DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 01/31/2018 Duedate: 02/27/2018
STORMCROWE ARENA
DM-45 TURN-394
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
EIRE
INTERNATIONAL (554)
(45-5097) [14-3-2,138]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
EIRE ODD AND EVEN
INTERNATIONAL (554) MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE (557)
(45-5097) [14-3-2,138] (45-5135) [5-4-0,44]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
GRATEFUL DEAD BOOK KEEPER
PHANTOM REGIMENT (496) AVID FANS (65)
(45-4525) [10-13-0,90] (45-5313) [3-3-0,23]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
HOWLIN SLAUGHTER (563)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. BOOK OF THOMAS (528) 58
2. GOING BERSERK (527) 50 INTERNATIONAL (554)
3. HOWLIN SLAUGHTER (563) 41 Unchartered Team
4. PONY BRIGADE (558) 40
5. CSU COLLEGE RADIO (561) 37 MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE (557)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 INTERNATIONAL (554) 79 34 8 69.9 1/ 2 HOWLIN SLAUGHTER (563) 12 3 1
2/ 2 DARQUE FORCES (428) 562 348 34 61.8 2/11 CSU COLLEGE RADIO (561) 10 4 0
3/ 3 PHANTOM REGIMENT (496) 93 61 5 60.4 3/ 6 GOING BERSERK (527) 10 5 1
4/ 4 CSU COLLEGE RADIO (561) 75 50 2 60.0 4/ 9 DEAD POETS (548) 10 5 0
5/ 6 GOING BERSERK (527) 84 59 8 58.7 5/ 1 INTERNATIONAL (554) 10 5 0
6/ 7 BASH BROS CARS (562) 76 56 2 57.6 6/ 3 NOV FUN 14 (559) 10 5 0
7/ 8 ICE-N-FIRE (544) 37 28 3 56.9 7/ 4 BATTLE SHIPS (552) 9 4 0
8/ 5 NOV FUN 14 (559) 29 22 0 56.9 8/ 8 SHEWISH BUFFET (520) 9 6 2
9/16 HOWLIN SLAUGHTER (563) 28 22 2 56.0 9/19 BASH BROS CARS (562) 9 6 1
10-10 WRATHMEN 1.1 (543) 30 25 1 54.5 10/ 7 CANDY CRUSHERS (534) 9 6 1
11/ 9 CANDY CRUSHERS (534) 32 27 4 54.2 11/12 MAIDEN JAPAN (504) 9 6 0
12/11 AVID FANS (65) 216 188 22 53.5 12/ 5 PHANTOM REGIMENT (496) 8 7 2
13/14 YUPPIE HORDE (560) 197 188 11 51.2 13/10 WOB AFW (556) 8 7 1
14/13 LAW DOGS (555) 42 41 1 50.6 14/21 SIMPLETONS (424) 8 7 0
15/15 WOB AFW (556) 46 45 2 50.5 15/15 ICE-N-FIRE (544) 7 8 1
16/18 SHEWISH BUFFET (520) 128 128 10 50.0 16/17 LA BOULANGE (533) 7 8 1
17/17 FREE CANDY (540) 26 26 2 50.0 17/13 FREE CANDY (540) 7 8 0
18/20 TIME STALLYANS (547) 94 95 11 49.7 18/25*MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE (557) 6 4 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19/12 BIG LAKE KILLERS (551) 27 29 4 48.2 19/16 DARQUE FORCES (428) 6 9 0
20/21 MAIDEN JAPAN (504) 60 66 3 47.6 20/ 0 BOOK OF THOMAS (528) 5 0 0
21/24 BATTLE SHIPS (552) 37 41 2 47.4 21/22 AVID FANS (65) 5 10 1
22/22 DEAD POETS (548) 60 68 3 46.9 22/14 BIG LAKE KILLERS (551) 5 10 0
23/25 SIMPLETONS (424) 35 41 1 46.1 23/26 PONY BRIGADE (558) 5 10 0
24/ 0 BOOK OF THOMAS (528) 26 31 0 45.6 24/23 ABATTOIR 5 BLADES (535) 5 10 0
25/26 LA BOULANGE (533) 46 60 1 43.4 25/18 YUPPIE HORDE (560) 5 10 0
26/28 PONY BRIGADE (558) 27 36 3 42.9 26-20 WRATHMEN 1.1 (543) 4 4 0
27/27 THE MENTORS RIDE (550) 36 50 1 41.9 27/28 TIME STALLYANS (547) 4 11 0
28/30*MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE (557) 17 28 0 37.8 28/24 THE MENTORS RIDE (550) 3 6 0
29/29 OTTODROME XLV (549) 19 32 0 37.3 29/29 OTTODROME XLV (549) 3 12 0
30/33 ABATTOIR 5 BLADES (535) 15 40 0 27.3 30/27 LAW DOGS (555) 3 12 0
31-34*ALL SAINTS DAY (351) 1 5 0 16.7 31-34*ALL SAINTS DAY (351) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
Stormcrowe Slaughterhouse Turn 9 Scoring
Turn 9 was an interesting and exciting one (possibly frustrating for a few squads
too). We had a lead change as Conscrips take over the top spot. Can they hold on for
the final turn or will Shewish Drive Thru reassert themselves for the win? It is
possible another team can win it all with a spectacular turn as well. I look forward
to seeing how it all plays out!
Here is the scoring breakdown for last turn.
MORDANTI OLYMPICS
Medals (best team records turns 1-9)
Gold -- International 33-12-3 (73.33%)
Silver -- Phantom Regiment 29-16-1 (64.44%)
Bronze -- Bash Bros Cars 27-17-0 (61.36%)
Overall Standings
Rank Squad Turn 9 Total Rank Squad Turn 9 Total
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1 Conscrips 43 175 11 Alternative Facts 6 96
2 Shewish Drive Thru 25 162 12 Captains of Industry 0 91
3 Bobs & Wolves 27 144 13 F/X 0 83
4 F.R.O.G.Z. 9 130 14 The Deplorables 3 75
5 Dead Time 12 129 15 MAGA 6 73
6 The Database Editors 6 120 16 Pain in the Otis 0 67
7 Silent But Deadly 3 119 17 Rune Force 0 41
8 TWiX 6 115 18 Rough Necks 0 34
9 Phantom Blades 24 115 19 Cannibal Specters 0 31
10 G-Vegas Gigolos 6 114 20 T-Rotten 0 (-10)
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THIS IS THE END! We return to traditional Slaughterhouse scoring with increased
values. The scoring for this final turn will be:
+5 Win
-5 Death
+5 Kill
Wins and kills against Arena Stand Bys and Squad-mates will not be scored (Please
note: Death against any opponent will be scored with a -5). Dark Arena fights will be
scored regularly.
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I hope you all have enjoyed the contest. I will issue a prize list next turn in
the newsletter. This includes the grand prizes and the endurance awards. Please
remember that all prizes must be used in a timely manner, as established by RSI, and
must be applied to warrior(s) in DM 45.
Until the next time,
-- Master Darque
SSV Moderator
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
And so it seems our wonderful little contest draws to a close. A fine thing that
it should enter its final turn with a Phantom on the throne. The plan was to not
graduate until it was done and, well, mission accomplished, I guess. The contest is
complete and I am off to the Isle. I suspect that Ichabod and perhaps others from my
team will soon join me as well. There is no way Scrawny old Crane would last another
10-turn contest. But whatever happens to them, for myself I can rest assured that I
have run the gauntlet and join Jacob Marley as arena 45 Phantoms in AD.
As for the contest, I was quite pleased to see that the Regiment held strong --
maintaining the second best overall record through the contest of any team. Indeed,
never take a ghost for granted. Alas, the wins apparently did not always come at the
right time and under the right circumstances as our Phantom Blades squad will not be
taking home any hardware from this contest. Still, a chilly Phantom 'congrats' and a
'thank you' go out to our partners on the contest squad -- the Abattoir 5 Blades run
by Master Hammer. We did not, perhaps, reach expectations, but it was an honor
competing with your blades. We salute you!
I would also be remiss if I did not issue a congratulations and a thank you to
the Master of Ceremonies, Master Darque. You run a fine contest, Sir. Things went
smoothly and it was good to be back in Stormcrowe. A contest to honor a manager is a
good thing. A well run contest is a great thing. And this contest was well run and a
pleasure to be a part of. I can not take all of the credit for that, and so must
shine some well deserved light upon yourself. Step into the spotlight, Master Darque!
And finally, like any good contest, we head into the final turn not yet knowing
who the victor will be. There are plenty of points out there to be had. Best of luck
to those in contention and best of luck to the warriors -- may your opponent not earn
those 5 points for a kill!
-- Prowler of the Phantom Regiment
Duelmaster, Stylemaster, Lord Protector
and all-around contest enthusiast!
SPY REPORT
Like the magnificent Sun, rising upon the Dawn and exiling the Night for a Day,
I, Novgorodny Vir, return once again! INTERNATIONAL? Who? HOWLIN SLAUGHTER is the
top team these days, buddies! BIG LAKE KILLERS after a sorry 0-5-0 might want to
consider abandoning the sands and taking up singing the 'Can't fight no more' blues!
Good things come to those who fight well, as CSU COLLEGE RADIO can attest, moving up
by 9. PONY BRIGADE had cause to celebrate, after RAINBOW DASH got 25 points by
beating MONGOLIA. A certain someone should cut down on the drinking and practice
more, after losing 18 points to RAINBOW DASH. (Discrete enough, MONGOLIA?)
Duelmaster PROWLER from PHANTOM REGIMENT is going for the gold, as he Dark Arena
Challenged DARK ARENA's BLACK ORC. Ooh, the excitement! Those who hoped for a new
Duelmaster were disappointed by BLACK ORC, of DARK ARENA, who despite a 0-0-0
couldn't overcome STORMCROWE's Number 1. Word has it one team in STORMCROWE is using
psychics to predict wins. They lead a charmed life!
And how sociable are STORMCROWE's warriors? Come, let us see. Like the noble
eagle soaring amongst the mountaintops, so stand the warriors of BASH BROS CARS,
alone and unchallenged. The warriors of BASH BROS CARS found their efforts at combat
frustrated as AVID FANS apparently had more important things to do than fight.
Everyone is famous for fifteen minutes, and LEMON is it right now. Most challenged
warrior. Isn't BASH BROS CARS proud! Take heed STORMCROWE, of the unprincipled
action of SYLVIA PLATH. By challenging RASAM, 19 points below her, SYLVIA PLATH
besmirches the noble art of dueling. Bookies and SYLVIA PLATH were more than a
little surprised, as RASAM snatched an easy victory from SYLVIA PLATH, gaining 22
points. Them's the breaks, PELOSI. Expecting fair challenges from SHEWISH BUFFET is
evidently too much to ask. FAMILY RECIPE slew PELOSI. The whole thing leaves a
bitter memory. As a confidence booster, FEEDER challenged SHRIMP SCAMP, down 16
points. Do you also slay vicious rodents in your spare time, FEEDER? Warriors of
STORMCROWE! Do you wish your reputations tainted by the base challenge of FEEDER?
Take heed STORMCROWE, of the unprincipled action of CLAWRENCE DARROW. By
challenging MARY KRUEGER, 28 points below him, CLAWRENCE DARROW besmirches the noble
art of dueling. CLAWRENCE DARROW subdued MARY KRUEGER with a point difference of 28.
So this is what STORMCROWE calls a duel. This will make an interesting tale. Them's
the breaks, STICKY BLUE BLADE. Expecting fair challenges from ICE-N-FIRE is
evidently too much to ask. Warriors of STORMCROWE! Do you wish your reputations
tainted by the base challenge of THE MOUNTAIN? As a confidence booster, SNOW
challenged STRANGEWORLD, down 18 points. Do you also slay vicious rodents in your
spare time, SNOW? Yes, Virginia, sometimes the little guy wins, as STRANGEWORLD
proved, beating 18 point higher SNOW. Take heed STORMCROWE, of the unprincipled
action of TOBIR BATTER. By challenging UNION LOVER, 17 points below him, TOBIR
BATTER besmirches the noble art of dueling. Next time TOBIR BATTER walks with his
head high remind him of the fight where he challenged down 17 points and lost to
UNION LOVER.
Like the wind whispering among the pines, do hearest I many disquieting rumors.
BLACK ORC in the Dark Arena wasn't enough for PROWLER of PHANTOM REGIMENT. Maybe
that certain serving girl(?) at The Shadow's Fountain will be! Those who owe HUMAN
BEAN of SHEWISH BUFFET money and had written him off, take note: he'S BACK FROM THE
DARK ARENA!!! AND he'S MAD!!! BLACK ORC in the Dark Arena wasn't enough for DEAD
BATTERY of BASH BROS CARS. Maybe that certain serving girl(?) at The Shadow's
Fountain will be! FAMILY RECIPE of SHEWISH BUFFET spared PELOSI (5-6-1) from having
to lose any more fights. What's your next plan, SIMPLETONS? LIVE CATTLE of HOWLIN
SLAUGHTER sends SKETCHY JEFF of OTTODROME XLV goes to the Weary Warrior's Retirement
Home. STORMCROWE has no place for weaklings! BRAVE NEW WORLD of MAIDEN JAPAN,
possessing a sorry record of 8-16-3, lost his last battle to L'APPRENTI of LA
BOULANGE. Young warriors, take note! Such is a failure's lot! Death in the arena!
In a cheap quest for a cheap victory, FAMILY RECIPE faced PELOSI in an uneven fight.
SIMPLETONS, we expect bloody revenge! Does WRATHMEN 1.1 care so little for their
fallen comrade, KELLI? EDMUND KEMPER was heard at The Shadow's Fountain sneering...
Ask not for whom the sword slashes; it slashes for thee.
All good things must come to an end. My fingers tire and I fear my incessant
prattling may cause unfair judgement upon my impeccable character. STORMCROWE, I
leave you now. The Duelmaster has agreed to foot my bill at The Shadow's Fountain.
'Til next time-- Novgorodny Vir
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
EIRE 5097 14 3 2 138 INTERNATIONAL (554)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
WISCONSIN 5079 12 4 1 113 BATTLE SHIPS (552)
ALPHA REV 5213 12 3 1 109 CSU COLLEGE RADIO (561)
DOOR DINGS 5247 24 18 0 106 BASH BROS CARS (562)
ICHABOD CRANE 4352 19 9 2 106 PHANTOM REGIMENT (496)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
A REPORTER 4758 12 8 2 106 AVID FANS (65)
PTOMAINE 5002 21 17 2 105 TIME STALLYANS (547)
RAINBOW DASH 5143 10 4 2 103 PONY BRIGADE (558)
FOMO 5172 16 12 0 102 YUPPIE HORDE (560)
DEAD BATTERY 5248 16 8 2 100 BASH BROS CARS (562)
BENDER 4804 10 5 0 100 SIMPLETONS (424)
SPECTRE 4651 6 5 1 98 PHANTOM REGIMENT (496)
AN ARENA DOCTOR 4175 16 19 1 97 AVID FANS (65)
HUMAN BEAN 4853 11 4 1 95 SHEWISH BUFFET (520)
ALDON 5120 11 0 0 91 WOB AFW (556)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GRATEFUL DEAD 4525 10 13 0 90 PHANTOM REGIMENT (496)
FLYING DUTCHMAN 4469 16 10 0 86 PHANTOM REGIMENT (496)
SWISS ALP 5098 15 7 3 86 INTERNATIONAL (554)
EDGAR ALLAN POE 5016 11 10 0 86 DEAD POETS (548)
KIT KAT KATANA 4901 9 3 2 82 CANDY CRUSHERS (534)
MONGOLIA 5100 12 4 1 80 INTERNATIONAL (554)
BOMBAY BIKE CLUB 5214 12 9 0 80 CSU COLLEGE RADIO (561)
WAR MAIDEN 4743 19 20 1 78 DARQUE FORCES (428)
SHARPER IMAGE 5173 11 17 1 74 YUPPIE HORDE (560)
HMS CENTURIAN 5068 9 2 0 73 BATTLE SHIPS (552)
-CHRISTINA 4957 8 3 0 72 WRATHMEN 1.1 (543)
-CHOPPER 5044 6 6 1 72 THE MENTORS RIDE (550)
JACK MCCHOW 5104 11 9 0 70 LAW DOGS (555)
WRATHCHILD 4407 13 14 0 68 MAIDEN JAPAN (504)
EXTRA USAGE 5152 10 0 0 68 NOV FUN 14 (559)
UNDK 4872 9 5 1 68 GOING BERSERK (527)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FAMILY RECIPE 4854 10 3 1 66 SHEWISH BUFFET (520)
L'APPRENTI 4898 10 12 1 66 LA BOULANGE (533)
BOULDER 5215 8 10 1 66 CSU COLLEGE RADIO (561)
USKURNTAI 4886 6 8 0 66 GOING BERSERK (527)
GLUTEN FREE 5053 7 3 0 63 LA BOULANGE (533)
-MELISSA 4953 6 5 0 63 WRATHMEN 1.1 (543)
CAR SEAT HEADREST 5210 6 3 0 63 CSU COLLEGE RADIO (561)
RASAM 5117 7 7 0 62 WOB AFW (556)
ROCK OF AGES 5096 15 12 0 61 INTERNATIONAL (554)
FEEDER 5252 6 4 0 59 HOWLIN SLAUGHTER (563)
RIME-ANCIENT MARINER 4496 12 6 0 58 MAIDEN JAPAN (504)
OZARKS 5046 8 5 0 58 THE MENTORS RIDE (550)
CHICAGO 4801 10 3 0 57 SIMPLETONS (424)
LE FOURNER 4895 9 12 0 57 LA BOULANGE (533)
LIVE CATTLE 5253 6 4 2 57 HOWLIN SLAUGHTER (563)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
AMMOZON 5256 7 3 0 56 DARQUE FORCES (428)
RUNNING FREE 4406 13 13 0 52 MAIDEN JAPAN (504)
CHOKE-A-LOTS 4936 7 3 1 52 FREE CANDY (540)
QUATAN 4887 6 8 0 52 GOING BERSERK (527)
EDMUND KEMPER 5058 8 3 1 50 BIG LAKE KILLERS (551)
BONKERS 4938 4 6 0 50 FREE CANDY (540)
ATTICUS PINSCHER 5110 8 7 0 49 LAW DOGS (555)
LEAN HOG 5255 6 4 0 49 HOWLIN SLAUGHTER (563)
THE VEAL DEAL 5251 7 3 0 48 HOWLIN SLAUGHTER (563)
-NIKKI 4954 5 7 0 47 WRATHMEN 1.1 (543)
LEMON 5241 5 5 0 46 BASH BROS CARS (562)
THEON 5056 10 2 0 45 ICE-N-FIRE (544)
CARAMEL CUDGEL 4900 6 4 1 45 CANDY CRUSHERS (534)
PRISM GLIDER 5146 5 5 1 45 PONY BRIGADE (558)
A FUNKY NIGHTMARE 4905 5 6 0 45 ABATTOIR 5 BLADES (535)
INSOLENT FURY 5169 12 7 1 44 YUPPIE HORDE (560)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ODD AND EVEN 5135 5 4 0 44 MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE (557)
YAMATO 5083 7 4 0 43 BATTLE SHIPS (552)
SECURITY GUARD 4825 8 8 1 42 AVID FANS (65)
NO WASHER FLUID 5233 8 2 0 42 BASH BROS CARS (562)
ZIPPORWHILL 5138 4 7 0 42 PONY BRIGADE (558)
BATTLE FROG 5167 7 5 0 41 YUPPIE HORDE (560)
PORTLY FELLOW 5035 5 6 0 40 OTTODROME XLV (549)
BISHOP 5116 8 6 0 39 WOB AFW (556)
SYLVIA PLATH 5008 7 4 0 39 DEAD POETS (548)
SHRIMP SCAMP 4855 4 7 0 39 SHEWISH BUFFET (520)
PEZ PULVERIZER 5287 6 2 0 38 CANDY CRUSHERS (534)
TWISTED 5113 5 5 1 37 WOB AFW (556)
HAPPY AND SAD 5136 4 5 0 37 MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE (557)
PATHFINDER 4988 7 8 1 36 TIME STALLYANS (547)
EFFIE BOMB 5302 4 3 0 36 DARQUE FORCES (428)
STICKY SITUATION 4904 3 8 0 36 ABATTOIR 5 BLADES (535)
THE MOUNTAIN 4969 8 5 0 35 ICE-N-FIRE (544)
CLAWRENCE DARROW 5105 7 4 1 35 LAW DOGS (555)
ARISTOPHANES 5103 4 7 0 35 DEAD POETS (548)
WITLESS WALRUS 5339 3 0 0 35 NOV FUN 14 (559)
SHANGHAI 5323 3 1 0 35 INTERNATIONAL (554)
ARTHUR BREMER 5060 5 7 0 34 BIG LAKE KILLERS (551)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
URBAN LEGEND 4836 3 7 0 33 BOOK OF THOMAS (528)
VIRGIL 5280 3 7 0 33 DEAD POETS (548)
BLUE HORSESHOE 5039 3 7 0 32 OTTODROME XLV (549)
USURP IDOL 5151 5 5 0 31 NOV FUN 14 (559)
GUMMI BEAR GAVEL 5089 4 6 1 31 CANDY CRUSHERS (534)
BLACK AND WHITE 5137 4 5 0 31 MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE (557)
BLUE DRAGON BLADE 5310 2 4 0 31 ABATTOIR 5 BLADES (535)
SNOW 4971 6 7 1 30 ICE-N-FIRE (544)
BLOW OUT 5043 5 11 0 30 THE MENTORS RIDE (550)
TENDER TAPS 5139 4 6 0 29 PONY BRIGADE (558)
THE FEVER DREAMER 4906 3 8 0 29 ABATTOIR 5 BLADES (535)
IMPERIA PAYNE 5085 6 4 1 27 FREE CANDY (540)
THE HOUND 4968 5 8 0 27 ICE-N-FIRE (544)
FOLK TALE 4860 3 1 0 25 BOOK OF THOMAS (528)
YAK 5296 4 2 1 24 GOING BERSERK (527)
MARE DO WELL 5303 3 4 0 24 PONY BRIGADE (558)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MOCHIZUKI CHIYOME 5283 6 3 0 23 TIME STALLYANS (547)
BOOK KEEPER 5313 3 3 0 23 AVID FANS (65)
STRANGEWORLD 5319 3 2 0 23 MAIDEN JAPAN (504)
KIT KAT 5281 6 4 0 22 FREE CANDY (540)
HERSHEY HAMMER 5324 4 0 0 22 CANDY CRUSHERS (534)
BIRTHDAY CAKE 5037 3 7 0 22 OTTODROME XLV (549)
PRISM GUARD 4857 2 1 0 22 BOOK OF THOMAS (528)
PETIT PAIN 5054 5 5 0 21 LA BOULANGE (533)
BRUCE BRENIZER 5294 3 5 1 21 BIG LAKE KILLERS (551)
KWITCHERBICHON 4861 3 1 0 21 BOOK OF THOMAS (528)
ORSON 5318 3 2 0 21 CSU COLLEGE RADIO (561)
THROTTLE JOCKEY 5336 2 0 0 21 THE MENTORS RIDE (550)
UNION LOVER 5335 1 2 0 21 SIMPLETONS (424)
UPTOWN FUNK 5168 0 9 0 21 YUPPIE HORDE (560)
TAFFY RESERVOIR 5208 4 6 0 20 NOV FUN 14 (559)
BATTLE WAGON 5275 4 6 1 19 BATTLE SHIPS (552)
BONE MARROW 5337 2 1 0 19 HOWLIN SLAUGHTER (563)
GINSU 5282 3 6 0 17 WOB AFW (556)
LUCKY LOSER 5322 3 1 0 17 MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE (557)
BIG DUMMY 5087 3 8 0 17 SIMPLETONS (424)
FENDER BENDER 5328 2 2 0 17 BASH BROS CARS (562)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ORFEO HART 5086 3 7 0 16 FREE CANDY (540)
BODY BAGUETTE 5308 1 5 0 16 SHEWISH BUFFET (520)
BLUEBERRY COBBLER 5307 3 4 0 15 NOV FUN 14 (559)
OVID 5333 2 1 0 14 DEAD POETS (548)
TOBIR BATTER 5316 1 3 0 14 SHEWISH BUFFET (520)
MANCE RAYDER 5347 1 0 0 13 ICE-N-FIRE (544)
-REP #2 5297 2 4 1 11 WRATHMEN 1.1 (543)
ARNIE BARKER 5332 1 2 0 11 LAW DOGS (555)
MUDSUCKER 5346 1 0 0 10 OTTODROME XLV (549)
-JOHN 3017 1 0 0 10 ALL SAINTS DAY (351)
MARY KRUEGER 5329 0 4 0 10 BIG LAKE KILLERS (551)
DOROTHY 5055 1 0 0 9 BOOK OF THOMAS (528)
DEVIL'S DAUGHTER 5344 1 0 0 8 TIME STALLYANS (547)
THE BRUTE SQUAD 5326 1 3 0 6 AVID FANS (65)
MARX BRUDER 5325 1 3 0 6 TIME STALLYANS (547)
BITTER SWEET 5321 0 4 0 6 MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE (557)
STICKY BLUE BLADE 5343 0 2 0 6 ABATTOIR 5 BLADES (535)
PONKT 5340 1 1 1 5 GOING BERSERK (527)
POISON IV 5338 1 2 0 5 DARQUE FORCES (428)
OUTSIDER 5334 0 3 0 3 LA BOULANGE (533)
MR. KAPLAN 5349 0 1 0 1 DARQUE FORCES (428)
TSUTOMU MIYAZAKI 5348 0 1 0 1 BIG LAKE KILLERS (551)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
NASTY SAND DANCE 4907 2 7 0 ABATTOIR 5 BLADE 535 TWISTED 5113 392
TIRPITZ 5276 3 5 0 BATTLE SHIPS 552 CARAMEL CUDGEL 4900 392
SARA JANE MOORE 5061 7 3 1 BIG LAKE KILLERS 551 A REPORTER 4758 393
MIKE 4927 2 5 0 BOTTOM OF THE WO 301 SWISS ALP 5098 391
BUTTERSCOTCH BAS 4903 2 6 0 CANDY CRUSHERS 534 LIVE CATTLE 5253 390 NOT REVENGED
BLACK ORC 0 0 0 DARK ARENA DEAD BATTERY 5248 394 NONE
MOUNTAIN TROLL 0 0 0 DARK ARENA HUMAN BEAN 4853 394 NONE
LADY MACDEATH 4774 13 13 1 DARQUE FORCES 428 SPECTRE 4651 393
MUTTON HONEY 5254 1 6 0 HOWLIN SLAUGHTER 563 BRUCE BRENIZER 5294 391
DA1 5345 0 1 0 LAW DOGS 555 BLACK ORC 394 NONE
RUSTY SABITCH 5111 8 4 0 LAW DOGS 555 RAINBOW DASH 5143 391 REVENGED
BRAVE NEW WORLD 4453 8 16 3 MAIDEN JAPAN 504 L'APPRENTI 4898 394
HAPPY WHEAL 5150 2 4 0 NOV FUN 14 559 GUMMI BEAR GAVEL 5089 390 JUST REVENGED
JUST KILL ME 5341 0 1 0 OTTODROME XLV 549 PONKT 5340 393
MAN ABOUT TOWN 5038 3 4 0 OTTODROME XLV 549 ARYA 4972 391 NONE
SKETCHY JEFF 5036 4 6 0 OTTODROME XLV 549 LIVE CATTLE 5253 394
PELOSI 5165 5 6 1 SIMPLETONS 424 FAMILY RECIPE 4854 394
NA 5350 0 1 0 THE MENTORS RIDE 550 MOUNTAIN TROLL 394 NONE
SANDTIGER 5273 5 4 0 TIME STALLYANS 547 ARYA 4972 393 NONE
THE JOKER 4916 4 4 0 VILLAINS WE LOVE 537 BOULDER 5215 390 NOT REVENGED
KELLI 4955 6 3 0 WRATHMEN 1.1 543 EDMUND KEMPER 5058 391
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
PROWLER butchered BLACK ORC in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
HUMAN BEAN slaughtered MOUNTAIN TROLL in a action packed 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
DEAD BATTERY assassinated BLACK ORC in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
DA1 was assassinated by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena fight.
NA was barely slain by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 2 minute Dark Arena brawl.
EXTRA USAGE vanquished GUMMI BEAR GAVEL in a 1 minute mismatched Bloodfeud fight.
CAR SEAT HEADREST beat EDMUND KEMPER in a 1 minute Challenge brawl.
A REPORTER handily defeated EDGAR ALLAN POE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
ALPHA REV won victory over AN ARENA DOCTOR in a 2 minute expert's Challenge duel.
WAR MAIDEN was vanquished by SPECTRE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
BOMBAY BIKE CLUB savagely defeated JACK MCCHOW in a 4 minute expert's Challenge match.
SYLVIA PLATH was demolished by RASAM in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
FAMILY RECIPE put to death PELOSI in a 1 minute Challenge contest.
USURP IDOL was subdued by ODD AND EVEN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge match.
SKETCHY JEFF was easily killed by LIVE CATTLE in a 1 minute Challenge conflict.
PATHFINDER lost to LEMON in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge bout.
FEEDER viciously subdued SHRIMP SCAMP in a exciting 2 minute bloody Challenge fray.
EFFIE BOMB was devastated by GLUTEN FREE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
BOULDER overpowered A FUNKY NIGHTMARE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
L'APPRENTI executed BRAVE NEW WORLD in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
AMMOZON handily defeated ATTICUS PINSCHER in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
ZIPPORWHILL was savagely defeated by CHOKE-A-LOTS in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
CLAWRENCE DARROW overpowered MARY KRUEGER in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fray.
PETIT PAIN was handily defeated by BATTLE FROG in a 1 minute Challenge contest.
MARE DO WELL was subdued by HAPPY AND SAD in a 2 minute gory Challenge fight.
ARISTOPHANES vanquished ORFEO HART in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided Challenge match.
BLUEBERRY COBBLER was overpowered by STICKY SITUATION in a 1 minute Challenge bout.
THE MOUNTAIN won victory over STICKY BLUE BLADE in a 4 minute Challenge bout.
WITLESS WALRUS viciously subdued KIT KAT in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge bout.
SNOW was luckily beaten by STRANGEWORLD in a 5 minute Challenge fight.
BOOK KEEPER savagely defeated BIRTHDAY CAKE in a popular 8 minute Challenge match.
TOBIR BATTER was overpowered by UNION LOVER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
THE HOUND was handily defeated by BLUE DRAGON BLADE in a 1 minute Challenge match.
HERSHEY HAMMER defeated BITTER SWEET in a exciting 4 minute Challenge struggle.
TENDER TAPS demolished UPTOWN FUNK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
MOCHIZUKI CHIYOME overcame BODY BAGUETTE in a exciting 1 minute Challenge fight.
OVID demolished OUTSIDER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge conflict.
PONKT lost to BONE MARROW in a action packed 1 minute novice's Challenge bout.
FENDER BENDER beat POISON IV in a 2 minute novice's Challenge competition.
BENDER overcame FLYING DUTCHMAN in a popular 1 minute veteran's duel.
MONGOLIA was demolished by RAINBOW DASH in a 1 minute uneven duel.
KIT KAT KATANA was devastated by PTOMAINE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
EIRE vanquished SHARPER IMAGE in a 1 minute bloody one-sided Title conflict.
WISCONSIN overpowered WRATHCHILD in a 1 minute uneven competition.
DOOR DINGS unbelievably bested GRATEFUL DEAD in a popular 3 minute veteran's match.
ICHABOD CRANE was subdued by FOMO in a popular 3 minute gory expert's fight.
ROCK OF AGES was viciously subdued by HMS CENTURIAN in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bout.
SWISS ALP demolished LE FOURNER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
ALDON overpowered OZARKS in a 6 minute one-sided battle.
UNDK defeated PORTLY FELLOW in a 1 minute bout.
SHANGHAI was overcome by THEON in a 4 minute amateur vs. veteran contest.
BLOW OUT was devastated by PRISM GLIDER in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
YAMATO bested BLACK AND WHITE in a 2 minute bloody fight.
LEAN HOG demolished TAFFY RESERVOIR in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
THE VEAL DEAL devastated AMBITIOUS GUARD in a action packed 4 minute one-sided bout.
TWISTED was bested by RUNNING FREE in a popular 3 minute fight.
BISHOP was bested by RIME-ANCIENT MARINER in a unpopular 6 minute conflict.
NO WASHER FLUID was savagely defeated by QUATAN in a popular 4 minute gruesome match.
CARAMEL CUDGEL demolished ORSON in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
USKURNTAI handily defeated INSOLENT FURY in a popular 1 minute mismatched bout.
CHICAGO savagely defeated ARTHUR BREMER in a exciting 7 minute gruesome brawl.
PEZ PULVERIZER was viciously subdued by BONKERS in a popular 4 minute gory bout.
SECURITY GUARD luckily beat IMPERIA PAYNE in a 2 minute gruesome melee.
THE FEVER DREAMER was overpowered by URBAN LEGEND in a 2 minute one-sided battle.
VIRGIL won victory over GINSU in a popular 1 minute fight.
BATTLE WAGON was devastated by BLUE HORSESHOE in a 1 minute uneven match.
PRISM GUARD devastated BIG DUMMY in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
BRUCE BRENIZER was demolished by YAK in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
FOLK TALE overpowered MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
KWITCHERBICHON won victory over EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a exciting 1 minute struggle.
MARX BRUDER was overcome by LUCKY LOSER in a 1 minute novice's match.
THE BRUTE SQUAD lost to DEVIL'S DAUGHTER in a 1 minute novice's brawl.
ARNIE BARKER was defeated by THROTTLE JOCKEY in a 1 minute beginner's fight.
DOROTHY overcame MR. KAPLAN in a 1 minute novice's melee.
MUDSUCKER vanquished TSUTOMU MIYAZAKI in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
MANCE RAYDER handily defeated CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute uneven match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 30 TOTAL PARRY 123 - 89 - 0 58 |
|BASHING ATTACK 23 PARRY-LUNGE 36 - 27 - 3 57 |
|TOTAL PARRY 20 STRIKING ATTACK 154 - 141 - 11 52 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 18 PARRY-STRIKE 12 - 11 - 0 52 |
|WALL OF STEEL 15 PARRY-RIPOSTE 27 - 25 - 2 52 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 14 AIMED BLOW 60 - 57 - 2 51 |
|AIMED BLOW 11 LUNGING ATTACK 144 - 161 - 8 47 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 5 WALL OF STEEL 82 - 94 - 6 47 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 BASHING ATTACK 100 - 121 - 8 45 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 SLASHING ATTACK 80 - 98 - 3 45 |
Turn 394 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 4 - 1 LUNGING ATTACK 14 - 16 3 STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 12 - 6 BASHING ATTACK 10 - 13 2 PARRY-LUNGE
AIMED BLOW 7 - 4 TOTAL PARRY 8 - 12 2 LUNGING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 9 - 6 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 4 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
SLASHING ATTACK 8 - 6 1 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK
1 WALL OF STEEL
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK EIRE 5097 14 3 2 138 INTERNATIONAL (554)
PARRY-RIPOSTE WISCONSIN 5079 12 4 1 113 BATTLE SHIPS (552)
PARRY-LUNGE ALPHA REV 5213 12 3 1 109 CSU COLLEGE RADIO (561)
TOTAL PARRY DOOR DINGS 5247 24 18 0 106 BASH BROS CARS (562)
LUNGING ATTACK ICHABOD CRANE 4352 19 9 2 106 PHANTOM REGIMENT (496)
BASHING ATTACK A REPORTER 4758 12 8 2 106 AVID FANS (65)
WALL OF STEEL FOMO 5172 16 12 0 102 YUPPIE HORDE (560)
SLASHING ATTACK SPECTRE 4651 6 5 1 98 PHANTOM REGIMENT (496)
AIMED BLOW EXTRA USAGE 5152 10 0 0 68 NOV FUN 14 (559)
PARRY-STRIKE CHICAGO 4801 10 3 0 57 SIMPLETONS (424)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is GRATEFUL DEAD 4525. The most popular warrior this
turn was BOOK KEEPER 5313. The ten other most popular fighters were ICHABOD CRANE
4352, QUATAN 4887, CHICAGO 4801, BONKERS 4938, SNOW 4971, GRATEFUL DEAD 4525, LEMON
5241, WITLESS WALRUS 5339, BITTER SWEET 5321, and TWISTED 5113.
The least popular fighter this week was BIRTHDAY CAKE 5037. The other ten least
popular fighters were RIME-ANCIENT MARINER 4496, OZARKS 5046, TSUTOMU MIYAZAKI 5348,
MR. KAPLAN 5349, ARNIE BARKER 5332, THE BRUTE SQUAD 5326, MARX BRUDER 5325, BRUCE
BRENIZER 5294, BIG DUMMY 5087, and BATTLE WAGON 5275.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
DEAD BATTERY (45-5248) BASH BROS CARS (562)
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
PROWLER (45-4350) PHANTOM REGIMENT (496)