DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 12/02/2020 Duedate: 12/29/2020
STORMCROWE ARENA
DM-45 TURN-431
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
PRISM GUARD
BOOK OF THOMAS (528)
(45-4857) [18-7-1,119]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
PRISM GUARD EXPOSE
BOOK OF THOMAS (528) FAVORITE SAYINGS 7 (569)
(45-4857) [18-7-1,119] (45-5455) [4-3-0,41]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
URBAN LEGEND BUFFALO
BOOK OF THOMAS (528) CSU COLLEGE RADIO (561)
(45-4836) [18-26-0,90] (45-5379) [5-3-0,43]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
INTERNATIONAL (554)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. IMA BUBBA 2 (541) 49
2. BIG LAKE KILLERS (551) 46 INTERNATIONAL (554)
3. INTERNATIONAL (554) 42 Unchartered Team
4. WOB AFW (556) 34
5. YUPPIE SHELTER (576) 33 FAVORITE SAYINGS 7 (569)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 INTERNATIONAL (554) 130 69 15 65.3 1/15 INTERNATIONAL (554) 11 4 1
2/ 4 BASH BROS CARS (562) 107 68 5 61.1 2/ 9 ABATTOIR 5 BLADES (535) 10 5 1
3/ 3 DARQUE FORCES (428) 618 398 36 60.8 3/ 1 DARQUE FORCES (428) 10 5 0
4/ 2 CSU COLLEGE RADIO (561) 113 75 4 60.1 4/ 8 BIG LAKE KILLERS (551) 9 6 1
5/ 6*FAVORITE SAYINGS 7 (569) 20 14 1 58.8 5/ 6 THE MENTORS RIDE (550) 8 3 0
6/ 8 GOING BERSERK (527) 128 96 10 57.1 6/11*FAVORITE SAYINGS 7 (569) 8 6 1
7/ 9 HOWLIN SLAUGHTER (563) 53 40 2 57.0 7/12*SYFY (568) 8 6 0
8/ 5 RAT PAK (79) 42 33 2 56.0 8/ 3 SHEWISH BUFFET (520) 8 7 1
9/ 7*LUROCIAN OUTKASTS (573) 14 12 0 53.8 9/19 AVID FANS (65) 8 7 0
10-12 FORCE OF FIVE (539) 47 42 4 52.8 10/18 IMA BUBBA 2 (541) 8 7 0
11/10 YUPPIE SHELTER (576) 29 26 1 52.7 11/ 2 WOB AFW (556) 8 7 0
12/11 CANDY CRUSHERS (534) 60 54 8 52.6 12/ 5 BASH BROS CARS (562) 7 3 0
13/13 AVID FANS (65) 253 229 23 52.5 13/13 GOING BERSERK (527) 7 8 2
14/14 SHEWISH BUFFET (520) 160 150 11 51.6 14/ 4 CSU COLLEGE RADIO (561) 7 8 1
15/16 IMA BUBBA 2 (541) 51 48 1 51.5 15/21 YUPPIE SHELTER (576) 6 9 1
16/15 BOOK OF THOMAS (528) 92 93 4 49.7 16/17 BOOK OF THOMAS (528) 6 9 0
17/17 WOB AFW (556) 78 80 4 49.4 17/14 CANDY CRUSHERS (534) 6 9 0
18/20 THE MENTORS RIDE (550) 61 68 1 47.3 18- 7 FORCE OF FIVE (539) 5 5 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19/19 BIG LAKE KILLERS (551) 58 66 7 46.8 19/16 HOWLIN SLAUGHTER (563) 5 8 0
20/18 OTIS LIKES LUNGERS (565) 42 48 3 46.7 20/22 MAIDEN JAPAN (504) 5 10 0
21/21 MAIDEN JAPAN (504) 97 119 4 44.9 21/24 OTIS LIKES LUNGERS (565) 5 10 0
22/22*LEGENDS (574) 17 24 0 41.5 22/10*LEGENDS (574) 5 10 0
23/24 ABATTOIR 5 BLADES (535) 41 64 3 39.0 23/20 RAT PAK (79) 4 11 0
24/25*SYFY (568) 16 26 1 38.1 24-26*GODS OF WAR (572) 1 4 0
25-26*GODS OF WAR (572) 6 24 0 20.0 25/23*LUROCIAN OUTKASTS (573) 0 2 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
Going into the last 3 turns, we have a real barn burner going on here. We have seen 4
different lead changes over the course of the contest with either La Guillotine or OAB
involved in each of them. This turn was no different. La Guillotine entered Turn 7
with an 11 point lead over OAB. The turn ends with OAB taking a ONE (1) point lead
over La Guillotine!! The next turn is also a Slaughter Priest Memorial turn, so the
Fates will once again guide the matchups. Fortunes can change in a moment, and
neither OAB nor La Guillotine can rest with Floyd in striking distance at 96 points.
Every effort has been made to score the turn correctly. If you think there is an
error, feel free to contact me. I will research and correct as necessary. Good luck
to each of you in these final turns. A contest road map follows, along with current
contest rankings, and upcoming scoring mechanisms for turns 8 and 9.
Turn 8 - Slaughter Priest Memorial
Turn 9 - Turf War
Turn 10 (FINAL) - Standard Scoring
-- Master Darque
Moderator
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SCORES THROUGH TURN 7
1. OAB - Shewish Buffet - 9 = 102
2. La Guillotine - Going Berserk - (-3) = 101
3. Floyd - CSU College Radio - 12 = 96
4. Assur - Bash Bros Cars - 6 = 81
5. Khisanth - WOB AFW - 0 = 77
6. Master Darque - Darque Forces - 12 = 74
7. Hammer - Abattior 5 Blades - 6 = 73
8. Den - Big Lake Killers - 9 = 66
9. U.N. - International - 9 = 63
t10. Paradox - Legends - (-9) = 61
t10. Madwand - Favorite Sayings 7 - 12 = 61
11. Channel Master - SYFY - 9 = 59
12. Dameon Darkheart - Candy Crushers - 0 = 58
13. Crip - Avid Fans - 6 = 52
14. Presstoe - Force of Five - (-9) = 48
15. Howlin Wolf - Howlin Slaughter - (-6) = 46
16. Dr. Feelgood - The Mentors Ride - (-3) = 40
17. Dr. Trump Jr. - Yuppie Shelter - 0 = 38
18. The Greek Guy - Lurocian Outkasts - DNF = 36
19. Otis - Otis Likes Lungers - 0 = 29
20. Street Legal - Maiden Japan - (-3) = 25
21. Bubba - Ima Bubba 2 - (-6) = 23
22. Shadowthrone - Shadow Legion - DNF = 19
23. Papaiz - Book of Thomas - (-6) = 18
24. Boss Rat - Rat Pak - (-6) = 15
25. Scorpio - Gods of War - DNF = (-13)
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**Turn 8 - Slaughter Priest Memorial Scoring
No Challenges
+3 points for winning
+3 points for killing (giving 6 in total, 3 for the win, and 3 for the kill)
+3 points for at least one of your warriors writing a personal (regardless of the
number of personals beyond the one you still only get three points). Make sure it
is written from one of your team's warriors and not simply the manager entity or
you will not get the points.
-3 points for losing
-3 points for being killed (giving -6 in total, -3 for losing, and -3 for being
killed)
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**Turn 9 Scoring - Turf War
Fights made:
1 = 0 points, 2 = 0 points, 3 = 1 point, 4 = 3 points, 5 = 5 points
Wins earned:
1 = 1 point, 2 = 3 points, 3 = 6 points, 4 = 10 points, 5 = 15 points
Down Challenge = (-5) points each (DM is exempt from DC rule)
The team with most wins per round earns 4 additional points (If ties, no points
awarded)
Wheel of Misfortune in DM 45 is an individual team contest, as such, no alliance
points will be awarded.
SPY REPORT
Welcome STORMCROWE. I, Olaf Modeen remember this place well. Many the fights
have I fought here. The celebrations, the disappointments... Bein' on top is great
while it lasts, DARQUE FORCES. But how many friends do you have now? Who can
explain it? Not you, not me, not INTERNATIONAL's opponents, after watching them
shoot up the ranks from 15th to 1st. LEGENDS bit the big one as they could not win.
They dropped from 10th down to 22nd! Are you guy giving lessons or what? It seems
so recently people were saying HOWLIN SLAUGHTER was washed up, finished. But 3-1-0
moved them up 3. I guess they're washed no more... What's with A FUNKY NIGHTMARE?
She actually beat GOING BERSERK's KURR, and walked away with 26 more points from the
fight. Major screwup at GOING BERSERK. KURR lost 22 points to A FUNKY NIGHTMARE.
Some new strategies, perhaps? Maybe KURR will provide more easy wins... RUNNING
FREE was reminded on the sands why CHOPPER is Duelmaster. I suppose you want to hear
some rumors and dirty gossip about your fellow fighters? Tough!
If at first you don't succeed, avoid. That'll get you in the Spyreports.
STORMCROWE thinks MAIDEN JAPAN and their 97-119-4 is too much! If at first you don't
succeed, give up... Management must be dealin', as the boys at INTERNATIONAL ain't
reelin'! MAIDEN JAPAN's mad!
A fighter's lot is filled with strife, revenge, and killing. Some fighters
don't accept this. The best do. ME THREE, with its forgettable 7-10-3, was
dispatched by PANIC ROOM in a forgettable match. OTIS LIKES LUNGERS didn't seem to
mind very much. Yeah, yeah, THE FEVER DREAMER killed LITTLE GRR MAID, who was "too
young to die." Well, she was a fighter, and that's what you have to face. Better to
die a quick death in the prime of life than to endure an eternity of constant pain,
eternal boredom... Does OTIS LIKES LUNGERS agree? The ultimate victory is one that
results in death. THE FEVER DREAMER of knows this. Will DARQUE FORCES attempt a
Bloodfeud? Is CANDY CRUSHERS getting weak? What sort of warriors let a comrade fall
without getting revenge? Times have changed... Many a warrior has met his fate in a
hungover stupor. You young rapscallions, take note!
Who knows what the future holds for a warrior. More fights, there's no doubt.
Are you as tired of reading this as I am of writing it? Actually, I guess I'm
writing it before you read it. Oh, well. Time for my medication, so I'll leave now.
Practice, practice, practice!-- Olaf Modeen
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PRISM GUARD 4857 18 7 1 119 BOOK OF THOMAS (528)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SHRIMP SCAMP 4855 11 11 0 115 SHEWISH BUFFET (520)
EDMUND KEMPER 5058 17 8 2 112 BIG LAKE KILLERS (551)
IMA GETCHA 4944 13 8 0 110 IMA BUBBA 2 (541)
BLOW OUT 5043 13 13 0 105 THE MENTORS RIDE (550)
RIME-ANCIENT MARINER 4496 24 16 0 102 MAIDEN JAPAN (504)
POISON IV 5338 16 10 1 102 DARQUE FORCES (428)
TOBIR BATTER 5316 10 4 0 102 SHEWISH BUFFET (520)
RASAM 5117 13 14 0 101 WOB AFW (556)
A FUNKY NIGHTMARE 4905 10 11 0 96 ABATTOIR 5 BLADES (535)
BOULDER 5215 15 16 1 93 CSU COLLEGE RADIO (561)
LEMON 5241 9 8 0 93 BASH BROS CARS (562)
RUNNING FREE 4406 22 26 0 92 MAIDEN JAPAN (504)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
URBAN LEGEND 4836 18 26 0 90 BOOK OF THOMAS (528)
BLIZZARD-RAT 516 20 6 0 89 RAT PAK (79)
THE VEAL DEAL 5251 13 6 0 89 HOWLIN SLAUGHTER (563)
PEZ PULVERIZER 5287 12 7 1 88 CANDY CRUSHERS (534)
KWITCHERBICHON 4861 21 17 0 86 BOOK OF THOMAS (528)
FAMILY RECIPE 4854 15 7 1 85 SHEWISH BUFFET (520)
NO WASHER FLUID 5233 15 4 0 85 BASH BROS CARS (562)
KIT KAT KATANA 4901 14 9 2 85 CANDY CRUSHERS (534)
YAK 5296 15 9 2 84 GOING BERSERK (527)
BRUCE BRENIZER 5294 11 11 2 82 BIG LAKE KILLERS (551)
MIRAGE 5354 7 5 0 81 WOB AFW (556)
ME TOO 5267 11 8 0 77 OTIS LIKES LUNGERS (565)
KURR 5432 9 5 0 72 GOING BERSERK (527)
STICKY SITUATION 4904 8 13 0 72 ABATTOIR 5 BLADES (535)
BLUE DRAGON BLADE 5310 10 6 1 71 ABATTOIR 5 BLADES (535)
OZARKS 5046 13 10 0 67 THE MENTORS RIDE (550)
RAINBOW BYTE 5391 10 10 0 67 DARQUE FORCES (428)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-LOHENGRIN 4933 9 8 2 66 FORCE OF FIVE (539)
IMA KILLA 5298 9 7 0 66 IMA BUBBA 2 (541)
LEAN HOG 5255 12 7 0 64 HOWLIN SLAUGHTER (563)
SECURITY GUARD 4825 11 21 1 63 AVID FANS (65)
CARAMEL CUDGEL 4900 10 11 1 60 CANDY CRUSHERS (534)
AIR BNB 5564 7 3 0 60 YUPPIE SHELTER (576)
-BUBBLES 4935 14 4 0 58 FORCE OF FIVE (539)
GUMMI BEAR GAVEL 5089 9 12 3 58 CANDY CRUSHERS (534)
THE FEVER DREAMER 4906 8 13 1 58 ABATTOIR 5 BLADES (535)
CESPEDES 5359 6 7 1 58 WOB AFW (556)
FENDER BENDER 5434 6 1 1 58 BASH BROS CARS (562)
STABLEHAND 5560 6 2 0 57 AVID FANS (65)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PANIC ROOM 5561 7 4 1 56 YUPPIE SHELTER (576)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MAR-A-LAGO 5566 6 5 0 56 YUPPIE SHELTER (576)
-STUNTMAN 4932 9 9 1 55 FORCE OF FIVE (539)
SOUTH POLE 5381 7 6 0 54 INTERNATIONAL (554)
-RUSTBELT 4931 10 8 1 52 FORCE OF FIVE (539)
M.C. 5369 6 4 0 51 AVID FANS (65)
THE BRUTE SQUAD 5326 9 11 1 50 AVID FANS (65)
ME EITHER 5268 10 8 0 49 OTIS LIKES LUNGERS (565)
JOHN WAYNE GACY 5461 6 3 1 49 BIG LAKE KILLERS (551)
STRANGEWORLD 5319 8 19 0 43 MAIDEN JAPAN (504)
BUFFALO 5379 5 3 0 43 CSU COLLEGE RADIO (561)
CHECK ENGINE 5433 6 0 0 42 BASH BROS CARS (562)
EXPOSE 5455 4 3 0 41 FAVORITE SAYINGS 7 (569)
JUICE BOX 5452 3 4 0 36 FAVORITE SAYINGS 7 (569)
TOKYO 5483 6 2 1 35 INTERNATIONAL (554)
CAINE 5505 3 5 0 35 LEGENDS (574)
OTHER MOTHER 5439 5 6 0 34 DARQUE FORCES (428)
TRAVIS STOLL 5420 5 4 0 34 SYFY (568)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
H.H. HOLMES 5378 5 6 0 33 BIG LAKE KILLERS (551)
DOBBY 5487 4 4 1 33 SYFY (568)
ADVANCE SCOUT 5580 4 2 0 33 AVID FANS (65)
-MCCONNELL 5498 3 1 0 33 LUROCIAN OUTKASTS (573)
SWAUM 5559 5 3 1 32 GOING BERSERK (527)
SPARTACUS 5507 5 3 0 31 LEGENDS (574)
ANDUARI 5503 3 5 0 31 LEGENDS (574)
WHITE HOUSE 5562 5 4 0 29 YUPPIE SHELTER (576)
RODMAN 5471 5 3 0 29 WOB AFW (556)
CUTOUT 5582 4 2 0 29 HOWLIN SLAUGHTER (563)
THE CLAIRVOYANT 5467 6 2 1 28 MAIDEN JAPAN (504)
DIXIE 1 5494 6 2 0 28 IMA BUBBA 2 (541)
MIA-RAT 5569 4 4 0 27 RAT PAK (79)
BEN WHITECLIFFS 5454 4 3 0 27 FAVORITE SAYINGS 7 (569)
MAINTENANCE 5435 5 2 0 26 BASH BROS CARS (562)
SIBERIA 5593 3 1 1 26 INTERNATIONAL (554)
STICKY BLUE BLADE 5343 3 9 1 25 ABATTOIR 5 BLADES (535)
TRAGEDY ANN 5598 3 1 0 25 DARQUE FORCES (428)
JAWBREAKER JITTE 5600 4 0 0 24 CANDY CRUSHERS (534)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HAWAII 5567 4 7 0 23 YUPPIE SHELTER (576)
EYE CANDY 5596 3 1 0 23 SHEWISH BUFFET (520)
SUPPLY CHAIN 5574 2 5 0 22 HOWLIN SLAUGHTER (563)
NICO DIANGELO 5422 4 4 0 19 SYFY (568)
CUOMO 5499 4 2 0 18 LUROCIAN OUTKASTS (573)
GUAM 5621 1 0 0 17 INTERNATIONAL (554)
SWEET EMOTION 5623 1 0 0 17 FAVORITE SAYINGS 7 (569)
STICKY SITUATION 5488 4 3 1 16 FAVORITE SAYINGS 7 (569)
DIXIE 3 5603 3 1 0 16 IMA BUBBA 2 (541)
IRMA 5315 3 6 0 15 OTIS LIKES LUNGERS (565)
ABLE 5504 3 5 0 14 LEGENDS (574)
MARY KRUEGER 5501 1 7 0 14 BIG LAKE KILLERS (551)
-ANTARES 5606 1 1 0 13 GODS OF WAR (572)
ACES HIGH 5462 2 6 0 12 MAIDEN JAPAN (504)
RUKIDDINGME-RAT 5572 2 5 0 12 RAT PAK (79)
COME ON, BRUH 5629 1 0 0 12 IMA BUBBA 2 (541)
-BIRX 5500 3 2 0 11 LUROCIAN OUTKASTS (573)
BEACH FOSSILS 5616 1 1 0 11 CSU COLLEGE RADIO (561)
-LADY DEATHSTRIKE 5490 2 4 0 10 GODS OF WAR (572)
NILE 5594 2 2 0 10 INTERNATIONAL (554)
POUND CAKE 5595 2 2 1 9 SHEWISH BUFFET (520)
VAGRANT QUEEN 5599 2 2 0 8 SYFY (568)
-YA-SIN 5493 1 5 0 8 GODS OF WAR (572)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-CHUN MA 5492 1 5 0 8 GODS OF WAR (572)
MOUNTAIN MAN 5610 1 2 1 6 CSU COLLEGE RADIO (561)
CHUPACABRA 5622 1 0 0 6 LEGENDS (574)
-DIANA 5489 0 6 0 6 GODS OF WAR (572)
RAPIDO 5619 0 2 0 6 WOB AFW (556)
MASKED FAUCI 5588 1 2 0 5 LUROCIAN OUTKASTS (573)
-NEWSOME 5585 1 1 0 4 LUROCIAN OUTKASTS (573)
BUTCHER PAPER 5617 1 1 0 4 CSU COLLEGE RADIO (561)
CORRECT STYLE 5618 1 1 0 4 OTIS LIKES LUNGERS (565)
IMX 5614 0 2 0 2 GOING BERSERK (527)
EYE TWITCH 5613 0 2 0 2 BOOK OF THOMAS (528)
-KID DINOSAUR 5607 0 2 0 2 FORCE OF FIVE (539)
TARGET-RAT 5624 0 1 0 1 RAT PAK (79)
UMUT 5628 0 1 0 1 GOING BERSERK (527)
RAT-ON-A-STICK 5625 0 1 0 1 RAT PAK (79)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
HEDIES 5627 0 1 0 BOOK OF THOMAS 528 MEAT GRINDER 431 NONE
SO-REAL 5612 0 1 0 BOOK OF THOMAS 528 POUND CAKE 5595 430
HERSHEY HAMMER 5324 8 3 1 CANDY CRUSHERS 534 LOHENGRIN 4933 427 NOT REVENGED
LITTLE GRR MAID 5597 3 1 0 DARQUE FORCES 428 THE FEVER DREAME 4906 431
KRATOS 5491 1 3 0 GODS OF WAR 572 STICKY BLUE BLAD 5343 427 NOT REVENGED
FEEDER 5252 11 6 0 HOWLIN SLAUGHTER 563 YAK 5296 429
COME ON, MAN! 5620 0 1 0 IMA BUBBA 2 541 SIBERIA 5593 430
NEW ZEALAND 5385 3 2 0 INTERNATIONAL 554 ME THREE 5270 427 NOT REVENGED
SHANGHAI 5323 9 8 1 INTERNATIONAL 554 EDMUND KEMPER 5058 427 NOT REVENGED
JERONIMO 5581 2 3 0 LEGENDS 574 STICKY SITUATION 5488 430
ME THREE 5270 7 10 3 OTIS LIKES LUNGE 565 PANIC ROOM 5561 431
NOT ME 5271 4 9 0 OTIS LIKES LUNGE 565 STUNTMAN 4932 427 NOT REVENGED
BAYONETTA-RAT 5577 0 2 0 RAT PAK 79 THE CLAIRVOYANT 5467 427 REVENGED
WALKING CORPSE 5586 1 3 0 RAT PAK 79 SWAUM 5559 430
ZOMBIE-RAT 5615 0 1 0 RAT PAK 79 MOUNTAIN MAN 5610 430
SHADOW SHAMAN 5523 3 3 1 SHADOW LEGION 575 GUMMI BEAR GAVEL 5089 428
DEAD 5626 0 1 0 SYFY 568 BLOOD CATCHER 431 NONE
THROTTLE JOCKEY 5336 6 4 0 THE MENTORS RIDE 550 JOHN WAYNE GACY 5461 429
PERSONAL ADS
What! What? I win; beat some bum named Kurr. (Is that a kitty-cat funny purr?) He is
listed in the NL. I ain't. They forgot me? Then they tell me I am a Lord Protector?
That's good, but I ain't outta here yet. (I don't think.) -- Rock Of Ages,
International
Bruce B, I hope you freeze your buttocks off! -- South Pole, International
Irma, I had you. You were fun for a quickie. Sayanora. -- Tokyo, International
Come On, Man of Bubba's Finest, I just wanted to say "You are the weakest link.
G'bye!" -- Siberia, International
Little Grr Maid, I am going to tell Cleopatra about you and tell her to send an asp to
bite you in the bare asp. -- Nile, International
Hey, Internationals! Way to go! A 3-2-1 will move us up more. Kudos! -- U.N.,
International
And, if you managers haven't sent in your sign-ups and certs for Turf War 12, I am
going to devalue your monetary unit. GET WITH IT! -- U.N., International (assisting Oz
and Darque and Assur for a few bucks)
Here I am in all my Lord Protector Glory:
24-18-1 in the arena (you think they'd send me to a tourney?)
15(+2)-17(+2)-15-9(+2)-17(+2)-5(+1)-17(+2)
great/great
an Adex in Parry
Faves: SH; Vlow/vlow; learn parry
-- Rock Of Ages, International
Pez Pulverizer -- Hey, I needed that Scimitar! -- Family Recipe of Shewish Buffet
Tobir Batter -- Once again, a near-perfect turn spoiled by some watery pre-tart . . .
up-tart . . . -- Poison IV
Kid Dinosaur -- Oh, what a cute costume [sharpens sword]. -- Tragedy Ann
Cespedes -- I would say unlucky match up for you, but I also know your manager and
assume your fight record is hiding some experience. -- Rainbow Byte
Panic Room -- The new politically correct name you should be using is "Safe Space." --
Other Mother
Nile -- I'm completely expecting a punny personal ad from you full of de-Nile about
the one-sided nature of our bout. -- Little Grr Maid
Chopper -- Congrats for the win and taking the throne! I am firmly convinced you were
the worst possible matchup for me. -- Undk
Rock Of Ages -- And I could say the same about you... -- Kurr
Walking Corpse -- It's sad to say, but you saved our round! RIP -- Swaum
Other Mother -- I like my other mother just fine, thank you. You are dismissed.
Please tell the nurse I'm ready for my sponge bath on your way out. Thanks. -- Panic
Room
The Fever Dreamer -- I think I checked all the boxes for the things that could go
wrong. Should be nothing but good luck from here forward. Right? -- Mar-A-Lago
HH Holmes -- I need a vacation. 14 day quarantine sounds like just the thing about
now. -- Hawaii
Caramel Cudget -- Weapons made out of liquids are rarely effective, no matter how
delicious they may be . -- Air BNB
Rodman -- You look taller on TV. -- White House
Cutout -- That is why you don't rely on me!!! If a single sensor goes out, I don't
work and your engine will just cut out! Of course, ignoring me is even worse! --
Check Engine
Sticky Situation -- Paradox told me I wouldn't have to die until after the contest. --
Jeronimo
Jeronimo departed the competition a 15-9-12-17-10-10-11 ST with a mediocre 4 learns in
5 fights. May his replacement find greater success. -- Paradox
Wild Wheelers -- A Respectable 3-2 Last Cycle! -- Hammer
Air BNB -- Sounds Like You Are Suffering from a Weapon Concussion! My Response to You
Scores Plus Three Points for My Team! -- Blue Dragon Blade
Spartacus -- There Is a Time for Bed and a Time for Other Things! -- The Fever Dreamer
Edmund Kemper -- I Survived the Infirmary! Salute! -- A Funky Nightmare
Gummi Bear Gavel -- Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Haaaaa! My Win! Thanks for the Skills! Salute! --
Sticky Situation
Rustbelt -- Productive Win for Me! Thanks for the Skills! Salute! -- Blue Dragon Blade
Mar-A-Lago -- Lucky Win for Me? Looks Like I Stole One from You! Salute! -- The Fever
Dreamer
Strangeworld -- Tough Dance! You Won! Thanks for the Skills! Salute! -- Sticky Blue
Blade
Misfortunate Malcontents -- No Spot This Cycle! See You On The Sands! -- Hammer the
WordSmith
Funky Nightmare -- Yep, I bet you have a very different nightmare now, you big sissy!
-- Edmund Kemper of Big Lake Killers
South Pole -- Beating you reminded me of that fun time I killed my entire family,
maybe I'll journey to the dark side of the poles. -- Bruce Brenizer
Aces High -- I think I will bury you in my crawlspace. Are you scared of clowns? --
John Wayne Gacy
Supply Chain -- I guess I did not pull your chain nearly hard enough. When I killed
my husband, I really pulled that chain. -- Mary Krueger
Hawaii -- Luckily for you I am a doctor and was able to save your life after I nearly
took it. Unluckily for you, I know where you live now. -- H. H. Holmes
Hammer -- Yeah, I can still smell you, so you don't need to tell me that you are still
here. But guess what weirdo, nobody cares either way. -- Den
Presstone -- I cannot believe that I am tied with the likes of you. There is no doubt
that after I shoot past you this turn your massive forehead will be swaying to and fro
in amazement, and probably accompanied with some uncontrollable sobbing. -- Den
Darkfart -- By the time you read this, I will be in 8th position and you will be
somewhere below me. -- Den
Security Guard -- Thank you for being decent enough to teach us younger warriors out
there. Finally some skills! You sit in there chair and guard that entrance, there is a
dozen doughnuts in the break room with your name on it em hero. -- Me Too
Fired up and ready to limp across the finish line of this thing. -- Otis and his
Lungers
All -- Happy Holidays. -- Favorite Sayings
Jeronimo -- I guess you found yourself in a Sticky Situation! -- Sticky
Eye Candy -- I prefer mine mobile and upright although I didn't mind seeing you on
your back. -- Expose
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
DEAD was butchered by BLOOD CATCHER in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
HEDIES was slaughtered by MEAT GRINDER in a 2 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
CHOPPER savagely defeated RUNNING FREE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute expert's fight.
NO WASHER FLUID was savagely defeated by BLOW OUT in a 3 minute veteran's fight.
BOULDER was vanquished by PRISM GUARD in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
EDMUND KEMPER savagely defeated THE VEAL DEAL in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory brawl.
TOBIR BATTER overcame THORN OF ROSE in a action packed 3 minute melee.
KURR was vanquished by A FUNKY NIGHTMARE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
IMA GETCHA viciously subdued BLIZZARD-RAT in a popular 5 minute brutal veteran's duel.
SHRIMP SCAMP handily defeated PEZ PULVERIZER in a exciting 4 minute one-sided bout.
URBAN LEGEND was viciously subdued by RASAM in a 2 minute brutal master's conflict.
RIME-ANCIENT MARINER luckily beat MIRAGE in a crowd pleasing 4 minute veteran's brawl.
LEMON overpowered STICKY SITUATION in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
RAINBOW BYTE was viciously subdued by KIT KAT KATANA in a 2 minute expert's duel.
POISON IV viciously subdued FAMILY RECIPE in a popular 2 minute brutal master's brawl.
ME TOO subdued AIR BNB in a 2 minute brutal bout.
YAK savagely defeated IMA KILLA in a 2 minute bloody fight.
KWITCHERBICHON was bested by BRUCE BRENIZER in a popular 3 minute veteran's contest.
CARAMEL CUDGEL was viciously subdued by MAR-A-LAGO in a popular 2 minute match.
SECURITY GUARD was viciously subdued by BLUE DRAGON BLADE in a 3 minute fray.
LEAN HOG demolished SPARTACUS in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
OZARKS won victory over BUFFALO in a popular 5 minute match.
GUMMI BEAR GAVEL was viciously subdued by CESPEDES in a 2 minute veteran's fight.
CAINE was vanquished by STABLEHAND in a 1 minute uneven bout.
ME EITHER overcame H.H. HOLMES in a action packed 4 minute brutal bout.
ME THREE was put to death by PANIC ROOM in a exciting 1 minute duel.
STRANGEWORLD was defeated by THE BRUTE SQUAD in a 2 minute gruesome fight.
THE FEVER DREAMER easily killed LITTLE GRR MAID in a 3 minute brutal one-sided fight.
M.C. defeated MIA-RAT in a 1 minute brutal fight.
SOUTH POLE overpowered OTHER MOTHER in a 1 minute uneven bout.
TOKYO was demolished by FENDER BENDER in a popular 1 minute uneven contest.
JOHN WAYNE GACY devastated WHITE HOUSE in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
CHECK ENGINE slimly won victory over RODMAN in a action packed 5 minute gory bout.
NICO DIANGELO was subdued by ANDUARI in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
JUICE BOX savagely defeated MARY KRUEGER in a popular 3 minute gory duel.
BEN WHITECLIFFS was unbelievably bested by DIXIE 1 in a 3 minute bloody bout.
EXPOSE demolished CUOMO in a 1 minute uneven competition.
TRAVIS STOLL overpowered ACES HIGH in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
THE CLAIRVOYANT won victory over RUKIDDINGME-RAT in a 1 minute duel.
STICKY SITUATION was devastated by DOBBY in a 1 minute mismatched match.
CUTOUT viciously subdued ABLE in a popular 2 minute bloody conflict.
STICKY BLUE BLADE was beaten by ADVANCE SCOUT in a action packed 3 minute competition.
SWAUM demolished HAWAII in a 2 minute one-sided match.
MAINTENANCE savagely defeated IRMA in a action packed 3 minute gory fight.
SUPPLY CHAIN overpowered RAPIDO in a 6 minute bloody one-sided fray.
MASKED FAUCI lost to COME ON, BRUH in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal novice's match.
SIBERIA demolished RAT-ON-A-STICK in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
NILE beat UMUT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute amateur's conflict.
POUND CAKE was overpowered by TRAGEDY ANN in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
EYE CANDY demolished CORRECT STYLE in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
VAGRANT QUEEN was bested by SWEET EMOTION in a 1 minute novice's match.
JAWBREAKER JITTE devastated EYE TWITCH in a 2 minute one-sided brawl.
DIXIE 3 defeated MOUNTAIN MAN in a 1 minute amateur's duel.
IMX was defeated by CHUPACABRA in a crowd pleasing 4 minute amateur's fight.
BEACH FOSSILS devastated TARGET-RAT in a 4 minute one-sided bout.
BUTCHER PAPER was overpowered by GUAM in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 23 WALL OF STEEL 68 - 46 - 5 60 |
|TOTAL PARRY 18 STRIKING ATTACK 96 - 75 - 5 56 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 17 TOTAL PARRY 83 - 70 - 2 54 |
|AIMED BLOW 12 SLASHING ATTACK 49 - 50 - 1 49 |
|BASHING ATTACK 11 PARRY-LUNGE 19 - 23 - 0 45 |
|WALL OF STEEL 11 LUNGING ATTACK 99 - 121 - 4 45 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 11 BASHING ATTACK 48 - 61 - 4 44 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 AIMED BLOW 47 - 61 - 3 44 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 PARRY-STRIKE 10 - 24 - 1 29 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 - 13 - 1 28 |
Turn 431 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 8 5 LUNGING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 8 - 3 AIMED BLOW 3 - 9 3 BASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 11 - 6 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 3 2 TOTAL PARRY
WALL OF STEEL 6 - 5 1 WALL OF STEEL
LUNGING ATTACK 12 - 11
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 1
TOTAL PARRY 9 - 9
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK PRISM GUARD 4857 18 7 1 119 BOOK OF THOMAS (528)
BASHING ATTACK EDMUND KEMPER 5058 17 8 2 112 BIG LAKE KILLERS (551)
WALL OF STEEL IMA GETCHA 4944 13 8 0 110 IMA BUBBA 2 (541)
TOTAL PARRY RIME-ANCIENT MARINER 4496 24 16 0 102 MAIDEN JAPAN (504)
STRIKING ATTACK LEMON 5241 9 8 0 93 BASH BROS CARS (562)
AIMED BLOW KWITCHERBICHON 4861 21 17 0 86 BOOK OF THOMAS (528)
PARRY-LUNGE FAMILY RECIPE 4854 15 7 1 85 SHEWISH BUFFET (520)
PARRY-RIPOSTE KIT KAT KATANA 4901 14 9 2 85 CANDY CRUSHERS (534)
SLASHING ATTACK MIRAGE 5354 7 5 0 81 WOB AFW (556)
PARRY-STRIKE TRAVIS STOLL 5420 5 4 0 34 SYFY (568)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is URBAN LEGEND 4836. The most popular warrior this
turn was BUFFALO 5379. The ten other most popular fighters were MIRAGE 5354, IMA
GETCHA 4944, RODMAN 5471, SHRIMP SCAMP 4855, H.H. HOLMES 5378, JUICE BOX 5452, EDMUND
KEMPER 5058, POISON IV 5338, BLUE DRAGON BLADE 5310, and BLOW OUT 5043.
The least popular fighter this week was RAPIDO 5619. The other ten least popular
fighters were HEDIES 5627, BUTCHER PAPER 5617, CHUPACABRA 5622, MOUNTAIN MAN 5610,
VAGRANT QUEEN 5599, CORRECT STYLE 5618, RAT-ON-A-STICK 5625, HAWAII 5567, STICKY
SITUATION 5488, and ACES HIGH 5462.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
PRISM GUARD (45-4857) BOOK OF THOMAS (528)
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
CHOPPER (45-5044) THE MENTORS RIDE (550)