DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 08/16/2017 Duedate: 09/12/2017
STORMCROWE ARENA
DM-45 TURN-388
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
A CHEERLEADER
AVID FANS (65)
(45-1092) [14-10-1,186]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
A CHEERLEADER RAINBOW DASH
AVID FANS (65) PONY BRIGADE (558)
(45-1092) [14-10-1,186] (45-5143) [7-1-1,79]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
GATTILIAN USKURNTAI
TIME STALLYANS (547) GOING BERSERK (527)
(45-5006) [21-11-4,126] (45-4886) [3-6-0,23]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
BASH BROS CARS (562)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. PONY BRIGADE (558) 52
2. BOTTOM OF THE WORLD (301) 44 INTERNATIONAL (554)
3. INTERNATIONAL (554) 42 Unchartered Team
4. CSU COLLEGE RADIO (561) 38
5. WRATHMEN 1.1 (543) 33 WRATHMEN 1.1 (543)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 INTERNATIONAL (554) 56 27 6 67.5 1/ 2 BASH BROS CARS (562) 11 3 0
2/ 2 DARQUE FORCES (428) 550 330 34 62.5 2/ 3 AVID FANS (65) 11 4 1
3/ 3 CSU COLLEGE RADIO (561) 59 37 1 61.5 3/ 4 SHEWISH BUFFET (520) 10 4 0
4/ 4 LAW DOGS (555) 32 21 1 60.4 4/ 1 TIME STALLYANS (547) 10 5 1
5- 5*RUNEMASTERS (553) 9 6 1 60.0 5/13 INTERNATIONAL (554) 10 5 1
6/13*WRATHMEN 1.1 (543) 19 13 1 59.4 6/ 5 BATTLE SHIPS (552) 9 6 1
7/ 6 PHANTOM REGIMENT (496) 73 51 3 58.9 7/16*PONY BRIGADE (558) 9 6 1
8/ 8 BASH BROS CARS (562) 60 42 1 58.8 8/15 OTIS LIKES LUNGERS (565) 9 6 0
9/18*IMA BUBBA 2 (541) 14 10 0 58.3 9/ 7 PHANTOM REGIMENT (496) 9 6 0
10/ 7 GOING BERSERK (527) 68 50 7 57.6 10/ 8*ICE-N-FIRE (544) 9 6 0
11/11*ICE-N-FIRE (544) 20 15 1 57.1 11/ 9*NOV FUN 14 (559) 9 6 0
12/12*NOV FUN 14 (559) 12 9 0 57.1 12/14 CSU COLLEGE RADIO (561) 9 6 0
13/15 AVID FANS (65) 202 172 21 54.0 13/23 THE MENTORS RIDE (550) 8 6 0
14/ 9*BIG LAKE KILLERS (551) 14 12 2 53.8 14/18 GOING BERSERK (527) 8 7 2
15/14 OTIS LIKES LUNGERS (565) 24 21 1 53.3 15/10*VILLAINS WE LOVE (537) 8 7 1
16-16 MIKES HEROES (509) 42 37 2 53.2 16/21*WRATHMEN 1.1 (543) 8 7 1
17/17 YUPPIE HORDE (560) 187 168 11 52.7 17/19 LAW DOGS (555) 8 7 1
18/10*FORCE OF FIVE (539) 18 17 1 51.4 18/12 LA BOULANGE (533) 8 7 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19/19 TIME STALLYANS (547) 81 78 11 50.9 19/ 6 SIMPLETONS (424) 8 7 0
20/21 SHEWISH BUFFET (520) 115 113 8 50.4 20/25*FORCE OF FIVE (539) 8 7 0
21/22 WOB AFW (556) 30 31 1 49.2 21/35*IMA BUBBA 2 (541) 7 1 0
22/34*PONY BRIGADE (558) 16 17 2 48.5 22/20*CANDY CRUSHERS (534) 7 8 1
23/30*CANDY CRUSHERS (534) 14 15 1 48.3 23/30*PAIN AND PLEASURE (564) 7 8 1
24/23 SIMPLETONS (424) 22 25 1 46.8 24/33 DARQUE FORCES (428) 7 8 0
25/25 MAIDEN JAPAN (504) 45 52 3 46.4 25/24 WOB AFW (556) 7 8 0
26/24*PAIN AND PLEASURE (564) 12 14 1 46.2 26/29*OTTODROME XLV (549) 6 8 0
27/29 LA BOULANGE (533) 34 43 0 44.2 27/31*FREE CANDY (540) 6 9 2
28/27 DEAD POETS (548) 43 55 3 43.9 28/11*BIG LAKE KILLERS (551) 6 9 1
29/31 THE MENTORS RIDE (550) 27 35 1 43.5 29/37*ABATTOIR 5 BLADES (535) 5 10 0
30/33*MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE (557) 8 12 0 40.0 30/26*HOWLIN SLAUGHTER (563) 5 10 0
31/26*HOWLIN SLAUGHTER (563) 8 12 0 40.0 31/39*BOTTOM OF THE WORL (301) 4 6 0
32/28*OTTODROME XLV (549) 8 13 0 38.1 32/36 YUPPIE HORDE (560) 4 11 1
33/32 BATTLE SHIPS (552) 19 31 2 38.0 33/17 DEAD POETS (548) 4 11 1
34/37*VILLAINS WE LOVE (537) 11 18 1 37.9 34/32*MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE (557) 4 11 0
35/36*FREE CANDY (540) 8 14 2 36.4 35/22*1ST DIVISION (545) 4 11 0
36/35*3RD MECH (546) 8 16 0 33.3 36/34*3RD MECH (546) 3 9 0
37/38*1ST DIVISION (545) 8 19 0 29.6 37/28 MAIDEN JAPAN (504) 3 10 0
38/39*ABATTOIR 5 BLADES (535) 6 19 0 24.0 38-27*RUNEMASTERS (553) 2 3 0
39/40*BOTTOM OF THE WORL (301) 7 25 0 21.9 39-40 MIKES HEROES (509) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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STORMCROWE SLAUGHTERHOUSE V
TURN 3 SCORING REPORT
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SQUAD NAME -- TURN 3 SCORE = TOTAL SCORE
Shewish Drive Thru 64 = 85 Phantom Blades 44 = 51
Dead Time 54 = 81 The Database Editors 38 = 50
F.R.O.G.Z. 55 = 64 Pain in the Otis 28 = 46
G-Vegas Gigolos 58 = 64 The Deplorables 48 = 46
Captains of Industry 51 = 63 TWiX 28 = 43
Alternate Facts 51 = 58 MAGA 40 = 39
Conscrips 33 = 56 Rough Necks 34 = 35
F/X 44 = 56 Rune Force 23 = 29
Bobs and Wolves 42 = 55 Cannibal Specters 20 = 16
Silent But Deadly 40 = 51 T-Rotten* (-10) =(-10)
*T-Rotten has been inactive since the start of the contest. I will be excluding them
from future scoring. In the unlikely event they become active, I will add them back
to the list.
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From the various comments, I believe the TOGS turn was the LEAST popular one so far.
Not too many people cared for writing spotlights (and some of you didn't even bother).
The rankings are close and there could be some small shifts this turn with the low
scoring module of the Battle Royal. Good luck to all.
As noted, this turn will be scored using the Battle Royal rules from Talcama.
+1 Win
+1 Kill
-1 Loss
-1 Death
NO AVOIDS (Any team that issues avoids will be penalized -10 points).
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Next turn will be an (Un)Popularity Contest. Points will be awarded based solely upon
the popularity and unpopularity of a warrior. It will not pay to be average next
turn! You want the audience to LOVE you or HATE you!
+11 for Turn's Most Popular with a descending point award for most popular warriors'
list (e.g. +10 for second most popular, + 9 for third most popular, etc) Only warriors
listed on the most popular list will score points (between +11 and +1).
+11 for Turn's Least Popular with a descending point award for least popular warriors'
list (e.g. +10 for second least popular, + 9 for third least popular, etc) Only
warriors listed on the least popular list will score points (between +11 and +1).
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Good luck to everyone! As always, any questions can be directed to Master Darque
concerning the contest, scoring, and rule clarifications.
-- Master Darque
SSV Moderator
SPY REPORT
Greetings warriors! It is I, Zontani Sharp Eyes, here to bring report of the
clash and bustle of the weekly STORMCROWE games. Former top team TIME STALLYANS was
unseated this week as BASH BROS CARS moved up from 2nd ranking to take the top spot
with a 4-0-0 record for the round. SIMPLETONS bore the brunt of major assault on
their standings this week as they dropped to 19th position as the result of going
2-3-0! I have begun to suspect trickery on the part of IMA BUBBA 2. How else weeks
like this one's 4-1-0? How else the sudden move to 21st team? My tutors were fond
of telling me that the higher you rise the harder you fall. This week BIG LAKE
KILLERS went 2-3-0 and fell 17 notches into 28th! DEAD POETS bore the brunt of major
assault on their standings this week as they dropped to 33rd position as the result
of going 1-4-0! My tutors were fond of telling me that the higher you rise the
harder you fall. This week 1ST DIVISION went 1-4-0 and fell 13 notches into 35th!
My praise to WRATHMEN 1.1 for their 4-1-1 week this time out. Indeed, it was a
skillfully fought round deserving of notice! EIRE caught the eye of many in the
gladiatorial commission as she skillfully bested SLOPPY JOE and was awarded 27 points
in recognition. In one of the week's more notable duels, BOMBAY BIKE CLUB put down
JACK MCCHOW, causing him to lose 16 points of recognition in the process. Unwilling
to wait upon the will of others, Duelmaster TICKET TAKER Dark Arena Challenged DARK
CHAMPION last week in a match to decide the fate of the throne. Although DARK
CHAMPION made a valiant effort, it did not suffice to topple the reign of victorious
TICKET TAKER. Informants "close" to the city champion have told me that he never
fights without pantyhose on beneath his armor. Watch out!
I have been in deep conclave with my spies who watched all that has recently
transpired. Indeed there is much I would report. My inside sources tell me that the
team to beat in STORMCROWE these days is ABATTOIR 5 BLADES. At least, most blades in
town are looking to avoid them. Apparently the stalwarts of THE MENTORS RIDE are
catching the bulk of jests down at the challenging board for their large share of the
avoids. Mighty fighters cannot but expect competition from those below. BUTTER BAR
take warning! You have more than a few enemies in STORMCROWE. As a gladiator gets
older, the icy grip of fear lays hold of his heart. True, DOOR DINGS? Who could
miss your "brave" challenge of BENDER? Few would not have guessed the outcome of the
bout as BENDER lost to DOOR DINGS. Is this what passes for courage in STORMCROWE?
For some warriors honor is not important--only empty victory. See, gladiators, how
GALAPAGOS of INTERNATIONAL challenged down 36 points to MAITRE BOULANGER. The weight
of the challenge fell hard upon MAITRE BOULANGER and predictably he lost to
GALAPAGOS. This is how to arouse the anger of an entire guild! RUSTY SABITCH must
really be harboring a grudge against the BATTLE SHIPS guild! Merciless, 21
challenged down WISCONSIN points this week to duel with he. The Fates are not kind
to the cowardly, as evidenced by the fact that RUSTY SABITCH was subdued by
WISCONSIN. And who can now doubt that WISCONSIN is a hardy opponent? For some
warriors honor is not important--only empty victory. See, gladiators, how NO WASHER
FLUID of BASH BROS CARS challenged down 19 points to LIVE CATTLE. All the city knows
the duel went in favor of NO WASHER FLUID. I shall not fail to spread the word in
other cities of this "mighty" victory. As a gladiator gets older, the icy grip of
fear lays hold of hers heart. True, FAMILY RECIPE? Who could miss your "brave"
challenge of GRUNT? The weight of the challenge fell hard upon GRUNT and predictably
he was defeated by FAMILY RECIPE. This is how to arouse the anger of an entire
guild! For some warriors honor is not important--only empty victory. See,
gladiators, how BUBBLES of FORCE OF FIVE challenged down 18 points to ARYA. Few
would not have guessed the outcome of the bout as ARYA lost to BUBBLES. Is this what
passes for courage in STORMCROWE? A match that raised a few eyebrows at the games
this week, it seems that JOE TWITCH posted a challenge against the more highly
recognized ATTICUS PINSCHER. The results, you ask? Well, the firebrand JOE TWITCH
was bested by ATTICUS PINSCHER. Remember warriors, this is the discipline of steel.
Vendettas. Bloodied blades and broken spears. Indeed the city has seen more
than its fair share of red in recent times. TICKET TAKER has sworn to take up
religion upon living to tell of his recent bout with the Dark Arena horrors. A rare
thing indeed! I have seen warriors die in youth. I have seen creatures cut down in
their prime. This week OTIS LIKES LUNGERS must mourn the loss of 6-4-0 LIKES ME to
PONY BRIGADE. I must report the passing of SLOPPY JOE, veteran of many duels.
8-13-0 final record His was not illustrious--but death plays no favorites. This week
in mortal passion EIRE let the blood of SLOPPY JOE, sending one more soul into the
void. Retribution by SHEWISH BUFFET seems inevitable! KARRIANA must hold silent,
for this week she was humbled in the arena by a successful Bloodfeud won by KIT KAT
KATANA of CANDY CRUSHERS. Hail KIT KAT KATANA for thy victory! Walk proud, warriors
of PONY BRIGADE! By striking down TED BUNDY you have avenged the honor of your dead.
Your virtue is known to all in STORMCROWE. My hearty congratulations EXTRA USAGE,
for thy revenge upon BATTLE WAGON, slayer of thy fallen comrade. Next time he will
know better, eh? Some say a warrior is judged by the way he bears arms. One thing
is sure, better a dagger in hand then a sword on the belt!
A thought before I go. Each warrior practices one style, but must not the wise
manager learn the secrets of them all? Sadly warriors, now longer can I keep thy
company nor savor the ale of thy fine city. Depart I must and soon! Till we meet
again, remember: a turtle walks slow, hides head in a shell, and harms no one; a
lion runs to slay its prey.-- Zontani Sharp Eyes
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
A CHEERLEADER 1092 14 10 1 186 AVID FANS (65)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GALAPAGOS 5101 14 5 1 140 INTERNATIONAL (554)
GATTILIAN 5006 21 11 4 126 TIME STALLYANS (547)
UKKO 4780 15 4 1 120 GOING BERSERK (527)
DOOR DINGS 5247 22 14 0 112 BASH BROS CARS (562)
PROWLER 4350 15 9 0 111 PHANTOM REGIMENT (496)
DEAD BATTERY 5248 11 7 1 110 BASH BROS CARS (562)
MARSH FELLOW 4815 10 4 1 108 SHEWISH BUFFET (520)
PTOMAINE 5002 19 13 2 101 TIME STALLYANS (547)
ROBERT FROST 5021 13 5 2 98 DEAD POETS (548)
MAITRE BOULANGER 4888 7 6 0 95 LA BOULANGE (533)
FLYING DUTCHMAN 4469 13 7 0 94 PHANTOM REGIMENT (496)
WISCONSIN 5079 8 2 1 91 BATTLE SHIPS (552)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ICHABOD CRANE 4352 14 8 2 90 PHANTOM REGIMENT (496)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BOMBAY BIKE CLUB 5214 9 6 0 88 CSU COLLEGE RADIO (561)
SHARPER IMAGE 5173 10 12 1 87 YUPPIE HORDE (560)
-SVAMPBOB 4510 8 3 0 86 MIKES HEROES (509)
SCANDAL SAVAGE 4753 20 9 1 83 DARQUE FORCES (428)
MONGOLIA 5100 9 1 1 83 INTERNATIONAL (554)
HUMAN BEAN 4853 8 1 0 81 SHEWISH BUFFET (520)
CHOPPER 5044 5 3 1 80 THE MENTORS RIDE (550)
RAINBOW DASH 5143 7 1 1 79 PONY BRIGADE (558)
-PINGU 4439 7 9 0 78 MIKES HEROES (509)
WAR MAIDEN 4743 18 15 1 76 DARQUE FORCES (428)
BENDER 4804 6 3 0 75 SIMPLETONS (424)
LE FOURNER 4895 8 7 0 73 LA BOULANGE (533)
ALPHA REV 5213 8 1 1 71 CSU COLLEGE RADIO (561)
RUSTY SABITCH 5111 7 2 0 69 LAW DOGS (555)
FOMO 5172 13 9 0 67 YUPPIE HORDE (560)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
EIRE 5097 8 3 2 66 INTERNATIONAL (554)
AN ARENA DOCTOR 4175 13 16 1 64 AVID FANS (65)
LADY MACDEATH 4774 12 9 1 64 DARQUE FORCES (428)
ME TOO 5267 6 4 0 64 OTIS LIKES LUNGERS (565)
JACK MCCHOW 5104 9 5 0 63 LAW DOGS (555)
A REPORTER 4758 9 5 1 62 AVID FANS (65)
GRATEFUL DEAD 4525 6 11 0 61 PHANTOM REGIMENT (496)
RUNNING FREE 4406 11 9 0 58 MAIDEN JAPAN (504)
WRATHCHILD 4407 10 11 0 58 MAIDEN JAPAN (504)
L'APPRENTI 4898 8 8 0 57 LA BOULANGE (533)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-STORABOLLEN 4509 10 5 2 56 MIKES HEROES (509)
SPECTRE 4651 3 2 0 55 PHANTOM REGIMENT (496)
CHRISTINA 4957 5 1 0 54 WRATHMEN 1.1 (543)
SWISS ALP 5098 10 6 2 52 INTERNATIONAL (554)
SECURITY GUARD 4825 6 4 1 52 AVID FANS (65)
ATTICUS PINSCHER 5110 6 3 0 51 LAW DOGS (555)
ROCK OF AGES 5096 11 10 0 50 INTERNATIONAL (554)
RIME-ANCIENT MARINER 4496 8 4 0 49 MAIDEN JAPAN (504)
NIKKI 4954 3 4 0 49 WRATHMEN 1.1 (543)
INSOLENT FURY 5169 10 3 1 47 YUPPIE HORDE (560)
BOULDER 5215 6 6 0 47 CSU COLLEGE RADIO (561)
PAIN MAIDEN 5266 4 2 0 46 PAIN AND PLEASURE (564)
BRAVE NEW WORLD 4453 5 13 3 44 MAIDEN JAPAN (504)
-KEJSAREN 4584 7 6 0 43 MIKES HEROES (509)
UNDK 4872 5 4 1 43 GOING BERSERK (527)
NOT ME 5271 3 5 0 43 OTIS LIKES LUNGERS (565)
RUSTBELT 4931 4 3 1 42 FORCE OF FIVE (539)
CHICAGO 4801 5 2 0 41 SIMPLETONS (424)
RASAM 5117 4 4 0 41 WOB AFW (556)
PERRO MASON 5109 6 7 0 40 LAW DOGS (555)
IMA SLAYA 4946 4 1 0 40 IMA BUBBA 2 (541)
EDGAR ALLAN POE 5016 6 9 0 39 DEAD POETS (548)
ALDON 5120 5 0 0 39 WOB AFW (556)
VADER 4914 3 2 0 39 VILLAINS WE LOVE (537)
A FUNKY NIGHTMARE 4905 3 2 0 39 ABATTOIR 5 BLADES (535)
SARA JANE MOORE 5061 4 1 1 38 BIG LAKE KILLERS (551)
KELLI 4955 5 1 0 37 WRATHMEN 1.1 (543)
EXTRA USAGE 5152 4 0 0 37 NOV FUN 14 (559)
BISHOP 5116 6 2 0 36 WOB AFW (556)
CLAWRENCE DARROW 5105 4 1 1 35 LAW DOGS (555)
THE JOKER 4916 3 3 0 35 VILLAINS WE LOVE (537)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SNOW 4971 5 2 1 33 ICE-N-FIRE (544)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BLACK AND WHITE 5137 3 1 0 33 MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE (557)
OCTO REX 5090 2 2 0 33 BOTTOM OF THE WORLD (301)
CHOKE-A-LOTS 4936 3 1 1 32 FREE CANDY (540)
JOE TWITCH 4934 3 4 0 32 FORCE OF FIVE (539)
PATHFINDER 4988 6 3 1 31 TIME STALLYANS (547)
ME EITHER 5268 6 3 0 31 OTIS LIKES LUNGERS (565)
FAMILY RECIPE 4854 5 2 0 31 SHEWISH BUFFET (520)
KIT KAT KATANA 4901 4 2 1 31 CANDY CRUSHERS (534)
PRISM GLIDER 5146 3 1 1 31 PONY BRIGADE (558)
BUBBLES 4935 5 2 0 30 FORCE OF FIVE (539)
NO WASHER FLUID 5233 4 0 0 30 BASH BROS CARS (562)
QUATAN 4887 4 5 0 29 GOING BERSERK (527)
EDMUND KEMPER 5058 4 1 0 29 BIG LAKE KILLERS (551)
AMMOZON 5256 3 1 0 29 DARQUE FORCES (428)
IMA GETCHA 4944 5 1 0 28 IMA BUBBA 2 (541)
OZARKS 5046 5 3 0 28 THE MENTORS RIDE (550)
LEATHER NECK 4976 3 2 0 28 1ST DIVISION (545)
BLOW OUT 5043 3 8 0 28 THE MENTORS RIDE (550)
LEMON 5241 3 1 0 28 BASH BROS CARS (562)
ZIPPORWHILL 5138 3 2 0 28 PONY BRIGADE (558)
THEON 5056 5 1 0 27 ICE-N-FIRE (544)
SYLVIA PLATH 5008 3 2 0 27 DEAD POETS (548)
-HIT A POLE 5231 2 1 0 27 BASH BROS CARS (562)
NIMROD CAIN 4963 2 2 0 26 BOTTOM OF THE WORLD (301)
HAPPY AND SAD 5136 2 2 0 26 MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE (557)
GLUTEN FREE 5053 3 1 0 25 LA BOULANGE (533)
DEVIL DOG 4975 2 3 0 25 1ST DIVISION (545)
BATTLE WAGON 5275 2 2 1 24 BATTLE SHIPS (552)
BUTTERSCOTCH BASHER 4903 2 4 0 24 CANDY CRUSHERS (534)
MELISSA 4953 2 4 0 24 WRATHMEN 1.1 (543)
HAPPY WHEAL 5150 2 2 0 24 NOV FUN 14 (559)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
THE MOUNTAIN 4969 5 2 0 23 ICE-N-FIRE (544)
ME THREE 5270 3 5 1 23 OTIS LIKES LUNGERS (565)
USKURNTAI 4886 3 6 0 23 GOING BERSERK (527)
IT GUY 4959 3 2 0 23 SIMPLETONS (424)
GUMMI BEAR GAVEL 5089 3 1 0 23 CANDY CRUSHERS (534)
DR. EVIL 5041 3 1 0 23 VILLAINS WE LOVE (537)
ODD AND EVEN 5135 2 2 0 23 MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE (557)
PETIT PAIN 5054 2 2 0 23 LA BOULANGE (533)
CARAMEL CUDGEL 4900 2 2 0 22 CANDY CRUSHERS (534)
STICKY SITUATION 4904 1 4 0 22 ABATTOIR 5 BLADES (535)
STUNTMAN 4932 4 3 0 21 FORCE OF FIVE (539)
SCARFACE RON 5065 2 2 0 21 BOTTOM OF THE WORLD (301)
THE FEVER DREAMER 4906 2 3 0 21 ABATTOIR 5 BLADES (535)
TED BUNDY 5059 3 2 1 20 BIG LAKE KILLERS (551)
CAR SEAT HEADREST 5210 2 2 0 20 CSU COLLEGE RADIO (561)
-LYRATH 5092 2 1 0 20 RUNEMASTERS (553)
FREDDY 4920 1 3 0 20 VILLAINS WE LOVE (537)
HMS CENTURIAN 5068 4 1 0 19 BATTLE SHIPS (552)
PORTLY FELLOW 5035 2 3 0 19 OTTODROME XLV (549)
PEZ PULVERIZER 5287 2 0 0 19 CANDY CRUSHERS (534)
BEETLE 5157 4 1 0 18 3RD MECH (546)
PELOSI 5165 3 2 1 18 SIMPLETONS (424)
BLUE HORSESHOE 5039 2 2 0 18 OTTODROME XLV (549)
SKETCHY JEFF 5036 1 3 0 18 OTTODROME XLV (549)
BONKERS 4938 0 4 0 18 FREE CANDY (540)
YAMATO 5083 2 3 0 17 BATTLE SHIPS (552)
LEAN HOG 5255 2 2 0 17 HOWLIN SLAUGHTER (563)
MAN ABOUT TOWN 5038 1 3 0 17 OTTODROME XLV (549)
THE VEAL DEAL 5251 3 1 0 16 HOWLIN SLAUGHTER (563)
KARRIANA 5260 2 3 1 16 PAIN AND PLEASURE (564)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TWISTED 5113 2 2 0 16 WOB AFW (556)
RICH AND POOR 5133 0 4 0 16 MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE (557)
IMPERIA PAYNE 5085 2 2 1 15 FREE CANDY (540)
LOHENGRIN 4933 2 5 0 15 FORCE OF FIVE (539)
UPTOWN FUNK 5168 0 3 0 15 YUPPIE HORDE (560)
NASTY SAND DANCER 4907 0 5 0 15 ABATTOIR 5 BLADES (535)
MOCHIZUKI CHIYOME 5283 2 1 0 14 TIME STALLYANS (547)
BIRTHDAY CAKE 5037 2 2 0 14 OTTODROME XLV (549)
-SHRIMP SCAMP 4855 1 5 0 14 SHEWISH BUFFET (520)
TRUMP AND TRUTH 5134 1 3 0 14 MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE (557)
SHAERYA 5305 1 0 0 14 PAIN AND PLEASURE (564)
THE HOUND 4968 3 4 0 13 ICE-N-FIRE (544)
BATTLE FROG 5167 3 3 0 13 YUPPIE HORDE (560)
IMA PIMP 5062 3 1 0 13 IMA BUBBA 2 (541)
ARTHUR BREMER 5060 3 3 0 13 BIG LAKE KILLERS (551)
LIVE CATTLE 5253 2 2 0 13 HOWLIN SLAUGHTER (563)
DARK HELMET 5293 1 1 1 13 VILLAINS WE LOVE (537)
GINSU 5282 1 2 0 13 WOB AFW (556)
SANDTIGER 5273 2 2 0 12 TIME STALLYANS (547)
-DRAXON 5091 2 1 0 12 RUNEMASTERS (553)
REP #2 5297 1 0 1 12 WRATHMEN 1.1 (543)
-POTHOLE 5207 2 2 0 11 THE MENTORS RIDE (550)
ARYA 4972 2 5 0 11 ICE-N-FIRE (544)
-BROGAN 5095 2 1 0 11 RUNEMASTERS (553)
YAK 5296 1 0 1 11 GOING BERSERK (527)
TENDER TAPS 5139 1 3 0 11 PONY BRIGADE (558)
MASTER GUNS 5258 2 2 0 10 1ST DIVISION (545)
TIRPITZ 5276 1 3 0 10 BATTLE SHIPS (552)
MARE DO WELL 5303 1 0 0 10 PONY BRIGADE (558)
BLUEBERRY COBBLER 5307 1 0 0 10 NOV FUN 14 (559)
ARISTOPHANES 5103 2 3 0 9 DEAD POETS (548)
BIG DUMMY 5087 2 3 0 9 SIMPLETONS (424)
IMA KILLA 5298 1 0 0 9 IMA BUBBA 2 (541)
ARAVAE 5285 2 1 0 8 PAIN AND PLEASURE (564)
USURP IDOL 5151 2 2 0 8 NOV FUN 14 (559)
KIT KAT 5281 2 2 0 8 FREE CANDY (540)
-MYRINA 5094 1 2 0 8 RUNEMASTERS (553)
SATCHEL PUDDIN' 5284 1 1 0 8 BOTTOM OF THE WORLD (301)
MIKE 4927 0 4 0 8 BOTTOM OF THE WORLD (301)
PT STUD 5159 2 1 0 7 3RD MECH (546)
BUTTER BAR 5158 1 4 0 7 3RD MECH (546)
TAFFY RESERVOIR 5208 1 3 0 6 NOV FUN 14 (559)
FEEDER 5252 1 3 0 6 HOWLIN SLAUGHTER (563)
RECON 5259 1 3 0 6 1ST DIVISION (545)
ORFEO HART 5086 1 3 0 6 FREE CANDY (540)
VIRGIL 5280 1 3 0 6 DEAD POETS (548)
GRUNT 5148 0 5 0 5 1ST DIVISION (545)
SARGE 4978 0 5 0 5 3RD MECH (546)
MUTTON HONEY 5254 0 4 0 4 HOWLIN SLAUGHTER (563)
BRUCE BRENIZER 5294 0 2 0 2 BIG LAKE KILLERS (551)
EFFIE BOMB 5302 0 1 0 1 DARQUE FORCES (428)
OUTLAW XRAY 5301 0 1 0 1 3RD MECH (546)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
JAR HEAD 4973 0 1 0 1ST DIVISION 545 PELOSI 5165 384 NOT REVENGED
ARTY 5156 1 1 0 3RD MECH 546 CHOKE-A-LOTS 4936 386
A HAMMER FAVORIT 5274 0 4 0 ABATTOIR 5 BLADE 535 IMPERIA PAYNE 5085 388
THE POISON BLADE 4908 0 1 0 ABATTOIR 5 BLADE 535 SARA JANE MOORE 5061 384 NOT REVENGED
GARY RIDGEWAY 5057 0 3 0 BIG LAKE KILLERS 551 CLAWRENCE DARROW 5105 386
WONKA WRECKING B 5032 1 1 0 CANDY CRUSHERS 534 KARRIANA 5260 386 JUST REVENGED
BLAH 5306 0 1 0 CSU COLLEGE RADI 561 SPYMASTER 388 NONE
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
BEA LIGERENT 4812 5 6 0 DARQUE FORCES 428 RUSTBELT 4931 384 JUST REVENGED
PABLO NERUDA 5009 0 1 0 DEAD POETS 548 KALROTH 5093 384 REVENGED
IMA CHILLA 5299 0 1 0 IMA BUBBA 2 541 REP #2 5297 388
IMA SLACKA 5278 0 1 0 IMA BUBBA 2 541 PRISM GLIDER 5146 385 REVENGED
POWERSLAVE 5155 1 2 0 MAIDEN JAPAN 504 PATHFINDER 4988 386
MID UNDO 5153 2 1 0 NOV FUN 14 559 BATTLE WAGON 5275 387 JUST REVENGED
LIKES ME 5269 6 4 0 OTIS LIKES LUNGE 565 RAINBOW DASH 5143 388
GERALDINE 5263 3 1 0 PAIN AND PLEASUR 564 INSOLENT FURY 5169 387
HUMNOPE 5304 0 1 0 PAIN AND PLEASUR 564 BANDIT PRINCE 388 NONE
TENDERHOOF 5145 1 6 0 PONY BRIGADE 558 TED BUNDY 5059 387 JUST REVENGED
KALROTH 5093 2 1 1 RUNEMASTERS 553 ROBERT FROST 5021 386
SLOPPY JOE 4797 8 13 0 SHEWISH BUFFET 520 EIRE 5097 388
GAS 5300 0 1 0 THE MENTORS RIDE 550 YAK 5296 388
SHADOW 5047 4 4 0 THE MENTORS RIDE 550 UNDK 4872 387
LONESOME FOX 4989 3 5 0 TIME STALLYANS 547 BRAVE NEW WORLD 4453 385 JUST REVENGED
MOJO JOJO 5272 0 2 0 VILLAINS WE LOVE 537 KIT KAT KATANA 4901 386 REVENGED
SALMAN 5118 3 2 0 WOB AFW 556 SECURITY GUARD 4825 385
REP #1 5295 0 1 0 WRATHMEN 1.1 543 DARK HELMET 5293 387
PERSONAL ADS
A salute to Ticket Taker, Fine Warrior, Duelmaster Extraordinaire and New Lord
Protector. -- U. N.
Yer rong, Assur, me read yer spot; yer rite tho, it were bad. -- Hobo, Your friend
From Noblish Isle
Now, now, Assur. Someone read your dingy spot. I did! I agree, though; it was pretty
ho hum. -- U. N.
Hey, Assur, Smithy and I were checking in from your arena in DM31, and we were truly
surprised at how bad your spot was. It was as though you had Belinda write it for you.
Shame, shame. -- Lady Smith
Mr. Assur, I am sorry you were not a part of the Bad Guy Andorian Invasion of Aruak
City. It would have certainly made it easier for the Andorians. - Kennelworth,
Bulldogs and his friend U.N.
Alpha Rev, 1963 sends his fondest regards. (smirk) -- U. N.
Hammer, my friend, I am so glad you are here; aftera ll, we need something innocuous
for Den to mumble around about. -- U. N.
L'Apprenti, you cooked my goose! -- Rock Of Ages
Likes Me, you and Otis can ride on out on the white worm you rode in on. -- Eire
Not me, nor me. -- Swiss Alp
Robert Frost, you were much better at poetry, you know. -- Gallapagos
All, there were some very ingenious, funny and enjoyable spotlights written, Assur
excluded, of course. - U. N.
Big D -- I've used this team name since 1988 (back when you were rocking that a full
head of hair and singing along with your favorite metal band, Winger). Although I mix
it up with the warriors names I keep my team name the same so you know I'm beating you
in every arena we share(d) like 21, 28, 33, and after this turn I should be above you
in this arena. It's OK though, I know you like to take it from the bottom;) -- Your
Green Kryptonite Poison, Presstone
Ptomaine -- Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just need a rating and I should be gone from this
place. -- Scandal Savage
Chicago -- It was a bit of a crappy challenge, but sometimes you have to take the low
hanging fruit, especially in a contest. -- Lady MacDeath
Edmund Kemper -- Take your mommy issues somewhere else. You aren't going to find easy
co-ed pickings in this arena. -- Ammozon
Ukko -- Ugh. -- War Maiden
All -- I really enjoyed all the spotlights and personal ads. Good work! Even to
those of you that complained the most about it, y'all did good. -- Master Darque
Consortium -- Will you be giving out spotlight awards in the spirit of the TOGS from
days gone by? -- Master Darque
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
TICKET TAKER butchered DARK CHAMPION in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
BLAH was murdered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
HUMNOPE was murdered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 2 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
GATTILIAN devastated BRAVE NEW WORLD in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud contest.
SCANDAL SAVAGE overpowered RUSTBELT in a 2 minute bloody mismatched Bloodfeud match.
PRISM GLIDER viciously subdued TED BUNDY in a 2 minute bloody Bloodfeud fight.
EXTRA USAGE beat BATTLE WAGON in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory Bloodfeud brawl.
KIT KAT KATANA overcame KARRIANA in a 1 minute Bloodfeud melee.
ARTHUR BREMER was viciously subdued by CLAWRENCE DARROW in a 3 minute Bloodfeud duel.
PTOMAINE slimly lost to UKKO in a popular 3 minute brutal veteran's Challenge duel.
DOOR DINGS overcame BENDER in a 2 minute brutal veteran's Challenge bout.
ROBERT FROST was savagely defeated by PROWLER in a 6 minute Challenge competition.
GALAPAGOS demolished MAITRE BOULANGER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
SHARPER IMAGE handily defeated AN ARENA DOCTOR in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
RUSTY SABITCH was overpowered by WISCONSIN in a 1 minute uneven Challenge struggle.
FOMO was viciously subdued by CHOPPER in a 2 minute bloody Challenge bout.
BOMBAY BIKE CLUB devastated JACK MCCHOW in a 3 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
ALPHA REV beat L'APPRENTI in a popular 1 minute veteran's Challenge bout.
RAINBOW DASH easily killed LIKES ME in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
A REPORTER savagely defeated RIME-ANCIENT MARINER in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
BOULDER subdued EDGAR ALLAN POE in a action packed 1 minute Challenge bout.
ME TOO viciously subdued GRATEFUL DEAD in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge fray.
LADY MACDEATH demolished NOT ME in a action packed 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
ROCK OF AGES beat RASAM in a action packed 3 minute Challenge fight.
SWISS ALP overpowered AMMOZON in a action packed 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
UNDK was beaten by SPECTRE in a action packed 1 minute Challenge duel.
INSOLENT FURY was overpowered by LE FOURNER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
NIMROD CAIN was viciously subdued by CHICAGO in a exciting 4 minute Challenge duel.
NO WASHER FLUID defeated LIVE CATTLE in a 5 minute expert vs. novice Challenge duel.
FAMILY RECIPE demolished GRUNT in a 1 minute brutal one-sided Challenge fight.
ME EITHER was outlasted by PERRO MASON in a 7 minute Challenge bout.
STUNTMAN was handily defeated by A FUNKY NIGHTMARE in a 1 minute Challenge match.
JOE TWITCH was defeated by ATTICUS PINSCHER in a 1 minute Challenge struggle.
BUBBLES outlasted ARYA in a unpopular 14 minute brutal Challenge match.
OZARKS unbelievably bested USKURNTAI in a exciting 7 minute brutal Challenge fight.
EDMUND KEMPER handily defeated BIRTHDAY CAKE in a 2 minute uneven Challenge match.
LOHENGRIN was beaten by CARAMEL CUDGEL in a 3 minute Challenge bout.
SNOW won victory over IT GUY in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
GUMMI BEAR GAVEL overcame MAN ABOUT TOWN in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge match.
LEATHER NECK slimly won victory over YAMATO in a 3 minute gory Challenge match.
ZIPPORWHILL luckily beat BUTTERSCOTCH BASHER in a 6 minute Challenge duel.
SYLVIA PLATH demolished THE HOUND in a 1 minute bloody uneven Challenge conflict.
PEZ PULVERIZER defeated UPTOWN FUNK in a 2 minute Challenge brawl.
BLUE HORSESHOE was overpowered by CHOKE-A-LOTS in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
THE MOUNTAIN outwaited BIG DUMMY in a tiresome 12 minute Challenge match.
PT STUD was overpowered by PETIT PAIN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge battle.
KIT KAT was vanquished by DR. EVIL in a 3 minute gruesome one-sided Challenge bout.
VIRGIL was defeated by PELOSI in a exciting 1 minute beginner's Challenge competition.
MASTER GUNS was subdued by THE FEVER DREAMER in a 2 minute Challenge conflict.
IMPERIA PAYNE killed A HAMMER FAVORITE in a exciting 3 minute Challenge battle.
SANDTIGER was defeated by LEMON in a 1 minute amateur vs. master Challenge bout.
MUTTON HONEY was handily defeated by GINSU in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
BUTTER BAR was demolished by SCARFACE RON in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge battle.
HAPPY WHEAL overpowered NASTY SAND DANCER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
SATCHEL PUDDIN' subdued TAFFY RESERVOIR in a 5 minute amateur's Challenge contest.
TENDER TAPS savagely defeated ORFEO HART in a 2 minute gory amateur's Challenge duel.
RECON was overpowered by SKETCHY JEFF in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
ICHABOD CRANE was devastated by DEAD BATTERY in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
FLYING DUTCHMAN lost to A CHEERLEADER in a 1 minute master's Title match.
MONGOLIA was demolished by MARSH FELLOW in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
WAR MAIDEN bested WRATHCHILD in a 2 minute veteran's fight.
HUMAN BEAN viciously subdued VETERAN MERCENARY in a 2 minute gruesome match.
SLOPPY JOE was slaughtered by EIRE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
PATHFINDER was overpowered by CHRISTINA in a 1 minute uneven fight.
PAIN MAIDEN vanquished FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
NIKKI subdued THE JOKER in a 1 minute duel.
RUNNING FREE overpowered QUATAN in a 2 minute mismatched fight.
SECURITY GUARD subdued BLACK AND WHITE in a 1 minute duel.
ALDON bested DEVIL DOG in a 1 minute bout.
LEAN HOG was luckily beaten by BLOW OUT in a 2 minute gory novice vs. veteran match.
CAR SEAT HEADREST was luckily beaten by THEON in a action packed 6 minute brawl.
KELLI overpowered TRUMP AND TRUTH in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
MELISSA was demolished by SARA JANE MOORE in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
VADER demolished TWISTED in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
IMA SLAYA handily defeated BATTLE FROG in a 1 minute mismatched match.
IMA GETCHA slimly won victory over PORTLY FELLOW in a action packed 10 minute match.
HMS CENTURIAN was overpowered by OCTO REX in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
BISHOP handily defeated DARK HELMET in a 1 minute uneven conflict.
ODD AND EVEN subdued TIRPITZ in a 2 minute master vs. novice bout.
HAPPY AND SAD slimly won victory over MOCHIZUKI CHIYOME in a 2 minute match.
RICH AND POOR was narrowly defeated by BEETLE in a action packed 6 minute fight.
STICKY SITUATION overpowered FEEDER in a 1 minute uneven match.
ME THREE subdued MIKE in a 2 minute contest.
BONKERS was savagely defeated by FREDDY in a 1 minute brutal match.
THE VEAL DEAL won victory over ARAVAE in a action packed 5 minute novice's duel.
USURP IDOL was unbelievably bested by MARE DO WELL in a 3 minute beginner's match.
ARISTOPHANES was handily defeated by SHAERYA in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
IMA PIMP outlasted EFFIE BOMB in a popular 7 minute novice's bout.
GLUTEN FREE handily defeated SARGE in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
BRUCE BRENIZER was savagely defeated by IMA KILLA in a 4 minute novice's bout.
IMA CHILLA was assassinated by REP #2 in a action packed 1 minute one-sided contest.
GAS was slaughtered by YAK in a 1 minute uneven fight.
OUTLAW XRAY was devastated by BLUEBERRY COBBLER in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 35 PARRY-LUNGE 24 - 17 - 2 59 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 34 TOTAL PARRY 73 - 55 - 0 57 |
|TOTAL PARRY 22 AIMED BLOW 42 - 38 - 2 53 |
|BASHING ATTACK 22 WALL OF STEEL 57 - 58 - 3 50 |
|WALL OF STEEL 20 PARRY-STRIKE 10 - 11 - 0 48 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 20 LUNGING ATTACK 89 - 101 - 4 47 |
|AIMED BLOW 13 STRIKING ATTACK 91 - 104 - 8 47 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 7 BASHING ATTACK 62 - 79 - 5 44 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 6 PARRY-RIPOSTE 15 - 20 - 1 43 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 SLASHING ATTACK 52 - 71 - 1 42 |
Turn 388 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
TOTAL PARRY 17 - 5 PARRY-LUNGE 3 - 4 2 LUNGING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 11 - 9 AIMED BLOW 5 - 8 2 WALL OF STEEL
STRIKING ATTACK 18 - 17 LUNGING ATTACK 12 - 22 2 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 1 2 PARRY-LUNGE
PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 3 1 BASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 10 - 10 1 TOTAL PARRY
BASHING ATTACK 11 - 11 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK A CHEERLEADER 1092 14 10 1 186 AVID FANS (65)
BASHING ATTACK GATTILIAN 5006 21 11 4 126 TIME STALLYANS (547)
WALL OF STEEL UKKO 4780 15 4 1 120 GOING BERSERK (527)
TOTAL PARRY DOOR DINGS 5247 22 14 0 112 BASH BROS CARS (562)
STRIKING ATTACK DEAD BATTERY 5248 11 7 1 110 BASH BROS CARS (562)
PARRY-LUNGE PTOMAINE 5002 19 13 2 101 TIME STALLYANS (547)
PARRY-RIPOSTE MAITRE BOULANGER 4888 7 6 0 95 LA BOULANGE (533)
AIMED BLOW SCANDAL SAVAGE 4753 20 9 1 83 DARQUE FORCES (428)
SLASHING ATTACK MONGOLIA 5100 9 1 1 83 INTERNATIONAL (554)
PARRY-STRIKE CHICAGO 4801 5 2 0 41 SIMPLETONS (424)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is GATTILIAN 5006. The most popular warrior this turn
was USKURNTAI 4886. The ten other most popular fighters were BUTTERSCOTCH BASHER
4903, ARAVAE 5285, EFFIE BOMB 5302, ROBERT FROST 5021, PROWLER 4350, RICH AND POOR
5133, RASAM 5117, LIVE CATTLE 5253, TAFFY RESERVOIR 5208, and CAR SEAT HEADREST 5210.
The least popular fighter this week was THE MOUNTAIN 4969. The other ten least
popular fighters were BUBBLES 4935, BIG DUMMY 5087, OUTLAW XRAY 5301, GAS 5300, SARGE
4978, ARISTOPHANES 5103, THE VEAL DEAL 5251, BONKERS 4938, FEEDER 5252, and BEETLE
5157.
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
TICKET TAKER (45-2522) AVID FANS (65)