DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 09/13/2004    Duedate: 09/25/2004

ARDIVENT ARENA

DM-46    TURN-435

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

FLOYD B. RICK
FLOYDS FAN CLUB (333)
(46-3711) [15-2-0,124]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

FLOYD B. RICK                  POSITION IS EMPTY
FLOYDS FAN CLUB (333)          
(46-3711) [15-2-0,124]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

PALANTIRIATHALASA              VALLEY-JO
RUBY DRAGONS (336)             BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (74)
(46-3808) [12-10-1,52]         (46-3798) [14-13-0,89]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

DEATHTONGUE (89)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (74)     36
2. FLOYDS FAN CLUB (333)       36      DEATHTONGUE (89)
3. MADE OF TECHNETIUM (305)     0      Unchartered Team
4. CYNICAL DELUSIONS (218)      0
5. DEATHTONGUE (89)           -12      BLANK (46)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*MADE OF TECHNETIUM (305)  20  14  4 58.8   1/ 1 DEATHTONGUE (89)          9  6 0
 2/ 2 DEATHTONGUE (89)         %1060 756 55 58.4   2/ 3 BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (74)   7  8 0
 3- 3 CYNICAL DELUSIONS (218)  131  95  9 58.0   3/ 4 FLOYDS FAN CLUB (333)     6  0 1
 4/ 4 RUBY DRAGONS (336)        73  55  2 57.0   4/ 2 RUBY DRAGONS (336)        6  3 0
 5/ 5 FLOYDS FAN CLUB (333)     33  27  4 55.0   5- 5*MADE OF TECHNETIUM (305)  1  1 0
 6/ 6 BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (74)  290 456  9 38.9   6- 6 CYNICAL DELUSIONS (218)   0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 248): GOLDENEYE of BONDAGE (Spawn, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 497): WALL OF GLASS of SCARLET KNIGHTS II (Talon Warsmith)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 497): ZERO THE HERO of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 490): SNAKE CHARMER of KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 486): GYRADOS of WATER DECK (Destitute Noble, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 486): FELAWESHIPE of CHAUCERS WORDS (Berylstar, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 487): SAILOR VENUS of SHERWOOD FOREST (Papaiz, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 480): SONORA SARA of RED DOG GANG (Leeta, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 448): SPECTRUM of AS FAR AS SIAM (?, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 441): PORTERHOUSE ARREST of GLAD TO MEAT YOU (Alfredo
                             Frothingslosh, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 434): FLOYD B. RICK of FLOYDS FAN CLUB (Talon Volksie, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 195): MUTILATE of ASSASSIN NATION (Ghab, mgr.)
 DM  60 LOOPHOLES (turn 346): LACHES of LEGALESE (Judge, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 335): LOCKHEART of SAFE HAVEN (Keldon Blackfang, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 150): CHEROKEE of CHIEFS' ELITE (Matrix, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 382): HELIO of ULTIMATE ACCELERATION from ARVAT (LHI, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 248): BONDAGE (Spawn, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 497): SCARLET KNIGHTS II (Talon Warsmith, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 497): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 490): KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 486): 13 YRS & COUNTING (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 486): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Leeta, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 487): SHERWOOD FOREST (Papaiz, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 480): RED DOG GANG (Leeta, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 448): BEYOND THE PALE (Leeta, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 441): OLD SCHOOL (Otto X. Frothingslosh, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 434): DEATHTONGUE (Technogeek, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 195): OHIO (Berylstar, mgr.)
 DM  60 LOOPHOLES (turn 346): MY BRAIN ON CHLORINE (The Sandman, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 335): SAFE HAVEN (Keldon Blackfang, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 150): HAZAARDS OF CLONING (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 382): BOXES (Doc Steele, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 496): TONY MCALPINE of THE HEADCUTTERS II (Street Legal)
                               LONNIE JOHNSON of THE HEADCUTTERS II (Street Legal)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 486): SQUYER of CHAUCERS WORDS (Berylstar, mgr.)
 DM  60 LOOPHOLES (turn 346): SANDSTORM of NATURAL DISASTERS (Soultaker, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 334): FREAN of SAFE HAVEN (Keldon Blackfang, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Hail and well met warriors of ARDIVENT!  Know me for who I am, Zontani Sharp 
Eyes, Spymaster extraordinaire of all Alastari.  VALLEY-JO caught the eye of many in 
the gladiatorial commission as he skillfully bested SOLARIS and was awarded 17 points 
in recognition.  In one of the week's more notable duels, VALLEY-JO put down SOLARIS, 
causing him to lose 13 points of recognition in the process.  Although BOBBI made a 
valiant effort, it did not suffice to topple the reign of victorious FLOYD B. RICK.  
No confirmation, but my sources claim that the top team has gained their position 
using magical aids.  Charmed weapons perhaps?   
     Many and various are the arts of battle.  In ARDIVENT "art" is a word that has 
long since passed from the language!   
     Vendettas.  Bloodied blades and broken spears.  Indeed the city has seen more 
than its fair share of red in recent times.  Fate is a fickle mistress.  She showers 
the miserable with fortune but sets enemies against the victorious.  Remember this!   
     The girls are as pretty in ARDIVENT as ever I remembered them....and the 
fighters as ugly!  Don't let your reputation slip!  Sadly warriors, now longer can I 
keep thy company nor savor the ale of thy fine city.  Depart I must and soon!  Till 
next we meet remember - the pen is mightier than the sword, but a maul is a different 
story!-- Zontani Sharp Eyes  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FLOYD B. RICK 3711           15   2  0   124       FLOYDS FAN CLUB (333)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BOBBI 3812                   12   7  0    92       DEATHTONGUE (89)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SILVER FURY 2542             12   9  1    90       CYNICAL DELUSIONS (218)
 TALON 3692                   10   8  2    90       FLOYDS FAN CLUB (333)
 VALLEY-JO 3798               14  13  0    89       BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (74)
 BERNINA COLLIN 3794          15  14  1    78       BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (74)
 REAGAN 3818                  10   6  0    74       DEATHTONGUE (89)
-IMMERSION STATIC 3232         6   1  2    71       MADE OF TECHNETIUM (305)
 KHORNE SHADOWSPAWN 3809      16   5  1    68       RUBY DRAGONS (336)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SOLARIS 3759                 13  13  0    65       RUBY DRAGONS (336)
-FLOYD POTTER 3734             4   3  2    64       FLOYDS FAN CLUB (333)
-RUSTED SOUL 2603              8   5  0    59       CYNICAL DELUSIONS (218)
-POISED TO KILL 2637           9   4  0    58       CYNICAL DELUSIONS (218)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BIG DAVE DIODE 3821           9   3  0    53       DEATHTONGUE (89)
 FLINT HILLS 3796              9  19  0    53       BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (74)
 PALANTIRIATHALASA 3808       12  10  1    52       RUBY DRAGONS (336)
-ECLIPSE 2740                  3   2  0    49       CYNICAL DELUSIONS (218)
 GNEISS GUY 3787               7  22  0    43       BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (74)
 DEBRA COLLIN 3816             6  10  0    40       BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (74)
-BREAK POINT 2741              6   3  0    37       CYNICAL DELUSIONS (218)
-QUATERMASSPHENOMENA 3233      5   3  0    34       MADE OF TECHNETIUM (305)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MICK JAGGER 3840              3   0  0    28       DEATHTONGUE (89)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-RHOIDAL FLOYD 3814            1   0  0    23       FLOYDS FAN CLUB (333)
-MUZAKFORCYBERNETICS 3235      5   1  1    21       MADE OF TECHNETIUM (305)
-FLOYD STINGER 3740            3   2  0    11       FLOYDS FAN CLUB (333)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
POOF 3846              0  1 0 DEATHTONGUE 89        SPYMASTER 22          435 NONE    
VIRGIL POODINSKI 3828  5  4 0 DEATHTONGUE 89        TALON 3692            434         

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Working only from the on-line newsletter, here are a few personals to make your day.
I don't suppose they'll make ALL your days until the arena runs again, but it's the
best we can manage. -- Leeta, Bluvalley Warriors

Big Dave Diode -- The men on our team seem to have problems with you, but then,
they're men.  I found you quite the thing. -- Bernina Collin

Palanetc. -- What took you so long? -- Gneiss Guy

Just last week I joined Gladiators Against Jaywalking, and I was READY for this one.
-- Valley-Jo

Khorny guy -- You again. -- Flint Hills

What I think is, this Happy Peasant is, like, crazy or something. -- Debra Collin

Floyd B. Rick -- I just wanted to tell you, sir, that I was honored to assist you in
your quest to remain Duelmaster, or whatever it's called these days.  It was, I
assure you, my pleasure. -- Aleksondra, the Virginal Concubine

One time, just ONE time, I crossed in the middle of the block, and I am STUCK with
that title.  Does nobody ever stop to think I might have had a REASON, such as that I
was being pursued by an insanely bloodthirsty troll or something?  There is no
justice in this life, and I hate that! -- <name withheld by request>

Debra Collin -- Thank you for being quick.  Short fights are best, aren't they? --
Joe Pie, Happy Peasant
P.S.  Just two more years in the arena and I can pay off my credit card....

Mr. Jagger -- After that quick and easy win, SURELY you could spare me a copper or
two! -- Limpy Clean, the Politest Beggar in town

24 August 2004
                            Invitation to Newbie Managers
                                 by Hammer

     As a Captain of the Vendetta Cartel, Hammer has recently dissolved the Vendetta
Cartel Crimson Ascension Family.  Lady Martilyo and Rook are NO LONGER members of the
Vendetta Cartel.
     The Vendetta Cartel is divided into "Families" under the leadership of Captains;
who have been appointed by the VC God Father known throughout the dueling land as
Master Darque.
     Hammer is now the Captain of the Vendetta Cartel Tarantula Tribe and the veteran
manager extends an invitation for prospective membership as a Probate [ONLY 2 Probate
positions are available in the VC Tarantula Tribe at the present time!] to any Newbie
Manager who qualifies under the following conditions:
     1. Newbie Manager MUST have Online Access for Email communications!  [Hammer is
presently living in Qatar and Lieutenants Maximillian and Firehawk are living in
Canada; so Email Communication is a MUST for consideration!]
     2. Newbie Manager MUST have the time and funds to create 2 new stables to be
placed in 2 separate Slow Arenas [the cost of running 1 stable in a Regular Arena!]
to actively participate on a monthly basis with the other 3 T-Tribe members of the
Vendetta Cartel!
     3. Newbie Manager MUST have the DESIRE to be an Active Member of the Vendetta
Cartel as a Tarantula Tribe trainee aka Probate; developing his/her managerial skills
under the mentorship of Hammer and the other VC members; thus proving themselves
worthy to become Vendetta Cartel Lieutenants in the Vendetta Cartel Tarantula Tribe!
     The Vendetta Cartel Tarantula Tribe lives by the Feud; thereby prospective
Probates are forewarned that membership guarantees instant Friends and instant
Enemies!
     Any prospective Probates who 1.) seek to improve their managerial
insights/abilities under the counsel of Hammer and other Vendetta Cartel members 2.)
desire to be active members of an Active Alliance that WILL NOT Dissolve in a Few
Months; building lasting friendships while enjoying Feuding with Common Enemies 3.)
who enjoy sending their gladiators to Tournaments and would strive to see their
manager name listed among the TV and TC winners in the Mailer Tourney Newsletters as
a member of the Vendetta Cartel MUST DO THE FOLLOWING:
     Send an Email to HammerDM@fastermail.com to introduce yourself and provide
Hammer with a short Bio of your managerial successes/failures and favorite/least
favorite fighting styles; with a listing of your active stable/stables for Hammer to
verify in the online newsletters.
     Hammer will choose the 2 prospective Probates for membership in the Vendetta
Cartel Tarantula Tribe on the basis of who he decides will be most suited [to
Hammer's purposes as the T-Tribe Captain!] from among those responding to this All
Arena Ad on a first response/first acceptance or rejection basis!
     -- Hammer; Vendetta Cartel Captain/WordSmith and WeaponSmith of the Vendetta
Cartel Tarantula Tribe

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

POOF was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
REAGAN was devastated by TALON in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud duel.
FLOYD B. RICK handily defeated BOBBI in a 1 minute one-sided Title match.
SOLARIS was vanquished by VALLEY-JO in a popular 3 minute gory mismatched brawl.
PALANTIRIATHALASA was demolished by BERNINA COLLIN in a 1 minute competition.
KHORNE SHADOWSPAWN overpowered DEBRA COLLIN in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
BIG DAVE DIODE devastated GNEISS GUY in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided competition.
FLINT HILLS vanquished HAPPY PEASANT in a 1 minute uneven duel.
MICK JAGGER vanquished SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 1 minute uneven fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         SLASHING ATTACK   11 -   4 -  1      73  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         LUNGING ATTACK    14 -   6 -  1      70  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         AIMED BLOW         6 -   4 -  0      60  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         STRIKING ATTACK   30 -  22 -  0      58  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         WALL OF STEEL     10 -   8 -  0      56  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         TOTAL PARRY        7 -   6 -  0      54  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         BASHING ATTACK     9 -  13 -  0      41  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-STRIKE       6 -   9 -  0      40  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      7 -  13 -  0      35  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 435 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         2  WALL OF STEEL  
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  1         1  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  2                                       1  PARRY-STRIKE   
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    
                                                                1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    FLOYD B. RICK 3711         15   2  0  124 FLOYDS FAN CLUB (333)
AIMED BLOW       BOBBI 3812                 12   7  0   92 DEATHTONGUE (89)
LUNGING ATTACK   TALON 3692                 10   8  2   90 FLOYDS FAN CLUB (333)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    VALLEY-JO 3798             14  13  0   89 BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (74)
STRIKING ATTACK  REAGAN 3818                10   6  0   74 DEATHTONGUE (89)
SLASHING ATTACK  BIG DAVE DIODE 3821         9   3  0   53 DEATHTONGUE (89)
BASHING ATTACK   PALANTIRIATHALASA 3808     12  10  1   52 RUBY DRAGONS (336)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is PALANTIRIATHALASA 3808.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was VALLEY-JO 3798.  The ten other most popular fighters were BERNINA 
COLLIN 3794, KHORNE SHADOWSPAWN 3809, TALON 3692, BIG DAVE DIODE 3821, FLINT HILLS 
3796, MICK JAGGER 3840, FLOYD B. RICK 3711, PALANTIRIATHALASA 3808, GNEISS GUY 3787, 
and POOF 3846.

The least popular fighter this week was DEBRA COLLIN 3816.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were SOLARIS 3759, BOBBI 3812, REAGAN 3818, POOF 3846, GNEISS GUY 
3787, PALANTIRIATHALASA 3808, FLOYD B. RICK 3711, MICK JAGGER 3840, FLINT HILLS 3796, 
and BIG DAVE DIODE 3821.

                FACE-TO-FACE TOURNEY XXXIII

CONTENDERS TOURNEY                     W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
LUJAK 1431 (70-59-5)                   6  2  0         THE BEARS            

ADM TOURNEY                            W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
GOKU 3655 (31-30-2)                    4  3  0         DRAGONBALL Z         

CHAMPIONS TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
FLOYD B. RICK 3711 (12-2-0)            6  3  0         FLOYDS FAN CLUB      

ADEPTS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
TALON 3692 (7-7-1)                     1  3  0         FLOYDS FAN CLUB      

APPRENTICES TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
FENCE POST 2516 (0-0-0)                1  3  0         INDIANS              

ROOKIES TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
LANGLOIS 3688 (0-0-0)                  0  3  0         CRIP'S KIDS 2001