DUELMASTERS NEWSLETTER Date : 10/07/2003 Duedate: 11/03/2003 NORTH FORK ARENA DM-47 TURN-203 This Weeks Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS JUMBO MUMBO SPOONERTIKS (523) (47-4714) [19-1-1,155] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader JUMBO MUMBO MIMI SPOONERTIKS (523) DREWS CREW (546) (47-4714) [19-1-1,155] (47-4990) [1-2-0,21] Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite 100% COLUMBIAN STRAW FIRE COFFEE RULES! (505) LAND OF OZ (217) (47-4874) [10-6-2,86] (47-4350) [11-7-0,83] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM SPOONERTIKS (523) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. PURE POISON (478) 34 2. THE BEAR'S PAW (150) 31 SPOONERTIKS (523) 3. ROYAL FLUSH (48) 30 Unchartered Team 4. COFFEE RULES! (505) 29 5. THE FEDERATION (539) 27 MY DAY (557) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1/ 1 SPOONERTIKS (523) 67 28 4 70.5 1/ 1 SPOONERTIKS (523) 12 3 2 2- 2*BORDEAUX - SAINTES (561) 7 3 0 70.0 2/ 2 COFFEE RULES! (505) 12 3 1 3/ 3 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416) 205 117 16 63.7 3/ 4 ROYAL FLUSH (48) 9 6 0 4/ 5 LAND OF OZ (217) 365 258 11 58.6 4/ 3 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416) 9 6 0 5/ 7 COFFEE RULES! (505) 78 57 3 57.8 5/ 8 DRAKE'S COMICS (463) 8 7 1 6/ 6 DRAKE'S COMICS (463) 121 91 4 57.1 6/ 9*MY DAY (557) 8 7 0 7/ 8 ROYAL FLUSH (48) 538 420 29 56.2 7- 7*BORDEAUX - SAINTES (561) 7 3 0 8/ 4*MY DAY (557) 8 7 0 53.3 8/ 5 THE BEAR'S PAW (150) 7 8 1 9/ 9 THE BEAR'S PAW (150) 256 239 26 51.7 9/10 LAND OF OZ (217) 7 8 0 10/20*MIXED-UP MIXERS (558) 1 1 0 50.0 10/12 THE FEDERATION (539) 6 8 0 11/11 CARNIVAL (411) 130 135 7 49.1 11/ 6 CARNIVAL (411) 6 9 0 12-12 WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541) 25 26 1 49.0 12/15*DREWS CREW (546) 5 5 0 13/13 THE FEDERATION (539) 37 40 1 48.1 13/14 SCREEN DREAMS (488) 5 7 2 14/10*DREWS CREW (546) 7 8 0 46.7 14/ 0 PURE POISON (478) 4 1 1 15-14 MEL'S DRAGOONS (553) 61 71 2 46.2 15-11 WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541) 3 2 0 16/ 0 PURE POISON (478) 21 29 2 42.0 16/19 THE MIDDLE WAY 3 (506) 3 9 0 17/15 SCREEN DREAMS (488) 54 79 5 40.6 17/ 0 FANTASTIC FIVE (477) 2 3 1 18/16 THE MIDDLE WAY 3 (506) 75 112 2 40.1 18/18*AVENGER HAMMERZ (556) 2 8 0 Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 19/ 0 THE 7TH ORDER (294) 50 75 6 40.0 19/20*MIXED-UP MIXERS (558) 1 1 0 20/ 0 FANTASTIC FIVE (477) 19 35 1 35.2 20-13 MEL'S DRAGOONS (553) 1 4 0 21/19*AVENGER HAMMERZ (556) 2 8 0 20.0 21/ 0 THE 7TH ORDER (294) 1 4 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank TEAM SPOTLIGHT North Fork's Swampvivor Competition: Turn 15 Yeeeeee Haaaaaaaaaaaaw! Welcome to da Swamp. Turn 15, and still more surprises! Of course, with only 6 left, you can sort of consider every team as a contender, but I have to say, a yet another high profile contender was eliminated from Swampvivor. No it wasn't Spoonertiks with their Current Top Team and Duelmastership. No. It wasn't Carnival and their multitude of bonus points for entertaining the masses with their drivel. It wasn't even the Swampvivor MC's stable. No, for the second turn in a row, one of the very top teams in Swamp Jeopardy was eliminated, as The Bear's Paw, ye ole team of 11 million points plus change, the leaders in the Swamp Jeopardy competition, fall by the wayside, virtually wiping out any chances of sweeping the championship awards. Swampvivor competition is now down to the fantastic five. Team updates: CARNIVAL - 5 points for spotlight. 5 Points for personal ads, 200 bonus points for team spotlight. Total score for turn 15 - (647 points) Bear Keeper - 11 Points for Bashmaster Threekard - 113 points for challenge, 23 points for overall popularity leader, 102 points for turns most popular, 14 points for lungemaster, 271 points for graduating Franc N'Steen - 36 points for win Perfect Parri - 0 points. Crabbs - 36 points for win, 31 points for #6 most popular COFFEE RULES - 24 points for TOM#4, 5 points for personal ads. Total score for turn 15 - (426 points) Bombay - 72 points for win, 17 points for challenge 101 Proof! - 14 points for challenge, 10 points for #10 Popular Sugar Cube - 48 points for win Latte - 72 points for win 100% Columbian - 72 points for win, 92 points for #2 most popular. DRAKE'S COMICS - 5 points for personal ads, 5 points for short spotlight, - Total score for turn 15, (143 points) Quicksilver - 36 points for win, 36 points for up & coming adept. Juddlenaught - 0 points The Mighty Sore - 48 points for win Vallet - 0 points Captain Marble - 13 points for challenge ROYAL FLUSH - 25 points for long spot. 5 points for Personal ads, 36 points for TOM #3, Total Score for turn 15 - (321 points) King Crab - 2 point penalty for #11 unpopular. Ten O'Chtitlan - 24 points for win, 82 points for #3 most popular Black Jack Shelack - 0 points Ace Bailey - 24 points for win, 75 points for up and coming champion Queen of Denial - 36 points for win, 16 points for challenge SPOONERTIKS - 71 points for Top Chartered Team, 38 points for TOM#2, 5 points for Personal Ads, 1728 points for current top team - Total score for turn 15 (2370 points) Mutus Braximus - 24 points for win, 10 points for kill Jumbo Mumbo - 76 points for win, 147 points for DM, 74 points for chartered recognition leader, 10 points for wastemaster, 20 points for most challenged Ivan Poisy - 24 points for win Tent in Quarantino - 24 points for win, 95 points for aimmaster Stroke Broker - 24 points for win THE BEAR'S PAW - 5 points for Personal Ads, 5 points for spotlight. Total score for turn 15 - (136 points) Grinnon Bearit - 78 points for win Bearnaise - 8 point penalty for #9 unpopular Honey Bear - 0 points Bear Acuda - 24 points for win, 4 points for Plungemaster Bearfoot - 28 points for challenge SWAMPVIVOR TURN 15 RESULTS (200 point bonuses included in scores) TEAM Score Bonus 1. SPOONERTIKS (523) 2370 2. CARNIVAL (411) 847 "200" 3. COFFEE RULES! (505) 426 4. ROYAL FLUSH (48) 321 5. DRAKE'S COMICS (463) 143 6. THE BEAR'S PAW (150) 136 ELIMINATED You realize that this means that had newcomer Bearnice not been on the least popular warrior listing for the turn, it would have been Drake's Comics that were eliminated instead of The Bear's Paw * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * SWAMP JEOPARDY STANDINGS AFTER TURN 15 (bonus points not included) TEAM Score Bonus Last Turn 1. THE BEAR'S PAW (150) 11413465 "600" 1 2. SPOONERTIKS (523) 11039 3 3. MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416) 10072 "200" 2 4. ROYAL FLUSH (48) 7011 4 5. COFFEE RULES! (505) 6839 "400" 5 6. CARNIVAL (411) 4213 "1400 8 7. DRAKE'S COMICS (463) 3978 "400" 7 8. SCREEN DREAMS (488) 3928 "600" 6 9. THE FEDERATION (539) 903 "200" 9 10. THE MIDDLE WAY 3 (506) -726 "800" 10 The Middle Way picked up the bonus points for best personal ad. Despite getting knocked out of Swampvivor, The Bear's Paw lead in Swamp Jeopardy remains virtually insurmountable. As long as Kat keeps fighting to the end of Swampvivor, he seems set to take the title. Spoonertiks ride their 5-0-1 turn into a move past Mystic Orc Feast for second place, while Coffee Rules closes the gap on Royal Flush for 4th. Carnival leaps past Drake's Comics and Screen Dreams from 8th to 6th, or should I say Screen Dreams lose two positions dropping from 6th to 8th. Turn 16 appears to have some crucial factors coming into play for Swampvivor. Carny needs to win a bloodfeud, or else there will be heavy penalties for not avenging the death of a veteran boxing official in Ring D'Bell. However, if Bear Keeper should revenge the BF with Bear Keeper, the Keeper will score significant points for an ADM invite, as well as avoiding penalties. Seems like Carny is in control of his own destiny. Unless of course, someone else in the Swampvivorfest (like yours truly) should happen to pull an 0-5 turn, then things could prove interesting. Crip MC of the Swampvivor and Swamp Jeopardy Competitions Mngr of Royal Flush * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * SWAMPVIVOR, CARNIVAL HURRY! HURRY! HURRY! Walk this way...No, not the way I, We walk. In this direction. It is I, We, TUTO TWOHEADS, all the way from the besieged Aruak City. I, We call upon you to enlist right here, right now, if you have honor, honesty, probity, justness, rectitude, goodness and constancy, ride to defend ARUAK CITY from invaders of lowness, baseness, low regard, disdain, shame, disgrace, infamy and debasement. Be an exalted hero, sign right now...As a surprise, I, We bring you, also from fair ARUAK CITY, where she placed a curse on the invaders...the lovely one herself...STARRY GAZE...Give her a hand!!! THANK YOU, thank you TUTO. A pleasure to work with the two of you...Folks, as you know SWAMPVIVOR is within the limits of Mercury and Mercury is beholden to humid places, swamps and also oddly enough embroidering. I can reveal to the wise that the sun will soon be a bicorporeal which is the time to repeat failed tactics. I advise you to count the signs between the moon and Mercury and if they come out even in your house lighten up on armor...As you may perhaps remember I revealed to you that THREEKARD would be invited to the ISLE on the cycle sign...202...yes 202...when it meets the significator of 13 wins plus 9 defeats which equals 22...Now to SWAMPVIVOR...BEAR'S PAW...An ex-lover will contact you or perhaps you are due a painful rash...MYSTIC ORCS...Stay away from water, tall bashers and mashed potatoes...SPOONERTICS...Indications of a clash with THREEKARD which may go non- positive...ROYAL FLUSH...Expect to be blamed for breaking blades and for kicking dogs...COFFEE RULES...I see a trend to green tea. Your lucky number is 539 unless that is also the name of a song...DRAKES COMICS...Do the right thing, give the 200 bonus points to CARNIVAL and promise not to cheat anymore...SCREEN DREAMS...Look up as a pot of Silver coins is falling your way...FEDERATION...Your powers of assimilation are being tested for hidden truths...MIDDLE WAY...Your obsessive compulsion for the center will earn you a mid-sized chariot filled with Karmic credit that will amaze all...I THANK YOU ALL!!! STARRY GAZE, CARNIVAL >)]H[(< + -----:----- + >)] The Free Cities #69 [(< + -----:----- + >)]H[(< Zukal: Ghenis watched the ship _Relentless_ ease out into the channel and brushed his hands together. It was bound for Niatoli to further certain interests of the dark cult. On it was Veleks, and Cousin Og, who would look after the small thief...one way or another. Which freed him to attend to other matters. First of those other matters was a meeting with Pelishtekan, the Ferencian who was currently the 'chief priest' of the cult. Ghenis scowled to hide his grimace of disgust. He didn't like the Ferencian. In fact, he loathed the man. But it wasn't necessary to like him, not really. As long as Pelishtekan did his job, nothing else counted. And right now, the man's job was to explain what manner of creature, monster, or whatever was hunting over the lands just north of Zukal. And how the damned thing could be fought and destroyed. It was in the way of certain plans that he had made for the benefit of the dark cult...and of himself, of course. The dark power did not expect his minions to work for nothing but the joy of it. Ghenis left the waterfront behind and wove his way through the twisted and noisome alleys of one of Zukal's poorest districts. The cult always had its centers among the homes of the poor. They were the ones who had something to gain from it, and nothing to lose, from shaking up the old order, after all. Ghenis smiled just a little. He liked shaking things up. The cult was headquartered in a tall narrow building squeezed between other tall narrow buildings. The cellar, which was dark and always damp and divided into tiny rooms no more than six feet square, was used for...storage. More or less. The ground floor, reached by going down half a dozen steps from street level, was the shrine itself. The level above that was where the main work of the cult was done, the plotting and planning, the gathering of information, the good stuff. Above that, two floors of small rooms where members of the cult lived if they couldn't do better for themselves. And on the top floor, the pigeons that carried messages from points as distant as Zuwayza and Murska in the north, Rocanis, Xochithlan, and even Tricorus in the south. Most people had no idea how far the cult reached. Which was another source of amusement to Ghenis. The authorities here in Zukal, the very heart of the cult, had no idea that it was anything more than a handful of dissatisfied commoners meeting to worship some petty godling. Ha! If Bey Sekahos knew how near he stood to the rim of disaster, how fast he was sliding down the slope into hell--! Even the Bandit Princes, who had a clearer understanding of their city, didn't know that the cult was gaining power daily and would soon be ready to make its move. IF the monster north of the city could be dealt with. Ghenis pushed open the door and stepped toward Pelishtekan's office. Near Malcorn: The finger of light slid across the surface of the tall stone and touched the worn carvings, which leaped into sudden clarity. The little clearing, which had been empty except for Lord Malcorn and Tiljanz al Burgos, the young Karnhorn diplomat, was suddenly full of shadows. Or something. Tiljanz could feel the weight of a dozen minds thinking about him--calculating minds, hostile minds, hungry ones. He held himself still and quiet with difficulty. This was Lord Malcorn's meeting; he himself was just present as a witness. Words came out of the darkness, hollow as caves, clear as trumpets. "Why are you here, Malcorn?" "To demand that you enforce your side of the agreement we made, Dregur," the lord of Malcorn replied. If a great tree had spoken, its voice might have sounded like that. "Our side? What have we, the true and original lords of all the land between the lakes, to 'enforce' at the command of an ephemeral like you?" "Do not play games with me. A deal was made and sworn under just such a moon, that the dregur would attack only those who entered this land at the command of the Easterner Inzolas. In return for this, you were released from the Silent Place." "And if we choose now to disregard that 'deal' you speak of?" Idle inquiry. "The Silent Place is still there." "You think you could return us to that captivity?" Scorn and amusement. "You?" "If you do not keep your side of the agreement," now Malcorn's voice was like iron, cold black iron, "I will return you to that captivity. Me." At that moment, Tiljanz did not doubt that Blackie would do just that, whatever the cost to himself. "We did make an oath." The voice was the same, but different. A different dregur speaking, Tiljanz thought. "The oath is a binding already. He could do it." Warning, cool consideration. "Because a few of us have chosen to Hunt freely, as we used to? Unfair! This land was OURS. If we stretch out our hand to take it back, where is the injustice in that?" Passion. "The injustice is in the breaking of our oath. The land itself will reject an oathbreaker. It has always been so." Stern command. "We must keep our part of the bargain, or by our failure we release Lord Malcorn from his. And he could then return us to the Silent Place, if he is willing to pay the price." A pause. "And you can see that he is so willing." Objection. "Those who Hunt alone will not be called back to the kennel, even by you." Unyielding command. "Then I myself will lead a Hunt against them." DUELMASTER'S COLUMN Notes from the arena champ. Hail, Forkers!! Well, I firmly expect this to be my last mortal fight here. It's my 20th arena fight, I've got the PP's and minimum ratings (if not the new 'total skills' requirement for an early invite) so even if I lose this cycle I *should* receive my invite. That's as long as I don't die.... Famous last words? I hope not! Whatever though, it's been great fun. Fully expecting a final feud from Threekard this time out, so can't remember who I challenged. Looks like The Mighty Sore is top contender if I do slip, so it's down to everyone else to try and stop our 'Wasteful' domination of the throne.... Salut! Jumbo Mumbo SPY REPORT I can't believe the violence in NORTH FORK! I still haven't told Mom I'm writing Spyreports. She'd have a cow! Well, here we go... Uncool, MEL'S DRAGOONS. I mean 0-0-0 is bad. Will they will be allowed to fight? I say use 'em for training practice! The guys at DRAKE'S COMICS like really pulled together to get a 3-2-0 this turn, moving up by 3. What was the name of that team who got 4-1-1 this turn for a total 78-57-3 you ask? (Sure) COFFEE RULES!'s their name, and fighting's their game! MVP award for 100% COLUMBIAN? COFFEE RULES!'s proud of her after beating BROOMSTICK and getting 24 points. Talk about yer big time losers! ONE HIT WONDER got smashed by HONEY BEAR, and lost 20 points! Oh, wow, like the Duelmaster must be the most popular gal in all NORTH FORK. She got the most challenges. (But what about proposals?) THREEKARD thinks his 13-10-1 and studly character is good enough to face up to the Duelmaster. Any bets? Don't you think the Duelmaster is being unfair? I think JUMBO MUMBO should let THREEKARD be Duelmaster for a while, without fighting about it. Who was the wiseguy that said NORTH FORK's Duelmaster was paying for drinks at The Warty Toad? Don't look at me! I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies. Really, I just wing this stuff. CARNIVAL was NORTH FORK's most avoided team. Is there some award for that? Hhmph! What kind of warriors are ROYAL FLUSH? CARNIVAL, an easy team to beat if I ever saw one, can't get them to accept an invitation! I'm not so sure BLACK JACK SHELACK knew all the facts when he challenged THE MIGHTY SORE of DRAKE'S COMICS. I saw BLACK JACK SHELACK stumbling and dribbling at The Warty Toad last week... THE MIGHTY SORE beat BLACK JACK SHELACK, and was I surprised (right!). But its a good thing THE MIGHTY SORE could stop laughing long enough to give BLACK JACK SHELACK a good pounding. People were asking me did QUEEN OF DENIAL REALLY challenge CUP OF CAT? (all right, maybe they didn't, but it sounded good!) It wasn't a spectacular fight, or anything, but CUP OF CAT wants me to write about it since he subdued QUEEN OF DENIAL. Satisfied? CHAOS must not be a good enough fighter to get in fair fights. She challenged LEVIATHAN OF LARD. 13 is a big difference. (Well, that's what they tell me.) I thought CHAOS showed great skill and promise when she was overcame by LEVIATHAN OF LARD. All right, so I slept through it! Big deal! Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other! Don't you guys ever give it a break? What a bummer! BROOMSTICK got wasted by 100% COLUMBIAN! But with a 8-8-0, I guess LAND OF OZ aren't too bummed. What a bunch of heartless! I couldn't believe how many people were snickering when LARA CROFT killed VALLET. So he had a 6-6-0, that's no excuse! D'ya think ARSENIC is feeling guilty for killing DRAKE'S COMICS' QUICKSILVER, a mere boy? Naah, I doubt it. It was kind of sad, seeing old OPIUM stumbling around the arena, before WOLVERINE finished him off. Oh well! Fight, fight, fight. Is that all you guys can do? Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain. Soak it in cold water, and hand wash. I gotta leave. NORTH FORK is like such a dump, and you guys smell too much! Its been really albendranius! Later, guys-- Debby Tonte DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME JUMBO MUMBO 4714 19 1 1 155 SPOONERTIKS (523) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME THE MIGHTY SORE 4490 16 10 0 137 DRAKE'S COMICS (463) TENT IN QUARANTINO 4816 16 3 0 106 SPOONERTIKS (523) HONEY BEAR 3032 18 14 0 105 THE BEAR'S PAW (150) CUP OF CAT 4926 11 4 0 104 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416) 101 PROOF!! 4495 16 12 0 98 COFFEE RULES! (505) SUGAR CUBE 4617 14 10 0 95 COFFEE RULES! (505) BEAR KEEPER 3782 21 29 2 94 CARNIVAL (411) ACE BAILEY 4948 7 6 0 93 ROYAL FLUSH (48) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME 100% COLUMBIAN 4874 10 6 2 86 COFFEE RULES! (505) JEM KATOREH 4499 18 21 1 85 THE MIDDLE WAY 3 (506) BLACK JACK SHELACK 4850 10 8 0 85 ROYAL FLUSH (48) STRAW FIRE 4350 11 7 0 83 LAND OF OZ (217) QUEEN OF DENIAL 4896 8 8 0 82 ROYAL FLUSH (48) ONE HIT WONDER 4680 15 6 0 81 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416) UR BRAIN ON EGG 4703 11 8 0 79 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416) SEKA 4612 11 12 0 73 SCREEN DREAMS (488) BELANNA TORRES 4898 8 8 0 73 THE FEDERATION (539) -BULFUR 5041 18 13 0 71 MEL'S DRAGOONS (553) FOLMOR GRIGG 4501 15 24 0 69 THE MIDDLE WAY 3 (506) LATTE 4667 15 7 0 67 COFFEE RULES! (505) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME ASOKA 2922 10 7 0 66 THE 7TH ORDER (294) FRANC N' STEEN 4649 15 6 0 65 CARNIVAL (411) KIRA NERYS 4941 7 4 1 62 THE FEDERATION (539) -PROBUS 4910 6 4 0 62 WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541) SPAWN 4283 5 6 0 60 FANTASTIC FIVE (477) CAPTAIN MARBLE 4634 11 11 0 57 DRAKE'S COMICS (463) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME RAINBOW 4553 6 6 0 56 LAND OF OZ (217) DEEP FRIED LARD 4975 9 1 0 54 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416) -VESPASIAN 4932 6 6 0 54 WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541) -LICINIUS 4912 5 4 0 54 WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541) BEAR ACUDA 4995 4 3 0 54 THE BEAR'S PAW (150) KING CRAB 4983 5 4 0 51 ROYAL FLUSH (48) SAMMEL 2952 12 6 3 49 THE 7TH ORDER (294) LARA CROFT 4980 6 3 1 48 SCREEN DREAMS (488) TARRANT 3012 8 7 2 45 THE 7TH ORDER (294) INCREDIBLE HULK 4280 7 4 0 45 FANTASTIC FIVE (477) TEN O'CHTITLAN 4982 6 3 0 45 ROYAL FLUSH (48) ARSENIC 4285 4 6 1 44 PURE POISON (478) NEDDIE OGIL 4663 10 13 0 43 THE MIDDLE WAY 3 (506) BEARFOOT 4875 8 9 0 42 THE BEAR'S PAW (150) COURAGE 4552 6 5 1 41 LAND OF OZ (217) -GALLIENUS 4956 4 5 1 41 WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541) -AUGUSTUS 4909 3 6 0 37 WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE (541) -SORN THE BALD 5037 9 9 0 36 MEL'S DRAGOONS (553) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME SEVEN OF NINE 4940 7 4 0 33 THE FEDERATION (539) BOMBAY 5043 5 0 0 33 COFFEE RULES! (505) WOLVERINE 4279 3 8 1 33 FANTASTIC FIVE (477) CYANIDE 4286 2 8 1 33 PURE POISON (478) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -DELARUE 5091 2 0 0 33 BORDEAUX - SAINTES (561) AXE 4551 6 5 0 30 LAND OF OZ (217) JADZIA-DAX 4900 6 10 0 30 THE FEDERATION (539) CRABBS 5093 3 0 0 28 CARNIVAL (411) -BORN LOSER 5032 4 1 0 25 MEL'S DRAGOONS (553) HENBANE 4289 4 6 0 24 PURE POISON (478) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME STRYCHNINE 4838 6 3 0 21 PURE POISON (478) PERFECT PARRI 4967 4 8 0 21 CARNIVAL (411) MIMI 4990 1 2 0 21 DREWS CREW (546) IVAN POISY 5112 2 0 0 19 SPOONERTIKS (523) -JEAN-LUC DELPECH 5089 2 0 0 17 BORDEAUX - SAINTES (561) -RENAUD DION 5088 1 1 0 17 BORDEAUX - SAINTES (561) -LAVERGNE 5092 2 0 0 15 BORDEAUX - SAINTES (561) RONDOL QUIGLO 4978 2 8 0 15 THE MIDDLE WAY 3 (506) LEVIATHAN OF LARD 5113 1 1 0 15 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416) FRUSTRATION 5067 2 1 0 14 MY DAY (557) IRON MAN HAMMER 5063 1 1 0 14 AVENGER HAMMERZ (556) THE THING 4927 3 4 0 13 FANTASTIC FIVE (477) NEER BEAR 5073 1 0 0 12 MIXED-UP MIXERS (558) KATE 4992 2 1 0 11 DREWS CREW (546) WARLOCK 4837 1 8 0 11 FANTASTIC FIVE (477) MASS STUPIDITY 5068 3 0 0 10 MY DAY (557) BUFFY 5086 1 2 0 10 SCREEN DREAMS (488) DABO GIRL 5023 2 3 0 9 THE FEDERATION (539) JUGGLENOUGHT 5111 1 1 0 9 DRAKE'S COMICS (463) MUTUS BRAXIMUS 5095 2 1 1 8 SPOONERTIKS (523) STROKE BROKER 5094 2 1 0 8 SPOONERTIKS (523) BEAR NEKKID 5126 1 0 0 8 THE BEAR'S PAW (150) HAWKEYE HAMMER 5061 0 2 0 8 AVENGER HAMMERZ (556) CHAOS 5065 2 1 0 7 MY DAY (557) LEWIS 4989 2 1 0 7 DREWS CREW (546) STINGRAY HAMMER 5064 1 1 0 7 AVENGER HAMMERZ (556) OSWALD 4991 1 2 0 5 DREWS CREW (546) DREW 4993 1 2 0 5 DREWS CREW (546) CARNAGE 5069 1 2 0 5 MY DAY (557) -TOE FOO 5054 1 1 0 4 MEL'S DRAGOONS (553) MAYHEM 5066 0 3 0 3 MY DAY (557) PANTHER HAMMER 5062 0 2 0 2 AVENGER HAMMERZ (556) -RONY MARTIAS 5090 0 2 0 2 BORDEAUX - SAINTES (561) BEARNAISE 5114 0 2 0 2 THE BEAR'S PAW (150) GOLIATH HAMMER 5060 0 2 0 2 AVENGER HAMMERZ (556) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? MESAANA 3384 3 3 0 THE 7TH ORDER 294 DARK CHAMPION 24 203 NONE DEMANDRED 3471 0 3 0 THE 7TH ORDER 294 DARK CHAMPION 24 203 NONE RING D'BELL 4300 16 11 0 CARNIVAL 411 JUMBO MUMBO 4714 199 NOT REVE FOGGY 5070 0 1 0 CARNIVAL 411 GALENIUM 5015 200 VALLET 4963 6 6 0 DRAKE'S COMICS 463 LARA CROFT 4980 203 QUICKSILVER 5029 3 2 0 DRAKE'S COMICS 463 ARSENIC 4285 203 BROOMSTICK 4474 8 8 0 LAND OF OZ 217 100% COLUMBIAN 4874 203 NUZZLY FLAVA 5075 0 1 0 MIXED-UP MIXERS 558 MUTUS BRAXIMUS 5095 202 OPIUM 4287 5 5 0 PURE POISON 478 WOLVERINE 4279 203 JILL KELLY 5087 1 2 1 SCREEN DREAMS 488 ARENAMASTER OKEL 23 203 NONE PERSONAL ADS All -- Somehow I've failed to announce this for two turns, but better late than never.... I'm back!! Please welcome my latest band of misfits: Bordeaux-Saintes!! I've been working on getting back to my home away from home (home being Aruak City, which currently has more scum than this here swamp), and have finally made it! Ahhhhh, the peculiar smell of North Fork. Good to be back--and good to be 7-3. -- Dr. Mabuse, Exalted Clark, Griswald Clan, Vendetta Cartel Abraxis -- Well met! Glad to find you active again in the swamp! For the upcoming TW, I'll be deferring to the Lion of Leadership--El Gatito--Kat. -- Dr. Mabuse, Bordeaux-Saintes Drake -- Once again I enjoyed the NF Annual Review--and I barely was here long enough to show up in it! Alas, Tchmil is not along for this tour of duty. -- Dr. Mabuse Drake -- By my count, and I update my records on such things each turn, Incredible Sulk, along with Mary Ann, did in fact have 17 political points. -- Crip P.S. On the other hand, I show Threekard with 12, so I suspect I missed Threekard picking up a TV or somesuch thing. Kat -- I see nothing wrong with those stat raises. In fact, were Grinnon my warrior, I'd be raising his ST/CN/WL a little more, but not to burn skills, in ADM. -- Crip Quicksilver -- That was 35 points for you, not 335. -- Crip Folmor Grigg -- If you insist, "It Isn't So." -- Queen of Denial Folmor Grigg -- Do I get Swampvivor points for doing what you say? -- Queen Of Denial Queen of Denial -- Folmor didn't say Simon Says, so you weren't supposed to do it. -- Crip Queen of Denial -- P.S. No Points for You! -- Crip Drake -- Agree with Spawn, total wins is more relevant than percentage; percentage should be the tie-breaker. -- Crip Carny -- 32 point gain? What! -- Crip Jem Katoreh -- You obviously are no where near the teacher that Folmor is. -- Queen of Denial The Mighty Sore -- Since when do midgets get to hit so hard. -- Black Jack Shellack, wincing after you whacked & smacked him across the back Ur Brain On Egg -- Something tells me you don't like two Flush in the mornings. -- Ace Bailey Broomstick -- Next time, sharpen the handle and not the pointy end of the Broomstick. -- King Crab Rainbow -- Feels satisfying to finally match up with one of you Consortium types and walk away with a win. Looks like the rest did most of you (present company excluded) some good. -- Ten O'Chtitlan Quicksilver -- You were the drake and I was the comic. A salute to your skill. -- Axe Ten O' -- Was there some reason why you thought teaching me THOSE skills made sense? If I'm going to let you take my pot of gold, I surely expect some good learnin'. -- Rainbow Flushers -- With Crab and Ten O' and Broomie and me all splittin' even, we need to press on elsewhere. You think? -- Rainbow Jadzia-Dax -- I like my turkeys federated. -- Courage Folmor Grigg -- You drew me on one of my very best days. -- Straw Fire Jumbo Mumbo -- Duelmaster again. Well done! And Threekard is going to the Big Time? A salute to Carny. -- Oz The All-Praising Slugbait -- How's the new life? -- Oz The All-Inquisitive Spawn, Jorja, Mr. Coffee, Carny, Drake -- Thank you all for the kind words and the greetings. (Regreetings?) It is good to be back in the swamp. When Doc Steele decided to play Wicked Witch of The West in Aruak City, Kennelworth "brought me along." The likelihood is that you will see Consortiumites in all the "slows." -- Oz The All-Thankful Screen Dreams -- Way to go. Team on move! -- Mr Coffee Avenger Hammerz/Mixed-Up Mixers -- Welcome to the swamp. -- Mr. Coffee Hammer -- That you? -- Mr. Coffee B-Saintes/My Day/Drew's Crew -- Good turns. Keep it up. -- Mr Coffee Jorja -- Use the "other" end of the weapons. (grin) -- Mr. Coffee Crip/Ace Bailey -- You're just jealous because I am 100% and there are 4 aces in a deck. -- 100% Columbian/Mr Coffee Oz -- I'll take your bet. Yep, I knew that the broomstick was pointed. Now pay up. You can pay in bags of coffee. -- Coffee Rules!/Mr. Coffee mgr. Carny -- Thanks for the congrats, but Spawn took it back. Maybe I'll get it back again. -- Mr. Coffee Drake -- Cocoa is good. But Coffee is better! -- Mr. Coffee P.S. I'll take 4 issues out of the 25 cent bin. Put 'em on Oz's bill. Queen of Denial -- No, no! A thousand times No! -- Jem Katoreh P.S. What else COULD I say? Deep Fried Lard -- I'd like to take you home and feed you to my Captured Orc. -- Neddie Ogil P.S. But you're too greasy; I can't get a grip. Straw Fire -- So long as there are no coals left lying around to be stepped on accidentally, I'm fine with that. -- Folmor Grigg Lara Croft -- I know, I know, I've already HAD my win for this year. But I just kinda wished for a second one. -- Rondol Quiglo P.S. Jorja said something about "practicing more," but that's nonsense. Queen of Denial -- How could I feel badly after meeting such a lovely wench as you? -- Folmor Grigg Thirty-One -- (so phrased to sneak past Hal) You're welcome. -- Neddie Ogil Threekard -- Another close run thing. I'm expecting the result to be reversed this time out, what with you having your faves and all. Congrats on the invite and luck in ADM! -- Jumbo M Panther Hammer -- That's what I call a hammer! -- Stroke B Nuzzly Flava, RIP -- Wow, you certainly go to prove some peoples theory about your styles chances of survival. One shot to your buttocks and you die in the infirmary?! What from?? I shudder to think! -- Mutus B. Mimi -- Don't even think of trying to take a bite of me! -- Ivan Poisy Kat -- Congrats on Grinnon; didn't realize he was a nine year old malt! I'm sure Honey won't be far behind and they can have an Old School Reunion. That'd be sweet! -- Spawn Drake -- Enjoyed the sulky script. One Q, did you succumb to temptation and burn the ST to 21 or not?? -- Spawn the Curious.... Oz -- Just gives you an idea of just how quickly he can gather information and act upon it, doesn't it? -- Drake Spawn -- Tell them not to lose next time then. -- Drake 100% -- I get the feeling that, were it not for the contest, I'd have been retired many turns ago. -- Cpt. Marble Delarue -- Ditto. -- Vallet Axe -- You can't chop down everything. -- Quicksliver Black Jack Shelack -- And 'the' does to count as a word. -- The Mighty Sore Lewis -- You're a creepy dude. -- Jugglenought Rondol Quiglo -- I was just seeing if you were paying attention. The personal was sent to Chimlevtal by "31", my manager's name in 47. Just a comment on our random back to back matchups. -- 7 of 9 Renald Dion -- I go into Desp. Strat, start lighting you up, then this guy in the stands starts calling ME names! Friend of yours? -- 7 of 9 Frank-N-Steen -- Thanks for pointing that out. They ended up being bits of your brains. No wonder you're training Wit. Would it help if I gave them back? -- Belanna Torres Grinnon Bearit -- Congrats on invite. -- Carny Welcome -- Avenger Hammer, mixed-up. -- Carny, Carnival Jumbo Mumbo -- Let's go for one last deal. Double or nothing. -- Threekard Cup of Cat -- You pulled the ol' jump ploy. -- Bear Keeper Belanna Torres -- A pleasure to teach someone who learns. -- Franc N' Steen Bombay -- I won on points. -- Perfect Parr Frustration -- The battle of the unbeatens went to me. -- Crabbs Spoonertiks -- Congrats on the #1's. -- Carny Arena -- We want Threekard! We want Threekard! -- Fans Royal Flush -- I avoid and avoid and yet in every arena you get me. -- Slugbait Crip -- Great contest. Thanks for the fun. -- Slugbait Oz -- Great to have you back. -- Slugbait Jem -- I go down real smooth. -- Cup Blackjack -- I tried to use the frying pan but R.S.I. won't let me. -- UR Brain 101 -- I love the skills but worry when I see your name. -- One-Hit 9 September 2003 WE'RE LOOKING FOR A FEW GOOD MANAGERS! If you think you have what it takes to match wits and blades with some of the best managers in Alastari, then WE WANT YOU! The Tournament Of The Golden Scrod #4 will begin in Aradi (DM 60) the turn after the Fall Mail-In. It's not too late for you to sign up. I realize that many of you may be hesitant after seeing that myself and Hombre have teamed up again, but we'll try to take it easy on you guys a little bit. For more information on T#%S IV, please contact me at ganolus@aol.com. We're looking for a few good managers...the few, the proud, the TOGS! -- Ganolus Oakleaf, T#%S IV Commish 15 September 2003 An Announcement Concerning the Brotherhood of the Blade Alliance: I have chosen to withdraw my membership from the Brotherhood of the Blade alliance. The years I have spent in the alliance have been the best of my DM career. I leave the alliance with many great friends and will always remain close to my former brethren. The Brotherhood of the Blade will not skip a beat without my membership. It remains in very capable hands and its roster is among the strongest in the game. With the return on some of its founding members to DM, I know the BOB will continue to grow in strength and prestige in the years to come. -- The Sandman 29 September 2003 All -- Let it be known that the Firm accepts SOL into its ranks. The Firm is: SunGod, Dark Spirit, Youngblood, Tripwire, and SOL. LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS MESAANA was butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight. JILL KELLY was slaughtered by ARENAMASTER OKEL in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle. DEMANDRED was easily killed by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena match. THREEKARD was luckily beaten by JUMBO MUMBO in a 5 minute Bloodfeud Title duel. BLACK JACK SHELACK was overpowered by THE MIGHTY SORE in a 1 minute Challenge match. 101 PROOF!! won victory over BEAR KEEPER in a 1 minute master's Challenge fight. ACE BAILEY bested STRAW FIRE in a 5 minute veteran's Challenge competition. FRANC N' STEEN lost to JEM KATOREH in a popular 2 minute expert's Challenge duel. UR BRAIN ON EGG vanquished FOLMOR GRIGG in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight. QUEEN OF DENIAL was beaten by CUP OF CAT in a 1 minute Challenge melee. 100% COLUMBIAN executed BROOMSTICK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight. DEEP FRIED LARD was savagely defeated by BELANNA TORRES in a 4 minute competition. BEAR ACUDA was subdued by LATTE in a 2 minute Challenge match. KIRA NERYS devastated COURAGE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout. KING CRAB unbelievably bested BEARFOOT in a action packed 3 minute Challenge fight. TEN O'CHTITLAN viciously subdued NEDDIE OGIL in a 1 minute gruesome Challenge duel. JADZIA-DAX was outlasted by BOMBAY in a 7 minute Challenge brawl. VALLET was executed by LARA CROFT in a 2 minute brutal one-sided Challenge match. STROKE BROKER was overpowered by AXE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight. CHAOS slimly lost to LEVIATHAN OF LARD in a 3 minute novice's Challenge contest. MAYHEM was defeated by RONDOL QUIGLO in a 2 minute Challenge duel. IVAN POISY subdued DABO GIRL in a action packed 1 minute beginner's Challenge bout. BUFFY slimly won victory over OSWALD in a 2 minute novice's Challenge bout. FRUSTRATION defeated LEWIS in a tiresome 5 minute beginner's Challenge fight. TENT IN QUARANTINO defeated SUGAR CUBE in a 4 minute veteran's duel. ONE HIT WONDER was overpowered by HONEY BEAR in a tiresome 6 minute uneven match. SEKA lost to VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute veteran's fray. ASOKA viciously subdued INCREDIBLE HULK in a 2 minute bloody bout. SAMMEL lost to RAINBOW in a 2 minute bout. SPAWN narrowly defeated TARRANT in a action packed 3 minute gruesome fight. CAPTAIN MARBLE overpowered CAPTURED ORC in a slow 9 minute one-sided match. QUICKSILVER was savagely slain by ARSENIC in a 2 minute novice vs. veteran bout. SEVEN OF NINE bested PERFECT PARRI in a 1 minute duel. OPIUM was savagely slain by WOLVERINE in a exciting 9 minute brutal struggle. THE THING was devastated by CYANIDE in a 1 minute gory uneven bout. STRYCHNINE subdued WARLOCK in a 3 minute match. HENBANE overcame STINGRAY HAMMER in a 3 minute gory expert vs. novice match. DREW was vanquished by IRON MAN HAMMER in a exciting 1 minute mismatched bout. KATE overcame GOLIATH HAMMER in a 1 minute novice's duel. HAWKEYE HAMMER was overpowered by CRABBS in a action packed 1 minute uneven battle. PANTHER HAMMER was bested by MASS STUPIDITY in a 4 minute amateur's match. MIMI vanquished MUTUS BRAXIMUS in a 1 minute one-sided conflict. CARNAGE was bested by JUGGLENOUGHT in a 1 minute amateur's match. BEARNAISE was handily defeated by NEER BEAR in a 2 minute one-sided conflict. BEAR NEKKID beat MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute novice's fight. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |LUNGING ATTACK 14 WALL OF STEEL 67 - 40 - 1 63 | |WALL OF STEEL 12 STRIKING ATTACK 58 - 49 - 3 54 | |TOTAL PARRY 12 TOTAL PARRY 51 - 45 - 0 53 | |BASHING ATTACK 12 LUNGING ATTACK 83 - 76 - 5 52 | |STRIKING ATTACK 11 PARRY-LUNGE 15 - 14 - 4 52 | |SLASHING ATTACK 9 AIMED BLOW 25 - 24 - 0 51 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 SLASHING ATTACK 17 - 23 - 0 43 | |PARRY-LUNGE 4 BASHING ATTACK 42 - 57 - 3 42 | |PARRY-STRIKE 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 6 - 13 - 1 32 | |AIMED BLOW 2 PARRY-STRIKE 6 - 16 - 0 27 | Turn 203 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 5 - 7 5 WALL OF STEEL WALL OF STEEL 8 - 4 PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 3 2 LUNGING ATTACK STRIKING ATTACK 7 - 4 LUNGING ATTACK 5 - 9 1 AIMED BLOW AIMED BLOW 1 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 6 1 TOTAL PARRY PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 2 1 BASHING ATTACK TOTAL PARRY 6 - 6 1 SLASHING ATTACK TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME WALL OF STEEL JUMBO MUMBO 4714 19 1 1 155 SPOONERTIKS (523) AIMED BLOW TENT IN QUARANTINO 4816 16 3 0 106 SPOONERTIKS (523) TOTAL PARRY HONEY BEAR 3032 18 14 0 105 THE BEAR'S PAW (150) LUNGING ATTACK CUP OF CAT 4926 11 4 0 104 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416) STRIKING ATTACK UR BRAIN ON EGG 4703 11 8 0 79 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416) SLASHING ATTACK ASOKA 2922 10 7 0 66 THE 7TH ORDER (294) PARRY-LUNGE BEAR ACUDA 4995 4 3 0 54 THE BEAR'S PAW (150) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is 100% COLUMBIAN 4874. The most popular warrior this turn was STRAW FIRE 4350. The ten other most popular fighters were BELANNA TORRES 4898, BEARFOOT 4875, ARSENIC 4285, WOLVERINE 4279, JEM KATOREH 4499, TARRANT 3012, JUMBO MUMBO 4714, MAYHEM 5066, ASOKA 2922, and SAMMEL 2952. The least popular fighter this week was BOMBAY 5043. The other ten least popular fighters were CAPTAIN MARBLE 4634, OPIUM 4287, LEWIS 4989, FRUSTRATION 5067, HONEY BEAR 3032, JADZIA-DAX 4900, BEARNAISE 5114, MASS STUPIDITY 5068, HAWKEYE HAMMER 5061, and GOLIATH HAMMER 5060. The following warriors will travel to ADVANCED DUELMASTERS after next turn: JUMBO MUMBO (47-4714) SPOONERTIKS (523) The following warriors have traveled to ADVANCED DUELMASTERS after fighting this turn: THREEKARD (47-4600) CARNIVAL (411) NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS) For those of you who keep track of such things, 18 additional warriors graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament: CAFFEINE JUNKIE (3-6110) ADDICTED CATFISH HUNTER (5-3315) PARTY ANIMALS MATTAHOOPLE (16-4203) GIFTED GODS SWEET JANE (53-6535) THE DARK TEMPLE LIL NOIR (62-3311) ENIGMA NARCISSISTIC NUN (69-8644) ODD SQUAD LEGION '8' (71-2369) D.O.A. RAW SEX APPEAL (82-1331) WHY WE LOVE TUM ZOMBIE STOMP (82-2617) NO MORE TEARS VIOLENT VOLE (82-4565) MAMMAL MILITIA LADY OF THE MOON (82-5481) HARM NONE KAMIKAZI GNAT (82-6073) DEADLY ATTACKS II THE 13TH WARRIOR (82-6346) STOOPID MOVIES SIRTON (82-9190) I AM SUCK DUNE (82-10414) 4-LETTER EPICS FLEM (82-12614) 4-LETTER FLUIDS GREENHOUSE EFFECT (82-12996) GLOBAL WARMING UGLY (82-14501) 4-LETTER DESCRIPTION -- Green Eyes FACE-TO-FACE TOURNEY XXXI PRIMUS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME KING PIN 282 (112-85-2) 6 3 0 ROYAL FLUSH KING KEY 281 (115-91-0) 2 3 0 ROYAL FLUSH ELIGIBLES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME PRINCE APPLE 325 (94-69-2) 2 3 0 ROYAL FLUSH ADM TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME FIGHTER ACE 1189 (49-37-6) 3 3 0 ROYAL FLUSH KING FORADAY 3762 (37-36-4) 2 3 0 ROYAL FLUSH SPAZ GHOST 4161 (37-16-1) 1 3 0 DRAKE'S COMICS FRESHMEN TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME APPLE JACK 4011 (25-16-4) 1 3 0 ROYAL FLUSH PERFECT TEN 4218 (20-17-1) 1 3 0 ROYAL FLUSH CHAMPIONS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME GRINNON BEARIT 2955 (19-14-2) 3 3 0 THE BEAR'S PAW MARY ANN 4378 (12-16-0) 2 3 0 SCREEN DREAMS ZEEL BEBUB 4713 (11-5-1) 1 3 0 SPOONERTIKS NEEVA 3670 (13-7-1) 0 3 0 DARQUE FORCES ONE HIT WONDER 4680 (12-5-0) 0 3 0 MYSTIC ORC FEAST UR BRAIN ON EGG 4703 (9-6-0) 0 3 0 MYSTIC ORC FEAST ADEPTS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME CJ 4752 (7-8-2) 8 2 0 DEAD SCREEN DREAMS TOONERSPIK 4715 (7-8-0) 3 2 0 DEAD SPOONERTIKS BLACK JACK SHELACK 4850 (9-5-0) 3 3 0 ROYAL FLUSH PROBUS 4910 (4-4-0) 1 3 0 WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE AUGUSTUS 4909 (2-5-0) 0 3 0 WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE LICINIUS 4912 (4-3-0) 0 3 0 WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE VESPASIAN 4932 (5-5-0) 0 3 0 WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE INITIATES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME KAIN PILLER 4969 (2-4-0) 4 1 0 DEAD SPOONERTIKS ACE BAILEY 4948 (4-5-0) 7 3 0 ROYAL FLUSH DEEP FRIED LARD 4975 (6-0-0) 4 3 0 MYSTIC ORC FEAST GALLIENUS 4956 (4-3-1) 0 3 0 WHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE APPRENTICES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME KING CRAB 4983 (3-2-0) 7 3 0 ROYAL FLUSH BEAR ACUDA 4995 (1-2-0) 1 3 0 THE BEAR'S PAW NOVICES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME NORMA JEAN 5017 (2-0-0) 3 2 0 DEAD SCREEN DREAMS ROOKIES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME HAWKEYE HAMMER 5061 (0-0-0) 2 3 0 AVENGER HAMMERZ