DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 08/29/2016    Duedate: 09/10/2016

ARDIVENT ARENA

DM-46    TURN-740

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

GRANDMA CLARA
FANDILS (75)
(46-4504) [14-12-0,90]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

GRANDMA CLARA                  POSITION IS EMPTY
FANDILS (75)                   
(46-4504) [14-12-0,90]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

GRANDMA CLARA                  GRANDMA CLARA
FANDILS (75)                   FANDILS (75)
(46-4504) [14-12-0,90]         (46-4504) [14-12-0,90]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

FANDILS (75)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. FANDILS (75)                46
2. DUNGEON CELL (388)         -15      FANDILS (75)
                                       Unchartered Team

                                       TEAM GREED (264)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 FANDILS (75)             %1431 960 49 59.8   1/ 1 FANDILS (75)             10  3 0
 2/ 2 DUNGEON CELL (388)        55  39  2 58.5   2/ 2 DUNGEON CELL (388)        2  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

I am Duelmaster, newly appointed Lord Protector, and done fighting.  This is what I 
look like. 13-7-15-15-9-14-11 mode BA.  I might like the QS and I did manage to squeak 
out AdExes in init and attack.  The throne is now all yours.

                                          -- Lincoln Hills

                                      SPY REPORT

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
ARDIVENT brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  Of course, we're all terribly 
impressed to see JODI BODI win a fight and gain 21 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, U. OF 
E. beat HERETIC and HERETIC lost 15 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  Due to 
absence, and inability to defend the throne, LINCOLN HILLS has lost the Title of 
Duelmaster.  Start setting that alarm earlier!  And it's out with the old, in with 
the new, as GRANDMA CLARA takes the Title and last week's bar tab from the old 
Duelmaster.  Heh, heh.  Kickbacks and bribes, kickbacks and bribes, how else do you 
think some of these guys win their fights?  Skill?  Ha!   
     My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start 
talking.' I loved that woman.  DUNGEON CELL, I suppose you'll be glad to know you 
were this turn's most avoided team.  Care to know who is the most afraid of you?  And 
who led the way in this mass act of cowardice?  Let's see, well, whatcha know?  It 
was FANDILS.  Ha ha ha ha!   
     Some people like volunteer work in the hospitals.  I volunteer for ARDIVENT's 
morgue.  More variety.  We're all going to die in the end, so why worry if the fate 
catches up with you sooner that later?   
     I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for 
an epee.  Forgive me for writing with a dagger.  Just wait 'till next time I show up 
here, I won't be so nice!  So nyaaah!  I see the crowds are getting restless, I must 
leave now-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GRANDMA CLARA 4504           14  12  0    90       FANDILS (75)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CANTEX 4527                  17   6  0    76       FANDILS (75)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 U. OF E. 4559                 5   3  0    47       FANDILS (75)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HERETIC 4553                  3   1  0    26       DUNGEON CELL (388)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JODI BODI 4575                1   0  0    21       FANDILS (75)
-HENCHMAN 4560                 1   0  0    15       DUNGEON CELL (388)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Lincoln Hills is Duelmaster.  Great.  Lincoln Hills is a Lord Protector?  Simply 
amazing!  Wait until you see his stats. -- Fandil The Wise

Heretic, you are too much for me; I am just a simple old basher and you are an OAB 
godling aimer.  I am soooooo sad. -- U. of E.

Health. Humility. Honor.  The Red Sands await us all. -- WOF

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

CANTEX outwaited NOBLE ASSASSIN in a unpopular 15 minute fight.
GRANDMA CLARA viciously subdued VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute gruesome Title battle.
HERETIC was demolished by U. OF E. in a 1 minute uneven fight.
JODI BODI devastated TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided contest.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         TOTAL PARRY        9 -   1 -  0      90  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         AIMED BLOW         5 -   1 -  0      83  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         BASHING ATTACK    16 -   7 -  2      70  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         LUNGING ATTACK    18 -   9 -  1      67  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         SLASHING ATTACK    2 -   3 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         STRIKING ATTACK    1 -   3 -  0      25  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         WALL OF STEEL      0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 740 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  BASHING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0     
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  0     
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   GRANDMA CLARA 4504         14  12  0   90 FANDILS (75)
TOTAL PARRY      CANTEX 4527                17   6  0   76 FANDILS (75)
BASHING ATTACK   U. OF E. 4559               5   3  0   47 FANDILS (75)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is GRANDMA CLARA 4504.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was GRANDMA CLARA 4504.  The ten other most popular fighters were JODI BODI 
4575, U. OF E. 4559, HERETIC 4553, CANTEX 4527,  0,  0,  0,  0,  0, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was CANTEX 4527.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were HERETIC 4553, U. OF E. 4559, JODI BODI 4575, GRANDMA CLARA 4504,  0,  
0,  0,  0,  0, and  0.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

GRANDMA CLARA (46-4504) FANDILS (75)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

LINCOLN HILLS (46-4506) FANDILS (75)

                                CHALLENGES AND AVOIDS

To clarify:  You issue Challenges to warriors, but Avoid teams.  
To Challenge, write that warrior's name and ID# in the space provided. 
To Avoid, write the team's name and Team ID in that space. 
Make sure you include the ID!

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately.  Managers may 
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a 
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.  Each warrior may have 
up to 15 favorite sayings.  Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, 
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long.  For any questions, please contact the 
Gladiatorial Commission.