DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER Date : 08/29/2016 Duedate: 09/10/2016 ARDIVENT ARENA DM-46 TURN-740 This Weeks Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS GRANDMA CLARA FANDILS (75) (46-4504) [14-12-0,90] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader GRANDMA CLARA POSITION IS EMPTY FANDILS (75) (46-4504) [14-12-0,90] Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite GRANDMA CLARA GRANDMA CLARA FANDILS (75) FANDILS (75) (46-4504) [14-12-0,90] (46-4504) [14-12-0,90] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM FANDILS (75) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. FANDILS (75) 46 2. DUNGEON CELL (388) -15 FANDILS (75) Unchartered Team TEAM GREED (264) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1/ 1 FANDILS (75) %1431 960 49 59.8 1/ 1 FANDILS (75) 10 3 0 2/ 2 DUNGEON CELL (388) 55 39 2 58.5 2/ 2 DUNGEON CELL (388) 2 1 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank DUELMASTER'S COLUMN Notes from the arena champ. I am Duelmaster, newly appointed Lord Protector, and done fighting. This is what I look like. 13-7-15-15-9-14-11 mode BA. I might like the QS and I did manage to squeak out AdExes in init and attack. The throne is now all yours. -- Lincoln Hills SPY REPORT If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of ARDIVENT brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too. Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see JODI BODI win a fight and gain 21 points, terribly. Tsk, tsk, U. OF E. beat HERETIC and HERETIC lost 15 points. You're breakin' my heart. Due to absence, and inability to defend the throne, LINCOLN HILLS has lost the Title of Duelmaster. Start setting that alarm earlier! And it's out with the old, in with the new, as GRANDMA CLARA takes the Title and last week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster. Heh, heh. Kickbacks and bribes, kickbacks and bribes, how else do you think some of these guys win their fights? Skill? Ha! My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start talking.' I loved that woman. DUNGEON CELL, I suppose you'll be glad to know you were this turn's most avoided team. Care to know who is the most afraid of you? And who led the way in this mass act of cowardice? Let's see, well, whatcha know? It was FANDILS. Ha ha ha ha! Some people like volunteer work in the hospitals. I volunteer for ARDIVENT's morgue. More variety. We're all going to die in the end, so why worry if the fate catches up with you sooner that later? I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for an epee. Forgive me for writing with a dagger. Just wait 'till next time I show up here, I won't be so nice! So nyaaah! I see the crowds are getting restless, I must leave now-- Snide Clemens DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME GRANDMA CLARA 4504 14 12 0 90 FANDILS (75) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME CANTEX 4527 17 6 0 76 FANDILS (75) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME U. OF E. 4559 5 3 0 47 FANDILS (75) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME HERETIC 4553 3 1 0 26 DUNGEON CELL (388) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME JODI BODI 4575 1 0 0 21 FANDILS (75) -HENCHMAN 4560 1 0 0 15 DUNGEON CELL (388) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? PERSONAL ADS Lincoln Hills is Duelmaster. Great. Lincoln Hills is a Lord Protector? Simply amazing! Wait until you see his stats. -- Fandil The Wise Heretic, you are too much for me; I am just a simple old basher and you are an OAB godling aimer. I am soooooo sad. -- U. of E. Health. Humility. Honor. The Red Sands await us all. -- WOF LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS CANTEX outwaited NOBLE ASSASSIN in a unpopular 15 minute fight. GRANDMA CLARA viciously subdued VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute gruesome Title battle. HERETIC was demolished by U. OF E. in a 1 minute uneven fight. JODI BODI devastated TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided contest. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |BASHING ATTACK 2 TOTAL PARRY 9 - 1 - 0 90 | |LUNGING ATTACK 1 AIMED BLOW 5 - 1 - 0 83 | |TOTAL PARRY 1 BASHING ATTACK 16 - 7 - 2 70 | |AIMED BLOW 1 LUNGING ATTACK 18 - 9 - 1 67 | |PARRY-LUNGE 0 SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 3 - 0 40 | |PARRY-STRIKE 0 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 3 - 0 25 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 - 0 0 | |SLASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 - 0 0 | |STRIKING ATTACK 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 | |WALL OF STEEL 0 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0 - 0 0 | Turn 740 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 1 2 LUNGING ATTACK BASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 BASHING ATTACK TOTAL PARRY 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 TOTAL PARRY PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 AIMED BLOW SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME LUNGING ATTACK GRANDMA CLARA 4504 14 12 0 90 FANDILS (75) TOTAL PARRY CANTEX 4527 17 6 0 76 FANDILS (75) BASHING ATTACK U. OF E. 4559 5 3 0 47 FANDILS (75) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is GRANDMA CLARA 4504. The most popular warrior this turn was GRANDMA CLARA 4504. The ten other most popular fighters were JODI BODI 4575, U. OF E. 4559, HERETIC 4553, CANTEX 4527, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, and 0. The least popular fighter this week was CANTEX 4527. The other ten least popular fighters were HERETIC 4553, U. OF E. 4559, JODI BODI 4575, GRANDMA CLARA 4504, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, and 0. The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn: GRANDMA CLARA (46-4504) FANDILS (75) The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn: LINCOLN HILLS (46-4506) FANDILS (75) CHALLENGES AND AVOIDS To clarify: You issue Challenges to warriors, but Avoid teams. To Challenge, write that warrior's name and ID# in the space provided. To Avoid, write the team's name and Team ID in that space. Make sure you include the ID! * * * * * MEMO * * * * * From: The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission To: All Managers In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately. Managers may register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission. Each warrior may have up to 15 favorite sayings. Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, Victory and may be up to 70 characters long. For any questions, please contact the Gladiatorial Commission.