DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 06/15/2004    Duedate: 07/12/2004

NORTH FORK ARENA

DM-47    TURN-212

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

HONEY BEAR
THE BEAR'S PAW (150)
(47-3032) [26-14-0,159]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

HONEY BEAR                     PROPHET OF NTH
THE BEAR'S PAW (150)           FUN FUN HA HA (576)
(47-3032) [26-14-0,159]        (47-5215) [1-1-0,63]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

CUP OF CAT                     NEEVA
MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)         DARQUE FORCES (396)
(47-4926) [14-10-0,104]        (47-3670) [18-8-1,101]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

ROYAL FLUSH (48)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. LAND OF OZ (217)            49
2. CHEAP THRILLS (580)         45      SPOONERTIKS (523)
3. NATURAL B. KILLERS 2 (584)  39      Unchartered Team
4. STRETSAMLEUD (575)          38
5. MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)      35NATURAL B. KILLERS 2 (584)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*NATURAL B. KILLERS (584)   4   1  0 80.0   1/ 2 ROYAL FLUSH (48)         12  3 1
 2/ 4*CHEAP THRILLS (580)       10   5  0 66.7   2/ 4 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)   12  3 0
 3/ 2 SPOONERTIKS (523)         88  48  7 64.7   3/ 3 BORDEAUX - SAINTES (561) 11  4 0
 4/ 3 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)   233 134 17 63.5   4/13*CHEAP THRILLS (580)      10  5 0
 5/ 1*ALL-STAR NANA'S (457)     17  11  3 60.7   5/ 5 LAND OF OZ (217)         10  5 0
 6/ 6 LAND OF OZ (217)         394 272 12 59.2   6/ 1*ALL-STAR NANA'S (457)     8  6 0
 7- 7 DREAM TEAMS (578)         20  14  1 58.8   7/11 DARQUE FORCES (396)       8  7 2
 8- 8 LIFE'S LESSONS (562)      81  59  5 57.9   8/12*STRETSAMLEUD (575)        8  7 2
 9/ 9 COFFEE RULES! (505)      101  78  5 56.4   9- 8 THE FEDERATION (539)      7  3 0
10/14 ROYAL FLUSH (48)         564 437 30 56.3  10/20*RAT SALAD (577)           7  7 0
11/13 DRAKE'S COMICS (463)     135 105  4 56.3  11/ 7*SECOND BANANAS (573)      7  8 1
12/10 MY DAY (557)              29  23  0 55.8  12/26 SPOONERTIKS (523)         6  6 1
13/21*STRETSAMLEUD (575)        11   9  2 55.0  13/18*MANEGERIAL MAYHEM (574)   6  7 1
14/12 BORDEAUX - SAINTES (561)  23  19  0 54.8  14/ 6 COFFEE RULES! (505)       6  8 2
15/15 DARQUE FORCES (396)       73  62  5 54.1  15/15*KNIGHTS TEMPLAR (568)     6  9 1
16-16*OLD HABITS (566)           8   7  1 53.3  16/22*FUN FUN HA HA (576)       5  5 1
17/17 THE BEAR'S PAW (150)     282 253 29 52.7  17/10 DRAKE'S COMICS (463)      5  6 0
18/ 5*FUN FUN HA HA (576)        5   5  1 50.0  18/16*DUR EDHEL (579)           5 10 1

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/19 SKELETON KEY (493)        57  59  2 49.1  19/ 0*NATURAL B. KILLERS (584)  4  1 0
20-20 THE FEDERATION (539)      56  61  1 47.9  20/ 9 THE BEAR'S PAW (150)      4  6 0
21/11*SECOND BANANAS (573)       9  10  1 47.4  21/19 MY DAY (557)              4  6 0
22/27*RAT SALAD (577)           11  13  0 45.8  22/21 THE MIDDLE WAY 3 (506)    4  8 0
23/18*MANEGERIAL MAYHEM (574)    6   8  1 42.9  23/30 THE JESUITS (524)         4  9 2
24/22 THE JESUITS (524)         49  66 12 42.6  24/17*DREWS CREW (546)          4 11 0
25/24*KNIGHTS TEMPLAR (568)     13  18  1 41.9  25/31 SKELETON KEY (493)        4 11 0
26-25 HOME GUARD (402)          25  35  2 41.7  26-14 HOME GUARD (402)          3  2 0
27/26 THE MIDDLE WAY 3 (506)    90 133  2 40.4  27-23*OLD HABITS (566)          2  1 1
28/23*DREWS CREW (546)          17  28  1 37.8  28/32*AVENGER HAMMERZ (556)     1  6 0
29/28*DUR EDHEL (579)            7  13  1 35.0  29/27*MIXED-UP MIXERS (558)     1 14 0
30/31*MIXED-UP MIXERS (558)      6  24  0 20.0  30-25 LIFE'S LESSONS (562)      0  5 0
31/32*AVENGER HAMMERZ (556)      5  22  0 18.5  31-24 DREAM TEAMS (578)         0  4 0
32-33*EXALTED PATH (565)         1  13  0  7.1  32-33*EXALTED PATH (565)        0  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                                UNITED AT NORTH FORK

     Goat took a large dollop of goat cheese and spread it on a piece of rye bread.
He then shoved the whole thing down his throat and chased it with a tankard full of
goat milk.  Wiping his mouth with the back of his hand, he began to bellow for Voo-
Doo.  A nearby dwarf lifted his head from his table, held his hands over his ears and
glared evilly at the barbarian.  Goat simply smiled and was once again grateful that
goat milk wiped out hangovers.
     The boys had stayed at one of North Fork's finest inns, "The Bogside Bistro,"
and the accommodations had been exquisite.  Goat had been up for over an hour and was
becoming impatient.
     "Where is that damnable Voo-Doo?" he thought.
     Just then he saw the stark white of body paint out of the corner of his eye, as
Voo-Doo came down the stairs with that repulsive she-thing on his arm.  The karragit
seemed quite taken with her new beau, and her fawning, preening attitude almost was
enough to cause Goat to regurgitate his breakfast.  Voo-Doo also had a large smile on
his face and strangely his friend was wearing his voodoo doll from a leather thong
around his neck and his bag was nowhere in sight.  Then a flash of blue became
visible against the verdure skin of the female and Goat realized that Voo-Doo had
given the wench his bag.  This could be serious.
     Voodoo walked over to Goat, his arm around the karragit and introduced her.
"Goat, this is Marais and she will be traveling with us!"
     Just then Marais flicked her tongue out (it must have been 14 inches long) and
licked Voo-Doo on the ear.  Voodoo smiled in pleasure, as Goat rolled his eyes.
     Marais led Voo-Doo outside and Goat followed.  The barbarian, whose intelligence
belied his great size and demeanor realized that in order for this quest to succeed,
he would have to take a back seat to Voo-Doo and the very concept seemed ludicrous to
him.
     It soon became apparent that Marais was to be their only guide and that she and
Voo-Doo seemed to be very much in love.
     "Damn, that ABRAXIS.  Damn that CFH.  How could they have sent the mighty Goat
on such a mission?"
     He began to check his gear and prepare for the swamp.
     Marais produced some creatures that appeared to be a cross between lizards and
horses.  These creatures had webbed fingers and toes just like she did.  They
appeared to be well suited to the swamp.  Well, this trip might not be so bad if only
his companions would stop with the mushy crap.
     There were four of the creatures, one for each to use for a mount, and one to
use for a pack animal.  So they saddled their mounts, loaded their gear and set off
into the swamp.

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                                NORTH FORK YELLOW RAG

     Hear ye...hear ye....  Since Fizban ain't gonna write his North Fork Trib, I
guess I'll pick up the slack and support my alliance-mate.  What you'll read in these
lines is pretty much the truth...even if it's bent, twisted and stretched a mite...
you'll find it here.
     First, appears Goat really is leaving his friends from V.C. after all.  But...
did he really write the announcement?  Only his hairdresser knows!
     Whole lot of down-challenging going on the past couple of turns.  While the p-
ads are pretty tame...the stuff going on behind the scenes is just plain nasty.
     After The Bartender extends an invitation to Drake to join Beverages Inc. for
the Turf War, guess what happens?  Drake challenges Mixed-Up Mixers!  How y'all like
that for a Thank You Kindly?!
     Okay, let me pass our my awards for this turn:
     Chuckles Award goes to Oz for thinking he could even persuade us to lie and say
he was a "Great Manager."  Of course, a bigger lie would be to claim that I was even
a poor one!
     Rubber Chicken Award goes out to whomever spoofed the Vendetta United's
spotlight.  I almost crapped myself.  Kinda like Phat Phat does when he forgets he's
potty-trained.
     That's Telling 'Em Award goes to Kat for letting Bob the Bard and his one-legged
pal Eddie The Gimp know that the V.C. are more than nobodies.  Nobodies with sharp
weapons!!!
     PTHTHBT Award goes to Doc Mabuse for trying to drive my bus with his p-ad.  Just
remember, Doc, I might write nasty things about you.  And I might lie too!
     Would you believe there were more deaths in the Turf War this turn than in the
Jhans Death Contest?  It's true!
     Okay, Honorable Mention goes out to my alliance-mate, Asmo, for the kick ass way
he's kept things up for TWIII.  A job well done!  Kudos, my friend!!!
     Well, that's it this turn.  See y'all on the sands, and...stop avoiding me!
Believe it...I lose more than I win...ask CFH!

                                          -- Baphomet, TCB!

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                                     TW 3     #3

     Thanks to all those who listed new warriors--it DOES make scoring easier!  To
those who DIDN'T--please start!  Now...the scores!

*Alliance/Leader                            Total (Change)      Kills--S/M--Awd.

*Vendetta Cartel/Kat                           6335 ( +85)        7      9    8
   /Kat/The Bear's Paw/Paul Bearer             +590 (+100)        4      5    7
   /Fizban/Managerial Mayhem/ --                +75 ( +50)        1      0    0
   /Dr. Mabuse/Bordeaux-Saintes/Yohan Gene     +330 (  -5)        0      0    0
   /Master Darque/Darque Forces/Neeva          +580 (+220)        1      2    0
   /Phat Phat/Sretsamleud/ --                  -370 (-340)        1      0    0
   /Firehawk/Home Guard/Yuri Karlomov          (No Cert)
   /Street Legal/Life's Lessons/Gregola          -5 (  DF)        0      2    0
   /Slaughter Priest/My Day/Frustration         -55 (  DF)        0      0    1
   /Hammer/Avenger Hammerz/Giant Man Hammer    (Not Verif. *Fixed*)

*Fellowship of SCOMSS/Oz                       4980 ( -90)        3      7    3
   /Oz/Land of Oz/Hourglass                    +380 (+165)        0      3    1
   /Slugbait/Mystic Orc Feast/ --               +70 ( +30)        0      0    0
   /Crip/Royal Flush/Ace Bailey                (Not Decl. *Fixed*)
   /Mannequin./Second Bananas/Kramer            +95 (  +0)        1      0    0
   /Spawn/Spoonertiks/ --                      -665 (-335)        1      4    2
   /Soultaker/Old Habits/Mother Superior        +40 ( +40)        1      0    0

*Beverages, Inc./Mr. Coffee                    4440 (-635)        3      3    4
   /Mr. Coffee/Coffee Rules!/ --               +315 (+120)        2      3    4
   /The Bartender/Mixed-up Mixers/ --          -420 (-220)        0      0    0
   /Baphomet/Knights Templar/Art Pendragon     -495 (-535)        1      0    0
   /Drake/Drake's Comics/ --                   (Not Declared)

*Merced Mafia/The Mun                          5880 (+570)        4      2    7
   /The Mun/All-Star Nana's/Anje               +620 (+235)        2      2    5
   /Sub-Dude/Dream Teams/Campy                  -90 ( +10)        0      0    2
   /DJ Nth/10,001 Maniacs/Concrete Redhead       NF (  DF)        0      0    0
   /Centari/Cheap Thrills/Dirty Flores         (Not Decl. *Fixed*)
   /Daehir/Dur Edhel/Lissuin                   +300 (+300)        2      0    0

*Vendett@UNITED/CFH                            4735 (+225)        0      0    0
   /CFH/Rat Salad/Baby                         +125 (+225)        0      0    0
   /Goat/The Jesuits/Wyrd                      (Not Decl. *Fixed*)
   /Abraxis/Drew's Crew/Kate                   -290 (  +0)        0      0    0
   /VooDoo/Kill@Will/ --                         NF (  DF)        0      0    0
   /Jorja/Middle Way 3/ --                     (Not Decl., No Cert)

*61st Precept/31 OP                            5390 (+310)        0      2    0
   /31 OP/The Federation/Belana Torres         +380 (+305)        0      2    0
   /Skullagrim/Skeleton Key/ --                (No Cert)

** Alliance Standings:
   High Score        Vendetta Cartel (6355)  ;Merced Mafia (5880)
   DA Returns        Beverages, Inc. (2)     ;SCOMSS (1)
   Awards/Honors     Vendetta Cartel (8)     ;Merced Mafia (7)
   Stylelmasters     Vendetta Cartel (9)     ;SCOMSS (7)
   Kills             Vendetta Cartel (7)     ;Merced Mafia (4)

** Team Standings:
   High Score        All-Star Nana's (620)  ;The Bear's Paw (590)
   Awards/Honors     The Bear's Paw (7)     ;All-Star Nana's (5)
   Stylelmasters     The Bear's Paw (5)     ;Spoonertiks (4)
   Kills             The Bear's Paw (4)     ;Several Tied at (2)

** Warrior Standings:
   High Score        Witchcraze (500)     ;Bear Acuda (480)
   Awards/Honors     100% Columbian (and) Honey Bear (4 each)
   Stylemasters      Courage (3)          ;Many tied at (2)

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                                The Mr. Coffee Awards
***Most Kills, Warrior***     (All tied at *one*)
   Sugar Cube, Oski, Witchcraze, Mike, Maloney, Balki, Ahura Mazda, 100% Columbian,
Black Jack Shelack, Lissuin

***Highest W/L/K, team***
1.  All-Star Nana's      11- 3-2          9.  Sretsamleud          7- 8-1
2.  Royal Flush          11- 3-1          10. Knights Templar      6- 9-1
3.  Mystic Orc Feast     10- 5-0          11. Dur Edhel            6- 9-1
4.  Land of Oz            9- 5-0          12. Drew's Crew          6- 9-0
5.  Coffee Rules!         8- 6-2          13. Rat Salad            5-10-0
6.  Second Bananas        8- 6-1          14. The Middle Way 3     4- 8-0
7.  The Federation        8- 7-0          15. Mixed-up Mixers      3-12-0
8.  Darque Forces         7- 8-1          16. Skeleton Key         2-13-0

     Turn 3 saw the Merced Mafia close the gap with the Vendetta Cartel by a
substantial amount.  One alliance--Beverages, Inc.--gave up a large amount to try
being the first team in the 3000's!
     Ok, folks...that's all for this round.  Tune in next time, as we near the half
marker of these Turf Wars once again!

                         Bloody sands!
                              Asmo Dius, TCB

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                           The North Fork Monthly Examiner

     "Hello, North Fork."
     "Hello, Bob, how are you today?"
     "I am doing great.  How are you, Eddy?"
     "I am doing good."
     "We would like to apologize for our absence the last couple of turns.  The ale
here is really good, so we have been in a drunken stupor for these last couple of
months.  Now that we have sobered up, I think that this town is a little nicer.  Or
was it nicer when we were drunk?  I do have to admit that it looked nicer when we
were drunk, but who knows."
     "So Bob, what did you think about this last turn here in North Fork?"
     "Well...."
     "Oh yea and don't forget that there might be young ears listening to what you
say."
     "Okay, thanks for reminding me, Eddy.  I would hate to have those censors after
me."
     "So again now, what about this last turn in North Fork?"
     "Well, in my opinion this last turn was the worst thing I have ever seen.  This
arena is full of the most pathetic warriors I have ever seen in my entire life.  Does
the word WUSS have any meaning to any of you warriors out there in North Fork?  I
don't think that there was one good fight in the whole arena."
     "Wow Bob, you say that like it is a good thing."
     "Of course I do.  If I could have said what I really wanted too, I would have
had the censors all over me.  I don't want any fines.  I'm poor enough as it is right
now.  Those censors will fine you for almost anything.  The next thing you know they
will want to fine me for showing off my chest.  Crazy stuff."
     "We also noticed that we got some responses from our first write up.  From who
was it, oh yea Kat.  I think that he is some kind of loud mouth.  I don't think that
we should worry about him too much.  However, we do want to make a couple of comments
on what he said.  To start out Kat said it best; the Cartel is the who's who of
nobodies.  There is not much else we can say about that.  Next, he says that this is
his swamp.  Well the ownership of the swamp is a legal matter.  It does not mean the
person who smells the most like the swamp should own it.  Boy, I know that you smell
something fierce, Kat.  We also did some looking around and if I am not mistaken it
looks like Crip owns the majority of this town."
     "Last, but not least, we never play nice.  So get over it!"

                                                      Bob the Bard & Eddy the Gimp

            + ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ The North Woods #4 ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ +

On the Trier off northwestern Alastari:

     "Ship coming!"  Lockheart climbed a little higher on the mast and tried to focus
the spyglass one-handed.  Real sailors could hang on with their feet, he supposed,
and use both hands on the spyglass, but he had no intention of risking a fall.  "What
does it mean that it's flying a red flag with a black sun in the middle?"
     "Kurukar."
     "An enemy, then."  Lockheart began to ease himself down the mast.  "What do we
do now?"  He glanced over his shoulder at the approaching ship.  "And why are they
taking their sails down?"
     Tindel muttered something under his breath that Lockheart was sure was a curse.
"Do they have oars?"
     "Yeah."
     "Then they're going to try to ram us."
     Lockheart ducked the swing of the boom as their boat turned and hurried to
fasten their sail in a new position.  "Can we outrun them?"
     "Maybe, as long as they stay on the oars and we're lucky with the wind.  Our
biggest advantage is that we can sail in shallower water than they can."
     Lockheart looked over his shoulder at the pursuer.  "I really don't like
this...."  His teammate didn't answer, and Lockheart lifted the spyglass to look for
other ships.  If there should be a second enemy around, they were in serious trouble.
More serious than now.  There was another.  Of course.  That's the way their luck was
running today.  It was farther out on the lake, more or less in the direction they
were headed, larger than Tindel's boat but smaller than the pursuer from Kurukar.
"Who has a green flag with a yellow fish on it?"
     "That'd be Aradi's golden scrod."
     "Will they help us?"
     "Who knows?  Aradians are crazy."

            + ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ The North Woods #5 ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ +

Somewhere between North Fork and Kurukar:

     It was hot in the woods, stuffy, humid.  Even on this "road" the sky was
invisible.  The trees met above the track in a way that would have been more
appropriate in a rain forest.  What light seeped through was dull and directionless.
Captain Zarthynes had gone off to consult with the Shew, Gabaldan, about something,
leaving Jack Wolfspider, Nhavarl, and Norpramine to continue on their own.
     "Although how Zarthynes thinks he's going to FIND Gabaldan in this muck is more
than I can guess," Norpramine muttered.  "I'm not even sure what direction we're
going!"
     "North northeast," Nhavarl answered promptly.  When his companions looked
disbelieving, he shrugged.  "I just know.  It's a gift."
     "So long as it gets us to Kurukar, I don't care how he does it," Jack Wolfspider
said.  He whacked at a vine that dangled into their path.  It was unnecessary, they
could have passed it easily on either side, but as an expression of attitude...well,
none of them were arguing with Jack today.
     Norpramine, in the lead, paused and raised a hand to stop the other two.
"Something up ahead--more light coming through."
     "A clearing," Nhavarl said.  The Rirorni nodded and moved up beside the Med.
"Good!  I get claustrophobic with all these trees and no sky."
     Jack came up on Norpramine's other side.  "You can hear someone...cutting wood
with an axe, I think.  No, chopping back brush.  We're probably coming onto a
plantation."
     "Karnhorn?"
     Jack shrugged.  "Maybe, maybe not.  The Harkene tribes in this area plant,
sometimes.  And we're not right up to Kurukar's territory."
     "Best we stay out of sight, regardless," Norpramine said after a moment.
     "No going out into the sunlight."  Nhavarl sighed.
     "We take no chances," Jack said harshly.  "This is too important."
     The trail they were following didn't cooperate but ran straight to the clearing.
The three gladiators stood just inside the cover of the trees for a moment, watching
people hoe some crop that came waist-high and was almost bushy.  They weren't farmers
themselves and had no idea what the crop might be.  Not that it mattered.  Other farm
workers were hacking brush along the edges of the clearing, none of them on the side
of the clearing where the trail crossed.
     "We'll have to leave the trail to go around."  Norpramine sighed.  "We'll
probably get lost."
     "We can do this," Jack said quietly.  He turned and moved into the forest.
     Which rapidly became swampy.
     "We WILL get lost," Nhavarl wailed, grabbing a branch for support while he
pulled one foot out of knee-deep muck.  "I can keep track of north, but that won't be
enough!  There aren't any PATHS through here."

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                        ---===FREE BLADES REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
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 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 493): INSOMNIAC of DSM4 (The Sandman, mgr.)
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 491): JOSTLING JAGUAR of ARENA FELINES (Garfield, mgr.)
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 487): THE GOVERNATOR of POLITICALY INCORRECT (The Dark One)
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 488): SLOTHIS of MINOTAURS (?, mgr.)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 486): KARO LEE of MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  19 ZUWAYZA (turn 485): ADARA AL ZAHRA of JAGUAR WARRIORS (Noachian, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 242): CIARAN POWER of 50TH MILK RAS (Dr. Mabuse, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 477): COOKIE of CROC FILES (THawk, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 240): VILI of LORDS OF VALHALLA (High Lord Bosk, mgr.)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 473): STYLISH of SARATOGA GLORY (The Trainer, mgr.)
 DM  33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 471): LUCKY LADY HAMMER of CASINO HAMMERZ (Hammer, mgr.)
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 464): TOM THUMB of THE BEARS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  43 VEASTIAN (turn 428): PENICILLEN of MEDS (Berylstar, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 217): SCORPIUS of KNIGHT BREED (The Omnimancer, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 211): HONEY BEAR of THE BEAR'S PAW (Kat, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 198): TOM SMITH DISEASE of STRANGE TUNES (Berylstar, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 352): CAPTAIN CAVEMAN of LAFFALYMPICS (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 332): TRENT LOTT of DEATH BY STUPIDITY (The Sentinel, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 147): VANISH of THE INANIMATES (Mannequin, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 378): HEL of ARCTIC GUARDS from DWES EG (Yukon Cornelius)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 493): SOLITAIRE (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 491): HIGH JINKS (Jondeaux, mgr.)
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 487): STARBASE 5 (Zeus, mgr.)
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 488): PUNNY AMINALS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 486): THE HORDE (?, mgr.)
 DM  19 ZUWAYZA (turn 485): CURTAIN CALL (?, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 242): THE PENTARCHY (The Pentalque, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 477): SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 240): OVERLORDS (The Icelord, mgr.)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 473): SARATOGA GLORY (The Trainer, mgr.)
 DM  33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 471): CASINO HAMMERZ (Hammer, mgr.)
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 464): THE BEARS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  43 VEASTIAN (turn 428): HELL'S PAWNS (Harbinger, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 217): MOJO P@TROL (Master Voodoo, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 211): ALL-STAR NANA'S (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 198): STRANGE TUNES (Berylstar, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 352): GENERAL SURGERY (Darkfist, mgr.)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 332): FAVORITE GUYS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 147): MAGIC MAYHEM (Fizban, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 378): BLADES OF GRASS (Lord Andarus, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 491): JOSTLING JAGUAR of ARENA FELINES (Garfield, mgr.)
                           TILLOUISA of SWEET MAGIC (Jorja, mgr.)
               (turn 490): THE TICK of THE CITY (Berylstar, mgr.)
                           BARRY of THE CITY (Berylstar, mgr.)
                           PHANTAST of DREAMERS (Sleepy, mgr.)
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 486): BIRDSONG of GREENWARDENS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 485): TORLYN UNA of MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 242): TERRIBLE TOTOMAC of IDIOTIC ICCERS (THawk, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 240): LAPHROAIG of SINGLE MALTS (Berylstar, mgr.)
                               TIGBASA of STORMWATCH (Polar Bear, mgr.)
                               SIR PELLEAS of WILLBENDERS (Abraxis, mgr.)
                               STIGMA OF STUPID of UNFIT TO BE ORCS (Slugbait, mgr.)
 DM  43 VEASTIAN (turn 428): PENICILLEN of MEDS (Berylstar, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 217): SCORPIUS of KNIGHT BREED (The Omnimancer, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 210): TENT IN QUARANTINO of SPOONERTIKS (Spawn, mgr.)
                               BLACK JACK SHELACK of ROYAL FLUSH (Crip, mgr.)
                               100% COLUMBIAN of COFFEE RULES! (Mr. Coffee, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 351): ANDREW of ROLE MONSTERS (Keldon Blackfang, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 146): KASENKO of PERFECTION QUEST II (Mannequin, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Welcome NORTH FORK.  I, Olaf Modeen remember this place well.  Many the fights 
have I fought here.  The celebrations, the disappointments...  Woof!  ALL-STAR NANA'S 
were a bunch of dogs after ROYAL FLUSH got through with 'em!  6th ain't so sweet as 
1st!  You know what they say about the herd of lions who studied a judge...  
SPOONERTIKS moved up 14 places, to 12th.  Looking for a good fight, confident, 
skilled, tough opponents.  Well don't look at THE BEAR'S PAW, cause they dropped by 
11.  Some people say I ramble too much, I don't say anything relevant.  I repeat 
myself.  I ramble.  Well CHEAP THRILLS moved up 9, to 4th.  A team with purpose!  A 
team with the skill to back up their boasts!  Getting a 4-1-0 their first time out is 
NATURAL B. KILLERS 2.  What's with MANANA?  It actually beat BORDEAUX - SAINTES' 
JEAN-LUC DELPECH, and walked away with 23 more points from the fight.  Laughs were 
big at DARQUE FORCES while they watched WITCHCRAZE clobber SHELDON.  She lost 13 
points and got bruised from objects thrown from the stands.  Try as she might, NEEVA 
wasn't good enough at persuading HONEY BEAR to step down from the Duelmaster's 
throne...  I suppose you want to hear some rumors and dirty gossip about your fellow 
fighters?  Tough!   
     If at first you don't succeed, avoid.  That'll get you in the Spyreports.  How 
well I know the feeling of being in the most avoided team!  Don't fall out of 
practive, SKELETON KEY!  Management must be dealin', as the boys at ROYAL FLUSH ain't 
reelin'!  SKELETON KEY's mad!  What do people see in ILLIS?  Hers 3-1-1?  
STRETSAMLEUD ain't talkin', but she's got 33 points.  OSLOBEN BENBOBEN didn't quite 
know what to make of a challenge he received from ART PENDRAGON of KNIGHTS TEMPLAR, 
who is 22 points below him.  ART PENDRAGON perhaps got his just desserts, seeing as 
he was bested by OSLOBEN BENBOBEN and ended up with 43 recognition points.  I hate 
going to the effort of writing about the kind of fights that RAINBOW gets in.  She 
fights people like KALYPSO, 9 points below.  I thought RAINBOW showed great skill and 
promise when she bested KALYPSO.  All right, so I slept through it!  Big deal!   
     There have been some calls to lengthen the time limit.  Do you want the fighters 
to walk away, or not?  HUGR of THE JESUITS got 14 points for removing another young 
punk.  Tough luck, MIXED-UP MIXERS!  LISSUIN larned hers lesson (ILLIS taught it 
well), and we right likely won't be seein' 'im fight any STRETSAMLEUD members with 
the same gusto.  Someone told WHEELS OF STEEL that RAT SALAD never Bloodfeuded, that 
she'd have an easy kill.  Well, I'm sure whoever misled you is right sorry.  RAGNAROK 
was plum wore out after JAVA QUEEN pounded 'im silly in a Bloodfeud.  THE JESUITS'll 
have to get a little better before going after JAVA QUEEN again!  Here's some advice: 
study your opponent, master many skills, fight dirty.   
     Many other cities have retirement homes for aged warriors.  Any plans here?  All 
work and no play makes Olaf a dull fighter.  Work and play no fighter dull Olaf.  
Olaffighterwork and no play.  Time for my medication, so I'll leave now.  Practice, 
practice, practice!-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HONEY BEAR 3032              26  14  0   159       THE BEAR'S PAW (150)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BEAR ACUDA 4995               9   6  1   113       THE BEAR'S PAW (150)
 CUP OF CAT 4926              14  10  0   104       MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
 NEEVA 3670                   18   8  1   101       DARQUE FORCES (396)
-KIRA NERYS 4941              11   8  1   100       THE FEDERATION (539)
-BELANNA TORRES 4898          12  12  0    96       THE FEDERATION (539)
 QUEEN OF DENIAL 4896         12  13  0    91       ROYAL FLUSH (48)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DEEP FRIED LARD 4975         16   3  0    90       MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
 PAULA BONES 4414             15   8  1    90       SKELETON KEY (493)
 ACE BAILEY 4948              11  11  0    89       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 RAINBOW 4553                 12   8  0    88       LAND OF OZ (217)
 KING CRAB 4983               11   7  0    87       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
-GREGOLA 5101                 18  10  0    86       LIFE'S LESSONS (562)
 FOLMOR GRIGG 4501            18  30  0    84       THE MIDDLE WAY 3 (506)
 CAPTAIN MARBLE 4634          14  14  0    82       DRAKE'S COMICS (463)
 COURAGE 4552                 10   9  1    81       LAND OF OZ (217)
 LATTE 4667                   17  14  0    77       COFFEE RULES! (505)
 FRUSTRATION 5067              9   2  0    74       MY DAY (557)
 MASS STUPIDITY 5068          11   0  0    71       MY DAY (557)
-THE FISHER KING 5104         14  14  1    69       LIFE'S LESSONS (562)
 KALYPSO 3603                 15  12  0    67       DARQUE FORCES (396)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OSLOBEN BENBOBEN 4561        11   8  0    64       SKELETON KEY (493)
 WITCHCRAZE 5201               5   0  1    63       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 PROPHET OF NTH 5215           1   1  0    63       FUN FUN HA HA (576)
-REGGIE 5230                   9   5  1    59       DREAM TEAMS (578)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-YURI KARLOMOV 4215            9   1  0    55       HOME GUARD (402)
 HOURGLASS 5127                8   1  0    54       LAND OF OZ (217)
 YOHAN GENE 5165               4   2  0    51       BORDEAUX - SAINTES (561)
 LEVIATHAN OF LARD 5113        8   3  0    49       MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
 SHELDON 4111                  5   1  1    49       ALL-STAR NANA'S (457)
-LAYTON 5098                   7   5  1    48       LIFE'S LESSONS (562)
 ANJE 4109                     5   1  0    48       ALL-STAR NANA'S (457)
-JENNA 5099                    8   4  3    47       LIFE'S LESSONS (562)
 BEAR NEKKID 5126              6   3  0    44       THE BEAR'S PAW (150)
 ART PENDRAGON 5151            4   3  0    43       KNIGHTS TEMPLAR (568)
 MUTUS BRAXIMUS 5095           8   4  3    42       SPOONERTIKS (523)
 IVAN POISY 5112               6   5  0    40       SPOONERTIKS (523)
-TAKALEREIHN II 4260           4   5  1    40       HOME GUARD (402)
-DABO GIRL 5023                6   7  0    39       THE FEDERATION (539)
 CORPULENT CORPSE 5250         4   0  0    37       MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WYRD 5167                     4   2  0    33       THE JESUITS (524)
 ILLIS 5207                    3   1  1    33       STRETSAMLEUD (575)
 DIRTY FLORES 5245             2   1  0    33       CHEAP THRILLS (580)
-SISTER MARY SARAH 5137        4   0  0    32       OLD HABITS (566)
 DONAVAN 4112                  4   2  0    30       ALL-STAR NANA'S (457)
 HUMBUG 5199                   3   2  0    30       LAND OF OZ (217)
 BELLILAUD 5204                3   0  0    30       BORDEAUX - SAINTES (561)
 KRAMER 5191                   2   1  0    30       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 RONDOL QUIGLO 4978            5  14  0    29       THE MIDDLE WAY 3 (506)
 TEN C-0 METER 5141            5   2  0    28       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
-THE RAMPAGING BULK 5133       5   1  0    28       DRAKE'S COMICS (463)
 FIGHTING TREE 5235            2   2  0    28       LAND OF OZ (217)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PAVEL MOLARI II 3665          5   7  1    27       HOME GUARD (402)
 BABY 5224                     4   1  0    27       RAT SALAD (577)
 HUGR 5170                     3   3  2    27       THE JESUITS (524)
 MANANA 5241                   2   1  0    27       CHEAP THRILLS (580)
 DREW 4993                     5   4  1    26       DREWS CREW (546)
 BALKI 5193                    2   2  1    25       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 DASTER MARQUE 5196            2   1  0    25       MANEGERIAL MAYHEM (574)
 JEAN-LUC DELPECH 5089         5   5  0    24       BORDEAUX - SAINTES (561)
 MAYHEM 5066                   4   7  0    24       MY DAY (557)
 SIR GALAHAD 5148              4   2  0    24       KNIGHTS TEMPLAR (568)
 ANGRY DRAGON 5243             3   0  0    24       CHEAP THRILLS (580)
 RODEKI 5208                   3   1  0    24       STRETSAMLEUD (575)
 BRONS 5150                    3   3  0    24       KNIGHTS TEMPLAR (568)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NIN QUIRE 5281                3   0  0    23       THE MIDDLE WAY 3 (506)
 GREEDY 5223                   3   2  0    23       RAT SALAD (577)
-BORIS MARKOV 4540             3   3  0    22       HOME GUARD (402)
-JEN HADAR 5181                4   1  0    21       THE FEDERATION (539)
 NICOLAS ANDRE 5166            2   4  0    21       BORDEAUX - SAINTES (561)
 JAVA QUEEN 5294               1   1  0    21       COFFEE RULES! (505)
-DA TING 5129                  1   0  0    21       DRAKE'S COMICS (463)
 PAUL BEARER 5187              3   2  1    20       THE BEAR'S PAW (150)
-GET THE POINT? 5097           3   4  0    19       LIFE'S LESSONS (562)
-FAT-BOY 5221                  3   1  0    19       RAT SALAD (577)
 CURSESHOCK 5234               2   2  0    19       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 LUD BIGHT 5283                2   0  0    19       SPOONERTIKS (523)
 AHURA MAZDA 5152              1   5  1    19       KNIGHTS TEMPLAR (568)
 DISIR 5168                    3   2  1    18       THE JESUITS (524)
 NORTON 5192                   3   1  0    18       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 KENSAI 5267                   1   2  0    18       RAT SALAD (577)
 KATE 4992                     4   5  0    17       DREWS CREW (546)
 TONYA PHARDING 4924           4   5  0    17       SKELETON KEY (493)
-SISTER MARY ELEPHANT 5219     2   1  1    17       OLD HABITS (566)
-PAVEL MOLARI III 4539         1   5  0    17       HOME GUARD (402)
 MISFORTUNE COOKIE 5275        1   2  0    17       MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
 ELDHWEN 5236                  2   2  0    16       DUR EDHEL (579)
 CLINTONLIKESBUSH 5318         1   0  0    16       NATURAL B. KILLERS 2 (584)
 RAGNAROK 5169                 4   2  1    15       THE JESUITS (524)
 HAWKEYE HAMMER 5061           1   6  0    15       AVENGER HAMMERZ (556)
 A LITTLE BABY 5214            2   0  0    14       FUN FUN HA HA (576)
 WASTED EFFORT 5153            1   4  0    14       MY DAY (557)
 ESTADIEU 5205                 2   1  0    13       BORDEAUX - SAINTES (561)
-FE MALE 5211                  3   1  0    12       DRAKE'S COMICS (463)
 BURNS 5190                    2   2  0    12       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 DARKHOLM 5298                 2   0  0    12       STRETSAMLEUD (575)
 SIR GAWAIN 5149               1   5  0    12       KNIGHTS TEMPLAR (568)
 CUTTIN ON WAX 5216            1   1  0    12       FUN FUN HA HA (576)
 NASTA 5297                    1   1  0    12       DUR EDHEL (579)
 SPAWING OF SPEWN 5197         2   1  0    11       MANEGERIAL MAYHEM (574)
 GALDR 5171                    2   3  1    10       THE JESUITS (524)
 DEVOUT CHRISTIAN 5321         1   0  0    10       NATURAL B. KILLERS 2 (584)
 BONSUR 5210                   2   2  0     9       STRETSAMLEUD (575)
 GHOSTFIRE 5304                1   0  1     9       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 DRASTARDY DAKE 5198           1   2  0     9       MANEGERIAL MAYHEM (574)
-NAKAMURI 5180                 1   0  0     9       EXALTED PATH (565)
 JACK & JILL 5310              1   0  0     9       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
-SISTER MARY CLARENCE 5262     0   1  0     9       OLD HABITS (566)
 CHRIS COLUMBUS 5319           1   0  0     7       NATURAL B. KILLERS 2 (584)
 MIMI 5284                     1   1  0     6       DREWS CREW (546)
 CRISTER MOFFEE 5289           1   1  1     5       MANEGERIAL MAYHEM (574)
 WHEELS OF STEEL 5217          1   1  1     5       FUN FUN HA HA (576)
 FILTHY SANCHEZ 5244           1   2  0     5       CHEAP THRILLS (580)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 COYOTE 5316                   1   0  0     5       CHEAP THRILLS (580)
 H. CORTEZ 5320                1   0  0     5       NATURAL B. KILLERS 2 (584)
 DUDE DUKE 5314                1   0  0     5       SKELETON KEY (493)
 OSWALD 5285                   1   1  0     4       DREWS CREW (546)
-VIDA 5228                     1   1  0     4       DREAM TEAMS (578)
-SAL 5226                      1   1  0     4       DREAM TEAMS (578)
 LEWIS 5286                    1   1  0     4       DREWS CREW (546)
 SCOTT 5299                    1   1  0     4       ALL-STAR NANA'S (457)
 HALATIR 5296                  1   1  0     4       DUR EDHEL (579)
 HELLUIN 5237                  0   4  0     4       DUR EDHEL (579)
-SINISTER 5123                 0   4  0     4       EXALTED PATH (565)
 A.D. 5305                     1   0  0     3       SPOONERTIKS (523)
 VISCIOUSNESS 5251             0   3  0     3       MY DAY (557)
-PENTACLE SILK 5122            0   3  0     3       EXALTED PATH (565)
 PELLA REES 5280               0   3  0     3       THE MIDDLE WAY 3 (506)
 MARRED TEENY 5291             0   2  0     2       MIXED-UP MIXERS (558)
 MOTH LITE 5290                0   2  0     2       MIXED-UP MIXERS (558)
-KIA 5125                      0   2  0     2       EXALTED PATH (565)
-DAJA LUST 5121                0   2  0     2       EXALTED PATH (565)
 FOR A GOOD TIME 5317          0   1  0     1       FUN FUN HA HA (576)
-CATFISH HUNTER 5279           0   1  0     1       DREAM TEAMS (578)
 WHITE SETTLER 5322            0   1  0     1       NATURAL B. KILLERS 2 (584)
 FASTDRAW 5315                 0   1  0     1       RAT SALAD (577)
 TALCAMA 5313                  0   1  0     1       STRETSAMLEUD (575)
 SWEET N LOW 5306              0   1  0     1       COFFEE RULES! (505)
 HALLE BEARY 5312              0   1  0     1       THE BEAR'S PAW (150)
 FREEZE DRIED 5308             0   1  0     1       COFFEE RULES! (505)
 O'LIMEY B. RIELLY 5302        0   1  0     1       SPOONERTIKS (523)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
DEATH 5311             0  1 0 ALL-STAR NANA'S 457   STONE GOLEM 26        212 NONE    
MIKE 4110              1  3 1 ALL-STAR NANA'S 457   BALKI 5193            210         
AARON 5300             0  1 0 ALL-STAR NANA'S 457   CRISTER MOFFEE 5289   211         
THE TONY DANZA 5242    1  1 0 CHEAP THRILLS 580     SISTER MARY ELEP 5219 211         
EMPTY CUP #1 5307      0  1 0 COFFEE RULES! 505     STONE GOLEM 26        212 NONE    
BARISTA 5295           0  1 0 COFFEE RULES! 505     RAGNAROK 5169         211 JUST REV
FOULBANE 5203          0  1 0 DARQUE FORCES 396     DISIR 5168            208 REVENGED
WHATAPUTZ 5309         0  1 0 DRAKE'S COMICS 463    DARK CHAMPION 24      212 NONE    
LISSUIN 5238           2  2 1 DUR EDHEL 579         ILLIS 5207            212         
GROND 5240             1  1 0 DUR EDHEL 579         OSKI 5206             210 REVENGED
DAREDEVIL 5173         0  3 0 FANTASTIC FIVE 477    DREW 4993             208 NOT REVE
SEVEN OF NINE 4940     8  8 0 THE FEDERATION 539    STRYCHNINE 4838       208 REVENGED
NEDDIE OGIL 4663      13 16 0 THE MIDDLE WAY 3 506  BEARFOOT 4875         209 NONE    
LUNIEA MILAND 5147     3  2 0 THE MIDDLE WAY 3 506  PAUL BEARER 5187      209         
DREW SCRIVER 5200      0  5 0 MIXED-UP MIXERS 558   SHEWISH GIANT 21      212 NONE    
HEX ON THE LEACH 5072  0  5 0 MIXED-UP MIXERS 558   BANDIT PRINCE 25      212 NONE    
NEER BEAR 5073         4  3 0 MIXED-UP MIXERS 558   HUGR 5170             212         
PUDWEISER 5074         0  3 0 MIXED-UP MIXERS 558   AHURA MAZDA 5152      210         
TARRED MEANY 5115      2  1 0 MIXED-UP MIXERS 558   WITCHCRAZE 5201       210         
CARNAGE 5069           2  6 0 MY DAY 557            HENBANE 4289          208 REVENGED
HUMBLE PIE 5188        1  1 0 MYSTIC ORC FEAST 416  GALDR 5171            208 REVENGED
BIGFACE 5292           0  1 0 RAT SALAD 577         WHEELS OF STEEL 5217  211 JUST REV
IGNATOWSKI 5274        0  3 0 SECOND BANANAS 573    GHOSTFIRE 5304        212         
TIV LAYMOOR 5301       0  2 0 SKELETON KEY 493      DARK CHAMPION 24      212 NONE    
STROKE BROKER 5094     5  4 1 SPOONERTIKS 523       BEAR ACUDA 4995       209         
OSKI 5206              1  2 1 STRETSAMLEUD 575      LISSUIN 5238          211 JUST REV

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Asmo -- After two turns of problems getting in my personal ads, I'm here to say I'm
Centauri, Manager of Cheap Thrills, and I am fighting on behalf of the Merced Mafia.
Dirty Flores is our Champion. -- Centauri

Asmo -- I have three new warriors on my team Drews Crew.  They are Mimi, Lewis, and
Oswald! -- Abraxis

Asmo -- I, DJ Nth, manager of Fun Fun Ha Ha, will be in the Turf Wars as a member of
the Merced Mafia and my champion is Prophet of Nth. -- DJ Nth

Great round, Crip!  Way to go, Father and Slugbait and Mannequin!  Coverin' for the
Oz and The Spawn.  Teamwork is lovely. -- Oz The All-Motivational (and humbled a
little by the 1-4)

Art Pedragon -- You made my day!  You were all the Ozers had.  Thanks for the lift!
-- Hourglass

Paula B & Oslo. Ben. -- Thanks for the mutual challenge matches.  We'll take those
results anytime. -- Ace Bailey & King Crab

Pavel Molari III -- I & II weren't much better, and that scouting report could be
setting you up for trouble. -- Ten C-0 Meter

Honey Bear -- Who paid off the MUGs?  Egads, you had over double the I had, and I was
in the champions class.  I make a Royal Proclamation that you will get your invite
this turn; there's no way to avoid it while fighting. -- Queen of Denial

Bartender -- Nevertheless, my apologies. -- Baphomet, TCB

Dr. Mabuse -- Just glad it wasn't a 7 ft cellmate holding one of those! -- Baphomet

CFH -- Was looking for easy targets.  OOPS! -- Baphomet

Oz -- Our prayers are that your recovery is swift and sure. -- Baphomet & The Knights
Templar/Revenge/Dog Soldiers/& many others!

Oz -- What I'm trying to figure out is how a team goes 8-3-1, 7-3-0, 7-3-0, 1-3-0, 0-
3-0, and then goes 1-4-0 in arena play! -- Baphomet
P.S.  Perhaps "Great Management" on your part.  On mine...purely mismanagement!

Kat -- Thanks for the congrats.  Now it's three graduates (four if you count
Espresso).  Check out the 100 wins; not as nice as your 280 wins or Crip's 561 wins.
-- Mr. Coffee

A.D. -- Please add Sweet N Low, Empty Cup #1, and Freeze Dried to my stable and
please list Freeze Dried as my new champion. -- Mr. Coffee

Managerial Mayhem -- Crister Moffee Rules! -- Mr. Coffee

Witchcraze -- We can't "jump" you, and we can't "scum" you, so we'll just "avoid"
you. -- The Bartender

Drew Scriver -- Man...our boss says our fifth loss will be our deaths.  Wish I'd
known earlier. -- Hex On The Leach

Bev., Inc. -- Ok Dudes...time to rally!  No less than a 4-1 for any of us for the
next six turns! -- The Bartender

Prophet of Nth -- (sniff, sniff, sniiiiffffff...) I smell a LOT of tourney fights on
you! -- Moth Lite, the Dixie-cup

Latte -- Well, at least I'm wide awake now. -- FFFolmmmorrrr GGGGrrriggggg
P.S.  I think that was a little too strong for me.

Yohan Gene -- Hah!  You came to me, perhaps, for skills, but I foiled you! -- Rondor
Quiglo

Bonsur -- Queen Gemra wouldn't like it if you beat up on women. -- Nin Quire

Drastardy Dake -- You may not be laughing at me (although I wouldn't bet on that),
but I am laughing at you, er, at your NAME. -- Pella Rees

Kat the Calico of Contrition -- I don't know, can't seem to FIND the replacements,
but I don't think they were any worse than usual.  Deaths happen in the arena. --
Jorja

Out lightning pigeon was struck by rubber last month, thus no personals.  Either
that, or Hal ate them. -- Jorja

Asmo -- My personal ads didn't get printed last turn, but my team name and champion
name has been changed.  Please include team FUN FUN HA HA as part of the Merced Mafia
Alliance with PROPHET OF NTH as the Champion.  Please remove my former team name of
10,001 MANIACS and CONCRETE REDHEAD.  Thanks. -- DJ Nth (Merced Mafia)

*AD* -- WASP HAMMER will represent AVENGER HAMMERZ as our Champion for the current
Turf War! -- Hammer/Vendetta Cartel Captain; WordSmith and High Priest of the Crimson
Ascension Family in DM 28

All -- Missed out my personal ads last...so double portion this time out!! -- Spawn

All (and especially Skullagrim who was kind enough to ask!) -- Tent In Quarantino,
graduates at 19-8-0.  An odd-ball experiment:  He's a 11-15-11-17-10-3-17 AB, not
really blessed (or hosed) anyway, +1 Par is all I've worked out so far!  Definite
over-achiever, has a total of 36 FE having tried out in 3 tourneys, best result a 5-
3-0 in the last mail-in.  Sucky fave's (L/VL, Short Spear, learns riposte) actually
probably helped pad the record as often he ran L/L Parry in min 1 anyway!!  Anyway,
most importantly he was fun to run and maybe I even learned a little from him!! --
Spawn

Bear Acuda -- Great win for you, another bad loss for me costs the SCOMMS too many
points and I won't be here to re-gain them either.  *sigh*  Well done though. --
T.I.Q.

Tiv Laymoor -- What you needed was a bottle opener rather than waving that nasty
blade around over my head.  Careful with that, you might hurt someone with it!! --
Lud Bight

Takalereihn II -- Good challenge, well won...decent learns all round too, thanks! --
Ivana P

Art Pendragon -- Well...that's 1-1 and I have no idea what would happen if we went
for the decider.  Maybe we'll see one day!! -- Ivan P

Yuri Karlomov -- "He flies backwards as the tremendous energy of the blow releases."
Don't think I've seen that line before.  (Well...must have, but it probably never
registered!)  I like it.  You were certainly a little more than this little Brute
could off for now. -- Mutus B

Asmo Dius -- Either I don't understand the scoring system or something went wrong
last cycle.  The totals for SCOMMS just don't add up and I can't figure out where my
score came from.  I'm sure it's either my stupidity of a minor clerical error. --
Spawn the stupid minor cleric

Oz, the Great and Powerful -- I think the answer you were looking for is:  "Great
management."  Well done! -- Spawn the all humble....

Fighting Tree -- Me thinks you only like me 'cause I let you win. -- Helluim

Phat Phat -- Oski showed great composure for one so critically hurt.  Too bad the
infirmary crew couldn't save him; was looking forward to a few more bloodfeuds.  But
now that's in your hands. -- Lissuin

Marred Teeny -- Sometimes you just get lucky. -- Halatir (needing all the luck I can
get)

Merced Mafia -- Quit beating up my warriors. -- Daehir

*TW 3 New Warriors* -- Fastdraw fights for Rat Salad. -- CFH

Abraxis -- Stay out of my bed, freak! -- CFH

United -- Good job in 45; now let's focus our efforts here. -- CFH

Asmo -- Go ahead and keep the extra rollup from the Merced Mafia. -- the Mun

*TW3 New Warriors* -- New warrior for All-Star Nana's is Scott. -- the Mun

Bear Nekkid -- If you wore some clothes you might not get hurt so much. -- Sheldon

Crister Moffee -- You will my for my death. -- Aaron

Asmo -- I would like to let you know of a change in the Merced Mafia.  D.J. Nth's
team has changed.  He will not be running 10,001 Maniacs.  That team didn't work out
for him so he got another team.  The team that he will be running in the Turf Wars
will be Fun Fun Ha Ha.  Just so you know. -- the Mun

25 May 2004
                                 TEN TURNS OF HELL:
                        The KLK Capture The Flag Competition

In the spirit of the ongoing effort to make arena play what it used to be (FUN!!), I
am proud to announce the KLK Capture The Flag Competition.  The competition will be
held in Jhans (DM-36, which has, by the way, grown in size equal to Talcama already).
:)  We are announcing this contest early to allow managers time to prep.

Rules:
     -- On turn 462 (due 8/4/04) the lowest ranked warrior on your team is given your
team's 'flag' (he is your initial flag defender).
     -- Starting on turn 463 (due 8/18/04) flags will be defended every turn and turn
463 is the turn scoring will begin.
     -- Fights involving flags are winners-take-all and a warrior can carry as many
flags as he can win.
     -- If a warrior holding a flag either A) goes inactive, B) loses to a stand-by
warrior or C) gets DA'd, he forfeits all flags he has and they are returned the their
original team's lowest ranked warrior.
     -- If you hold your own flag on an inactive warrior you receive NO POINTS that
turn.
     -- If a warrior graduates to AD holding flags starting on the next turn those
flags will be defended by the lowest ranked warrior on the team of the graduating
warrior.
     -- Scoring as follows for each turn:
          2 pts -- possession of your own team flag
          1 pt -- possession any other flag
          1 pt -- for each win
          1 pt -- for each kill
          1 pt -- for each award you receive in the newsletter
     -- You may enter as many teams as you like (per RSI rules) but each team is its
own entry.
     -- Tie-Breaker goes to the team that had the most points from flags.
     -- If still tied the tie-breaker will be the team that had the most points from
kills.  (It's the Delarq way.)
     -- The contest lasts 10 turns and there will be prizes for 1st, 2nd and 3rd
(based on highest point totals)

Prizes: (what you've been waiting on)
1st -- 3 know favorites potions*
       DA warrior named after winning manager
2nd -- 2 know favorites potions*
3rd -- 1 know favorites potion*

* These are full favorite potions (weapon, rhythms and tactics) and can only be used
on warriors with at least 4 FE.

     How's that for paying out? (grin)  Even if you think that it's all about the TC,
these prizes should be enough to draw you in.  (You know who you are.)
     I hope to see friend and foe alike come to Jhans.  Legion, Froths, and all the
others...this is your personal invite.  Can you win?  Can you survive 10 turns of
Hell in Jhans?
     Note:  Special thanks to RSI for helping make this contest possible.  Thanks
guys!

Bookie
KLK Alliance
Director Jhans' Board of Tourism
Warden of the Froth Circle (grin)
D.R.C. 4 Life

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DREW SCRIVER was dealt death by SHEWISH GIANT in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
HEX ON THE LEACH was slaughtered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 3 minute Dark Arena battle.
TIV LAYMOOR was murdered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
EMPTY CUP #1 was viciously butchered by STONE GOLEM in a 3 minute Dark Arena contest.
DEATH was slain by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark Arena match.
WHATAPUTZ was dealt death by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
ILLIS slaughtered LISSUIN in a 1 minute mismatched Bloodfeud fight.
KENSAI overpowered WHEELS OF STEEL in a 1 minute mismatched Bloodfeud brawl.
JAVA QUEEN overpowered RAGNAROK in a action packed 1 minute uneven Bloodfeud melee.
ART PENDRAGON was viciously subdued by OSLOBEN BENBOBEN in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
ACE BAILEY was vanquished by BEAR ACUDA in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
PAULA BONES savagely defeated FRUSTRATION in a popular 5 minute gory Challenge melee.
RAINBOW demolished KALYPSO in a unpopular 10 minute bloody mismatched Challenge match.
CAPTAIN MARBLE was demolished by CUP OF CAT in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
QUEEN OF DENIAL overpowered FOLMOR GRIGG in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
KING CRAB savagely defeated LATTE in a 4 minute veteran's Challenge duel.
WITCHCRAZE viciously subdued SHELDON in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge bout.
TEN C-0 METER was devastated by YOHAN GENE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
BEAR NEKKID was subdued by HOURGLASS in a 3 minute Challenge bout.
CORPULENT CORPSE savagely defeated DREW in a 2 minute gory Challenge match.
KATE was handily defeated by DONAVAN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
FIGHTING TREE overpowered GALDR in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
ELDHWEN was savagely defeated by NIN QUIRE in a 1 minute gruesome Challenge bout.
TONYA PHARDING was viciously subdued by BABY in a 7 minute Challenge fray.
AHURA MAZDA was subdued by KRAMER in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
WYRD overpowered NORTON in a 2 minute gory one-sided Challenge duel.
MISFORTUNE COOKIE won victory over SIR GAWAIN in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
BRONS overpowered DRASTARDY DAKE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge match.
DISIR was beaten by BELLILAUD in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
DARKHOLM overcame FILTHY SANCHEZ in a exciting 3 minute beginner's Challenge bout.
MANANA vanquished JEAN-LUC DELPECH in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
HELLUIN was overcome by BONSUR in a 4 minute novice's Challenge fight.
LUD BIGHT subdued ESTADIEU in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
DIRTY FLORES overpowered PAUL BEARER in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
A LITTLE BABY unbelievably bested CRISTER MOFFEE in a 3 minute Challenge match.
MIMI was outlasted by SIR GALAHAD in a 8 minute novice vs. veteran Challenge struggle.
RODEKI overpowered LEWIS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
HALATIR was demolished by CURSESHOCK in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
NASTA demolished PELLA REES in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
HONEY BEAR luckily beat NEEVA in a crowd pleasing 7 minute veteran's Title duel.
DEEP FRIED LARD unbelievably bested COURAGE in a popular 3 minute veteran's duel.
MASS STUPIDITY unbelievably bested PROPHET OF NTH in a crowd pleasing 4 minute duel.
ANJE demolished MAYHEM in a 1 minute uneven conflict.
LEVIATHAN OF LARD handily defeated RONDOL QUIGLO in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
BALKI was handily defeated by HUMBUG in a 1 minute brutal mismatched melee.
MUTUS BRAXIMUS overpowered NICOLAS ANDRE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
IVAN POISY overpowered BURNS in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
HAWKEYE HAMMER beat VISCIOUSNESS in a 2 minute fray.
NEER BEAR was slain by HUGR in a 1 minute competition.
DASTER MARQUE vanquished MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided match.
ANGRY DRAGON viciously subdued O'LIMEY B. RIELLY in a exciting 5 minute novice's bout.
GREEDY overpowered SWEET N LOW in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
IGNATOWSKI was put to death by GHOSTFIRE in a 2 minute amateur's match.
CUTTIN ON WAX demolished FREEZE DRIED in a 5 minute gory mismatched battle.
OSWALD was outwaited by JACK & JILL in a crowd pleasing 13 minute novice's match.
MOTH LITE was bested by CHRIS COLUMBUS in a action packed 1 minute novice's bout.
MARRED TEENY was luckily beaten by A.D. in a crowd pleasing 10 minute amateur's fight.
SPAWING OF SPEWN was beaten by CLINTONLIKESBUSH in a 3 minute novice's match.
WASTED EFFORT savagely defeated SCOTT in a crowd pleasing 3 minute novice's conflict.
HALLE BEARY was devastated by DEVOUT CHRISTIAN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
TALCAMA was bested by H. CORTEZ in a 2 minute beginner's match.
DUDE DUKE won victory over FOR A GOOD TIME in a popular 2 minute novice's bout.
FASTDRAW was defeated by COYOTE in a 2 minute beginner's melee.
WHITE SETTLER was beaten by MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute novice's battle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  23         TOTAL PARRY       97 -  55 -  0      64  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     21         WALL OF STEEL     74 -  58 -  2      56  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 19         LUNGING ATTACK    96 - 101 - 10      49  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  14         AIMED BLOW        31 -  36 -  3      46  |
|AIMED BLOW                      11         PARRY-LUNGE       14 -  19 -  2      42  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 11         BASHING ATTACK    60 -  82 -  5      42  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    9         STRIKING ATTACK   57 -  85 -  9      40  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     5         PARRY-STRIKE      14 -  22 -  2      39  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      4         SLASHING ATTACK   27 -  46 -  2      37  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         PARRY-RIPOSTE     11 -  26 -  1      30  |

Turn 212 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         8 -  3     PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  3         3  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    6 - 13         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      6 -  3     BASHING ATTACK     4 - 10         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
LUNGING ATTACK    15 -  8     PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  3         1  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY       11 - 10     SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  9         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  AIMED BLOW     
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      HONEY BEAR 3032            26  14  0  159 THE BEAR'S PAW (150)
PARRY-LUNGE      BEAR ACUDA 4995             9   6  1  113 THE BEAR'S PAW (150)
LUNGING ATTACK   CUP OF CAT 4926            14  10  0  104 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
AIMED BLOW       PAULA BONES 4414           15   8  1   90 SKELETON KEY (493)
WALL OF STEEL    KING CRAB 4983             11   7  0   87 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
SLASHING ATTACK  COURAGE 4552               10   9  1   81 LAND OF OZ (217)
STRIKING ATTACK  WITCHCRAZE 5201             5   0  1   63 DARQUE FORCES (396)
BASHING ATTACK   SHELDON 4111                5   1  1   49 ALL-STAR NANA'S (457)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    BEAR NEKKID 5126            6   3  0   44 THE BEAR'S PAW (150)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is CUP OF CAT 4926.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was NEEVA 3670.  The ten other most popular fighters were PROPHET OF NTH 5215, ANGRY 
DRAGON 5243, MARRED TEENY 5291, PAULA BONES 4414, FILTHY SANCHEZ 5244, LATTE 4667, 
COURAGE 4552, OSWALD 5285, WASTED EFFORT 5153, and BABY 5224.

The least popular fighter this week was KALYPSO 3603.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were JACK & JILL 5310, SIR GALAHAD 5148, A.D. 5305, RAINBOW 4553, MIMI 5284, 
TONYA PHARDING 4924, FREEZE DRIED 5308, O'LIMEY B. RIELLY 5302, HALLE BEARY 5312, and 
SCOTT 5299.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

HONEY BEAR (47-3032) THE BEAR'S PAW (150)

                  MAIL-IN TOURNEY XXXVII

PRIMUS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
KING KEY 281 (115-91-0)                1  4  0         ROYAL FLUSH          
KING PIN 282 (112-85-2)                1  4  0         ROYAL FLUSH          

CONTENDERS TOURNEY                     W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
QUEEN BEA 958 (87-61-1)                3  3  0         ROYAL FLUSH          

FRESHMEN TOURNEY                       W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
STEVE MCQUEEN 3908 (32-33-1)           8  3  0         ROYAL FLUSH          

CHALLENGERS TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
CAMPY 5227 (9-5-0)                     1  1  0  DEAD   DREAM TEAMS          

CHAMPIONS TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
TENT IN QUARANTINO 4816 (19-6-0)       5  3  0         SPOONERTIKS          
CUP OF CAT 4926 (11-10-0)              4  3  0         MYSTIC ORC FEAST     
RAINBOW 4553 (10-7-0)                  2  3  0         LAND OF OZ           
SPAWN 4283 (9-7-0)                     1  3  0         FANTASTIC FIVE       

ADEPTS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
BEAR ACUDA 4995 (7-6-1)                5  3  0         THE BEAR'S PAW       
STRYCHNINE 4838 (10-5-1)               3  3  0         PURE POISON          
BOMBAY 5043 (9-2-0)                    0  2  0  DEAD   COFFEE RULES!        

INITIATES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
DA TING 5129 (0-0-0)                   5  3  0         DRAKE'S COMICS       
IVAN POISY 5112 (5-3-0)                5  3  1         SPOONERTIKS          
SISTER MARY SARAH 5137 (3-0-0)         5  3  0         OLD HABITS           
BALKI 5193 (1-0-0)                     3  3  0         SECOND BANANAS       
SHELDON 4111 (3-0-1)                   3  3  0         ALL-STAR NANA'S      
MOTHER THERESA 5136 (2-1-0)            1  1  0  DEAD   OLD HABITS           
ANJE 4109 (2-1-0)                      2  3  0         ALL-STAR NANA'S      
TARRED MEANY 5115 (2-0-0)              2  3  0         MIXED-UP MIXERS      

APPRENTICES TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
MALONEY 5247 (1-0-1)                   3  1  0  DEAD   ALL-STAR NANA'S      
ART PENDRAGON 5151 (3-1-0)             8  3  1         KNIGHTS TEMPLAR      
AHURA MAZDA 5152 (0-3-0)               7  3  0         KNIGHTS TEMPLAR      
CORPULENT CORPSE 5250 (1-0-0)          7  3  0         MYSTIC ORC FEAST     
SIR GALAHAD 5148 (2-1-0)               7  3  0         KNIGHTS TEMPLAR      
WITCHCRAZE 5201 (2-0-0)                6  3  0         DARQUE FORCES        
KRAMER 5191 (0-0-0)                    5  3  1         SECOND BANANAS       
WYRD 5167 (2-1-0)                      5  3  1         THE JESUITS          
HEX ON THE LEACH 5072 (0-2-0)          4  3  0         MIXED-UP MIXERS      
LISSUIN 5238 (0-1-0)                   4  3  0         DUR EDHEL            
PAUL BEARER 5187 (3-0-1)               4  3  0         THE BEAR'S PAW       
THE RAMPAGING BULK 5133 (3-1-0)        4  3  0         DRAKE'S COMICS       
HUMBUG 5199 (1-1-0)                    3  3  0         LAND OF OZ           
AUTHORITY 5078 (0-0-0)                 1  1  0  DEAD   CARTMAN              
DREW SCRIVER 5200 (0-2-0)              2  3  0         MIXED-UP MIXERS      
FIGHTING TREE 5235 (0-1-0)             2  3  0         LAND OF OZ           
ILLIS 5207 (1-0-0)                     2  3  0         STRETSAMLEUD         
SISTER MARY ELEPHANT 5219 (1-1-0)      2  3  1         OLD HABITS           
TEN C-0 METER 5141 (3-1-0)             2  3  0         ROYAL FLUSH          
CURSESHOCK 5234 (0-1-0)                1  3  0         DARQUE FORCES        
ELDHWEN 5236 (1-0-0)                   1  3  1         DUR EDHEL            
NORTON 5192 (1-0-0)                    1  3  0         SECOND BANANAS       
PING KIN 5174 (2-2-0)                  0  2  0  DEAD   SPOONERTIKS          

ROOKIES TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
MISFORTUNE COOKIE 5275 (0-0-0)         6  3  0         MYSTIC ORC FEAST     
DASTER MARQUE 5196 (0-0-0)             5  3  0         MANEGERIAL MAYHEM    
SISTER MARY CLARENCE 5262 (0-0-0)      4  3  0         OLD HABITS           
BELLILAUD 5204 (0-0-0)                 3  3  0         BORDEAUX - SAINTES   
ESTADIEU 5205 (0-0-0)                  2  3  0         BORDEAUX - SAINTES   
MOTHER SUPERIOR 5218 (0-0-0)           1  2  0  DEAD   OLD HABITS           
SPAWING OF SPEWN 5197 (0-0-0)          1  3  0         MANEGERIAL MAYHEM    
BUGSLAIT 5195 (0-0-0)                  0  2  0  DEAD   MANEGERIAL MAYHEM    

ADM FOOLS TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
KING UVDAHELL 1643 (33-13-1)           4  3  0         ROYAL FLUSH          

CHALLENGERS FOOL TOURNEY               W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
100% COLUMBIAN 4874 (14-8-2)           3  3  0         COFFEE RULES!        

CHAMPIONS FOOLS TOURNEY                W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
DEEP FRIED LARD 4975 (13-3-0)          3  3  0         MYSTIC ORC FEAST     
QUEEN OF DENIAL 4896 (10-12-0)         0  3  0         ROYAL FLUSH          
REGGIE 5230 (9-4-1)                    0  3  0         DREAM TEAMS          

ADEPTS FOOLS TOURNEY                   W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
KIRA NERYS 4941 (9-8-1)                1  3  0         THE FEDERATION       
COURAGE 4552 (9-7-1)                   0  3  0         LAND OF OZ           
HOURGLASS 5127 (5-1-0)                 0  3  0         LAND OF OZ           
LEVIATHAN OF LARD 5113 (6-2-0)         0  3  0         MYSTIC ORC FEAST     

APPRENTICES FOOL TOURNEY               W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
NAKAMURI 5180 (1-0-0)                  1  3  0         EXALTED PATH         
SIR GAWAIN 5149 (1-2-0)                1  3  0         KNIGHTS TEMPLAR      
BRONS 5150 (1-2-0)                     0  3  0         KNIGHTS TEMPLAR      
BURNS 5190 (0-1-0)                     0  3  0         SECOND BANANAS       
WARFARIN 5231 (2-0-0)                  0  3  0         PURE POISON          

ROOKIES FOOLS TOURNEY                  W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
DRASTARDY DAKE 5198 (0-0-0)            1  3  0         MANEGERIAL MAYHEM    
IGNATOWSKI 5274 (0-0-0)                1  3  0         SECOND BANANAS