DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 09/21/2009 Duedate: 10/03/2009
ARDIVENT ARENA
DM-46 TURN-562
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
ANNA BEATRICE
FANDILS (75)
(46-4124) [14-3-0,137]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
ANNA BEATRICE SEINFELD
FANDILS (75) GOOD HUMOR (369)
(46-4124) [14-3-0,137] (46-4163) [1-1-0,21]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
JENNIMYS COLLIN SIS
BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (74) FANDILS (75)
(46-4114) [16-16-0,64] (46-4153) [8-3-0,95]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
FANDILS (75)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. FANDILS (75) 49
2. BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (74) 19 FANDILS (75)
3. GOOD HUMOR (369) 18 Unchartered Team
4. SERPENT'S HOLD (178) 17
5. DEATHTONGUE (89) -7 GOOD HUMOR (369)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 2 FANDILS (75) %1003 719 36 58.2 1/ 1 FANDILS (75) 12 2 1
2/ 3 DEATHTONGUE (89) %1213 885 58 57.8 2/ 2 BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (74) 7 8 1
3/ 4 SERPENT'S HOLD (178) 289 257 28 52.9 3/ 3 DEATHTONGUE (89) 6 9 0
4/ 1*GOOD HUMOR (369) 5 5 1 50.0 4/ 4*GOOD HUMOR (369) 5 5 1
5/ 5 BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (74) 533 838 15 38.9 5/ 6 SERPENT'S HOLD (178) 3 3 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 313): CONSTERNATION of CONSANGUINEOUS (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 628): BROWN NOSE of COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 628): HELENA of OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 616): ELLIRN KOUL of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 617): PAUL WIEDORFER of MEDAL OF HONOR J4 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 613): BELLE ISSIMO of FUNKY FOLK (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 612): HERSHEL WILLIAMS of MEDAL OF HONOR F7 (The Anarchist, mgr)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 610): BROTHER DOBBIN of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 579): TERILEE LINZ of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 570): SERGEANT3 of MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (The Anarchist)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 561): ANNA BEATRICE of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 261): NUMBSKULL of OTTO'S PARTS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 460): SERGEANT2 of MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 214): PETER THE GREAT of DOGS OF WAR (?, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 513): VISION of KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 313): Z GLADIATORS (Mr. Z, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 628): ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 628): THE DOGHOUSE (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 616): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 617): MEDAL OF HONOOR J4 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 613): FUNKY FOLK (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 612): POSITION IS EMPTY
DM 30 IAYE (turn 610): LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 579): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 570): MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 561): FANDILS (Fandil, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 261): OTTO'S PARTS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 460): MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 214): OUT OF THIS WORLD, (?, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 513): KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 312): PEARL HARBOR of SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 628): BROWN NOSE of COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 627): ANZAC of OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 616): ELLIRN KOUL of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 616): TCHENI LOY of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 609): LADY LIBERTY of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 569): SERGEANT2 of MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (The Anarchist)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 260): IRMINSUL of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
Six of these titles? All I can say is one more fight. One more fight, I think;
then I shall be on my way to Crysalis or retirement. I must avoid death somehow.
" ... Life is but a poor player who struts and frets his hour upon the stage and
then is heard no more ..." I hope that is not ME. "Tis a tale told by an idiot,
full of sound and fury, signifying nothing."
Something about Shakespeare's Macbeth pulls me. Hopefully not to he and Lady
Macbeth's fate. "Out, out brief candle ..."
Anna Beatrice, DMVI
SPY REPORT
Oh, hi. Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte. Thought I'd check out ARDIVENT to see
what's new. MVP award for BINGO LITTLE? BLUVALLEY WARRIORS' proud of him after
beating ALF MUSHPIE and getting 26 points. Talk about yer major upsets! KRAMER's
match with RAGNAR cost him a loss of 9 points! Don't you think the Duelmaster is
being unfair? I think ANNA BEATRICE should let BETTY be Duelmaster for a while,
without fighting about it. Is the Duelmaster really being a real snob to his
teammates? Don't ask me!
I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies. Really, I just
wing this stuff. The warriors of DEATHTONGUE must be getting lonely. They were the
most avoided team. Do you guys know something that I don't? I don't know what
FANDILS' been doing. They certainly haven't been accepting many fights from
DEATHTONGUE, that's fer sher. Can BLUVALLEY WARRIORS' MUNGO BURKE be more popular
than me? He was challenged the most, but is that really the same?
Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds. All ARDIVENT ever talks about is fighting!
Me, I'm more laid back. It was kind of sad, seeing old ALF MUSHPIE stumbling around
the arena, before BINGO LITTLE finished her off. Oh well! What a bunch of
heartless! I couldn't believe how many people were snickering when LILY CATHERINE
killed RANDELL SCOT. So he had a 3-9-0, that's no excuse! What if they had a fight
and nobody showed up? I'd be out of a job, that's what!!!
Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain. Soak it in cold water, and hand
wash. I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it quits. I had a fun
time, see you later-- Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ANNA BEATRICE 4124 14 3 0 137 FANDILS (75)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SIS 4153 8 3 0 95 FANDILS (75)
BINKLY 4115 18 13 0 91 DEATHTONGUE (89)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BETTY 4149 10 7 0 87 DEATHTONGUE (89)
BROTHER JEROME 4152 10 2 0 75 FANDILS (75)
SNORKY 4134 14 10 1 74 DEATHTONGUE (89)
TANIA PARK 4117 19 12 0 69 BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (74)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
UNCLE BOB 4143 6 10 1 65 FANDILS (75)
JENNIMYS COLLIN 4114 16 16 0 64 BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (74)
MUNGO BURKE 4097 13 22 0 61 BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (74)
BINGO LITTLE 4148 9 9 1 61 BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (74)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-SHADOW BLADE 2972 8 6 6 54 SERPENT'S HOLD (178)
LILY CATHERINE 4154 9 3 2 50 FANDILS (75)
-IRONWOLF 274 5 1 0 42 BARBARIAN HORDE (47)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
RAGNAR 3063 3 1 0 24 SERPENT'S HOLD (178)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FRAN BRAN 4157 4 4 0 23 DEATHTONGUE (89)
SEINFELD 4163 1 1 0 21 GOOD HUMOR (369)
-UG 271 4 2 1 19 BARBARIAN HORDE (47)
-KROKUS 272 4 2 0 19 BARBARIAN HORDE (47)
-TARAMON 270 3 3 0 18 BARBARIAN HORDE (47)
FRAZIER 4165 2 0 1 18 GOOD HUMOR (369)
-WEASEL 273 4 2 0 15 BARBARIAN HORDE (47)
RATLER 3055 3 1 1 13 SERPENT'S HOLD (178)
-SABRE 3026 1 0 0 11 SERPENT'S HOLD (178)
KRAMER 4167 1 1 0 4 GOOD HUMOR (369)
AKROYD 4166 1 1 0 4 GOOD HUMOR (369)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
NILES 4164 0 2 0 2 GOOD HUMOR (369)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
FRIENDLY CONSTAB 0 0 0 FRAZIER 4165 562 NONE
RANDELL SCOT 4156 3 9 0 BLUVALLEY WARRIOR 74 LILY CATHERINE 4154 562
ALF MUSHPIE 4151 7 9 0 DEATHTONGUE 89 BINGO LITTLE 4148 562
SEE YA 4168 0 1 0 SERPENT'S HOLD 178 WURM KIN 562 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Snorky, Deathtongue, how in the heck did I do THAT!? What am I doing up here where
anyone with experience will kill me? Oh, me; oh, my! -- Sis
Jenimys -- My dear, but we already knew that, didn't we. I may be learning a lot of
skills, but I would rather win more than I lose. Technogeek probably loves me! --
Uncle Bob
Alf Mushpie -- Great challenge, and the best warrior won. Salute. -- Lily Catherine
Mungo Burke -- Sorry to make it two in a row, but we Fandils really needed that! --
Brother Jerome
Binkly -- You were there, I guess . Next time, you will probably decimate me. -- Anna
B
No dead reported! Health, humility, and honor in The Red Sands. -- Fandil The Wise
An update ....
Fandils (Fandil The Wise) 998-719 - .58125
Deathtongue (Technogeek) 1211-882 - .57860
Fandils +.00265
Fandils + appx 5 wins
Time for a patented Deathtongue humdinger move!
The Commissioner
Tania -- Bookshelves, all the things I buy go in my clothes closet. Well, in one or
the other of them! -- Lily C.
Good Humor's -- Nice top team on the move. -- Fandil The Wise
Lily Catherine -- Woot! At least I beat one of the Fandil monsters. -- Alf
Anna -- This is getting old fast. -- Binkly
Sis -- Yeah, right... -- Snorky
Bingo Little -- Well, at least I got something out of it. -- Fran
Fandil -- I highly suspect you are feeding these guys copious amounts of steroids.
There's no way such small girlish types pack that much punch. -- Technogeek
You jest. -- Arenamistress Fandette
Brother Jerome -- How can you be a dwarf? You're too tall. And besides, dwarves
don't have brothers. Or sisters, or anything like that. No families. They're born
straight out of the stone, everyone knows that. -- Mungo Burke
Shadow Blade -- Why would anyone want to hold a serpent? Sure, they have their niche
in the ecosystem, eat small varmits like mice and stuff, but why HOLD them? They're
definitely not warm and fuzzy. -- Tania Park
Uncle Bob -- A win, a skill, a rating, what more (within reason) can a woman ask? --
Jennimys Collin
Ragnar -- Ha, *I* know why you'd hold a serpent. Right behind the head, to stop it
biting you. But you need to be quick off the mark when you grab it. You'd better
practice that "quick off the mark" bit. It needs work. -- Randell Scot
Fran Bran -- Oh, I SAY, old bean, bran muffins, what? Good show. -- Bingo Little
Anna Beatrice, DMV -- Can you do anything about getting an emmissions waiver for my
car? -- Tania Park
Lily Catherine -- A chocolate covered doughnut with whipped filling would be
delicious, but they've been banned from our club because it's so hard to get the
chocolate stains off the walls and the whipped filling out of the carpet after the
daily bun fight. -- Bingo Little
P.S. Two percent? I take my milk straight! Although not, alas, the way it comes
from the cow anymore, which is more like ten percent.
Arenamistress Fandette -- Um, I left it in the pocket of my other suit? -- Randell
Scot
P.S. I couldn't pass that one up.
Next time, try harder. -- Arenamistress Fandette
26 August 09
There has been a run lately of personals and columns turning up in the wrong
arenas. When you email in something, check and make sure you have the correct
arena number! It's easy for a finger to slip onto the wrong key. When the
receipt comes back, check again to be sure it went where you intended!
Vigilance is your friend, and mine too. -- the Editor
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SEE YA was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
BROTHER JEROME outwaited TANIA PARK in a dull 15 minute Challenge battle.
UNCLE BOB demolished MUNGO BURKE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
RAGNAR devastated KRAMER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
NILES was defeated by RATLER in a 1 minute amateur's Challenge match.
ANNA BEATRICE devastated BETTY in a 1 minute one-sided Title duel.
SIS bested SNORKY in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody match.
BINKLY overpowered JENNIMYS COLLIN in a 2 minute uneven melee.
ALF MUSHPIE was slaughtered by BINGO LITTLE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
LILY CATHERINE assassinated RANDELL SCOT in a 1 minute gory uneven duel.
FRAN BRAN overpowered AKROYD in a 3 minute uneven match.
SEINFELD overpowered TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
FRAZIER murdered FRIENDLY CONSTABLE in a 3 minute mismatched competition.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 6 TOTAL PARRY 15 - 5 - 0 75 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 1 - 1 67 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 WALL OF STEEL 8 - 4 - 0 67 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 SLASHING ATTACK 17 - 10 - 2 63 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 STRIKING ATTACK 24 - 18 - 0 57 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 10 - 8 - 0 56 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 AIMED BLOW 5 - 5 - 0 50 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 BASHING ATTACK 3 - 6 - 0 33 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 LUNGING ATTACK 7 - 18 - 0 28 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 562 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 1 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 3 2 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 2 2 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW
STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 3 1 WALL OF STEEL
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
1 LUNGING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK ANNA BEATRICE 4124 14 3 0 137 FANDILS (75)
SLASHING ATTACK SIS 4153 8 3 0 95 FANDILS (75)
AIMED BLOW BINKLY 4115 18 13 0 91 DEATHTONGUE (89)
TOTAL PARRY BROTHER JEROME 4152 10 2 0 75 FANDILS (75)
WALL OF STEEL SNORKY 4134 14 10 1 74 DEATHTONGUE (89)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is JENNIMYS COLLIN 4114. The most popular warrior this
turn was SIS 4153. The ten other most popular fighters were ANNA BEATRICE 4124,
BINKLY 4115, UNCLE BOB 4143, RAGNAR 3063, RATLER 3055, LILY CATHERINE 4154, FRAN BRAN
4157, SEINFELD 4163, FRAZIER 4165, and SNORKY 4134.
The least popular fighter this week was TANIA PARK 4117. The other ten least popular
fighters were BROTHER JEROME 4152, AKROYD 4166, RANDELL SCOT 4156, ALF MUSHPIE 4151,
JENNIMYS COLLIN 4114, BETTY 4149, NILES 4164, KRAMER 4167, MUNGO BURKE 4097, and SEE
YA 4168.