DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 06/10/2015 Duedate: 07/07/2015
STORMCROWE ARENA
DM-45 TURN-361
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
ANGEL CAKE
SHEWISH BUFFET (520)
(45-4737) [11-12-0,123]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
ANGEL CAKE POSITION IS EMPTY
SHEWISH BUFFET (520)
(45-4737) [11-12-0,123]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
ANGEL CAKE ANGEL CAKE
SHEWISH BUFFET (520) SHEWISH BUFFET (520)
(45-4737) [11-12-0,123] (45-4737) [11-12-0,123]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
SHEWISH BUFFET (520)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. MEN OF ILL REPUTE (395) 21
2. SHEWISH BUFFET (520) 18 MAX'S MIRACLE (123)
3. MAX'S MIRACLE (123) 11 Unchartered Team
4. AVID FANS (65) 5
5. NORTHERN LIGHTS (393) 0 FLYING CIRCUS (108)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1*GOING BERSERK (527) 19 7 2 73.1 1/ 2 SHEWISH BUFFET (520) 8 5 0
2- 2 DARQUE FORCES (428) 518 307 33 62.8 2- 3*GOING BERSERK (527) 5 0 0
3/ 3 MAX'S MIRACLE (123) 92 60 2 60.5 3/ 4 MAX'S MIRACLE (123) 5 1 0
4/ 0 MEN OF ILL REPUTE (395) 48 34 2 58.5 4- 1 NORTHERN LIGHTS (393) 4 6 0
5/ 4 AVID FANS (65) 163 151 15 51.9 5/ 7 AVID FANS (65) 2 3 0
6/ 5 SHEWISH BUFFET (520) 76 82 6 48.1 6/ 0 MEN OF ILL REPUTE (395) 2 3 0
7- 6 NORTHERN LIGHTS (393) 346 424 11 44.9 7- 5 DARQUE FORCES (428) 1 4 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
It's me, The Unknown Spymaster here with my bag to give you the news on last
week's fights. We now have a new top team for all of you guys to dogpile on.
SHEWISH BUFFET now holds the crown and they are betting they can keep it. Hey
everybody, watch out for FOG MUNDA, who flew up 13 points in the rankings after
mashing CONVICTED THIEF like a melon. Keep your eye on this guy. And falling like a
basher in the top ten was SLOPPY JOE, who dropped 3 points after a disappointing (to
say the least) bout with SNAKE PLISKIN. Well, everybody's pal ANGEL CAKE moved his
record to 11-12-0 by defeating THE TRANSIENT in the Duelmaster's Title Bout and
gaining 14 recognition points. Can you believe they are paying me 10 gold to deliver
this stuff?
Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the STORMCROWE arena. Did
you hear that SIMPLETONS was most avoided team this week? Well, knowing the personal
hygiene of SIMPLETONS' warriors, I'm not surprised! Okay, so I may not be funny, but
catch AVID FANS' act in the arena. Those acrobats seem to be fairly deft at running
from SIMPLETONS.
Remember that an arena is not always a safe place to be, but it is one of the
most interesting, though! Here's some advice: warriors with little wit and will may
encounter problems on the trail to the Isle.
Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in STORMCROWE have no
sense of humor. Or maybe that they were senseless. Okay, so I may not be the
world's best comedian, but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors. Hasta la
bye-bye. (Loud choruses of 'Beat it, ya bum!')-- The Unknown Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ANGEL CAKE 4737 11 12 0 123 SHEWISH BUFFET (520)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
THE MAN IN BLACK 3417 13 8 0 98 MAX'S MIRACLE (123)
-MADAME HYDRA 4752 13 5 0 95 DARQUE FORCES (428)
THE TRANSIENT 3494 15 2 0 91 MEN OF ILL REPUTE (395)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BUTTERCUP 3416 15 6 1 89 MAX'S MIRACLE (123)
-COLOUR COMMENTATOR 3951 11 7 1 89 AVID FANS (65)
-SEAL DANCER 4686 20 22 1 87 NORTHERN LIGHTS (393)
-SCANDAL SAVAGE 4753 12 6 1 83 DARQUE FORCES (428)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TARG THE WHIP 4264 6 3 0 64 MEN OF ILL REPUTE (395)
-WAR MAIDEN 4743 12 10 1 62 DARQUE FORCES (428)
-NOK GORKA 4779 8 1 2 58 GOING BERSERK (527)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
NACHO MAN 4796 7 0 0 53 SHEWISH BUFFET (520)
-SNAEGH 4792 5 1 0 49 GOING BERSERK (527)
SNAKE PLISKIN 3495 8 9 0 40 MEN OF ILL REPUTE (395)
-UKKO 4780 5 2 0 35 GOING BERSERK (527)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
AN ARENA DOCTOR 4175 6 9 1 32 AVID FANS (65)
-THE ICEMAN 4760 6 10 2 30 NORTHERN LIGHTS (393)
-ATALI 4770 4 8 0 27 NORTHERN LIGHTS (393)
SLOPPY JOE 4797 3 4 0 25 SHEWISH BUFFET (520)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-LADY MACDEATH 4774 5 5 1 21 DARQUE FORCES (428)
-FROST GIANT 4784 3 7 0 17 NORTHERN LIGHTS (393)
FOG MUNDA 4823 1 0 0 13 MEN OF ILL REPUTE (395)
A REPORTER 4758 2 0 0 11 AVID FANS (65)
-BEA LIGERENT 4812 2 2 0 8 DARQUE FORCES (428)
-MARSH FELLOW 4815 0 1 0 7 SHEWISH BUFFET (520)
-POLAR FLEECE 4817 1 1 0 5 NORTHERN LIGHTS (393)
BOXCAR WILLIE 4824 0 1 0 1 MEN OF ILL REPUTE (395)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
SNACK 4822 0 1 0 SHEWISH BUFFET 520 MOUNTAIN TROLL 361 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SNACK was butchered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
ANGEL CAKE viciously subdued THE TRANSIENT in a 3 minute expert's Title battle.
BUTTERCUP viciously subdued TARG THE WHIP in a crowd pleasing 7 minute gory brawl.
THE MAN IN BLACK overpowered VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute mismatched match.
NACHO MAN overpowered AN ARENA DOCTOR in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
SNAKE PLISKIN bested SLOPPY JOE in a 1 minute competition.
A REPORTER defeated BOXCAR WILLIE in a action packed 1 minute beginner's melee.
FOG MUNDA vanquished CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute uneven fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK 2 PARRY-STRIKE 6 - 2 - 0 75 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 BASHING ATTACK 21 - 14 - 4 60 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 TOTAL PARRY 16 - 13 - 0 55 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 LUNGING ATTACK 21 - 19 - 1 53 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 14 - 13 - 0 52 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 PARRY-LUNGE 4 - 4 - 0 50 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 STRIKING ATTACK 9 - 11 - 0 45 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 AIMED BLOW 13 - 17 - 0 43 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 SLASHING ATTACK 10 - 16 - 0 38 |
|WALL OF STEEL 0 WALL OF STEEL 8 - 14 - 0 36 |
Turn 361 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 1 3 LUNGING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 TOTAL PARRY
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
1 WALL OF STEEL
1 BASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK THE MAN IN BLACK 3417 13 8 0 98 MAX'S MIRACLE (123)
TOTAL PARRY THE TRANSIENT 3494 15 2 0 91 MEN OF ILL REPUTE (395)
STRIKING ATTACK TARG THE WHIP 4264 6 3 0 64 MEN OF ILL REPUTE (395)
BASHING ATTACK NACHO MAN 4796 7 0 0 53 SHEWISH BUFFET (520)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is ANGEL CAKE 4737. The most popular warrior this turn
was ANGEL CAKE 4737. The ten other most popular fighters were BUTTERCUP 3416, TARG
THE WHIP 4264, THE MAN IN BLACK 3417, SNAKE PLISKIN 3495, A REPORTER 4758, THE
TRANSIENT 3494, FOG MUNDA 4823, NACHO MAN 4796, BOXCAR WILLIE 4824, and SNACK 4822.
The least popular fighter this week was SLOPPY JOE 4797. The other ten least popular
fighters were AN ARENA DOCTOR 4175, SNACK 4822, BOXCAR WILLIE 4824, NACHO MAN 4796,
FOG MUNDA 4823, THE TRANSIENT 3494, A REPORTER 4758, SNAKE PLISKIN 3495, THE MAN IN
BLACK 3417, and TARG THE WHIP 4264.
* * * * * MEMO * * * * *
From: The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To: All Managers
In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately. Managers may
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission. Each warrior may have
up to 15 favorite sayings. Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch,
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long. For any questions, please contact the
Gladiatorial Commission.