DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 01/03/2018 Duedate: 01/30/2018
STORMCROWE ARENA
DM-45 TURN-393
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
PROWLER
PHANTOM REGIMENT (496)
(45-4350) [19-10-0,116]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
EIRE FEEDER
INTERNATIONAL (554) HOWLIN SLAUGHTER (563)
(45-5097) [13-3-2,134] (45-5252) [5-4-0,55]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
GRATEFUL DEAD CHOKE-A-LOTS
PHANTOM REGIMENT (496) FREE CANDY (540)
(45-4525) [10-12-0,90] (45-4936) [6-3-1,46]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
INTERNATIONAL (554)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. DEAD POETS (548) 67
2. HOWLIN SLAUGHTER (563) 56 INTERNATIONAL (554)
3. NOV FUN 14 (559) 52 Unchartered Team
4. AVID FANS (65) 50
5. PHANTOM REGIMENT (496) 44 HOWLIN SLAUGHTER (563)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 INTERNATIONAL (554) 77 31 8 71.3 1/ 1 INTERNATIONAL (554) 13 2 1
2/ 2 DARQUE FORCES (428) 561 344 34 62.0 2/11*HOWLIN SLAUGHTER (563) 11 4 0
3/ 3 PHANTOM REGIMENT (496) 91 58 4 61.1 3/16 NOV FUN 14 (559) 11 4 0
4/ 5 CSU COLLEGE RADIO (561) 71 49 2 59.2 4/ 6 BATTLE SHIPS (552) 10 4 0
5/12 NOV FUN 14 (559) 27 19 0 58.7 5/ 9 PHANTOM REGIMENT (496) 10 5 1
6/ 6 GOING BERSERK (527) 80 58 8 58.0 6/ 7 GOING BERSERK (527) 10 5 1
7/ 7 BASH BROS CARS (562) 72 55 1 56.7 7/ 2 CANDY CRUSHERS (534) 10 5 1
8/ 4 ICE-N-FIRE (544) 34 26 3 56.7 8/12 SHEWISH BUFFET (520) 10 5 0
9/ 9 CANDY CRUSHERS (534) 30 24 4 55.6 9/14 DEAD POETS (548) 10 5 0
10/10 WRATHMEN 1.1 (543) 30 25 1 54.5 10/ 4 WOB AFW (556) 9 6 1
11/13 AVID FANS (65) 213 186 22 53.4 11/10 CSU COLLEGE RADIO (561) 8 6 0
12/ 8 BIG LAKE KILLERS (551) 27 24 4 52.9 12/13 MAIDEN JAPAN (504) 8 7 0
13/11 LAW DOGS (555) 41 37 1 52.6 13/ 8 FREE CANDY (540) 8 7 0
14/16 YUPPIE HORDE (560) 195 185 11 51.3 14/ 3 BIG LAKE KILLERS (551) 7 8 2
15/15 WOB AFW (556) 44 42 2 51.2 15/ 5 ICE-N-FIRE (544) 7 8 2
16/22*HOWLIN SLAUGHTER (563) 23 22 1 51.1 16/15 DARQUE FORCES (428) 7 8 0
17/14 FREE CANDY (540) 24 23 2 51.1 17/24 LA BOULANGE (533) 6 8 0
18/18 SHEWISH BUFFET (520) 126 125 8 50.2 18/28 YUPPIE HORDE (560) 6 9 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19-19 FORCE OF FIVE (539) 25 25 1 50.0 19/21 BASH BROS CARS (562) 6 9 0
20/17 TIME STALLYANS (547) 91 93 11 49.5 20/17 WRATHMEN 1.1 (543) 5 8 0
21/21 MAIDEN JAPAN (504) 57 64 3 47.1 21/30 SIMPLETONS (424) 5 9 0
22/23 DEAD POETS (548) 57 66 3 46.3 22/27 AVID FANS (65) 5 10 1
23-20 VILLAINS WE LOVE (537) 19 22 1 46.3 23/31 ABATTOIR 5 BLADES (535) 5 10 0
24/24 BATTLE SHIPS (552) 34 40 2 45.9 24-18 THE MENTORS RIDE (550) 4 6 0
25/25 SIMPLETONS (424) 32 39 1 45.1 25/33*MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE (557) 4 6 0
26/27 LA BOULANGE (533) 44 57 0 43.6 26/25 PONY BRIGADE (558) 4 11 1
27-28 THE MENTORS RIDE (550) 35 47 1 42.7 27/20 LAW DOGS (555) 4 11 0
28/26 PONY BRIGADE (558) 24 34 3 41.4 28/19 TIME STALLYANS (547) 3 12 0
29/29 OTTODROME XLV (549) 17 29 0 37.0 29/26 OTTODROME XLV (549) 3 12 0
30/31*MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE (557) 14 26 0 35.0 30-22 VILLAINS WE LOVE (537) 2 1 0
31-30 BOTTOM OF THE WORL (301) 15 32 0 31.9 31-23 FORCE OF FIVE (539) 2 3 0
32-32*1ST DIVISION (545) 13 29 0 31.0 32-29 BOTTOM OF THE WORL (301) 2 3 0
33/33 ABATTOIR 5 BLADES (535) 13 37 0 26.0 33-32*1ST DIVISION (545) 1 4 0
34-34*ALL SAINTS DAY (351) 1 5 0 16.7 34-34*ALL SAINTS DAY (351) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
Welcome to Turn 9 of the Stormcrowe Slaughterhouse V! It has turned into a tight race
at the top these last few turns. Shewish Drive Thru holds onto the slightest of
leads, a mere 5 points above Conscrips! However, there are many other teams in
striking distance, so success on these last turns will be crucial. Below is a
breakdown of scoring for Turn 8. Please be mindful that some of the scoring was
cumulative and covered turns 1-8, while a few of the categories only applied to turn
8.
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TURN 8 SCORING BREAKDOWN
1. STYLEMASTERS (+3 pts each stylemaster, Turn 8)
AB EXTRA USAGE (Bobs & Wolves)
BA SWISS ALP (Conscrips)
LU ICHABOD CRANE (Phantom Blades)
PL ALPHA REV (G-Vegas Gigolos)
PR WISCONSIN (Captains of Industry)
PS CHICAGO (Captains of Industry)
SL MONGOLIA (Conscrips)
ST EIRE (Conscrips)
TP DOOR DINGS (Shewish Drive Thru)
WS PROWLER (Phantom Blades)
2. TOP TEAM ON THE MOVE (+5 --> +1 pts descending, Turn 8)
International
Shewish Buffet
Going Berserk
CSU College Radio
Law Dogs
3. MOST SUCCESSFUL BLOODFEUDS (+5 pts, Turns 1-8)
Dead Time (4)
4. MOST AVOIDED SQUAD (+5 pts, Turns 1-8)
The Deplorables
5. MOST AVOIDING SQUAD (-5 pts, Turns 1-8)
Conscrips
6. TURN'S MOST FAVORITE (+5 pts, Turns 1-8)
F.R.O.G.Z.
7. TURN'S LEAST FAVORITE (+5 pts, Turns 1-8)
DATABASE EDITORS
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TURN 8 OVERALL TURN 8 OVERALL
RANK SQUAD SCORE SCORE RANK SQUAD SCORE SCORE
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1 Shewish Drive Thru 7 137 11 Phantom Blades 6 91
2 Conscrips 9 132 12 Alternative Facts 1 90
3 F.R.O.G.Z. 8 121 13 F/X 0 83
4 Bobs & Wolves 3 117 14 The Deplorables 5 72
5 Dead Time 5 117 15 Pain in the Otis 0 67
6 Silent But Deadly 0 116 16 MAGA 0 67
7 The Database Editors 5 114 17 Rune Force 0 41
8 TWiX 0 109 18 Rough Necks 0 34
9 G-Vegas Gigolos 5 108 19 Cannibal Specters 0 31
10 Captains of Industry 6 91 20 T-Rotten 0 (-10)
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This turn celebrates the grand ole arena 1 contest, the Mordanti Olympics! The
top 3 teams with the best win/loss records over the last 9 turns will gain some nice
bonus points for their squad, while fight scoring will reward those that challenge or
successfully defend against a challenge. Our scoring system this turn is:
The three teams (not squads) with the best win-loss record over turns 1-9 (who meet
minimum fight criteria). Cumulative kills and total recognition will serve as tie
breaks if needed.
Gold: 25 points
Silver: 15 points
Bronze: 10 Points
+ 3 Points for an Attacker [Challenge] Win (Challenges against squad-mates will incur
a -2 point penalty)
+3 Points for a Defender [being Challenged] Win (Challenges from squad-mates will
incur a -2 point penalty)
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There you have it, folks! The contest comes to an end next turn. Who will be
victorious? Can Assur and OAB maintain their tenuous hold on the top spot, or will
the surging Concrips make a big play this turn? Or, will some other dark horse team
emerge from the pack and shock all of us? See you next turn to answer all of these
questions!
-- Master Darque
SSV Moderator
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
I am different! I am. Unlike other former Duelmasters in The Slaughterhouse, I
shall write a DM Column. After all, I stand out, and I intend to stand out
exponentially!
First, what is Mongolia? Well let me tell you. Mongolia is a landlocked country
located between China and Russia. It is a vast emptiness that links land and sky, and
is one of the last few places on the planet where nomadic life is still a living
tradition. Mongolia may have various geopolitical, cultural and geographical
meanings. Mongolia consists of historic Outer Mongolia. The province of Inner
Mongolia is geographically and politically separate and located in northern part of
China yet it shares common borders with Mongolia.
But let me tell you about ME. Me ME ME! I was born of The Holy Grail. I was
blessed with +8 skills, and happily, some are decisive. I have gone 18-12-2 in
tournaments and won every single grudge match I have fought. My favorite moments were
the killing of Mary Cries (Fear Factory) and Sick Sam (Weird Students). Har har.
They are now more worthless than they once were!
So come and get me. Challenge me. (I do use an "if-challenged" strategy old
U.N. taught me.) After all, I need another kill. Or, perhaps, I shall just go ahead
and make my own challenge for a kill. I like kills. Beware.
-- Mongolia, International Duelmaster
SPY REPORT
Hail STORMCROWE! Warriors of the arena, prepare to be praised and blamed for
your deeds. I understand that The Shadow's Fountain is buying the drinks for NOV FUN
14 tonight, to honor their rise to 3rd after this turns 5-0-0. Hmmm. BIG LAKE
KILLERS must be either in pain, or numb, having dropped from 3rd to 14th this turn,
with a 1-4-0 acting as the weight. The MAIDEN JAPAN guild has had a 4-1-0 turn and
deserves to be watched in the future. You never know where this kind of thing can
lead. And let's see, A REPORTER fought SARA JANE MOORE and gained 25 points and
contributed to AVID FANS' 2-3-1. TWISTED has lost to GLUTEN FREE, falling 16 points,
while helping make WOB AFW a 2-3-0 turn. And all eyes were on PROWLER this turn as
he ascended to the throne of Duelmaster. STORMCROWE has a new victor! Can someone
confirm a rumor for me? I hear the top team makes their losing fighters do dishes at
The Shadow's Fountain until they win. Maybe?
I tell you, a green quarterstaff lasts longer than a seasoned sapling. A basher
friend of mine assures me this is true. I also notice that the BASH BROS CARS stable
was the most avoided team this turn. Come on STORMCROWE, what are you afraid of?
And avoiding BASH BROS CARS more than any other team we find HOWLIN SLAUGHTER.
STORMCROWE, are we going to accept, or respect this sort of thing? Well, sports
fans, take notice that BODY BAGUETTE from SHEWISH BUFFET was STORMCROWE's most
challenged warrior this turn. Well now, what do you expect when someone like DOOR
DINGS from BASH BROS CARS challenges down 30 points to fight EDGAR ALLAN POE of DEAD
POETS? Well, surprise, surprise, DOOR DINGS was bested by EDGAR ALLAN POE, and by
the way, DOOR DINGS now has a recognition score of 103. I don't know about you, but
ARTHUR BREMER challenging down 23 points to SIMPLETONS' UNION LOVER, is not really
worthy of BIG LAKE KILLERS. I thought challenges were for warriors, not cowards
looking for easy wins. ARTHUR BREMER won victory over UNION LOVER, is nothing
sacred? Tsk, tsk, tsk. THE HOUND, does your manager know you're challenging down 18
points to fight VIRGIL from DEAD POETS? Well, will you look at this, THE HOUND was
bested by VIRGIL, and ICE-N-FIRE will have to explain why they made such a challenge
in the first place. I don't know about you, but YAK challenging down 17 points to
NOV FUN 14's BLUEBERRY COBBLER, is not really worthy of GOING BERSERK. Well, it only
serves justice to see that YAK was defeated by BLUEBERRY COBBLER. Heh, heh. Well
now, what do you expect when someone like BRUCE BRENIZER from BIG LAKE KILLERS
challenges down 20 points to fight ARNIE BARKER of LAW DOGS? Well, surprise,
surprise, BRUCE BRENIZER lost to ARNIE BARKER, and by the way, BRUCE BRENIZER now has
a recognition score of 16. Building dreams on hope, MARX BRUDER challenged up 29
points this turn to take on SHANGHAI from INTERNATIONAL stable. Even though MARX
BRUDER lost the fight, he at least came away with a gain of 5 points for challenging
on of INTERNATIONAL. In a brave attempt, AN ARENA DOCTOR from AVID FANS challenged
up 19 points to fight PTOMAINE from the TIME STALLYANS stable. AN ARENA DOCTOR
perhaps got his just desserts, seeing as he won victory over PTOMAINE and ended up
with 101 recognition points.
The Dark Arena is for those who cannot win, not who cannot lose with grace.
Dignity in life or death is the warrior's creed. Banners at half mast, warriors, BIG
LAKE KILLERS has lost SARA JANE MOORE, and you might say all of STORMCROWE has felt
the loss, except maybe AVID FANS. I guess it was coming sooner or later, DARQUE
FORCES has lost LADY MACDEATH, and STORMCROWE is bound to miss her. For a little
while, at least. TIME STALLYANS has lost SANDTIGER to the arena in the sky, but they
don't seem to be worried. What do you expect from 5-4-0? A brave warrior does not
carry a red shield, he has nothing to cover or hide when the fight is over. Consider
well.
Remember, blood on the purple robe does not change it from a purple robe. Dare
to fight bravely. Well, I'm burning daylight here in STORMCROWE and I've a long road
ahead of me. Happy Trails. Until the sun next rises and my pen sets to paper--
Alarond the Scribe
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PROWLER 4350 19 10 0 116 PHANTOM REGIMENT (496)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
EIRE 5097 13 3 2 134 INTERNATIONAL (554)
ICHABOD CRANE 4352 19 8 2 115 PHANTOM REGIMENT (496)
WISCONSIN 5079 11 4 1 111 BATTLE SHIPS (552)
DOOR DINGS 5247 23 18 0 103 BASH BROS CARS (562)
AN ARENA DOCTOR 4175 16 18 1 101 AVID FANS (65)
ALPHA REV 5213 11 3 1 101 CSU COLLEGE RADIO (561)
DEAD BATTERY 5248 15 8 1 98 BASH BROS CARS (562)
MONGOLIA 5100 12 3 1 98 INTERNATIONAL (554)
EDGAR ALLAN POE 5016 11 9 0 97 DEAD POETS (548)
A REPORTER 4758 11 8 2 93 AVID FANS (65)
HUMAN BEAN 4853 10 4 0 93 SHEWISH BUFFET (520)
KIT KAT KATANA 4901 9 2 2 93 CANDY CRUSHERS (534)
BENDER 4804 9 5 0 92 SIMPLETONS (424)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GRATEFUL DEAD 4525 10 12 0 90 PHANTOM REGIMENT (496)
PTOMAINE 5002 20 17 2 89 TIME STALLYANS (547)
WAR MAIDEN 4743 19 19 1 87 DARQUE FORCES (428)
SPECTRE 4651 5 5 1 87 PHANTOM REGIMENT (496)
FLYING DUTCHMAN 4469 16 9 0 85 PHANTOM REGIMENT (496)
ALDON 5120 10 0 0 84 WOB AFW (556)
-VADER 4914 6 2 0 84 VILLAINS WE LOVE (537)
SWISS ALP 5098 14 7 3 83 INTERNATIONAL (554)
FOMO 5172 15 12 0 79 YUPPIE HORDE (560)
RAINBOW DASH 5143 9 4 2 78 PONY BRIGADE (558)
SHARPER IMAGE 5173 11 16 1 74 YUPPIE HORDE (560)
JACK MCCHOW 5104 11 8 0 73 LAW DOGS (555)
CHRISTINA 4957 8 3 0 72 WRATHMEN 1.1 (543)
-CHOPPER 5044 6 6 1 72 THE MENTORS RIDE (550)
BOMBAY BIKE CLUB 5214 11 9 0 70 CSU COLLEGE RADIO (561)
WRATHCHILD 4407 13 13 0 68 MAIDEN JAPAN (504)
ROCK OF AGES 5096 15 11 0 67 INTERNATIONAL (554)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
EXTRA USAGE 5152 9 0 0 66 NOV FUN 14 (559)
UNDK 4872 8 5 1 66 GOING BERSERK (527)
MELISSA 4953 6 5 0 63 WRATHMEN 1.1 (543)
BRAVE NEW WORLD 4453 8 15 3 62 MAIDEN JAPAN (504)
ARYA 4972 7 5 2 62 ICE-N-FIRE (544)
FAMILY RECIPE 4854 9 3 0 61 SHEWISH BUFFET (520)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
EDMUND KEMPER 5058 8 2 1 61 BIG LAKE KILLERS (551)
-OZARKS 5046 8 4 0 60 THE MENTORS RIDE (550)
SYLVIA PLATH 5008 7 3 0 59 DEAD POETS (548)
HMS CENTURIAN 5068 8 2 0 58 BATTLE SHIPS (552)
LE FOURNER 4895 9 11 0 57 LA BOULANGE (533)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
RIME-ANCIENT MARINER 4496 11 6 0 56 MAIDEN JAPAN (504)
A FUNKY NIGHTMARE 4905 5 5 0 56 ABATTOIR 5 BLADES (535)
L'APPRENTI 4898 9 12 0 55 LA BOULANGE (533)
CHICAGO 4801 9 3 0 55 SIMPLETONS (424)
BOULDER 5215 7 10 1 55 CSU COLLEGE RADIO (561)
GLUTEN FREE 5053 6 3 0 55 LA BOULANGE (533)
FEEDER 5252 5 4 0 55 HOWLIN SLAUGHTER (563)
-OCTO REX 5090 4 3 0 53 BOTTOM OF THE WORLD (301)
NO WASHER FLUID 5233 8 1 0 52 BASH BROS CARS (562)
USKURNTAI 4886 5 8 0 52 GOING BERSERK (527)
INSOLENT FURY 5169 12 6 1 51 YUPPIE HORDE (560)
RUNNING FREE 4406 12 13 0 49 MAIDEN JAPAN (504)
ATTICUS PINSCHER 5110 8 6 0 48 LAW DOGS (555)
-CAR SEAT HEADREST 5210 5 3 0 48 CSU COLLEGE RADIO (561)
NIKKI 4954 5 7 0 47 WRATHMEN 1.1 (543)
-DR. EVIL 5041 5 2 0 47 VILLAINS WE LOVE (537)
CHOKE-A-LOTS 4936 6 3 1 46 FREE CANDY (540)
PEZ PULVERIZER 5287 6 1 0 46 CANDY CRUSHERS (534)
ZIPPORWHILL 5138 4 6 0 46 PONY BRIGADE (558)
LIVE CATTLE 5253 5 4 1 44 HOWLIN SLAUGHTER (563)
SKETCHY JEFF 5036 4 5 0 44 OTTODROME XLV (549)
LEAN HOG 5255 5 4 0 42 HOWLIN SLAUGHTER (563)
EFFIE BOMB 5302 4 2 0 42 DARQUE FORCES (428)
PATHFINDER 4988 7 7 1 41 TIME STALLYANS (547)
AMMOZON 5256 6 3 0 41 DARQUE FORCES (428)
-FREDDY 4920 3 4 0 41 VILLAINS WE LOVE (537)
YAMATO 5083 6 4 0 40 BATTLE SHIPS (552)
RASAM 5117 6 7 0 40 WOB AFW (556)
THEON 5056 9 2 0 39 ICE-N-FIRE (544)
-RUSTBELT 4931 5 5 1 39 FORCE OF FIVE (539)
SHRIMP SCAMP 4855 4 6 0 39 SHEWISH BUFFET (520)
ODD AND EVEN 5135 4 4 0 39 MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE (557)
SECURITY GUARD 4825 7 8 1 38 AVID FANS (65)
BISHOP 5116 8 5 0 37 WOB AFW (556)
CARAMEL CUDGEL 4900 5 4 1 36 CANDY CRUSHERS (534)
PORTLY FELLOW 5035 5 5 0 36 OTTODROME XLV (549)
SHANGHAI 5323 3 0 0 36 INTERNATIONAL (554)
THE VEAL DEAL 5251 6 3 0 35 HOWLIN SLAUGHTER (563)
TWISTED 5113 5 4 1 35 WOB AFW (556)
-BLOW OUT 5043 5 10 0 35 THE MENTORS RIDE (550)
USURP IDOL 5151 5 4 0 35 NOV FUN 14 (559)
LEMON 5241 4 5 0 35 BASH BROS CARS (562)
PELOSI 5165 5 5 1 34 SIMPLETONS (424)
PRISM GLIDER 5146 4 5 1 34 PONY BRIGADE (558)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-BUBBLES 4935 7 3 0 33 FORCE OF FIVE (539)
HAPPY AND SAD 5136 3 5 0 33 MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE (557)
CLAWRENCE DARROW 5105 6 4 1 31 LAW DOGS (555)
BONKERS 4938 3 6 0 31 FREE CANDY (540)
BATTLE FROG 5167 6 5 0 30 YUPPIE HORDE (560)
PETIT PAIN 5054 5 4 0 30 LA BOULANGE (533)
BLACK AND WHITE 5137 4 4 0 30 MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE (557)
VIRGIL 5280 2 7 0 30 DEAD POETS (548)
-LOHENGRIN 4933 4 6 0 29 FORCE OF FIVE (539)
IMPERIA PAYNE 5085 6 3 1 28 FREE CANDY (540)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
QUATAN 4887 5 8 0 28 GOING BERSERK (527)
ARTHUR BREMER 5060 5 6 0 28 BIG LAKE KILLERS (551)
GUMMI BEAR GAVEL 5089 4 5 1 28 CANDY CRUSHERS (534)
THE FEVER DREAMER 4906 3 7 0 28 ABATTOIR 5 BLADES (535)
ORSON 5318 3 1 0 28 CSU COLLEGE RADIO (561)
SNOW 4971 6 6 1 27 ICE-N-FIRE (544)
-JOE TWITCH 4934 4 6 0 27 FORCE OF FIVE (539)
ARISTOPHANES 5103 3 7 0 27 DEAD POETS (548)
MARE DO WELL 5303 3 3 0 27 PONY BRIGADE (558)
THE MOUNTAIN 4969 7 5 0 26 ICE-N-FIRE (544)
-STUNTMAN 4932 5 5 0 26 FORCE OF FIVE (539)
STICKY SITUATION 4904 2 8 0 26 ABATTOIR 5 BLADES (535)
KIT KAT 5281 6 3 0 25 FREE CANDY (540)
TAFFY RESERVOIR 5208 4 5 0 25 NOV FUN 14 (559)
-NIMROD CAIN 4963 3 4 0 25 BOTTOM OF THE WORLD (301)
BLUEBERRY COBBLER 5307 3 3 0 25 NOV FUN 14 (559)
WITLESS WALRUS 5339 2 0 0 25 NOV FUN 14 (559)
-LEATHER NECK 4976 4 4 0 24 1ST DIVISION (545)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BLUE HORSESHOE 5039 2 7 0 23 OTTODROME XLV (549)
THE HOUND 4968 5 7 0 22 ICE-N-FIRE (544)
-MASTER GUNS 5258 4 3 0 22 1ST DIVISION (545)
BIRTHDAY CAKE 5037 3 6 0 21 OTTODROME XLV (549)
UPTOWN FUNK 5168 0 8 0 20 YUPPIE HORDE (560)
GINSU 5282 3 5 0 19 WOB AFW (556)
ARNIE BARKER 5332 1 1 0 19 LAW DOGS (555)
TOBIR BATTER 5316 1 2 0 19 SHEWISH BUFFET (520)
MOCHIZUKI CHIYOME 5283 5 3 0 18 TIME STALLYANS (547)
BATTLE WAGON 5275 4 5 1 18 BATTLE SHIPS (552)
TENDER TAPS 5139 3 6 0 18 PONY BRIGADE (558)
-DEVIL DOG 4975 3 5 0 18 1ST DIVISION (545)
-RECON 5259 2 5 0 18 1ST DIVISION (545)
BLUE DRAGON BLADE 5310 1 4 0 18 ABATTOIR 5 BLADES (535)
BRUCE BRENIZER 5294 3 4 1 16 BIG LAKE KILLERS (551)
HERSHEY HAMMER 5324 3 0 0 16 CANDY CRUSHERS (534)
BIG DUMMY 5087 3 7 0 16 SIMPLETONS (424)
ORFEO HART 5086 3 6 0 15 FREE CANDY (540)
LUCKY LOSER 5322 2 1 0 15 MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE (557)
BODY BAGUETTE 5308 1 4 0 15 SHEWISH BUFFET (520)
BONE MARROW 5337 1 1 0 15 HOWLIN SLAUGHTER (563)
FENDER BENDER 5328 1 2 0 14 BASH BROS CARS (562)
YAK 5296 3 2 1 12 GOING BERSERK (527)
-SATCHEL PUDDIN' 5284 3 2 0 11 BOTTOM OF THE WORLD (301)
REP #2 5297 2 4 1 11 WRATHMEN 1.1 (543)
-THROTTLE JOCKEY 5336 1 0 0 11 THE MENTORS RIDE (550)
-JOHN 3017 1 0 0 10 ALL SAINTS DAY (351)
-WOLF BOY 5327 1 0 0 10 BOTTOM OF THE WORLD (301)
BOOK KEEPER 5313 2 3 0 9 AVID FANS (65)
STRANGEWORLD 5319 2 2 0 9 MAIDEN JAPAN (504)
PONKT 5340 1 0 1 7 GOING BERSERK (527)
POISON IV 5338 1 1 0 6 DARQUE FORCES (428)
THE BRUTE SQUAD 5326 1 2 0 5 AVID FANS (65)
MARX BRUDER 5325 1 2 0 5 TIME STALLYANS (547)
OVID 5333 1 1 0 4 DEAD POETS (548)
BITTER SWEET 5321 0 3 0 4 MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE (557)
MARY KRUEGER 5329 0 3 0 3 BIG LAKE KILLERS (551)
UNION LOVER 5335 0 2 0 2 SIMPLETONS (424)
OUTSIDER 5334 0 2 0 2 LA BOULANGE (533)
STICKY BLUE BLADE 5343 0 1 0 1 ABATTOIR 5 BLADES (535)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
NASTY SAND DANCE 4907 2 7 0 ABATTOIR 5 BLADE 535 TWISTED 5113 392
TIRPITZ 5276 3 5 0 BATTLE SHIPS 552 CARAMEL CUDGEL 4900 392
SARA JANE MOORE 5061 7 3 1 BIG LAKE KILLERS 551 A REPORTER 4758 393
MIKE 4927 2 5 0 BOTTOM OF THE WO 301 SWISS ALP 5098 391
BUTTERSCOTCH BAS 4903 2 6 0 CANDY CRUSHERS 534 LIVE CATTLE 5253 390
LADY MACDEATH 4774 13 13 1 DARQUE FORCES 428 SPECTRE 4651 393
MUTTON HONEY 5254 1 6 0 HOWLIN SLAUGHTER 563 BRUCE BRENIZER 5294 391
DA1 5342 0 1 0 LAW DOGS 555 HIGH ELF 393 NONE
PERRO MASON 5109 6 8 0 LAW DOGS 555 KIT KAT KATANA 4901 389 NOT REVENGED
RUSTY SABITCH 5111 8 4 0 LAW DOGS 555 RAINBOW DASH 5143 391 REVENGED
HAPPY WHEAL 5150 2 4 0 NOV FUN 14 559 GUMMI BEAR GAVEL 5089 390 JUST REVENGED
JUST KILL ME 5341 0 1 0 OTTODROME XLV 549 PONKT 5340 393
MAN ABOUT TOWN 5038 3 4 0 OTTODROME XLV 549 ARYA 4972 391
SANDTIGER 5273 5 4 0 TIME STALLYANS 547 ARYA 4972 393
DARK HELMET 5293 1 2 1 VILLAINS WE LOVE 537 ME THREE 5270 389 NONE
THE JOKER 4916 4 4 0 VILLAINS WE LOVE 537 BOULDER 5215 390
KELLI 4955 6 3 0 WRATHMEN 1.1 543 EDMUND KEMPER 5058 391
PERSONAL ADS
OK. OK. Somebody has to say something, and I guess that just has to be me. -- U. N. ,
International
That North Korean regime is punk! -- U. N.
Hey, hey. I scored some points with my 4-1 and a Duelmaster plus two other
stylemasters. Hopefully our CONSCRIP squad can move up. and UP! -- U. N.
I just love smashing and dinging doors! -- Mongolia, International
Lemon, so sad that you had to be the one to be shanghaied! -- Shanghai (laughing all
the way to the bank.)
Brave New World, Orwell expected much more out of you. -- Rock Of Ages, International
What?! A whole great big battleship pounded holes in my slopes?! How despicable. --
Swiss Alps, International
Bender, I guess you could say your challenge raised my ire. -- Eire, International
OAB. Assur. Phbbbffttttttt! -- U. N.
Assur? Gentle, sweet, nice, Andorian Assur? Was that you that had your 4-3-0,33 (and
who knows really how many FE?) style-advantaged warrior deeply downchallenge to my 1-
0-0,14 brand new novice? Really? REALLY! Wowser! You, you, you......... -- U.N.,
Internationals
P.S. I forgot to mention that I did enjoy the easy win, however.
P.P.S Happy New Year.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
DA1 was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
JACK MCCHOW was devastated by KIT KAT KATANA in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud duel.
EXTRA USAGE handily defeated GUMMI BEAR GAVEL in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud match.
DOOR DINGS lost to EDGAR ALLAN POE in a popular 4 minute master's Challenge brawl.
EIRE overpowered HUMAN BEAN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
SHARPER IMAGE was viciously subdued by GRATEFUL DEAD in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
FOMO was viciously subdued by DEAD BATTERY in a 1 minute expert's Challenge fight.
AN ARENA DOCTOR vanquished PTOMAINE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
EDMUND KEMPER was vanquished by WAR MAIDEN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
SARA JANE MOORE was assassinated by A REPORTER in a 1 minute uneven Challenge match.
SWISS ALP savagely defeated BOMBAY BIKE CLUB in a 2 minute veteran's Challenge fight.
ALDON handily defeated UNDK in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
LADY MACDEATH was murdered by SPECTRE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
L'APPRENTI was overcome by BRAVE NEW WORLD in a 1 minute veteran's Challenge conflict.
ROCK OF AGES luckily beat BOULDER in a 3 minute expert's Challenge struggle.
LEMON was devastated by NIKKI in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
ZIPPORWHILL was savagely defeated by FAMILY RECIPE in a 3 minute Challenge bout.
CARAMEL CUDGEL was savagely defeated by USKURNTAI in a 3 minute Challenge match.
FEEDER devastated ATTICUS PINSCHER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
SECURITY GUARD was savagely defeated by LIVE CATTLE in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
TWISTED was overpowered by GLUTEN FREE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fray.
SYLVIA PLATH handily defeated RASAM in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
THEON was narrowly defeated by NO WASHER FLUID in a slow 29 minute Challenge fight.
SANDTIGER was executed by ARYA in a 1 minute gory uneven Challenge fight.
AMMOZON was overpowered by MELISSA in a 1 minute uneven Challenge match.
PETIT PAIN savagely defeated UPTOWN FUNK in a action packed 1 minute Challenge duel.
USURP IDOL handily defeated STICKY SITUATION in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
ARTHUR BREMER vanquished UNION LOVER in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
THE VEAL DEAL luckily beat SNOW in a action packed 6 minute gory Challenge duel.
THE HOUND was overpowered by VIRGIL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
YAK was defeated by BLUEBERRY COBBLER in a exciting 1 minute Challenge bout.
EFFIE BOMB overpowered PRISM GLIDER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
BRUCE BRENIZER was viciously subdued by ARNIE BARKER in a 4 minute Challenge duel.
TAFFY RESERVOIR subdued BODY BAGUETTE in a 1 minute Challenge match.
TOBIR BATTER devastated OUTSIDER in a 1 minute gory uneven Challenge bout.
TENDER TAPS was luckily beaten by BONKERS in a 1 minute Challenge match.
ARISTOPHANES vanquished ORFEO HART in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
OVID was handily defeated by BLUE DRAGON BLADE in a 1 minute Challenge match.
THE BRUTE SQUAD was vanquished by LUCKY LOSER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
WITLESS WALRUS vanquished BIRTHDAY CAKE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
MARX BRUDER was vanquished by SHANGHAI in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge conflict.
BONE MARROW devastated BOOK KEEPER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
FENDER BENDER overcame POISON IV in a exciting 4 minute novice's Challenge conflict.
MONGOLIA was defeated by PROWLER in a action packed 1 minute veteran's Title battle.
WISCONSIN overpowered FLYING DUTCHMAN in a 1 minute uneven bout.
ICHABOD CRANE overpowered RAINBOW DASH in a exciting 1 minute uneven competition.
ALPHA REV subdued CHRISTINA in a exciting 1 minute brutal veteran's conflict.
BENDER overpowered A FUNKY NIGHTMARE in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
RUNNING FREE was viciously subdued by HMS CENTURIAN in a exciting 1 minute conflict.
WRATHCHILD demolished CLAWRENCE DARROW in a popular 1 minute mismatched battle.
IMPERIA PAYNE was bested by YAMATO in a 1 minute match.
SHRIMP SCAMP subdued QUATAN in a crowd pleasing 3 minute contest.
SKETCHY JEFF overpowered BATTLE WAGON in a 1 minute uneven bout.
PORTLY FELLOW was bested by LE FOURNER in a popular 2 minute fight.
RIME-ANCIENT MARINER unbelievably bested CHOKE-A-LOTS in a 5 minute conflict.
PATHFINDER was beaten by CHICAGO in a action packed 5 minute fight.
BISHOP was savagely defeated by INSOLENT FURY in a exciting 4 minute bloody conflict.
PEZ PULVERIZER beat AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 2 minute gory struggle.
PELOSI beat BLUE HORSESHOE in a exciting 3 minute brawl.
BLACK AND WHITE was vanquished by LEAN HOG in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
ODD AND EVEN overpowered THE FEVER DREAMER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
THE MOUNTAIN was savagely defeated by HAPPY AND SAD in a exciting 10 minute battle.
MOCHIZUKI CHIYOME was defeated by MARE DO WELL in a 3 minute fight.
KIT KAT devastated MARY KRUEGER in a 5 minute uneven match.
GINSU bested BIG DUMMY in a exciting 1 minute bout.
REP #2 was demolished by ORSON in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
BATTLE FROG overpowered EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
BITTER SWEET lost to HERSHEY HAMMER in a crowd pleasing 4 minute novice's struggle.
STRANGEWORLD subdued STICKY BLUE BLADE in a 2 minute beginner's match.
JUST KILL ME was viciously butchered by PONKT in a 1 minute gory novice's battle.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 27 TOTAL PARRY 123 - 84 - 0 59 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 23 PARRY-LUNGE 34 - 28 - 2 55 |
|BASHING ATTACK 21 PARRY-RIPOSTE 27 - 23 - 2 54 |
|TOTAL PARRY 19 AIMED BLOW 58 - 55 - 2 51 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 15 STRIKING ATTACK 150 - 149 - 11 50 |
|WALL OF STEEL 13 PARRY-STRIKE 12 - 12 - 0 50 |
|AIMED BLOW 7 LUNGING ATTACK 139 - 154 - 8 47 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 5 BASHING ATTACK 100 - 113 - 8 47 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 WALL OF STEEL 78 - 96 - 6 45 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 3 SLASHING ATTACK 75 - 98 - 2 43 |
Turn 393 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
TOTAL PARRY 12 - 7 BASHING ATTACK 10 - 11 3 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 3 - 2 AIMED BLOW 3 - 4 2 STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 16 - 11 SLASHING ATTACK 6 - 9 1 WALL OF STEEL
STRIKING ATTACK 12 - 11 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 2 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 2 WALL OF STEEL 4 - 9 1 TOTAL PARRY
1 PARRY-LUNGE
1 SLASHING ATTACK
1 BASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
WALL OF STEEL PROWLER 4350 19 10 0 116 PHANTOM REGIMENT (496)
STRIKING ATTACK EIRE 5097 13 3 2 134 INTERNATIONAL (554)
LUNGING ATTACK ICHABOD CRANE 4352 19 8 2 115 PHANTOM REGIMENT (496)
PARRY-RIPOSTE WISCONSIN 5079 11 4 1 111 BATTLE SHIPS (552)
TOTAL PARRY DOOR DINGS 5247 23 18 0 103 BASH BROS CARS (562)
PARRY-LUNGE ALPHA REV 5213 11 3 1 101 CSU COLLEGE RADIO (561)
SLASHING ATTACK MONGOLIA 5100 12 3 1 98 INTERNATIONAL (554)
BASHING ATTACK A REPORTER 4758 11 8 2 93 AVID FANS (65)
AIMED BLOW EXTRA USAGE 5152 9 0 0 66 NOV FUN 14 (559)
PARRY-STRIKE CHICAGO 4801 9 3 0 55 SIMPLETONS (424)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is GRATEFUL DEAD 4525. The most popular warrior this
turn was CHOKE-A-LOTS 4936. The ten other most popular fighters were SNOW 4971,
USKURNTAI 4886, POISON IV 5338, BOULDER 5215, FAMILY RECIPE 4854, PATHFINDER 4988,
INSOLENT FURY 5169, BITTER SWEET 5321, EDGAR ALLAN POE 5016, and PELOSI 5165.
The least popular fighter this week was NO WASHER FLUID 5233. The other ten least
popular fighters were THEON 5056, THE MOUNTAIN 4969, JUST KILL ME 5341, REP #2 5297,
KIT KAT 5281, MARE DO WELL 5303, BLACK AND WHITE 5137, BATTLE WAGON 5275, A FUNKY
NIGHTMARE 4905, and MARX BRUDER 5325.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
PROWLER (45-4350) PHANTOM REGIMENT (496)
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