DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 06/17/2020    Duedate: 07/14/2020

STORMCROWE ARENA

DM-45    TURN-425

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

HUMAN BEAN
SHEWISH BUFFET (520)
(45-4853) [15-5-1,136]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

HUMAN BEAN                     PANIC ROOM
SHEWISH BUFFET (520)           YUPPIE SHELTER (576)
(45-4853) [15-5-1,136]         (45-5561) [4-1-0,39]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

URBAN LEGEND                   STUNTMAN
BOOK OF THOMAS (528)           FORCE OF FIVE (539)
(45-4836) [16-22-0,80]         (45-4932) [6-7-0,42]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

GOING BERSERK (527)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SHEWISH BUFFET (520)        75
2. GOING BERSERK (527)         49      RAT PAK (79)
3. IMA BUBBA 2 (541)           45      Unchartered Team
4. ABATTOIR 5 BLADES (535)     38
5. INTERNATIONAL (554)         36      YUPPIE SHELTER (576)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*FAVORITE SAYINGS 7 (569)   5   0  0  100   1/ 2 GOING BERSERK (527)      10  3 0
 2- 2*HISTORY'S HENCHMEN (514)   1   0  0  100   2/ 1*YUPPIE SHELTER (576)      9  6 0
 3/ 3 RAT PAK (79)              33  12  2 73.3   3/ 6 FORCE OF FIVE (539)       9  6 0
 4/ 4 INTERNATIONAL (554)      113  56 14 66.9   4/12 BASH BROS CARS (562)      8  2 1
 5/ 5*YUPPIE SHELTER (576)      16   9  0 64.0   5/14 SHEWISH BUFFET (520)      8  3 0
 6/ 6 DARQUE FORCES (428)      605 382 36 61.3   6/15 INTERNATIONAL (554)       8  7 1
 7/ 7 CSU COLLEGE RADIO (561)   96  62  2 60.8   7/11 IMA BUBBA 2 (541)         8  7 0
 8/ 9 BASH BROS CARS (562)      88  64  5 57.9   8/ 9 MAIDEN JAPAN (504)        7  6 0
 9/10 GOING BERSERK (527)      111  83  8 57.2   9/ 7 SHADOW LEGION (575)       7  7 1
10/11 CANDY CRUSHERS (534)      48  36  6 57.1  10/16 AVID FANS (65)            6  4 0
11/ 8 HOWLIN SLAUGHTER (563)    37  28  2 56.9  11/22 CANDY CRUSHERS (534)      6  4 0
12/17 IMA BUBBA 2 (541)         38  31  1 55.1  12/17 CSU COLLEGE RADIO (561)   6  4 0
13-13 ICE-N-FIRE (544)          38  32  3 54.3  13/13 HOWLIN SLAUGHTER (563)    6  4 0
14/12 OTIS LIKES LUNGERS (565)  32  28  2 53.3  14/ 3 WOB AFW (556)             6  8 0
15/15 AVID FANS (65)           237 215 23 52.4  15/ 5 BIG LAKE KILLERS (551)    6  9 0
16/16 FORCE OF FIVE (539)       34  31  1 52.3  16- 8*FAVORITE SAYINGS 7 (569)  5  0 0
17/14 BOOK OF THOMAS (528)      80  75  3 51.6  17/26 ABATTOIR 5 BLADES (535)   5  5 1
18/18 SHEWISH BUFFET (520)     143 137 10 51.1  18/23 OTIS LIKES LUNGERS (565)  4  6 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/20 WOB AFW (556)             61  67  4 47.7  19/29 RAT PAK (79)              4  6 0
20/22 MAIDEN JAPAN (504)        86 100  3 46.2  20/18 THE MENTORS RIDE (550)    4  9 0
21/21 BIG LAKE KILLERS (551)    43  51  5 45.7  21/ 4 DARQUE FORCES (428)       4 10 0
22-23 NORTHERN LIGHTS (393)    373 476 11 43.9  22/19*SYFY (568)                4 11 0
23/24 THE MENTORS RIDE (550)    43  60  1 41.7  23-10 NORTHERN LIGHTS (393)     3  2 0
24/25 SHADOW LEGION (575)       49  70  3 41.2  24/21*LUROCIAN OUTKASTS (573)   3  6 0
25-26*PAIN AND PLEASURE (564)   13  19  1 40.6  25-20*DRAGON'S TOOTH (570)      3  7 0
26/27 ABATTOIR 5 BLADES (535)   25  50  1 33.3  26/28*GODS OF WAR (572)         3  7 0
27/19*LUROCIAN OUTKASTS (573)    3   6  0 33.3  27/24 BOOK OF THOMAS (528)      2  7 0
28-29*DRAGON'S TOOTH (570)       3   7  0 30.0  28/30*LEGENDS (574)             2  8 0
29/30*GODS OF WAR (572)          3   7  0 30.0  29-25*HISTORY'S HENCHMEN (514)  1  0 0
30/28*SYFY (568)                 4  11  0 26.7  30-27 ICE-N-FIRE (544)          1  4 0
31/31*LEGENDS (574)              2   9  0 18.2  31/ 0*PIG FARMERS (5)           0  1 0
32/ 0*PIG FARMERS (5)            0   2  0  0.0  32-31*PAIN AND PLEASURE (564)   0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

A true-life story from The Internationals
....................................................

Senior Antics

     It was the spring of 1963, and graduation was approaching for The 42 Seniors of 
the Cannelton High Bulldogs.  The weather was appealing to young lads, as it often was 
in the Southern Indiana backwoods.  As always, the game of choice was "How can we best 
those dirty-rotten rascals from the nearby (4 miles away) hated town of Tell City." 
Cannelton, named from the special cannel coal (bituminous) mined there, had  settled 
first many years before.  Although small, (1800 fine folks) it was the County Seat and 
the fount of all good.  Tell City, a Swiss settlement, (Who else would name a city 
after William Tell?) somewhat newer, and now larger (8000 despicable, arrogant, 
pompous beings) was the economic and industrial center of Perry County. The two High 
Schools, although only four miles apart did not at all consider themselves allies.
     This fine spring day, maybe four weeks prior to graduation, several of the 
Bulldog Seniors were making a trip along The Ohio River from Cannelton to Tell City. 
After all, Tell City's wealth made it the place to go to Drag Main, stop at The 
Frostop or Dog N Suds, or to check out the foxes.  (There were more females in Tell 
City, and some of them were quite nice.) 
     Between Tell City and Cannelton (Actually much closer to Cannelton) was a large 
lake, which was part of the Unincorporated-between-Tell-City-and-Cannelton-area, 
called Fennhaven.  For many years, the old, dilapidated sign at the lake read 
"Fennhaven Lake". The Seniors--Bill LeMaire (Frenchie), Tom Taylor (Tom), Wayne Smith 
(Smitty), and Paul Minto (Minto)--noticed that a new sign had finally replaced the old 
one.  As they drove by, they read the sign on both sides. Exiting Cannelton, it read, 
Tell City Fennhaven Lake.  The opposite side read, Tell City Fennhaven Lake.
     As one, they immediately all thought, "We're damn well going to have to do 
something about this invasion!"
     They talked it up around school the next day, and after accepting volunteers, an 
action plan was established.  The added participants, a few days later on Thursday 
night, were Seniors Keane Heck (Keano) and Paul Hay (Hay), plus a Sophomore Harry Joe 
Steinsberger (Steinberg).  These Seniors were smart.  It was always good to have a 
Sophomore along in case things went bad, so blame could be appropriately placed.
     The plan was simple.  Bring any destruction tool you could find. Hay would pick 
up everybody in his old innocuous Chevy.  Smitty would be the last pick up, because in 
his Dad's workshop were many tools and some paint for any participants without 
weapons. Crammed into the Chevy, the seven (Who had heard of seat belts then?) joshing 
and joking headed out of town towards Fennhaven Lake.  Making sure no other cars were 
around, Hay slowed to a stop, and the six scooted off to the side, over the hill, out 
of sight with their implements of destruction.  As they waited for total darkness, and 
no cars in sight from either direction, they jumped into action.  A few holes jammed 
with screwdrivers, some bent edges with hammers and a wrench, and sloshes of different 
colored paint on both sides, and the deed was done.
     Moments later, they saw car lights coming and they heard the shave-anda-haircut 
horn honk from Hay indicating "all clear" and they threw the paint cans into the woods 
and hustled into the escape car.  It was a loud and boisterous journey home.
     Yes, indeed.
     Of course, none knew what might come from such antics.  One cannot expect a few 
bold teenaged guys not to boast of the feat.  And it was not as though other Cannelton 
Bulldogs had not been alerted to the deed, as they had been given a chance to 
volunteer for action.  Some of The Seven were concerned as to the ramifications. Most 
ignored the possibilities with teenaged-male-braggadocio.
     After a week...nothing happened.  The ugly sign was there for all to see.       
Two weeks...nothing.  
     Three weeks, the sign came down.  
     Two days before graduation ceremonies, two things happened.  The first happening 
was:  The Perry County News (Tuesday edition) was published, and the front page 
headlines were:  VANDALISM STRIKES IN PERRY COUNTY!  Featured on the front page were 
two photos. (black and white)  One was of the damaged Tell City Fennhaven Lake sign.  
The other was of a rural mailbox which was crushed, apparently having been hit with 
something like a baseball bat.  The article extorted these actions and offered $100 
REWARD FOR KNOWLEDGE OF THIS VANDALISM.  Oh, boy!  The Seven were now concerned, 
especially since none knew anything about the rural mailbox crushing scandal.  The 
second happening was:  As they drove, returning to Cannelton from Tell City, reading 
the Perry County News aloud in the car, they approached Fennhaven Lake.  A very nice 
brand new sign had been erected.  As before, the Tell City side read "Tell City 
Fennhaven Lake".  Immediately their anger rose!  As they passed the sign to read it 
from the Cannelton side, lo and behold, the sign read "Cannelton Fennhaven Lake".
     Cheers arose!  Someone up above had gotten the message!
     There was much "sign" talk a couple of days later after senior graduation 
ceremonies.  The Seniors involved felt vindicated, although they did wonder what would 
happen if someone gave them up.  ($100 was a LOT of money in 1963!)  No one did.  
     A few years ago, at the 40-year reunion, this was a positive topic of discussion.  
By now, times had changed.  Cannelton had continued to wither as the town lost 
population, the second smallest-high-school in Indiana graduated 27, and the County 
Seat was moved (some say stolen) to Tell City.  The lake sign was now back to the 
original "Fennhaven Lake".  Of the Seven involved, only two had remained in the Perry 
County area.  Such a small and unimportant thing, while theoretically and probably 
morally wrong, was still, forty years later, a sense of pride for The Seniors.

Some afterthoughts to put things into perspective....  In 1963...

     Vietnam troubles mount
     Beatlemania begins
     Zip Codes and Touch Tone Phones are invented
     costs: Gas = 30 cents per gal; loaf of bread = 20 cents; movie theater = 25 cents

Smitty's favorite songs:
     Hey Paula -- Paul and Paula
     Blue Velvet -- Bobby Vinton
     It's My Party -- Lesley Gore

Slang of the era:
     "Bread" = money
     "Blitzed" = drunk
     "Pad" = house or home
     "Fox" = an outstanding looking girl or woman
     "Cool" = nice
     "Scarf" = eat/gobble food very fast

     -- U.N. Mgr of Internationals (who recruits a lot from Cannelton High School)

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WoM Contestants!  Welcome back to Stormcrowe for turn 2 of our exciting contest!  It 
is nice to see my home filled with so many teams, and I welcome each of you!  I would 
wish you success, but that would be disingenuous of me, so I will just say good luck!

Here are the scores for Turn 1.  Please be mindful of the rule changes for each turn.  
Some may repeat, but I will list the next 3 turns in each of these announcements so 
that you can plan accordingly.  I am happy to answer questions for you if you contact 
me, but ultimately, you are responsible for knowing what is coming up!

     Turn 2 -- Morya Madness
     Turn 3 -- Slaughter Priest Memorial
     Turn 4 -- Morya Madness

Rules for those turns can be found below the rankings.  Enjoy!

                                          -- Master Darque
                                             Moderator

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Turn 1 Scores (Rank -- Manager -- Team -- Score)

 t1.  Madwand -- Favorite Sayings 7 -- 15
 t1.  La Guillotine -- Going Berserk -- 15
 t2.  OAB Shewish Buffet 12
 t2.  Assur Bash Bros Cars 12
 t2.  Presstoe Force of Five 12
  3.  Howlin Wolf Howlin Slaughter 10
 t4.  Den Big Lake Killers 9
 t4.  Bubba Ima Bubba 2 9
 t4.  Dr. Trump Jr. Yuppie Shelter 9
 t4.  Street Legal Maiden Japan 9
 t4.  Floyd CSU College Radio 9
 t4.  Khisanth WOB AFW 9
  5.  U.N. International 8
 t6.  Papaiz Book of Thomas 6
 t6.  Dameon Darkheart Candy Crushers 6
 t6.  Queen Artemis Dragon's Tooth 6
 t6.  Otis Otis Likes Lungers 6
 t6.  The Greek Guy Lurocian Outkasts 6
 t6.  Crip Avid Fans 6
  7.  Hammer Abattoir 5 Blades 5
  8.  Shadowthrone Shadow Legion 4
  9.  Philthy Phil Ice-N-Fire 3
 10.  Paradox Legends 1
t11.  Master Darque Darque Forces 0
t11.  Channel Master SYFY 0
t11.  Dr. Feelgood The Mentors Ride 0
 12.  Boss Rat Rat Pak (-1)

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**TURN 2 Scoring -- Morya Madness

+3 points to the highest-ranked warrior of each style.  Highest ranked is the highest 
   recognition total, regardless of record.  In the case of a tie in recognition 
   points, win/loss percentage will be the tiebreaker, followed by total kills 
   (warrior).

+5 Top Team on the Move descending scoring down to #5 (e.g. +5 for first, +4 for the 
   second, etc).

+2 Successful Bloodfeud.  Bloodfeud victories for kills that did not occur during the 
   contest do not count to this total.

+5 Most Avoided Squad (teammates avoiding one another will not be counted)
-5 Most Avoiding Squad

+5 Most Turn's Most Popular
+5 Most Turn's Least Popular

**Turn 3 Scoring -- Slaughter Priest Memorial

No Challenges (DA fights scored regularly; avoids allowed)

+3 points for winning

+3 points for killing (giving 6 in total, 3 for the win and 3 for the kill)

+3 points for at least one of your warriors writing a personal (regardless of the 
   number of personals beyond the one you still only get three points).  Make sure it 
   is written from one of your team's warriors and not simply the manager entity or 
   you will not get the points.

-3 points for losing

-3 points for being killed (so -6 in total: -3 for losing and -3 for being killed)

Special Note:  Challenging during an SPM scoring turn will result in disqualification.

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Thus, I tell you, there will be more joy in heaven over one [especially] wicked person 
who repents (changes his mind, abhorring his errors and misdeeds, and determines to 
enter upon a better course of life) than over ninety-nine righteous persons who have 
no need of repentance. --- Luke 15:7 Amplified Classic

Hammer had joy over one of his Warriors during the First Turn of the Wheel Of 
Misfortune, so much so that he decided he may just allow this rag tag bunch to remain 
in DM 45 after the conclusion of the contest in Stormcrowe Arena!

Only One Win, but Blue Dragon Blade had succeeded in Killing his opponent Shadow Orc 
of Shadow Legion and that brought Great Satisfaction to the Veteran Manager, who had 
been away from the Alastari Sands for far too long; plus his Abattoir 5 Blades now had 
5 Points after the First Round of the Wheel of Misfortune!

Hammer was counting on his Abattoir 5 Blades to Not Squander the 5 Points by garnering 
-5 Points in Round Two for being the Most Avoiding Squad ala the Morya Madness, but if 
that happened, then it was on the Veteran Manager, for filling out Both Avoids for 
each of his 5 Warriors!

Sticky Situation (the Original in DM 45) was bested with one swing by his Going 
Berserk opponent Yak. Question is ... will he Survive the Wheel Of Misfortune?

The Fever Dreamer showed a Bit of Promise in his Sand Dance with No Washer Fluid of 
Bash Bros Cars, as did A Funky Nightmare in his bout against Theon of Ice-N-Fire!

Sticky Blue Blade had Much More to Learn after his Encounter with the White House of 
Yuppie Shelter, but He Might Still have a Future in Stormcrowe Arena!

Time Would Surely Tell in a Matter of Weeks!

[Time Jump]

Hammer almost nonchalantly reviewed the stack of info regarding his abandoned Stables 
that the Gladiatorial Commission had been able to supply him from their cobweb 
infested archives.

The mind of the Veteran Manager continuously wandered back to the Hey Day of Morya 
Arena & the Morya Madness Contest that Hammer had Hosted in bygone days.

Round Two of the Wheel Of Misfortune had stirred some long forgotten memories deep 
within the soul of the Veteran Manager. Memories & Nostalgia that Hammer could No 
Longer Ignore as he tried to concentrate upon the info set before him!

[TIME JUMP]

A small crowd was gathered around the back tables of one of the more obscure taverns 
frequented by gladiators, managers and fans of the Stormcrowe Arena, where one of the 
Veteran Managers was holding court, sharing with those who would listen what had 
happened in a Certain Arena in Alastari in days-gone-by.

He had just gotten back from North Fork Arena where his Aberrant 5 Blades had gone an 
unsparkling 2-3 [the 2 Wins vs Convicted Thief & Street Legal ... but a Win is a Win 
when a Veteran Manager returns to his old haunts!]

Two of his Losing Warriors had gained some much-needed Skills in their losses, but the 
Third Loser Paid the Ultimate Price of Death Upon the North Fork Sands!

Hammer was encouraged by the potential entertainment value of the Replacement Warrior, 
so much so that the Veteran Manager had decided to keep his Aberrant 5 Blades running 
in DM 47 & possibly remain for a Rumored Contest Next Year!

So here was the Veteran Manager reminiscing about the contests that he had hosted in 
DM 33 & Especially in DM 28 b& the 28 Rounds of Morya Madness that the Chaos Activity 
of the Wheel Of Misfortune had somehow unleashed upon Stormcrowe Arena for Round Two 
of the Current WOM Contest in DM 45 b& with some 'Fractured Categories' from the Morya 
Madness that Hammer had Hosted in Years Gone By!

In the Original Morya Madness, the Prize Categories such as Highest-Ranked Warrior, 
was for those Warriors ranked after 28 Rounds of Battle!

These particular rankings were by Each of the Ten Styles & Each Warrior was Required 
to Declare Their Particular Style in the P-Ads on the Turn that They Entered the 
Arena!

There was also the First Initiate Duel Master aka the First Warrior from Among the 
Initiates Rankings that Battled Against All Odds to Seize the Morya DM Throne!

The Chaos that Darque had unleashed in DM 45 had the point scoring in Round Two of the 
Wheel Of Misfortune b& that the Morya Madness had Awards for After 28 Rounds!

But Said Chaos was Beginning to Affect the Veteran Manager & Stirring Remembrances 
that Desired to Be Re-Lived & Experienced Again!

Hammer was not the best of managers, but he was not the worst either. He did not have 
much of a stomach for sending his pathetic warriors to the Dark Arena as he enjoyed 
the challenge of trying to graduate every warrior, no matter how inept on the sands of 
battle. But times had changed in Alastari since the Veteran Manager had been away & 
there was a stirring in the deepest recesses of his heart & mind that perhaps it was 
time to make either drastic changes or subtle adjustments!

However, what had not changed during his absence was the fact that Hammer still 
enjoyed hosting Contests!

What the Veteran Manager enjoyed most about hosting a contest was watching some of the 
Best Managers from across Alastari gather together and compete against one another. 
Each trying to out-do the Other!

Hammer especially enjoyed reading the Team Spots & Personal Ads that were stirred by 
the competitive fires of his hosted contests!

The more he thought about it b& the more a 'Historic Hammer Hurrah' appealed to him!

[TIME JUMP]

Hammer sat at the table in an obscure corner of the Inn, mulling over a variety of 
options that had slowly surfaced to his conscious mind, since being drawn back to 
Stormcrowe Arena to participate in the Wheel Of Misfortune contest hosted by Master 
Darque. Chaos was permeating the very atmosphere surrounding the Veteran Manager!

It was the eve of the Second Round featuring some of the Morya Madness scoring 
categories that Hammer had hosted those oh-so-many long years ago.

Now, something had sparked within him, causing a yearning fire to take hold of his 
thoughts & cause a burning desire to slowly come to fruition.

Perhaps the Veteran Manager had yet one more 'Historic Hurrah' deep within to spur him 
to host yet another contest for old timebs sake?

Indeed, there was a satisfaction to be once again experienced in sending forth a Call 
across Alastari for Managers Old & New to assemble together in an Arena to Test Their 
Mettle & Enjoy the Fellowship of Both Friends & Friendly Foes: as they clashed among 
themselves with words in either Spots or P-Ads b& or upon the Contest Arena Sands!

Hammer had heard the Whisper in his Dream, as to the Location Where such an Historic 
Event would Help Create New Legends that would Captivate Imaginations & Enthrall the 
Masses who Thrilled at the Sounds of the Crescendo of Clashing Competitive Blades & 
Words Bandied About in Spots & P-Ads!

The Decision was already made in the Creative Heart & Mind of the Veteran Manager!

It was Now Time to Contact the Gladiatorial Commission of Said Arena to make his pitch 
to process the necessary paperwork for the Gladiatorial Commission to grant their 
Approval & Possible Prizes to Entice an Unknown Number of Managers to Gather Together 
to Make History in Another Hammer Hosted Historic Contest!

Hammer was Hopeful that This Nostalgic Historic Event Would Lure a Certain 'Manager' 
Out of Retirement ... to Once Again Grace the Spots & P-Ads of the Chosen Arena ... 
for Such a Historic Event as This Was About To Be!

"May Your Blades Be Sharp and Your Wits Sharper!"

                                          --- Hammer the WordSmith

                                      SPY REPORT

     Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills?  Well 
fergit it, cause this is the Spyreport for STORMCROWE.  Like, YUPPIE SHELTER had to 
be so embarrassed when they got kicked off #1 spot by GOING BERSERK!  Way to go GOING 
BERSERK!  CANDY CRUSHERS had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 
4-1-0 and wound up as 11th team!  Wanna hear about a real loser?  Listen to this--WOB 
AFW got 1-4-0 and dropped 11.  Didn't see much of them after the fights!  Really, 
just how far can one team drop in one round?  DARQUE FORCES dropped 17, which I 
think's more than all the other teams combined!  Cut this out and put it in your 
scrapbooks, ABATTOIR 5 BLADES!  'Cause they got 4-1-0 and moved up to 17th!  MVP 
award for SHADOW MERC?  SHADOW LEGION's proud of him after beating PEZ PULVERIZER and 
getting 25 points.  Talk about yer big time losers!  RUNNING FREE got smashed by 
SHRIMP SCAMP, and lost 26 points!  This Duelmaster is like something else!  HUMAN 
BEAN stopped PRISM GUARD dead in hers tracks!  I hear the top team insists all their 
warriors get nine hours sleep.  They want photogenic fighters for PR photos.   
     I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies.  Really, I just 
wing this stuff.  SHEWISH BUFFET was STORMCROWE's most avoided team.  Is there some 
award for that?  Is there some deep dark secret why AVID FANS' been avoiding SHEWISH 
BUFFET so much?  Or is it just that they're too scared?  Like, is RIME-ANCIENT 
MARINER popular, or what?  It was challenged the most in all of STORMCROWE!  It's got 
a 22-12-0, is that good?  See if I ever talk to CAR SEAT HEADREST again!  KURR was so 
low when It challenged it.  Hhmph!  CAR SEAT HEADREST beat KURR.  No surprise about 
that.  Really I'm not surprised CAR SEAT HEADREST would do such a scummy thing, 
either.  Speaking of challenging 38 points above did you hear about FAMILY RECIPE of 
SHEWISH BUFFET vs. CSU COLLEGE RADIO's ALPHA REV?  (And how was that intro!) FAMILY 
RECIPE was so studly out there in the sands!  Beating ALPHA REV and getting 27 
points.  SHEWISH BUFFET must be proud, for sure!  Some fights are really unfair.  How 
do you think STUNTMAN feels about being challenged by NO WASHER FLUID, 20 points 
above him?  I was sorry to see such an unfair "fight" in STORMCROWE.  NO WASHER FLUID 
got 3 points after beating STUNTMAN, 20 points below him.  LEMON is being unfair.  
He's challenged down 22 against MIRAGE.  I don't know why they let this stuff go on.  
(I'd better shut up) Is this how BASH BROS CARS advances, by having their members 
(LEMON) fight people that are really below them (MIRAGE)?  See if I ever talk to 
CHECK ENGINE again!  FAUCI was so low when He challenged he.  Hhmph!  I was sorry to 
see such an unfair "fight" in STORMCROWE.  CHECK ENGINE got 3 points after beating 
FAUCI, 18 points below him.  For sure, I was holding my breath when I found out ROCK 
OF AGES challenged RIME-ANCIENT MARINER.  After all, haven't INTERNATIONAL and MAIDEN 
JAPAN had a long standing duel in STORMCROWE?  It wasn't a spectacular fight, or 
anything, but RIME-ANCIENT MARINER wants me to write about it since it beat ROCK OF 
AGES.  Satisfied?   
     Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds.  All STORMCROWE ever talks about is fighting!  
Me, I'm more laid back.  Enough already!  All I've heard lately is "Will BOOK OF 
THOMAS Bloodfeud CESPEDES of WOB AFW to revenge BIRDIE's death?"  I mean, who cares?  
What if they had a fight and nobody showed up?  I'd be out of a job, that's what!!!   
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I gotta leave.  STORMCROWE is like such a dump, and you guys smell too much!  
I had a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HUMAN BEAN 4853              15   5  1   136       SHEWISH BUFFET (520)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 USKURNTAI 4886               11   9  0   123       GOING BERSERK (527)
 UNDK 4872                    15   8  1   117       GOING BERSERK (527)
 RIME-ANCIENT MARINER 4496    22  12  0   112       MAIDEN JAPAN (504)
 CAR SEAT HEADREST 5210       11   4  0   109       CSU COLLEGE RADIO (561)
 FAMILY RECIPE 4854           12   4  1    97       SHEWISH BUFFET (520)
 ALDON 5120                   14   3  0    95       WOB AFW (556)
 SHRIMP SCAMP 4855             8   8  0    94       SHEWISH BUFFET (520)
 PRISM GUARD 4857             13   6  1    93       BOOK OF THOMAS (528)
 DOROTHY 5055                 12   4  2    93       BOOK OF THOMAS (528)
 POISON IV 5338               13   7  1    92       DARQUE FORCES (428)
 IMA GETCHA 4944              10   5  0    92       IMA BUBBA 2 (541)
-MAD MOXXI 5390                8   3  0    92       DARQUE FORCES (428)
 ALPHA REV 5213               16   6  1    91       CSU COLLEGE RADIO (561)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BOMBAY BIKE CLUB 5214        17  11  0    90       CSU COLLEGE RADIO (561)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ME TOO 5267                   8   5  0    89       OTIS LIKES LUNGERS (565)
-CHOPPER 5044                  7   8  1    89       THE MENTORS RIDE (550)
 YAK 5296                     12   6  1    88       GOING BERSERK (527)
 ROCK OF AGES 5096            22  15  1    86       INTERNATIONAL (554)
 RUNNING FREE 4406            20  22  0    83       MAIDEN JAPAN (504)
 THE VEAL DEAL 5251           10   3  0    82       HOWLIN SLAUGHTER (563)
 KIT KAT KATANA 4901          12   5  2    81       CANDY CRUSHERS (534)
 URBAN LEGEND 4836            16  22  0    80       BOOK OF THOMAS (528)
 KWITCHERBICHON 4861          18  14  0    77       BOOK OF THOMAS (528)
 BLIZZARD-RAT 516             16   4  0    68       RAT PAK (79)
 BOULDER 5215                 12  13  1    68       CSU COLLEGE RADIO (561)
 KURR 5432                     6   2  0    68       GOING BERSERK (527)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 EDMUND KEMPER 5058           12   7  1    66       BIG LAKE KILLERS (551)
 RAINBOW BYTE 5391             8   6  0    66       DARQUE FORCES (428)
 GUMMI BEAR GAVEL 5089         8   7  2    61       CANDY CRUSHERS (534)
 STICKY SITUATION 4904         5  10  0    61       ABATTOIR 5 BLADES (535)
 NO WASHER FLUID 5233         11   3  0    60       BASH BROS CARS (562)
 FEEDER 5252                   8   5  0    60       HOWLIN SLAUGHTER (563)
 IMA KILLA 5298                7   3  0    60       IMA BUBBA 2 (541)
 A FUNKY NIGHTMARE 4905        7   8  0    59       ABATTOIR 5 BLADES (535)
 LEMON 5241                    6   7  0    59       BASH BROS CARS (562)
 TOBIR BATTER 5316             5   3  0    59       SHEWISH BUFFET (520)
-CRYSTAL 5413                  6   3  0    58       NORTHERN LIGHTS (393)
 SECURITY GUARD 4825          11  15  1    57       AVID FANS (65)
 RASAM 5117                   10  11  0    57       WOB AFW (556)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HERSHEY HAMMER 5324           7   2  0    56       CANDY CRUSHERS (534)
 PEZ PULVERIZER 5287           9   4  1    54       CANDY CRUSHERS (534)
 OZARKS 5046                   9   8  0    53       THE MENTORS RIDE (550)
 SHANGHAI 5323                 8   7  1    53       INTERNATIONAL (554)
-ATALI 4770                    8  20  0    53       NORTHERN LIGHTS (393)
 SHADOW MERC 5525              3   1  0    53       SHADOW LEGION (575)
-THEON 5056                   11   2  0    52       ICE-N-FIRE (544)
 CARAMEL CUDGEL 4900           9   6  1    52       CANDY CRUSHERS (534)
 BRUCE BRENIZER 5294           7   9  2    48       BIG LAKE KILLERS (551)
 NOT ME 5271                   4   7  0    47       OTIS LIKES LUNGERS (565)
 LEAN HOG 5255                 8   5  0    46       HOWLIN SLAUGHTER (563)
 ME EITHER 5268                8   4  0    46       OTIS LIKES LUNGERS (565)
 BLOW OUT 5043                 8  12  0    46       THE MENTORS RIDE (550)
 BUBBLES 4935                 10   3  0    42       FORCE OF FIVE (539)
-THE MOUNTAIN 4969             8   6  0    42       ICE-N-FIRE (544)
 RUSTBELT 4931                 7   6  1    42       FORCE OF FIVE (539)
-POLAR FLEECE 4817             7  11  0    42       NORTHERN LIGHTS (393)
 STUNTMAN 4932                 6   7  0    42       FORCE OF FIVE (539)
 LOHENGRIN 4933                6   7  0    41       FORCE OF FIVE (539)
 JOE TWITCH 4934               5   8  0    41       FORCE OF FIVE (539)
 THE FEVER DREAMER 4906        5  10  0    39       ABATTOIR 5 BLADES (535)
 PANIC ROOM 5561               4   1  0    39       YUPPIE SHELTER (576)
 STRANGEWORLD 5319             7  14  0    35       MAIDEN JAPAN (504)
-SNOW 4971                     6   8  1    35       ICE-N-FIRE (544)
 MIRAGE 5354                   3   3  0    35       WOB AFW (556)
 M.C. 5369                     3   1  0    35       AVID FANS (65)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 IMA PIMP 5062                 9   4  0    33       IMA BUBBA 2 (541)
 ME THREE 5270                 4   7  2    33       OTIS LIKES LUNGERS (565)
-PAIN MAIDEN 5266              4   3  0    33       PAIN AND PLEASURE (564)
 SHADOW SHAMAN 5523            2   1  1    33       SHADOW LEGION (575)
-THE HOUND 4968                5   9  0    32       ICE-N-FIRE (544)
 MAR-A-LAGO 5566               4   1  0    32       YUPPIE SHELTER (576)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CESPEDES 5359                 3   4  1    31       WOB AFW (556)
 BLUE DRAGON BLADE 5310        5   5  1    30       ABATTOIR 5 BLADES (535)
-HARLEYZILLA 5459              1   1  0    27       DRAGON'S TOOTH (570)
 HAWAII 5567                   3   2  0    26       YUPPIE SHELTER (576)
 THE BRUTE SQUAD 5326          5   9  1    25       AVID FANS (65)
 SHADOW TEMPLAR 5517           4   3  0    24       SHADOW LEGION (575)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THROTTLE JOCKEY 5336          4   2  0    23       THE MENTORS RIDE (550)
-ARAVAE 5285                   3   1  0    23       PAIN AND PLEASURE (564)
 FENDER BENDER 5434            2   0  1    23       BASH BROS CARS (562)
 RODMAN 5471                   2   0  0    23       WOB AFW (556)
 SOUTH POLE 5381               4   3  0    22       INTERNATIONAL (554)
 CHECK ENGINE 5433             2   0  0    22       BASH BROS CARS (562)
 OTHER MOTHER 5439             3   2  0    21       DARQUE FORCES (428)
-EXPOSE 5455                   1   0  0    20       FAVORITE SAYINGS 7 (569)
-LITTLE SISTER 5410            4   5  0    19       NORTHERN LIGHTS (393)
 ACES HIGH 5462                1   1  0    18       MAIDEN JAPAN (504)
-KARRIANA 5260                 2   4  1    17       PAIN AND PLEASURE (564)
-POLE STAR 5423                2   6  0    17       NORTHERN LIGHTS (393)
 SPARTACUS 5507                2   0  0    17       LEGENDS (574)
 MIA-RAT 5569                  1   1  0    17       RAT PAK (79)
 WHITE HOUSE 5562              2   1  0    16       YUPPIE SHELTER (576)
 NICO DIANGELO 5422            2   1  0    15       SYFY (568)
 AIR BNB 5564                  3   1  0    14       YUPPIE SHELTER (576)
 TOKYO 5483                    2   0  1    13       INTERNATIONAL (554)
 JOHN WAYNE GACY 5461          2   1  0    13       BIG LAKE KILLERS (551)
 STABLEHAND 5560               1   1  0    13       AVID FANS (65)
 CHUN MA 5492                  1   1  0    13       GODS OF WAR (572)
 NEW ZEALAND 5385              2   1  0    12       INTERNATIONAL (554)
 IRMA 5315                     2   1  0    12       OTIS LIKES LUNGERS (565)
 H.H. HOLMES 5378              3   2  0    11       BIG LAKE KILLERS (551)
 SWAUM 5559                    2   0  0    11       GOING BERSERK (527)
-BEN WHITECLIFFS 5454          1   0  0    11       FAVORITE SAYINGS 7 (569)
-STICKY SITUATION 5488         1   0  0    11       FAVORITE SAYINGS 7 (569)
 DIXIE 2 5495                  1   1  0    11       IMA BUBBA 2 (541)
 RUKIDDINGME-RAT 5572          1   0  0    11       RAT PAK (79)
-MIKE OX 5451                  1   0  0    11       FAVORITE SAYINGS 7 (569)
 TRAVIS STOLL 5420             1   2  0    10       SYFY (568)
 MAINTENANCE 5435              1   1  0    10       BASH BROS CARS (562)
 PELOSI 5496                   1   1  0    10       LUROCIAN OUTKASTS (573)
-SPITTING LLAMA 5485           1   0  0    10       DRAGON'S TOOTH (570)
 BUFFALO 5379                  1   1  0     9       CSU COLLEGE RADIO (561)
 DIXIE 1 5494                  2   0  0     8       IMA BUBBA 2 (541)
 SHADOW BOZO 5509              2   2  0     8       SHADOW LEGION (575)
 STICKY BLUE BLADE 5343        1   5  0     8       ABATTOIR 5 BLADES (535)
-MANCE RAYDER 5347             1   1  0     8       ICE-N-FIRE (544)
 YA-SIN 5493                   1   1  0     7       GODS OF WAR (572)
-JUICE BOX 5452                1   0  0     7       FAVORITE SAYINGS 7 (569)
-DRA-GON 5460                  1   1  0     7       DRAGON'S TOOTH (570)
-GUDRUN 4598                   1   0  0     6       HISTORY'S HENCHMEN (514)
 WALKING CORPSE 5573           1   0  0     6       RAT PAK (79)
-SHAERYA 5305                  1   1  0     6       PAIN AND PLEASURE (564)
 CONNER STOLL 5421             1   2  0     5       SYFY (568)
 THE CLAIRVOYANT 5467          1   1  0     4       MAIDEN JAPAN (504)
 MARY KRUEGER 5501             1   1  0     4       BIG LAKE KILLERS (551)
 BIRX 5500                     1   1  0     4       LUROCIAN OUTKASTS (573)
 CUOMO 5499                    1   1  0     4       LUROCIAN OUTKASTS (573)
 LADY DEATHSTRIKE 5490         1   1  0     4       GODS OF WAR (572)
 CAINE 5505                    0   2  0     2       LEGENDS (574)
 DOBBY 5487                    0   2  0     2       SYFY (568)
 ANDUARI 5503                  0   2  0     2       LEGENDS (574)
 FAUCI 5497                    0   2  0     2       LUROCIAN OUTKASTS (573)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ABLE 5504                     0   2  0     2       LEGENDS (574)
 KRATOS 5491                   0   2  0     2       GODS OF WAR (572)
 BLERT 45                      0   2  0     2       PIG FARMERS (5)
 DIANA 5489                    0   2  0     2       GODS OF WAR (572)
-DJ DRAGON 5484                0   1  0     1       DRAGON'S TOOTH (570)
 SUPPLY CHAIN 5574             0   1  0     1       HOWLIN SLAUGHTER (563)
-DRACO METEOR 5486             0   1  0     1       DRAGON'S TOOTH (570)
 NO FAITH 5571                 0   1  0     1       BOOK OF THOMAS (528)
 MCCONNELL 5498                0   1  0     1       LUROCIAN OUTKASTS (573)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
BIRDIE 5386             3  1 0 BOOK OF THOMAS 528   CESPEDES 5359         422   
CARMEN MONOXIDE 5427    2  5 1 DARQUE FORCES 428    ARENAMASTER NHOR      425  NONE
DABA 5358               1  1 0 HOWLIN SLAUGHTER 563 ARENAMASTER NHOR      425  NONE
CARL LEWIS 5502         0  1 0 LEGENDS 574          TOKYO 5483            424   
KENNY 5575              0  1 0 LEGENDS 574          ARENAMASTER NHOR      425  NONE
THUNDER-RAT 513         0  2 0 RAT PAK 79           FENDER BENDER 5434    425   
SHADOW ORC 5511         1  3 0 SHADOW LEGION 575    BLUE DRAGON BLAD 5310 424   
ROAST BEAST 5441        1  2 0 SHEWISH BUFFET 520   SPYMASTER             425  NONE
PERCY JACKSON 5418      0  3 0 SYFY 568             BLOOD CATCHER         425  NONE
ROLLIN THUNDER 5466     0  2 0 THE MENTORS RIDE 550 SHEWISH GIANT         425  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Welcome home, Hammer! We Internationals look forward to your wordsmithing. -- U.N. Mgr 
of Internationals (Consortium affiliated)

I guess Doc Steele was just afraid of us all? -- U.N.

Nico Diangelo of Syfy, now you know just how it is gonna be. -- Shanghai

All, you jerks can quit blamin' us for covid-19. Didn't do it. -- Shanghai

Carl Lewis, you may be a legend, but you are a dead legend. Hai! Bwahahahaha. -- Tokyo

South Pole -- "Your shoelace is untied."  Heh heh.  Works every time! -- Mar-A-Lago

Rasam --  Unbelievable!  The Arenamaster stopped the fight and I was FINE!  Not a 
scratch on me.  Which is good, cuz I'm proud of my tan lines. They're epic.  -- Hawaii

Sticky Blue Blade -- Seems like sticky blades might be an occupational hazard, n'est-
ce pas? -- White House

The Brute Squad -- I haven't fought one person for so long! I've specialized in 
groups--battling gangs for local charities, that kind of thing.  It was refreshing to 
fight just one of you. -- Panic Room

Rodman -- Are thought you were the OTHER Rodman.  It was a bit of a surprise to see 
you.  I have to say, I wasn't prepared. -- Air BNB

All -- I'd like to enroll my team:  Gods of War, into the Tourney in DM 45 Stormcrowe.  
Sorry for the late proclaim.  I'll take a 1st round loss. -- Scorpio, mgr Gods of War

Wild Wheelers --- Not Much of a Chatty Bunch Last Newsletter! --- Hammer

Shadow Legion --- May Shadow Orc Rest In Peace! So Bring On Your Blood Feud Now! --- 
Blue Dragon Blade

White House --- Thanks for the Skills! --- Sticky Blue Blade

Theon --- Thanks for the Skills Also! --- A Funky Nightmare

No Washer Fluid --- Tiresome Loss! --- The Fever Dreamer

Yak --- That was a Quick Loss! --- Sticky Situation

Misfortunate Malcontents --- It Is True! What I Wrote! --- Hammer the WordSmith

Cuomo -- I had a premonition that we will fight! You will pay for your recent 
transgression! -- THE CLAIRVOYANT

Human Bean -- Thanks for keeping my seat Warm! -- Rime of the Ancient Mariner

Edmund Kemper- What was that? 12-5-1? WOW!!! -- Running Free

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

CARMEN MONOXIDE was butchered by ARENAMASTER NHOR in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
ROLLIN THUNDER was dispatched by SHEWISH GIANT in a 2 minute Dark Arena battle.
ROAST BEAST was murdered by SPYMASTER in a action packed 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DABA was butchered by ARENAMASTER NHOR in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
PERCY JACKSON was assassinated by BLOOD CATCHER in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
KENNY was butchered by ARENAMASTER NHOR in a action packed 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
ABLE was bested by TOKYO in a 1 minute amateur's Bloodfeud match.
AN ARENA DOCTOR overcame DOROTHY in a action packed 2 minute expert's Challenge fight.
BOMBAY BIKE CLUB was vanquished by USKURNTAI in a 2 minute gory uneven Challenge duel.
CAR SEAT HEADREST vanquished KURR in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
ALDON was defeated by UNDK in a popular 2 minute expert's Challenge match.
POISON IV savagely defeated URBAN LEGEND in a 2 minute veteran's Challenge match.
FAMILY RECIPE slimly won victory over ALPHA REV in a 2 minute Challenge battle.
YAK devastated EDMUND KEMPER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
ROCK OF AGES was outwaited by RIME-ANCIENT MARINER in a 20 minute Challenge fight.
ME TOO devastated RAINBOW BYTE in a 1 minute brutal uneven Challenge duel.
LEAN HOG was bested by A FUNKY NIGHTMARE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge brawl.
THE VEAL DEAL narrowly defeated BLIZZARD-RAT in a tiresome 21 minute Challenge bout.
NO WASHER FLUID beat STUNTMAN in a popular 5 minute Challenge match.
STICKY SITUATION slimly won victory over ME EITHER in a 2 minute competition.
BRUCE BRENIZER was defeated by TOBIR BATTER in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
STRANGEWORLD was savagely defeated by LOHENGRIN in a 3 minute gruesome Challenge bout.
SHANGHAI won victory over PANIC ROOM in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge fray.
LEMON defeated MIRAGE in a 1 minute gory Challenge match.
OZARKS was savagely defeated by BOULDER in a 2 minute brutal Challenge duel.
M.C. defeated THROTTLE JOCKEY in a popular 1 minute Challenge duel.
CHECK ENGINE defeated FAUCI in a 2 minute Challenge match.
SOUTH POLE vanquished BIRX in a 1 minute gruesome uneven Challenge bout.
H.H. HOLMES was overpowered by MAR-A-LAGO in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
DOBBY lost to DIXIE 1 in a 3 minute novice's Challenge bout.
STABLEHAND was outlasted by IMA PIMP in a 7 minute Challenge duel.
PELOSI beat SHADOW BOZO in a 3 minute novice's Challenge match.
MARY KRUEGER was overpowered by OTHER MOTHER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
RODMAN overcame JOHN WAYNE GACY in a 1 minute amateur's Challenge match.
CAINE slimly lost to YA-SIN in a 3 minute brutal amateur's Challenge fight.
NEW ZEALAND subdued CUOMO in a 2 minute novice's Challenge struggle.
TRAVIS STOLL was viciously subdued by BLUE DRAGON BLADE in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
HUMAN BEAN vanquished PRISM GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided Title bout.
RUNNING FREE was viciously subdued by SHRIMP SCAMP in a 5 minute master's bout.
IMA GETCHA viciously subdued KWITCHERBICHON in a exciting 3 minute veteran's match.
KIT KAT KATANA vanquished THORN OF ROSE in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
GUMMI BEAR GAVEL overcame NOT ME in a crowd pleasing 4 minute duel.
FEEDER defeated JOE TWITCH in a 1 minute brawl.
RASAM was luckily beaten by IMA KILLA in a action packed 3 minute bloody competition.
BLOW OUT demolished THE BRUTE SQUAD in a exciting 1 minute one-sided match.
PEZ PULVERIZER was savagely defeated by SHADOW MERC in a popular 2 minute gory duel.
BUBBLES unbelievably bested ME THREE in a crowd pleasing 5 minute gruesome bout.
RUSTBELT subdued HAWAII in a 2 minute match.
THE FEVER DREAMER overcame SHADOW TEMPLAR in a 2 minute bout.
HERSHEY HAMMER demolished DON'T ASK WHAT IT IS in a 2 minute one-sided battle.
CARAMEL CUDGEL beat CESPEDES in a 2 minute bloody conflict.
SECURITY GUARD overcame SHADOW SHAMAN in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
FENDER BENDER murdered THUNDER-RAT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided brawl.
STICKY BLUE BLADE was subdued by SWAUM in a 2 minute contest.
ACES HIGH devastated LADY DEATHSTRIKE in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided bout.
DIANA was devastated by DIXIE 2 in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
KRATOS was devastated by RUKIDDINGME-RAT in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
CHUN MA overpowered MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided match.
THE CLAIRVOYANT was unbelievably bested by IRMA in a 3 minute amateur's match.
MAINTENANCE was unbelievably bested by MIA-RAT in a popular 4 minute amateur's bout.
ANDUARI was bested by WALKING CORPSE in a action packed 1 minute beginner's match.
NICO DIANGELO overpowered BLERT in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
CONNER STOLL was savagely defeated by AIR BNB in a exciting 2 minute beginner's melee.
SPARTACUS demolished NO FAITH in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BUFFALO narrowly defeated SUPPLY CHAIN in a action packed 3 minute novice's contest.
WHITE HOUSE beat MCCONNELL in a 2 minute gory novice's match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  27         WALL OF STEEL     30 -  15 -  0      67  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     18         TOTAL PARRY       30 -  22 -  0      58  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 17         LUNGING ATTACK    47 -  39 -  2      55  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   14         SLASHING ATTACK   18 -  17 -  0      51  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  11         STRIKING ATTACK   54 -  64 -  3      46  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 11         PARRY-LUNGE        7 -   9 -  0      44  |
|AIMED BLOW                      10         AIMED BLOW        19 -  32 -  0      37  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      8         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -   7 -  1      36  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     5         BASHING ATTACK    13 -  25 -  0      34  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         PARRY-STRIKE       4 -   8 -  0      33  |

Turn 425 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

WALL OF STEEL      8 -  6     AIMED BLOW         4 -  6         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY       10 -  8     SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  8         3  TOTAL PARRY    
BASHING ATTACK     6 -  5     PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  4         1  SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    9 -  8                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK    14 - 13                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
PARRY-LUNGE        4 -  4                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  HUMAN BEAN 4853            15   5  1  136 SHEWISH BUFFET (520)
LUNGING ATTACK   USKURNTAI 4886             11   9  0  123 GOING BERSERK (527)
STRIKING ATTACK  UNDK 4872                  15   8  1  117 GOING BERSERK (527)
TOTAL PARRY      RIME-ANCIENT MARINER 4496  22  12  0  112 MAIDEN JAPAN (504)
WALL OF STEEL    CAR SEAT HEADREST 5210     11   4  0  109 CSU COLLEGE RADIO (561)
PARRY-LUNGE      FAMILY RECIPE 4854         12   4  1   97 SHEWISH BUFFET (520)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    KIT KAT KATANA 4901        12   5  2   81 CANDY CRUSHERS (534)
AIMED BLOW       KWITCHERBICHON 4861        18  14  0   77 BOOK OF THOMAS (528)
BASHING ATTACK   EDMUND KEMPER 5058         12   7  1   66 BIG LAKE KILLERS (551)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
The overall popularity leader is URBAN LEGEND 4836.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was STUNTMAN 4932.  The ten other most popular fighters were BLUE DRAGON BLADE 
5310, ME THREE 5270, SHRIMP SCAMP 4855, NOT ME 5271, RASAM 5117, POISON IV 5338, 
STICKY SITUATION 4904, RUNNING FREE 4406, MAINTENANCE 5435, and AIR BNB 5564.

The least popular fighter this week was RIME-ANCIENT MARINER 4496.  The other ten 
least popular fighters were ROCK OF AGES 5096, THE VEAL DEAL 5251, BLIZZARD-RAT 516, 
SHADOW BOZO 5509, IMA PIMP 5062, MCCONNELL 5498, NO FAITH 5571, BLERT 45, KRATOS 
5491, and DIANA 5489.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

HUMAN BEAN (45-4853) SHEWISH BUFFET (520)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

AN ARENA DOCTOR (45-4175) AVID FANS (65)

                                 RSI PANDEMIC UPDATE

We're doing okay out here in Arizona, staying mostly quiet and trying to stay healthy, 
and we hope you and your families are well.  Things are super weird right now.   
Here's a quick update on what's coming up: 

Summer 2020 Face-to-Face:  In case there is any lingering doubt, the 2020 summer face-
to-face is cancelled.  It just doesn't seem wise to hold it, and feedback is that most 
of you would not be able to attend.  Better to stay safe and stay at home, this time.  

Summer 2020 Mail-In:  So we'll hold a mail-in tournament this summer.  It will be held 
on the weekend of July 17-19, 2020.  We are still finalizing the format--look for the 
tournament announcement shortly after the freeze on June 6th. 

Halloween 2020 Mail-In:  Should be able to take place as normal.  We bandied about the 
idea of having a Fall FTF, but that doesn't look like a good idea.  

Winter 2021 Face-to-Face:  We have already secured a contract for the Winter FTF in 
Tempe for our usual Martin Luther King weekend, January 15-17, 2021 and are crossing 
our fingers that we will be able to hold that tournament in person, but there is still 
some chance that we will need to cancel it as well.  I expect we will know for certain 
in November or December.  Please mark it on your calendars and feel free to get hotel 
reservations, but don't buy non-refundable plane tickets!  (We are waiting for the 
group code for reservations and will post it when we get it.) 

Summer 2021 Face-to-Face:  Surely we'll be able to have this one! *crossed fingers*  
We're looking at the midwest cities for this one (Cincinnati or Minneapolis), so stay 
tuned.

                         * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

                            THE BLOODGAMES HAVE RETURNED! 

For those of you who always wanted the chance to manage the last warrior standing 
alive upon the arena sands, your day has come.  At the end of the ten turns, even 
though several warriors, bruised and scarred, MAY yet live, only three will be crowned 
Bloodgames Champions and be invited to the Isle of the Eye!  And in this game mere 
survival counts for little.  A great general once said, "The object of battle is not 
to die for your cause, but to make your enemy die for his."  This general would have 
greatly enjoyed the Duelmasters Bloodgames!  

By popular demand, we will hold THREE Bloodgames arenas -- a regular and slow 
Bloodgames by mail, and a Bloodgames which will run with the mail-in tourney!  

    DM 95:  slow bloodgames (due every four weeks, due July 20)  
    DM 98:  regular speed bloodgames (due every two weeks, due July 20) 
    DM 99:  mail-in style bloodgames (processed with the tourney, due July 15)

Gameplay in the Bloodgames proceeds according to standard DM rules, except for a few 
notable exceptions: 

* STARTING A BLOODGAMES TEAM -- You don't need a special rollup to enter the 
bloodgames.  Your Bloodgames team is ten warriors, one of each fighting style, each 
warrior designed from scratch!  (All are 84 points, 3-21, as usual.)  Simply list your 
ten warriors and send them to us; we will send you back overviews of your warriors so 
you can submit strategies.  The first turn is due mid-July and subsequent turns will 
be due on Mondays.  

* DEATH -- As the name implies, the Bloodgames will leave the arena sands somewhat 
darker before they're over.  It's a dangerous sport intended only for the tough and 
spirited.  The Arenamaster will be less likely to intercede on behalf of a dying 
warrior.  Even at a 1 kill desire, kill attempts will occur.  There are no 
replacements -- once a warrior dies, that's it!  

* STRATEGIES AND CHALLENGES -- New strategies may be issued for each turn for the 
regular and slow bloodgames, while the mail-in bloodgames will process all ten rounds 
with a single strategy.  The only type of challenge available is a bloodfeud.  

* MISSED TURNS -- All warriors fight each round.  Only the dead may rest.

* ERRORS -- If we make an input error, that warrior will be awarded a win and kill.  
Errors must be reported before the next turn processes.  

* NEWSLETTER -- Warriors are ranked according to their number of kills.  Bloodgames 
Champions may write a column for the newsletter at the end of the games. 

* AWARDS -- The Bloodgames last ten rounds.  The top three living warriors with the 
greatest number of kills, only one of each style, are deemed Bloodgames Champions.  
Win/loss records and, if necessary, recognition points will only be used to determine 
awards if there is a tie.  All three Bloodgames Champions fight for free for six 
months and can issue one Tournament Victor challenge each turn, allowing them to 
challenge with increased priority, also for six months. 

* FEES -- A Bloodgames rollup costs a $10 set-up fee.  Managers may roll up additional 
teams but may fight only one team in each arena.  The fee is $49 for all 10 rounds. 

* AFTERMATH -- Warriors from the Bloodgames may not transfer to any other arena.  Once 
the games are over, the arena and teams will be disbanded.  The fighters have won 
their freedom and will never more be seen in the gladiatorial games.  A special bonus 
will, however, be awarded to the Bloodgames Champions:  Lady Sheila Greywand, of the 
Isle of the Eye, has consented to allow the top three gladiators in each Bloodgames 
admission to the Advanced Duelmasters games.  Any special training required to qualify 
those three warriors for Advanced Duelmasters combat will be conducted before transfer 
into ADM.  Astute managers will note that this means that three warriors that are 
designed from scratch will survive the Bloodgames, win one of the top three places, 
and go on to immortal glory!  One of those warriors could be yours!

         The challenge is yours to take.  The final plans are yours to make.  
          When the dust settles, remember:  To the victor goes the spoils!

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, a few additional warriors graduated 
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

                      WICKED WASP (35-4784) SATAN'S SWARM  (418) 
                    TYRANNICAL TICK (35-4786) SATAN'S SWARM  (418) 
                       EMPTY (72-7269) BASH BROS WALLET  (873) 
                    NOBODY HOME (82-53135) ROOKIE PINK 59  (8963) 
                   CAN'T BEAT TUM (84-40978) THE GREAT TMM  (7146) 
                        LINT (84-49584) 4-LETTER DIRT  (8504) 
               JANUARY O. IRONTAIL (84-25625) EVIL EASTER BUNNY  (4553) 
                  SHOULD BE FUN (85-29872) FRANKENSTEIN HUNT  (5482) 

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes