DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 02/29/2016 Duedate: 03/12/2016
ARDIVENT ARENA
DM-46 TURN-730
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
GRANDMA CLARA
FANDILS (75)
(46-4504) [9-7-0,98]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
GRANDMA CLARA POSITION IS EMPTY
FANDILS (75)
(46-4504) [9-7-0,98]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
RUY LOPEZ GRANDMA CLARA
WE GOT GAME (289) FANDILS (75)
(46-4461) [13-10-1,75] (46-4504) [9-7-0,98]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
FANDILS (75)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. FANDILS (75) 61
2. THE 27 CLUB (374) 0 FANDILS (75)
3. WE GOT GAME (289) -24 Unchartered Team
DARQUE FORCES (290)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 4 FANDILS (75) %1396 947 48 59.6 1/ 3 FANDILS (75) 8 5 0
2/ 5 WE GOT GAME (289) 113 79 9 58.9 2- 1 THE 27 CLUB (374) 6 2 1
3- 6 THE 27 CLUB (374) 168 135 7 55.4 3/ 2 WE GOT GAME (289) 3 3 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
I was going on vacation, see? Surf, sun... But what do those bums say? "Hit
the road, Debby Tonte. ARDIVENT needs a spyreport." Oh, well. Too bad, THE 27
CLUB, but FANDILS was just too good to be stopped. MVP award for EARL? FANDILS'
proud of him after beating VIRGINAL CONCUBINE and getting 22 points. Talk about yer
major upsets! RUY LOPEZ's match with GRANDMA CLARA cost him a loss of 14 points!
What a putz! WINEHOUSE fights so hard to be Duelmaster, then quits fighting and
loses the title. No one said she was a genius... Was that a tear I saw in GRANDMA
CLARA's eye, as she took over Duelmastership? And wasn't RUY LOPEZ fit to be tied!
I hear the top team insists all their warriors get nine hours sleep. They want
photogenic fighters for PR photos.
I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies. Really, I just
wing this stuff. THE 27 CLUB was the most avoided team. Is a 168-135-7 record
really that scary? I don't know what FANDILS' been doing. They certainly haven't
been accepting many fights from THE 27 CLUB, that's fer sher. Can WE GOT GAME's RUY
LOPEZ be more popular than me? He was challenged the most, but is that really the
same?
Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds. All ARDIVENT ever talks about is fighting!
Me, I'm more laid back. What if they had a fight and nobody showed up? I'd be out
of a job, that's what!!!
Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain. Soak it in cold water, and hand
wash. I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it quits. I had a fun
time, see you later-- Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GRANDMA CLARA 4504 9 7 0 98 FANDILS (75)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-WINEHOUSE 4433 14 9 0 102 THE 27 CLUB (374)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
EARL 4429 14 15 0 79 FANDILS (75)
RUY LOPEZ 4461 13 10 1 75 WE GOT GAME (289)
-FREAKY TAH 4440 9 5 2 74 THE 27 CLUB (374)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LINCOLN HILLS 4506 12 8 1 64 FANDILS (75)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-PIGPEN 4432 10 11 1 48 THE 27 CLUB (374)
DEEP BLUE 4537 4 3 0 43 WE GOT GAME (289)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-LOUIS CHAUVIN 4496 4 1 0 31 THE 27 CLUB (374)
CANTEX 4527 8 5 0 29 FANDILS (75)
MAXWELL CHARLES 4554 3 1 0 26 FANDILS (75)
-PETROSIAN 4520 3 2 0 24 WE GOT GAME (289)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-NAT JAFFE 4495 3 2 1 18 THE 27 CLUB (374)
-CARLSEN 4523 3 2 1 13 WE GOT GAME (289)
-POKORNA 4521 2 2 0 8 WE GOT GAME (289)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
INQUISITOR 4422 11 8 0 DUNGEON CELL 388 RUY LOPEZ 4461 727
PERSONAL ADS
A salute to well-deserving Duelmaster Winehouse. -- Fandil The Wise
Winehouse, you can sing better than me. Is that really fair? -- Grandma Clara
Pigpen, you dirtied my record and made me realize the stench of my fighting ability.
-- Cantex
Ruy Lopez, well I kept you away from Grandma, but did little else. Salute. -- Earl
0-3? I need some ..... Health. Humility. Honor. -- WOF
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
GRANDMA CLARA devastated RUY LOPEZ in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
LINCOLN HILLS vanquished DEEP BLUE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
EARL demolished VIRGINAL CONCUBINE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
CANTEX outwaited FRATSFAN NOBLE in a slow 11 minute contest.
MAXWELL CHARLES overpowered FRIENDLY CONSTABLE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 PARRY-LUNGE 4 - 1 - 0 80 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 SLASHING ATTACK 16 - 9 - 1 64 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 AIMED BLOW 9 - 6 - 0 60 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 TOTAL PARRY 13 - 10 - 0 57 |
|AIMED BLOW 0 BASHING ATTACK 13 - 10 - 0 57 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 LUNGING ATTACK 21 - 17 - 3 55 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 STRIKING ATTACK 4 - 4 - 1 50 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 3 - 0 0 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 3 - 0 0 |
|WALL OF STEEL 0 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 730 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 4 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 3 BASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 AIMED BLOW
SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 TOTAL PARRY
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK GRANDMA CLARA 4504 9 7 0 98 FANDILS (75)
BASHING ATTACK LINCOLN HILLS 4506 12 8 1 64 FANDILS (75)
SLASHING ATTACK DEEP BLUE 4537 4 3 0 43 WE GOT GAME (289)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is RUY LOPEZ 4461. The most popular warrior this turn
was GRANDMA CLARA 4504. The ten other most popular fighters were LINCOLN HILLS 4506,
EARL 4429, MAXWELL CHARLES 4554, RUY LOPEZ 4461, DEEP BLUE 4537, CANTEX 4527, 0, 0,
0, and 0.
The least popular fighter this week was CANTEX 4527. The other ten least popular
fighters were DEEP BLUE 4537, RUY LOPEZ 4461, MAXWELL CHARLES 4554, EARL 4429,
LINCOLN HILLS 4506, GRANDMA CLARA 4504, 0, 0, 0, and 0.
CHALLENGES AND AVOIDS
To clarify: You issue Challenges to warriors, but Avoid teams.
To Challenge, write that warrior's name and ID# in the space provided.
To Avoid, write the team's name and Team ID in that space.
Make sure you include the ID!
* * * * * MEMO * * * * *
From: The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To: All Managers
In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately. Managers may
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission. Each warrior may have
up to 15 favorite sayings. Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch,
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long. For any questions, please contact the
Gladiatorial Commission.