DUELMASTERS NEWSLETTER

Date   : 10/07/2003    Duedate: 11/03/2003

NORTH FORK ARENA

DM-47    TURN-203

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

JUMBO MUMBO
SPOONERTIKS (523)
(47-4714) [19-1-1,155]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

JUMBO MUMBO                    MIMI
SPOONERTIKS (523)              DREWS CREW (546)
(47-4714) [19-1-1,155]         (47-4990) [1-2-0,21]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

100% COLUMBIAN                 STRAW FIRE
COFFEE RULES! (505)            LAND OF OZ (217)
(47-4874) [10-6-2,86]          (47-4350) [11-7-0,83]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

SPOONERTIKS (523)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. PURE POISON (478)           34
2. THE BEAR'S PAW (150)        31      SPOONERTIKS (523)
3. ROYAL FLUSH (48)            30      Unchartered Team
4. COFFEE RULES! (505)         29
5. THE FEDERATION (539)        27      MY DAY (557)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 SPOONERTIKS (523)         67  28  4 70.5   1/ 1 SPOONERTIKS (523)        12  3 2
 2- 2*BORDEAUX - SAINTES (561)   7   3  0 70.0   2/ 2 COFFEE RULES! (505)      12  3 1
 3/ 3 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)   205 117 16 63.7   3/ 4 ROYAL FLUSH (48)          9  6 0
 4/ 5 LAND OF OZ (217)         365 258 11 58.6   4/ 3 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)    9  6 0
 5/ 7 COFFEE RULES! (505)       78  57  3 57.8   5/ 8 DRAKE'S COMICS (463)      8  7 1
 6/ 6 DRAKE'S COMICS (463)     121  91  4 57.1   6/ 9*MY DAY (557)              8  7 0
 7/ 8 ROYAL FLUSH (48)         538 420 29 56.2   7- 7*BORDEAUX - SAINTES (561)  7  3 0
 8/ 4*MY DAY (557)               8   7  0 53.3   8/ 5 THE BEAR'S PAW (150)      7  8 1
 9/ 9 THE BEAR'S PAW (150)     256 239 26 51.7   9/10 LAND OF OZ (217)          7  8 0
10/20*MIXED-UP MIXERS (558)      1   1  0 50.0  10/12 THE FEDERATION (539)      6  8 0
11/11 CARNIVAL (411)           130 135  7 49.1  11/ 6 CARNIVAL (411)            6  9 0
12-12 WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541)  25  26  1 49.0  12/15*DREWS CREW (546)          5  5 0
13/13 THE FEDERATION (539)      37  40  1 48.1  13/14 SCREEN DREAMS (488)       5  7 2
14/10*DREWS CREW (546)           7   8  0 46.7  14/ 0 PURE POISON (478)         4  1 1
15-14 MEL'S DRAGOONS (553)      61  71  2 46.2  15-11 WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541)  3  2 0
16/ 0 PURE POISON (478)         21  29  2 42.0  16/19 THE MIDDLE WAY 3 (506)    3  9 0
17/15 SCREEN DREAMS (488)       54  79  5 40.6  17/ 0 FANTASTIC FIVE (477)      2  3 1
18/16 THE MIDDLE WAY 3 (506)    75 112  2 40.1  18/18*AVENGER HAMMERZ (556)     2  8 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/ 0 THE 7TH ORDER (294)       50  75  6 40.0  19/20*MIXED-UP MIXERS (558)     1  1 0
20/ 0 FANTASTIC FIVE (477)      19  35  1 35.2  20-13 MEL'S DRAGOONS (553)      1  4 0
21/19*AVENGER HAMMERZ (556)      2   8  0 20.0  21/ 0 THE 7TH ORDER (294)       1  4 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

                    North Fork's Swampvivor Competition:  Turn 15

     Yeeeeee Haaaaaaaaaaaaw!  Welcome to da Swamp.
     Turn 15, and still more surprises!  Of course, with only 6 left, you can sort of
consider every team as a contender, but I have to say, a yet another high profile
contender was eliminated from Swampvivor.  No it wasn't Spoonertiks with their
Current Top Team and Duelmastership.  No.  It wasn't Carnival and their multitude of
bonus points for entertaining the masses with their drivel.  It wasn't even the
Swampvivor MC's stable.  No, for the second turn in a row, one of the very top teams
in Swamp Jeopardy was eliminated, as The Bear's Paw, ye ole team of 11 million points
plus change, the leaders in the Swamp Jeopardy competition, fall by the wayside,
virtually wiping out any chances of sweeping the championship awards.
     Swampvivor competition is now down to the fantastic five.

Team updates:

CARNIVAL - 5 points for spotlight.  5 Points for personal ads, 200 bonus points for
team spotlight.  Total score for turn 15 - (647 points)
Bear Keeper - 11 Points for Bashmaster
Threekard - 113 points for challenge, 23 points for overall popularity leader, 102 points for turns most popular, 14 points for lungemaster, 271 points for graduating
Franc N'Steen - 36 points for win
Perfect Parri - 0 points.
Crabbs - 36 points for win, 31 points for #6 most popular

COFFEE RULES - 24 points for TOM#4, 5 points for personal ads.  Total score for turn
15 - (426 points)
Bombay - 72 points for win, 17 points for challenge
101 Proof! - 14 points for challenge, 10 points for #10 Popular
Sugar Cube - 48 points for win
Latte - 72 points for win
100% Columbian - 72 points for win, 92 points for #2 most popular.

DRAKE'S COMICS - 5 points for personal ads, 5 points for short spotlight, - Total
score for turn 15, (143 points)
Quicksilver - 36 points for win, 36 points for up & coming adept.
Juddlenaught - 0 points
The Mighty Sore - 48 points for win
Vallet - 0 points
Captain Marble - 13 points for challenge

ROYAL FLUSH - 25 points for long spot.  5 points for Personal ads, 36 points for TOM
#3,  Total Score for turn 15 -  (321 points)
King Crab - 2 point penalty for #11 unpopular.
Ten O'Chtitlan - 24 points for win, 82 points for #3 most popular
Black Jack Shelack - 0 points
Ace Bailey - 24 points for win, 75 points for up and coming champion
Queen of Denial - 36 points for win, 16 points for challenge

SPOONERTIKS - 71 points for Top Chartered Team, 38 points for TOM#2, 5 points for
Personal Ads, 1728 points for current top team - Total score for turn 15 (2370
points)
Mutus Braximus - 24 points for win, 10 points for kill
Jumbo Mumbo - 76 points for win, 147 points for DM, 74 points for chartered
recognition leader, 10 points for wastemaster, 20 points for most challenged
Ivan Poisy - 24 points for win
Tent in Quarantino - 24 points for win, 95 points for aimmaster
Stroke Broker - 24 points for win

THE BEAR'S PAW - 5 points for Personal Ads, 5 points for spotlight.  Total score for
turn 15 - (136 points)
Grinnon Bearit - 78 points for win
Bearnaise - 8 point penalty for #9 unpopular
Honey Bear - 0 points
Bear Acuda - 24 points for win, 4 points for Plungemaster
Bearfoot - 28 points for challenge

SWAMPVIVOR TURN 15 RESULTS (200 point bonuses included in scores)

TEAM                  Score Bonus
1. SPOONERTIKS (523)   2370
2. CARNIVAL (411)       847 "200"
3. COFFEE RULES! (505)  426
4. ROYAL FLUSH (48)     321
5. DRAKE'S COMICS (463) 143
6. THE BEAR'S PAW (150) 136  ELIMINATED

You realize that this means that had newcomer Bearnice not been on the least popular
warrior listing for the turn, it would have been Drake's Comics that were eliminated
instead of The Bear's Paw

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SWAMP JEOPARDY STANDINGS AFTER TURN 15 (bonus points not included)

TEAM                        Score Bonus Last Turn
1. THE BEAR'S PAW (150)  11413465 "600" 1
2. SPOONERTIKS (523)        11039       3
3. MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)   10072 "200" 2
4. ROYAL FLUSH (48)          7011       4
5. COFFEE RULES! (505)       6839 "400" 5
6. CARNIVAL (411)            4213 "1400 8
7. DRAKE'S COMICS (463)      3978 "400" 7
8. SCREEN DREAMS (488)       3928 "600" 6
9. THE FEDERATION (539)       903 "200" 9
10. THE MIDDLE WAY 3 (506)   -726 "800" 10

The Middle Way picked up the bonus points for best personal ad.

     Despite getting knocked out of Swampvivor, The Bear's Paw lead in Swamp Jeopardy
remains virtually insurmountable.  As long as Kat keeps fighting to the end of
Swampvivor, he seems set to take the title.
     Spoonertiks ride their 5-0-1 turn into a move past Mystic Orc Feast for second
place, while Coffee Rules closes the gap on Royal Flush for 4th.  Carnival leaps past
Drake's Comics and Screen Dreams from 8th to 6th, or should I say Screen Dreams lose
two positions dropping from 6th to 8th.
     Turn 16 appears to have some crucial factors coming into play for Swampvivor.
Carny needs to win a bloodfeud, or else there will be heavy penalties for not
avenging the death of a veteran boxing official in Ring D'Bell.  However, if Bear
Keeper should revenge the BF with Bear Keeper, the Keeper will score significant
points for an ADM invite, as well as avoiding penalties.  Seems like Carny is in
control of his own destiny.  Unless of course, someone else in the Swampvivorfest
(like yours truly) should happen to pull an 0-5 turn, then things could prove
interesting.

Crip
MC of the Swampvivor and Swamp Jeopardy Competitions
Mngr of Royal Flush

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                                SWAMPVIVOR, CARNIVAL

     HURRY!  HURRY!  HURRY!  Walk this way...No, not the way I, We walk.  In this
direction.  It is I, We, TUTO TWOHEADS, all the way from the besieged Aruak City.  I,
We call upon you to enlist right here, right now, if you have honor, honesty,
probity, justness, rectitude, goodness and constancy, ride to defend ARUAK CITY from
invaders of lowness, baseness, low regard, disdain, shame, disgrace, infamy and
debasement.  Be an exalted hero, sign right now...As a surprise, I, We bring you,
also from fair ARUAK CITY, where she placed a curse on the invaders...the lovely one
herself...STARRY GAZE...Give her a hand!!!
     THANK YOU, thank you TUTO.  A pleasure to work with the two of you...Folks, as
you know SWAMPVIVOR is within the limits of Mercury and Mercury is beholden to humid
places, swamps and also oddly enough embroidering.  I can reveal to the wise that the
sun will soon be a bicorporeal which is the time to repeat failed tactics.  I advise
you to count the signs between the moon and Mercury and if they come out even in your
house lighten up on armor...As you may perhaps remember I revealed to you that
THREEKARD would be invited to the ISLE on the cycle sign...202...yes 202...when it
meets the significator of 13 wins plus 9 defeats which equals 22...Now to
SWAMPVIVOR...BEAR'S PAW...An ex-lover will contact you or perhaps you are due a
painful rash...MYSTIC ORCS...Stay away from water, tall bashers and mashed
potatoes...SPOONERTICS...Indications of a clash with THREEKARD which may go non-
positive...ROYAL FLUSH...Expect to be blamed for breaking blades and for kicking
dogs...COFFEE RULES...I see a trend to green tea.  Your lucky number is 539 unless
that is also the name of a song...DRAKES COMICS...Do the right thing, give the 200
bonus points to CARNIVAL and promise not to cheat anymore...SCREEN DREAMS...Look up
as a pot of Silver coins is falling your way...FEDERATION...Your powers of
assimilation are being tested for hidden truths...MIDDLE WAY...Your obsessive
compulsion for the center will earn you a mid-sized chariot filled with Karmic credit
that will amaze all...I THANK YOU ALL!!!

               STARRY GAZE, CARNIVAL

     >)]H[(< + -----:----- + >)] The Free Cities #69 [(< + -----:----- + >)]H[(<

Zukal:

     Ghenis watched the ship _Relentless_ ease out into the channel and brushed his
hands together.  It was bound for Niatoli to further certain interests of the dark
cult.  On it was Veleks, and Cousin Og, who would look after the small thief...one
way or another.  Which freed him to attend to other matters.
     First of those other matters was a meeting with Pelishtekan, the Ferencian who
was currently the 'chief priest' of the cult.  Ghenis scowled to hide his grimace of
disgust.  He didn't like the Ferencian.  In fact, he loathed the man.  But it wasn't
necessary to like him, not really.  As long as Pelishtekan did his job, nothing else
counted.
     And right now, the man's job was to explain what manner of creature, monster, or
whatever was hunting over the lands just north of Zukal.  And how the damned thing
could be fought and destroyed.  It was in the way of certain plans that he had made
for the benefit of the dark cult...and of himself, of course.  The dark power did not
expect his minions to work for nothing but the joy of it.
     Ghenis left the waterfront behind and wove his way through the twisted and
noisome alleys of one of Zukal's poorest districts.  The cult always had its centers
among the homes of the poor.  They were the ones who had something to gain from it,
and nothing to lose, from shaking up the old order, after all.  Ghenis smiled just a
little.  He liked shaking things up.
     The cult was headquartered in a tall narrow building squeezed between other tall
narrow buildings.  The cellar, which was dark and always damp and divided into tiny
rooms no more than six feet square, was used for...storage.  More or less.  The
ground floor, reached by going down half a dozen steps from street level, was the
shrine itself.  The level above that was where the main work of the cult was done,
the plotting and planning, the gathering of information, the good stuff.  Above that,
two floors of small rooms where members of the cult lived if they couldn't do better
for themselves.  And on the top floor, the pigeons that carried messages from points
as distant as Zuwayza and Murska in the north, Rocanis, Xochithlan, and even Tricorus
in the south.  Most people had no idea how far the cult reached.
     Which was another source of amusement to Ghenis.  The authorities here in Zukal,
the very heart of the cult, had no idea that it was anything more than a handful of
dissatisfied commoners meeting to worship some petty godling.  Ha!  If Bey Sekahos
knew how near he stood to the rim of disaster, how fast he was sliding down the slope
into hell--!  Even the Bandit Princes, who had a clearer understanding of their city,
didn't know that the cult was gaining power daily and would soon be ready to make its
move.  IF the monster north of the city could be dealt with.
     Ghenis pushed open the door and stepped toward Pelishtekan's office.

Near Malcorn:

     The finger of light slid across the surface of the tall stone and touched the
worn carvings, which leaped into sudden clarity.  The little clearing, which had been
empty except for Lord Malcorn and Tiljanz al Burgos, the young Karnhorn diplomat, was
suddenly full of shadows.  Or something.  Tiljanz could feel the weight of a dozen
minds thinking about him--calculating minds, hostile minds, hungry ones.  He held
himself still and quiet with difficulty.  This was Lord Malcorn's meeting; he himself
was just present as a witness.
     Words came out of the darkness, hollow as caves, clear as trumpets.  "Why are
you here, Malcorn?"
     "To demand that you enforce your side of the agreement we made, Dregur," the
lord of Malcorn replied.  If a great tree had spoken, its voice might have sounded
like that.
     "Our side?  What have we, the true and original lords of all the land between
the lakes, to 'enforce' at the command of an ephemeral like you?"
     "Do not play games with me.  A deal was made and sworn under just such a moon,
that the dregur would attack only those who entered this land at the command of the
Easterner Inzolas.  In return for this, you were released from the Silent Place."
     "And if we choose now to disregard that 'deal' you speak of?"  Idle inquiry.
     "The Silent Place is still there."
     "You think you could return us to that captivity?"  Scorn and amusement.  "You?"
     "If you do not keep your side of the agreement," now Malcorn's voice was like
iron, cold black iron, "I will return you to that captivity.  Me."  At that moment,
Tiljanz did not doubt that Blackie would do just that, whatever the cost to himself.
     "We did make an oath."  The voice was the same, but different.  A different
dregur speaking, Tiljanz thought.  "The oath is a binding already.  He could do it."
Warning, cool consideration.
     "Because a few of us have chosen to Hunt freely, as we used to?  Unfair!  This
land was OURS.  If we stretch out our hand to take it back, where is the injustice in
that?"  Passion.
     "The injustice is in the breaking of our oath.  The land itself will reject an
oathbreaker.  It has always been so."  Stern command.  "We must keep our part of the
bargain, or by our failure we release Lord Malcorn from his.  And he could then
return us to the Silent Place, if he is willing to pay the price."  A pause.  "And
you can see that he is so willing."
     Objection.  "Those who Hunt alone will not be called back to the kennel, even by
you."
     Unyielding command.  "Then I myself will lead a Hunt against them."

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

Hail, Forkers!!

Well, I firmly expect this to be my last mortal fight here.  It's my 20th arena
fight, I've got the PP's and minimum ratings (if not the new 'total skills'
requirement for an early invite) so even if I lose this cycle I *should* receive my
invite.

That's as long as I don't die....

Famous last words?  I hope not!

Whatever though, it's been great fun.  Fully expecting a final feud from Threekard
this time out, so can't remember who I challenged.  Looks like The Mighty Sore is top
contender if I do slip, so it's down to everyone else to try and stop our 'Wasteful'
domination of the throne....

Salut!

                                    Jumbo Mumbo

                                      SPY REPORT

     I can't believe the violence in NORTH FORK!  I still haven't told Mom I'm 
writing Spyreports.  She'd have a cow!  Well, here we go...  Uncool, MEL'S DRAGOONS.  
I mean 0-0-0 is bad.  Will they will be allowed to fight?  I say use 'em for training 
practice!  The guys at DRAKE'S COMICS like really pulled together to get a 3-2-0 this 
turn, moving up by 3.  What was the name of that team who got 4-1-1 this turn for a 
total 78-57-3 you ask?  (Sure)  COFFEE RULES!'s their name, and fighting's their 
game!  MVP award for 100% COLUMBIAN?  COFFEE RULES!'s proud of her after beating 
BROOMSTICK and getting 24 points.  Talk about yer big time losers!  ONE HIT WONDER 
got smashed by HONEY BEAR, and lost 20 points!  Oh, wow, like the Duelmaster must be 
the most popular gal in all NORTH FORK.  She got the most challenges.  (But what 
about proposals?) THREEKARD thinks his 13-10-1 and studly character is good enough to 
face up to the Duelmaster.  Any bets?  Don't you think the Duelmaster is being 
unfair?  I think JUMBO MUMBO should let THREEKARD be Duelmaster for a while, without 
fighting about it.  Who was the wiseguy that said NORTH FORK's Duelmaster was paying 
for drinks at The Warty Toad?  Don't look at me!   
     I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies.  Really, I just 
wing this stuff.  CARNIVAL was NORTH FORK's most avoided team.  Is there some award 
for that?  Hhmph!  What kind of warriors are ROYAL FLUSH?  CARNIVAL, an easy team to 
beat if I ever saw one, can't get them to accept an invitation!  I'm not so sure 
BLACK JACK SHELACK knew all the facts when he challenged THE MIGHTY SORE of DRAKE'S 
COMICS.  I saw BLACK JACK SHELACK stumbling and dribbling at The Warty Toad last 
week...  THE MIGHTY SORE beat BLACK JACK SHELACK, and was I surprised (right!).  But 
its a good thing THE MIGHTY SORE could stop laughing long enough to give BLACK JACK 
SHELACK a good pounding.  People were asking me did QUEEN OF DENIAL REALLY challenge 
CUP OF CAT?  (all right, maybe they didn't, but it sounded good!) It wasn't a 
spectacular fight, or anything, but CUP OF CAT wants me to write about it since he 
subdued QUEEN OF DENIAL.  Satisfied?  CHAOS must not be a good enough fighter to get 
in fair fights.  She challenged LEVIATHAN OF LARD.  13 is a big difference.  (Well, 
that's what they tell me.) I thought CHAOS showed great skill and promise when she 
was overcame by LEVIATHAN OF LARD.  All right, so I slept through it!  Big deal!   
     Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other!  Don't you guys ever give 
it a break?  What a bummer!  BROOMSTICK got wasted by 100% COLUMBIAN!  But with a 
8-8-0, I guess LAND OF OZ aren't too bummed.  What a bunch of heartless!  I couldn't 
believe how many people were snickering when LARA CROFT killed VALLET.  So he had a 
6-6-0, that's no excuse!  D'ya think ARSENIC is feeling guilty for killing DRAKE'S 
COMICS' QUICKSILVER, a mere boy?  Naah, I doubt it.  It was kind of sad, seeing old 
OPIUM stumbling around the arena, before WOLVERINE finished him off.  Oh well!  
Fight, fight, fight.  Is that all you guys can do?   
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I gotta leave.  NORTH FORK is like such a dump, and you guys smell too much!  
Its been really albendranius!  Later, guys-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JUMBO MUMBO 4714             19   1  1   155       SPOONERTIKS (523)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE MIGHTY SORE 4490         16  10  0   137       DRAKE'S COMICS (463)
 TENT IN QUARANTINO 4816      16   3  0   106       SPOONERTIKS (523)
 HONEY BEAR 3032              18  14  0   105       THE BEAR'S PAW (150)
 CUP OF CAT 4926              11   4  0   104       MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
 101 PROOF!! 4495             16  12  0    98       COFFEE RULES! (505)
 SUGAR CUBE 4617              14  10  0    95       COFFEE RULES! (505)
 BEAR KEEPER 3782             21  29  2    94       CARNIVAL (411)
 ACE BAILEY 4948               7   6  0    93       ROYAL FLUSH (48)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 100% COLUMBIAN 4874          10   6  2    86       COFFEE RULES! (505)
 JEM KATOREH 4499             18  21  1    85       THE MIDDLE WAY 3 (506)
 BLACK JACK SHELACK 4850      10   8  0    85       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 STRAW FIRE 4350              11   7  0    83       LAND OF OZ (217)
 QUEEN OF DENIAL 4896          8   8  0    82       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 ONE HIT WONDER 4680          15   6  0    81       MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
 UR BRAIN ON EGG 4703         11   8  0    79       MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
 SEKA 4612                    11  12  0    73       SCREEN DREAMS (488)
 BELANNA TORRES 4898           8   8  0    73       THE FEDERATION (539)
-BULFUR 5041                  18  13  0    71       MEL'S DRAGOONS (553)
 FOLMOR GRIGG 4501            15  24  0    69       THE MIDDLE WAY 3 (506)
 LATTE 4667                   15   7  0    67       COFFEE RULES! (505)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ASOKA 2922                   10   7  0    66       THE 7TH ORDER (294)
 FRANC N' STEEN 4649          15   6  0    65       CARNIVAL (411)
 KIRA NERYS 4941               7   4  1    62       THE FEDERATION (539)
-PROBUS 4910                   6   4  0    62       WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541)
 SPAWN 4283                    5   6  0    60       FANTASTIC FIVE (477)
 CAPTAIN MARBLE 4634          11  11  0    57       DRAKE'S COMICS (463)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RAINBOW 4553                  6   6  0    56       LAND OF OZ (217)
 DEEP FRIED LARD 4975          9   1  0    54       MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
-VESPASIAN 4932                6   6  0    54       WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541)
-LICINIUS 4912                 5   4  0    54       WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541)
 BEAR ACUDA 4995               4   3  0    54       THE BEAR'S PAW (150)
 KING CRAB 4983                5   4  0    51       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 SAMMEL 2952                  12   6  3    49       THE 7TH ORDER (294)
 LARA CROFT 4980               6   3  1    48       SCREEN DREAMS (488)
 TARRANT 3012                  8   7  2    45       THE 7TH ORDER (294)
 INCREDIBLE HULK 4280          7   4  0    45       FANTASTIC FIVE (477)
 TEN O'CHTITLAN 4982           6   3  0    45       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 ARSENIC 4285                  4   6  1    44       PURE POISON (478)
 NEDDIE OGIL 4663             10  13  0    43       THE MIDDLE WAY 3 (506)
 BEARFOOT 4875                 8   9  0    42       THE BEAR'S PAW (150)
 COURAGE 4552                  6   5  1    41       LAND OF OZ (217)
-GALLIENUS 4956                4   5  1    41       WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541)
-AUGUSTUS 4909                 3   6  0    37       WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541)
-SORN THE BALD 5037            9   9  0    36       MEL'S DRAGOONS (553)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SEVEN OF NINE 4940            7   4  0    33       THE FEDERATION (539)
 BOMBAY 5043                   5   0  0    33       COFFEE RULES! (505)
 WOLVERINE 4279                3   8  1    33       FANTASTIC FIVE (477)
 CYANIDE 4286                  2   8  1    33       PURE POISON (478)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DELARUE 5091                  2   0  0    33       BORDEAUX - SAINTES (561)
 AXE 4551                      6   5  0    30       LAND OF OZ (217)
 JADZIA-DAX 4900               6  10  0    30       THE FEDERATION (539)
 CRABBS 5093                   3   0  0    28       CARNIVAL (411)
-BORN LOSER 5032               4   1  0    25       MEL'S DRAGOONS (553)
 HENBANE 4289                  4   6  0    24       PURE POISON (478)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 STRYCHNINE 4838               6   3  0    21       PURE POISON (478)
 PERFECT PARRI 4967            4   8  0    21       CARNIVAL (411)
 MIMI 4990                     1   2  0    21       DREWS CREW (546)
 IVAN POISY 5112               2   0  0    19       SPOONERTIKS (523)
-JEAN-LUC DELPECH 5089         2   0  0    17       BORDEAUX - SAINTES (561)
-RENAUD DION 5088              1   1  0    17       BORDEAUX - SAINTES (561)
-LAVERGNE 5092                 2   0  0    15       BORDEAUX - SAINTES (561)
 RONDOL QUIGLO 4978            2   8  0    15       THE MIDDLE WAY 3 (506)
 LEVIATHAN OF LARD 5113        1   1  0    15       MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
 FRUSTRATION 5067              2   1  0    14       MY DAY (557)
 IRON MAN HAMMER 5063          1   1  0    14       AVENGER HAMMERZ (556)
 THE THING 4927                3   4  0    13       FANTASTIC FIVE (477)
 NEER BEAR 5073                1   0  0    12       MIXED-UP MIXERS (558)
 KATE 4992                     2   1  0    11       DREWS CREW (546)
 WARLOCK 4837                  1   8  0    11       FANTASTIC FIVE (477)
 MASS STUPIDITY 5068           3   0  0    10       MY DAY (557)
 BUFFY 5086                    1   2  0    10       SCREEN DREAMS (488)
 DABO GIRL 5023                2   3  0     9       THE FEDERATION (539)
 JUGGLENOUGHT 5111             1   1  0     9       DRAKE'S COMICS (463)
 MUTUS BRAXIMUS 5095           2   1  1     8       SPOONERTIKS (523)
 STROKE BROKER 5094            2   1  0     8       SPOONERTIKS (523)
 BEAR NEKKID 5126              1   0  0     8       THE BEAR'S PAW (150)
 HAWKEYE HAMMER 5061           0   2  0     8       AVENGER HAMMERZ (556)
 CHAOS 5065                    2   1  0     7       MY DAY (557)
 LEWIS 4989                    2   1  0     7       DREWS CREW (546)
 STINGRAY HAMMER 5064          1   1  0     7       AVENGER HAMMERZ (556)
 OSWALD 4991                   1   2  0     5       DREWS CREW (546)
 DREW 4993                     1   2  0     5       DREWS CREW (546)
 CARNAGE 5069                  1   2  0     5       MY DAY (557)
-TOE FOO 5054                  1   1  0     4       MEL'S DRAGOONS (553)
 MAYHEM 5066                   0   3  0     3       MY DAY (557)
 PANTHER HAMMER 5062           0   2  0     2       AVENGER HAMMERZ (556)
-RONY MARTIAS 5090             0   2  0     2       BORDEAUX - SAINTES (561)
 BEARNAISE 5114                0   2  0     2       THE BEAR'S PAW (150)
 GOLIATH HAMMER 5060           0   2  0     2       AVENGER HAMMERZ (556)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
MESAANA 3384           3  3 0 THE 7TH ORDER 294     DARK CHAMPION 24      203 NONE    
DEMANDRED 3471         0  3 0 THE 7TH ORDER 294     DARK CHAMPION 24      203 NONE    
RING D'BELL 4300      16 11 0 CARNIVAL 411          JUMBO MUMBO 4714      199 NOT REVE
FOGGY 5070             0  1 0 CARNIVAL 411          GALENIUM 5015         200         
VALLET 4963            6  6 0 DRAKE'S COMICS 463    LARA CROFT 4980       203         
QUICKSILVER 5029       3  2 0 DRAKE'S COMICS 463    ARSENIC 4285          203         
BROOMSTICK 4474        8  8 0 LAND OF OZ 217        100% COLUMBIAN 4874   203         
NUZZLY FLAVA 5075      0  1 0 MIXED-UP MIXERS 558   MUTUS BRAXIMUS 5095   202         
OPIUM 4287             5  5 0 PURE POISON 478       WOLVERINE 4279        203         
JILL KELLY 5087        1  2 1 SCREEN DREAMS 488     ARENAMASTER OKEL 23   203 NONE    

                                     PERSONAL ADS

All -- Somehow I've failed to announce this for two turns, but better late than
never....
     I'm back!!  Please welcome my latest band of misfits:  Bordeaux-Saintes!!  I've
been working on getting back to my home away from home (home being Aruak City, which
currently has more scum than this here swamp), and have finally made it!  Ahhhhh, the
peculiar smell of North Fork.  Good to be back--and good to be 7-3. -- Dr. Mabuse,
Exalted Clark, Griswald Clan, Vendetta Cartel

Abraxis -- Well met!  Glad to find you active again in the swamp!  For the upcoming
TW, I'll be deferring to the Lion of Leadership--El Gatito--Kat. -- Dr. Mabuse,
Bordeaux-Saintes

Drake -- Once again I enjoyed the NF Annual Review--and I barely was here long enough
to show up in it!  Alas, Tchmil is not along for this tour of duty. -- Dr. Mabuse

Drake -- By my count, and I update my records on such things each turn, Incredible
Sulk, along with Mary Ann, did in fact have 17 political points. -- Crip
P.S.  On the other hand, I show Threekard with 12, so I suspect I missed Threekard
picking up a TV or somesuch thing.

Kat -- I see nothing wrong with those stat raises.  In fact, were Grinnon my warrior,
I'd be raising his ST/CN/WL a little more, but not to burn skills, in ADM. -- Crip

Quicksilver -- That was 35 points for you, not 335. -- Crip

Folmor Grigg -- If you insist, "It Isn't So." -- Queen of Denial

Folmor Grigg -- Do I get Swampvivor points for doing what you say? -- Queen Of Denial

Queen of Denial -- Folmor didn't say Simon Says, so you weren't supposed to do it. --
Crip

Queen of Denial -- P.S.  No Points for You! -- Crip

Drake -- Agree with Spawn, total wins is more relevant than percentage; percentage
should be the tie-breaker. -- Crip

Carny -- 32 point gain?  What! -- Crip

Jem Katoreh -- You obviously are no where near the teacher that Folmor is. -- Queen
of Denial

The Mighty Sore -- Since when do midgets get to hit so hard. -- Black Jack Shellack,
wincing after you whacked & smacked him across the back

Ur Brain On Egg -- Something tells me you don't like two Flush in the mornings. --
Ace Bailey

Broomstick -- Next time, sharpen the handle and not the pointy end of the Broomstick.
-- King Crab

Rainbow -- Feels satisfying to finally match up with one of you Consortium types and
walk away with a win.  Looks like the rest did most of you (present company excluded)
some good. -- Ten O'Chtitlan

Quicksilver -- You were the drake and I was the comic.  A salute to your skill. --
Axe

Ten O' -- Was there some reason why you thought teaching me THOSE skills made sense?
If I'm going to let you take my pot of gold, I surely expect some good learnin'. --
Rainbow

Flushers -- With Crab and Ten O' and Broomie and me all splittin' even, we need to
press on elsewhere.  You think? -- Rainbow

Jadzia-Dax -- I like my turkeys federated. -- Courage

Folmor Grigg -- You drew me on one of my very best days. -- Straw Fire

Jumbo Mumbo -- Duelmaster again.  Well done!  And Threekard is going to the Big Time?
A salute to Carny. -- Oz The All-Praising

Slugbait -- How's the new life? -- Oz The All-Inquisitive

Spawn, Jorja, Mr. Coffee, Carny, Drake -- Thank you all for the kind words and the
greetings.  (Regreetings?)  It is good to be back in the swamp.  When Doc Steele
decided to play Wicked Witch of The West in Aruak City, Kennelworth "brought me
along."  The likelihood is that you will see Consortiumites in all the "slows." -- Oz
The All-Thankful

Screen Dreams -- Way to go.  Team on move! -- Mr Coffee

Avenger Hammerz/Mixed-Up Mixers -- Welcome to the swamp. -- Mr. Coffee

Hammer -- That you? -- Mr. Coffee

B-Saintes/My Day/Drew's Crew -- Good turns.  Keep it up. -- Mr Coffee

Jorja -- Use the "other" end of the weapons. (grin) -- Mr. Coffee

Crip/Ace Bailey -- You're just jealous because I am 100% and there are 4 aces in a
deck. -- 100% Columbian/Mr Coffee

Oz -- I'll take your bet.  Yep, I knew that the broomstick was pointed.  Now pay up.
You can pay in bags of coffee. -- Coffee Rules!/Mr. Coffee mgr.

Carny -- Thanks for the congrats, but Spawn took it back.  Maybe I'll get it back
again. -- Mr. Coffee

Drake -- Cocoa is good.  But Coffee is better! -- Mr. Coffee
P.S.  I'll take 4 issues out of the 25 cent bin.  Put 'em on Oz's bill.

Queen of Denial -- No, no!  A thousand times No! -- Jem Katoreh
P.S.  What else COULD I say?

Deep Fried Lard -- I'd like to take you home and feed you to my Captured Orc. --
Neddie Ogil
P.S.  But you're too greasy; I can't get a grip.

Straw Fire -- So long as there are no coals left lying around to be stepped on
accidentally, I'm fine with that. -- Folmor Grigg

Lara Croft -- I know, I know, I've already HAD my win for this year.  But I just
kinda wished for a second one. -- Rondol Quiglo
P.S.  Jorja said something about "practicing more," but that's nonsense.

Queen of Denial -- How could I feel badly after meeting such a lovely wench as you?
-- Folmor Grigg

Thirty-One -- (so phrased to sneak past Hal)  You're welcome. -- Neddie Ogil

Threekard -- Another close run thing.  I'm expecting the result to be reversed this
time out, what with you having your faves and all.  Congrats on the invite and luck
in ADM! -- Jumbo M

Panther Hammer -- That's what I call a hammer! -- Stroke B

Nuzzly Flava, RIP -- Wow, you certainly go to prove some peoples theory about your
styles chances of survival.  One shot to your buttocks and you die in the infirmary?!
What from??  I shudder to think! -- Mutus B.

Mimi -- Don't even think of trying to take a bite of me! -- Ivan Poisy

Kat -- Congrats on Grinnon; didn't realize he was a nine year old malt!  I'm sure
Honey won't be far behind and they can have an Old School Reunion.  That'd be sweet!
-- Spawn

Drake -- Enjoyed the sulky script.  One Q, did you succumb to temptation and burn the
ST to 21 or not?? -- Spawn the Curious....

Oz -- Just gives you an idea of just how quickly he can gather information and act
upon it, doesn't it? -- Drake

Spawn -- Tell them not to lose next time then. -- Drake

100% -- I get the feeling that, were it not for the contest, I'd have been retired
many turns ago. -- Cpt. Marble

Delarue -- Ditto. -- Vallet

Axe -- You can't chop down everything. -- Quicksliver

Black Jack Shelack -- And 'the' does to count as a word. -- The Mighty Sore

Lewis -- You're a creepy dude. -- Jugglenought

Rondol Quiglo -- I was just seeing if you were paying attention.  The personal was
sent to Chimlevtal by "31", my manager's name in 47.  Just a comment on our random
back to back matchups. -- 7 of 9

Renald Dion -- I go into Desp. Strat, start lighting you up, then this guy in the
stands starts calling ME names!  Friend of yours? -- 7 of 9

Frank-N-Steen -- Thanks for pointing that out.  They ended up being bits of your
brains.  No wonder you're training Wit.  Would it help if I gave them back? --
Belanna Torres

Grinnon Bearit -- Congrats on invite. -- Carny

Welcome -- Avenger Hammer, mixed-up. -- Carny, Carnival

Jumbo Mumbo -- Let's go for one last deal.  Double or nothing. -- Threekard

Cup of Cat -- You pulled the ol' jump ploy. -- Bear Keeper

Belanna Torres -- A pleasure to teach someone who learns. -- Franc N' Steen

Bombay -- I won on points. -- Perfect Parr

Frustration -- The battle of the unbeatens went to me. -- Crabbs

Spoonertiks -- Congrats on the #1's. -- Carny

Arena -- We want Threekard!  We want Threekard! -- Fans

Royal Flush -- I avoid and avoid and yet in every arena you get me. -- Slugbait

Crip -- Great contest.  Thanks for the fun. -- Slugbait

Oz -- Great to have you back. -- Slugbait

Jem -- I go down real smooth. -- Cup

Blackjack -- I tried to use the frying pan but R.S.I. won't let me. -- UR Brain

101 -- I love the skills but worry when I see your name. -- One-Hit

9 September 2003
WE'RE LOOKING FOR A FEW GOOD MANAGERS!  If you think you have what it takes to match
wits and blades with some of the best managers in Alastari, then WE WANT YOU!  The
Tournament Of The Golden Scrod #4 will begin in Aradi (DM 60) the turn after the Fall
Mail-In.  It's not too late for you to sign up.  I realize that many of you may be
hesitant after seeing that myself and Hombre have teamed up again, but we'll try to
take it easy on you guys a little bit.  For more information on T#%S IV, please
contact me at ganolus@aol.com.  We're looking for a few good managers...the few, the
proud, the TOGS!

-- Ganolus Oakleaf, T#%S IV Commish

15 September 2003
An Announcement Concerning the Brotherhood of the Blade Alliance:
     I have chosen to withdraw my membership from the Brotherhood of the Blade
alliance.  The years I have spent in the alliance have been the best of my DM career.
I leave the alliance with many great friends and will always remain close to my
former brethren.
     The Brotherhood of the Blade will not skip a beat without my membership.  It
remains in very capable hands and its roster is among the strongest in the game.
With the return on some of its founding members to DM, I know the BOB will continue
to grow in strength and prestige in the years to come. -- The Sandman

29 September 2003
All -- Let it be known that the Firm accepts SOL into its ranks.  The Firm is:
SunGod, Dark Spirit, Youngblood, Tripwire, and SOL.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

MESAANA was butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
JILL KELLY was slaughtered by ARENAMASTER OKEL in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
DEMANDRED was easily killed by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
THREEKARD was luckily beaten by JUMBO MUMBO in a 5 minute Bloodfeud Title duel.
BLACK JACK SHELACK was overpowered by THE MIGHTY SORE in a 1 minute Challenge match.
101 PROOF!! won victory over BEAR KEEPER in a 1 minute master's Challenge fight.
ACE BAILEY bested STRAW FIRE in a 5 minute veteran's Challenge competition.
FRANC N' STEEN lost to JEM KATOREH in a popular 2 minute expert's Challenge duel.
UR BRAIN ON EGG vanquished FOLMOR GRIGG in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
QUEEN OF DENIAL was beaten by CUP OF CAT in a 1 minute Challenge melee.
100% COLUMBIAN executed BROOMSTICK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
DEEP FRIED LARD was savagely defeated by BELANNA TORRES in a 4 minute competition.
BEAR ACUDA was subdued by LATTE in a 2 minute Challenge match.
KIRA NERYS devastated COURAGE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
KING CRAB unbelievably bested BEARFOOT in a action packed 3 minute Challenge fight.
TEN O'CHTITLAN viciously subdued NEDDIE OGIL in a 1 minute gruesome Challenge duel.
JADZIA-DAX was outlasted by BOMBAY in a 7 minute Challenge brawl.
VALLET was executed by LARA CROFT in a 2 minute brutal one-sided Challenge match.
STROKE BROKER was overpowered by AXE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
CHAOS slimly lost to LEVIATHAN OF LARD in a 3 minute novice's Challenge contest.
MAYHEM was defeated by RONDOL QUIGLO in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
IVAN POISY subdued DABO GIRL in a action packed 1 minute beginner's Challenge bout.
BUFFY slimly won victory over OSWALD in a 2 minute novice's Challenge bout.
FRUSTRATION defeated LEWIS in a tiresome 5 minute beginner's Challenge fight.
TENT IN QUARANTINO defeated SUGAR CUBE in a 4 minute veteran's duel.
ONE HIT WONDER was overpowered by HONEY BEAR in a tiresome 6 minute uneven match.
SEKA lost to VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute veteran's fray.
ASOKA viciously subdued INCREDIBLE HULK in a 2 minute bloody bout.
SAMMEL lost to RAINBOW in a 2 minute bout.
SPAWN narrowly defeated TARRANT in a action packed 3 minute gruesome fight.
CAPTAIN MARBLE overpowered CAPTURED ORC in a slow 9 minute one-sided match.
QUICKSILVER was savagely slain by ARSENIC in a 2 minute novice vs. veteran bout.
SEVEN OF NINE bested PERFECT PARRI in a 1 minute duel.
OPIUM was savagely slain by WOLVERINE in a exciting 9 minute brutal struggle.
THE THING was devastated by CYANIDE in a 1 minute gory uneven bout.
STRYCHNINE subdued WARLOCK in a 3 minute match.
HENBANE overcame STINGRAY HAMMER in a 3 minute gory expert vs. novice match.
DREW was vanquished by IRON MAN HAMMER in a exciting 1 minute mismatched bout.
KATE overcame GOLIATH HAMMER in a 1 minute novice's duel.
HAWKEYE HAMMER was overpowered by CRABBS in a action packed 1 minute uneven battle.
PANTHER HAMMER was bested by MASS STUPIDITY in a 4 minute amateur's match.
MIMI vanquished MUTUS BRAXIMUS in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
CARNAGE was bested by JUGGLENOUGHT in a 1 minute amateur's match.
BEARNAISE was handily defeated by NEER BEAR in a 2 minute one-sided conflict.
BEAR NEKKID beat MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute novice's fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  14         WALL OF STEEL     67 -  40 -  1      63  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   12         STRIKING ATTACK   58 -  49 -  3      54  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     12         TOTAL PARRY       51 -  45 -  0      53  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  12         LUNGING ATTACK    83 -  76 -  5      52  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 11         PARRY-LUNGE       15 -  14 -  4      52  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  9         AIMED BLOW        25 -  24 -  0      51  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    5         SLASHING ATTACK   17 -  23 -  0      43  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      4         BASHING ATTACK    42 -  57 -  3      42  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -  13 -  1      32  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         PARRY-STRIKE       6 -  16 -  0      27  |

Turn 203 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     5 -  7         5  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL      8 -  4     PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  3         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    7 -  4     LUNGING ATTACK     5 -  9         1  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  6         1  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  2                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        6 -  6                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    JUMBO MUMBO 4714           19   1  1  155 SPOONERTIKS (523)
AIMED BLOW       TENT IN QUARANTINO 4816    16   3  0  106 SPOONERTIKS (523)
TOTAL PARRY      HONEY BEAR 3032            18  14  0  105 THE BEAR'S PAW (150)
LUNGING ATTACK   CUP OF CAT 4926            11   4  0  104 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
STRIKING ATTACK  UR BRAIN ON EGG 4703       11   8  0   79 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
SLASHING ATTACK  ASOKA 2922                 10   7  0   66 THE 7TH ORDER (294)
PARRY-LUNGE      BEAR ACUDA 4995             4   3  0   54 THE BEAR'S PAW (150)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is 100% COLUMBIAN 4874.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was STRAW FIRE 4350.  The ten other most popular fighters were BELANNA TORRES 
4898, BEARFOOT 4875, ARSENIC 4285, WOLVERINE 4279, JEM KATOREH 4499, TARRANT 3012, 
JUMBO MUMBO 4714, MAYHEM 5066, ASOKA 2922, and SAMMEL 2952.

The least popular fighter this week was BOMBAY 5043.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were CAPTAIN MARBLE 4634, OPIUM 4287, LEWIS 4989, FRUSTRATION 5067, HONEY 
BEAR 3032, JADZIA-DAX 4900, BEARNAISE 5114, MASS STUPIDITY 5068, HAWKEYE HAMMER 5061, 
and GOLIATH HAMMER 5060.

The following warriors will travel to ADVANCED DUELMASTERS after next turn:

JUMBO MUMBO (47-4714) SPOONERTIKS (523)

The following warriors have traveled to ADVANCED DUELMASTERS after fighting this turn:

THREEKARD (47-4600) CARNIVAL (411)

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

     For those of you who keep track of such things, 18 additional warriors graduated 
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament:

                          CAFFEINE JUNKIE (3-6110) ADDICTED 
                        CATFISH HUNTER (5-3315) PARTY ANIMALS 
                          MATTAHOOPLE (16-4203) GIFTED GODS 
                         SWEET JANE (53-6535) THE DARK TEMPLE 
                              LIL NOIR (62-3311) ENIGMA 
                         NARCISSISTIC NUN (69-8644) ODD SQUAD 
                             LEGION '8' (71-2369) D.O.A. 
                       RAW SEX APPEAL (82-1331) WHY WE LOVE TUM 
                         ZOMBIE STOMP (82-2617) NO MORE TEARS 
                        VIOLENT VOLE (82-4565) MAMMAL MILITIA 
                         LADY OF THE MOON (82-5481) HARM NONE 
                      KAMIKAZI GNAT (82-6073) DEADLY ATTACKS II 
                      THE 13TH WARRIOR (82-6346) STOOPID MOVIES 
                              SIRTON (82-9190) I AM SUCK 
                            DUNE (82-10414) 4-LETTER EPICS 
                           FLEM (82-12614) 4-LETTER FLUIDS 
                     GREENHOUSE EFFECT (82-12996) GLOBAL WARMING 
                         UGLY (82-14501) 4-LETTER DESCRIPTION 

                                          -- Green Eyes 

                 FACE-TO-FACE TOURNEY XXXI

PRIMUS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
KING PIN 282 (112-85-2)                6  3  0         ROYAL FLUSH          
KING KEY 281 (115-91-0)                2  3  0         ROYAL FLUSH          

ELIGIBLES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
PRINCE APPLE 325 (94-69-2)             2  3  0         ROYAL FLUSH          

ADM TOURNEY                            W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
FIGHTER ACE 1189 (49-37-6)             3  3  0         ROYAL FLUSH          
KING FORADAY 3762 (37-36-4)            2  3  0         ROYAL FLUSH          
SPAZ GHOST 4161 (37-16-1)              1  3  0         DRAKE'S COMICS       

FRESHMEN TOURNEY                       W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
APPLE JACK 4011 (25-16-4)              1  3  0         ROYAL FLUSH          
PERFECT TEN 4218 (20-17-1)             1  3  0         ROYAL FLUSH          

CHAMPIONS TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
GRINNON BEARIT 2955 (19-14-2)          3  3  0         THE BEAR'S PAW       
MARY ANN 4378 (12-16-0)                2  3  0         SCREEN DREAMS        
ZEEL BEBUB 4713 (11-5-1)               1  3  0         SPOONERTIKS          
NEEVA 3670 (13-7-1)                    0  3  0         DARQUE FORCES        
ONE HIT WONDER 4680 (12-5-0)           0  3  0         MYSTIC ORC FEAST     
UR BRAIN ON EGG 4703 (9-6-0)           0  3  0         MYSTIC ORC FEAST     

ADEPTS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
CJ 4752 (7-8-2)                        8  2  0  DEAD   SCREEN DREAMS        
TOONERSPIK 4715 (7-8-0)                3  2  0  DEAD   SPOONERTIKS          
BLACK JACK SHELACK 4850 (9-5-0)        3  3  0         ROYAL FLUSH          
PROBUS 4910 (4-4-0)                    1  3  0         WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE   
AUGUSTUS 4909 (2-5-0)                  0  3  0         WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE   
LICINIUS 4912 (4-3-0)                  0  3  0         WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE   
VESPASIAN 4932 (5-5-0)                 0  3  0         WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE   

INITIATES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
KAIN PILLER 4969 (2-4-0)               4  1  0  DEAD   SPOONERTIKS          
ACE BAILEY 4948 (4-5-0)                7  3  0         ROYAL FLUSH          
DEEP FRIED LARD 4975 (6-0-0)           4  3  0         MYSTIC ORC FEAST     
GALLIENUS 4956 (4-3-1)                 0  3  0         WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE   

APPRENTICES TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
KING CRAB 4983 (3-2-0)                 7  3  0         ROYAL FLUSH          
BEAR ACUDA 4995 (1-2-0)                1  3  0         THE BEAR'S PAW       

NOVICES TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
NORMA JEAN 5017 (2-0-0)                3  2  0  DEAD   SCREEN DREAMS        

ROOKIES TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
HAWKEYE HAMMER 5061 (0-0-0)            2  3  0         AVENGER HAMMERZ