DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 03/27/2019 Duedate: 04/23/2019
NIGHT SLAUGHTERTON ARENA
DM-45 TURN-409
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
WAR MAIDEN
DARQUE FORCES (428)
(45-4743) [21-22-1,104]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
CLAWRENCE DARROW POSITION IS EMPTY
LAW DOGS (555)
(45-5105) [17-8-1,105]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
JACK MCCHOW URBAN LEGEND
LAW DOGS (555) BOOK OF THOMAS (528)
(45-5104) [20-15-1,92] (45-4836) [10-13-0,56]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
BOOK OF THOMAS (528)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. LAW DOGS (555) 52
2. DARQUE FORCES (428) 18 DARQUE FORCES (428)
3. YUPPIE HORDE (560) 16 Unchartered Team
4. BOOK OF THOMAS (528) 15
5. EVERYTHING MAGIK (567) 0 WINGS OF PREY (343)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 DARQUE FORCES (428) 572 355 35 61.7 1/ 3 BOOK OF THOMAS (528) 8 5 0
2- 2 PHANTOM REGIMENT (496) 97 63 5 60.6 2/ 2 DARQUE FORCES (428) 6 2 0
3/ 3 LAW DOGS (555) 77 60 2 56.2 3/ 7 LAW DOGS (555) 6 7 0
4/ 4 YUPPIE HORDE (560) 211 204 14 50.8 4/ 5 NORTHERN LIGHTS (393) 3 7 0
5- 5*EVERYTHING MAGIK (567) 10 10 2 50.0 5/ 4 YUPPIE HORDE (560) 3 8 3
6/ 6 BOOK OF THOMAS (528) 52 55 3 48.6 6- 1 MAIDEN JAPAN (504) 2 1 0
7- 7 BATTLE SHIPS (552) 47 53 2 47.0 7- 8 PHANTOM REGIMENT (496) 2 2 0
8- 8 MAIDEN JAPAN (504) 79 94 3 45.7 8- 9 BATTLE SHIPS (552) 1 0 0
9/ 9 NORTHERN LIGHTS (393) 349 431 11 44.7 9- 6*EVERYTHING MAGIK (567) 1 1 0
10-10 SIMPLETONS (424) 41 57 1 41.8 10-10 SIMPLETONS (424) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
Ah, my appearance on the sands here took you by surprise, did I not, Jack McChow? It
took me by surprise, too. I did not expect to find myself fighting again. Oh, well.
Perhaps I'll graduate soon.
-- Seal Dancer
SPY REPORT
It's me, The Unknown Spymaster, back to give you this week's Spy Report. Sit
back in your seats and we'll have more fun than a barrel of Zontanis. Say good-bye
to MAIDEN JAPAN, as they are pushed from the coveted top team spot by the BOOK OF
THOMAS stable. For every winner there is a loser. Speaking of losers, lets take a
look at MAIDEN JAPAN, who went down to 1st from 6th. Life is tough. Coming up with
a solid 4-1-0 outing, LAW DOGS has advanced 4 places in the rankings. Advancing in
the rankings was BOOK OF THOMAS who went from last turn's 49-54-3, to this week's
record of 52-55-3. Hey everybody, watch out for PUGLICK DEFENDER, who flew up 16
points in the rankings after mashing POLAR FLEECE like a melon. Keep your eye on
this gal. Ya know, some days it doesn't pay to walk out on the sands. POLAR FLEECE
lost to PUGLICK DEFENDER and drops 10 points. What does the Duelmaster and Piltdown
Man have in common? They are both the most challenged apes in human history!
Heyheyhey! Drawing on all of hers experience as a 20-22-1 warrior, WAR MAIDEN went
for the Duelmastership against SEAL DANCER this week. In front of all the crowds,
WAR MAIDEN took the Duelmaster's crown for hers own. I give the bum two weeks. 4
out of 5 gladiators surveyed protect the body, so try and avoid aiming at that
location.
Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the NIGHT SLAUGHTERTON arena.
Here's a song for you: Who's afraid of the big, bad BOOK OF THOMAS? Big bad BOOK
OF THOMAS. Big bad BOOK OF THOMAS. NIGHT SLAUGHTERTON's afraid of the big bad BOOK
OF THOMAS. Tra la la la la! For those of you who like math, try this one: BOOK OF
THOMAS + Weapons That go Boom = LAW DOGS + Avoid City. In a touching display by a
'touched' warrior, AMMOZON went after CLAWRENCE DARROW, who was higher by 18 points.
Well, when the dust settled, AMMOZON was overcame by CLAWRENCE DARROW.
Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day
drinking to their memory. Better tanked than dead! SHARPER IMAGE defied all odds
and slew NAUGHTY JANITOR in the Dark Arena. The only ones displeased were the
buzzards, as NAUGHTY JANITOR's meat is notoriously tough. Knowing when to use the
right tactics at the proper time is a very important step on the road to Duelmaster.
Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in NIGHT SLAUGHTERTON
have no sense of humor. Or maybe that they were senseless. Well, there goes another
Spy Report. Good luck in next week's fights. Its been fun, and I'm sure you enjoyed
it (boos). Now that I've got you worked up for Snide Clemens, I'll be leaving-- The
Unknown Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
WAR MAIDEN 4743 21 22 1 104 DARQUE FORCES (428)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CLAWRENCE DARROW 5105 17 8 1 105 LAW DOGS (555)
-SPECTRE 4651 6 5 1 98 PHANTOM REGIMENT (496)
-RIME-ANCIENT MARINER 4496 19 12 0 95 MAIDEN JAPAN (504)
SEAL DANCER 4686 21 23 1 94 NORTHERN LIGHTS (393)
JACK MCCHOW 5104 20 15 1 92 LAW DOGS (555)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-GRATEFUL DEAD 4525 10 13 0 90 PHANTOM REGIMENT (496)
-RUNNING FREE 4406 18 21 0 83 MAIDEN JAPAN (504)
ARNIE BARKER 5332 7 5 0 80 LAW DOGS (555)
SHARPER IMAGE 5173 13 18 3 79 YUPPIE HORDE (560)
-BENDER 4804 12 9 0 79 SIMPLETONS (424)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-CHICAGO 4801 12 7 0 78 SIMPLETONS (424)
AMMOZON 5256 9 5 0 75 DARQUE FORCES (428)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
INSOLENT FURY 5169 17 13 1 65 YUPPIE HORDE (560)
-HMS CENTURIAN 5068 11 6 0 65 BATTLE SHIPS (552)
PRISM GUARD 4857 9 5 1 62 BOOK OF THOMAS (528)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
URBAN LEGEND 4836 10 13 0 56 BOOK OF THOMAS (528)
KWITCHERBICHON 4861 9 8 0 49 BOOK OF THOMAS (528)
-STRANGEWORLD 5319 7 11 0 48 MAIDEN JAPAN (504)
-YAMATO 5083 10 8 0 44 BATTLE SHIPS (552)
DOROTHY 5055 5 2 2 38 BOOK OF THOMAS (528)
-BATTLE WAGON 5275 7 9 1 35 BATTLE SHIPS (552)
RAINBOW BYTE 5391 3 0 0 35 DARQUE FORCES (428)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-DARQUE WIZARD 5371 3 2 1 33 EVERYTHING MAGIK (567)
THE ICEMAN 4760 6 12 2 32 NORTHERN LIGHTS (393)
FROST GIANT 4784 4 8 0 27 NORTHERN LIGHTS (393)
-ICE MAGE 5374 2 2 1 27 EVERYTHING MAGIK (567)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
POISON IV 5338 4 3 1 22 DARQUE FORCES (428)
ATALI 4770 4 10 0 22 NORTHERN LIGHTS (393)
-BEAST SUMMONER 5375 3 1 0 18 EVERYTHING MAGIK (567)
PUGLICK DEFENDER 5396 1 0 0 16 LAW DOGS (555)
-BIRDIE 5386 1 0 0 15 BOOK OF THOMAS (528)
POLAR FLEECE 4817 2 2 0 8 NORTHERN LIGHTS (393)
-ILL-MAGUS 5392 1 1 0 5 EVERYTHING MAGIK (567)
-EVIL WARLOCK 5373 0 3 0 3 EVERYTHING MAGIK (567)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
NAUGHTY JANITOR 0 0 0 DARK ARENA SHARPER IMAGE 5173 409 NONE
HEDGE WITCH 5372 1 1 0 EVERYTHING MAGIK 567 POISON IV 5338 405 REVENGED
PARA BEAGLE 5395 0 1 0 LAW DOGS 555 HIGH ELF 409 NONE
MR. BIG CHEST 5400 0 1 0 YUPPIE HORDE 560 SPYMASTER 409 NONE
WISHBONE 5401 0 1 0 YUPPIE HORDE 560 WURM KIN 409 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Prism Guard -- I'll GET that prism, I will! You cannot keep it apart forever! -- The
Iceman
Kwitcherbichon -- My father the Ice Giant will come after you. -- Atali
Cult Members, pah! But I won't play guard and revenger for that hussy Atali. -- Frost
Giant
Chopped Liver? Ptui. -- Polar Fleece
Seal Dancer -- We have a long history in this arena. A history in which I have never
won a fight against you. So, logic would tell me not to challenge you. Logic will
never sit on a Duelmaster's throne. So, here we go again (hopefully!). -- War Maiden
All -- Not sure where my team's orders went. Chances are VERY GOOD that I never sent
them in. I've been trying to time Ammozon for the Spring MI, so it was almost
disastrous! -- Master Darque
Jorja -- Nice to see you! I need to send an email so we can catch up. -- Master
Darque
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SHARPER IMAGE viciously butchered NAUGHTY JANITOR in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
MR. BIG CHEST was murdered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
PARA BEAGLE was killed by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
WISHBONE was slaughtered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
WAR MAIDEN bested SEAL DANCER in a 2 minute veteran's Challenge Title fight.
AMMOZON was demolished by CLAWRENCE DARROW in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
JACK MCCHOW slimly won victory over PRISM GUARD in a 2 minute master's fight.
ARNIE BARKER overpowered INSOLENT FURY in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
KWITCHERBICHON defeated AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute melee.
URBAN LEGEND viciously subdued FROST GIANT in a action packed 6 minute gruesome duel.
RAINBOW BYTE defeated THE ICEMAN in a 1 minute beginner vs. veteran upset duel.
DOROTHY savagely defeated ATALI in a action packed 2 minute gory match.
POISON IV overpowered MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided match.
POLAR FLEECE was viciously subdued by PUGLICK DEFENDER in a 1 minute conflict.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 8 LUNGING ATTACK 35 - 23 - 5 60 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 5 WALL OF STEEL 14 - 10 - 3 58 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 STRIKING ATTACK 21 - 16 - 1 57 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 TOTAL PARRY 14 - 12 - 1 54 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 AIMED BLOW 16 - 14 - 0 53 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 PARRY-LUNGE 6 - 6 - 1 50 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 2 - 2 50 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 3 - 0 40 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 BASHING ATTACK 12 - 20 - 0 38 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 2 - 0 0 |
Turn 409 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 3 3 LUNGING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 WALL OF STEEL
AIMED BLOW 2 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 5 - 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 2 SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 TOTAL PARRY
TOTAL PARRY 0 - 1 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK CLAWRENCE DARROW 5105 17 8 1 105 LAW DOGS (555)
LUNGING ATTACK JACK MCCHOW 5104 20 15 1 92 LAW DOGS (555)
AIMED BLOW KWITCHERBICHON 4861 9 8 0 49 BOOK OF THOMAS (528)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is JACK MCCHOW 5104. The most popular warrior this
turn was URBAN LEGEND 4836. The ten other most popular fighters were SHARPER IMAGE
5173, DOROTHY 5055, SEAL DANCER 4686, JACK MCCHOW 5104, WAR MAIDEN 4743, PRISM GUARD
4857, CLAWRENCE DARROW 5105, ARNIE BARKER 5332, PUGLICK DEFENDER 5396, and
KWITCHERBICHON 4861.
The least popular fighter this week was POLAR FLEECE 4817. The other ten least
popular fighters were THE ICEMAN 4760, INSOLENT FURY 5169, AMMOZON 5256, WISHBONE
5401, MR. BIG CHEST 5400, ATALI 4770, PARA BEAGLE 5395, POISON IV 5338, RAINBOW BYTE
5391, and FROST GIANT 4784.