DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 11/10/2014 Duedate: 11/22/2014
ARDIVENT ARENA
DM-46 TURN-696
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
DEATHSCAR
BLACK COLOSSUS (359)
(46-3989) [14-2-1,164]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
DEATHSCAR POSITION IS EMPTY
BLACK COLOSSUS (359)
(46-3989) [14-2-1,164]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
DEATHSCAR EARL
BLACK COLOSSUS (359) FANDILS (75)
(46-3989) [14-2-1,164] (46-4429) [6-6-0,33]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
WE GOT GAME (289)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. WE GOT GAME (289) 48
2. BLACK COLOSSUS (359) 36 BLACK COLOSSUS (359)
3. FANDILS (75) 20 Unchartered Team
4. BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (74) 7
5. THE 27 CLUB (374) -1 MILK BOYS (301)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 BLACK COLOSSUS (359) 18 2 1 90.0 1/ 2 WE GOT GAME (289) 10 2 0
2/ 3 WE GOT GAME (289) 59 38 3 60.8 2/ 1 THE 27 CLUB (374) 7 7 1
3/ 2 FANDILS (75) %1337 896 46 59.9 3/ 3 BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (74) 6 9 0
4/ 4 THE 27 CLUB (374) 142 109 4 56.6 4/ 4 BLACK COLOSSUS (359) 3 0 1
5/ 5 BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (74) 803 %1230 28 39.5 5/ 5 FANDILS (75) 3 4 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
I can't believe the violence in ARDIVENT! I still haven't told Mom I'm writing
Spyreports. She'd have a cow! Well, here we go... Too bad, THE 27 CLUB, but WE GOT
GAME was just too good to be stopped. MVP award for KASPAROV? WE GOT GAME's proud
of him after beating WINEHOUSE and getting 19 points. Talk about yer big time
losers! WINEHOUSE got smashed by KASPAROV, and lost 16 points! Don't you think the
Duelmaster is being unfair? I think DEATHSCAR should let BLIND OWL be Duelmaster for
a while, without fighting about it. I hear the top team insists all their warriors
get nine hours sleep. They want photogenic fighters for PR photos.
So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway? It can't be for these
really neat Spyreports can it? THE 27 CLUB was ARDIVENT's most avoided team. Is
there some award for that? Hhmph! What kind of warriors are WE GOT GAME? THE 27
CLUB, an easy team to beat if I ever saw one, can't get them to accept an invitation!
Can BLUVALLEY WARRIORS' BROOKE JONES be more popular than me? She was challenged the
most, but is that really the same?
Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other! Don't you guys ever give
it a break? It was kind of sad, seeing old BLIND OWL stumbling around the arena,
before DEATHSCAR finished him off. Oh well! I see BLIND OWL got killed by DEATHSCAR
of BLACK COLOSSUS. Now I want to see some serious Bloodfeud action out there! Hey
you guys, don't you think your families would like to hear from you? Write! (Or
have someone write for you.)
I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid. Who would've guessed I'd be
a famous Spyreporter? I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it
quits. Remember you guys, ease up sometimes! Chill out! Later, Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DEATHSCAR 3989 14 2 1 164 BLACK COLOSSUS (359)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CAPABLANCA 3105 17 12 0 95 WE GOT GAME (289)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
NIMZOVICH 3279 14 6 1 84 WE GOT GAME (289)
-CASPER JOHN 4428 10 5 0 78 FANDILS (75)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-UNCLE LEROY 4435 5 1 0 66 FANDILS (75)
-JEROME 4418 8 3 1 59 FANDILS (75)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
KASPAROV 4450 5 2 0 56 WE GOT GAME (289)
PIGPEN 4432 5 4 1 54 THE 27 CLUB (374)
ROCKSOCK JONES 4412 9 19 1 47 BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (74)
HEREFORD JONES 4413 9 19 0 46 BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (74)
WINEHOUSE 4433 7 5 0 34 THE 27 CLUB (374)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
EARL 4429 6 6 0 33 FANDILS (75)
BROOKE JONES 4455 4 2 0 33 BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (74)
LORENS KLU 4431 6 8 0 26 BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (74)
MILDRED LEONA 4434 5 3 1 25 FANDILS (75)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BILLY JOE 4439 3 6 0 17 BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (74)
FREAKY TAH 4440 2 2 0 14 THE 27 CLUB (374)
RUY LOPEZ 4461 1 0 0 13 WE GOT GAME (289)
POLGAR 4463 1 1 0 8 WE GOT GAME (289)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
BLIND OWL 4381 19 15 2 THE 27 CLUB 374 DEATHSCAR 3989 696
DA1 4464 0 1 0 THE 27 CLUB 374 DARK CHAMPION 696 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Deathscar does it again! Salute. -- Fandil The Wise
Rocksock -- I get it. I rocked you while you were putting on your socks? -- Uncle
Leroy (Who never wears socks)
Capablanca -- Smart challenge, you cretin! You knew I wanted a checkers game, not a
chess game. I got rooked! -- Casper John
Pigpen -- I hate losing to a lout like you. (sigh) -- Mildred Leona
Health. Humility. Honor. The Red Sands await us all. -- WOF
God luck to all in The Mailer, and Happy Halloween! -- The Fandils
Casper John -- The strategy tweak seems to have worked. Wouldn't you say? --
Capablanca
Hereford Jones -- Thereford Jones, everywhere a Jones! -- Nimzovich, Poet Laureate of
his generation
Brooke Jones -- You sure can take a beating! Mama said never hit a girl, but after
the 10th hit and you *still* hadn't gone down, well I had to finish what I started.
Didn't I? -- Kasparov
Introducing, for your dueling pleasure, Polgar, possibly the best female player of
all time. -- Chess Master, mgr We Got Game (a wholly owned subsidiary of Trump
Gladiatorial Enterprises)
I was most challenged? But... WHY? -- Rocksock Jones
Earl -- And think what a great career oportunity you have there! Everyone wants
their day made. -- Rocksock Jones
Chess Master -- Only if the basket is on the ground. -- Rocksock Jones
An unimpressive two-three. Bah. -- Rocksock Jones
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
DA1 was barely slain by DARK CHAMPION in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
KASPAROV devastated WINEHOUSE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
MILDRED LEONA overcame FREAKY TAH in a 1 minute Challenge match.
POLGAR was overpowered by BROOKE JONES in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
DEATHSCAR butchered BLIND OWL in a 1 minute one-sided Title fight.
CAPABLANCA demolished M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
NIMZOVICH vanquished VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
PIGPEN overpowered ROCKSOCK JONES in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
HEREFORD JONES was narrowly defeated by THE HONEST MERCHANT in a 5 minute melee.
LORENS KLU lost to EARL in a popular 3 minute duel.
BILLY JOE won victory over FRIENDLY CONSTABLE in a 1 minute duel.
RUY LOPEZ overpowered SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 6 SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 1 - 0 75 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 5 PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 1 - 0 67 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 AIMED BLOW 32 - 25 - 3 56 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 WALL OF STEEL 13 - 11 - 0 54 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 LUNGING ATTACK 22 - 22 - 0 50 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 10 - 11 - 0 48 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 4 - 0 43 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 STRIKING ATTACK 6 - 8 - 0 43 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 0 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 2 - 0 0 |
|TOTAL PARRY 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 696 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 5 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 3 AIMED BLOW
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 2 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 3 BASHING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 2 WALL OF STEEL
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 1 2 LUNGING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 0 - 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW DEATHSCAR 3989 14 2 1 164 BLACK COLOSSUS (359)
WALL OF STEEL CAPABLANCA 3105 17 12 0 95 WE GOT GAME (289)
LUNGING ATTACK KASPAROV 4450 5 2 0 56 WE GOT GAME (289)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is DEATHSCAR 3989. The most popular warrior this turn
was EARL 4429. The ten other most popular fighters were HEREFORD JONES 4413, LORENS
KLU 4431, DA1 4464, PIGPEN 4432, KASPAROV 4450, MILDRED LEONA 4434, BROOKE JONES
4455, CAPABLANCA 3105, NIMZOVICH 3279, and BILLY JOE 4439.
The least popular fighter this week was ROCKSOCK JONES 4412. The other ten least
popular fighters were BLIND OWL 4381, WINEHOUSE 4433, RUY LOPEZ 4461, DEATHSCAR 3989,
POLGAR 4463, FREAKY TAH 4440, BILLY JOE 4439, NIMZOVICH 3279, CAPABLANCA 3105, and
BROOKE JONES 4455.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
OOO OOO OOO (46-4281) YOU DON'T SAY! (377)
FACE-TO-FACE TOURNEY LIII
ADM TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
JIMI HENDRIX 4251 (24-22-0) 1 3 0 THE 27 CLUB
CHALLENGERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
OOO OOO OOO 4281 (5-1-0) 10 3 0 YOU DON'T SAY!
ADEPTS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
MMMMBUHHH 4292 (6-3-3) 5 3 0 YOU DON'T SAY!
INITIATES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
MATTHEAS 4398 (4-0-1) 2 3 0 WRATHMEN
BAERUS 4399 (2-2-1) 1 3 0 WRATHMEN
TYNARAE 4401 (4-0-1) 0 3 0 WRATHMEN
APPRENTICES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
BROKEN HEART 3337 (0-0-0) 1 3 0 I AM JACK'S
HEADSMAN 4423 (0-0-0) 1 3 0 DUNGEON CELL
* * * * * MEMO * * * * *
From: The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To: All Managers
In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's
cramp, census forms will be provided for warriors by request only, effective
immediately. Managers may register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by
simply writing them on a separate piece of paper and submitting them to the
Commission. Each warrior may have up to 15 favorite sayings. Each saying must be
categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, Victory and may be up to 80 characters long.
For any questions, please contact the Gladiatorial Commission.