DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 11/08/2017 Duedate: 12/05/2017
STORMCROWE ARENA
DM-45 TURN-391
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
UKKO
GOING BERSERK (527)
(45-4780) [17-4-1,143]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
UKKO EDMUND KEMPER
GOING BERSERK (527) BIG LAKE KILLERS (551)
(45-4780) [17-4-1,143] (45-5058) [7-1-1,66]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
PTOMAINE A FUNKY NIGHTMARE
TIME STALLYANS (547) ABATTOIR 5 BLADES (535)
(45-5002) [20-15-2,97] (45-4905) [4-4-0,50]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
INTERNATIONAL (554)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. INTERNATIONAL (554) 66
2. SHEWISH BUFFET (520) 61 INTERNATIONAL (554)
3. GOING BERSERK (527) 60 Unchartered Team
4. HOWLIN SLAUGHTER (563) 39
5. VILLAINS WE LOVE (537) 38 BIG LAKE KILLERS (551)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 INTERNATIONAL (554) 69 29 8 70.4 1/ 1 INTERNATIONAL (554) 13 2 2
2/ 2 DARQUE FORCES (428) 556 339 34 62.1 2/ 8 PHANTOM REGIMENT (496) 12 3 0
3/ 3 PHANTOM REGIMENT (496) 85 54 3 61.2 3/ 5*FREE CANDY (540) 11 4 0
4/ 4 ICE-N-FIRE (544) 30 20 2 60.0 4/ 7 ICE-N-FIRE (544) 10 5 1
5/ 6 CSU COLLEGE RADIO (561) 65 46 2 58.6 5/ 3 CANDY CRUSHERS (534) 9 6 2
6/ 9 GOING BERSERK (527) 74 54 7 57.8 6/ 4 AVID FANS (65) 9 6 0
7/ 8 LAW DOGS (555) 39 29 1 57.4 7/12 TIME STALLYANS (547) 9 6 0
8/ 7 BASH BROS CARS (562) 67 50 1 57.3 8/26 BATTLE SHIPS (552) 9 6 0
9-10 OTIS LIKES LUNGERS (565) 28 22 2 56.0 9/ 9 VILLAINS WE LOVE (537) 8 4 0
10/ 5 WRATHMEN 1.1 (543) 26 21 1 55.3 10/13*BIG LAKE KILLERS (551) 8 7 2
11-12*IMA BUBBA 2 (541) 16 13 0 55.2 11/28*HOWLIN SLAUGHTER (563) 8 7 1
12/13 AVID FANS (65) 211 178 21 54.2 12/11 BOTTOM OF THE WORL (301) 8 7 0
13/11*BIG LAKE KILLERS (551) 22 19 4 53.7 13/20*OTTODROME XLV (549) 8 7 0
14/16*NOV FUN 14 (559) 19 17 0 52.8 14/15 WOB AFW (556) 8 7 0
15/17 CANDY CRUSHERS (534) 23 21 3 52.3 15/ 2 BASH BROS CARS (562) 7 8 0
16/15 YUPPIE HORDE (560) 192 178 11 51.9 16/25 FORCE OF FIVE (539) 7 8 0
17/14 TIME STALLYANS (547) 90 84 11 51.7 17/ 6 WRATHMEN 1.1 (543) 7 8 0
18/19*FREE CANDY (540) 19 18 2 51.4 18/29 DEAD POETS (548) 7 8 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19/20 WOB AFW (556) 38 38 1 50.0 19/14 LAW DOGS (555) 7 8 0
20/18 FORCE OF FIVE (539) 25 25 1 50.0 20/22*NOV FUN 14 (559) 7 8 0
21/21 SHEWISH BUFFET (520) 119 122 8 49.4 21/32 GOING BERSERK (527) 6 4 0
22/26 VILLAINS WE LOVE (537) 19 22 1 46.3 22/27 MAIDEN JAPAN (504) 6 8 0
23/24 MAIDEN JAPAN (504) 51 60 3 45.9 23/10 PONY BRIGADE (558) 6 9 1
24/23 PONY BRIGADE (558) 22 26 3 45.8 24/17 CSU COLLEGE RADIO (561) 6 9 1
25/32*HOWLIN SLAUGHTER (563) 16 19 1 45.7 25/18 DARQUE FORCES (428) 6 9 0
26/25*OTTODROME XLV (549) 16 20 0 44.4 26/16 THE MENTORS RIDE (550) 6 9 0
27/22 SIMPLETONS (424) 27 34 1 44.3 27/19 SIMPLETONS (424) 5 9 0
28/28 DEAD POETS (548) 50 63 3 44.2 28/21 LA BOULANGE (533) 5 9 0
29/31 BATTLE SHIPS (552) 28 37 2 43.1 29/31*1ST DIVISION (545) 5 10 0
30/27 LA BOULANGE (533) 39 52 0 42.9 30/36 YUPPIE HORDE (560) 5 10 0
31/29 THE MENTORS RIDE (550) 33 44 1 42.9 31-23 OTIS LIKES LUNGERS (565) 4 1 1
32-30*PAIN AND PLEASURE (564) 13 18 1 41.9 32/33 SHEWISH BUFFET (520) 4 9 0
33/36 BOTTOM OF THE WORL (301) 15 32 0 31.9 33/30*ABATTOIR 5 BLADES (535) 4 11 0
34/33*MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE (557) 11 24 0 31.4 34/34*MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE (557) 3 12 0
35/35*1ST DIVISION (545) 13 29 0 31.0 35-24*IMA BUBBA 2 (541) 2 3 0
36/37*ABATTOIR 5 BLADES (535) 10 30 0 25.0 36-35*PAIN AND PLEASURE (564) 1 4 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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STORMCROWE SLAUGHERHOUSE V SCORING & REPORT
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Turn 7 has arrived and we are coming into the final stretch of the SSV contest!
The list of contenders for the top spot is still very much up for grabs. Even if you
feel your squad is out of the running for the top prize, I want to remind everyone
there is an endurance award for teams that run the entirety of the contest. Whatever
your position, I encourage you to finish strong and reap the rewards, whatever they
may be!
Here are the updated scores, including last turn's scores as well as the overall
standings. There were a few missed personal ads, but if you have the email receipt
from HAL (or a note from A-sop or Green Eyes that the ads were inadvertantly missed
and not put in the NL), I will be able to give you credit for them.
***TURN 6 & OVERALL SSV SCORES***
RANK--SQUAD--TURN 6 SCORE--OVERALL SCORE
1 Shewish Drive Thru 3 101
2 Silent But Deadly 0 85
3 Dead Time 6 81
4 FROGZ 0 80 **
5 The Database Editors 21 78
6 TWiX 18 75
7 Bobs & Wolves 0 73
8 G-Vegas Gigolos 6 72
9 Conscrips 6 71
10 Pain in the Otis 3 67
11 Alternate Facts 0 66
12 Captains of Industry 6 66
13 F/X 3 58
14 The Deplorables 6 52
15 Phantom Blades 0 50
16 MAGA (-3) 37
17 Rune Force 3 33
18 Rough Necks (-3) 28
19 Cannibal Specters (-6) 23
** Score adjusted from previous turn
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Scoring for this turn will follow the Turf War format:
I. Team Points:
A. Fights made: 1 = 0 points, 2 = 0 points, 3 = 1 point, 4 = 3 points,
5 = 5 points
B. Wins earned: 1 = 1 point, 2 = 3 points, 3 = 6 points, 4 = 10 points,
5 = 15 points
C. Champion win = 3 additional points
D. Down Challenge = (-5) points each (DM is exempt from DC rule)
E. Team with most wins per round earns 4 additional points
(If ties, no points awarded)
II. Alliance Points (Round 7 Only):
A. Fights made (DA fights count as a fight made):
1. All (each) team of the alliance fights 1 to 3 warriors = 3 points
2. All (each) team fights 4+ warriors = 6 points
3. All (each) team fights all five warriors = 9
B. Alliance with most wins per that round = 5 points
(If tied, no points awarded.)
As was announced on turn 389, Champions must have be declared on Turn 390 to receive
the Champions bonus. Here is a list of declared Champions:
Eire - International Effie Bomb - Darque Forces
Man About Town - Ottodrome XLV Alpha Rev - CSU College Radio
Aldon - WOB AFW Pez Pulverizer - Candy Crushers
Human Bean - Shewish Buffet Blue Dragon Blade - Abattoir 5 Blades
Ptomaine - Time Stallyans Christina - Wrathmen 1.1
A Reporter - Avid Fans Clawrence Darrow - Law Dogs
Robert Frost - Dead Poets Lean Hog - Howlin' Slaughter
Theon - Ice-N-Fire Extra Usage - Nov Fun 14
Flying Dutchman - Phantom Regiment Happy and Sad - Mutually Exclusive
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Next turn is a the Morya Madness turn from DM 28. This contest, organized by Hammer
if my memory serves me, put an emphasis on a large number of categories, so we have
only selected a few for our contest here in Stormcrowe. Some of the scoring for this
turn is cumlative from previous turns. Here is the scoring method for next turn:
+3 points to the highest ranked warrior of each style. Highest ranked is the highest
recognition total, regardless of record. If case of a tie in recognition points,
win/loss percentage will be the tie breaker, followed by total kills (warrior).
+5 Top Team on the Move descending scoring down to #5 (e.g. +5 for first, +4 for
second, etc).
+5 Most Successful Bloodfeuds (Contest Turns 1-8; cumulative for squad). Bloodfeud
victories for kills that did not occur during the contest do not count to this
total.
+5 Most Avoided Squad (Contest Turns 1-8; teammates avoiding one another will not be
counted)
-5 Most Avoiding Squad (Contest Turns 1-8)
+5 Most Turn's Most Favorite (Squad) (Contest Turns 1-8)
+5 Most Turn's Least Favorite (Squad) (Contest Turns 1-8)
Good luck to all! Happy Dueling!
-- Master Darque
SSV Moderator
SPY REPORT
If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of
STORMCROWE brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too. With any luck, I can sneak into
The Shadow's Fountain and join BATTLE SHIPS' celebration over their good record this
turn. 8th place, not bad. If The Shadow's Fountain is buying drinks for HOWLIN
SLAUGHTER's good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before long. A 4-1-0 makes
for a big thirst. Why not, I'm having a good day, so I feel sorry for BASH BROS
CARS, who went 1-4-0 and dropped 13 into 15th. Here's my pity, for what it's worth.
Look out below! WRATHMEN 1.1 is on the way down, falling to 17th from 6th with a
1-4-0! Ha ha ha ha! With any luck, I can sneak into The Shadow's Fountain and join
DEAD POETS' celebration over their good record this turn. 18th place, not bad. If
The Shadow's Fountain is buying drinks for GOING BERSERK's good turn, I'm afraid the
place will be dry before long. A 4-1-0 makes for a big thirst. Oh, this is too good
to be true! PONY BRIGADE has fallen to 23rd place after going 2-3-1 this turn.
Who's bragging now? Gee, I'm impressed, a 4-1-0 is nice, but don't get cocky,
PHANTOM REGIMENT, the Fates teach humility, and the Fates are proud. Of course,
we're all terribly impressed to see RAINBOW DASH win a fight and gain 27 points,
terribly. Tsk, tsk, AN ARENA DOCTOR beat SHARPER IMAGE and SHARPER IMAGE lost 15
points. You're breakin' my heart. Going for broke or broken, our Duelmaster BENDER
challenged this turn. And if variety is the spice of life, STORMCROWE may be getting
bland, as UKKO stays top dog in the city. Kickbacks and bribes, kickbacks and
bribes, how else do you think some of these guys win their fights? Skill? Ha!
Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.
STORMCROWE, I am losing what little hope I had in you. MAIDEN JAPAN the most avoided
team? What insult will suffice, I cannot say. And who led the way in this mass act
of cowardice? Let's see, well, whatcha know? It was INTERNATIONAL. Ha ha ha ha!
Ooh, I'm frightfully impressed, GINSU was this turn's most challenged warrior. Watch
that ego swell, sports fans. I suspect either a 21 will or a 21 ego on this one, but
EIRE has challenged up by 31 in an attempt against DEAD BATTERY. And The Shadow's
Fountain has banned DEAD BATTERY from service until next turn for losing to EIRE and
giving her 20 points in the process! Ha! Now here's guts and stupidity all rolled
into one, MIKE challenged up 27 to take on SWISS ALP of INTERNATIONAL. And sure,
MIKE lost alright, but gained 4 recognition for his pains. And pains they may indeed
be!
Death and Taxes. The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience. Let's
see if anyone's dead or dying. Let's see, 8-4-0. Pretty good record for a living
warrior. A sad one though, for a dead one. Such is the case for RUSTY SABITCH of
LAW DOGS. Tsk. Ya gotta go sometime, and KELLI's time was this time. Hmmm, not a
bad fighter, had she lived... (what? me pity?). I can't say as I'm proud to find
out that INTERNATIONAL's SWISS ALP has killed MIKE from BOTTOM OF THE WORLD. I can
say I wish BOTTOM OF THE WORLD good luck in their bloodfeud. Well, INSOLENT FURY, I
guess PAIN AND PLEASURE stable was just too chicken to bloodfeud you over GERALDINE.
I guess cowardice is part of managing a team. Titanium shields and bamboo daggers,
guess what brave team is developing these kinds of weapons?
I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for
an epee. Forgive me for writing with a dagger. Well, I've had enough of this
drivel, and I'm sure you have too. Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather. Paste
this one in your scrapbooks, you'll need the kindling come this winter-- Snide
Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
UKKO 4780 17 4 1 143 GOING BERSERK (527)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FLYING DUTCHMAN 4469 16 7 0 121 PHANTOM REGIMENT (496)
MONGOLIA 5100 11 2 1 114 INTERNATIONAL (554)
EIRE 5097 11 3 2 107 INTERNATIONAL (554)
PROWLER 4350 17 10 0 103 PHANTOM REGIMENT (496)
DOOR DINGS 5247 23 16 0 101 BASH BROS CARS (562)
ICHABOD CRANE 4352 17 8 2 101 PHANTOM REGIMENT (496)
RAINBOW DASH 5143 9 2 2 100 PONY BRIGADE (558)
PTOMAINE 5002 20 15 2 97 TIME STALLYANS (547)
GRATEFUL DEAD 4525 9 11 0 97 PHANTOM REGIMENT (496)
HUMAN BEAN 4853 9 3 0 96 SHEWISH BUFFET (520)
BENDER 4804 8 4 0 95 SIMPLETONS (424)
WISCONSIN 5079 9 4 1 94 BATTLE SHIPS (552)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ALPHA REV 5213 9 3 1 88 CSU COLLEGE RADIO (561)
AN ARENA DOCTOR 4175 15 17 1 87 AVID FANS (65)
DEAD BATTERY 5248 13 8 1 85 BASH BROS CARS (562)
VADER 4914 6 2 0 84 VILLAINS WE LOVE (537)
CHOPPER 5044 6 5 1 78 THE MENTORS RIDE (550)
FOMO 5172 15 10 0 75 YUPPIE HORDE (560)
WAR MAIDEN 4743 18 18 1 73 DARQUE FORCES (428)
BOMBAY BIKE CLUB 5214 10 8 0 71 CSU COLLEGE RADIO (561)
-ME TOO 5267 7 4 0 69 OTIS LIKES LUNGERS (565)
SWISS ALP 5098 13 6 3 68 INTERNATIONAL (554)
ALDON 5120 8 0 0 68 WOB AFW (556)
A REPORTER 4758 10 7 1 67 AVID FANS (65)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
JACK MCCHOW 5104 10 7 0 66 LAW DOGS (555)
EDGAR ALLAN POE 5016 9 9 0 66 DEAD POETS (548)
EDMUND KEMPER 5058 7 1 1 66 BIG LAKE KILLERS (551)
MELISSA 4953 5 4 0 65 WRATHMEN 1.1 (543)
SHARPER IMAGE 5173 10 15 1 64 YUPPIE HORDE (560)
L'APPRENTI 4898 9 10 0 64 LA BOULANGE (533)
KIT KAT KATANA 4901 7 2 2 64 CANDY CRUSHERS (534)
ROCK OF AGES 5096 13 11 0 62 INTERNATIONAL (554)
CHRISTINA 4957 7 2 0 62 WRATHMEN 1.1 (543)
EXTRA USAGE 5152 7 0 0 62 NOV FUN 14 (559)
SPECTRE 4651 4 4 0 62 PHANTOM REGIMENT (496)
WRATHCHILD 4407 12 12 0 60 MAIDEN JAPAN (504)
SARA JANE MOORE 5061 6 2 1 58 BIG LAKE KILLERS (551)
UNDK 4872 7 4 1 57 GOING BERSERK (527)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BOULDER 5215 7 8 1 55 CSU COLLEGE RADIO (561)
HMS CENTURIAN 5068 7 1 0 53 BATTLE SHIPS (552)
OZARKS 5046 7 4 0 53 THE MENTORS RIDE (550)
OCTO REX 5090 4 3 0 53 BOTTOM OF THE WORLD (301)
LE FOURNER 4895 8 10 0 52 LA BOULANGE (533)
FAMILY RECIPE 4854 7 3 0 51 SHEWISH BUFFET (520)
A FUNKY NIGHTMARE 4905 4 4 0 50 ABATTOIR 5 BLADES (535)
LADY MACDEATH 4774 12 12 1 49 DARQUE FORCES (428)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ATTICUS PINSCHER 5110 8 4 0 49 LAW DOGS (555)
THEON 5056 8 1 0 49 ICE-N-FIRE (544)
TWISTED 5113 4 3 0 48 WOB AFW (556)
RIME-ANCIENT MARINER 4496 9 6 0 47 MAIDEN JAPAN (504)
DR. EVIL 5041 5 2 0 47 VILLAINS WE LOVE (537)
LIVE CATTLE 5253 4 3 1 47 HOWLIN SLAUGHTER (563)
BRAVE NEW WORLD 4453 7 14 3 46 MAIDEN JAPAN (504)
RUNNING FREE 4406 11 12 0 45 MAIDEN JAPAN (504)
ARYA 4972 5 5 1 45 ICE-N-FIRE (544)
USKURNTAI 4886 4 7 0 45 GOING BERSERK (527)
CHICAGO 4801 7 3 0 44 SIMPLETONS (424)
RASAM 5117 5 6 0 44 WOB AFW (556)
AMMOZON 5256 5 2 0 44 DARQUE FORCES (428)
-IMA SLAYA 4946 5 1 0 44 IMA BUBBA 2 (541)
NIKKI 4954 4 6 0 44 WRATHMEN 1.1 (543)
FREDDY 4920 3 4 0 41 VILLAINS WE LOVE (537)
INSOLENT FURY 5169 11 5 1 39 YUPPIE HORDE (560)
RUSTBELT 4931 5 5 1 39 FORCE OF FIVE (539)
BLOW OUT 5043 5 9 0 39 THE MENTORS RIDE (550)
CAR SEAT HEADREST 5210 4 3 0 39 CSU COLLEGE RADIO (561)
SKETCHY JEFF 5036 3 4 0 39 OTTODROME XLV (549)
PORTLY FELLOW 5035 5 3 0 38 OTTODROME XLV (549)
SANDTIGER 5273 5 2 0 38 TIME STALLYANS (547)
THE MOUNTAIN 4969 7 3 0 37 ICE-N-FIRE (544)
-NOT ME 5271 3 6 0 37 OTIS LIKES LUNGERS (565)
SECURITY GUARD 4825 7 6 1 36 AVID FANS (65)
PATHFINDER 4988 7 5 1 36 TIME STALLYANS (547)
CHOKE-A-LOTS 4936 5 2 1 36 FREE CANDY (540)
SYLVIA PLATH 5008 5 3 0 36 DEAD POETS (548)
SNOW 4971 6 4 1 35 ICE-N-FIRE (544)
NO WASHER FLUID 5233 6 1 0 35 BASH BROS CARS (562)
FEEDER 5252 4 3 0 35 HOWLIN SLAUGHTER (563)
EFFIE BOMB 5302 3 1 0 35 DARQUE FORCES (428)
-ME EITHER 5268 7 3 0 34 OTIS LIKES LUNGERS (565)
CLAWRENCE DARROW 5105 6 2 1 34 LAW DOGS (555)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BISHOP 5116 7 4 0 33 WOB AFW (556)
BUBBLES 4935 7 3 0 33 FORCE OF FIVE (539)
IMPERIA PAYNE 5085 5 2 1 33 FREE CANDY (540)
-ME THREE 5270 4 5 2 33 OTIS LIKES LUNGERS (565)
LEMON 5241 4 3 0 33 BASH BROS CARS (562)
-PAIN MAIDEN 5266 4 3 0 33 PAIN AND PLEASURE (564)
CARAMEL CUDGEL 4900 4 3 0 33 CANDY CRUSHERS (534)
PRISM GLIDER 5146 4 3 1 32 PONY BRIGADE (558)
BLACK AND WHITE 5137 4 3 0 31 MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE (557)
PEZ PULVERIZER 5287 4 1 0 31 CANDY CRUSHERS (534)
LOHENGRIN 4933 4 6 0 29 FORCE OF FIVE (539)
ZIPPORWHILL 5138 3 5 0 28 PONY BRIGADE (558)
BONKERS 4938 2 5 0 28 FREE CANDY (540)
JOE TWITCH 4934 4 6 0 27 FORCE OF FIVE (539)
ODD AND EVEN 5135 3 4 0 27 MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE (557)
TIRPITZ 5276 3 4 0 27 BATTLE SHIPS (552)
SHRIMP SCAMP 4855 2 6 0 27 SHEWISH BUFFET (520)
STUNTMAN 4932 5 5 0 26 FORCE OF FIVE (539)
GUMMI BEAR GAVEL 5089 4 3 1 26 CANDY CRUSHERS (534)
GLUTEN FREE 5053 4 3 0 26 LA BOULANGE (533)
THE HOUND 4968 4 6 0 26 ICE-N-FIRE (544)
-IMA GETCHA 4944 5 2 0 25 IMA BUBBA 2 (541)
NIMROD CAIN 4963 3 4 0 25 BOTTOM OF THE WORLD (301)
NASTY SAND DANCER 4907 2 6 0 25 ABATTOIR 5 BLADES (535)
BATTLE FROG 5167 5 4 0 24 YUPPIE HORDE (560)
LEATHER NECK 4976 4 4 0 24 1ST DIVISION (545)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LEAN HOG 5255 3 4 0 24 HOWLIN SLAUGHTER (563)
TENDER TAPS 5139 3 4 0 24 PONY BRIGADE (558)
ORFEO HART 5086 3 4 0 24 FREE CANDY (540)
THE FEVER DREAMER 4906 2 6 0 24 ABATTOIR 5 BLADES (535)
STICKY SITUATION 4904 2 6 0 24 ABATTOIR 5 BLADES (535)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MOCHIZUKI CHIYOME 5283 4 2 0 23 TIME STALLYANS (547)
-ARAVAE 5285 3 1 0 23 PAIN AND PLEASURE (564)
TAFFY RESERVOIR 5208 3 4 0 23 NOV FUN 14 (559)
HAPPY AND SAD 5136 2 5 0 23 MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE (557)
YAMATO 5083 4 4 0 22 BATTLE SHIPS (552)
MASTER GUNS 5258 4 3 0 22 1ST DIVISION (545)
THE VEAL DEAL 5251 4 3 0 22 HOWLIN SLAUGHTER (563)
BIRTHDAY CAKE 5037 3 4 0 22 OTTODROME XLV (549)
-IMA PIMP 5062 4 1 0 21 IMA BUBBA 2 (541)
PELOSI 5165 3 5 1 21 SIMPLETONS (424)
ARTHUR BREMER 5060 3 6 0 21 BIG LAKE KILLERS (551)
YAK 5296 2 1 1 21 GOING BERSERK (527)
BLUE HORSESHOE 5039 2 5 0 21 OTTODROME XLV (549)
QUATAN 4887 4 7 0 19 GOING BERSERK (527)
BRUCE BRENIZER 5294 2 3 1 19 BIG LAKE KILLERS (551)
BATTLE WAGON 5275 3 4 1 18 BATTLE SHIPS (552)
DEVIL DOG 4975 3 5 0 18 1ST DIVISION (545)
RECON 5259 2 5 0 18 1ST DIVISION (545)
UPTOWN FUNK 5168 0 6 0 18 YUPPIE HORDE (560)
KIT KAT 5281 4 3 0 17 FREE CANDY (540)
-KARRIANA 5260 2 4 1 17 PAIN AND PLEASURE (564)
BOOK KEEPER 5313 2 1 0 15 AVID FANS (65)
BIG DUMMY 5087 3 5 0 14 SIMPLETONS (424)
BLUEBERRY COBBLER 5307 2 2 0 14 NOV FUN 14 (559)
SHANGHAI 5323 1 0 0 14 INTERNATIONAL (554)
PETIT PAIN 5054 3 4 0 13 LA BOULANGE (533)
USURP IDOL 5151 3 4 0 13 NOV FUN 14 (559)
ARISTOPHANES 5103 2 6 0 12 DEAD POETS (548)
HERSHEY HAMMER 5324 1 0 0 12 CANDY CRUSHERS (534)
SATCHEL PUDDIN' 5284 3 2 0 11 BOTTOM OF THE WORLD (301)
GINSU 5282 2 4 0 11 WOB AFW (556)
BODY BAGUETTE 5308 0 3 0 11 SHEWISH BUFFET (520)
MARE DO WELL 5303 2 2 0 10 PONY BRIGADE (558)
WOLF BOY 5327 1 0 0 10 BOTTOM OF THE WORLD (301)
-IRMA 5315 1 0 0 10 OTIS LIKES LUNGERS (565)
VIRGIL 5280 1 6 0 9 DEAD POETS (548)
TOBIR BATTER 5316 0 1 0 9 SHEWISH BUFFET (520)
REP #2 5297 1 3 1 7 WRATHMEN 1.1 (543)
BLUE DRAGON BLADE 5310 0 3 0 7 ABATTOIR 5 BLADES (535)
MARX BRUDER 5325 1 0 0 6 TIME STALLYANS (547)
-SHAERYA 5305 1 1 0 6 PAIN AND PLEASURE (564)
THE BRUTE SQUAD 5326 1 0 0 5 AVID FANS (65)
LUCKY LOSER 5322 1 1 0 4 MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE (557)
PARABEAGLE 5317 1 1 0 4 LAW DOGS (555)
ORSON 5318 1 1 0 4 CSU COLLEGE RADIO (561)
-IMA KILLA 5298 1 1 0 4 IMA BUBBA 2 (541)
STRANGEWORLD 5319 1 1 0 4 MAIDEN JAPAN (504)
BITTER SWEET 5321 0 2 0 2 MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE (557)
MAP 5320 0 2 0 2 THE MENTORS RIDE (550)
-IMA SLIME'A 5311 0 1 0 1 IMA BUBBA 2 (541)
FENDER BENDER 5328 0 1 0 1 BASH BROS CARS (562)
MARY KRUEGER 5329 0 1 0 1 BIG LAKE KILLERS (551)
-GROSS 5312 0 1 0 1 PAIN AND PLEASURE (564)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
GRUNT 5148 0 8 0 1ST DIVISION 545 ARENAMASTER NHOR 391 NONE
A HAMMER FAVORIT 5274 0 4 0 ABATTOIR 5 BLADE 535 IMPERIA PAYNE 5085 388
MIKE 4927 2 5 0 BOTTOM OF THE WO 301 SWISS ALP 5098 391
BUTTERSCOTCH BAS 4903 2 6 0 CANDY CRUSHERS 534 LIVE CATTLE 5253 390
MUTTON HONEY 5254 1 6 0 HOWLIN SLAUGHTER 563 BRUCE BRENIZER 5294 391
IMA CHILLA 5299 0 1 0 IMA BUBBA 2 541 REP #2 5297 388 REVENGED
PERRO MASON 5109 6 8 0 LAW DOGS 555 KIT KAT KATANA 4901 389
RUSTY SABITCH 5111 8 4 0 LAW DOGS 555 RAINBOW DASH 5143 391
A 5330 0 1 0 NOV FUN 14 559 MOUNTAIN TROLL 391 NONE
HAPPY WHEAL 5150 2 4 0 NOV FUN 14 559 GUMMI BEAR GAVEL 5089 390
MID UNDO 5153 2 1 0 NOV FUN 14 559 BATTLE WAGON 5275 387 REVENGED
LIKES ME 5269 6 4 0 OTIS LIKES LUNGE 565 RAINBOW DASH 5143 388
MAN ABOUT TOWN 5038 3 4 0 OTTODROME XLV 549 ARYA 4972 391
GERALDINE 5263 3 1 0 PAIN AND PLEASUR 564 INSOLENT FURY 5169 387 NOT REVENGED
TENDERHOOF 5145 1 6 0 PONY BRIGADE 558 TED BUNDY 5059 387 REVENGED
SLOPPY JOE 4797 8 13 0 SHEWISH BUFFET 520 EIRE 5097 388
GAS 5300 0 1 0 THE MENTORS RIDE 550 YAK 5296 388
POTHOLE 5207 3 4 0 THE MENTORS RIDE 550 SHEWISH GIANT 391 NONE
SHADOW 5047 4 4 0 THE MENTORS RIDE 550 UNDK 4872 387 NOT REVENGED
DARK HELMET 5293 1 2 1 VILLAINS WE LOVE 537 ME THREE 5270 389
THE JOKER 4916 4 4 0 VILLAINS WE LOVE 537 BOULDER 5215 390
KELLI 4955 6 3 0 WRATHMEN 1.1 543 EDMUND KEMPER 5058 391
PERSONAL ADS
DM Ukko -- You lucky son of a gun -- Ptomaine
Christina -- I let you handle me any time. ;-) -- Pathfinder
Scandal Savage -- Welcome to the Lord Protector Fraternity, I loved handling your
initiation. -- Gattilian
Grunt -- You are aptly named, all I heard was a grunt and then a thud. -- Mochizuki
Chiyome
Kit Kat -- You are now my new favorite candy bar. -- Sandtiger, lover of chocolates
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
POTHOLE was dealt death by SHEWISH GIANT in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
GRUNT was slaughtered by ARENAMASTER NHOR in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
A was easily killed by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 2 minute gory Dark Arena match.
STICKY SITUATION lost to IMPERIA PAYNE in a 2 minute Bloodfeud brawl.
CAR SEAT HEADREST devastated PETIT PAIN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
UKKO demolished BENDER in a 3 minute mismatched Challenge Title competition.
ROBERT FROST defeated WISCONSIN in a 3 minute veteran's Challenge struggle.
MONGOLIA devastated DOOR DINGS in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge competition.
HUMAN BEAN vanquished SCANDAL SAVAGE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
RAINBOW DASH assassinated RUSTY SABITCH in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
ALPHA REV defeated CHOPPER in a action packed 1 minute veteran's Challenge fight.
AN ARENA DOCTOR overpowered SHARPER IMAGE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
EIRE handily defeated DEAD BATTERY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
ALDON subdued SPECTRE in a 2 minute gory Challenge brawl.
ROCK OF AGES overcame BOULDER in a popular 4 minute Challenge conflict.
EDMUND KEMPER slaughtered KELLI in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
MAN ABOUT TOWN was dispatched by ARYA in a 1 minute Challenge fray.
KIT KAT KATANA overpowered NIKKI in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
A FUNKY NIGHTMARE viciously subdued BUBBLES in a exciting 4 minute Challenge fight.
EDGAR ALLAN POE overpowered RASAM in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
SECURITY GUARD was overpowered by OCTO REX in a 1 minute Challenge conflict.
PATHFINDER was bested by FAMILY RECIPE in a popular 3 minute Challenge bout.
THE MOUNTAIN was vanquished by EXTRA USAGE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
MIKE was unbelievably slain by SWISS ALP in a 1 minute Challenge contest.
CHOKE-A-LOTS savagely defeated LEATHER NECK in a popular 2 minute Challenge match.
STUNTMAN lost to CARAMEL CUDGEL in a popular 4 minute Challenge match.
BONKERS was viciously subdued by BLOW OUT in a 2 minute gory Challenge fight.
SYLVIA PLATH savagely defeated THE HOUND in a 2 minute brutal Challenge melee.
LEMON was vanquished by BRAVE NEW WORLD in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
EFFIE BOMB overpowered DEVIL DOG in a 1 minute uneven Challenge competition.
BIRTHDAY CAKE was savagely defeated by SNOW in a popular 4 minute Challenge fight.
GUMMI BEAR GAVEL was handily defeated by SANDTIGER in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
AMMOZON demolished NIMROD CAIN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
MOCHIZUKI CHIYOME was narrowly defeated by NO WASHER FLUID in a 2 minute bout.
KIT KAT luckily beat PELOSI in a exciting 8 minute bloody Challenge fray.
GLUTEN FREE vanquished UPTOWN FUNK in a 1 minute brutal mismatched Challenge fight.
LOHENGRIN luckily beat RECON in a 2 minute brutal Challenge struggle.
TENDER TAPS overcame SATCHEL PUDDIN' in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
QUATAN was subdued by NASTY SAND DANCER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge match.
BRUCE BRENIZER killed MUTTON HONEY in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
MASTER GUNS beat BLUE HORSESHOE in a 1 minute Challenge bout.
BOOK KEEPER viciously subdued ARTHUR BREMER in a 4 minute Challenge bout.
BLUE DRAGON BLADE lost to GINSU in a 2 minute gory Challenge match.
PTOMAINE was subdued by FLYING DUTCHMAN in a 2 minute expert's duel.
PROWLER devastated WAR MAIDEN in a 2 minute gruesome mismatched match.
ICHABOD CRANE handily defeated A REPORTER in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
BOMBAY BIKE CLUB was savagely defeated by VADER in a 2 minute gruesome competition.
GRATEFUL DEAD handily defeated SARA JANE MOORE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
CHRISTINA was defeated by FOMO in a 2 minute gruesome veteran's battle.
JACK MCCHOW luckily beat FREDDY in a 2 minute bout.
LE FOURNER was handily defeated by MELISSA in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
WRATHCHILD won victory over RUSTBELT in a exciting 1 minute match.
L'APPRENTI slimly lost to KHALHUMS DWARF in a exciting 3 minute gory veteran's bout.
RIME-ANCIENT MARINER was savagely defeated by USKURNTAI in a 3 minute conflict.
LADY MACDEATH was luckily beaten by OZARKS in a exciting 4 minute brutal struggle.
CHICAGO was outwaited by THEON in a unpopular 14 minute brutal fight.
UNDK demolished PEZ PULVERIZER in a popular 1 minute mismatched contest.
RUNNING FREE was overpowered by HMS CENTURIAN in a 2 minute mismatched duel.
INSOLENT FURY defeated ODD AND EVEN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody fight.
BISHOP was devastated by DR. EVIL in a popular 6 minute gruesome one-sided bout.
CLAWRENCE DARROW was luckily beaten by TWISTED in a 2 minute conflict.
ATTICUS PINSCHER demolished ORFEO HART in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
PORTLY FELLOW bested PRISM GLIDER in a 2 minute fight.
BLACK AND WHITE overpowered BODY BAGUETTE in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
ZIPPORWHILL was viciously subdued by THE VEAL DEAL in a tiring 17 minute gory duel.
TIRPITZ defeated USURP IDOL in a 1 minute fight.
SKETCHY JEFF vanquished HAPPY AND SAD in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
LIVE CATTLE demolished THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 1 minute uneven battle.
FEEDER overpowered VIRGIL in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
TAFFY RESERVOIR demolished REP #2 in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
THE FEVER DREAMER was beaten by LEAN HOG in a exciting 2 minute gory match.
SHRIMP SCAMP overpowered STRANGEWORLD in a crowd pleasing 7 minute one-sided fight.
BATTLE FROG viciously subdued MARE DO WELL in a crowd pleasing 5 minute brutal match.
YAMATO savagely defeated ARISTOPHANES in a 3 minute bloody duel.
BATTLE WAGON subdued BIG DUMMY in a 2 minute fight.
JOE TWITCH overpowered MAP in a 1 minute uneven duel.
BLUEBERRY COBBLER demolished MARY KRUEGER in a 1 minute uneven conflict.
YAK demolished ORSON in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
PARABEAGLE was overpowered by SHANGHAI in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
BITTER SWEET was unbelievably bested by MARX BRUDER in a 3 minute beginner's conflict.
LUCKY LOSER was bested by HERSHEY HAMMER in a exciting 4 minute amateur's match.
TOBIR BATTER was demolished by WOLF BOY in a 1 minute uneven fight.
THE BRUTE SQUAD defeated FENDER BENDER in a 1 minute beginner's match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 29 TOTAL PARRY 103 - 79 - 0 57 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 27 PARRY-RIPOSTE 24 - 21 - 2 53 |
|BASHING ATTACK 22 PARRY-LUNGE 28 - 25 - 2 53 |
|TOTAL PARRY 22 AIMED BLOW 56 - 51 - 2 52 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 19 STRIKING ATTACK 136 - 140 - 10 49 |
|WALL OF STEEL 18 WALL OF STEEL 76 - 85 - 5 47 |
|AIMED BLOW 11 LUNGING ATTACK 122 - 139 - 8 47 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 6 BASHING ATTACK 87 - 102 - 6 46 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 PARRY-STRIKE 10 - 13 - 0 43 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 SLASHING ATTACK 69 - 90 - 1 43 |
Turn 391 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 14 - 15 3 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 4 - 2 SLASHING ATTACK 9 - 10 2 WALL OF STEEL
BASHING ATTACK 13 - 9 TOTAL PARRY 10 - 12 2 SLASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 6 - 5 LUNGING ATTACK 12 - 15 2 LUNGING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 7 - 11 1 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 2 1 PARRY-LUNGE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
WALL OF STEEL UKKO 4780 17 4 1 143 GOING BERSERK (527)
STRIKING ATTACK FLYING DUTCHMAN 4469 16 7 0 121 PHANTOM REGIMENT (496)
SLASHING ATTACK MONGOLIA 5100 11 2 1 114 INTERNATIONAL (554)
TOTAL PARRY DOOR DINGS 5247 23 16 0 101 BASH BROS CARS (562)
LUNGING ATTACK ICHABOD CRANE 4352 17 8 2 101 PHANTOM REGIMENT (496)
PARRY-LUNGE PTOMAINE 5002 20 15 2 97 TIME STALLYANS (547)
PARRY-RIPOSTE WISCONSIN 5079 9 4 1 94 BATTLE SHIPS (552)
AIMED BLOW VADER 4914 6 2 0 84 VILLAINS WE LOVE (537)
BASHING ATTACK SWISS ALP 5098 13 6 3 68 INTERNATIONAL (554)
PARRY-STRIKE CHICAGO 4801 7 3 0 44 SIMPLETONS (424)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is PTOMAINE 5002. The most popular warrior this turn
was A FUNKY NIGHTMARE 4905. The ten other most popular fighters were STUNTMAN 4932,
SHRIMP SCAMP 4855, BATTLE FROG 5167, L'APPRENTI 4898, LADY MACDEATH 4774, SNOW 4971,
BENDER 4804, BOULDER 5215, USKURNTAI 4886, and PELOSI 5165.
The least popular fighter this week was ZIPPORWHILL 5138. The other ten least
popular fighters were THE VEAL DEAL 5251, THEON 5056, ARTHUR BREMER 5060, KIT KAT
5281, TOBIR BATTER 5316, PARABEAGLE 5317, ORSON 5318, MARY KRUEGER 5329, MAP 5320,
and STRANGEWORLD 5319.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
UKKO (45-4780) GOING BERSERK (527)
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
SCANDAL SAVAGE (45-4753) DARQUE FORCES (428)
MAITRE BOULANGER (45-4888) LA BOULANGE (533)
ROBERT FROST (45-5021) DEAD POETS (548)
WINTER FACE-TO-FACE IN SUNNY ARIZONA!
Our next winter FTF will be held in Tempe, Arizona, January 12-14, 2018. It will be
held at the Embassy Suites Hotel in Tempe, Arizona (480-897-7444), the same hotel as
last year by popular request. Room rates are $149.00 per night, 1-2 occupancy, which
includes full cooked breakfast, complimentary manager's reception, free airport
shuttle, free parking and free high speed internet. There's a fitness center,
jacuzzi, and pool. The rooms are blocked--the code is RSG.
Please make your reservations now if you plan to go.
The hotel reservation site is: http://tinyurl.com/yaekcffp
This is prime season for Phoenix and the hotel tends to fill up quickly.
Look for the tournament info sheet and minioverviews some time in December. We hope
you're all looking forward to it and that we will see you there!