8   6  0    32       THE SLAYERS (68)
-MACE GREFF 5090               3   2  1    27       DOLI CAPAX (514)
-BACKBEREND 5087               3   0  0    27       DOLI CAPAX (514)
-HEWHOHAS NONAME 654           4   1  0    25       THE SLAYERS (68)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DRUMLONEGHAR 4914             2   1  0    20       GREENISLE GUARD (496)
 MUMMY'S THE WORD 5076         2   0  0    18       GRAVEYARD SMASH (513)
 1979 5163                     1   1  0     8       MELODY MAYHEM (504)
-CAMBION 673                   0   4  0     4       THE SLAYERS (68)
-WORTH A SHOT 5097             0   1  0     1       FRANKENSTEIN HUNT (516)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SHOULD BE FUN was devastated by TENNESSEE LINE in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
STILL LOOKING was viciously subdued by ACID RAIN in a 2 minute expert's Title battle.
EXIT won victory over KHALHUMS DWARF in a popular 1 minute gory master's brawl.
WAR was demolished by THE MONSTER MASH in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
MUMMY'S THE WORD unbelievably bested 1979 in a 2 minute brutal amateur's fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       3         STRIKING ATTACK    4 -   1 -  0      80  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         PARRY-LUNGE       13 -   5 -  0      72  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -   1 -  0      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         AIMED BLOW        12 -  12 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         BASHING ATTACK     9 -   9 -  1      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         LUNGING ATTACK     4 -   4 -  0      50  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   0         SLASHING ATTACK    4 -   6 -  0      40  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  0         TOTAL PARRY        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         WALL OF STEEL      0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 730 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         2 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         3  BASHING ATTACK 
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         3  AIMED BLOW     
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  0         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  EXIT 5020                  20  15  1   91 MELODY MAYHEM (504)
AIMED BLOW       THE MONSTER MASH 5073       3   0  0   66 GRAVEYARD SMASH (513)
BASHING ATTACK   WAR 5145                    9   6  0   40 MELODY MAYHEM (504)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is EXIT 5020.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
ACID RAIN 4995.  The ten other most popular fighters were EXIT 5020, 1979 5163, 
TENNESSEE LINE 5063, STILL LOOKING 5127, THE MONSTER MASH 5073, WAR 5145, MUMMY'S THE 
WORD 5076, SHOULD BE FUN 5116,  0, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was SHOULD BE FUN 5116.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were MUMMY'S THE WORD 5076, WAR 5145, THE MONSTER MASH 5073, STILL 
LOOKING 5127, TENNESSEE LINE 5063, 1979 5163, EXIT 5020, ACID RAIN 4995,  0, and  0.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

MGR HATES SL'ERS (43-4984) IT IS KNOWN (502)

                                CHALLENGES AND AVOIDS

To clarify:  You issue Challenges to warriors, but Avoid teams.  
To Challenge, write that warrior's name and ID# in the space provided. 
To Avoid, write the team's name and Team ID in that space. 
Make sure you include the ID!

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately.  Managers may 
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a 
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.  Each warrior may have 
up to 15 favorite sayings.  Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, 
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long.  For any questions, please contact the 
Gladiatorial Commission.