DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/24/2017    Duedate: 06/20/2017

STORMCROWE ARENA

DM-45    TURN-385

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

TICKET TAKER
AVID FANS (65)
(45-2522) [2-1-0,124]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

A CHEERLEADER                  BENDER
AVID FANS (65)                 SIMPLETONS (424)
(45-1092) [12-9-1,182]         (45-4804) [5-1-0,71]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

SNAEGH                         HMS CENTURIAN
GOING BERSERK (527)            BATTLE SHIPS (552)
(45-4792) [21-8-0,88]          (45-5068) [2-0-0,20]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

 (-1)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. PONY BRIGADE (558)          54
2. LA BOULANGE (533)           52      INTERNATIONAL (554)
3. MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE (557)    52      Unchartered Team
4. MAIDEN JAPAN (504)          50
5. CANDY CRUSHERS (534)        48      MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE (557)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/35*MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE (557)   4   1  0 80.0   1/ 3 INTERNATIONAL (554)       9  6 0
 2/ 5*BIG LAKE KILLERS (551)     8   3  1 72.7   2/ 5*ICE-N-FIRE (544)          9  6 0
 3/ 8*RUNEMASTERS (553)          7   3  1 70.0   3/ 9*BIG LAKE KILLERS (551)    8  3 1
 4/ 1 INTERNATIONAL (554)       46  22  5 67.6   4/ 4*WRATHMEN 1.1 (543)        8  4 0
 5/ 4*WRATHMEN 1.1 (543)        11   6  0 64.7   5/ 7 MAIDEN JAPAN (504)        8  5 1
 6/ 2 LAW DOGS (555)            24  14  0 63.2   6/ 2 DARQUE FORCES (428)       8  7 0
 7/ 6 DARQUE FORCES (428)      543 322 34 62.8   7/14*RUNEMASTERS (553)         7  3 1
 8/ 0 CSU COLLEGE RADIO (561)   50  31  1 61.7   8/15 DEAD POETS (548)          7  3 0
 9/ 0*HOWLIN SLAUGHTER (563)     3   2  0 60.0   9/ 1*FORCE OF FIVE (539)       7  8 1
10/ 9 PHANTOM REGIMENT (496)    64  45  3 58.7  10/10*SIMPLETONS (424)          6  4 1
11/ 7 GOING BERSERK (527)       60  43  5 58.3  11/16 TIME STALLYANS (547)      6  6 0
12/ 0 BASH BROS CARS (562)      49  39  1 55.7  12/11 LAW DOGS (555)            5  6 0
13/12*ICE-N-FIRE (544)          11   9  1 55.0  13/21*3RD MECH (546)            5  7 0
14-11 YUPPIE HORDE (560)       183 157 10 53.8  14/ 8 GOING BERSERK (527)       5  7 0
15/ 0 AVID FANS (65)           191 168 20 53.2  15/35*MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE (557)  4  1 0
16/13 DESCENDENTS OF DAR (291) 275 262 11 51.2  16/20*CANDY CRUSHERS (534)      4  2 0
17/18 MAIDEN JAPAN (504)        42  42  3 50.0  17/19 SHEWISH BUFFET (520)      4  2 0
18/17 WOB AFW (556)             23  23  1 50.0  18/ 0 BASH BROS CARS (562)      4  3 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/ 0*OTIS LIKES LUNGERS (565)  15  15  1 50.0  19/ 0*PAIN AND PLEASURE (564)   4  6 0
20/ 3*FORCE OF FIVE (539)       10  10  1 50.0  20- 0*OTIS LIKES LUNGERS (565)  4  6 0
21/25*CANDY CRUSHERS (534)       7   7  0 50.0  21/ 6*IMA BUBBA 2 (541)         4  8 0
22/34*NOV FUN 14 (559)           3   3  0 50.0  22/30*1ST DIVISION (545)        4  8 0
23/15 TIME STALLYANS (547)      71  73 10 49.3  23/23 THE MENTORS RIDE (550)    4  9 0
24/16 SHEWISH BUFFET (520)     105 109  8 49.1  24/ 0 AVID FANS (65)            3  2 1
25-19 KNIGHT BREED (403)        63  68  2 48.1  25/25*PONY BRIGADE (558)        3  2 1
26/20 DEAD POETS (548)          39  44  2 47.0  26/33 LA BOULANGE (533)         3  2 0
27/ 0*PAIN AND PLEASURE (564)    5   6  0 45.5  27/13 WOB AFW (556)             3  2 0
28/21*SIMPLETONS (424)          14  18  1 43.8  28/ 0*HOWLIN SLAUGHTER (563)    3  2 0
29/10*IMA BUBBA 2 (541)          7   9  0 43.8  29/34*NOV FUN 14 (559)          3  3 0
30/23 LA BOULANGE (533)         26  36  0 41.9  30/31*VILLAINS WE LOVE (537)    3  4 0
31/28*3RD MECH (546)             5   7  0 41.7  31/28 PHANTOM REGIMENT (496)    3  6 0
32/24 THE MENTORS RIDE (550)    19  29  1 39.6  32/18 DESCENDENTS OF DAR (291)  3  7 0
33/26*PONY BRIGADE (558)         7  11  1 38.9  33/17*BOTTOM OF THE WORL (301)  3  8 0
34/32*1ST DIVISION (545)         4   8  0 33.3  34/22 BATTLE SHIPS (552)        3  9 0
35/27 BATTLE SHIPS (552)        10  25  1 28.6  35-12 KNIGHT BREED (403)        2  3 0
36/14*OTTODROME XLV (549)        2   5  0 28.6  36/ 0 CSU COLLEGE RADIO (561)   2  3 0
37/33*FREE CANDY (540)           2   5  0 28.6  37/32*FREE CANDY (540)          2  3 0
38/31*VILLAINS WE LOVE (537)     3  11  0 21.4  38/24*OTTODROME XLV (549)       2  5 0
39/30*BOTTOM OF THE WORL (301)   3  19  0 13.6  39/29*ABATTOIR 5 BLADES (535)   1  9 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

A Suitable Replacement 
Stormm Krow looked intently at the candidates assembled before the stunningly 
beautiful Shagornan Elf leader.  There was not much time to train a suitable 
replacement for the fallen one named The Poison Blades, so a choice needed to be made 
from among those assembled before her in the encampment, now relocated to the 
outskirts of Stormcrowe Arena.  The Poison Blades had fallen beneath the blade of Sara 
Jane Moore of Big Lake Killers.  There was bound to be much boasting and ridicule from 
the infamous Den, but such are the ways of such managers from the dregs of Alastari.  
Her remaining squad mates were not much to write home about, but the Abattoir 5 Blades 
had a destiny to fulfill in the Slaughterhouse V Contest in the months ahead and well 
beyond the Contest Turns on the sands of Stormcrowe Arena!  Stormm Krow took a full 
measure of each candidate, gazing into their eyes, searching for that one true spark 
that would set the warrior apart, who was to join the ranks of the Abattoir 5 Blades!  
"You!"

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Welcome to the first turn of the Stormcrowe Slaugherhouse V!  Festivities kick off on 
today and will last for 10 turns.  Every turn has a different scoring mechanic, so 
make sure you pay attention to the original listing of the rules, or look right here 
each turn for NEXT TURN'S scoring system.

THIS TURN, we use traditional Stormcrowe Slaughterhouse scoring.

* +1 Win
* -1 Death
* +1 Kill
* Wins and kills against Arena Stand Bys and Squad-mates will not be scored

(Please note:  Death against any opponent will be scored with a -1).
Dark Arena fights will be scored regularly.

NEXT TURN, Delarquan Death Fest scoring will be in effect, which is:

* Win = +2 pts
* Loss = -1 pt
* Kill = +5 pts [in addition to +2 pts for Win]
* Death = -3 pts [in addition to -1 pt for Loss]
* Dark Arena Kill = +10 pts [in addition to +2 pts for Win]
* Dark Arena Death = -5 pts [in addition to -1 pt for Loss]
* Challenges against squad-mates will incur -1 penalty for both
participants. Death penalties will also apply.

Below is your competition.  Please note that if there are any name discrepancies 
(squad, team, or manager) in the mistakes are all my own.  Every manager that is 
listed below has declared in a timely fashion and sent the entry fee of 2 RU certs.

I'm looking forward to a fun contest!

Ye Olde Fidgeter of Magical Time Machines,

                                          -- Master Darque

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SQUAD # -- SQUAD NAME
Manager 1 & Manager 2
Team Name 1 (RU Certs Rec'd) & Team Name 2 (RU Certs Rec'd)

Squad 1 -- F.R.O.G.Z.
La Guillotine & Le Pentarque
Going Bezerk (Yes) & La Boulange (Yes)

Squad 2 -- T-Rotten
Barnabas & Gunsmith
C.C.W. (Yes) & Here's Your Host (Yes)

Squad 3 -- Team TWiX
Dameon Darkheart & Var
Candy Crushers (Yes) & Free Candy (Yes)

Squad 4 -- Silent But Deadly
Mannequin & Khisanth
Pony Brigade (Yes) & WOB AFW (Yes)

Squad 5 -- The Deplorables
Spirit & Street Legal
Villains We Love (Yes) & Maiden Japan (Yes)

Squad 6 -- Shewish Drive-Thru
OAB & Assur
Shewish Buffet (Yes) & Bash Bros Cars (Yes)

Squad 7 -- G-Vegas Gigolos
Darque & Floyd
Darque Forces (Yes) & CSU College Radio (Yes)

Squad 8 -- Rune Force
Rune & Presstoe
Runemasters (Yes) & Force of Five (Yes)

Squad 9 -- Phantom Blades
Nomad & Hammer
Phantom Regiment (Yes) & Abattoir 5 Blades (Yes)

Squad 10 -- Alternate Facts
Jerman & Vlad
Mutually Exclusive (Yes) & Law Dogs (Yes)

Squad 11 -- Cannibal Specters
Bubbaganoosh & Manta
Ima Bubba 2 (Yes) & Bottom of the World (Yes)

Squad 12 -- Conscrips
Consortium Rep & Crip
International (Yes) & Avid Fans (Yes)

Squad 13 -- Bobs & Wolves
TMM & Howlin' Wolf
Nov Fun 14 (Yes) & Howlin Slaughter (Yes)

Squad 14 -- Rough Necks
Sin Zoo & Catalyst
1ST Division (Yes) & 3RD Mech (Yes)

Squad 15 -- Dead Time
Blackhart & Gentleben
Dead Poets (Yes) & Time Stallyns (Yes)

Squad 16 -- The Database Editors
Den & Philthy Phil
Big Lake Killers (Yes) & Ice-N-Fire (Yes)

Squad 17 -- MAGA
Kharadmon & Donald Trump
Wrathmen 1.1 (Yes) & Yuppie Horde (Yes)

Squad 18 -- Captains of Industry
Deeders & Stud Craft
Simpletons (Yes) -- Battleships (Yes)

Squad 19 -- F/X
Otto X & Dr. F
Ottodrome XLV (Yes) & The Mentors Ride (Yes)

Squad 20 -- Pain in the Otis
Painmaster & Otis the Drunk
Pain and Pleasure (Yes) & Otis Loves Lungers (Yes)

                                      SPY REPORT

     I was going on vacation, see?  Surf, sun...  But what do those bums say?  "Hit 
the road, Debby Tonte.  STORMCROWE needs a spyreport."  Oh, well.  MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE 
had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 4-1-0 and wound up as 15th 
team!  See if I even talk to any of those losers in IMA BUBBA 2 again!  Didja see 
where they got 1-4-0?  Somebody musta won a lotta fights!  Wanna hear about a real 
loser?  Listen to this--WOB AFW got 3-2-0 and dropped 14.  Didn't see much of them 
after the fights!  Really, just how far can one team drop in one round?  DESCENDENTS 
OF DARK dropped 14, which I think's more than all the other teams combined!  See if I 
even talk to any of those losers in BOTTOM OF THE WORLD again!  Didja see where they 
got 0-5-0?  Somebody musta won a lotta fights!  Wanna hear about a real loser?  
Listen to this--BATTLE SHIPS got 1-4-0 and dropped 12.  Didn't see much of them after 
the fights!  See if I even talk to any of those losers in OTTODROME XLV again!  Didja 
see where they got 1-4-0?  Somebody musta won a lotta fights!  Cut this out and put 
it in your scrapbooks, 1ST DIVISION!  'Cause they got 4-1-0 and moved up to 22nd!  
Talk about hot teams!  MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE goes out, the very first time, and goes 
4-1-0!  Like, what do you guys eat for breakfast?  MVP award for MAITRE BOULANGER?  
LA BOULANGE's proud of him after beating ATTICUS PINSCHER and getting 37 points.  
Talk about yer major upsets!  EIRE's match with EDGAR ALLAN POE cost her a loss of 18 
points!  And I was just getting used to the ex-Duelmaster's habit of...(!)  Oh well, 
welcome TICKET TAKER.  Aren't AVID FANS proud.  (Oh, my.) I hear the top team insists 
all their warriors get nine hours sleep.  They want photogenic fighters for PR 
photos.   
     I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies.  Really, I just 
wing this stuff.  MAIDEN JAPAN was STORMCROWE's most avoided team.  Is there some 
award for that?  I don't know what GOING BERSERK's been doing.  They certainly 
haven't been accepting many fights from MAIDEN JAPAN, that's fer sher.  Can BATTLE 
SHIPS' HMS CENTURIAN be more popular than me?  He was challenged the most, but is 
that really the same?  See if I ever talk to DEAD BATTERY again!  PTOMAINE was so low 
when He challenged he.  Hhmph!  DEAD BATTERY beat PTOMAINE.  No surprise about that.  
Really I'm not surprised DEAD BATTERY would do such a scummy thing, either.  THEON is 
being unfair.  He's challenged down 18 against SARGE.  I don't know why they let this 
stuff go on.  (I'd better shut up) I was sorry to see such an unfair "fight" in 
STORMCROWE.  THEON got 2 points after beating SARGE, 18 points below him.  For sure, 
I was holding my breath when I found out GALAPAGOS challenged MARSH FELLOW.  After 
all, haven't INTERNATIONAL and SHEWISH BUFFET had a long standing duel in STORMCROWE? 
It wasn't a spectacular fight, or anything, but MARSH FELLOW wants me to write about 
it since he lost to GALAPAGOS.  Satisfied?   
     What does a fighter fight for?  I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone 
gets killed.  Not after four more fights.  I was SO depressed when I heard SALMAN got 
killed.  It was just a kid, and didn't get a fair chance in STORMCROWE, or anything!  
Hey you guys, don't you think your families would like to hear from you?  Write!  (Or 
have someone write for you.)  
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I gotta leave.  STORMCROWE is like such a dump, and you guys 
smell too much!  Remember you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby 
Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TICKET TAKER 2522             2   1  0   124       AVID FANS (65)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 A CHEERLEADER 1092           12   9  1   182       AVID FANS (65)
 DEAD BATTERY 5248            10   5  1   115       BASH BROS CARS (562)
 ROBERT FROST 5021            12   3  1   111       DEAD POETS (548)
 GALAPAGOS 5101               11   5  1   108       INTERNATIONAL (554)
 GATTILIAN 5006               18  11  4   105       TIME STALLYANS (547)
 DOOR DINGS 5247              19  14  0    93       BASH BROS CARS (562)
 MAITRE BOULANGER 4888         7   3  0    92       LA BOULANGE (533)
 NANU NANU 5227               14   4  0    91       CSU COLLEGE RADIO (561)
 UKKO 4780                    12   4  1    91       GOING BERSERK (527)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SCANDAL SAVAGE 4753          18   8  1    90       DARQUE FORCES (428)
 SNAEGH 4792                  21   8  0    88       GOING BERSERK (527)
 WAR MAIDEN 4743              17  13  1    88       DARQUE FORCES (428)
 MARSH FELLOW 4815             8   3  1    86       SHEWISH BUFFET (520)
-FOMO 5172                    13   6  0    85       YUPPIE HORDE (560)
-SHARPER IMAGE 5173            9  10  1    82       YUPPIE HORDE (560)
 ICHABOD CRANE 4352           12   7  2    79       PHANTOM REGIMENT (496)
 PROWLER 4350                 12   9  0    79       PHANTOM REGIMENT (496)
 BOMBAY BIKE CLUB 5214         8   4  0    79       CSU COLLEGE RADIO (561)
 PTOMAINE 5002                17  12  2    77       TIME STALLYANS (547)
 RUSTY SABITCH 5111            6   0  0    77       LAW DOGS (555)
 WRATHCHILD 4407              10   8  0    74       MAIDEN JAPAN (504)
-RAYNOR 3549                  14  12  1    71       KNIGHT BREED (403)
 BENDER 4804                   5   1  0    71       SIMPLETONS (424)
 MONGOLIA 5100                 7   0  1    70       INTERNATIONAL (554)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FLYING DUTCHMAN 4469         11   6  0    69       PHANTOM REGIMENT (496)
 JACK MCCHOW 5104              8   3  0    67       LAW DOGS (555)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WISCONSIN 5079                6   1  1    65       BATTLE SHIPS (552)
 GRATEFUL DEAD 4525            6   8  0    62       PHANTOM REGIMENT (496)
 SWISS ALP 5098                9   4  2    58       INTERNATIONAL (554)
 EDGAR ALLAN POE 5016          6   6  0    58       DEAD POETS (548)
 ARIANA 3500                   8   1  0    57       DESCENDENTS OF DARK (291)
 RASAM 5117                    4   1  0    57       WOB AFW (556)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LADY MACDEATH 4774           10   8  1    56       DARQUE FORCES (428)
 AN ARENA DOCTOR 4175         11  15  1    53       AVID FANS (65)
 LE FOURNER 4895               6   6  0    53       LA BOULANGE (533)
 RAINBOW DASH 5143             5   0  0    53       PONY BRIGADE (558)
 WARSTRIKE 3436               12  15  1    52       DESCENDENTS OF DARK (291)
 A REPORTER 4758               7   4  1    51       AVID FANS (65)
 L'APPRENTI 4898               7   6  0    51       LA BOULANGE (533)
 SLOPPY JOE 4797               6  12  0    50       SHEWISH BUFFET (520)
 HUMAN BEAN 4853               5   1  0    48       SHEWISH BUFFET (520)
 UNDK 4872                     4   2  0    48       GOING BERSERK (527)
 SECURITY GUARD 4825           4   3  1    46       AVID FANS (65)
 EIRE 5097                     6   2  1    45       INTERNATIONAL (554)
 ALPHA REV 5213                5   1  1    41       CSU COLLEGE RADIO (561)
 PERRO MASON 5109              5   5  0    41       LAW DOGS (555)
 RUNNING FREE 4406             9   8  0    40       MAIDEN JAPAN (504)
 ROCK OF AGES 5096             9   9  0    40       INTERNATIONAL (554)
-INSOLENT FURY 5169            8   2  0    40       YUPPIE HORDE (560)
 BOULDER 5215                  4   5  0    40       CSU COLLEGE RADIO (561)
 SPECTRE 4651                  1   1  0    40       PHANTOM REGIMENT (496)
 CHICAGO 4801                  3   1  0    39       SIMPLETONS (424)
-LIKES ME 5269                 4   3  0    38       OTIS LIKES LUNGERS (565)
 CHOPPER 5044                  2   3  1    38       THE MENTORS RIDE (550)
 RIME-ANCIENT MARINER 4496     7   2  0    37       MAIDEN JAPAN (504)
 BRAVE NEW WORLD 4453          5  10  3    35       MAIDEN JAPAN (504)
 JESSICA 4956                  3   1  0    35       WRATHMEN 1.1 (543)
 ATTICUS PINSCHER 5110         4   2  0    34       LAW DOGS (555)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ME TOO 5267                   3   4  0    33       OTIS LIKES LUNGERS (565)
 KELLI 4955                    3   0  0    33       WRATHMEN 1.1 (543)
 MELISSA 4953                  2   1  0    33       WRATHMEN 1.1 (543)
 LORD BATTLESTONE 3485         8   7  0    31       DESCENDENTS OF DARK (291)
 BUTTERSCOTHCH BASHER 4903     2   1  0    31       CANDY CRUSHERS (534)
 NIKKI 4954                    1   3  0    31       WRATHMEN 1.1 (543)
-ME EITHER 5268                5   1  0    29       OTIS LIKES LUNGERS (565)
 STUNTMAN 4932                 3   1  0    28       FORCE OF FIVE (539)
-ME THREE 5270                 2   3  1    27       OTIS LIKES LUNGERS (565)
 PAIN MAIDEN 5266              2   1  0    27       PAIN AND PLEASURE (564)
 RUSTBELT 4931                 3   1  1    25       FORCE OF FIVE (539)
 SHADOW 5047                   3   3  0    25       THE MENTORS RIDE (550)
-BATTLE FROG 5167              2   1  0    25       YUPPIE HORDE (560)
 PATHFINDER 4988               4   2  0    24       TIME STALLYANS (547)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 POWERSLAVE 5155               1   1  0    23       MAIDEN JAPAN (504)
 FAMILY RECIPE 4854            3   1  0    22       SHEWISH BUFFET (520)
 SARA JANE MOORE 5061          2   0  1    22       BIG LAKE KILLERS (551)
 BISHOP 5116                   4   1  0    21       WOB AFW (556)
-HARLOCK 4876                  3   2  0    21       KNIGHT BREED (403)
 THEON 5056                    3   0  0    21       ICE-N-FIRE (544)
 EDMUND KEMPER 5058            2   0  0    21       BIG LAKE KILLERS (551)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BROGAN 5095                   2   0  0    21       RUNEMASTERS (553)
-NOT ME 5271                   1   4  0    21       OTIS LIKES LUNGERS (565)
 THE JOKER 4916                1   2  0    21       VILLAINS WE LOVE (537)
 USKURNTAI 4886                3   3  0    20       GOING BERSERK (527)
 HMS CENTURIAN 5068            2   0  0    20       BATTLE SHIPS (552)
 PRISM GLIDER 5146             1   0  1    20       PONY BRIGADE (558)
 IMA SLAYA 4946                2   1  0    19       IMA BUBBA 2 (541)
 KIT KAT KATANA 4901           2   1  0    19       CANDY CRUSHERS (534)
 SNOW 4971                     3   1  1    18       ICE-N-FIRE (544)
 IMA GETCHA 4944               3   1  0    18       IMA BUBBA 2 (541)
 KALROTH 5093                  2   0  1    18       RUNEMASTERS (553)
 ALDON 5120                    2   0  0    18       WOB AFW (556)
 VADER 4914                    1   1  0    18       VILLAINS WE LOVE (537)
 ZIPPORWHILL 5138              1   1  0    18       PONY BRIGADE (558)
 OZARKS 5046                   3   2  0    17       THE MENTORS RIDE (550)
 GERALDINE 5263                2   0  0    17       PAIN AND PLEASURE (564)
 CHRISTINA 4957                2   1  0    17       WRATHMEN 1.1 (543)
 SYLVIA PLATH 5008             2   0  0    17       DEAD POETS (548)
 DEVIL DOG 4975                1   1  0    17       1ST DIVISION (545)
 LORD KNIGHTMARE 3618          4   4  0    16       DESCENDENTS OF DARK (291)
 BLOW OUT 5043                 2   6  0    16       THE MENTORS RIDE (550)
 LEATHER NECK 4976             1   1  0    16       1ST DIVISION (545)
 CLAWRENCE DARROW 5105         1   1  0    16       LAW DOGS (555)
 IT GUY 4959                   1   1  0    16       SIMPLETONS (424)
 TED BUNDY 5059                2   0  0    15       BIG LAKE KILLERS (551)
 DRAXON 5091                   2   0  0    15       RUNEMASTERS (553)
 CARAMEL CUDGEL 4900           1   0  0    15       CANDY CRUSHERS (534)
 BONKERS 4938                  0   1  0    15       FREE CANDY (540)
 PORTLY FELLOW 5035            1   1  0    14       OTTODROME XLV (549)
 BLACK AND WHITE 5137          1   0  0    14       MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE (557)
 THE MOUNTAIN 4969             2   2  0    13       ICE-N-FIRE (544)
 LEMON 5241                    1   0  0    13       BASH BROS CARS (562)
 FEEDER 5252                   1   0  0    13       HOWLIN SLAUGHTER (563)
 GUMMI BEAR GAVEL 5089         1   0  0    13       CANDY CRUSHERS (534)
 AMMOZON 5256                  1   0  0    13       DARQUE FORCES (428)
 LYRATH 5092                   1   1  0    13       RUNEMASTERS (553)
 ODD AND EVEN 5135             1   0  0    13       MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE (557)
 EXTRA USAGE 5152              1   0  0    13       NOV FUN 14 (559)
-SPACE DANDY 4875              3   2  1    12       KNIGHT BREED (403)
 ARYA 4972                     2   2  0    12       ICE-N-FIRE (544)
 BUBBLES 4935                  2   2  0    12       FORCE OF FIVE (539)
 NIMROD CAIN 4963              1   1  0    12       BOTTOM OF THE WORLD (301)
 WONKA WRECKING BALL 5032      1   0  0    12       CANDY CRUSHERS (534)
 TWISTED 5113                  1   0  0    12       WOB AFW (556)
 PT STUD 5159                  2   0  0    11       3RD MECH (546)
 HAPPY AND SAD 5136            1   0  0    11       MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE (557)
 ARTY 5156                     1   0  0    11       3RD MECH (546)
 CHOKE-A-LOTS 4936             1   0  0    11       FREE CANDY (540)
 NO WASHER FLUID 5233          1   0  0    11       BASH BROS CARS (562)
 QUATAN 4887                   2   4  0    10       GOING BERSERK (527)
 RAGE 3637                     2   4  0    10       DESCENDENTS OF DARK (291)
 ARTHUR BREMER 5060            2   1  0    10       BIG LAKE KILLERS (551)
 JOE TWITCH 4934               1   3  0    10       FORCE OF FIVE (539)
-MELIODAS 4984                 1   1  0    10       KNIGHT BREED (403)
 SCARFACE RON 5065             1   1  0    10       BOTTOM OF THE WORLD (301)
 KARRIANA 5260                 1   1  0    10       PAIN AND PLEASURE (564)
 IMPERIA PAYNE 5085            1   0  0    10       FREE CANDY (540)
 A FUNKY NIGHTMARE 4905        1   1  0    10       ABATTOIR 5 BLADES (535)
 USURP IDOL 5151               1   0  0    10       NOV FUN 14 (559)
 MASTER GUNS 5258              1   0  0    10       1ST DIVISION (545)
 RECON 5259                    1   0  0    10       1ST DIVISION (545)
 LOHENGRIN 4933                1   3  0    10       FORCE OF FIVE (539)
 SHRIMP SCAMP 4855             0   4  0    10       SHEWISH BUFFET (520)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BIRTHDAY CAKE 5037            1   0  0     9       OTTODROME XLV (549)
 TENDERHOOF 5145               0   5  0     9       PONY BRIGADE (558)
 CAR SEAT HEADREST 5210        0   1  0     9       CSU COLLEGE RADIO (561)
 MAN ABOUT TOWN 5038           0   1  0     9       OTTODROME XLV (549)
 LIVE CATTLE 5253              1   0  0     8       HOWLIN SLAUGHTER (563)
 OCTO REX 5090                 1   1  0     8       BOTTOM OF THE WORLD (301)
 THE FEVER DREAMER 4906        0   2  0     8       ABATTOIR 5 BLADES (535)
 NASTY SAND DANCER 4907        0   2  0     8       ABATTOIR 5 BLADES (535)
 SKETCHY JEFF 5036             0   2  0     8       OTTODROME XLV (549)
 STICKY SITUATION 4904         0   2  0     8       ABATTOIR 5 BLADES (535)
 BEETLE 5157                   2   0  0     7       3RD MECH (546)
 THE HOUND 4968                1   3  0     7       ICE-N-FIRE (544)
 TRUMP AND TRUTH 5134          1   0  0     7       MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE (557)
 RICH AND POOR 5133            0   1  0     7       MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE (557)
 MID UNDO 5153                 1   0  0     6       NOV FUN 14 (559)
 ARISTOPHANES 5103             1   1  0     6       DEAD POETS (548)
 YAMATO 5083                   0   2  0     6       BATTLE SHIPS (552)
 MIKE 4927                     0   2  0     6       BOTTOM OF THE WORLD (301)
 GARY RIDGEWAY 5057            0   2  0     6       BIG LAKE KILLERS (551)
 PELOSI 5165                   1   1  1     5       SIMPLETONS (424)
 SANDTIGER 5273                1   0  0     5       TIME STALLYANS (547)
 DR. EVIL 5041                 1   0  0     5       VILLAINS WE LOVE (537)
 HIT A POLE 5231               0   1  0     5       BASH BROS CARS (562)
 FREDDY 4920                   0   1  0     5       VILLAINS WE LOVE (537)
 BLUE HORSESHOE 5039           0   1  0     5       OTTODROME XLV (549)
 POTHOLE 5207                  1   1  0     4       THE MENTORS RIDE (550)
 IMA PIMP 5062                 1   1  0     4       IMA BUBBA 2 (541)
 BIG DUMMY 5087                1   1  0     4       SIMPLETONS (424)
 THE VEAL DEAL 5251            1   0  0     3       HOWLIN SLAUGHTER (563)
 SARGE 4978                    0   2  0     3       3RD MECH (546)
 BUTTER BAR 5158               0   2  0     2       3RD MECH (546)
 GRUNT 5148                    0   2  0     2       1ST DIVISION (545)
 MYRINA 5094                   0   2  0     2       RUNEMASTERS (553)
 TENDER TAPS 5139              0   1  0     1       PONY BRIGADE (558)
 MOJO JOJO 5272                0   1  0     1       VILLAINS WE LOVE (537)
 ADHDIVA 5257                  0   1  0     1       DARQUE FORCES (428)
 LEAN HOG 5255                 0   1  0     1       HOWLIN SLAUGHTER (563)
 ORFEO HART 5086               0   1  0     1       FREE CANDY (540)
 TIRPITZ 5276                  0   1  0     1       BATTLE SHIPS (552)
 GLUTEN FREE 5053              0   1  0     1       LA BOULANGE (533)
 HAPPY WHEAL 5150              0   1  0     1       NOV FUN 14 (559)
 BATTLE WAGON 5275             0   1  0     1       BATTLE SHIPS (552)
-BAN 5040                      0   1  0     1       KNIGHT BREED (403)
 MUTTON HONEY 5254             0   1  0     1       HOWLIN SLAUGHTER (563)
 KIT KAT 5281                  0   1  0     1       FREE CANDY (540)
 VIRGIL 5280                   0   1  0     1       DEAD POETS (548)
 TAFFY RESERVOIR 5208          0   1  0     1       NOV FUN 14 (559)
 PETIT PAIN 5054               0   1  0     1       LA BOULANGE (533)
 A HAMMER FAVORITE 5274        0   1  0     1       ABATTOIR 5 BLADES (535)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
JAR HEAD 4973           0  1 0 1ST DIVISION 545     PELOSI 5165           384   
THE POISON BLADE 4908   0  1 0 ABATTOIR 5 BLADE 535 SARA JANE MOORE 5061  384   
UNDER THE JAIL 5277     0  1 0 BOTTOM OF THE WO 301 SHEWISH GIANT         385  NONE
PEPPERMINT PUGIL 4902   0  2 0 CANDY CRUSHERS 534   SNOW 4971             382   
BEA LIGERENT 4812       5  6 0 DARQUE FORCES 428    RUSTBELT 4931         384   
PABLO NERUDA 5009       0  1 0 DEAD POETS 548       KALROTH 5093          384   
IMA DA BUM 5279         0  1 0 IMA BUBBA 2 541      SHEWISH GIANT         385  NONE
IMA SLACKA 5278         0  1 0 IMA BUBBA 2 541      PRISM GLIDER 5146     385   
DEAD 5262               0  1 0 PAIN AND PLEASUR 564 BANDIT PRINCE         385  NONE
MEAT 5261               0  1 0 PAIN AND PLEASUR 564 DARK CHAMPION         385  NONE

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
LONESOME FOX 4989       3  5 0 TIME STALLYANS 547   BRAVE NEW WORLD 4453  385   
SALMAN 5118             3  2 0 WOB AFW 556          SECURITY GUARD 4825   385   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Whoa!  No wonder that Master Darque started an event here in Stormcrowe!  Did you see 
those powerful and skilled warriors in Darque Forces and Wrathmen 1.1?  Did you?  
Could he be consorting with the Russians, or the North Koreans?  Holy Gamole!  Is this 
thing rigged?  Do we need to build a wall?  Will we make Darque Forces pay for it? -- 
U. N. 

Aslo, note that Master Darque admitted that he is only half-human.  Similar to the 
North Korean leader and Scarlet Den, do they all think they are half-gods?  Oh, my!!!  
Shades of Hitler and Mussolini! -- U. N.

All, if any of you know where in the world we can find Avid Fans, please let me know. 
-- U. N.

Flying Dutchman, that'll teach you not to mess with the Horde! -- Mongolia

Captured Orc, what the heck is an orc doing in the alps?  Although it was a pleasure 
to spank your smelly rump! -- Swiss Alp

Bender, perhaps you would be better at Go Fish, or Tiddly Winks? -- Mongolia

Perro Mason, you should have let Della fight for you,don't you think? -- Eire

Jessica, it is unfair that you have all those allies in Russia and North Korea, and 
Iran.  Master Darque is a really mean old cretin to make you pick on me. -- Rock Of 
Ages

I am starting a petition to impeach Darque.  Sign up soon. -- U. N.

Undk -- Enjoy the skills! -- Lord Battlestone

Running Tree -- Seems as though my team and I are handing out many skills this turn.  
Enjoy! -- Warstrike

Rusty Sabitch -- Impressive! -- Ariana

Atticus Pinscher -- Looks like you've discovered your preferred weapon.  Damn!  Well 
fought. -- Lord Knightmare

Devil Dog -- Well met! -- Rage

Slaughterhouse Psychos -- The Poison Blades has failed to live long enough to compete 
in the First Round of the Slaughterhouse V Sand Dance!  How Fitting! -- Hammer, mgr 
Abattoir 5 Blades; teamed with Nomad's Phantom Regiment as Squad 9: Phantom Blades 

Sara Jane Moore -- Congratulations on Your Brutal Victory! -- Hammer and the Abattoir 
5 Blades 

Sylvia Plath -- Nasty! -- Nasty Sand 

Dancer Nimrod Cain -- Sticky! -- Sticky Situation 

It Guy -- Funky! -- A Funky 

Nightmare PT Stud -- Fever! -- The Fever Dreamer 

The Poison Blades -- I Shall Survive the Slaughterhouse Five in Your Memory! -- A 
Hammer Favorite, the Abattoir 5 Blades' newest addition to the Blood Stained Sands of 
Stormcrowe Arena

All -- Good luck to each of you during the contest and thanks for participating!  I'm 
looking forward to some great battles. -- Master Darque

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

UNDER THE JAIL was dealt death by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
MEAT was slaughtered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
DEAD was murdered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 2 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
IMA DA BUM was dealt death by SHEWISH GIANT in a 2 minute gory Dark Arena contest.
A FUNKY NIGHTMARE was overpowered by SARA JANE MOORE in a 1 minute Bloodfeud match.
DEAD BATTERY devastated PTOMAINE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
WAR MAIDEN was devastated by ROBERT FROST in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge match.
GATTILIAN savagely defeated UKKO in a 2 minute gruesome expert's Challenge melee.
GALAPAGOS vanquished MARSH FELLOW in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
SNAEGH vanquished JACK MCCHOW in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
DOOR DINGS luckily beat ICHABOD CRANE in a popular 3 minute expert's Challenge match.
FLYING DUTCHMAN demolished WARSTRIKE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
RUSTY SABITCH overcame WISCONSIN in a exciting 1 minute Challenge contest.
LADY MACDEATH demolished JESSICA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
UNDK was overcome by GRATEFUL DEAD in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge conflict.
PERRO MASON was defeated by ARIANA in a action packed 6 minute Challenge struggle.
ROCK OF AGES was viciously subdued by HUMAN BEAN in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
RAINBOW DASH devastated RIME-ANCIENT MARINER in a 4 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
RUNNING FREE beat STUNTMAN in a 3 minute Challenge match.
RUSTBELT was savagely defeated by CHOPPER in a 1 minute Challenge conflict.
BRAVE NEW WORLD executed LONESOME FOX in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
CHICAGO demolished SNOW in a 6 minute uneven Challenge bout.
SLOPPY JOE vanquished LORD BATTLESTONE in a 3 minute mismatched Challenge fray.
BUBBLES was savagely defeated by HMS CENTURIAN in a 6 minute Challenge fight.
PATHFINDER defeated CHRISTINA in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
TENDERHOOF was overpowered by IT GUY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
ZIPPORWHILL outlasted BIG DUMMY in a dull 11 minute Challenge duel.
FAMILY RECIPE savagely defeated RAGE in a 2 minute brutal Challenge fray.
JOE TWITCH was handily defeated by SHADOW in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
PT STUD defeated MYRINA in a 2 minute beginner's Challenge fight.
BROGAN handily defeated SKETCHY JEFF in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
GRUNT was subdued by ARISTOPHANES in a exciting 3 minute novice's Challenge fight.
ARTHUR BREMER beat BUTTER BAR in a exciting 3 minute beginner's Challenge bout.
TED BUNDY bested NASTY SAND DANCER in a 2 minute novice's Challenge duel.
EDMUND KEMPER bested PORTLY FELLOW in a exciting 3 minute bloody Challenge battle.
ARYA beat IMA PIMP in a 3 minute novice's Challenge fray.
SYLVIA PLATH savagely defeated THE HOUND in a 2 minute amateur's Challenge match.
DRAXON won victory over OCTO REX in a 4 minute novice's Challenge bout.
GARY RIDGEWAY was vanquished by LYRATH in a 1 minute brutal mismatched Challenge bout.
PELOSI was handily defeated by IMA SLAYA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
THEON luckily beat SARGE in a 3 minute gruesome beginner's Challenge battle.
SCANDAL SAVAGE was devastated by TICKET TAKER in a 1 minute mismatched Title match.
NANU NANU was vanquished by A CHEERLEADER in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
PROWLER slimly lost to BOMBAY BIKE CLUB in a action packed 4 minute master's match.
EIRE was subdued by EDGAR ALLAN POE in a 1 minute match.
SWISS ALP was defeated by BENDER in a 2 minute battle.
MONGOLIA overpowered BOULDER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
WRATHCHILD overpowered A REPORTER in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
MAITRE BOULANGER handily defeated ATTICUS PINSCHER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
LE FOURNER subdued PAIN MAIDEN in a exciting 1 minute conflict.
L'APPRENTI demolished SPECTRE in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
AN ARENA DOCTOR was overpowered by RASAM in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
SECURITY GUARD put to death SALMAN in a 2 minute bloody match.
USKURNTAI was demolished by NIKKI in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
MELISSA overpowered LORD KNIGHTMARE in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
ALPHA REV subdued BISHOP in a 2 minute contest.
BUTTERSCOTHCH BASHER devastated QUATAN in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
LEATHER NECK slimly won victory over SHRIMP SCAMP in a popular 5 minute bloody fight.
VADER handily defeated LOHENGRIN in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
BLOW OUT was overpowered by THE JOKER in a 1 minute uneven fight.
NIMROD CAIN was subdued by THE MOUNTAIN in a exciting 6 minute conflict.
OZARKS was viciously subdued by ALDON in a unpopular 10 minute gory bout.
KELLI overpowered IMA GETCHA in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided brawl.
KIT KAT KATANA was vanquished by POWERSLAVE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
GERALDINE defeated YAMATO in a 2 minute fight.
BEETLE won victory over ADHDIVA in a 4 minute novice's duel.
KALROTH demolished FREDDY in a 1 minute uneven battle.
SCARFACE RON was narrowly defeated by TWISTED in a 3 minute amateur's fight.
CLAWRENCE DARROW demolished VIRGIL in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
POTHOLE was beaten by NO WASHER FLUID in a 3 minute novice's match.
DEVIL DOG overpowered KIT KAT in a popular 5 minute bloody one-sided fight.
MIKE was vanquished by AMMOZON in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
THE FEVER DREAMER was viciously subdued by WONKA WRECKING BALL in a 4 minute match.
KARRIANA was subdued by FEEDER in a action packed 1 minute novice's fight.
STICKY SITUATION was handily defeated by BLACK AND WHITE in a 1 minute match.
PRISM GLIDER slaughtered IMA SLACKA in a 1 minute uneven match.
HAPPY AND SAD savagely defeated CAR SEAT HEADREST in a 3 minute brutal amateur's bout.
ODD AND EVEN handily defeated TAFFY RESERVOIR in a 1 minute uneven conflict.
TRUMP AND TRUTH subdued TIRPITZ in a 2 minute amateur's bout.
EXTRA USAGE overpowered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
RICH AND POOR was demolished by ARTY in a 1 minute gory uneven fight.
LEMON savagely defeated BONKERS in a 2 minute brutal fray.
GUMMI BEAR GAVEL bested HAPPY WHEAL in a 2 minute bout.
BLUE HORSESHOE was demolished by MASTER GUNS in a 1 minute uneven bout.
MAN ABOUT TOWN was viciously subdued by MID UNDO in a 2 minute beginner's match.
BIRTHDAY CAKE luckily beat TENDER TAPS in a crowd pleasing 3 minute novice's duel.
CHOKE-A-LOTS devastated MUTTON HONEY in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
CARAMEL CUDGEL defeated MOJO JOJO in a crowd pleasing 3 minute fight.
HIT A POLE was handily defeated by IMPERIA PAYNE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
USURP IDOL overpowered PETIT PAIN in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
THE VEAL DEAL outwaited A HAMMER FAVORITE in a tiresome 13 minute amateur's fight.
LIVE CATTLE viciously subdued ORFEO HART in a popular 4 minute beginner's contest.
LEAN HOG was bested by DR. EVIL in a 3 minute novice's bout.
RECON handily defeated BATTLE WAGON in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
SANDTIGER won victory over GLUTEN FREE in a 2 minute amateur's bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                 35         PARRY-LUNGE       11 -   8 -  0      58  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  32         AIMED BLOW        25 -  19 -  0      57  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  26         PARRY-RIPOSTE     10 -   9 -  0      53  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     23         LUNGING ATTACK    47 -  45 -  5      51  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 20         WALL OF STEEL     32 -  33 -  3      49  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   20         TOTAL PARRY       33 -  35 -  1      49  |
|AIMED BLOW                      13         STRIKING ATTACK   44 -  58 -  1      43  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      8         BASHING ATTACK    34 -  45 -  3      43  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    6         PARRY-STRIKE       7 -  10 -  0      41  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         SLASHING ATTACK   26 -  41 -  1      39  |

Turn 385 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  0     TOTAL PARRY       11 - 12         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
PARRY-LUNGE        5 -  3     BASHING ATTACK    12 - 14         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK   19 - 16     SLASHING ATTACK    8 - 12         1  STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         7 -  6     WALL OF STEEL      8 - 12         1  BASHING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  3                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    
LUNGING ATTACK    16 - 16                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                                                                1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-LUNGE      TICKET TAKER 2522           2   1  0  124 AVID FANS (65)
LUNGING ATTACK   A CHEERLEADER 1092         12   9  1  182 AVID FANS (65)
STRIKING ATTACK  DEAD BATTERY 5248          10   5  1  115 BASH BROS CARS (562)
BASHING ATTACK   GATTILIAN 5006             18  11  4  105 TIME STALLYANS (547)
TOTAL PARRY      DOOR DINGS 5247            19  14  0   93 BASH BROS CARS (562)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    MAITRE BOULANGER 4888       7   3  0   92 LA BOULANGE (533)
SLASHING ATTACK  NANU NANU 5227             14   4  0   91 CSU COLLEGE RADIO (561)
WALL OF STEEL    UKKO 4780                  12   4  1   91 GOING BERSERK (527)
AIMED BLOW       SCANDAL SAVAGE 4753        18   8  1   90 DARQUE FORCES (428)
PARRY-STRIKE     SNAEGH 4792                21   8  0   88 GOING BERSERK (527)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SNAEGH 4792.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
HMS CENTURIAN 5068.  The ten other most popular fighters were ICHABOD CRANE 4352, 
LIVE CATTLE 5253, ARIANA 3500, RAINBOW DASH 5143, GRUNT 5148, WONKA WRECKING BALL 
5032, SLOPPY JOE 4797, EDMUND KEMPER 5058, LEATHER NECK 4976, and DEVIL DOG 4975.

The least popular fighter this week was THE VEAL DEAL 5251.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were A HAMMER FAVORITE 5274, ZIPPORWHILL 5138, OZARKS 5046, BIG 
DUMMY 5087, ALDON 5120, THE MOUNTAIN 4969, BATTLE WAGON 5275, PETIT PAIN 5054, MUTTON 
HONEY 5254, and BIRTHDAY CAKE 5037.

                     PAYMENTS BY CHECK AND MONEY ORDER -- CHANGE

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money order drawn off a non-US bank, even if it is in US Funds.  We were just informed 
by our bank that the fee to process these checks is $40, which is crazy high!

Many apologies to our foreign players, but you will need to either get a check from a 
US bank (Chase, Citigroup, etc.) or pay via credit card.