DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/30/2011    Duedate: 06/11/2011

ARDIVENT ARENA

DM-46    TURN-606

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

YVONNE
FANDILS (75)
(46-4189) [13-11-0,112]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

YVONNE                         POSITION IS EMPTY
FANDILS (75)                   
(46-4189) [13-11-0,112]        

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

KATERINA COLLIN                RON BURGUNDY
BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (74)        ERRATA (357)
(46-4172) [13-28-1,69]         (46-3974) [6-3-0,88]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (74)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. FANDILS (75)                30
2. ERRATA (357)                15      ERRATA (357)
3. BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (74)      6      Unchartered Team
4. SERPENT'S HOLD (178)       -16
                                        (129)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 ERRATA (357)              37  23  0 61.7   1/ 1 BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (74)   7  8 0
 2/ 2 FANDILS (75)             %1128 779 38 59.2   2/ 3 FANDILS (75)              6  2 0
 3/ 3 SERPENT'S HOLD (178)     385 301 31 56.1   3/ 2 SERPENT'S HOLD (178)      4  3 0
 4/ 4 BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (74)  615 969 19 38.8   4/ 4 ERRATA (357)              3  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 335): ZITHER of Z GLADIATORS (Z-Man, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 672): CANILIV KAT of FURRY FURY (Grimm, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 672): TWO BUCK CHUCK of NO-HALF STEPPING (?, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 657): THOME of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 659): JELLO of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 656): WAIT of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 656): SPUD LOOMIS of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 654): QUEEN of ANGRY BEES (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 617): RHOMBA of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (613n 614): FIREHYDRANT DEFILER of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 605): CORAL of SERPENT'S HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 283): ONYX of DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 500): SLITHER of SERPENTS HOLD III (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 236): GEROGE IGONO of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 557): GLITCH of SERPENT'S HOLD (Khisant, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 335): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 672): COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 672): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 657): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 659): WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 656): ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 656): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 654): ANGRY BEES (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 617): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 614): DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 605): BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 283): WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 500): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 236): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 557): SUPERIOR FORCES et al (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 627): PURPLE PIG of ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 671): CLOWN of HIGH SCHOOL PROM (JE, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 656): HEN OF DEATH of HENPCS (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 655): PASCELLA of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 654): QUEEN of ANGRY BEES (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 235): PANAMA OATS of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Greetings, warriors of ARDIVENT!  Once again I've been called out of retirement 
for my abilities and insights into Spyreporting.  What's with RON BURGUNDY?  He 
actually beat BLUVALLEY WARRIORS' LILA DEANE, and walked away with 10 more points 
from the fight.  Laughs were big at ERRATA while they watched RON BURGUNDY clobber 
LILA DEANE.  She lost 8 points and got bruised from objects thrown from the stands.  
I'm sure ARDIVENT is excited about YVONNE, the new Duelmaster from FANDILS.  
(remember?)  But when you've seen as many as I have...  I suppose you want to hear 
some rumors and dirty gossip about your fellow fighters?  Tough!   
     No matter the time or place, men will always duel.  How well I know the feeling 
of being in the most avoided team!  Don't fall out of practive, SERPENT'S HOLD!  
Management must be dealin', as the boys at FANDILS ain't reelin'!  SERPENT'S HOLD's 
mad!   
     There have been some calls to lengthen the time limit.  Do you want the fighters 
to walk away, or not?  Many a warrior has met his fate in a hungover stupor.  You 
young rapscallions, take note!   
     Who knows what the future holds for a warrior.  More fights, there's no doubt.  
Are you as tired of reading this as I am of writing it?  Actually, I guess I'm 
writing it before you read it.  Oh, well.  Time for my medication, so I'll leave now. 
Practice, practice, practice!-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 YVONNE 4189                  13  11  0   112       FANDILS (75)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ANCHORMAN 3971               16   1  0   186       ERRATA (357)
-KEELBACK 4190                15   1  1   149       SERPENT'S HOLD (178)
-SERPENTITO 4177              13  11  0   104       SERPENT'S HOLD (178)
-EARL 4174                    20   9  0    95       FANDILS (75)
-MILDRED LEONA 4183           20   9  0    94       FANDILS (75)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RON BURGUNDY 3974             6   3  0    88       ERRATA (357)
 CORAL 4188                   14   3  0    85       SERPENT'S HOLD (178)
 MONSIGNOR MARK 4215           9   5  0    71       FANDILS (75)
 KATERINA COLLIN 4172         13  28  1    69       BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (74)
 BAXTER 3970                  10   8  0    67       ERRATA (357)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LILA DEANE 4201               9  12  0    66       BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (74)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ANTLER 4038                   5   0  0    54       ERRATA (357)
 LONG BIGGAR 4228              6   1  0    52       BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (74)
 MOLLIE SCOT 4193             12  14  0    50       BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (74)
 SCALES 4223                   6   4  0    47       SERPENT'S HOLD (178)
 W. D. PURDY 4196             10   9  0    39       FANDILS (75)
 MARCI FOOTE 4202              9  12  0    39       BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (74)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DEW 4216                      0   2  0     6       ERRATA (357)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Katerina -- Well, it WAS a good fight.  And it ended sooooo well, don't you think? --
Yvonne

While it is unlikely that a Fandil will participate, I am personally looking forward
to joining The Consortium Clan at The Milwaukee Face.  Will I see any other local
managers there? -- WOF

     Would any of them say so, if they were going?

Mollie Scott -- Perhaps you earned more than one skill for penance this time?  You do
seem to need a lot of it. -- Monsignor Mark

Congratulations go to Coral, The Duelmaster.  May the mighty Khisanth write a DM
Column for the snake. -- Fandil The Wise

Health.  Humility.  Honor.  The Red Sands await. -- WOF

Ever wonder how a guy with a bag over his head can give a coherent spy report?  Oh,
right, it isn't really coherent....

Fandil the Sarcastic -- Laying it on with a bulldozer, eh? -- Jorja

Cheese louise!  Only one fight that we weren't involved in?  It's tempting to toss a
little sarcasm toward the Fandils, who were so totally active here! -- the Bluvalley
Warriors
P.S.  Team of two, Fandil?  Are the others tourney timing?  Or just partying really
heavily....

Yvonne -- Okay, you get a "pass" for being an active Fandil, but you seem to be the
only one.  And wow, how aggressive today! -- Katerina Collin

Noble Assassin?  As if! -- Lila Deane

Scales -- I didn't actually need that fight to recognize that scales are my enemy. --
Marci Foote

Monsignor Mark -- If I refuse to acknowledge your (ow!) presence, does that mean you
aren't here? -- Mollie Scot
P.S.  Katerina seems to think you aren't here.

The Ambitious Guard was no match for me.  I'm taller than he is. -- Long Biggar

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

CORAL was devastated by YVONNE in a action packed 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
RON BURGUNDY handily defeated LILA DEANE in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match.
BAXTER devastated W. D. PURDY in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
KATERINA COLLIN subdued SCALES in a action packed 1 minute mismatched competition.
MONSIGNOR MARK overpowered MOLLIE SCOT in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
LONG BIGGAR devastated HAPPY PEASANT in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
MARCI FOOTE was handily defeated by RUTHLESS JAYWALKER in a 1 minute uneven melee.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         PARRY-RIPOSTE     10 -   3 -  0      77  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         AIMED BLOW         6 -   3 -  0      67  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         PARRY-LUNGE        6 -   4 -  0      60  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         STRIKING ATTACK   30 -  20 -  1      60  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         BASHING ATTACK    10 -   7 -  0      59  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         LUNGING ATTACK     5 -   4 -  0      56  |
|AIMED BLOW                       0         TOTAL PARRY        7 -   6 -  0      54  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         SLASHING ATTACK    8 -   7 -  0      53  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   0         WALL OF STEEL      7 -  17 -  0      29  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 606 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  1     AIMED BLOW         0 -  0         4  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         2  TOTAL PARRY    
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   YVONNE 4189                13  11  0  112 FANDILS (75)
SLASHING ATTACK  RON BURGUNDY 3974           6   3  0   88 ERRATA (357)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    CORAL 4188                 14   3  0   85 SERPENT'S HOLD (178)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  MONSIGNOR MARK 4215         9   5  0   71 FANDILS (75)
PARRY-LUNGE      SCALES 4223                 6   4  0   47 SERPENT'S HOLD (178)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is KATERINA COLLIN 4172.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was RON BURGUNDY 3974.  The ten other most popular fighters were KATERINA COLLIN 
4172, YVONNE 4189, BAXTER 3970, LONG BIGGAR 4228, CORAL 4188, LILA DEANE 4201, 
MONSIGNOR MARK 4215, W. D. PURDY 4196, SCALES 4223, and MOLLIE SCOT 4193.

The least popular fighter this week was MARCI FOOTE 4202.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were MOLLIE SCOT 4193, SCALES 4223, W. D. PURDY 4196, MONSIGNOR MARK 
4215, LILA DEANE 4201, CORAL 4188, LONG BIGGAR 4228, BAXTER 3970, YVONNE 4189, and 
KATERINA COLLIN 4172.