DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 03/28/2018 Duedate: 04/24/2018
NIGHT SLAUGHTERTON ARENA
DM-45 TURN-396
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
EIRE
INTERNATIONAL (554)
(45-5097) [16-3-2,165]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
EIRE POSITION IS EMPTY
INTERNATIONAL (554)
(45-5097) [16-3-2,165]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
GARGLE SPEW HMS CENTURIAN
EMETICS (406) BATTLE SHIPS (552)
(45-3902) [14-11-1,93] (45-5068) [10-3-0,75]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
CSU COLLEGE RADIO (561)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. SHEWISH BUFFET (520) 49
2. CSU COLLEGE RADIO (561) 33 INTERNATIONAL (554)
3. LAW DOGS (555) 29 Unchartered Team
4. INTERNATIONAL (554) 21
5. WOB AFW (556) 20 WRATHMEN (531)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 INTERNATIONAL (554) 84 37 9 69.4 1/ 7 CSU COLLEGE RADIO (561) 10 4 0
2- 2 DARQUE FORCES (428) 562 348 34 61.8 2- 1 HOWLIN SLAUGHTER (563) 8 2 1
3/ 4 CSU COLLEGE RADIO (561) 81 53 2 60.4 3/ 2 BASH BROS CARS (562) 8 4 3
4- 3 PHANTOM REGIMENT (496) 93 61 5 60.4 4/ 9 BOOK OF THOMAS (528) 8 4 0
5/ 5 GOING BERSERK (527) 86 62 8 58.1 5/ 4 BATTLE SHIPS (552) 8 4 0
6/ 6 BASH BROS CARS (562) 80 59 4 57.6 6/ 8 INTERNATIONAL (554) 7 6 1
7- 7 ICE-N-FIRE (544) 37 28 3 56.9 7/ 5 MAIDEN JAPAN (504) 7 6 0
8- 8 NOV FUN 14 (559) 29 22 0 56.9 8/12 SHEWISH BUFFET (520) 7 7 2
9- 9 HOWLIN SLAUGHTER (563) 31 24 2 56.4 9/18 ABATTOIR 5 BLADES (535) 7 8 0
10-11 AVID FANS (65) 218 191 22 53.3 10/ 6 GOING BERSERK (527) 6 4 0
11/14 LAW DOGS (555) 47 43 1 52.2 11/ 3 DEAD POETS (548) 6 5 0
12-12 CANDY CRUSHERS (534) 33 31 4 51.6 12/24 LAW DOGS (555) 6 6 0
13-13 YUPPIE HORDE (560) 199 191 11 51.0 13-14 AVID FANS (65) 5 5 0
14/16 SHEWISH BUFFET (520) 133 132 10 50.2 14/11 SIMPLETONS (424) 5 8 0
15-15 FREE CANDY (540) 26 26 2 50.0 15/28 BIG LAKE KILLERS (551) 5 10 0
16-17 TIME STALLYANS (547) 94 95 11 49.7 16-13 LA BOULANGE (533) 4 6 2
17/19 BATTLE SHIPS (552) 42 44 2 48.8 17-19 YUPPIE HORDE (560) 4 6 0
18/21 BIG LAKE KILLERS (551) 32 34 4 48.5 18/20 WOB AFW (556) 4 10 1
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19/18 WOB AFW (556) 48 52 3 48.0 19-21 ICE-N-FIRE (544) 3 2 0
20/20 MAIDEN JAPAN (504) 64 70 3 47.8 20-25 TIME STALLYANS (547) 3 2 0
21/23 EMETICS (406) 71 80 2 47.0 21-16*MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE (557) 3 2 0
22/22 DEAD POETS (548) 63 71 3 47.0 22-23 PONY BRIGADE (558) 3 2 0
23/24 BOOK OF THOMAS (528) 29 35 0 45.3 23-17 CANDY CRUSHERS (534) 3 7 0
24/25 SIMPLETONS (424) 37 47 1 44.0 24-15 PHANTOM REGIMENT (496) 2 3 1
25-26 LA BOULANGE (533) 48 63 2 43.2 25-22 FREE CANDY (540) 2 3 0
26-27 PONY BRIGADE (558) 27 36 3 42.9 26-26 OTTODROME XLV (549) 2 3 0
27-28 THE MENTORS RIDE (550) 37 50 1 42.5 27-30 THE MENTORS RIDE (550) 2 3 0
28-29*MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE (557) 17 28 0 37.8 28-10 NOV FUN 14 (559) 2 3 0
29-30 OTTODROME XLV (549) 19 32 0 37.3 29/31 EMETICS (406) 1 1 0
30/31 ABATTOIR 5 BLADES (535) 20 45 0 30.8 30-27 DARQUE FORCES (428) 1 4 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Busy, busy, busy, lots of things happening in NIGHT SLAUGHTERTON this turn, and
let's start with a look at some of the teams. It seems the training can make the
difference, as HOWLIN SLAUGHTER is pushed out of top team by CSU COLLEGE RADIO, who
came from 7th with a 4-1-0 this turn. I want to know who's buying the drinks for who
tonight at The Shadow's Fountain, seeing as LAW DOGS' 47-43-1 has earned them 12th
place in the ranks. Now, what did these guys have for breakfast this morning? BIG
LAKE KILLERS has turned a 3-2-0 into 15th place from 28th. Give me the recipe! The
CSU COLLEGE RADIO guild has had a 4-1-0 turn and deserves to be watched in the
future. You never know where this kind of thing can lead. And let's see,
RIME-ANCIENT MARINER fought HMS CENTURIAN and gained 16 points and contributed to
MAIDEN JAPAN's 2-2-0. ARTHUR BREMER has lost to SHRIMP SCAMP, falling 14 points,
while helping make BIG LAKE KILLERS a 3-2-0 turn. This turn EIRE challenged GARGLE
SPEW in what was NIGHT SLAUGHTERTON's Title bout. Defending hers title for another
turn, EIRE kept EMETICS' warrior, GARGLE SPEW, from claiming the throne. By the way,
was that our Duelmaster that I saw last night, cramped under the table at The
Shadow's Fountain?
The crowd's roar, the smell of iron and leather, mixed with sweat, what more
could a warrior ask of life? Well, besides that. I also notice that the WOB AFW
stable was the most avoided team this turn. Come on NIGHT SLAUGHTERTON, what are you
afraid of? And guess who avoided WOB AFW stable the most? Believe it or not, it was
GOING BERSERK. Anyone surprised? The most challenged warrior this turn was SHEWISH
BUFFET's warrior HUMAN BEAN. More fighters challenged him than challenged the
Duelmaster! ATTICUS PINSCHER of LAW DOGS had better have a good reason for
challenging down 14 points in a challenge which he won. I thought ATTICUS PINSCHER
showed great skill and promise when he defeated NO WASHER FLUID. All right, so I
slept through it! Big deal!
The Dark Arena is for those who cannot win, not who cannot lose with grace.
Dignity in life or death is the warrior's creed. Had I not seen it, it would be hard
to believe. DOOR DINGS was sent to the Dark Arena and lived to tell about it! Makes
you think, no? The grave that INTERNATIONAL had dug for ROCK OF AGES may yet be
filled with the body of NAUGHTY JANITOR. Seldom are the likes of this to be seen.
ROCK OF AGES lives still! You gotta do what you gotta do. WOB AFW has sent BISHOP
to the Dark Arena. The deed is done. Lift the ale, and toast the memory. Will AVID
FANS get away with A REPORTER having killed SARA JANE MOORE of BIG LAKE KILLERS? One
more turn, and the bloodfeud's over, at least officially. A brave warrior does not
carry a red shield, he has nothing to cover or hide when the fight is over. Consider
well.
Thought for the day, a new sword shines bright, but the notched sword sings the
sweetest. It's been nice chatting with you, until we meet again, keep your swords
sharp and your hammers heavy. Until the sun next rises and my pen sets to paper--
Alarond the Scribe
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
EIRE 5097 16 3 2 165 INTERNATIONAL (554)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MONGOLIA 5100 14 4 1 112 INTERNATIONAL (554)
-ICHABOD CRANE 4352 19 9 2 106 PHANTOM REGIMENT (496)
BOMBAY BIKE CLUB 5214 14 9 0 106 CSU COLLEGE RADIO (561)
-PTOMAINE 5002 21 17 2 105 TIME STALLYANS (547)
WISCONSIN 5079 13 5 1 104 BATTLE SHIPS (552)
-RAINBOW DASH 5143 10 4 2 103 PONY BRIGADE (558)
-CHOPPER 5044 7 6 1 102 THE MENTORS RIDE (550)
HUMAN BEAN 4853 12 5 1 100 SHEWISH BUFFET (520)
-KIT KAT KATANA 4901 10 3 2 99 CANDY CRUSHERS (534)
-SPECTRE 4651 6 5 1 98 PHANTOM REGIMENT (496)
BENDER 4804 11 6 0 96 SIMPLETONS (424)
GARGLE SPEW 3902 14 11 1 93 EMETICS (406)
-A REPORTER 4758 12 9 2 92 AVID FANS (65)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-GRATEFUL DEAD 4525 10 13 0 90 PHANTOM REGIMENT (496)
-FOMO 5172 16 13 0 88 YUPPIE HORDE (560)
ALDON 5120 12 1 0 88 WOB AFW (556)
-FLYING DUTCHMAN 4469 16 10 0 86 PHANTOM REGIMENT (496)
-SWISS ALP 5098 15 8 3 86 INTERNATIONAL (554)
EDGAR ALLAN POE 5016 12 11 0 86 DEAD POETS (548)
-AN ARENA DOCTOR 4175 16 20 1 85 AVID FANS (65)
ALPHA REV 5213 13 4 1 85 CSU COLLEGE RADIO (561)
-CONVULSIVE HURL 3563 6 28 0 85 EMETICS (406)
RIME-ANCIENT MARINER 4496 14 6 0 84 MAIDEN JAPAN (504)
-WAR MAIDEN 4743 19 20 1 78 DARQUE FORCES (428)
CAR SEAT HEADREST 5210 7 3 0 77 CSU COLLEGE RADIO (561)
UNDK 4872 10 6 1 75 GOING BERSERK (527)
HMS CENTURIAN 5068 10 3 0 75 BATTLE SHIPS (552)
USKURNTAI 4886 7 9 0 75 GOING BERSERK (527)
-L'APPRENTI 4898 11 12 1 73 LA BOULANGE (533)
ATTICUS PINSCHER 5110 10 7 0 72 LAW DOGS (555)
-FAMILY RECIPE 4854 11 3 1 71 SHEWISH BUFFET (520)
WRATHCHILD 4407 14 15 0 70 MAIDEN JAPAN (504)
EDMUND KEMPER 5058 10 3 1 70 BIG LAKE KILLERS (551)
ROCK OF AGES 5096 16 12 1 68 INTERNATIONAL (554)
-EXTRA USAGE 5152 10 0 0 68 NOV FUN 14 (559)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CHICAGO 4801 11 4 0 65 SIMPLETONS (424)
JACK MCCHOW 5104 12 10 0 62 LAW DOGS (555)
-SHARPER IMAGE 5173 11 18 1 62 YUPPIE HORDE (560)
RUNNING FREE 4406 14 14 0 60 MAIDEN JAPAN (504)
-THE VEAL DEAL 5251 8 3 0 59 HOWLIN SLAUGHTER (563)
-LIVE CATTLE 5253 7 4 2 59 HOWLIN SLAUGHTER (563)
-LE FOURNER 4895 9 13 0 58 LA BOULANGE (533)
-OZARKS 5046 8 5 0 58 THE MENTORS RIDE (550)
-GLUTEN FREE 5053 7 4 0 58 LA BOULANGE (533)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-AMMOZON 5256 7 3 0 56 DARQUE FORCES (428)
-INSOLENT FURY 5169 13 7 1 55 YUPPIE HORDE (560)
BOULDER 5215 8 12 1 52 CSU COLLEGE RADIO (561)
-CHOKE-A-LOTS 4936 7 3 1 52 FREE CANDY (540)
-QUATAN 4887 6 8 0 52 GOING BERSERK (527)
-SYLVIA PLATH 5008 8 4 0 51 DEAD POETS (548)
-LEAN HOG 5255 7 4 0 51 HOWLIN SLAUGHTER (563)
-FEEDER 5252 6 5 0 51 HOWLIN SLAUGHTER (563)
SHRIMP SCAMP 4855 5 8 0 51 SHEWISH BUFFET (520)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
STICKY SITUATION 4904 4 9 0 51 ABATTOIR 5 BLADES (535)
-BONKERS 4938 4 6 0 50 FREE CANDY (540)
CLAWRENCE DARROW 5105 8 5 1 48 LAW DOGS (555)
A FUNKY NIGHTMARE 4905 6 7 0 47 ABATTOIR 5 BLADES (535)
NO WASHER FLUID 5233 9 3 0 46 BASH BROS CARS (562)
YAMATO 5083 8 5 0 46 BATTLE SHIPS (552)
RASAM 5117 7 9 0 46 WOB AFW (556)
-THEON 5056 10 2 0 45 ICE-N-FIRE (544)
-PRISM GLIDER 5146 5 5 1 45 PONY BRIGADE (558)
-ODD AND EVEN 5135 5 4 0 44 MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE (557)
-LEMON 5241 5 6 0 43 BASH BROS CARS (562)
-SECURITY GUARD 4825 8 9 1 42 AVID FANS (65)
-ZIPPORWHILL 5138 4 7 0 42 PONY BRIGADE (558)
TOBIR BATTER 5316 3 3 0 42 SHEWISH BUFFET (520)
-PORTLY FELLOW 5035 5 6 0 40 OTTODROME XLV (549)
-PEZ PULVERIZER 5287 6 3 0 39 CANDY CRUSHERS (534)
ARTHUR BREMER 5060 6 8 0 39 BIG LAKE KILLERS (551)
BATTLE WAGON 5275 6 6 1 38 BATTLE SHIPS (552)
-CARAMEL CUDGEL 4900 6 5 1 38 CANDY CRUSHERS (534)
KWITCHERBICHON 4861 5 1 0 37 BOOK OF THOMAS (528)
-HAPPY AND SAD 5136 4 5 0 37 MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE (557)
-ARISTOPHANES 5103 4 8 0 37 DEAD POETS (548)
-PATHFINDER 4988 7 8 1 36 TIME STALLYANS (547)
-EFFIE BOMB 5302 4 3 0 36 DARQUE FORCES (428)
-THE MOUNTAIN 4969 8 5 0 35 ICE-N-FIRE (544)
-BATTLE FROG 5167 7 6 0 35 YUPPIE HORDE (560)
URBAN LEGEND 4836 4 8 0 35 BOOK OF THOMAS (528)
-WITLESS WALRUS 5339 3 0 0 35 NOV FUN 14 (559)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-PETIT PAIN 5054 6 5 1 33 LA BOULANGE (533)
THE FEVER DREAMER 4906 4 9 0 33 ABATTOIR 5 BLADES (535)
-UPTOWN FUNK 5168 1 9 0 33 YUPPIE HORDE (560)
-GUMMI BEAR GAVEL 5089 4 7 1 32 CANDY CRUSHERS (534)
-BLUE HORSESHOE 5039 3 7 0 32 OTTODROME XLV (549)
-USURP IDOL 5151 5 5 0 31 NOV FUN 14 (559)
-BLACK AND WHITE 5137 4 5 0 31 MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE (557)
-SNOW 4971 6 7 1 30 ICE-N-FIRE (544)
-BLOW OUT 5043 5 11 0 30 THE MENTORS RIDE (550)
ORSON 5318 5 2 0 30 CSU COLLEGE RADIO (561)
-TECHNICDOR YAWN 4097 2 3 0 30 EMETICS (406)
-TENDER TAPS 5139 4 6 0 29 PONY BRIGADE (558)
-IMPERIA PAYNE 5085 6 4 1 27 FREE CANDY (540)
-THE HOUND 4968 5 8 0 27 ICE-N-FIRE (544)
-BOOK KEEPER 5313 4 3 0 26 AVID FANS (65)
BRUCE BRENIZER 5294 4 6 1 25 BIG LAKE KILLERS (551)
-YAK 5296 4 2 1 24 GOING BERSERK (527)
-MARE DO WELL 5303 3 4 0 24 PONY BRIGADE (558)
-THE BRUTE SQUAD 5326 2 3 0 24 AVID FANS (65)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-MOCHIZUKI CHIYOME 5283 6 3 0 23 TIME STALLYANS (547)
-HERSHEY HAMMER 5324 4 1 0 23 CANDY CRUSHERS (534)
-OVID 5333 3 1 0 23 DEAD POETS (548)
-KIT KAT 5281 6 4 0 22 FREE CANDY (540)
BLUE DRAGON BLADE 5310 3 5 0 22 ABATTOIR 5 BLADES (535)
-BIRTHDAY CAKE 5037 3 7 0 22 OTTODROME XLV (549)
-THROTTLE JOCKEY 5336 2 0 0 21 THE MENTORS RIDE (550)
-TAFFY RESERVOIR 5208 4 6 0 20 NOV FUN 14 (559)
-PRISM GUARD 4857 2 2 0 20 BOOK OF THOMAS (528)
BIG DUMMY 5087 3 10 0 19 SIMPLETONS (424)
-ARNIE BARKER 5332 2 2 0 19 LAW DOGS (555)
-LUCKY LOSER 5322 3 1 0 17 MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE (557)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-ORFEO HART 5086 3 7 0 16 FREE CANDY (540)
SHANGHAI 5323 3 3 0 16 INTERNATIONAL (554)
-BLUEBERRY COBBLER 5307 3 4 0 15 NOV FUN 14 (559)
TSUTOMU MIYAZAKI 5348 1 2 0 14 BIG LAKE KILLERS (551)
STRANGEWORLD 5319 3 4 0 13 MAIDEN JAPAN (504)
-MANCE RAYDER 5347 1 0 0 13 ICE-N-FIRE (544)
MARY KRUEGER 5329 0 6 0 12 BIG LAKE KILLERS (551)
-MUDSUCKER 5346 1 0 0 10 OTTODROME XLV (549)
-DOROTHY 5055 1 0 0 9 BOOK OF THOMAS (528)
-DEVIL'S DAUGHTER 5344 1 0 0 8 TIME STALLYANS (547)
UNION LOVER 5335 1 4 0 7 SIMPLETONS (424)
STICKY BLUE BLADE 5343 1 3 0 6 ABATTOIR 5 BLADES (535)
-MARX BRUDER 5325 1 3 0 6 TIME STALLYANS (547)
-BITTER SWEET 5321 0 4 0 6 MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE (557)
-POISON IV 5338 1 2 0 5 DARQUE FORCES (428)
-OUTSIDER 5334 0 4 0 4 LA BOULANGE (533)
-MR. KAPLAN 5349 0 1 0 1 DARQUE FORCES (428)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
NASTY SAND DANCE 4907 2 7 0 ABATTOIR 5 BLADE 535 TWISTED 5113 392 NONE
TIRPITZ 5276 3 5 0 BATTLE SHIPS 552 CARAMEL CUDGEL 4900 392 NOT REVENGED
SARA JANE MOORE 5061 7 3 1 BIG LAKE KILLERS 551 A REPORTER 4758 393
FOLK TALE 4860 3 2 0 BOOK OF THOMAS 528 PETIT PAIN 5054 395
HEDIES 5357 0 1 0 BOOK OF THOMAS 528 SHEWISH GIANT 396 NONE
NAUGHTY JANITOR 0 0 0 DARK ARENA ROCK OF AGES 5096 396 NONE
LADY MACDEATH 4774 13 13 1 DARQUE FORCES 428 SPECTRE 4651 393
BRAVE NEW WORLD 4453 8 16 3 MAIDEN JAPAN 504 L'APPRENTI 4898 394
JUST KILL ME 5341 0 1 0 OTTODROME XLV 549 PONKT 5340 393 NONE
SKETCHY JEFF 5036 4 6 0 OTTODROME XLV 549 LIVE CATTLE 5253 394
SNACK 5355 0 1 0 SHEWISH BUFFET 520 ARENAMASTER NHOR 396 NONE
PELOSI 5165 5 6 1 SIMPLETONS 424 FAMILY RECIPE 4854 394
BISHOP 5116 9 7 1 WOB AFW 556 SPYMASTER 396 NONE
BYE 5353 0 1 0 WOB AFW 556 ARENAMASTER NHOR 396 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
DOOR DINGS viciously butchered DARK CHAMPION in a 8 minute Dark Arena fight.
ROCK OF AGES narrowly killed NAUGHTY JANITOR in a exciting 4 minute Dark Arena melee.
BISHOP was slaughtered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
BYE was butchered by ARENAMASTER NHOR in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena fight.
SNACK was murdered by ARENAMASTER NHOR in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena competition.
HEDIES was slaughtered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
EIRE devastated GARGLE SPEW in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title match.
UNDK was overpowered by HUMAN BEAN in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
USKURNTAI lost to ALPHA REV in a action packed 1 minute Challenge duel.
ATTICUS PINSCHER overpowered NO WASHER FLUID in a 3 minute uneven Challenge duel.
SHANGHAI was overpowered by TOBIR BATTER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
MARY KRUEGER was overpowered by ORSON in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
EDGAR ALLAN POE was devastated by MONGOLIA in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
WISCONSIN demolished M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
BENDER was luckily beaten by BOMBAY BIKE CLUB in a popular 3 minute master's conflict.
HMS CENTURIAN was defeated by RIME-ANCIENT MARINER in a 2 minute struggle.
ALDON handily defeated WRATHCHILD in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
CHICAGO viciously subdued STICKY SITUATION in a popular 3 minute brutal brawl.
CAR SEAT HEADREST subdued VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute veteran's bout.
JACK MCCHOW beat RASAM in a 2 minute fight.
BOULDER was handily defeated by EDMUND KEMPER in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
A FUNKY NIGHTMARE beat URBAN LEGEND in a action packed 1 minute fight.
ARTHUR BREMER was savagely defeated by SHRIMP SCAMP in a 8 minute gruesome bout.
YAMATO lost to RUNNING FREE in a 2 minute fray.
THE FEVER DREAMER was devastated by CLAWRENCE DARROW in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
KWITCHERBICHON overpowered BIG DUMMY in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BATTLE WAGON overpowered STRANGEWORLD in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
BRUCE BRENIZER subdued UNION LOVER in a 1 minute veteran vs. beginner melee.
BLUE DRAGON BLADE handily defeated CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute uneven bout.
STICKY BLUE BLADE was narrowly defeated by TSUTOMU MIYAZAKI in a 2 minute competition.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY 9 TOTAL PARRY 108 - 80 - 2 57 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 9 STRIKING ATTACK 137 - 114 - 11 55 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 8 AIMED BLOW 55 - 46 - 2 54 |
|BASHING ATTACK 7 PARRY-RIPOSTE 23 - 20 - 1 53 |
|WALL OF STEEL 6 PARRY-LUNGE 28 - 25 - 2 53 |
|AIMED BLOW 4 WALL OF STEEL 73 - 80 - 6 48 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 SLASHING ATTACK 66 - 79 - 2 46 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 LUNGING ATTACK 119 - 143 - 7 45 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 BASHING ATTACK 85 - 109 - 6 44 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 9 - 13 - 0 41 |
Turn 396 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 4 - 5 3 STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 3 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 3 - 4 3 SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 6 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE
WALL OF STEEL 4 - 2 1 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 5 - 4 1 WALL OF STEEL
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 1 PARRY-LUNGE
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 1
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK EIRE 5097 16 3 2 165 INTERNATIONAL (554)
SLASHING ATTACK MONGOLIA 5100 14 4 1 112 INTERNATIONAL (554)
WALL OF STEEL BOMBAY BIKE CLUB 5214 14 9 0 106 CSU COLLEGE RADIO (561)
PARRY-RIPOSTE WISCONSIN 5079 13 5 1 104 BATTLE SHIPS (552)
LUNGING ATTACK BENDER 4804 11 6 0 96 SIMPLETONS (424)
TOTAL PARRY ALDON 5120 12 1 0 88 WOB AFW (556)
PARRY-LUNGE ALPHA REV 5213 13 4 1 85 CSU COLLEGE RADIO (561)
AIMED BLOW ATTICUS PINSCHER 5110 10 7 0 72 LAW DOGS (555)
BASHING ATTACK EDMUND KEMPER 5058 10 3 1 70 BIG LAKE KILLERS (551)
PARRY-STRIKE CHICAGO 4801 11 4 0 65 SIMPLETONS (424)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is GARGLE SPEW 3902. The most popular warrior this
turn was HMS CENTURIAN 5068. The ten other most popular fighters were STICKY
SITUATION 4904, ATTICUS PINSCHER 5110, BENDER 4804, CHICAGO 4801, ROCK OF AGES 5096,
SHRIMP SCAMP 4855, JACK MCCHOW 5104, RUNNING FREE 4406, BATTLE WAGON 5275, and EIRE
5097.
The least popular fighter this week was ARTHUR BREMER 5060. The other ten least
popular fighters were STRANGEWORLD 5319, BIG DUMMY 5087, THE FEVER DREAMER 4906,
BOULDER 5215, EDGAR ALLAN POE 5016, MARY KRUEGER 5329, SHANGHAI 5323, UNDK 4872,
HEDIES 5357, and BYE 5353.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
EIRE (45-5097) INTERNATIONAL (554)
MONGOLIA (45-5100) INTERNATIONAL (554)
WISCONSIN (45-5079) BATTLE SHIPS (552)
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
DOOR DINGS (45-5247) BASH BROS CARS (562)
NAME CHANGE-O-RAMA
Algernon, who had NOT gotten the name change he'd asked for, looked at the latest
petitioner. This was a typical gladiator, big, muscular, and scarred, with a frown.
"Ah, what can I do for you?"
"Name change. I heard we can do that. I'm tired of being Jane Doe."
"I'd think you would be," Algernon said faintly. "The Commission has actually
been thinking about this. It isn't FREE, mind you! It takes money to run our office,
you know, and we want to buy some goats--"
"I don't care about goats!" He made a crude suggestion about goats.
"Gladiators, teams, it will cost you two dollars to make a change--"
"I had a talk with my manager. He'll find the money. I want to change my name
to Jane Ralph. I'm no doe!" He thumped a fist on the counter.
"Er, yes. Jane Ralph. Fill out this form, please." He pushed the paper across
the counter. "The changes start on the 15th of April--that's the Ides, you know, and
can be submitted through the end of May. With the payment. No change without the
goat, ah, the gold."
* * * * *
Warrior and team name changes will be accepted beginning April 15 and continuing
throughout the month of May. The cost will be $2 per name change. All proceeds will
be used to buy goats via Heifer International and will be matched up to $500.
If you have names you want to change, please contact Customer Service. -- RSI