DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 06/10/2015    Duedate: 07/07/2015

STORMCROWE ARENA

DM-45    TURN-361

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

ANGEL CAKE
SHEWISH BUFFET (520)
(45-4737) [11-12-0,123]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

ANGEL CAKE                     POSITION IS EMPTY
SHEWISH BUFFET (520)           
(45-4737) [11-12-0,123]        

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

ANGEL CAKE                     ANGEL CAKE
SHEWISH BUFFET (520)           SHEWISH BUFFET (520)
(45-4737) [11-12-0,123]        (45-4737) [11-12-0,123]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

SHEWISH BUFFET (520)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. MEN OF ILL REPUTE (395)     21
2. SHEWISH BUFFET (520)        18      MAX'S MIRACLE (123)
3. MAX'S MIRACLE (123)         11      Unchartered Team
4. AVID FANS (65)               5
5. NORTHERN LIGHTS (393)        0      FLYING CIRCUS (108)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*GOING BERSERK (527)       19   7  2 73.1   1/ 2 SHEWISH BUFFET (520)      8  5 0
 2- 2 DARQUE FORCES (428)      518 307 33 62.8   2- 3*GOING BERSERK (527)       5  0 0
 3/ 3 MAX'S MIRACLE (123)       92  60  2 60.5   3/ 4 MAX'S MIRACLE (123)       5  1 0
 4/ 0 MEN OF ILL REPUTE (395)   48  34  2 58.5   4- 1 NORTHERN LIGHTS (393)     4  6 0
 5/ 4 AVID FANS (65)           163 151 15 51.9   5/ 7 AVID FANS (65)            2  3 0
 6/ 5 SHEWISH BUFFET (520)      76  82  6 48.1   6/ 0 MEN OF ILL REPUTE (395)   2  3 0
 7- 6 NORTHERN LIGHTS (393)    346 424 11 44.9   7- 5 DARQUE FORCES (428)       1  4 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster here with my bag to give you the news on last 
week's fights.  We now have a new top team for all of you guys to dogpile on.  
SHEWISH BUFFET now holds the crown and they are betting they can keep it.  Hey 
everybody, watch out for FOG MUNDA, who flew up 13 points in the rankings after 
mashing CONVICTED THIEF like a melon.  Keep your eye on this guy.  And falling like a 
basher in the top ten was SLOPPY JOE, who dropped 3 points after a disappointing (to 
say the least) bout with SNAKE PLISKIN.  Well, everybody's pal ANGEL CAKE moved his 
record to 11-12-0 by defeating THE TRANSIENT in the Duelmaster's Title Bout and 
gaining 14 recognition points.  Can you believe they are paying me 10 gold to deliver 
this stuff?   
     Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the STORMCROWE arena.  Did 
you hear that SIMPLETONS was most avoided team this week?  Well, knowing the personal 
hygiene of SIMPLETONS' warriors, I'm not surprised!  Okay, so I may not be funny, but 
catch AVID FANS' act in the arena.  Those acrobats seem to be fairly deft at running 
from SIMPLETONS.   
     Remember that an arena is not always a safe place to be, but it is one of the 
most interesting, though!  Here's some advice:  warriors with little wit and will may 
encounter problems on the trail to the Isle.   
     Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in STORMCROWE have no 
sense of humor.  Or maybe that they were senseless.  Okay, so I may not be the 
world's best comedian, but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors.  Hasta la 
bye-bye.  (Loud choruses of 'Beat it, ya bum!')-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ANGEL CAKE 4737              11  12  0   123       SHEWISH BUFFET (520)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE MAN IN BLACK 3417        13   8  0    98       MAX'S MIRACLE (123)
-MADAME HYDRA 4752            13   5  0    95       DARQUE FORCES (428)
 THE TRANSIENT 3494           15   2  0    91       MEN OF ILL REPUTE (395)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BUTTERCUP 3416               15   6  1    89       MAX'S MIRACLE (123)
-COLOUR COMMENTATOR 3951      11   7  1    89       AVID FANS (65)
-SEAL DANCER 4686             20  22  1    87       NORTHERN LIGHTS (393)
-SCANDAL SAVAGE 4753          12   6  1    83       DARQUE FORCES (428)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TARG THE WHIP 4264            6   3  0    64       MEN OF ILL REPUTE (395)
-WAR MAIDEN 4743              12  10  1    62       DARQUE FORCES (428)
-NOK GORKA 4779                8   1  2    58       GOING BERSERK (527)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NACHO MAN 4796                7   0  0    53       SHEWISH BUFFET (520)
-SNAEGH 4792                   5   1  0    49       GOING BERSERK (527)
 SNAKE PLISKIN 3495            8   9  0    40       MEN OF ILL REPUTE (395)
-UKKO 4780                     5   2  0    35       GOING BERSERK (527)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 AN ARENA DOCTOR 4175          6   9  1    32       AVID FANS (65)
-THE ICEMAN 4760               6  10  2    30       NORTHERN LIGHTS (393)
-ATALI 4770                    4   8  0    27       NORTHERN LIGHTS (393)
 SLOPPY JOE 4797               3   4  0    25       SHEWISH BUFFET (520)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-LADY MACDEATH 4774            5   5  1    21       DARQUE FORCES (428)
-FROST GIANT 4784              3   7  0    17       NORTHERN LIGHTS (393)
 FOG MUNDA 4823                1   0  0    13       MEN OF ILL REPUTE (395)
 A REPORTER 4758               2   0  0    11       AVID FANS (65)
-BEA LIGERENT 4812             2   2  0     8       DARQUE FORCES (428)
-MARSH FELLOW 4815             0   1  0     7       SHEWISH BUFFET (520)
-POLAR FLEECE 4817             1   1  0     5       NORTHERN LIGHTS (393)
 BOXCAR WILLIE 4824            0   1  0     1       MEN OF ILL REPUTE (395)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
SNACK 4822              0  1 0 SHEWISH BUFFET 520   MOUNTAIN TROLL        361  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SNACK was butchered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
ANGEL CAKE viciously subdued THE TRANSIENT in a 3 minute expert's Title battle.
BUTTERCUP viciously subdued TARG THE WHIP in a crowd pleasing 7 minute gory brawl.
THE MAN IN BLACK overpowered VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute mismatched match.
NACHO MAN overpowered AN ARENA DOCTOR in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
SNAKE PLISKIN bested SLOPPY JOE in a 1 minute competition.
A REPORTER defeated BOXCAR WILLIE in a action packed 1 minute beginner's melee.
FOG MUNDA vanquished CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute uneven fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         PARRY-STRIKE       6 -   2 -  0      75  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         BASHING ATTACK    21 -  14 -  4      60  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         TOTAL PARRY       16 -  13 -  0      55  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         LUNGING ATTACK    21 -  19 -  1      53  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         PARRY-RIPOSTE     14 -  13 -  0      52  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         PARRY-LUNGE        4 -   4 -  0      50  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         STRIKING ATTACK    9 -  11 -  0      45  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         AIMED BLOW        13 -  17 -  0      43  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         SLASHING ATTACK   10 -  16 -  0      38  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         WALL OF STEEL      8 -  14 -  0      36  |

Turn 361 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   THE MAN IN BLACK 3417      13   8  0   98 MAX'S MIRACLE (123)
TOTAL PARRY      THE TRANSIENT 3494         15   2  0   91 MEN OF ILL REPUTE (395)
STRIKING ATTACK  TARG THE WHIP 4264          6   3  0   64 MEN OF ILL REPUTE (395)
BASHING ATTACK   NACHO MAN 4796              7   0  0   53 SHEWISH BUFFET (520)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is ANGEL CAKE 4737.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was ANGEL CAKE 4737.  The ten other most popular fighters were BUTTERCUP 3416, TARG 
THE WHIP 4264, THE MAN IN BLACK 3417, SNAKE PLISKIN 3495, A REPORTER 4758, THE 
TRANSIENT 3494, FOG MUNDA 4823, NACHO MAN 4796, BOXCAR WILLIE 4824, and SNACK 4822.

The least popular fighter this week was SLOPPY JOE 4797.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were AN ARENA DOCTOR 4175, SNACK 4822, BOXCAR WILLIE 4824, NACHO MAN 4796, 
FOG MUNDA 4823, THE TRANSIENT 3494, A REPORTER 4758, SNAKE PLISKIN 3495, THE MAN IN 
BLACK 3417, and TARG THE WHIP 4264.

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately.  Managers may 
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a 
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.  Each warrior may have 
up to 15 favorite sayings.  Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, 
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long.  For any questions, please contact the 
Gladiatorial Commission.