DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 08/15/2018 Duedate: 09/11/2018
NIGHT SLAUGHTERTON ARENA
DM-45 TURN-401
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
AN ARENA DOCTOR
AVID FANS (65)
(45-4175) [19-21-1,111]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
AN ARENA DOCTOR POSITION IS EMPTY
AVID FANS (65)
(45-4175) [19-21-1,111]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
AN ARENA DOCTOR WRATHCHILD
AVID FANS (65) MAIDEN JAPAN (504)
(45-4175) [19-21-1,111] (45-4407) [16-18-0,91]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
BOOK OF THOMAS (528)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. BOOK OF THOMAS (528) 58
2. MAIDEN JAPAN (504) 19 INTERNATIONAL (554)
3. LAW DOGS (555) 19 Unchartered Team
4. AVID FANS (65) 19
5. LA BOULANGE (533) 0SHIELDS OF DISHONOR (417)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 INTERNATIONAL (554) 97 46 12 67.8 1/ 4 BOOK OF THOMAS (528) 7 2 1
2- 2 CSU COLLEGE RADIO (561) 90 58 2 60.8 2/ 1 INTERNATIONAL (554) 7 7 0
3/ 3 LAW DOGS (555) 57 48 1 54.3 3/ 6 LAW DOGS (555) 5 4 0
4/ 4 AVID FANS (65) 227 202 22 52.9 4/ 5 AVID FANS (65) 5 5 0
5/ 5 YUPPIE HORDE (560) 204 196 11 51.0 5/ 3 MAIDEN JAPAN (504) 5 7 0
6- 6 WOB AFW (556) 53 56 3 48.6 6- 7 BIG LAKE KILLERS (551) 3 1 1
7- 7 BIG LAKE KILLERS (551) 36 39 5 48.0 7- 2 CSU COLLEGE RADIO (561) 3 1 0
8- 8 EMETICS (406) 74 81 2 47.7 8/ 9 YUPPIE HORDE (560) 3 3 0
9/11 BOOK OF THOMAS (528) 38 42 3 47.5 9- 8 EMETICS (406) 2 0 0
10-10 BATTLE SHIPS (552) 46 53 2 46.5 10-10 SIMPLETONS (424) 2 4 0
11/ 9 MAIDEN JAPAN (504) 71 83 3 46.1 11-11 LA BOULANGE (533) 1 2 1
12-12 LA BOULANGE (533) 49 65 3 43.0 12-13 BATTLE SHIPS (552) 0 6 0
13-13 SIMPLETONS (424) 41 56 1 42.3 13-12 WOB AFW (556) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
Hey, hey, hey, Swiss Alp is on top! Duelmaster of The Slaughterton. Yes! (Must
have been all the potions U.N. added to me after that fine Darque event and the D.C.
Face.) (wink)
What can I say from this column? Not much. After all, our team has already
graduated the 10-9-8-21-21-10-5 LU and the 11-5-9-21-21-6-11 SL from International,
and I ain't one of those. I can only hope and pray. (Those guys could fight!)
I will say welcome back to all from Night Slaughterton who attended
Arlington/D.C. It was a blast!
I am here on top awaiting the challenges. They should come fast and furious and
plentifully. Everyone knows, a double-twenty-one, I am not. (Or so they think.)
-- Swiss Alp, DMII (enjoying a little time away on the slopes)
SPY REPORT
I can't believe the violence in NIGHT SLAUGHTERTON! I still haven't told Mom
I'm writing Spyreports. She'd have a cow! Well, here we go... Too bad,
INTERNATIONAL, but BOOK OF THOMAS was just too good to be stopped. I don't wanna
hurt anybody's feelings or anything, but CSU COLLEGE RADIO really goofed with their
0-0-0. The guys at BOOK OF THOMAS like really pulled together to get a 4-1-0 this
turn, moving up by 3. What was the name of that team who got 3-1-0 this turn for a
total 57-48-1 you ask? (Sure) LAW DOGS' their name, and fighting's their game! MVP
award for URBAN LEGEND? BOOK OF THOMAS' proud of him after beating INSOLENT FURY and
getting 27 points. Talk about yer major upsets! JACK MCCHOW's match with
RIME-ANCIENT MARINER cost him a loss of 12 points! Oh, wow, like the Duelmaster must
be the most popular beast in all NIGHT SLAUGHTERTON. It got the most challenges.
(But what about proposals?) AN ARENA DOCTOR thinks his 19-21-1 and studly character
is good enough to face up to the Duelmaster. Any bets? Was that a tear I saw in AN
ARENA DOCTOR's eye, as he took over Duelmastership? And wasn't SWISS ALP fit to be
tied! Who was the wiseguy that said NIGHT SLAUGHTERTON's Duelmaster was paying for
drinks at The Shadow's Fountain? Don't look at me!
Look, you guys stick to fighting, all right? MAIDEN JAPAN was NIGHT
SLAUGHTERTON's most avoided team. Is there some award for that? Is there some deep
dark secret why AVID FANS' been avoiding MAIDEN JAPAN so much? Or is it just that
they're too scared?
Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds. All NIGHT SLAUGHTERTON ever talks about is
fighting! Me, I'm more laid back. Fight, fight, fight. Is that all you guys can
do?
I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid. Who would've guessed I'd be
a famous Spyreporter? I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it
quits. Remember you guys, ease up sometimes! Chill out! Later, Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
AN ARENA DOCTOR 4175 19 21 1 111 AVID FANS (65)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ATTICUS PINSCHER 5110 13 9 0 107 LAW DOGS (555)
-ALDON 5120 13 1 0 102 WOB AFW (556)
-CAR SEAT HEADREST 5210 9 4 0 102 CSU COLLEGE RADIO (561)
-ALPHA REV 5213 15 5 1 100 CSU COLLEGE RADIO (561)
ROCK OF AGES 5096 20 13 1 96 INTERNATIONAL (554)
-BOMBAY BIKE CLUB 5214 16 10 0 95 CSU COLLEGE RADIO (561)
A REPORTER 4758 14 12 2 95 AVID FANS (65)
RIME-ANCIENT MARINER 4496 16 9 0 94 MAIDEN JAPAN (504)
SWISS ALP 5098 18 10 3 92 INTERNATIONAL (554)
WRATHCHILD 4407 16 18 0 91 MAIDEN JAPAN (504)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
JACK MCCHOW 5104 15 12 0 86 LAW DOGS (555)
-CONVULSIVE HURL 3563 6 28 0 85 EMETICS (406)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FOMO 5172 19 15 0 80 YUPPIE HORDE (560)
-BENDER 4804 12 9 0 79 SIMPLETONS (424)
-CHICAGO 4801 12 7 0 78 SIMPLETONS (424)
-L'APPRENTI 4898 11 12 1 73 LA BOULANGE (533)
-BOULDER 5215 11 12 1 68 CSU COLLEGE RADIO (561)
-EDMUND KEMPER 5058 11 4 1 68 BIG LAKE KILLERS (551)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
RUNNING FREE 4406 15 18 0 66 MAIDEN JAPAN (504)
URBAN LEGEND 4836 6 10 0 66 BOOK OF THOMAS (528)
-HMS CENTURIAN 5068 11 6 0 65 BATTLE SHIPS (552)
-SHARPER IMAGE 5173 11 18 1 62 YUPPIE HORDE (560)
CLAWRENCE DARROW 5105 11 6 1 59 LAW DOGS (555)
-LE FOURNER 4895 9 13 0 58 LA BOULANGE (533)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
INSOLENT FURY 5169 15 10 1 56 YUPPIE HORDE (560)
-RASAM 5117 8 9 0 54 WOB AFW (556)
DOROTHY 5055 4 0 2 51 BOOK OF THOMAS (528)
PRISM GUARD 4857 5 2 1 50 BOOK OF THOMAS (528)
SECURITY GUARD 4825 9 12 1 48 AVID FANS (65)
-BRUCE BRENIZER 5294 6 6 2 43 BIG LAKE KILLERS (551)
-YAMATO 5083 9 8 0 39 BATTLE SHIPS (552)
THE BRUTE SQUAD 5326 4 5 0 38 AVID FANS (65)
SHANGHAI 5323 5 4 1 36 INTERNATIONAL (554)
-BATTLE WAGON 5275 7 9 1 35 BATTLE SHIPS (552)
-BATTLE FROG 5167 7 6 0 35 YUPPIE HORDE (560)
-BIG DUMMY 5087 5 12 0 35 SIMPLETONS (424)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ARNIE BARKER 5332 3 2 0 33 LAW DOGS (555)
-OUTSIDER 5334 1 4 1 33 LA BOULANGE (533)
-UPTOWN FUNK 5168 1 9 0 33 YUPPIE HORDE (560)
-TECHNICDOR YAWN 4097 2 3 0 30 EMETICS (406)
KWITCHERBICHON 4861 5 5 0 26 BOOK OF THOMAS (528)
-PETIT PAIN 5054 6 6 1 25 LA BOULANGE (533)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
STRANGEWORLD 5319 5 7 0 22 MAIDEN JAPAN (504)
-CESPEDES 5359 2 1 0 17 WOB AFW (556)
-H.H. HOLMES 5378 1 0 0 15 BIG LAKE KILLERS (551)
-M.C. 5369 1 0 0 11 AVID FANS (65)
FINAL BLOW 5367 1 0 0 10 BOOK OF THOMAS (528)
-MIRAGE 5354 1 1 0 8 WOB AFW (556)
SOUTH POLE 5381 0 1 0 1 INTERNATIONAL (554)
-LUIS GARAVITO 5377 0 1 0 1 BIG LAKE KILLERS (551)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
BOOK KEEPER 5313 4 5 0 AVID FANS 65 PRISM GUARD 4857 398
ORSON 5318 5 4 0 CSU COLLEGE RADI 561 DOROTHY 5055 398
ATLANTIS GONE 5380 0 1 0 INTERNATIONAL 554 MEAT GRINDER 401 NONE
HONG KONG 5365 2 1 0 INTERNATIONAL 554 BRUCE BRENIZER 5294 400
UNION LOVER 5335 1 5 0 SIMPLETONS 424 SHANGHAI 5323 397 NOT REVENGED
PERSONAL ADS
Glad to see all the personals in Night Slaughterton last turn. (smirk) -- U.N.
Jack McChow, you challenged? Thanks. You probably should stick to law. -- Swiss Alp,
International
Insolent Fury, I like you Yuppies. Y'all are so nice. -- Rock Of Ages, International
Well, shucks, Bruce B., that hurt. But I guess you Big Lake Killers are jumping up and
down with glee? Cretins! Hong Kong was an 11-14-11-17-17-3-11 WS. -- U.N.
Kwicher ..... whatever, we are not so easy over here in the Orient, eh? -- Shanghai,
International
Hey, all; I hope anyone allied to the U.N. did well at The D.C. Face. I hope all
others sucked. -- U.N.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
ATLANTIS GONE was butchered by MEAT GRINDER in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
ARNIE BARKER devastated KWITCHERBICHON in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
AN ARENA DOCTOR viciously subdued SWISS ALP in a 2 minute Challenge Title match.
A REPORTER was bested by ATTICUS PINSCHER in a 1 minute veteran's Challenge fight.
JACK MCCHOW was unbelievably bested by RIME-ANCIENT MARINER in a 4 minute brawl.
WRATHCHILD was bested by ROCK OF AGES in a crowd pleasing 6 minute master's match.
FOMO slimly won victory over RUNNING FREE in a action packed 3 minute expert's melee.
INSOLENT FURY was vanquished by URBAN LEGEND in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
SHANGHAI was overpowered by CLAWRENCE DARROW in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SECURITY GUARD was viciously subdued by DOROTHY in a popular 1 minute brutal bout.
PRISM GUARD savagely defeated THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 2 minute bloody competition.
THE BRUTE SQUAD devastated STRANGEWORLD in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided battle.
FINAL BLOW handily defeated SOUTH POLE in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 6 PARRY-LUNGE 17 - 12 - 2 59 |
|BASHING ATTACK 6 TOTAL PARRY 55 - 42 - 2 57 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 STRIKING ATTACK 64 - 53 - 5 55 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 LUNGING ATTACK 77 - 71 - 5 52 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 AIMED BLOW 29 - 28 - 0 51 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 WALL OF STEEL 39 - 41 - 4 49 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 8 - 9 - 0 47 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 SLASHING ATTACK 26 - 30 - 3 46 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 BASHING ATTACK 45 - 69 - 4 39 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-STRIKE 6 - 10 - 0 38 |
Turn 401 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 2 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 2 - 4 3 TOTAL PARRY
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 WALL OF STEEL
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 BASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 LUNGING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 AIMED BLOW
1 PARRY-LUNGE
1 STRIKING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW ATTICUS PINSCHER 5110 13 9 0 107 LAW DOGS (555)
TOTAL PARRY ROCK OF AGES 5096 20 13 1 96 INTERNATIONAL (554)
BASHING ATTACK A REPORTER 4758 14 12 2 95 AVID FANS (65)
LUNGING ATTACK JACK MCCHOW 5104 15 12 0 86 LAW DOGS (555)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
WALL OF STEEL FOMO 5172 19 15 0 80 YUPPIE HORDE (560)
STRIKING ATTACK CLAWRENCE DARROW 5105 11 6 1 59 LAW DOGS (555)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is AN ARENA DOCTOR 4175. The most popular warrior this
turn was WRATHCHILD 4407. The ten other most popular fighters were JACK MCCHOW 5104,
AN ARENA DOCTOR 4175, FOMO 5172, RUNNING FREE 4406, DOROTHY 5055, PRISM GUARD 4857,
ARNIE BARKER 5332, A REPORTER 4758, ATTICUS PINSCHER 5110, and URBAN LEGEND 4836.
The least popular fighter this week was SHANGHAI 5323. The other ten least popular
fighters were KWITCHERBICHON 4861, ATLANTIS GONE 5380, SOUTH POLE 5381, STRANGEWORLD
5319, SECURITY GUARD 4825, INSOLENT FURY 5169, RIME-ANCIENT MARINER 4496, SWISS ALP
5098, FINAL BLOW 5367, and ROCK OF AGES 5096.