DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 05/22/2019 Duedate: 06/18/2019
NIGHT SLAUGHTERTON ARENA
DM-45 TURN-411
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
CLAWRENCE DARROW
LAW DOGS (555)
(45-5105) [19-8-1,113]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
CLAWRENCE DARROW POSITION IS EMPTY
LAW DOGS (555)
(45-5105) [19-8-1,113]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
SEAL DANCER DOROTHY
NORTHERN LIGHTS (393) BOOK OF THOMAS (528)
(45-4686) [21-25-1,89] (45-5055) [7-2-2,55]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
LAW DOGS (555)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. LAW DOGS (555) 29
2. NORTHERN LIGHTS (393) 28 LAW DOGS (555)
3. BOOK OF THOMAS (528) 24 Unchartered Team
4. DARQUE FORCES (428) 0
5. YUPPIE HORDE (560) 0 GOT BLOOD? (530)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1 DARQUE FORCES (428) 576 356 35 61.8 1/ 2 LAW DOGS (555) 11 1 0
2- 2 PHANTOM REGIMENT (496) 97 65 5 59.9 2/ 1 BOOK OF THOMAS (528) 9 3 0
3/ 3 LAW DOGS (555) 84 60 2 58.3 3- 3 DARQUE FORCES (428) 7 2 0
4- 4 YUPPIE HORDE (560) 213 205 16 51.0 4- 4 YUPPIE HORDE (560) 3 4 3
5/ 5 BOOK OF THOMAS (528) 58 57 3 50.4 5/ 5 NORTHERN LIGHTS (393) 3 12 0
6/ 6 NORTHERN LIGHTS (393) 352 438 11 44.6 6- 6 PHANTOM REGIMENT (496) 0 2 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Welcome NIGHT SLAUGHTERTON. I, Olaf Modeen remember this place well. Many the
fights have I fought here. The celebrations, the disappointments... Biff! Pow!
NIGHT SLAUGHTERTON watched with glee as BOOK OF THOMAS got knocked off top spot by
LAW DOGS! Laughs were big at BOOK OF THOMAS while they watched PRISM GUARD clobber
SEAL DANCER. He lost 3 points and got bruised from objects thrown from the stands.
What a role model for NIGHT SLAUGHTERTON's young 'uns! WAR MAIDEN becomes
Duelmaster, but don't bother to fight no more! I'm sure NIGHT SLAUGHTERTON is
excited about CLAWRENCE DARROW, the new Duelmaster from LAW DOGS. (remember?) But
when you've seen as many as I have... I suppose you want to hear some rumors and
dirty gossip about your fellow fighters? Tough!
If at first you don't succeed, avoid. That'll get you in the Spyreports. How
well I know the feeling of being in the most avoided team! Don't fall out of
practive, DARQUE FORCES! Management must be dealin', as the boys at LAW DOGS ain't
reelin'! DARQUE FORCES' mad! PUGLICK DEFENDER of LAW DOGS knows how to pick 'em.
She challenged URBAN LEGEND of BOOK OF THOMAS who is up by 19. Now was this a wise
move? PUGLICK DEFENDER perhaps got hers just desserts, seeing as she bested URBAN
LEGEND and ended up with 50 recognition points.
Warriors of NIGHT SLAUGHTERTON unite. You have only your games to lose! Many a
warrior has met his fate in a hungover stupor. You young rapscallions, take note!
Who knows what the future holds for a warrior. More fights, there's no doubt.
Are you as tired of reading this as I am of writing it? Actually, I guess I'm
writing it before you read it. Oh, well. Remember--a good fighter needs both good
skills and good luck. Until next time,-- Olaf Modeen
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CLAWRENCE DARROW 5105 19 8 1 113 LAW DOGS (555)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-WAR MAIDEN 4743 22 22 1 108 DARQUE FORCES (428)
-SPECTRE 4651 6 5 1 98 PHANTOM REGIMENT (496)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PRISM GUARD 4857 11 5 1 90 BOOK OF THOMAS (528)
-GRATEFUL DEAD 4525 10 13 0 90 PHANTOM REGIMENT (496)
SEAL DANCER 4686 21 25 1 89 NORTHERN LIGHTS (393)
-ARNIE BARKER 5332 8 5 0 88 LAW DOGS (555)
-SHARPER IMAGE 5173 14 18 4 86 YUPPIE HORDE (560)
-AMMOZON 5256 9 6 0 77 DARQUE FORCES (428)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-INSOLENT FURY 5169 17 14 1 66 YUPPIE HORDE (560)
KWITCHERBICHON 4861 11 8 0 59 BOOK OF THOMAS (528)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DOROTHY 5055 7 2 2 55 BOOK OF THOMAS (528)
-RAINBOW BYTE 5391 4 0 0 52 DARQUE FORCES (428)
PUGLICK DEFENDER 5396 3 0 0 50 LAW DOGS (555)
URBAN LEGEND 4836 10 15 0 49 BOOK OF THOMAS (528)
THE ICEMAN 4760 6 14 2 34 NORTHERN LIGHTS (393)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-POISON IV 5338 5 3 1 33 DARQUE FORCES (428)
-FLESH GOLEM 5406 1 0 1 33 YUPPIE HORDE (560)
ATALI 4770 5 11 0 31 NORTHERN LIGHTS (393)
FROST GIANT 4784 5 9 0 26 NORTHERN LIGHTS (393)
POLAR FLEECE 4817 3 3 0 26 NORTHERN LIGHTS (393)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-BIRDIE 5386 1 0 0 15 BOOK OF THOMAS (528)
-MAD MOXXI 5390 1 0 0 14 DARQUE FORCES (428)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
PERSONAL ADS
War Maiden -- At least you teach well. -- Seal Dancer
Poison Iv -- That bit at the end, where my eyes blazed? Melted my eyebrows. -- Frost
Giant
Kwitcherbichon -- YOU don't teach well. -- the Iceman
Puglick Defender -- You LEARN well. -- Atali
Mad Moxxi -- And that rounds out an oh-fer turn. Bah. -- Polar Fleece
Ammoron -- Good fight! No, really. -- Jack
Otherwise, a bunch of stand-ins, though one had the benefit of tasting like chicken.
I'm beginning to feel a bit like Jorja! -- Vlad
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
PUGLICK DEFENDER devastated URBAN LEGEND in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
CLAWRENCE DARROW demolished TASTES LIKE CHICKEN in a 1 minute one-sided Title melee.
JACK MCCHOW savagely defeated ARM CANDY in a crowd pleasing 4 minute master's duel.
SEAL DANCER was savagely defeated by PRISM GUARD in a 2 minute bloody master's match.
DOROTHY viciously subdued AMBITIOUS GUARD in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal fight.
KWITCHERBICHON devastated THE ICEMAN in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
FROST GIANT overcame CULT MEMBER in a 4 minute gruesome melee.
POLAR FLEECE vanquished TMM'S LEFT HAND in a action packed 1 minute one-sided duel.
ATALI vanquished CHOPPED LIVER in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 WALL OF STEEL 13 - 6 - 2 68 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 LUNGING ATTACK 36 - 19 - 4 65 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 STRIKING ATTACK 22 - 14 - 1 61 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 TOTAL PARRY 12 - 10 - 1 55 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 AIMED BLOW 16 - 14 - 1 53 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-LUNGE 5 - 5 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 4 - 3 43 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 5 - 0 29 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 0 BASHING ATTACK 6 - 16 - 0 27 |
|WALL OF STEEL 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 411 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
LUNGING ATTACK 4 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 3 STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 3 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 2 SLASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 2 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 WALL OF STEEL
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0 1 AIMED BLOW
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK CLAWRENCE DARROW 5105 19 8 1 113 LAW DOGS (555)
LUNGING ATTACK PRISM GUARD 4857 11 5 1 90 BOOK OF THOMAS (528)
AIMED BLOW KWITCHERBICHON 4861 11 8 0 59 BOOK OF THOMAS (528)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is SEAL DANCER 4686. The most popular warrior this
turn was DOROTHY 5055. The ten other most popular fighters were PRISM GUARD 4857,
ATALI 4770, PUGLICK DEFENDER 5396, CLAWRENCE DARROW 5105, POLAR FLEECE 4817, URBAN
LEGEND 4836, SEAL DANCER 4686, KWITCHERBICHON 4861, THE ICEMAN 4760, and FROST GIANT
4784.
The least popular fighter this week was FROST GIANT 4784. The other ten least
popular fighters were THE ICEMAN 4760, KWITCHERBICHON 4861, SEAL DANCER 4686, URBAN
LEGEND 4836, POLAR FLEECE 4817, CLAWRENCE DARROW 5105, PUGLICK DEFENDER 5396, ATALI
4770, PRISM GUARD 4857, and DOROTHY 5055.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
CLAWRENCE DARROW (45-5105) LAW DOGS (555)
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
JACK MCCHOW (45-5104) LAW DOGS (555)
MAIL-IN TOURNEY LXVII
ELIGIBLES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
SCORPIUS 3752 (55-60-0) 4 3 0 KNIGHT BREED
CHAMPIONS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
USKURNTAI 4886 (7-9-0) 3 3 0 GOING BERSERK
ADEPTS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
AMMOZON 5256 (9-5-0) 7 3 0 DARQUE FORCES
UNDK 4872 (10-6-1) 7 3 0 GOING BERSERK
INITIATES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
BITTER SWEET 5321 (0-4-0) 1 3 0 MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE
ROOKIES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
MAD MOXXI 5390 (0-0-0) 1 3 0 DARQUE FORCES
ELIGIBLES FOOLS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
BUTTERCUP 3416 (42-64-2) 0 3 0 MAX'S MIRACLE
FRESHMEN FOOLS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
FEZZIK 814 (48-47-1) 0 3 0 MAX'S MIRACLE
CHALLENGERS FOOL TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
CAR SEAT HEADREST 5210 (9-4-0) 0 3 0 CSU COLLEGE RADIO
* * * * * MEMO * * * * *
From: The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To: All Managers
In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately. Managers may
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission. Each warrior may have
up to 15 favorite sayings. Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch,
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long. For any questions, please contact the
Gladiatorial Commission.