DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/18/2013    Duedate: 03/30/2013

ARDIVENT ARENA

DM-46    TURN-653

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

UNCLE JUNIOR
FANDILS (75)
(46-4300) [14-12-0,115]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

UNCLE JUNIOR                   OOO OOO OOO
FANDILS (75)                   YOU DON'T SAY! (377)
(46-4300) [14-12-0,115]        (46-4281) [3-1-0,42]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

JIMI HENDRIX                   WHAT WATER?
THE 27 CLUB (374)              BASH BROS. WAITRESS (351)
(46-4251) [9-12-0,89]          (46-3917) [15-16-0,87]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

FANDILS (75)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (74)     28
2. THE 27 CLUB (374)           15      ERRATA (357)
3. AZURE CLOUDS (183)           7      Unchartered Team
4. YOU DON'T SAY! (377)         6
5. ERRATA (357)                 5      YOU DON'T SAY! (377)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2 ERRATA (357)              46  30  0 60.5   1/ 1 FANDILS (75)              9  3 0
 2/ 5 FANDILS (75)             %1244 841 42 59.7   2/ 2 AZURE CLOUDS (183)        8  1 1
 3/ 3 BASH BROS. WAITRES (351)  31  21  0 59.6   3/ 3 THE 27 CLUB (374)         7  5 0
 4/ 4*YOU DON'T SAY! (377)       4   3  1 57.1   4/ 4 BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (74)   4 11 0
 5/ 6 AZURE CLOUDS (183)       108  85  6 56.0   5/ 6*YOU DON'T SAY! (377)      2  1 1
 6/ 7 THE 27 CLUB (374)         54  48  0 52.9   6/ 7 BASH BROS. WAITRES (351)  1  2 0
 7/ 8 BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (74)  728 %1090 23 40.0   7/ 8 ERRATA (357)              0  3 0
 8- 9*ORDER (381)                0   1  0  0.0   8- 9*ORDER (381)               0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 359): IMA SLAYER of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 719): PAIR-O-SEVENS of THE JOKER'S WILD (Sir Jessie Jest)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 719): HARRY MUTT of THE DOGHOUSE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 704): HARD LUCK WOMAN of KISS ME (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 706): WHAT? of TRIBE (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 703): DEEZ of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 700): COBRA of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 701): PANAMA JACK of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 664): MORK CALLING ORSON of CSU COLLEGE RADIO (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 661): LAVO VAUGN of FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 652): KURT COBAIN of THE 27 CLUB (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 306): CONFLICT of DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 546): GYPSY JUNE of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 260): SINCEMILLA of WRATHMEN XIV (Khradmon, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 604): MICHAEL COOPER of SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (Manager, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 359): PEASANT REBELLION (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 719): THE JOKER'S WILD (Sir Jessie Jest, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 719): WU-TANG FOREVER (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 7004: KISS ME (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 706): SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 703): SAY MY NAME (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 700): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 701): ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 664): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 661): FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 652): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 306): FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 546): BAD GIRLS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 260): WRATHMENT XIV (Kharadmon, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 604): SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 719): PAIR-O-SEVENS of THE JOKER'S WILD (Sir Jessie Jest)
                   (turn 718): FENCHURCH of THE HITCHHIKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 719): MARIA of WU-TANG FOREVER (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
              (turn 718): LASSO of THE DOGHOUSE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 705): KHEDRYN of WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 703): DEEZ of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 699): SCALES of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 701): PANAMA JACK of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 660): DANCING SHADOW of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 651): BLACK BILE of AZURE CLOUDS (slugbait, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 306): CAUSTIC CROCUS of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     You elder fighters surely remember me.  The younger ones may call me Olaf 
Modeen.  I return to ARDIVENT once again!  AZURE CLOUDS showed ARDIVENT what they 
were made of as they fought with a vengeance to walk off with 3-1-0.  What's with 
JOUBERT KLEE?  He actually beat FANDILS' SNUFFY, and walked away with 23 more points 
from the fight.  Laughs were big at BLUVALLEY WARRIORS while they watched JOUBERT 
KLEE clobber SNUFFY.  He lost 19 points and got bruised from objects thrown from the 
stands.  Another fighter (UNCLE JUNIOR 14-12-0) challenged another Duelmaster (KURT 
COBAIN 13-12-0).  Life goes on.  I'm sure ARDIVENT is excited about UNCLE JUNIOR, the 
new Duelmaster from FANDILS.  (remember?)  But when you've seen as many as I have...  
Advice to fighters with a 1 will--give up fighting!   
     If at first you don't succeed, avoid.  That'll get you in the Spyreports.  The 
most avoided team was ERRATA.  Management must be dealin', as the boys at FANDILS 
ain't reelin'!  ERRATA's mad!  What do people see in WHAT WATER??  Hers 15-16-0?  
BASH BROS. WAITRESS ain't talkin', but she's got 87 points.   
     There have been some calls to lengthen the time limit.  Do you want the fighters 
to walk away, or not?  How long have I been here?  I got people to see, places to 
go...   
     Who knows what the future holds for a warrior.  More fights, there's no doubt.  
All work and no play makes Olaf a dull fighter.  Work and play no fighter dull Olaf.  
Olaffighterwork and no play.  Remember--a good fighter needs both good skills and 
good luck.  Until next time,-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 UNCLE JUNIOR 4300            14  12  0   115       FANDILS (75)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JOUBERT KLEE 4249            21  16  0   102       BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (74)
-RON BURGUNDY 3974            10   5  0   100       ERRATA (357)
-BAXTER 3970                  13   9  0    99       ERRATA (357)
 IRVIN 4257                   13  15  1    94       FANDILS (75)
 KURT COBAIN 4253             13  12  0    91       THE 27 CLUB (374)
-CLARA ROSE 4256              10   3  1    91       FANDILS (75)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JIMI HENDRIX 4251             9  12  0    89       THE 27 CLUB (374)
 WHAT WATER? 3917             15  16  0    87       BASH BROS. WAITRESS (351)
 CORBIN ROSS 4250             18  19  0    83       BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (74)
 SNUFFY 4263                  14  11  0    79       FANDILS (75)
 ARLENE ROSS 4302             16  13  0    74       BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (74)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-LEROY 4355                    4   0  0    61       FANDILS (75)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JIM 4315                     13  11  0    52       THE 27 CLUB (374)
 OOO OOO OOO 4281              3   1  0    42       YOU DON'T SAY! (377)
 TRIA SKATHACH 4347            7   7  1    40       BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (74)
 FINGERS BROOKE 4345          10   7  2    39       BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (74)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BLOOD ORANGE 4354             5   2  0    30       AZURE CLOUDS (183)
-DEW 4216                      2   4  0    25       ERRATA (357)
 ROBERT JOHNSON 4346           1   1  0    24       THE 27 CLUB (374)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CLOUD ATLAS 4356              3   0  1    22       AZURE CLOUDS (183)
-FLIRTING AT TABLE 4353        2   0  0    22       BASH BROS. WAITRESS (351)
 CIRRUS 4357                   2   1  0    20       AZURE CLOUDS (183)
 NIMBLE NIMBUS 4358            2   1  2    12       AZURE CLOUDS (183)
 MMMMBUHHH 4292                1   2  1     6       YOU DON'T SAY! (377)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
CUMULUS BLUES 4324      1  3 0 AZURE CLOUDS 183     TRIA SKATHACH 4347    649  REVENGED
DA1 4361                0  1 0 ERRATA 357           BANDIT PRINCE         653  NONE
BADEN 4327              0  1 0 ORDER 381            MMMMBUHHH 4292        652   
DA1 4359                0  1 0 THE 27 CLUB 374      DARK CHAMPION         653  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Assur, retire?!  Two more PPs and the Waitresses can retire?  You can't do that!
Please, please?  We Fandils need the wins badly.  Don't do that to us! -- Fandil The
Wise and The Fandil Clan

Kurt Cobain -- Congrats, Duelmaster.  Job well done.  Loved the music. -- Fandil The
Wise

Kurt C. -- We WANT you. -- Clara Rose, Uncle Junior, and Snuffy

Black Bile -- Nice column.  The only thing I disagreed with was your terming Slugbait
a total slacker.  I don't think it is total. (wink) -- WOF

Jimi Hendrix -- Thanks for making my day.  I enjoyed every minute of our duo. --
Irvin (back to swirvin again)

Jim -- Lucky me, eh?  I hope you gave me lots of skills along with that win.  I am
prepping for the Inits Mailer.  Wish me luck? -- Leroy

What Water? -- So there!  No more PPs.  No more PPs.  You can't go.  I have begun to
appreciate your lousy service. -- Snuffy

Joubert Klee -- Yu da man!  Now if I can just get one more win, I'm outta here. --
Uncle Junior

Everybody -- Please!!!!!  Don't kill me.  Don't donate to The Red Sands.  I only need
one more win and I will be out of your hair. Please?!? --  Uncle Junior (being a
little dramatic)

Corbin Ross -- I am continuing to be amazed at my lucky winning.  Somebody must have
sent me some real knack when I was a baby.  You think? -- Clara Rose

Health.  Humility.  Honor.  Shed no blood for The Red Sands.  None. -- Fandil The
Wise

Jorja -- A quote from poet Percy Blysshe Shelley... "When my cats aren't happy, I'm
not happy.  Not because I care about their mood, but because I know they're just
sitting there thinking up ways to get even." -- Fandil The Wise

Fandil -- Nice job on the old Challenger Champ switcheroo!  Have to say even though
it was at my expense, I enjoyed watching all your warriors enter the CCs and everyone
else's warriors exit. -- Assur

Snuffy -- You have to be my best customer!  Always coming back for more. -- What
Water?

90 recognition?  Really?  That is just insulting.  The commission flunkee that did
that needs a beat down. -- Assur
P.S.  If only this were not a pansy Andorian arena, I could challenge Irwin and be
done with it!

Snuffy -- I've heard those hillbilly exclamations.  Very, ah, earthy. -- Joubert Klee

Uncle Junior -- I wouldn't mind seeing you get a couple of wins, except that you'll
have to work for 'em.  But maybe those five skills will help. -- Joubert Klee

Kurt Cobain -- Whew!  I really didn't want the title, and I don't have it.  Thanks.
-- Arlene Ross, not much of a writer, and Jorja tends to INSIST where titles are
involved

Clara Rose -- I generally defer to the ladies. -- Corbin Ross

And 1-1 against the standbys.  Could be worse. -- Tria Skathach

It WAS worse. -- Fingers Brooke

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DA1 was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DA1 was butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
UNCLE JUNIOR demolished KURT COBAIN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge Title melee.
IRVIN luckily beat WHAT WATER? in a crowd pleasing 2 minute master's Challenge duel.
OOO OOO OOO defeated FINGERS BROOKE in a exciting 1 minute Challenge fight.
MMMMBUHHH was devastated by BLOOD ORANGE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge brawl.
SNUFFY was overpowered by JOUBERT KLEE in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
JIMI HENDRIX viciously subdued ARLENE ROSS in a action packed 2 minute expert's fight.
CORBIN ROSS viciously subdued VETERAN MERCENARY in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided duel.
TRIA SKATHACH was unbelievably bested by JIM in a 3 minute gory fight.
ROBERT JOHNSON savagely defeated NIMBLE NIMBUS in a 2 minute gory melee.
CLOUD ATLAS overpowered SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 1 minute one-sided match.
CIRRUS bested POLITE BEGGAR in a 2 minute amateur's conflict.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         PARRY-LUNGE        2 -   1 -  2      67  |
|AIMED BLOW                       5         SLASHING ATTACK   17 -  10 -  1      63  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         PARRY-STRIKE       5 -   3 -  0      63  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         LUNGING ATTACK    16 -  11 -  1      59  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         WALL OF STEEL      9 -   8 -  1      53  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         STRIKING ATTACK   18 -  17 -  0      51  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         AIMED BLOW        17 -  17 -  1      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         TOTAL PARRY        9 -  10 -  0      47  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         BASHING ATTACK     5 -   9 -  0      36  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 653 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  2         4  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         2  SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         3 -  2     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  1         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  UNCLE JUNIOR 4300          14  12  0  115 FANDILS (75)
SLASHING ATTACK  KURT COBAIN 4253           13  12  0   91 THE 27 CLUB (374)
TOTAL PARRY      SNUFFY 4263                14  11  0   79 FANDILS (75)
AIMED BLOW       ARLENE ROSS 4302           16  13  0   74 BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (74)
LUNGING ATTACK   FINGERS BROOKE 4345        10   7  2   39 BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (74)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is JIMI HENDRIX 4251.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was WHAT WATER? 3917.  The ten other most popular fighters were JIMI HENDRIX 
4251, CORBIN ROSS 4250, JIM 4315, ROBERT JOHNSON 4346, JOUBERT KLEE 4249, OOO OOO OOO 
4281, TRIA SKATHACH 4347, CIRRUS 4357, UNCLE JUNIOR 4300, and IRVIN 4257.

The least popular fighter this week was NIMBLE NIMBUS 4358.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were MMMMBUHHH 4292, KURT COBAIN 4253, DA1 4359, DA1 4361, ARLENE 
ROSS 4302, SNUFFY 4263, FINGERS BROOKE 4345, CLOUD ATLAS 4356, BLOOD ORANGE 4354, and 
IRVIN 4257.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

UNCLE JUNIOR (46-4300) FANDILS (75)

                 NEW TEAMS IN THE TEMPORARY TOURNAMENT ARENA (DM 85)

Please note that all new teams created at the Face-to-Face were temporarily placed in 
a temporary Tournament Arena, DM 85.  If you requested that your team be placed in a 
specific arena, it has already transferred to that arena.  Effective immediately, any 
teams placed in DM 85 and not transferred out to another arena, will be automatically 
deleted a month after the tournament.  If you have questions about any of your teams, 
please contact Customer Service. -- RSI