DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 07/09/2014    Duedate: 08/05/2014

STORMCROWE ARENA

DM-45    TURN-349

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

LAPUR BISQUE
SHEWISH BUFFET (520)
(45-4676) [17-3-3,126]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

LAPUR BISQUE                   POSITION IS EMPTY
SHEWISH BUFFET (520)           
(45-4676) [17-3-3,126]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

GLITRINA                       PULLED ORC
NORTHERN LIGHTS (393)          SHEWISH BUFFET (520)
(45-4656) [20-25-1,86]         (45-4702) [13-10-0,93]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

DARQUE FORCES (428)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SHEWISH BUFFET (520)        88
2. DARQUE FORCES (428)         10      DARQUE FORCES (428)
3. NORTHERN LIGHTS (393)       -8      Unchartered Team

                                       THE ARCH FOES (339)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 DARQUE FORCES (428)      492 283 31 63.5   1/ 1 DARQUE FORCES (428)       8  7 1
 2/ 3 SHEWISH BUFFET (520)      53  57  5 48.2   2/ 3 SHEWISH BUFFET (520)      7  7 1
 3/ 4 NORTHERN LIGHTS (393)    328 387  9 45.9   3/ 2 NORTHERN LIGHTS (393)     7  8 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                              ---===SLOW ARENA NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 376): CLYDE D'CLUB of PEASANT REBELLION (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 373): TRAVEL of EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 6371: PITCHFORK of USEFUL WEAPONS (Smithy, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 325): ISRAFEL of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 348): ERMINE of NORTHERN LIGHTS (Jorja, mgr)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 343): CASTLE THUNDER of OTTODROME TW (Otto X, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 329): NEFARA of PUBLIC ENEMY (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 323): FAT LIP of OTTO'S PARTS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 308): YAHOO WAHOO of USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 301): HEATH BAR of SHEWISH MUNCHIES (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 277): JOCK-IN-THE-BOX of SCOTCH (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 277): TURBULENT BILLIARDS of BAD COMBOS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 278): F.U.B.A.R. of ALPHABET SOUP (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 93): WHITEY D'EAGLE of NONSUCH HOUSE (Dimetreas, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 275): WHACKING WILLOW of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 376): Z GLADIATORS (Mr. Zee, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 373): EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 371): WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (La Guillotine, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 325): DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 348): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 343): D.A. REJECTS (Spirit, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 329): PUBLIC ENEMY (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 323): IRON CATHEDRAL (Dameon Darkheart, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 308): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 301): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 277): ZOMBIE SQUADS (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 277): BASH BROS CANDY (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 277): MIDDLE WAY 18 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 93): CHAPEL OF GHOULS (Var, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 275): AGED et al (Methusaleh, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 374): IWO JIMA of SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 373): MERCURY of PLANETS (Stargazer, mgr.)
                          POP TARGET of DODGE BULLETS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 347): BENEZIA of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 343): EXPOSED of HORNY GOAT X (Grimm, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 329): NEFARA of PUBLIC ENEMY (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 323): FAT LIP of OTTO'S PARTS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 307): QUI GONG of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 301): I MOTHER EARTH of CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 276): RUTABAGA of VEGGIES II (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster, back to give you this week's Spy Report.  Sit 
back in your seats and we'll have more fun than a barrel of Zontanis.  Hey everybody, 
watch out for ANGEL CAKE, who flew up 23 points in the rankings after mashing SCANDAL 
SAVAGE like a melon.  Keep your eye on this guy.  And falling like a basher in the 
top ten was SCANDAL SAVAGE, who dropped 22 points after a disappointing (to say the 
least) bout with ANGEL CAKE.  Isn't that life?  One minute you're on top of the world 
and then next you're laid out on a slab!  ERMINE was dispatched by LAPUR BISQUE.  Say 
no more.  An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but an onion a day keeps T.P.s at 
bay.   
     Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the STORMCROWE arena.  And 
hey, kiddies, those of you who didn't avoid NORTHERN LIGHTS, please raise you hand.  
Wow.  Does STORMCROWE really have that many liars?  Okay, so I may not be funny, but 
catch DARQUE FORCES' act in the arena.  Those acrobats seem to be fairly deft at 
running from NORTHERN LIGHTS.  Well dang howdy, but if challenges were votes, THE 
ICEMAN would be president.  Although it may be a contest he doesn't want to win.   
     Remember that an arena is not always a safe place to be, but it is one of the 
most interesting, though!  Here's some advice:  warriors with little wit and will may 
encounter problems on the trail to the Isle.   
     I think I had better cut this one short.  It's been nice chatting to those of 
you whom I have not offended yet.  Well, there goes another Spy Report.  Good luck in 
next week's fights.  Its been real, and its been fun, but it hasn't been real 
fun...-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LAPUR BISQUE 4676            17   3  3   126       SHEWISH BUFFET (520)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BELLDANDY 4714               15   7  2   114       DARQUE FORCES (428)
 PULLED ORC 4702              13  10  0    93       SHEWISH BUFFET (520)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GLITRINA 4656                20  25  1    86       NORTHERN LIGHTS (393)
 SEAL DANCER 4686             15  16  1    72       NORTHERN LIGHTS (393)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ANGEL CAKE 4737               5   8  0    56       SHEWISH BUFFET (520)
 WAR MAIDEN 4743               9   3  1    50       DARQUE FORCES (428)
 SCANDAL SAVAGE 4753           6   2  1    34       DARQUE FORCES (428)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MADAME HYDRA 4752             5   3  0    28       DARQUE FORCES (428)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ATALI 4770                    1   0  0    13       NORTHERN LIGHTS (393)
 THE ICEMAN 4760               3   2  0    11       NORTHERN LIGHTS (393)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
TURRIBLE! 4767          0  1 0 DARQUE FORCES 428    BLACK ORC             349  NONE
ERMINE 4712            13 12 0 NORTHERN LIGHTS 393  LAPUR BISQUE 4676     349   
THE WINTER QUEEN 4672  17 15 1 NORTHERN LIGHTS 393  BELLDANDY 4714        348   
MEAL 4769               0  1 0 SHEWISH BUFFET 520   ARENAMASTER NHOR      349  NONE
SNACK 4768              0  1 0 SHEWISH BUFFET 520   ARENAMASTER NHOR      349  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Again three-two!  One of the wins was over a standby, and one of the losses was
Queenie buying an iceberg, but still, this is not bad.  Well, for us, and what other
team do I really care about? -- Ermine

Pulled Orc -- Too much soy in your sauce, I think.  The curse of the modern world is
soy, you know.  The plastic legume. -- Ermine

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

TURRIBLE! was butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
SNACK was slaughtered by ARENAMASTER NHOR in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
MEAL was murdered by ARENAMASTER NHOR in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
ERMINE was dispatched by LAPUR BISQUE in a 1 minute master's Title brawl.
BELLDANDY overpowered SEAL DANCER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
GLITRINA was devastated by PULLED ORC in a popular 1 minute uneven brawl.
SCANDAL SAVAGE was devastated by ANGEL CAKE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
WAR MAIDEN handily defeated AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute uneven fight.
MADAME HYDRA vanquished THE ICEMAN in a 1 minute uneven duel.
ATALI vanquished MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute uneven fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -   1 -  1      67  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         LUNGING ATTACK    21 -  14 -  3      60  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         WALL OF STEEL     18 -  14 -  1      56  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         AIMED BLOW        10 -   8 -  2      56  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         BASHING ATTACK    18 -  17 -  2      51  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -   7 -  0      46  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         STRIKING ATTACK    8 -  10 -  0      44  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         PARRY-LUNGE        1 -   2 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         SLASHING ATTACK    3 -   7 -  0      30  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         TOTAL PARRY        0 -   2 -  0       0  |

Turn 349 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  2         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  BASHING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         2  AIMED BLOW     
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  2         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   LAPUR BISQUE 4676          17   3  3  126 SHEWISH BUFFET (520)
BASHING ATTACK   BELLDANDY 4714             15   7  2  114 DARQUE FORCES (428)
WALL OF STEEL    WAR MAIDEN 4743             9   3  1   50 DARQUE FORCES (428)
AIMED BLOW       SCANDAL SAVAGE 4753         6   2  1   34 DARQUE FORCES (428)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is GLITRINA 4656.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was PULLED ORC 4702.  The ten other most popular fighters were ANGEL CAKE 4737, 
BELLDANDY 4714, MADAME HYDRA 4752, ATALI 4770, ERMINE 4712, LAPUR BISQUE 4676, 
GLITRINA 4656, WAR MAIDEN 4743, TURRIBLE! 4767, and SNACK 4768.

The least popular fighter this week was THE ICEMAN 4760.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were SCANDAL SAVAGE 4753, SEAL DANCER 4686, MEAL 4769, SNACK 4768, TURRIBLE! 
4767, WAR MAIDEN 4743, GLITRINA 4656, LAPUR BISQUE 4676, ERMINE 4712, and ATALI 4770.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

LAPUR BISQUE (45-4676) SHEWISH BUFFET (520)