DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 11/04/2020 Duedate: 12/01/2020
STORMCROWE ARENA
DM-45 TURN-430
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
CHOPPER
THE MENTORS RIDE (550)
(45-5044) [11-9-1,133]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
CHOPPER CAINE
THE MENTORS RIDE (550) LEGENDS (574)
(45-5044) [11-9-1,133] (45-5505) [3-4-0,42]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
URBAN LEGEND PRISM GUARD
BOOK OF THOMAS (528) BOOK OF THOMAS (528)
(45-4836) [18-25-0,118] (45-4857) [17-7-1,108]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
DARQUE FORCES (428)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. CSU COLLEGE RADIO (561) 47
2. AVID FANS (65) 47 INTERNATIONAL (554)
3. THE MENTORS RIDE (550) 41 Unchartered Team
4. FAVORITE SAYINGS 7 (569) 30
5. CANDY CRUSHERS (534) 30 FAVORITE SAYINGS 7 (569)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 INTERNATIONAL (554) 126 68 15 64.9 1/18 DARQUE FORCES (428) 11 4 0
2/ 4 CSU COLLEGE RADIO (561) 112 71 4 61.2 2/ 2 WOB AFW (556) 10 5 0
3/ 3 DARQUE FORCES (428) 616 395 36 60.9 3/ 7 SHEWISH BUFFET (520) 9 6 1
4/ 5 BASH BROS CARS (562) 103 67 5 60.6 4/15 CSU COLLEGE RADIO (561) 9 6 1
5/ 2 RAT PAK (79) 42 28 2 60.0 5/ 3 BASH BROS CARS (562) 8 2 0
6/ 9*FAVORITE SAYINGS 7 (569) 17 12 1 58.6 6/ 4 THE MENTORS RIDE (550) 8 5 0
7- 7*LUROCIAN OUTKASTS (573) 14 10 0 58.3 7/ 1 FORCE OF FIVE (539) 8 6 0
8/ 6 GOING BERSERK (527) 126 93 10 57.5 8/19 BIG LAKE KILLERS (551) 8 7 1
9/ 8 HOWLIN SLAUGHTER (563) 50 39 2 56.2 9/11 ABATTOIR 5 BLADES (535) 8 7 0
10/10 YUPPIE SHELTER (576) 27 23 0 54.0 10/ 6*LEGENDS (574) 8 7 0
11/12 CANDY CRUSHERS (534) 58 51 8 53.2 11/10*FAVORITE SAYINGS 7 (569) 7 7 1
12/11 FORCE OF FIVE (539) 47 42 4 52.8 12/22*SYFY (568) 7 7 0
13/13 AVID FANS (65) 249 228 23 52.2 13/ 5 GOING BERSERK (527) 7 8 2
14/14 SHEWISH BUFFET (520) 157 148 11 51.5 14/20 CANDY CRUSHERS (534) 7 8 1
15/15 BOOK OF THOMAS (528) 91 89 4 50.6 15/14 INTERNATIONAL (554) 7 8 1
16/16 IMA BUBBA 2 (541) 47 47 1 50.0 16/ 9 HOWLIN SLAUGHTER (563) 6 8 0
17/17 WOB AFW (556) 76 77 4 49.7 17/16 BOOK OF THOMAS (528) 6 9 0
18/18 OTIS LIKES LUNGERS (565) 40 45 3 47.1 18/24 IMA BUBBA 2 (541) 6 9 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19/23 BIG LAKE KILLERS (551) 55 64 7 46.2 19/13 AVID FANS (65) 6 9 0
20/20 THE MENTORS RIDE (550) 58 68 1 46.0 20/12 RAT PAK (79) 6 9 0
21/22 MAIDEN JAPAN (504) 95 116 4 45.0 21/17 YUPPIE SHELTER (576) 5 10 0
22/21*LEGENDS (574) 15 21 0 41.7 22/23 MAIDEN JAPAN (504) 5 10 0
23-24 SHADOW LEGION (575) 55 78 3 41.4 23- 8*LUROCIAN OUTKASTS (573) 4 1 0
24/25 ABATTOIR 5 BLADES (535) 38 62 2 38.0 24/26 OTIS LIKES LUNGERS (565) 4 11 0
25/26*SYFY (568) 14 23 1 37.8 25-21 SHADOW LEGION (575) 3 2 0
26-27*GODS OF WAR (572) 6 24 0 20.0 26-27*GODS OF WAR (572) 2 8 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
Stormcrowe Slaughterhouse UPDATE
Turn 6 was an epic one and there is no longer a tie at the top! La Guillotine takes
sole possession of first place, but the gap is not too large, and it can be lost in a
single turn. LG hopes to continue his winning ways on this final leg of the
competition as OAB and Floyd nip at his heels.
Slaughter Priest Memorial scoring has both positive and negative scoring effects, so
much can change in these next two turns! PLEASE READ THE RULES!!!!! Everyone has been
great so far with sticking to them!
I gave credit for all of the spotlights and personal ads in the newsletter (none were
missing from those that sent me a CC of their p-ads and spotlights). If you believe a
mistake has been made in the scoring, please contact me. I will research it and make
any necessary adjustments. Following is the contest road map through these final
turns. This turn (turn 7) and the next use exactly the same scoring mechanisms. You
can essentially fly on autopilot, just don't forget to get those personal ads in by
the due date!
CONTEST ROAD MAP
Turn 7 -- Slaughter Priest Memorial
Turn 8 -- Slaughter Priest Memorial
Turn 9 -- Turf War
Turn 10 -- Standard Scoring
-- Master Darque
Moderator
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TURN 6 SCORING -- TOGS RULES
Position -- Manager -- Team -- Turn 6 Score = Overall Contest Score
1 - La Guillotine -- Going Berserk -- 33 = 104
2 - OAB -- Shewish Buffet -- 22 = 93
3 - Floyd -- CSU College Radio -- 22 = 84
4 - Khisanth -- WOB AFW -- 39 = 77
t5 - Assur -- Bash Bros Cars -- 0 = 70
t5 - Paradox -- Legends -- 17 = 70
6 - Hammer -- Abattoir 5 Blades -- 39 = 67
7 - Master Darque -- Darque Forces -- 39 = 62
8 - Dameon Darkheart -- Candy Crushers -- 22 = 58
t9 - Presstoe -- Force of Five -- 17 = 57
t9 - Den -- Big Lake Killers -- 22 = 57
10 - U.N. -- International -- 39 = 54
11 - Howlin Wolf -- Howlin Slaughter -- 2 = 52
12 - Channel Master -- SYFY -- 32 = 50
13 - Madwand -- Favorite Sayings 7 -- 19 = 49
14 - Crip -- Avid Fans -- 15 = 46
15 - Dr. Feelgood -- The Mentors Ride -- 10 = 43
16 - Dr. Trump Jr. -- Yuppie Shelter -- 17 = 38
17 - The Greek Guy -- Lurocian Outkasts -- -5 = 36
t18 - Otis -- Otis Likes Lungers -- 7 = 29
t18 - Bubba -- Ima Bubba 2 -- 11 = 29
19- -Street Legal -- Maiden Japan -- 2 = 28
20 - Papaiz -- Book of Thomas -- 13 = 24
21 - Boss Rat -- Rat Pak -- 12 = 21
22 - Queen Artemis -- Dragon's Tooth -- 0 = 20
23 - Shadowthrone -- Shadow Legion -- 0 = 19
24 - Scorpio -- Gods of War -- -1 = -13
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TURN 7 & 8 RULES -- Slaughter Priest Memorial
No Challenges
+3 points for winning
+3 points for killing (giving 6 in total, 3 for the win, and 3 for the kill)
+3 points for at least one of your warriors writing a personal
(regardless of the number of personals beyond the one you still only get three
points). Make sure it is written from one of your team's warriors and not simply
the manager entity or you will not get the points.
-3 points for losing
-3 points for being killed (giving -6 in total, -3 for losing, and -3 for being
killed)
NOTE: Challenging during this turn will result in disqualification
SPY REPORT
If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of
STORMCROWE brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too. Later days, FORCE OF FIVE, since
DARQUE FORCES took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news. If The
Shadow's Fountain is buying drinks for DARQUE FORCES' good turn, I'm afraid the place
will be dry before long. A 4-1-0 makes for a big thirst. With any luck, I can sneak
into The Shadow's Fountain and join CSU COLLEGE RADIO's celebration over their good
record this turn. 4th place, not bad. If The Shadow's Fountain is buying drinks for
BIG LAKE KILLERS' good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before long. A 4-1-0
makes for a big thirst. Now let's all watch FAVORITE SAYINGS 7's heads swell from
their 3-1-1 this turn. Haa ha ha ha! Big shots, big talk, big deal. Of course,
we're all terribly impressed to see BLOW OUT win a fight and gain 26 points,
terribly. Tsk, tsk, BLOW OUT beat LOHENGRIN and LOHENGRIN lost 24 points. You're
breakin' my heart. And it's out with the old, in with the new, as CHOPPER takes the
Title and last week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster. Heh, heh. Kickbacks and
bribes, kickbacks and bribes, how else do you think some of these guys win their
fights? Skill? Ha!
He who fights and runs away will live to fight another day, the coward. What's
the big D? SHEWISH BUFFET was the most avoided team? Bunch of lily livered...
grumble... mumble... curse... And who led the way in this mass act of cowardice?
Let's see, well, whatcha know? It was GOING BERSERK. Ha ha ha ha!
Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and
gone, and get to see if their team cared. Well, LOHENGRIN, I guess IMA BUBBA 2
stable was just too chicken to bloodfeud you over IMA PIMP. I guess cowardice is
part of managing a team. Three down, and one turn to go for CANDY CRUSHERS to call
in the bloodfeud against LOHENGRIN, else HERSHEY HAMMER is but small history.
Titanium shields and bamboo daggers, guess what brave team is developing these kinds
of weapons?
I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for
an epee. Forgive me for writing with a dagger. Just wait 'till next time I show up
here, I won't be so nice! So nyaaah! Paste this one in your scrapbooks, you'll need
the kindling come this winter-- Snide Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CHOPPER 5044 11 9 1 133 THE MENTORS RIDE (550)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
URBAN LEGEND 4836 18 25 0 118 BOOK OF THOMAS (528)
PRISM GUARD 4857 17 7 1 108 BOOK OF THOMAS (528)
EDMUND KEMPER 5058 16 8 2 103 BIG LAKE KILLERS (551)
BOULDER 5215 15 15 1 101 CSU COLLEGE RADIO (561)
TOBIR BATTER 5316 9 4 0 100 SHEWISH BUFFET (520)
RIME-ANCIENT MARINER 4496 23 16 0 99 MAIDEN JAPAN (504)
PEZ PULVERIZER 5287 12 6 1 99 CANDY CRUSHERS (534)
SHRIMP SCAMP 4855 10 11 0 98 SHEWISH BUFFET (520)
IMA GETCHA 4944 12 8 0 94 IMA BUBBA 2 (541)
KURR 5432 9 4 0 94 GOING BERSERK (527)
BLIZZARD-RAT 516 20 5 0 93 RAT PAK (79)
NO WASHER FLUID 5233 15 3 0 93 BASH BROS CARS (562)
RUNNING FREE 4406 22 25 0 91 MAIDEN JAPAN (504)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
RASAM 5117 12 14 0 90 WOB AFW (556)
POISON IV 5338 15 10 1 89 DARQUE FORCES (428)
THE VEAL DEAL 5251 13 5 0 89 HOWLIN SLAUGHTER (563)
FAMILY RECIPE 4854 15 6 1 88 SHEWISH BUFFET (520)
BLOW OUT 5043 12 13 0 88 THE MENTORS RIDE (550)
KWITCHERBICHON 4861 21 16 0 85 BOOK OF THOMAS (528)
STICKY SITUATION 4904 8 12 0 84 ABATTOIR 5 BLADES (535)
KIT KAT KATANA 4901 13 9 2 82 CANDY CRUSHERS (534)
LEMON 5241 8 8 0 81 BASH BROS CARS (562)
YAK 5296 14 9 2 80 GOING BERSERK (527)
MIRAGE 5354 7 4 0 75 WOB AFW (556)
ME TOO 5267 10 8 0 71 OTIS LIKES LUNGERS (565)
A FUNKY NIGHTMARE 4905 9 11 0 70 ABATTOIR 5 BLADES (535)
RAINBOW BYTE 5391 10 9 0 67 DARQUE FORCES (428)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LOHENGRIN 4933 9 8 2 66 FORCE OF FIVE (539)
IMA KILLA 5298 9 6 0 65 IMA BUBBA 2 (541)
BLUE DRAGON BLADE 5310 9 6 1 64 ABATTOIR 5 BLADES (535)
OZARKS 5046 12 10 0 63 THE MENTORS RIDE (550)
SECURITY GUARD 4825 11 20 1 62 AVID FANS (65)
BRUCE BRENIZER 5294 10 11 2 61 BIG LAKE KILLERS (551)
AIR BNB 5564 7 2 0 61 YUPPIE SHELTER (576)
CARAMEL CUDGEL 4900 10 10 1 59 CANDY CRUSHERS (534)
GUMMI BEAR GAVEL 5089 9 11 3 59 CANDY CRUSHERS (534)
BUBBLES 4935 14 4 0 58 FORCE OF FIVE (539)
LEAN HOG 5255 11 7 0 57 HOWLIN SLAUGHTER (563)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ME THREE 5270 7 9 3 56 OTIS LIKES LUNGERS (565)
STUNTMAN 4932 9 9 1 55 FORCE OF FIVE (539)
-SHADOW MERC 5525 4 3 0 54 SHADOW LEGION (575)
RUSTBELT 4931 10 8 1 52 FORCE OF FIVE (539)
STABLEHAND 5560 5 2 0 49 AVID FANS (65)
M.C. 5369 5 4 0 49 AVID FANS (65)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
THE FEVER DREAMER 4906 7 13 0 48 ABATTOIR 5 BLADES (535)
OTHER MOTHER 5439 5 5 0 48 DARQUE FORCES (428)
FENDER BENDER 5434 5 1 1 47 BASH BROS CARS (562)
ME EITHER 5268 9 8 0 45 OTIS LIKES LUNGERS (565)
THE BRUTE SQUAD 5326 8 11 1 45 AVID FANS (65)
CESPEDES 5359 5 7 1 45 WOB AFW (556)
STRANGEWORLD 5319 8 18 0 42 MAIDEN JAPAN (504)
CAINE 5505 3 4 0 42 LEGENDS (574)
SOUTH POLE 5381 6 6 0 40 INTERNATIONAL (554)
WHITE HOUSE 5562 5 3 0 39 YUPPIE SHELTER (576)
BUFFALO 5379 5 2 0 38 CSU COLLEGE RADIO (561)
JOHN WAYNE GACY 5461 5 3 1 37 BIG LAKE KILLERS (551)
MAR-A-LAGO 5566 5 5 0 37 YUPPIE SHELTER (576)
CHECK ENGINE 5433 5 0 0 37 BASH BROS CARS (562)
TOKYO 5483 6 1 1 34 INTERNATIONAL (554)
SPARTACUS 5507 5 2 0 34 LEGENDS (574)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
NICO DIANGELO 5422 4 3 0 33 SYFY (568)
-MCCONNELL 5498 3 1 0 33 LUROCIAN OUTKASTS (573)
JUICE BOX 5452 2 4 0 33 FAVORITE SAYINGS 7 (569)
PANIC ROOM 5561 6 4 0 32 YUPPIE SHELTER (576)
-CUOMO 5499 4 1 0 32 LUROCIAN OUTKASTS (573)
H.H. HOLMES 5378 5 5 0 30 BIG LAKE KILLERS (551)
STICKY BLUE BLADE 5343 3 8 1 30 ABATTOIR 5 BLADES (535)
-SHADOW TEMPLAR 5517 5 5 0 29 SHADOW LEGION (575)
STICKY SITUATION 5488 4 2 1 28 FAVORITE SAYINGS 7 (569)
TRAVIS STOLL 5420 4 4 0 28 SYFY (568)
THE CLAIRVOYANT 5467 5 2 1 26 MAIDEN JAPAN (504)
RODMAN 5471 5 2 0 26 WOB AFW (556)
BEN WHITECLIFFS 5454 4 2 0 26 FAVORITE SAYINGS 7 (569)
MIA-RAT 5569 4 3 0 25 RAT PAK (79)
LITTLE GRR MAID 5597 3 0 0 25 DARQUE FORCES (428)
EXPOSE 5455 3 3 0 25 FAVORITE SAYINGS 7 (569)
CUTOUT 5582 3 2 0 24 HOWLIN SLAUGHTER (563)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ADVANCE SCOUT 5580 3 2 0 23 AVID FANS (65)
HAWAII 5567 4 6 0 22 YUPPIE SHELTER (576)
SWAUM 5559 4 3 1 21 GOING BERSERK (527)
SIBERIA 5593 2 1 1 21 INTERNATIONAL (554)
VAGRANT QUEEN 5599 2 1 0 21 SYFY (568)
MAINTENANCE 5435 4 2 0 20 BASH BROS CARS (562)
-SHADOW BOZO 5509 4 3 0 20 SHADOW LEGION (575)
JAWBREAKER JITTE 5600 3 0 0 19 CANDY CRUSHERS (534)
DOBBY 5487 3 4 1 18 SYFY (568)
DIXIE 1 5494 5 2 0 17 IMA BUBBA 2 (541)
ANDUARI 5503 2 5 0 15 LEGENDS (574)
ABLE 5504 3 4 0 14 LEGENDS (574)
IRMA 5315 3 5 0 14 OTIS LIKES LUNGERS (565)
POUND CAKE 5595 2 1 1 14 SHEWISH BUFFET (520)
RUKIDDINGME-RAT 5572 2 4 0 13 RAT PAK (79)
EYE CANDY 5596 2 1 0 13 SHEWISH BUFFET (520)
TRAGEDY ANN 5598 2 1 0 13 DARQUE FORCES (428)
MARY KRUEGER 5501 1 6 0 13 BIG LAKE KILLERS (551)
SUPPLY CHAIN 5574 1 5 0 13 HOWLIN SLAUGHTER (563)
-ANTARES 5606 1 1 0 13 GODS OF WAR (572)
MOUNTAIN MAN 5610 1 1 1 12 CSU COLLEGE RADIO (561)
-BIRX 5500 3 2 0 11 LUROCIAN OUTKASTS (573)
ACES HIGH 5462 2 5 0 11 MAIDEN JAPAN (504)
-SHADOW CRETIN 5591 1 1 0 11 SHADOW LEGION (575)
-LADY DEATHSTRIKE 5490 2 4 0 10 GODS OF WAR (572)
BUTCHER PAPER 5617 1 0 0 10 CSU COLLEGE RADIO (561)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CORRECT STYLE 5618 1 0 0 10 OTIS LIKES LUNGERS (565)
-YA-SIN 5493 1 5 0 8 GODS OF WAR (572)
-CHUN MA 5492 1 5 0 8 GODS OF WAR (572)
-MASKED FAUCI 5588 1 1 0 8 LUROCIAN OUTKASTS (573)
DIXIE 3 5603 2 1 0 7 IMA BUBBA 2 (541)
-DIANA 5489 0 6 0 6 GODS OF WAR (572)
NILE 5594 1 2 0 5 INTERNATIONAL (554)
RAPIDO 5619 0 1 0 5 WOB AFW (556)
-NEWSOME 5585 1 1 0 4 LUROCIAN OUTKASTS (573)
KID DINOSAUR 5607 0 2 0 2 FORCE OF FIVE (539)
EYE TWITCH 5613 0 1 0 1 BOOK OF THOMAS (528)
BEACH FOSSILS 5616 0 1 0 1 CSU COLLEGE RADIO (561)
IMX 5614 0 1 0 1 GOING BERSERK (527)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
SO-REAL 5612 0 1 0 BOOK OF THOMAS 528 POUND CAKE 5595 430
HERSHEY HAMMER 5324 8 3 1 CANDY CRUSHERS 534 LOHENGRIN 4933 427
JOE TWITCH 4934 5 9 0 FORCE OF FIVE 539 HERSHEY HAMMER 5324 426 REVENGED
KRATOS 5491 1 3 0 GODS OF WAR 572 STICKY BLUE BLAD 5343 427
FEEDER 5252 11 6 0 HOWLIN SLAUGHTER 563 YAK 5296 429
COME ON, MAN! 5620 0 1 0 IMA BUBBA 2 541 SIBERIA 5593 430
IMA PIMP 5062 9 5 0 IMA BUBBA 2 541 LOHENGRIN 4933 426 NOT REVENGED
NEW ZEALAND 5385 3 2 0 INTERNATIONAL 554 ME THREE 5270 427
SHANGHAI 5323 9 8 1 INTERNATIONAL 554 EDMUND KEMPER 5058 427
JERONIMO 5581 2 3 0 LEGENDS 574 STICKY SITUATION 5488 430
PELOSI 5496 1 2 0 LUROCIAN OUTKAST 573 DOBBY 5487 426 REVENGED
NOT ME 5271 4 9 0 OTIS LIKES LUNGE 565 STUNTMAN 4932 427
BAYONETTA-RAT 5577 0 2 0 RAT PAK 79 THE CLAIRVOYANT 5467 427 REVENGED
WALKING CORPSE 5586 1 3 0 RAT PAK 79 SWAUM 5559 430
WALKING CORPSE 5573 1 1 0 RAT PAK 79 NO FAITH 5571 426 REVENGED
ZOMBIE-RAT 5615 0 1 0 RAT PAK 79 MOUNTAIN MAN 5610 430
SHADOW SHAMAN 5523 3 3 1 SHADOW LEGION 575 GUMMI BEAR GAVEL 5089 428
CRASH 5611 0 1 0 THE MENTORS RIDE 550 MEAT GRINDER 430 NONE
THROTTLE JOCKEY 5336 6 4 0 THE MENTORS RIDE 550 JOHN WAYNE GACY 5461 429
PERSONAL ADS
All: TURF WAR 12 (YUP. The DOZEN)
No masks.
No riots. (Well, very few.)
Just certs.
Lots of winnin' and killin'. (But no rioting.)
The place to be.
Hey, Oz here. (And Master Darque and Assur, too.) Rumor has it you haven't yet signed
up for the Turf War 12 in North Fork. Really? Why not? The Turf Wars are the longest
running event in all the D2 lands! Yes, indeed! How can you pass up a chance to be one
of the most important and honored winners in all RSI World. Get with it! Pick a
teammate. Announce your intent in the DM47NL or on the RSI site. Send your certs to Oz
in DM47 via RSI. You will be glad you did. -- Oz, The All-Soliciting
I am U.N. and I approve this message.
That's better, guys. That's better. -- U.N. (Praising the INTERNATIONAL team for going
from 0-5 to 4-1.)
Diana, I got you, Babe. -- Tokyo, Internationals
Supply Chain, you didn't really think that stuff worked out here in Siberia, did you?
-- Siberia, Internationals
Lady Deathstrike, your strike meant nothing. Get a new name, Bimbo. -- Nile,
Internationals
Sticky Situation, nothin' sticky sticks at The Pole, Dearie. -- South Pole,
Internationals
Uskurn, once again you proved to be best. Salute. --Rock Of Ages, International
Health. Humility. Honor. (Especially if one signs up for The Turf Wars.) -- U.N.,
International Manager (and paid by OZ The All Rich for this ad.)
Undk -- Well THAT was a mistake. Even Debby Tonte thought so! -- Shrimp Scamp of
Shewish Buffet
Blue Dragon Blade -- Your behavior is exactly why no dragons (not even emotional
support dragons, such as yourself) are allowed at any Air BNB property. BANNED! --
Air BNB
Stuntman -- I want to watch the video again, but I'm fairly certain you swung before
the Arenamaster said, "Go!" That, my friend, is a party foul. -- Panic Room
MIA-Rat -- Found you! -- Mar-A-LagoNico Diangelo -- I don't think you understand the
concept of Hawaii. CHILL-AX. You're so tense. -- Hawaii
Walking Corpse -- It's like you're an omen, or something. Spooky ooky! -- White House
Mike Bos Taurus -- Just because you win, doesn't mean we like your name any better. --
Security Guard
Bruce Brenizer -- What is it about you guys dissing my maul? -- The Brute Squad
Other Mother -- I think I want some other brother instead. -- Advance Scout
Me Three -- I'll accept it, but I'm still not sure that was a fair result. -- M.C.
Juice Box -- Why thank you. I think I just found a favourite something -- Stablehand
Feeder -- Oh man, such things can happen so fast! RIP. -- Yak
Tobir Batter -- Well fought, as always you Shewish gluttons are so resilient! Glad I
could eventually down you. -- Kurr
Shrimp Scamp -- I guess what Kurr just said about Tobir Batter also applies to you.
Glad we could fend off your team's efforts to catch up with us one round longer! And
now for another one... -- Undk
La Guillotine -- We're out of last place, the rats are aiming for your teams spot
next. I've been told Zerkers are not much on a sense ofhumor, so I'm olbiged to
inform you this is a joke. LOL! -- Blizzard-Rat
We get the arena last turn and we are turned away! Someone is going to pay for that!
I told Assur not to trust that kid to turn in our paperwork! I'd bet it was Den's
kid... -- Fender Bender of Bash Bros Cars
Wild Wheelers -- Last Cycle was Kinder! 4-1 on the 45 Arena Sands! Also Placed Third
in the Teams on the Move! -- Hammer [who was pleasantly surprised by his Abattoir 5
Blades]
Contest Round 7 Scorer -- Since I was the Lone Loser last cycle for Abattoir 5 Blades
the Honor is Mine to Score 3 Points for Writing My Personal Ad before My Teammates! --
The Fever Dreamer
Hawaii -- Vacation Time Sounds Nice! -- Blue Dragon Blade
Master Darque -- No Random Randomness! Contest is Still Enjoyable! -- Hammer
Den -- Still Here! -- Hammer
Caramel Cudgel -- Your Challenge! Your Loss! My Victory! Salute! -- A Funky Nightmare
Ima Killa -- Your Challenge! Your Loss! My Vicious Victory! Salute! -- Sticky
Situation
Air BNB -- My Challenge! Your Loss! My Victory! Salute! -- Blue Dragon Blade
Spartacus -- Your Challenge! Your Victory! I Survived the Infirmary! Salute! -- The
Fever Dreamer
Travis Stoll -- My Challenge! Your Loss! My Victory! Thanks for the Learns! Salute! --
Sticky Blue Blade
Misfortunate Malcontents -- Congratulations for Surviving Two TOGS Submissions! I
Enjoyed the Reads! -- Hammer the WordSmith
Lohengrin -- Not the outcome I expected -- Gummi Bear Gavel
Lean Hog -- Thanks for breaking my skid! -- Kit Kat Katana
Need to do better than last turn, Candy Crushers! -- DD
The Fever Dreamer -- You probably should have just stayed in bed. -- Spartacus
Swaum -- I've been looking forward to getting revenge. -- Caine
Andurari -- Gotcha...... -- Rodman
Ozarks -- A near-perfect turn for my team and I get scummed, argh! -- Rainbow Byte
Irma -- You're now my nemesis. -- Vagrant Queen
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
CRASH was butchered by MEAT GRINDER in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
UNDK was vanquished by CHOPPER in a exciting 1 minute uneven Title battle.
ROCK OF AGES defeated KURR in a 2 minute mismatched duel.
EDMUND KEMPER devastated A FUNKY NIGHTMARE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
POISON IV was narrowly defeated by TOBIR BATTER in a 3 minute competition.
IMA GETCHA won victory over LEMON in a 2 minute master's fight.
YAK was beaten by THORN OF ROSE in a 2 minute brawl.
KWITCHERBICHON was viciously subdued by BOULDER in a 2 minute expert's fight.
PRISM GUARD viciously subdued THE VEAL DEAL in a 3 minute one-sided duel.
FAMILY RECIPE was savagely defeated by PEZ PULVERIZER in a 3 minute veteran's fight.
URBAN LEGEND overpowered RIME-ANCIENT MARINER in a 3 minute one-sided match.
RUNNING FREE was unbelievably bested by NO WASHER FLUID in a 4 minute battle.
RASAM devastated LEAN HOG in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
LOHENGRIN was handily defeated by BLOW OUT in a popular 1 minute bloody uneven fight.
BLIZZARD-RAT outwaited KIT KAT KATANA in a crowd pleasing 11 minute veteran's fray.
STICKY SITUATION devastated GUMMI BEAR GAVEL in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
SHRIMP SCAMP overpowered OZARKS in a exciting 4 minute brutal one-sided match.
BRUCE BRENIZER defeated SOUTH POLE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute conflict.
CARAMEL CUDGEL was devastated by AIR BNB in a 2 minute one-sided bout.
ME THREE slimly lost to IMA KILLA in a 2 minute match.
SECURITY GUARD was savagely defeated by ME TOO in a 2 minute gruesome expert's fray.
RUSTBELT was viciously subdued by BLUE DRAGON BLADE in a 2 minute brutal bout.
STUNTMAN was overpowered by MIRAGE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
RAINBOW BYTE overpowered CESPEDES in a 1 minute uneven fight.
RODMAN was savagely defeated by WHITE HOUSE in a 2 minute brutal bout.
THE FEVER DREAMER viciously subdued MAR-A-LAGO in a action packed 3 minute bout.
ME EITHER was savagely defeated by CAINE in a 2 minute brutal fray.
BUBBLES unbelievably bested M.C. in a exciting 5 minute gory duel.
PANIC ROOM was overpowered by OTHER MOTHER in a 1 minute uneven duel.
STRANGEWORLD defeated STICKY BLUE BLADE in a exciting 4 minute match.
THE BRUTE SQUAD overpowered DOBBY in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
FENDER BENDER overpowered BEN WHITECLIFFS in a exciting 1 minute uneven bout.
SPARTACUS was bested by STABLEHAND in a popular 3 minute duel.
BUFFALO devastated DIXIE 1 in a 2 minute bloody one-sided battle.
ABLE was overpowered by NICO DIANGELO in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fray.
CUTOUT was narrowly defeated by CHECK ENGINE in a 3 minute novice vs. expert conflict.
MAINTENANCE was overpowered by JUICE BOX in a 1 minute uneven bout.
ANDUARI was luckily beaten by MIA-RAT in a exciting 1 minute bloody competition.
JOHN WAYNE GACY vanquished ACES HIGH in a 1 minute one-sided match.
TOKYO savagely defeated IRMA in a action packed 3 minute bloody duel.
THE CLAIRVOYANT narrowly defeated RUKIDDINGME-RAT in a 3 minute conflict.
EXPOSE overcame EYE CANDY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute fight.
STICKY SITUATION executed JERONIMO in a 1 minute uneven competition.
MARY KRUEGER was overcome by SUPPLY CHAIN in a 2 minute match.
TRAVIS STOLL overpowered DIXIE 3 in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
H.H. HOLMES overpowered HAWAII in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided duel.
SWAUM assassinated WALKING CORPSE in a 1 minute uneven competition.
ADVANCE SCOUT demolished CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute mismatched match.
SIBERIA executed COME ON, MAN! in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
NILE was overpowered by LITTLE GRR MAID in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
POUND CAKE butchered SO-REAL in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
TRAGEDY ANN bested KID DINOSAUR in a 2 minute novice's battle.
VAGRANT QUEEN devastated BEACH FOSSILS in a 2 minute brutal mismatched fight.
JAWBREAKER JITTE demolished EYE TWITCH in a 2 minute mismatched contest.
MOUNTAIN MAN executed ZOMBIE-RAT in a 1 minute uneven bout.
RAPIDO was devastated by BUTCHER PAPER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
IMX was devastated by CORRECT STYLE in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 23 WALL OF STEEL 63 - 42 - 5 60 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 19 TOTAL PARRY 75 - 61 - 1 55 |
|TOTAL PARRY 17 STRIKING ATTACK 88 - 75 - 5 54 |
|WALL OF STEEL 12 SLASHING ATTACK 47 - 42 - 1 53 |
|AIMED BLOW 12 PARRY-LUNGE 19 - 20 - 0 49 |
|BASHING ATTACK 11 AIMED BLOW 46 - 53 - 3 46 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 10 LUNGING ATTACK 91 - 111 - 3 45 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 BASHING ATTACK 40 - 59 - 4 40 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 PARRY-STRIKE 9 - 23 - 1 28 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 14 - 1 22 |
Turn 430 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
TOTAL PARRY 10 - 7 LUNGING ATTACK 11 - 12 3 LUNGING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 7 - 5 AIMED BLOW 5 - 7 3 TOTAL PARRY
BASHING ATTACK 6 - 5 SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 6 1 STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 10 - 9 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 2 1 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 2 1 BASHING ATTACK
1 WALL OF STEEL
1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK CHOPPER 5044 11 9 1 133 THE MENTORS RIDE (550)
LUNGING ATTACK PRISM GUARD 4857 17 7 1 108 BOOK OF THOMAS (528)
BASHING ATTACK EDMUND KEMPER 5058 16 8 2 103 BIG LAKE KILLERS (551)
TOTAL PARRY RIME-ANCIENT MARINER 4496 23 16 0 99 MAIDEN JAPAN (504)
WALL OF STEEL IMA GETCHA 4944 12 8 0 94 IMA BUBBA 2 (541)
SLASHING ATTACK KURR 5432 9 4 0 94 GOING BERSERK (527)
PARRY-LUNGE FAMILY RECIPE 4854 15 6 1 88 SHEWISH BUFFET (520)
AIMED BLOW KWITCHERBICHON 4861 21 16 0 85 BOOK OF THOMAS (528)
PARRY-RIPOSTE KIT KAT KATANA 4901 13 9 2 82 CANDY CRUSHERS (534)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is URBAN LEGEND 4836. The most popular warrior this
turn was PRISM GUARD 4857. The ten other most popular fighters were SHRIMP SCAMP
4855, STABLEHAND 5560, M.C. 5369, STICKY BLUE BLADE 5343, TOKYO 5483, BOULDER 5215,
FAMILY RECIPE 4854, URBAN LEGEND 4836, KIT KAT KATANA 4901, and RUKIDDINGME-RAT 5572.
The least popular fighter this week was BLIZZARD-RAT 516. The other ten least
popular fighters were IMX 5614, RAPIDO 5619, BEACH FOSSILS 5616, SO-REAL 5612, NILE
5594, WALKING CORPSE 5586, HAWAII 5567, DIXIE 3 5603, ACES HIGH 5462, and MAINTENANCE
5435.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
CHOPPER (45-5044) THE MENTORS RIDE (550)
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
UNDK (45-4872) GOING BERSERK (527)
ROCK OF AGES (45-5096) INTERNATIONAL (554)