DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 11/30/2004    Duedate: 12/27/2004

NORTH FORK ARENA

DM-47    TURN-218

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

COURAGE
LAND OF OZ (217)
(47-4552) [15-10-1,117]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

COURAGE                        SISTER MARY SARAH
LAND OF OZ (217)               OLD HABITS (566)
(47-4552) [15-10-1,117]        (47-5137) [8-1-0,55]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

FOLMOR GRIGG                   SARA F.
THE MIDDLE WAY 3 (506)         SKELETON KEY (493)
(47-4501) [21-33-0,100]        (47-5349) [4-1-0,47]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

LAND OF OZ (217)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. ROYAL FLUSH (48)            57
2. LAND OF OZ (217)            52      MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
3. THE JESUITS (524)           50      Unchartered Team
4. SOULFORGE (587)             48
5. MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)      41      OLD HABITS (566)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*OLD HABITS (566)          22  13  1 62.9   1/ 2 LAND OF OZ (217)         12  3 0
 2/ 2 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)   248 149 20 62.5   2/ 1 SKELETON KEY (493)        9  6 1
 3/ 4 ALL-STAR NANA'S (457)     36  22  4 62.1   3/ 3*OLD HABITS (566)          8  4 0
 4/ 3 SPOONERTIKS (523)        102  63  7 61.8   4/ 4 MANEGERIAL MAYHEM (574)   8  6 0
 5/ 0*SOULFORGE (587)            3   2  2 60.0   5/12 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)    8  7 1
 6/ 0*VINCERE AUT MORI (588)     3   2  0 60.0   6/ 8*FEATHERS FLYIN' (585)     7  6 2
 7/ 6 LAND OF OZ (217)         417 279 13 59.9   7/ 7 ALL-STAR NANA'S (457)     7  8 1
 8/ 7*FEATHERS FLYIN' (585)     15  11  3 57.7   8/11 DUR EDHEL (579)           7  8 1
 9/ 5 MANEGERIAL MAYHEM (574)   23  17  1 57.5   9/ 6 COFFEE RULES! (505)       7  8 0
10/10 ROYAL FLUSH (48)         573 455 30 55.7  10/16 ROYAL FLUSH (48)          6  8 0
11/ 8 COFFEE RULES! (505)      116  93  5 55.5  11/ 5 THE BEAR'S PAW (150)      6  8 0
12/ 9 LIFE'S LESSONS (562)      88  72  5 55.0  12/15 SPOONERTIKS (523)         6  8 0
13/11 THE BEAR'S PAW (150)     299 265 30 53.0  13/ 9 SECOND BANANAS (573)      6  9 1
14/13 NEMESIS (32)             131 118 13 52.6  14/18 DARQUE FORCES (396)       6  9 0
15-15 MY DAY (557)              37  35  1 51.4  15/14 KNIGHTS TEMPLAR (568)     5  8 1
16/14 DARQUE FORCES (396)       82  78  5 51.3  16-10*NATURAL B. KILLERS (584)  4  4 0
17/16 SKELETON KEY (493)        73  73  3 50.0  17/23 BLACK STORM (171)         4  6 0
18-19*CHEAP THRILLS (580)       15  15  0 50.0  18/20 LIFE'S LESSONS (562)      4  7 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/30*CYNICAL DELUSIONS (586)    2   2  0 50.0  19/21 THE MIDDLE WAY 3 (506)    4  7 0
20-20*NATURAL B. KILLERS (584)  11  12  0 47.8  20/ 0*SOULFORGE (587)           3  2 2
21/22 BLACK STORM (171)         54  61  8 47.0  21/ 0*VINCERE AUT MORI (588)    3  2 0
22/17 SECOND BANANAS (573)      23  26  2 46.9  22/ 0 THE JESUITS (524)         3  2 0
23/ 0 THE JESUITS (524)         57  73 12 43.8  23/13 TREBORS (232)             3  6 0
24/23 TREBORS (232)             78 104  8 42.9  24/28*CYNICAL DELUSIONS (586)   2  2 0
25/26 THE MIDDLE WAY 3 (506)    98 148  2 39.8  25-17 MY DAY (557)              2  3 0
26/25 KNIGHTS TEMPLAR (568)     21  32  2 39.6  26/27 NEMESIS (32)              2  7 0
27/27 DUR EDHEL (579)           17  33  2 34.0  27-22 MIXED-UP MIXERS (558)     1  0 0
28-28 MASTERS OF WAR (135)      15  31  1 32.6  28-26*CHEAP THRILLS (580)       0  5 0
29/ 0 AVENGER HAMMERZ (556)     10  28  0 26.3  29/ 0 AVENGER HAMMERZ (556)     0  1 0
30-29 MIXED-UP MIXERS (558)      8  29  0 21.6  30-29 MASTERS OF WAR (135)      0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                        ---===FREE BLADES REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 503): T. ZER of LETTER BOMBS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 503): CAT TAGIOUS of ARENA FELINES (Garfield, mgr.)
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 497): STALKING HORSE of GREENWARDENS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 499): FELIX of ARENA FELINES (Garfield, mgr.)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 498): NAPOLEON of HEROESANDFOUNDONES (The Judge, mgr.)
 DM  19 ZUWAYZA (turn 496): CALLISTA of DRAGON JUNKIES (Youngblood, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 248): PEG-LEG BOUCHARD of CANADIAN BACON (Firehawk, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 488): MUCIANUS of EQUESTORS (Spartacus, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 246): BLOND MOMENT of WHY DID I DO IT (Fizban, mgr.)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 485): TIA M. ATT of DEVIL ADVOCATES (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 483): IRON CHEF of FOOD FIGHT (Ebenezer Frothingslosh)
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 476): MEGALODON of DEVILS OF THE DEEP (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  43 VEASTIAN (turn 439): SILVER BELLE of WENSINWASIN (Youngblood, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 223): THE SMELL OF IT of EMETICS (Berylstar, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 217): LATTE of COFFEE RULES! (Mr. Coffee, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 204): SUPER GROVER of OPEN SESAME (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 364): JAVELINO of REDHORSE (Mila, mgr.)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 343): ROBESPIERRE of BLADES OF TERROR (Soultaker, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 153): MANNAZ THORSSON of ODIN'S CHOSEN (Staghorn, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 389): WOUNDWORT of DARKMOON from RIZTAB (Bobby Bigfoot)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 503): BLUE MOON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 503): BLOODSUCKERS (Way Cool, mgr.)
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 497): GREENWARDENS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 499): PUNNY AMINALS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 498): HEROESANDFOUNDONES (The Judge, mgr.)
 DM  19 ZUWAYZA (turn 496): CURTAIN CALL (?, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 248): OTTO'S MECHANICS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 488): EQUESTORS (Spartacus, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 246): WHY DID I DO IT (Fizban, mgr.)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 485): CHARM CITY HUSTLERS (Huckle Cat, mgr.)
 DM  33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 483): CHAOTICDISORDER (Bobby Bigfoot, mgr.)
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 476): BUSY, BUSYTOWN (Huckle Cat, mgr.)
 DM  43 VEASTIAN (turn 439): WIDOWMAKERS (Soultender, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 223): NORTHERN LIGHTS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 217): SKELETON KEY (Skallagrim, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 204): DARK SIDHE (Daehir, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 364): PUNCH-OUT! (Huckle Cat, mgr.)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 343): FAVORITE GUYS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 153): WORLDWIDE GORE (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 389): MEOW MIX, etc. (Ultraist, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 498): NAPOLEON of HEROESANDFOUNDONES (The Judge, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 248): PEG-LEG BOUCHARD of CANADIAN BACON (Firehawk, mgr.)
                          SCUM REAVER of THE RED REAVERS (Guardian, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 488): MUCIANUS of EQUESTORS (Spartacus, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 245): NAPULAK of STORMWATCH (Raoul the Rude, mgr.)
                               GENERAL PUBLIC of MILITARY MAYHEM (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 485): TIA M. ATT of DEVIL ADVOCATES (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 223): THE SMELL OF IT of EMETICS (Berylstar, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 216): BEAR ACUDA of THE BEAR'S PAW (KAT, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 203): TOM SMITH DISEASE of STRANGE TUNES (Berylstar, mgr.)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 343): ELKIN HEMROCK of D.A.X.'S RUNNERS (Ganolus Oakleaf, mgr.)
               (turn 342): FREDDIE of FAVORITE GUYS (Jorja, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     Sometimes a warrior is not a manager's favorite.  Sometimes a warrior stops
winning for some unexplainable reason.  And just as I get the throne my manager has
decided to send me to the dark arena.

                                        Latte, Your Duelmaster

                                      SPY REPORT

     I can't believe the violence in NORTH FORK!  I still haven't told Mom I'm 
writing Spyreports.  She'd have a cow!  Well, here we go...  Too bad, SKELETON KEY, 
but LAND OF OZ was just too good to be stopped.  The guys at MYSTIC ORC FEAST like 
really pulled together to get a 3-2-1 this turn, moving up by 7.  One team deserves 
special mention 'cause they moved up 1 after going 5-0-0.  Keep it up, LAND OF OZ!  I 
talked to SOULFORGE's manager before the fights.  He said, "We're gonna do good."  
And look at this:  3-2-2!  Psychic, or what!  I just can't say enough good things 
about VINCERE AUT MORI.  They went 3-2-0 their first time, don't slouch, and they've 
got good oral hygiene!  MVP award for ACE METRIC?  ROYAL FLUSH's proud of him after 
beating FREEZE DRIED and getting 35 points.  Talk about yer major upsets!  FRED 
BEAR's match with DISIR cost him a loss of 16 points!  Like DARK ARENA's WURM KIN is 
sweating since he got Dark Arena Challenged by Duelmaster LATTE!  The crowds were 
amazed this turn, as WURM KIN killed the Duelmaster, LATTE, leaving COFFEE RULES! in 
mourning.  COURAGE gets to be new Duelmaster.  But doesn't this mean people might try 
to kill him, too?  Who was the wiseguy that said NORTH FORK's Duelmaster was paying 
for drinks at The Swinging Aardvark?  Don't look at me!   
     So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway?  It can't be for these 
really neat Spyreports can it?  ALL-STAR NANA'S was the most avoided team.  Is a 
36-22-4 record really that scary?  Hhmph!  What kind of warriors are DUR EDHEL?  
ALL-STAR NANA'S, an easy team to beat if I ever saw one, can't get them to accept an 
invitation!  Like, is FOLMOR GRIGG popular, or what?  He was challenged the most in 
all of NORTH FORK!  He's got a 21-33-0, is that good?  I'm not so sure JABBERWOCK 
knew all the facts when he challenged GREGOLA of LIFE'S LESSONS.  I saw JABBERWOCK 
stumbling and dribbling at The Swinging Aardvark last week...  JABBERWOCK lost to 
GREGOLA, but he got 3 points.  GREGOLA won, and got 4 points.  I don't get it.  For 
sure, I was holding my breath when I found out BEAR NEKKID  challenged FOLMOR GRIGG.  
After all, haven't THE BEAR'S PAW and THE MIDDLE WAY 3 had a long standing duel in 
NORTH FORK?  It wasn't a spectacular fight, or anything, but FOLMOR GRIGG wants me to 
write about it since he won victory over BEAR NEKKID.  Satisfied?   
     Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other!  Don't you guys ever give 
it a break?  Hey!  Quit laughing!  Just because MUTUS BRAXIMUS had 10-7-3 was no 
reason for SPOONERTIKS to send him to the Dark Arena!  Stop it!  Like, who is this 
beast???  BURNS gets sent to the Dark Arena, battles SHEWISH GIANT, and returns to 
tell of it!!!  I bet SECOND BANANAS manager is surprised!  I hear LIFE'S LESSONS sent 
LAYTON to the Dark Arena.  What, is that like not well-lit, or what?  What a bummer!  
THE FISHER KING got wasted by LEVIATHAN OF LARD!  But with a 15-18-1, I guess LIFE'S 
LESSONS aren't too bummed.  Hey you guys, don't you think your families would like to 
hear from you?  Write!  (Or have someone write for you.)  
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I gotta leave.  NORTH FORK is like such a dump, and you guys 
smell too much!  Remember you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby 
Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 COURAGE 4552                 15  10  1   117       LAND OF OZ (217)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RAINBOW 4553                 17   9  0   112       LAND OF OZ (217)
 GREGOLA 5101                 21  13  0   111       LIFE'S LESSONS (562)
 LEVIATHAN OF LARD 5113       12   5  2   108       MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
 DEEP FRIED LARD 4975         18   7  0   101       MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
 FOLMOR GRIGG 4501            21  33  0   100       THE MIDDLE WAY 3 (506)
 OSLOBEN BENBOBEN 4561        14  11  1   100       SKELETON KEY (493)
 ACE BAILEY 4948              13  15  0    94       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 HOURGLASS 5127               13   2  0    93       LAND OF OZ (217)
 KALYPSO 3603                 19  13  0    92       DARQUE FORCES (396)
-MASS STUPIDITY 5068          13   2  0    92       MY DAY (557)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PAULA BONES 4414             17  12  1    84       SKELETON KEY (493)
 SHELDON 4111                  9   3  2    84       ALL-STAR NANA'S (457)
 JABBERWOCK 1277              12  12  3    82       NEMESIS (32)
-FRUSTRATION 5067             11   4  1    74       MY DAY (557)
 IVAN POISY 5112               9   8  0    72       SPOONERTIKS (523)
 ART PENDRAGON 5151            7   6  0    70       KNIGHTS TEMPLAR (568)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JENNA 5099                   11   7  3    66       LIFE'S LESSONS (562)
 WYRD 5167                     7   2  0    66       THE JESUITS (524)
 BEAR NEKKID 5126              9   6  0    65       THE BEAR'S PAW (150)
 BURNS 5190                    7   3  1    63       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 SPAWING OF SPEWN 5197         7   2  0    62       MANEGERIAL MAYHEM (574)
 CORPULENT CORPSE 5250         7   3  0    59       MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
 FIGHTING TREE 5235            6   4  0    58       LAND OF OZ (217)
 DASTER MARQUE 5196            6   3  0    58       MANEGERIAL MAYHEM (574)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ACE METRIC 3554               4   4  0    56       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 LEPPADA 2257                 12  19  0    55       TREBORS (232)
 STING 2724                   11   7  0    55       NEMESIS (32)
 SISTER MARY SARAH 5137        8   1  0    55       OLD HABITS (566)
 TEN C-0 METER 5141            7   5  0    54       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 ANJE 4109                     8   4  0    52       ALL-STAR NANA'S (457)
 PAUL BEARER 5187              6   5  2    48       THE BEAR'S PAW (150)
 HUMBUG 5199                   7   4  1    47       LAND OF OZ (217)
 SARA F. 5349                  4   1  0    47       SKELETON KEY (493)
 DONAVAN 4112                  8   4  0    45       ALL-STAR NANA'S (457)
 ZOMBIE KNIGHT 3564            7   1  0    44       BLACK STORM (171)
 MARAJUANA MAN 3411            6   4  2    43       BLACK STORM (171)
 SISTER MARY CLARENCE 5262     4   2  0    42       OLD HABITS (566)
 RONDOL QUIGLO 4978            8  17  0    41       THE MIDDLE WAY 3 (506)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ATHENA 901                    6   4  0    41       MASTERS OF WAR (135)
 HELLUIN 5237                  3   7  0    39       DUR EDHEL (579)
 KOZYTA 2640                   8  10  2    38       TREBORS (232)
 MAHARA 2656                   9   9  1    37       TREBORS (232)
 SIR GALAHAD 5148              6   6  0    36       KNIGHTS TEMPLAR (568)
 DRASTARDY DAKE 5198           4   5  0    36       MANEGERIAL MAYHEM (574)
 KRAMER 5191                   5   4  0    35       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 A.D. 5305                     6   1  0    34       SPOONERTIKS (523)
-MAYHEM 5066                   5  10  0    34       MY DAY (557)
 AMELA BUNDERSON 5339          4   2  0    34       SKELETON KEY (493)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CRISTER MOFFEE 5289           5   3  1    33       MANEGERIAL MAYHEM (574)
 DISIR 5168                    5   3  1    33       THE JESUITS (524)
 SWEET N LOW 5306              4   3  0    32       COFFEE RULES! (505)
 CURSESHOCK 5234               5   4  0    30       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 AHURA MAZDA 5152              3   7  1    29       KNIGHTS TEMPLAR (568)
-YLW JACKET HAMMER 5329        2   0  0    29       AVENGER HAMMERZ (556)
 ELDHWEN 5236                  5   5  0    28       DUR EDHEL (579)
 GALDR 5171                    4   4  1    28       THE JESUITS (524)
 DUDE DUKE 5314                4   3  0    28       SKELETON KEY (493)
-CLINTONLIKESBUSH 5318         4   1  0    27       NATURAL B. KILLERS 2 (584)
 B.B. CROSS 5323               4   2  1    26       FEATHERS FLYIN' (585)
 SISTER MARY ELEPHANT 5219     4   4  1    25       OLD HABITS (566)
 JACK & JILL 5310              4   2  0    25       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 NIN QUIRE 5281                4   5  0    24       THE MIDDLE WAY 3 (506)
 KATIE 5337                    4   2  0    24       ALL-STAR NANA'S (457)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FREEZE DRIED 5308             4   3  0    22       COFFEE RULES! (505)
-DEVOUT CHRISTIAN 5321         3   2  0    22       NATURAL B. KILLERS 2 (584)
-VISCIOUSNESS 5251             2   5  0    21       MY DAY (557)
-SISTER SLEDGE 5341            2   1  0    21       OLD HABITS (566)
-GET THE POINT? 5097           3   5  0    20       LIFE'S LESSONS (562)
 HAWKEYE HAMMER 5061           2   8  0    20       AVENGER HAMMERZ (556)
 CARCHAROTH 5353               1   3  0    20       DUR EDHEL (579)
 THE INFINITE 5383             1   0  0    20       SOULFORGE (587)
 MINOR BLUE 5326               4   2  1    19       FEATHERS FLYIN' (585)
 SCOTT 5299                    5   3  0    18       ALL-STAR NANA'S (457)
 RAGNAROK 5169                 4   5  1    18       THE JESUITS (524)
 FRED BEAR 5348                3   2  0    17       THE BEAR'S PAW (150)
 LEET STREEGLE 5368            1   0  0    17       MANEGERIAL MAYHEM (574)
-SIF 902                       3   5  1    16       MASTERS OF WAR (135)
 EVICSERATOR 5358              2   0  0    15       BLACK STORM (171)
 MELON MUSH 5357               2   2  0    14       MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
 IMMAZAEL 5384                 1   0  1    14       SOULFORGE (587)
 JAY 5327                      3   3  1    13       FEATHERS FLYIN' (585)
 NASTA 5297                    2   6  1    13       DUR EDHEL (579)
 HALLE BEARY 5312              2   5  0    13       THE BEAR'S PAW (150)
-WASTED EFFORT 5153            2   7  0    13       MY DAY (557)
-GAFF 5347                     2   0  0    13       FEATHERS FLYIN' (585)
-MARRED TEENY 5291             1   3  0    13       MIXED-UP MIXERS (558)
-COYOTE 5316                   3   1  0    12       CHEAP THRILLS (580)
 CULONEGRO 5387                1   0  1    12       SOULFORGE (587)
 TITANIA 2958                  2   5  0    11       NEMESIS (32)
-DIRTY FLORES 5245             2   4  0    10       CHEAP THRILLS (580)
-MOTH LITE 5290                1   3  0    10       MIXED-UP MIXERS (558)
 GANGSTA CREEP 5391            1   0  0    10       VINCERE AUT MORI (588)
 APPIUS 5392                   1   0  0    10       VINCERE AUT MORI (588)
-KELSO 5324                    2   3  0     9       FEATHERS FLYIN' (585)
 CAFE AU LAIT 5344             2   3  0     9       COFFEE RULES! (505)
-WHITE SETTLER 5322            1   4  0     9       NATURAL B. KILLERS 2 (584)
 TOUCH OF STONE 5362           1   0  0     9       CYNICAL DELUSIONS (586)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ITHILNAUR 5354                2   2  0     8       DUR EDHEL (579)
 BLACK THUNDER 3885            2   2  0     8       BLACK STORM (171)
 CASIEA 5389                   1   0  0     8       VINCERE AUT MORI (588)
 TWEEDLE DUMB 5373             1   1  0     8       DARQUE FORCES (396)
-SHE HULK HAMMER 5328          2   0  0     7       AVENGER HAMMERZ (556)
 SMOKED 5361                   1   0  0     7       CYNICAL DELUSIONS (586)
 ETIENNE DUPLAIX 5377          1   0  1     6       KNIGHTS TEMPLAR (568)
 DON KING 5374                 0   2  0     6       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 GRENDEL 5376                  1   0  0     5       NEMESIS (32)
-IKE 1297                      1   1  0     4       MASTERS OF WAR (135)
-3 MI. ISLE COFFEE 5334        0   1  0     3       MIXED-UP MIXERS (558)
 TRESSA 5388                   0   1  0     2       VINCERE AUT MORI (588)
-WASP HAMMER 5330              0   2  0     2       AVENGER HAMMERZ (556)
-FALCON HAMMER 5331            0   2  0     2       AVENGER HAMMERZ (556)
 PICUS 5390                    0   1  0     1       VINCERE AUT MORI (588)
 CAPPUCCINO 5382               0   1  0     1       COFFEE RULES! (505)
 LAST ROACH 5386               0   1  0     1       SOULFORGE (587)
 AMALRIC 5378                  0   1  0     1       KNIGHTS TEMPLAR (568)
-DAMING FLRAMBUIE 5335         0   1  0     1       MIXED-UP MIXERS (558)
 THE KURGEN 5375               0   1  0     1       NEMESIS (32)
-LID BUTE 5333                 0   1  0     1       MIXED-UP MIXERS (558)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
MORDANT DESERTER 2     0  1 0   1                   IMMAZAEL 5384         218 NONE    
VERITAS 5379           0  1 0 BLACK STORM 171       CULONEGRO 5387        218         
LATTE 4667            22 15 0 COFFEE RULES! 505     WURM KIN 27           218 NONE    
SHEWISH GIANT 21       0  1 0 DARK ARENA 0          BURNS 5190            218 NONE    
TWEEDLE DEE 5372       0  2 0 DARQUE FORCES 396     BANDIT PRINCE 25      218 NONE    
BEHIR 5345             1  3 0 DARQUE FORCES 396     HIGH ELF 19           218 NONE    
WITCHCRAZE 5201        5  3 1 DARQUE FORCES 396     SHELDON 4111          216         
ICEWRAITH 5346         0  2 0 DARQUE FORCES 396     JAY 5327              216 REVENGED
HUGR 5170              4  5 2 THE JESUITS 524       SPYMASTER 22          218 NONE    
LAYTON 5098            7  7 1 LIFE'S LESSONS 562    BLACK ORC 20          218 NONE    
THE FISHER KING 5104  15 18 1 LIFE'S LESSONS 562    LEVIATHAN OF LAR 5113 218         
PELLA REES 5280        1  7 0 THE MIDDLE WAY 3 506  NASTA 5297            217         
MISFORTUNE COOKI 5275  3  6 0 MYSTIC ORC FEAST 416  DARK CHAMPION 24      218 NONE    
CHRIS COLUMBUS 5319    1  2 0 NATURAL B. KILLER 584 B.B. CROSS 5323       215 REVENGED
GEORGE BUSH 5320       2  3 0 NATURAL B. KILLER 584 MINOR BLUE 5326       217         
QUEEN OF DENIAL 4896  12 15 0 ROYAL FLUSH 48        FRUSTRATION 5067      214 REVENGED
KING CRAB 4983        12  9 0 ROYAL FLUSH 48        OSLOBEN BENBOBEN 4561 216         
BALKI 5193             5  5 1 SECOND BANANAS 573    BLACK ORC 20          218 NONE    
NORTON 5192            5  5 0 SECOND BANANAS 573    WURM KIN 27           218 NONE    
CLAVIN 5338            1  5 0 SECOND BANANAS 573    BLACK ORC 20          218 NONE    
BIG CREEPY 5385        0  1 0 SOULFORGE 587         ETIENNE DUPLAIX 5377  218         
MUTUS BRAXIMUS 5095   10  8 3 SPOONERTIKS 523       BANDIT PRINCE 25      218 NONE    
LUD BIGHT 5283         4  4 0 SPOONERTIKS 523       BANDIT PRINCE 25      218 NONE    
BAD ODALL 5371         0  2 0 SPOONERTIKS 523       BANDIT PRINCE 25      218 NONE    

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Mr. Oz -- Don't even pay any attention to who is on what team (really don't care)
just look for the best match-ups for my guys.  Hell, I was challenged four times this
turn, still ended up killing one of them.  Can't seem to find peace in any of these
arenas, time for a new hobby! -- Barnabas

NBK -- Nice challenge, but you're not suppose to die!!! -- Barnabas

All -- Adios!

Mr. Oz -- Can't let you folks get off that easy, afraid them other hobbies are gonna

have to wait.  Got these damn bloodfeuds I got to stick around for, man, there are a
few soft warriors in this arena.  Just jabbing a little fun and they up and died on
me.  What are ya gonna do? -- Barnabas

All -- Don't pay no mind to me, real life crap can sometimes interfere! -- Barnabas

Congratulations to the North Fork Tournament Victors in the most recent mailer.  A
big swamp hubba hubba to ACE METRIC (Royal Flush) in Dead Champions, SARA F (Skeleton
Key) in Apprentices, and our own TOTO (Land Of Oz) in Dead Champions.  They did North
Fork proud!  (And probably acquired some points for their respective teams--right,
Asmo Dius?) -- Oz The All-Praising

Way to go, Fellowshippers!  Four of the Team carried Oz and Crip this round.  The
SCOMSS goes to the final round with a lead due to some great teamwork.  Well done. --
Oz the All-Motivating

Kat -- You and your Cartel are far from finished!  Don't try to lull The Fellowship
Of The SCOMSS into a trap, you sneaky feline!  But your words were appreciated,
nonetheless. -- Oz The All-Appreciative

Folmer -- A lady like me likes everything!  The dancing, the skills, the hunks, the--
Well, we won't go into that! -- Hourglass

For those interested, the Land Of Oz team fared the usual mediocre in the mailer.
Along with Toto's aforementioned 8-3, Hourglass grained a 4-3, Courage exuded a 2-3,
and Rainbow colored a paltry 1-3. -- Oz The All-Revealing

Bear Acuda, gone!  Hallelujah!  Guess who got that 8th stylemaster?  It certainly
wasn't the graduate.  Hugs and kisses.... -- Courage

Gregola -- I cannot for the life of me figure out how I did that silly challenge
against such a hunk as yourself.  You certainly reconfigured me, and in no time flat!
You cad! -- Hourglass

Deep Fried Lard -- We've got to quit meeting like this!  There must be more color in
life! -- Rainbow

Paula Bones -- Thank you for being there.  Thanks, indeed!  I had fun, and I really,
really wanted to retain that stylemaster, just to be able to tweak my old buddy Bear
Acuda.  Thanks again! -- Courage

Burns -- Bah, Humbug!  You liberal lout! -- The Ghost Of All Christmas, Past,
Present, & Future

Misfortune Cookie -- See Rainbow's message above. -- Fighting Tree

Slugbait -- My Ozers (and the rest of the Consortium Crew) seem to seldom get the
better of you, so we are taking full advantage of the thrill of the moment. -- Oz The
All-Thankful

Spawn, Crip, Mannequin, Slugbait, Soultaker -- The Fellowship Of The SCOMSS reaches
the end of the journey.  Marching it with you was worth more than any achievement.
Thanks for the memories. -- Oz The All-Emotional

Kat -- I had to take my shot. -- Mrs. Bones

Halle -- Yes!!!  The beanie may have slowed you down.  Let's have a double.  Say
when. -- Sara Fister

Latte -- You are on my throne, godless infidel!  You will feel the wrath of an Ali-
Baba. -- Osloben Binboben

Crister Moffee -- Thanks for the skills. -- Amela Bunderson

Ace Bailey -- Great matchup.  I was wondering what kind of strategy you would use.
You did not disappoint. -- Skullagrim

Sister Mary Clarence -- Luck for the future.  Mine is bleak, having learned just 4
skills in 7 fights (15 WIT).  Spawn's making me learn my lesson in the DA. *gulp* --
Lud Bight

Oz -- re: The Consortium Waste.  Well said...to think it took me two full pages to
try and explain the same.  Concise and precise, thank you! -- Spawn

Cafe Au Lait -- Is there really nothing better out there for you to challenge?? --
A.D.

Latte -- We always knew the frothy stuff floats to the top, you are simply the proof
of the pudding.  Congrats on the throne! -- Spawn

Ithilnaur -- Congrats on your successful start to arena life.  My loss (and a
terrible result on the roll-up, v.l. endurance and normal damage!) consigns me to the
DA! -- Bad Odall

SCOMMS -- Apologies for my overall poor team showing in the Swampfest, thanks all for
covering up for me!!  Let's hope this turn brings us to a successful conclusion,
though there's a few would try to prove otherwise!!  Anyway, time for some long
overdue housekeeping.  Fingers crossed the RUGS are kind.... -- Spawn

Bear Nekkid -- Well...that's 2-1 to you.  I somehow feel that's not the end of our
contest in here though!  The fates seem to have deemed we will meet periodically!! --
Ivan P

Spawing of Spewn -- You continue to impress whilst my boss feels I am showing my true
colours.  Seems another trip to the DA is in order.  Hope I can repeat my previous
heroics!! -- Mutus B

Baphomet -- Appreciate your scribbling in the yellow rag. -- Mr. Coffee

Oz (Just one of Consortium's multiple personalities) -- I enjoyed your article on all
the valuable waste. -- Latte -- Your Duelmaster

Oz -- Integrity of course. -- Mr. Coffee

AD -- As so noted by Oz the All Seeing, make any adjustments in the score of my
champion in her duel against Old Habit's warrior on turn 216. -- Mr. Coffee

AD -- I never really took into consideration a 1 kill tie, oh well. -- Mr. Coffee

Bartender/Baphomet -- Y'all can name the DA monsters. -- Mr. Coffee

Kat -- Thanks for being such a good sport. -- Mr. Coffee

AD -- Quit being so "defensive". -- Cafe Au Lait

Master Darque -- Good challenge--don't know what happened.  Must have been the
"shoe's untied" ploy I learned from Carny. -- Mr. Coffee

Jabberwock -- Well met.  Thanks for the TITLE.  Coffee Rules! -- Latte, your
Duelmaster

MUGS -- Don't you dare kill Capuccino. -- Mr. Coffee

Novgorodny Vir -- Let me get this right...you call yourself a spy reporter?  LATTE
become Duelmaster, Freeze Dried revenges against Paul Bearer in Bloodfeud and not one
word about my stable.  Where's Debbie Tonte? -- Mr. Coffee

Sara F. -- So...ahh...what does the "F" stand for there, Sara?  Or don't your big-
boned, yet delicate, sensibilities permit you to say? -- Titania

Nasta -- You're my hero!  That Pella Rees deserved the death you dealt her...the way
she mocked my hair!!! -- Titania

Scott -- I once regarded you highly:  a young babysitter with that "star-quality".
Now I am reminded of you only when I wipe. -- Sting

Latte -- "Salud Duelmaster!" is the hearty cheer you would have received from our
dear departed manager, Master G.  He would have liked your style. -- Jabberwock

Asmo -- I am declaring for VENDETT@UNITED!  If this doesn't make it by turn 216, I
guess that I'll have to wait for the next one.  If it does make it in time, my
champion will be Gangsta Creep!  Please let me know so I can have RSI forward the
needed rollups if indeed I make it. -- Toker, mgr. Vincere Aut Mori

Vendett@United -- I am here to fight with all that I've got.  I will ride until the
end and NEVER run! -- Toker (V.A.M.) V@U

Goat -- Let's handle these Charlies. -- Toker

CHF -- I'm here for whatever is needed!  Much respect and all Loyalties! -- Toker
(V.A.M.)

All -- "Vincere Aut Mori",  managed by "Toker", and "Soul Forge" managed by "Wasby
the Great," are new managers under the guidance of the hottest new alliance to hit
the sands in the last three years, "Vendett@United."  Feel free to try and test your
skill against some of the best young talent out of Osksi. -- Vendett@United

C.F.H. -- Please declare "Vincere Aut Mori" and "Soulforge" for our alliance.  Diplos
on the way. -- Goat

Asmo -- If C.F.H. is not here enter "Vincere Aut Mori" and "Soul Forge" for the Turf
War.  And if they don't make it, Curses! -- Goat

Voo-doo -- Sorry for the missed turns.  Please extend a "United" welcome to our
newest probates. -- Goat

Maxi, Hammer -- Save all your belly aching for Eddy the Gimp and Bob the Bard.  Of
course "Toker" and "Wasby" can teach you a few tricks on how to kill!  I hope you
feel flattered enough.  Even we won't try to match your wits! -- Goat

Skeleton Key -- I know it is late but "Welcome" to Vendett@United.  We will try to
help all we can. -- Goat

All -- I am Wasby the Great.  I would like to take this time to make myself known as
a new manager in North Fork.  I am backing any members of Vendett@United.  May the
sands of the arena run red with the blood of the enemies of Soulforge.

Vendett@United -- I am here to further the cause and help to show North Fork what
United is all about.  MDK 187 to all. -- Wasby the Great

Asmo Dius -- I don't know if I made it in time to participate in the Turf Wars.  If I
did, I declare for Vendett@United.  My champion shall be Big Creepy. -- Wasby the
Great

Latte -- Congrats on your gaining the throne. -- Fizban

Rondol -- Nothing personal there, old boy, just your friendly neighborhood skill
rape. -- Daster

Nutus -- For me the spawning of your boss.  The second coming if you will.  To win
this fight was...was like...totally awesome, dude. -- Spawning of Spawn

Scott -- Bwah Hah Hah!  Oh yea.  Well fought. -- Drastardly

Amela -- May all your coffee be extra bitter. -- Crister Moffee

Bear Acuda -- Congrats on your graduation, my brother. -- Fizban

11 November 2004
All you alliance-type people, I'm trying (again!) to get my alliance listing correct
and up to date.  Either send me a diplo (address it to The Saint) or send your
updates to me directly at Sue at solberg-mathews.com.  As you may guess, replace the
at with @ and you're good to go (I do hate spammy mail and this will end up on the
web).

I have information on the following alliances:  ADIO, Allied Axis, Armada,
Brotherhood of Justice, Brotherhood of the Blade, Cadre, CDC, Chaos, Inc., Circle of
Order, Company of Brothers, Consortium, Council of Lords, Couple Good Guys, Crimson
Vengeance, DOA, DOOMcorps, Enigmafia, Eurosquad, Fascist Federation, FONZ,
Frothingslosh Syndicate, GAPPDA, Homeland Alliance, IT Alliance, Jingoists, kLk,
Knights of the Covenant, LBA, League Arcane, Legion6, Living Essences, Lords and
Ladies of Darkness, Manic Union, Midnight Foundation, Minions of Diana, Monarchs of
Montezuma, NCA, NIMROD, R.A.G.E., Seventh Sons, The Firm, The French Connection,
Vendett@ United, and the Vendetta Cartel.

If you are a member of one of these alliances, let me know.  If you are a member of
some other alliance that isn't listed, let me know.  If you were at any point in your
past a part of one of these alliance but are now independent, also let me know.
Going inactive doesn't mean you get removed from this list; people are assumed to
still be in the same alliance when they return.  Even having everyone in an alliance
go inactive doesn't change anything.  If an alliance is officially disbanding, that's
another thing you have to let me know....

The Saint, keeper of lists

P.S.  If you already responded to my online plea (and I replied), you can ignore
this.

17 November 2004
                       Hammer 500-Hammer Run for the Roll Ups
                                  Hosted by Hammer

     Niytyole Island DM 33 has dwindled to the point where as of T-482 [duedate
November 3, 2004] there were only 2 active stables listed with 3 inactive stables in
a once thriving and lively regular arena.
     During the past 40+ cycles Hammer has been hosting the Hammer Run for the Roll
Ups in DM 33.
     Thus far only the Ripper and Slasher categories have produced winners to claim
the 5 New Team Roll Ups Prize for being the first declared Style Master of their
respective categories to graduate.
     Every contending stable has gone inactive for one reason or another, including
CASINO HAMMERZ, over the past several months.
     Now DM 33 faces the harsh reality that if RSI chooses to close any arenas due to
little or no interest, Niytyole Island could very well head the list of endangered
regular arenas!
     In an effort to preserve his beloved island, Hammer is announcing the
continuation of the Hammer Run for the Roll Ups; combined with the Hammer 500 which
will conclude both contests on T-500 [duedate July 13, 2005] should DM 33 continue to
remain open in the coming months.
     Attention Hammer Runners!
     The Hammer Run is for 0 FE Basic Arena Warriors ONLY.  Participants MUST Be
Declared in the P-ads On or Before their First DM 33 Basic Arena Fight to Qualify as
a Hammer Runner!  Winners of Each Category will receive 5 New Team Roll Up Gift
Certificates mailed from RSI courtesy of Hammer!  [On the condition that they
Graduate on or before T-500; see amended rules below!]
     The following Style Master categories remain open with a listing of how many
declared contestants are still entered and their W/L recognition record at the time
of their disappearance from the Hammer Run competition:
     (P-ad declarations in parenthesis)
     [Manager name/Stable name in brackets] followed by their last known W/L
recognition ranking
Rippers  Category Now Closed for Hammer Run as of T-475
     01.  WINNER T-475 Lucky Lady Hammer (T-440) [Hammer/Casino Hammerz] WINNER T-475
Lungers
     01.  Hey, Zeus! (T-443) [Prophet/When Dogma Fails]  14-15-0,73
     02.  Career Criminal (T-455) [Philthy Phil/Jailbirds]  3-2-0,14
Strikers
     01.  Stone Face Hammer (T-463) [Hammer/Casino Hammerz]  7-5-0,52
Pikers
     01.  Siren (T-442) [Street Legal/Of Mythos And Men]  0-0-0,0
     02.  Gordie (T-463) [Kellog/Pig Battalion]  3-2-0,21
     03.  Bluffing Hammer (T-463) [Hammer/Casino Hammerz]  6-6-0,25
Slashers Category Now Closed for Hammer Run as of T-469
     01.  WINNER T-469 Light Da' Pyre (T-443) [Prophet/When Dogma Fails] WINNER T-469
Total Parodys
     01.  Doctor Lecter (T-444) [Philthy Phil/Jailbirds]  13-1-0,84
     02.  Mirikle (T-447) [Dameon Darkheart/Obsidian Hall]  ?-?-?,??
     03.  Maverick Hammer (T-465) [Hammer/Casino Hammerz]  6-6-0,26
Plungers
     01.  Piggy (T-455) [Kellog/Pig Battalion]  3-8-0,19
     02.  Cool Hand Hammer (T-463) [Hammer/Casino Hammerz]  7-5-0,48
Bashers
     01.  Repeat Offender (T-447) [Philthy Phil/Jailbirds]  6-5-2,33
     02.  Joe Friday (T-448) [Kellog/Pig Battalion]  8-8-1,47
     03.  Big Casino Hammer (T-476) [Hammer/Casino Hammerz]  0-0-0,0
Wastes
     01.  Luftschwein (T-452) [Kellog/Pig Battalion]  5-8-0,23
Aimers
     01.  Porkey LR (T-463)  [Kellog/Pig Battalion]  2-3-0,9
     As you can plainly see, the Hammer Run is still wide open in several categories,
depending upon whether or not the deactivated stables are reactivated for the Hammer
500-Hammer Run for the Roll Ups contest!
     Any declared warrior who succeeds in graduating by T-500 will win 5 New Team
Roll Ups Gift Certificates mailed from RSI courtesy of Hammer!  Gift Certs will be
awarded as soon as possible upon official graduation if the graduation occurs prior
to T-500.
     On T-500 the highest ranked ACTIVE declared warrior in the category(s) without a
Graduate will win 2 New Team Roll Ups Gift Certificates mailed from RSI courtesy of
Hammer!
     Additional Hammer 500-Hammer Run for the Roll Ups Gift Cert Prizes:
     Five (5) Gift Certs will be awarded to the manager whose warrior claims the
Duelmaster Throne on T-500.
     Two (2) Gift Certs will be awarded to the manager(s) whose warrior(s) are listed
as the highest Active Challenger Champion, Champion, Challenger Adept, Adept,
Challenger Initiate and Initiate on T-500.
     In the event that NO Duelmaster is seated upon the Duelmaster Throne on T-500
there will be Three (3) Gift Certs awarded to the managers whose Active warriors are
tied for recognition points at the Top of the Challenger Champions recognition
standings.  [Therefore, the Top CC will be awarded 3 Gift Certs instead of 2 for
being ranked as the highest CC on T-500].
     One (1) Gift Cert will be awarded to the manager(s) whose warrior(s) graduate on
T-500.
     One (1) Gift Cert will be awarded to the manager(s) whose warrior(s) receive
their graduation announcement on T-500.
     One (1) Gift Cert will be awarded to the manager(s) whose warrior(s) are listed
in the Top Warrior Of Each Style newsletter announcement on T-500.
     One (1) Gift Cert will be awarded to the manager whose warrior is listed as the
Chartered Recognition Leader on T-500.
     One (1) Gift Cert will be awarded to the manager whose warrior is listed as the
Unchartered Recognition Leader on T-500.
     One (1) Gift Cert will be awarded to the manager whose warrior is listed as the
Popularity Leader on T-500.
     One (1) Gift Cert will be awarded to the manager whose warrior is listed as This
Week's Favorite on T-500.
     One (1) Gift Cert will be awarded to the manager whose stable is listed as The
Current Top Team on T-500.
     One (1) Gift Cert will be awarded to the manager whose stable is listed as the
Number One Team On The Move Point Gainer on T-500.
     One (1) Gift Cert will be awarded to the manager whose stable is listed as the
Top Career Honors Chartered Team on T-500.
     One (1) Gift Cert will be awarded to the manager whose stable is listed as the
Top Career Honors Unchartered Team on T-500.
     SHOULD RSI CHOOSE TO CLOSE DM 33 PRIOR TO T-500 ONLY THE HIGHEST ACTIVE DECLARED
STYLE MASTER CONTESTANTS WILL BE AWARDED TWO (2) GIFT CERTS AND ALL OTHER PRIZE
CATEGORIES WILL BE DECLARED NULL AND VOID BY HAMMER!!!!!!!!!
     The purpose of this contest is to restore DM 33 to a lively and entertaining
arena!
     Hammer is willing to foot the Prize bill in a last ditch effort to save Niytyole
Island from deletion if RSI and the Gladiatorial Commission decide that more arenas
need to be closed due to lack of participation and interest.
     Should this effort fail to spare DM 33 from deletion, then Hammer is prepared to
transfer CASINO HAMMERZ to another arena if Niytyole Island is closed by RSI and the
Gladiatorial Commission.
     "May Your Blades Be Sharp and Your Wits Sharper!" -- Hammer/Your Hammer 500-
Hammer Run for the Roll Ups Host/Vendetta Cartel Captain; WordSmith and WeaponSmith
of the Vendetta Cartel Tarantula Tribe in DM 28

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

LATTE was butchered by WURM KIN in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
MUTUS BRAXIMUS was viciously butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 2 minute battle.
BURNS savagely slew SHEWISH GIANT in a action packed 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
BALKI was viciously butchered by BLACK ORC in a 2 minute gory Dark Arena fight.
MISFORTUNE COOKIE was savagely slain by DARK CHAMPION in a 3 minute competition.
NORTON was assassinated by WURM KIN in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena struggle.
LAYTON was butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena competition.
HUGR was assassinated by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena melee.
CLAVIN was slaughtered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
LUD BIGHT was slaughtered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
BAD ODALL was slaughtered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
TWEEDLE DEE was assassinated by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
BEHIR was executed by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
RAINBOW luckily beat OSLOBEN BENBOBEN in a 5 minute veteran's Challenge fight.
DEEP FRIED LARD unbelievably bested ACE BAILEY in a 3 minute Challenge conflict.
BEAR NEKKID was demolished by FOLMOR GRIGG in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
SPAWING OF SPEWN was overpowered by SHELDON in a 1 minute Challenge conflict.
JABBERWOCK was narrowly defeated by GREGOLA in a 3 minute veteran's Challenge duel.
JENNA was handily defeated by HOURGLASS in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
LEVIATHAN OF LARD butchered THE FISHER KING in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
IVAN POISY savagely defeated SISTER MARY SARAH in a exciting 2 minute Challenge match.
DASTER MARQUE was savagely defeated by ART PENDRAGON in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
DRASTARDY DAKE was devastated by CORPULENT CORPSE in a 1 minute Challenge contest.
STING defeated LEPPADA in a popular 4 minute veteran's Challenge duel.
AMELA BUNDERSON was handily defeated by FIGHTING TREE in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
HUMBUG devastated KRAMER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
AHURA MAZDA was overpowered by SISTER MARY CLARENCE in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
A.D. beat SISTER MARY ELEPHANT in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
PAUL BEARER vanquished MAHARA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
CRISTER MOFFEE demolished NASTA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
DUDE DUKE vanquished CAFE AU LAIT in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
CURSESHOCK overcame ELDHWEN in a 3 minute Challenge bout.
HALLE BEARY was handily defeated by SWEET N LOW in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
TWEEDLE DUMB was overpowered by HELLUIN in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
MELON MUSH was viciously subdued by B.B. CROSS in a 2 minute brutal Challenge fight.
COURAGE demolished PAULA BONES in a 1 minute one-sided Title fight.
KALYPSO beat M. CHARDINEE in a 6 minute one-sided bout.
DONAVAN was handily defeated by WYRD in a 1 minute mismatched match.
MARAJUANA MAN was unbelievably bested by TEN C-0 METER in a 1 minute fight.
SIR GALAHAD was subdued by SARA F. in a exciting 3 minute gruesome struggle.
RONDOL QUIGLO was defeated by ANJE in a exciting 1 minute match.
KOZYTA was unbelievably bested by ZOMBIE KNIGHT in a action packed 4 minute match.
FRED BEAR was overpowered by DISIR in a 1 minute uneven bout.
FREEZE DRIED was savagely defeated by ACE METRIC in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
SCOTT was outlasted by JACK & JILL in a monotonous 25 minute fight.
GALDR vanquished HAWKEYE HAMMER in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
TITANIA was demolished by NIN QUIRE in a 1 minute bloody uneven conflict.
RAGNAROK was overpowered by CARCHAROTH in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
MINOR BLUE unbelievably bested DON KING in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal melee.
JAY was beaten by KATIE in a exciting 1 minute fight.
BLACK THUNDER was outlasted by SMOKED in a tiring 16 minute novice's duel.
ITHILNAUR was overcome by LEET STREEGLE in a 1 minute amateur's bout.
EVICSERATOR viciously subdued TRESSA in a crowd pleasing 4 minute novice's match.
TOUCH OF STONE outlasted PICUS in a 7 minute novice's battle.
THE KURGEN was savagely defeated by CASIEA in a 5 minute amateur's conflict.
GRENDEL unbelievably bested CAPPUCCINO in a 2 minute bloody novice's battle.
ETIENNE DUPLAIX savagely slew BIG CREEPY in a 1 minute brutal novice's brawl.
AMALRIC was devastated by GANGSTA CREEP in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
VERITAS was assassinated by CULONEGRO in a 1 minute gory mismatched duel.
THE INFINITE overpowered EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
IMMAZAEL butchered MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
LAST ROACH was overpowered by APPIUS in a 1 minute one-sided duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                 21         TOTAL PARRY      109 -  83 -  1      57  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     19         PARRY-LUNGE       21 -  17 -  1      55  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  16         WALL OF STEEL     48 -  43 -  2      53  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 12         AIMED BLOW        49 -  47 -  2      51  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  12         SLASHING ATTACK   55 -  53 -  7      51  |
|AIMED BLOW                      10         LUNGING ATTACK    90 -  95 - 11      49  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    7         STRIKING ATTACK   80 - 112 -  8      42  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    5         PARRY-STRIKE      14 -  22 -  1      39  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     4         BASHING ATTACK    63 - 100 -  4      39  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         PARRY-RIPOSTE     12 -  24 -  0      33  |

Turn 218 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK   11 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     6 - 10         5  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY       12 -  7     STRIKING ATTACK    7 - 14         3  WALL OF STEEL  
AIMED BLOW         5 -  5     PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  3         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     6 -  6     PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  4         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              WALL OF STEEL      1 -  6     
                              PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  2     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  COURAGE 4552               15  10  1  117 LAND OF OZ (217)
TOTAL PARRY      RAINBOW 4553               17   9  0  112 LAND OF OZ (217)
LUNGING ATTACK   LEVIATHAN OF LARD 5113     12   5  2  108 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
WALL OF STEEL    OSLOBEN BENBOBEN 4561      14  11  1  100 SKELETON KEY (493)
AIMED BLOW       PAULA BONES 4414           17  12  1   84 SKELETON KEY (493)
BASHING ATTACK   SHELDON 4111                9   3  2   84 ALL-STAR NANA'S (457)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    BEAR NEKKID 5126            9   6  0   65 THE BEAR'S PAW (150)
STRIKING ATTACK  SPAWING OF SPEWN 5197       7   2  0   62 MANEGERIAL MAYHEM (574)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is FOLMOR GRIGG 4501.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was SARA F. 5349.  The ten other most popular fighters were TRESSA 5388, CASIEA 
5389, OSLOBEN BENBOBEN 4561, GREGOLA 5101, IVAN POISY 5112, LEPPADA 2257, KOZYTA 
2640, SISTER MARY ELEPHANT 5219, B.B. CROSS 5323, and KALYPSO 3603.

The least popular fighter this week was JACK & JILL 5310.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were SCOTT 5299, SMOKED 5361, BLACK THUNDER 3885, TOUCH OF STONE 
5362, THE KURGEN 5375, LAST ROACH 5386, VERITAS 5379, AMALRIC 5378, BIG CREEPY 5385, 
and RAGNAROK 5169.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

ACE BAILEY (47-4948) ROYAL FLUSH (48)