DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 07/11/2006 Duedate: 08/07/2006
SCOMSS SWAMP ARENA
DM-47 TURN-239
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
SISTER MARY SARAH
OLD HABITS (566)
(47-5137) [21-3-0,121]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
LOWELL POSITION IS EMPTY
SECOND BANANAS (573)
(47-5569) [12-5-2,125]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
HUMBUG LITTLE BIG MAN
LAND OF OZ (217) NATURAL B. KILLERS 2 (584)
(47-5199) [18-14-1,90] (47-5393) [12-9-1,55]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
THE SERPENTS (629)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. LAND OF OZ (217) 57
2. SALEM'S LOT (605) 50 OLD HABITS (566)
3. SECOND BANANAS (573) 39 Unchartered Team
4. SMOKED OUT!!! (637) 30
5. THE BEAR'S PAW (150) 25 SMOKED OUT!!! (637)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 2 OLD HABITS (566) 63 31 6 67.0 1/11*THE SERPENTS (629) 11 4 1
2- 1 AGE OF EMPIRES (617) 41 21 2 66.1 2/ 2 LAND OF OZ (217) 10 4 0
3- 3 LOST SOULS (618) 41 24 7 63.1 3/ 3 OLD HABITS (566) 9 3 0
4/ 4 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416) 285 174 24 62.1 4/ 9 DARQUE FORCES (396) 9 5 3
5/ 5 LAND OF OZ (217) 482 312 14 60.7 5/ 1 THE BEAR'S PAW (150) 9 6 0
6/ 7*SMOKED OUT!!! (637) 6 4 2 60.0 6/17 WARHAMMERS (75) 7 4 1
7/ 8 SECOND BANANAS (573) 84 61 9 57.9 7/12 SALEM'S LOT (605) 7 8 2
8- 9*THINGS I DROOL IN (614) 26 19 3 57.8 8/ 6 BAAL'S MINIONS (626) 7 8 1
9-10 GOTHIC MINISTRY (592) 41 30 3 57.7 9/16 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416) 6 3 0
10/ 0 DRAKE'S COMICS (463) 136 107 4 56.0 10/24*SMOKED OUT!!! (637) 6 4 2
11/11 ALL SWAMP HAMMERZ (594) 52 42 4 55.3 11/ 5 ROYAL FLUSH (48) 6 8 0
12/13 ROYAL FLUSH (48) 616 501 32 55.1 12- 4 DARK PINNACLE (598) 5 3 0
13/14 NATURAL B. KILLERS (584) 63 54 5 53.8 13/ 7 SECOND BANANAS (573) 5 5 2
14/12 THE MARAUDERS (619) 26 23 2 53.1 14/10 NATURAL B. KILLERS (584) 5 7 0
15-15 FEATHERS FLYIN' (585) 53 47 9 53.0 15/15 CHAOTIX BEASTS (610) 4 5 0
16/16 THE BEAR'S PAW (150) 346 308 32 52.9 16-18 KNIGHTS TEMPLAR (568) 4 6 0
17/20 SALEM'S LOT (605) 41 38 4 51.9 17-19 FREEDONIA (32) 4 6 0
18/19 DARQUE FORCES (396) 108 104 9 50.9 18/22 ALL SWAMP HAMMERZ (594) 4 8 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19/18 CHAOTIX BEASTS (610) 40 39 4 50.6 19-21*DOJO (634) 3 2 1
20-22 DARK PINNACLE (598) 51 53 5 49.0 20- 8 DESOLATE ONES (524) 3 7 0
21-25 FREEDONIA (32) 167 181 17 48.0 21-20 FEATHERS FLYIN' (585) 2 2 0
22/23 OF WOLF AND MAN (603) 23 26 0 46.9 22-30*REPLICA STEEL (638) 2 3 0
23-27*DOJO (634) 7 8 1 46.7 23-14 LOST SOULS (618) 2 3 0
24/26 BLACK STORM (171) 96 110 9 46.6 24/26 OF WOLF AND MAN (603) 2 4 0
25-28 DESOLATE ONES (524) 76 93 12 45.0 25/28*EMPIRE RISING (633) 2 4 0
26/29 WARHAMMERS (75) 225 284 13 44.2 26/31*ARCANE ANGELS (632) 2 7 0
27/33*THE SERPENTS (629) 17 23 1 42.5 27-23 GOTHIC MINISTRY (592) 1 0 0
28/30 BAAL'S MINIONS (626) 22 31 1 41.5 28/ 0 DRAKE'S COMICS (463) 1 2 0
29-31*REPLICA STEEL (638) 2 3 0 40.0 29-13 AGE OF EMPIRES (617) 1 2 0
30-32 KNIGHTS TEMPLAR (568) 60 92 3 39.5 30/32 BLACK STORM (171) 1 3 0
31/21*EMPIRE RISING (633) 2 4 0 33.3 31/ 0*AVENGERS BANE (636) 1 4 0
32/34*ARCANE ANGELS (632) 6 15 0 28.6 32-27*THINGS I DROOL IN (614) 1 4 0
33/ 0*AVENGERS BANE (636) 1 4 0 20.0 33/33 THE MARAUDERS (619) 0 6 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
I'll bet several of you never expected to see one of these again, did you? Well, too
bad, because Drake is back and you've once again got to suffer through another:
THE NORTH FORK ANNUAL REVIEW
2003-2004
(Turns 201 to 213)
As you can see, things are a bit out of date. It's been about 3 years since the last
one of these so, now that I'm back from my hiatus, you'll see me doing a bit of
catching up over the next few turns. Now, on to the report:
On turn 200 we had a total of 22 teams in the arena. As of turn 213, we showed a
total of 31, for a net gain of 9 teams! Always good to see some growth in the old
homestead. We'll see if that trend continued as I catch up to the current date.
THE TOP 5 TEAMS OF 2003-2004
Team W L K Rec Percent
---- -- -- -- --- -------
MYSTIC ORC FEAST 41 23 3 229 64.06%
SPOONERTIKS 37 21 4 211 63.79%
LAND OF OZ 38 24 2 223 61.29%
THE BEAR'S PAW 34 24 4 251 58.62%
COFFEE RULES! 35 26 1 224 57.37%
* - Only currently listed teams with at least 32 fights were
considered.
The field consisted of 17 eligible teams.
Mystic Orc Feast continued their streak of being the only team to have appeared on
the top 5 list of every single report I've done for North Fork. An impressive feat
in its own right. However, they've still not managed to capture the best win/loss
record of 66.66% set by Royal Flush back in 01-02.
THE BOTTOM 5 TEAMS OF 2003-2004
Team W L K Rec Percent
---- -- -- -- --- -------
MIXED-UP MIXERS 6 29 0 49 17.14%
AVENGER HAMMERZ 7 25 0 65 21.87%
DREWS CREW 16 29 1 78 35.55%
THE MIDDLE WAY 3 19 33 0 83 36.53%
KNIGHTS TEMPLAR 14 19 1 138 42.42%
* - Only currently listed teams with at least 32 fights were
considered.
2003-2004 was not a good year for the Mixed-Up Mixers, who landed at the bottom of
the stack. Even though it was an abysmal performance, it was still better than the
record crushing 13.79% set by Wolfe Pack set sometime back in 99-00.
Those who remember the old Ten Turn/Annual Reports may notice that this is where the
Alliance records would normally go. I'm leaving them out this time out because 1) I
have no idea who is in what alliance anymore and 2) I have even less clue as to who
was in what alliance 2 years ago. Given that I'm a dedicated independent in the
first place, it hardly seems worth the effort under the best of circumstances.
However, since some folks are fans of all that alliance nonsense, if you folks will
sound off as to what alliance you're in, I'll make sure to include alliance totals
when I finally catch up to the 2005-2006 report.
THE TOP 10 WARRIOR RECORDS
Name ID W L K Rec Percent
---- ---- -- -- -- --- -------
MASS STUPIDITY 5068 11 1 0 72 91.66%
HONEY BEAR 3032 10 1 0 85 90.90%
FRUSTRATION 5067 10 2 0 85 83.33%
DEEP FRIED LARD 4975 10 3 0 50 76.92%
HOURGLASS 5127 9 1 0 60 90.00%
MUTUS BRAXIMUS 5095 9 4 3 53 69.23%
LEVIATHAN OF LARD 5113 9 3 1 54 75.00%
BEAR ACUDA 4995 8 4 1 94 66.66%
BOMBAY 5043 7 2 0 46 77.77%
100% COLUMBIAN 4874 7 3 1 53 70.00%
* - Base ranking determined by (3*Wins) + #Kills - #Losses.
* - Only warriors with at least 6 fights and on currently listed
teams were considered.
The field consisted of 73 eligible warriors.
Another change that those familiar with the old report format may notice is a change
in the warrior rankings. It used to be that I based the rankings on straight W/L
percentage with Recognition breaking ties. However, some spoilspo--er, concerned
managers (don't worry I won't mention your name, Crip) suggested that 5-0/6-0
warriors didn't deserve to be at the top of the list. So now, if you're going to be
undefeated, you'll have to do it for a while to make it to the top of the list. It
is sad, though that there weren't any lossless warriors on the top of the heap going
by this new method. In any case, congrats to Mass Stupidity for scu--er, fighting
all the way to the top of the rankings.
From a historical perspective, Jumbo Mumbo's 12-1-1 (set in 02-03) would have net him
a total of 36 ranking points, definitely beating out Mass's 32 points. Thus, Jumbo
holds the record for most ranking points in a single year.
THE BOTTOM 10 WARRIOR RECORDS
Name ID W L K Rec Percent
---- ---- -- -- -- --- -------
HAWKEYE HAMMER 5061 1 7 0 16 12.50%
LEWIS 4989 1 5 0 6 16.66%
WASTED EFFORT 5153 1 5 0 8 16.66%
SIR GAWAIN 5149 1 5 0 12 16.66%
AHURA MAZDA 5152 1 5 1 19 16.66%
CARNAGE 5069 2 6 0 12 25.00%
KALYPSO 3603 2 5 0 2 28.57%
OSLOBEN BENBOBEN 4561 2 4 0 -4 33.33%
OSWALD 4991 2 4 0 10 33.33%
TONYA PHARDING 4924 2 4 0 10 33.33%
* - Base ranking determined by (3*Wins) + #Kills - #Losses.
* - Only warriors with at least 6 fights and on currently listed
teams were considered.
Surprisingly, there were no 0-fers on this list. Hawkeye's 1-7 translates into -4
ranking points, which, if I compare it to the old 0-fer loss record of 0-7 (held by
Olgon Puy), means that Olgon holds the record at -7 ranking points in a single year.
TOP FIVE TEAM RECOGNITION
2003-2004 TOTAL | SINGLE TURN
Team Rec | Team Rec
---- --- | ---- ---
THE BEAR'S PAW 251 | FUN FUN HA HA 78
MYSTIC ORC FEAST 229 | THE BEAR'S PAW 68
COFFEE RULES! 224 | BORDEAUX - SAINTE 67
LAND OF OZ 223 | OLD HABITS 62
SPOONERTIKS 211 | MYSTIC ORC FEAST 58
A nice job by Kat, pouncing to the top of the 2003-2004 Total Recognition gain.
However, that comes to an average 19.3 per turn which doesn't come close to the Royal
Flush record of 27.4 per turn. Similarly, Fun Fun Ha Ha falls short of the Flush's
87 point single turn ace of a record.
TOP TEN WARRIOR RECOGNITION
2003-2004 TOTAL | SINGLE TURN
Name ID Rec | Name ID Rec
---- ---- --- | ---- ---- ---
BEAR ACUDA 4995 94 | CUP OF CAT 4926 41
HONEY BEAR 3032 85 | JILL KELLY 5087 32
FRUSTRATION 5067 85 | UR BRAIN ON EGG 4703 31
MASS STUPIDITY 5068 72 | CRISTER MOFFEE 5289 28
CUP OF CAT 4926 66 | SEVEN OF NINE 4940 26
WITCHCRAZE 5201 66 | BEARNAISE 5114 26
PROPHET OF NTH 5215 63 | PERFECT PARRI 4967 26
HOURGLASS 5127 60 | BLACK JACK SHELACK 4850 26
ART PENDRAGON 5151 58 | GREGOLA 5101 25
LEVIATHAN OF LARD 5113 54 | STRAW FIRE 4350 24
Bear Acuda swam to the top of the recognition pile in 03-04. At an average of 7.2
per turn though, it's no where close to the record 9.7 per turn held by Wolfgang Duck
for the past forever. Cup of Cat, on the other hand, actually tied the old single-
turn record of 41 points and thus went into the record books along side Steve
McQueen.
BOTTOM TEN WARRIOR RECOGNITION
2003-2004 TOTAL | SINGLE TURN
Name ID Rec | Name ID Rec
---- ---- --- | ---- ---- ---
THE MIGHTY SORE 4490 -38 | THE MIGHTY SORE 4490 -85
DICK BRAINY 4936 -21 | BEARFOOT 4875 -42
BROOMSTICK 4474 -20 | NEEVA 3670 -37
NEEVA 3670 -17 | BROOMSTICK 4474 -37
UR BRAIN ON EGG 4703 -16 | UR BRAIN ON EGG 4703 -34
VALLET 4963 -15 | STROKE BROKER 5094 -31
CAN'T BEARIT 4994 -15 | UR BRAIN ON EGG 4703 -31
LAYTON 5098 -15 | STRAW FIRE 4350 -28
WITCHY WOMAN 4418 -9 | 100% COLUMBIAN 4874 -27
SMURF NINJA 4507 -8 | JILL KELLY 5087 -27
Perhaps, upon reflection, I shouldn't have sent The Mighty Sore to the Dark Arena
upon his graduation. Fortunately, an average of -2.9 per turn wasn't enough to
dethrone King Uvdahell's -7.9 per turn recognition loss record. Likewise, King U.
still holds the single turn record of -112 points.
STYLE MASTERS OF YEAR 2003-2004
Style Warrior ID Turns
----- ------- -- -----
SLASHING ATTACK COURAGE 4552 10
AIMED BLOW TENT IN QUARANTINO 4816 9
PARRY-LUNGE BEAR ACUDA 4995 9
TOTAL PARRY HONEY BEAR 3032 9
STRIKING ATTACK UR BRAIN ON EGG 4703 7
PARRY-RIPOSTE BEAR NEKKID 5126 6
BASHING ATTACK SHELDON 4111 3
LUNGING ATTACK CUP OF CAT 4926 3
LUNGING ATTACK STRAW FIRE 4350 3
WALL OF STEEL 101 PROOF!! 4495 3
WALL OF STEEL JUMBO MUMBO 4714 3
Here's something I've never tracked in North Fork: who best mastered their style
over the year. Courage led the pack by being the top of his style for 10 total turns
out of the entire year. As this is the inaugural reporting of this category, he also
gets put down as the record holder. See it pays to be brave.
RULERS OF THE SANDS
Chartered Unchartered
Turn Duelmaster Recognition Leader Recognition Leader
---- ---------- ------------------ ------------------
201 JUMBO MUMBO JUMBO MUMBO POSITION IS EMPTY
202 JUMBO MUMBO JUMBO MUMBO DELARUE
203 JUMBO MUMBO JUMBO MUMBO MIMI
204 101 PROOF!! THE MIGHTY SORE NEER BEAR
205 STRAW FIRE THE MIGHTY SORE FRUSTRATION
206 STRAW FIRE STRAW FIRE FRUSTRATION
207 BLACK JACK SHELACK HONEY BEAR FRUSTRATION
208 100% COLUMBIAN HONEY BEAR FRUSTRATION
209 HONEY BEAR HONEY BEAR FRUSTRATION
210 100% COLUMBIAN 100% COLUMBIAN SHELDON
211 HONEY BEAR HONEY BEAR SHELDON
212 HONEY BEAR HONEY BEAR PROPHET OF NTH
213 CUP OF CAT CUP OF CAT PROPHET OF NTH
Jumbo Mumbo was both Duelmaster and Chartered Recognition Leader 23% of the available
turns for the year. However, this falls short of the records held by Ten
Commandments (40% DM and 30% CRL). On the Unchartered front, Frustration left the
competition despondent by holding the Unchartered Recognition Leader spot for 38% of
the year. However, it remains Wolb Demia with the all-time record of 50% (set in
2001-2002).
THE FANS SPEAK
Popularity This This Week's
Turn Leader Week's Favorite Least Favorite
---- ------ --------------- --------------
201 THREEKARD THREEKARD MASS STUPIDITY 5068
202 THREEKARD THREEKARD RAINBOW 4553
203 100% COLUMBIAN STRAW FIRE BOMBAY 5043
204 100% COLUMBIAN 100% COLUMBIAN KING CRAB 4983
205 100% COLUMBIAN CUP OF CAT BEARNAISE 5114
206 100% COLUMBIAN 101 PROOF!! BOMBAY 5043
207 100% COLUMBIAN AHURA MAZDA HONEY BEAR 3032
208 100% COLUMBIAN STROKE BROKER MASS STUPIDITY 5068
209 100% COLUMBIAN AHURA MAZDA HEX ON THE LEACH 5072
210 100% COLUMBIAN REGGIE FE MALE 5211
211 BELANNA TORRES BEAR ACUDA SISTER MARY SARAH 5137
212 CUP OF CAT NEEVA KALYPSO 3603
213 CUP OF CAT COURAGE MASS STUPIDITY 5068
Folks loved that genuine Columbian in 03-04, making him Popularity Leader for 62% of
the year. However, Insolent Idiot still held the record with a 77% run. This Week's
Favorite, as ever, proved more volatile as only Threekard and Ahura Mazda managed to
repeat. 15% was, of course, well short of Insolent Idiot's 20% of the year record
set in 01-02. On the other end of the spectrum, Mass Stupidity was most reviled for
23% of the year, which was well short of the 40% record held by Biblish.
POPULARITY LISTS
Most Least
Popular List ID Score* | Popular List ID Score*
------------ ---- ------ | ------------ ---- ------
100% COLUMBIAN 4874 60 | FRUSTRATION 5067 -65
BELANNA TORRES 4898 36 | DEEP FRIED LARD 4975 -40
BEAR ACUDA 4995 29 | BOMBAY 5043 -32
CUP OF CAT 4926 28 | HONEY BEAR 3032 -31
MAYHEM 5066 25 | RAINBOW 4553 -30
STRAW FIRE 4350 25 | SIR GALAHAD 5148 -30
QUEEN OF DENIAL 4896 24 | MASS STUPIDITY 5068 -27
SUGAR CUBE 4617 24 | ESTADIEU 5205 -22
BEARFOOT 4875 23 | CAPTAIN MARBLE 4634 -21
CRABBS 5093 21 | MISFORTUNE COOKIE 5275 -18
| SISTER MARY SARAH 5137 -18
* - Scores derived from position in Most Popular and Least Popular Lists
Just as a reminder of how the scoring in this category works: A warrior gets 11
points for being This Week's Favorite, then first place on the 'Other Ten Most
Popular Warriors' lists nets 10 points on down to 1 for 10th place. Least popular
works the same way, but with negative points.
So, 100% Columbian proved well loved enough to top the old record of 58 points set by
himself in 01-02. For fan hatred, Frustration blew away Captain Marble's -58 point
record. Somehow it just seems appropriate that the fans deeply loathed someone named
Frustration.
THE FEARD AND THE AFRAID
Turn Most Avoided Most Avoiding
---- ------------ -------------
201 THE BEAR'S PAW ROYAL FLUSH
202 SPOONERTIKS BORDEAUX - SAINTES
203 CARNIVAL ROYAL FLUSH
204 CARNIVAL MYSTIC ORC FEAST
205 ROYAL FLUSH CARNIVAL
206 SPOONERTIKS CARNIVAL
207 ROYAL FLUSH LAND OF OZ
208 COFFEE RULES! THE BEAR'S PAW
209 SPOONERTIKS COFFEE RULES!
210 COFFEE RULES! MIXED-UP MIXERS
211 KNIGHTS TEMPLAR MIXED-UP MIXERS
212 SKELETON KEY ROYAL FLUSH
213 KNIGHTS TEMPLAR LAND OF OZ
The Spoonertiks proved scariest by being the most avoided team 3 times in 2003-2004.
That tied the record held jointly by both Royal Flush and Coffee Rules! As for who
did the most running, that was Royal Flush at 3 times over the year. However, 23% of
the year fell short of Mystic Orc Feast's 30% of turns record.
THE 5 LONGEST FIGHTS OF 2003-2004
FRUSTRATION slimly won victory over RAINBOW in 31 minutes
FE MALE outwaited MISFORTUNE COOKIE in 26 minutes
ESTADIEU outwaited MISFORTUNE COOKIE in 26 minutes
SISTER MARY SARAH outlasted HEX ON THE LEACH in 26 minutes
FRANC N' STEEN was outlasted by HONEY BEAR in 22 minutes
* - The average fight length was 2.84 minutes.
Manic Fuhrer's 43 minutes still stood as the longest fight covered in these reports
of mine. Our average fight time was also short of the record (3.61 minutes).
THE 5 HIGHEST FIGHT TIME TOTALS OF 2003-2004
Name Total Time
---- ----------
FRUSTRATION 130
RAINBOW 101
MASS STUPIDITY 91
HONEY BEAR 87
DEEP FRIED LARD 83
An average of 10 minutes per fight was pretty impressive, but fell well short of the
record 16.2 minutes per fight average held by Tchmil (set back in 01-02).
THE TOP 10 UPCHALLENGES
Challenger Challenged Rec
---------- ---------- ---
CUP OF CAT HONEY BEAR 54 (A full 100 points shy of Sir
Lancelot's record.)
TENT IN QUARANTINO UR BRAIN ON EGG 50 (Just what was *Tent's* brain on
when he made this challenge?)
THREEKARD JUMBO MUMBO 45
BLACK JACK SHELACK STRAW FIRE 43 (I hope you brought an
extinguisher.)
SUGAR CUBE THE MIGHTY SORE 39
BLACK JACK SHELACK THE MIGHTY SORE 37 (The fight that proved who the
best 3-name warrior was.)
THREEKARD JUMBO MUMBO 36
BLACK JACK SHELACK UR BRAIN ON EGG 35 (Could 3 names beat 4?)
BEAR ACUDA RAINBOW 32
BEARNAISE WOLVERINE 31
THE WORST 10 DOWNCHALLENGES
Challenger Victim Rec
---------- ------ ---
COURAGE PAULA BONES -21 (Just barely over 1/3 of Wolfgang
Duck's -60 record.)
SUGAR CUBE KALYPSO -21 (Not very sweet of you.)
NEER BEAR WASTED EFFORT -15 (I understand that near beer is a
wasted effort, but Neer Bear?)
101 PROOF!! FOLMOR GRIGG -14
CHAOS LEVIATHAN OF LARD -13
RAGNAROK T'POL -12
LEVIATHAN OF LARD CARNAGE -10 (What else would you expect of
someone with *that* name?)
RAINBOW KALYPSO -9 (Shame on you, Oz.)
BRONS KENSAI -9
TARRED MEANY WITCHCRAZE -9
* - Bloodfeuds and challenges by the Chartered Recognition Leader were excluded.
* - The average recognition difference for a challenge was 6.57 points.
We got a new record average recognition difference, beating out 6.43 from 01-02.
KILLS REPORT
Total Kills: 32
Team Kills | Warrior ID Kills
---- ----- | ------- ---- -----
THE JESUITS 5 | MUTUS BRAXIMUS 5095 3
THE BEAR'S PAW 4 | PAUL BEARER 5187 2
SPOONERTIKS 4 | HUGR 5170 2
MYSTIC ORC FEAST 3 |
Much better than 02-03. Total kills were over 3 time's the previous year's, though
2.46/turn was still well short of our 4.1/turn record from 00-01. Also, The Jesuits,
while deadly, couldn't beat Mystic Orc Feast's 0.7 per turn record. Likewise, Mutus
Braximus's 0.23 kills per turn didn't match Pacifism's 0.3 per turn average.
TOURNEY REPORT
Tournament Level Warrior Record
---------- ----- ------- ------
Summer 03 Primus KING PIN 282 6-3-0
Summer 03 Adepts CJ 4752 8-2-0 Dead
Summer 03 Initiates ACE BAILEY 4948 7-3-0
Summer 03 Apprentices KING CRAB 4983 7-3-0
Fall 03 Champions 100% COLUMBIAN 4874 8-2-0
Fall 03 Adepts ACE BAILEY 4948 7-3-0
Fall 03 Apprentices BOMBAY 5043 8-2-0
Winter 04 None None None
Spring 04 Freshman STEVE MCQUEEN 3908 8-3-0
Spring 04 Apprentices ART PENDRAGON 5151 8-3-0
Spring 04 Apprentices AHURA MAZDA 5152 7-3-0
Spring 04 Apprentices CORPULENT CORPSE 5250 7-3-0
Spring 04 Apprentices SIR GALAHAD 5148 7-3-0
For some reason, I couldn't find any report on North Fork entries in the Winter 04
Face.
GRADUATES
100% COLUMBIAN (4874), 101 PROOF!! (4495), BEAR KEEPER (3782), BLACK JACK SHELACK
(4850), GRINNON BEARIT (2955), HONEY BEAR (3032), INCREDIBLE SULK (4511), JUMBO MUMBO
(4714), MARY ANN (4378), STRAW FIRE (4350), SUGAR CUBE (4617), TENT IN QUARANTINO
(4816), THE MIGHTY SORE (4490), THREEKARD (4600), UR BRAIN ON EGG (4703), and ZEEL
BEBUB (4713).
Sixteen graduates put us over the old 1 graduate per turn average record.
NEW TEAMS
AVENGER HAMMERZ, BORDEAUX - SAINTE, CHEAP THRILLS, DUR EDHEL, EXALTED PATH, FEATHERS
FLYIN', FUN FUN HA HA, KILL @ WILL, KNIGHTS TEMPLAR, KWANKAS, MANEGERIAL MAYHEM,
MIXED-UP MIXERS, MY DAY, NATURAL B. KILLERS 2, OLD HABITS, RAT SALAD, SECOND BANANAS,
STRETSAMLEUD, and SWEET DESIRES.
Nineteen new teams in 13 turns was damned impressive. However, it was still shy of
our record 19 in 10 turns, set during the original Turf War back in 02-03.
Well, that covers 2003 to 2004. Tune in next turn where I'll cover 2004-2005. Then,
in two turns I'll bring us up to date by reporting on 2005-2006. Remember, if you
tell me who you are, what team you run and what alliance you're with, I'll include an
Alliance Record report when I cover 2005-2006.
-- Drake
SPY REPORT
Good day, friends and fiends, welcome to your friendly neighborhood spyreport.
I doubt SCOMSS SWAMP will ever be the same. It seems the training can make the
difference, as THE BEAR'S PAW is pushed out of top team by THE SERPENTS, who came
from 11th with a 5-0-1 this turn. I understand that The Warty Toad is buying the
drinks for WARHAMMERS tonight, to honor their rise to 6th after this turns 3-0-0.
Hmmm. Now, what did these guys have for breakfast this morning? SMOKED OUT!!! has
turned a 3-2-1 into 10th place from 24th. Give me the recipe! The MYSTIC ORC FEAST
guild has had a 3-1-0 turn and deserves to be watched in the future. You never know
where this kind of thing can lead. WHITE SETTLER has lost to SWAMP LILY HAMMER,
falling 21 points, while helping make NATURAL B. KILLERS 2 a 1-3-0 turn. The
attempts to dethrone the Duelmaster have failed, and SISTER MARY SARAH remains SCOMSS
SWAMP's top warrior for another turn. Can someone confirm a rumor for me? I hear
the top team makes their losing fighters do dishes at The Warty Toad until they win.
Maybe?
He who challenges well, fights well. He who avoids without cause, shall lose
for good reasons. My mama told me that one. I also notice that the AGE OF EMPIRES
stable was the most avoided team this turn. Come on SCOMSS SWAMP, what are you
afraid of? And guess who avoided AGE OF EMPIRES stable the most? Believe it or not,
it was LAND OF OZ. Anyone surprised? The most challenged warrior this turn was
DARQUE FORCES' warrior BOGBANE. More fighters challenged him than challenged the
Duelmaster! In a brave attempt, LOWELL from SECOND BANANAS challenged up 19 points
to fight CLINTONLIKESBUSH from the NATURAL B. KILLERS 2 stable. LOWELL perhaps got
his just desserts, seeing as he put to death CLINTONLIKESBUSH and ended up with 125
recognition points. AVATAR OF WOE of SALEM'S LOT had better have a good reason for
challenging down 10 points in a challenge which she won. I thought AVATAR OF WOE
showed great skill and promise when she defeated T.H.C.. All right, so I slept
through it! Big deal!
We only live a short time in this world, so why not take a sharp blade, and
shave it close? You gotta do what you gotta do. DRAKE'S COMICS has sent CAPTAIN
MARBLE to the Dark Arena. The deed is done. Lift the ale, and toast the memory.
The grave that SALEM'S LOT had dug for SHADE'S FORM may yet be filled with the body
of MURDEROUS MARK. Seldom are the likes of this to be seen. SHADE'S FORM lives
still! Banners at half mast, warriors, NATURAL B. KILLERS 2 has lost
CLINTONLIKESBUSH, and you might say all of SCOMSS SWAMP has felt the loss, except
maybe SECOND BANANAS. CASSIDY has departed SCOMSS SWAMP, leaving THE MARAUDERS
without their 8-5-1 warrior. Question, just what was his team doing at the taverns
last night? Congratulations go out to WARHAMMERS, with TEMPUS revenging a bloodfeud
against BOGBANE of DARQUE FORCES. A brave warrior does not carry a red shield, he
has nothing to cover or hide when the fight is over. Consider well.
I like this place, SCOMSS SWAMP, the taverns have old wine, and young serving
girls. Who could ask for more? It's been nice chatting with you, until we meet
again, keep your swords sharp and your hammers heavy. Until the sun next rises and
my pen sets to paper-- Alarond the Scribe
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SISTER MARY SARAH 5137 21 3 0 121 OLD HABITS (566)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-B.B. CROSS 5323 16 5 4 140 FEATHERS FLYIN' (585)
-CYRUS THE GREAT 5681 11 3 0 139 AGE OF EMPIRES (617)
LOWELL 5569 12 5 2 125 SECOND BANANAS (573)
-RED DEVIL 5732 7 4 0 106 LOST SOULS (618)
-MINOR BLUE 5326 13 8 1 104 FEATHERS FLYIN' (585)
FRED BEAR 5348 14 9 0 100 THE BEAR'S PAW (150)
SWAMP LILY HAMMER 5441 13 7 0 95 ALL SWAMP HAMMERZ (594)
SISTER SLEDGE 5341 11 3 1 93 OLD HABITS (566)
RED DRAGON 5585 13 6 0 92 CHAOTIX BEASTS (610)
-MORWHEN 5686 10 5 2 92 LOST SOULS (618)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HUMBUG 5199 18 14 1 90 LAND OF OZ (217)
CUP OF TOE 5433 9 1 1 88 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
JACK MCFARLAND 5481 14 6 0 85 SECOND BANANAS (573)
-CAESAR 5679 10 4 0 81 AGE OF EMPIRES (617)
-OPAI 5735 9 3 0 81 DARK PINNACLE (598)
-SPECTRE 5654 7 3 1 81 GOTHIC MINISTRY (592)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-RAZOR 5689 7 3 2 80 LOST SOULS (618)
-WYRD 5167 11 6 0 79 DESOLATE ONES (524)
DON KING 5374 9 11 0 78 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
PAUL BEARER 5187 13 16 2 73 THE BEAR'S PAW (150)
ORC PLAGUE 5501 6 3 2 72 DARQUE FORCES (396)
JACK & JILL 5310 14 11 0 71 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
SUCULANT 3589 13 14 1 70 WARHAMMERS (75)
-BLOOD RAYNE 5489 14 10 1 68 DARK PINNACLE (598)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ICHORID 5584 10 6 1 66 SALEM'S LOT (605)
MAGIC WAND 5771 8 3 0 66 LAND OF OZ (217)
SWAMP BURP HAMMER 5439 12 8 2 64 ALL SWAMP HAMMERZ (594)
DROW 5674 10 3 0 64 CHAOTIX BEASTS (610)
TEMPUS 4635 11 14 1 62 WARHAMMERS (75)
-MY SLEEP 5657 5 4 0 62 THINGS I DROOL IN (614)
SISTER MERCY 5526 6 4 1 61 OLD HABITS (566)
BEAR SKINRUG 5399 12 6 1 59 THE BEAR'S PAW (150)
DEVOUT CHRISTIAN 5321 14 12 3 57 NATURAL B. KILLERS 2 (584)
-DEMONIC HEX 5530 10 4 0 57 GOTHIC MINISTRY (592)
SISTER MARY SUEELLEN 5671 7 3 1 57 OLD HABITS (566)
BOQ 5873 7 0 0 57 LAND OF OZ (217)
-TARZAN 5542 6 11 1 57 FREEDONIA (32)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
KILL*SWITCH 5809 4 1 1 56 DARQUE FORCES (396)
LITTLE BIG MAN 5393 12 9 1 55 NATURAL B. KILLERS 2 (584)
BLACK THUNDER 3885 12 11 0 55 BLACK STORM (171)
EVICSERATOR 5358 11 10 1 53 BLACK STORM (171)
-PHILP OF MACEDON 5680 6 5 1 52 AGE OF EMPIRES (617)
TEN IS RAQUET 5815 3 7 0 49 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
SHADE'S FORM 5549 8 9 1 47 SALEM'S LOT (605)
-JUSTICE FOR ALL 5534 6 6 0 47 OF WOLF AND MAN (603)
MY MISO MUTE 4018 7 3 0 45 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
ZOMBIE ASSASSIN 5552 9 6 1 43 SALEM'S LOT (605)
DRAMA QUEEN 5494 9 9 0 42 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
JENKINS 5708 8 6 0 42 THE MARAUDERS (619)
FADE TO BLACK 5695 5 5 0 42 OF WOLF AND MAN (603)
-RIGORMORTIS 5736 5 3 0 40 GOTHIC MINISTRY (592)
TWIGGY 5731 4 3 0 40 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
CRYPT ANGEL 5553 7 8 1 36 SALEM'S LOT (605)
-THE KURGEN 5636 6 9 1 36 FREEDONIA (32)
-DRAGONFLY PIE 5760 5 0 1 36 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
BLACKENED 5531 6 6 0 34 OF WOLF AND MAN (603)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CHAOS BOAST 5780 5 5 1 33 CHAOTIX BEASTS (610)
BOGBANE 5500 4 5 1 33 DARQUE FORCES (396)
KING OF BEASTS 5880 4 2 0 33 LAND OF OZ (217)
-ROGER L'BEAU 5828 4 4 0 33 KNIGHTS TEMPLAR (568)
-NILES 5860 3 1 0 33 SECOND BANANAS (573)
-CONSTANTINE 5677 6 3 0 32 AGE OF EMPIRES (617)
-WAR CRY HAMM 5436 5 2 0 31 DESOLATE ONES (524)
-XERXES 5742 8 3 0 30 AGE OF EMPIRES (617)
BEXAR 5906 3 2 0 29 THE BEAR'S PAW (150)
-CRYSTAL 5895 3 1 0 29 DARK PINNACLE (598)
-THE RAMPAGING BULK 5133 5 1 0 28 DRAKE'S COMICS (463)
-BUSTED WING 5864 4 1 0 28 FEATHERS FLYIN' (585)
STORMSTRIKE 5916 3 1 0 28 BAAL'S MINIONS (626)
-DEATH KISS 5751 6 2 1 27 GOTHIC MINISTRY (592)
SIEGE BEST 5797 5 6 1 27 BAAL'S MINIONS (626)
DA TING 5129 2 0 0 27 DRAKE'S COMICS (463)
-PIZZA PIE PARTY 5659 5 4 1 26 THINGS I DROOL IN (614)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ASP 5843 5 3 0 25 THE SERPENTS (629)
CHONG 5927 1 1 0 25 SMOKED OUT!!! (637)
THE RON 5914 2 1 0 24 WARHAMMERS (75)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
AVATAR OF WOE 5850 7 2 0 23 SALEM'S LOT (605)
-MY PILLOW 5660 7 2 0 23 THINGS I DROOL IN (614)
-BOB'S COMIC COLLECTN 5658 5 4 0 23 THINGS I DROOL IN (614)
-STUFF 5656 4 5 2 23 THINGS I DROOL IN (614)
-SHORTEST STRAW 5532 3 3 0 23 OF WOLF AND MAN (603)
-MIRAGE 5912 2 1 0 22 DARK PINNACLE (598)
-COURT JESTER 5883 1 1 0 22 EMPIRE RISING (633)
PYTHON 5903 3 2 0 21 THE SERPENTS (629)
BREMM SPARKFIST 5917 3 1 0 21 BAAL'S MINIONS (626)
-SHINJO 5886 2 1 1 21 DOJO (634)
-DYERS EVE 5535 1 5 0 20 OF WOLF AND MAN (603)
-DUMB AS ROCK 5913 2 1 0 17 DARK PINNACLE (598)
LONELY SON 5882 1 2 0 17 EMPIRE RISING (633)
SWAMP STORM 5893 3 1 0 16 BLACK STORM (171)
MR NICE GUY 5931 1 1 1 15 SMOKED OUT!!! (637)
-ZIN 5932 1 0 0 15 DOJO (634)
COBRA 5842 3 5 0 14 THE SERPENTS (629)
SGT STANDANKO 5929 2 0 0 14 SMOKED OUT!!! (637)
KYEVERA LUERTEN 5876 3 2 0 13 ARCANE ANGELS (632)
MOMBA 5945 2 0 1 13 THE SERPENTS (629)
-FE MALE 5211 3 1 0 12 DRAKE'S COMICS (463)
CHEECH 5930 1 1 1 12 SMOKED OUT!!! (637)
SMOKESCREEN 5944 1 0 0 12 DARQUE FORCES (396)
-PARAKEET 5830 2 5 0 11 FEATHERS FLYIN' (585)
-PUCK 5919 1 1 0 11 FREEDONIA (32)
-TETSUO 5890 1 2 0 11 DOJO (634)
ADDER 5920 3 0 0 10 THE SERPENTS (629)
-LUCIANN CIOCCO 5936 1 0 0 10 REPLICA STEEL (638)
-BANE 5946 1 0 0 10 KNIGHTS TEMPLAR (568)
-BLADE PICKARD 5940 1 0 0 10 REPLICA STEEL (638)
-BULLPEN ACE 5907 2 2 1 9 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
FAERJAN SKORAS 5877 2 3 0 9 ARCANE ANGELS (632)
-BONECLAW 5857 0 3 0 9 CHAOTIX BEASTS (610)
BOO-BOO 5935 1 2 0 8 THE BEAR'S PAW (150)
-GALIUS 5865 1 5 0 8 KNIGHTS TEMPLAR (568)
T.H.C. 5928 1 1 0 8 SMOKED OUT!!! (637)
-MISHIMA 5887 2 1 0 7 DOJO (634)
-LADY PERI 5599 2 1 0 7 DESOLATE ONES (524)
VALLHALAN 5892 1 3 0 6 BLACK STORM (171)
SOLTAN HELLER 5955 1 0 0 6 ARCANE ANGELS (632)
LORD ATREYU 5924 1 0 0 6 AVENGERS BANE (636)
-LADY FIRST 5600 1 2 0 5 DESOLATE ONES (524)
SIDESWIPE 5958 1 0 0 5 DARQUE FORCES (396)
LORD DESOLATE 5884 0 1 0 5 EMPIRE RISING (633)
IARYO FELUNNDA 5875 0 4 0 4 ARCANE ANGELS (632)
-CUMTOLUMPSCUM 5908 0 4 0 4 FREEDONIA (32)
TRILLA LILLEIR 5874 0 3 0 3 ARCANE ANGELS (632)
-LOTUS BLOSSOM 5888 0 3 0 3 DOJO (634)
SWAMP THUG HAMMER 5948 0 2 0 2 ALL SWAMP HAMMERZ (594)
SWAMP MESS HAMMER 5947 0 2 0 2 ALL SWAMP HAMMERZ (594)
HOWLTUSK 5943 0 2 0 2 BAAL'S MINIONS (626)
BOOSTER PYRITE 5964 0 1 0 1 DRAKE'S COMICS (463)
-MARY MAZERO 5937 0 1 0 1 REPLICA STEEL (638)
-ACE STARNOWSKY 5938 0 1 0 1 REPLICA STEEL (638)
ALTORA 5925 0 1 0 1 AVENGERS BANE (636)
-LYNDA BRAUTIGAM 5939 0 1 0 1 REPLICA STEEL (638)
SABIEN FAUST 5926 0 1 0 1 AVENGERS BANE (636)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MAGNUS CROYLE 5905 0 1 0 1 AVENGERS BANE (636)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
SWAMP ROSE HAMME 5440 6 10 0 ALL SWAMP HAMMERZ 594 RACECAR 5498 235 NOT REVE
SWAMP TRAP HAMME 5442 14 5 1 ALL SWAMP HAMMERZ 594 CYRUS THE GREAT 5681 238
SEVERIK SAVA 5923 0 1 0 AVENGERS BANE 636 MOMBA 5945 239
PUKE 5956 0 1 0 BAAL'S MINIONS 626 PUTRID PATRICK 19 239 NONE
SIMON MAGUS 5806 4 4 0 BAAL'S MINIONS 626 KILL*SWITCH 5809 237
WYAND VOIDFINGER 5918 1 1 0 BAAL'S MINIONS 626 SHINJO 5886 237
ISHMAIL VILEHAND 5942 0 1 0 BAAL'S MINIONS 626 CHEECH 5930 238
MURDEROUS MARK 18 0 1 0 DARK ARENA 0 SHADE'S FORM 5549 239 NONE
JADE FALCON 5805 1 5 0 DARK PINNACLE 598 PIZZA PIE PARTY 5659 235 REVENGED
CAPTAIN MARBLE 4634 14 15 0 DRAKE'S COMICS 463 CARDIAC CRAIG 21 239 NONE
AHURA MAZDA 5152 13 15 1 KNIGHTS TEMPLAR 568 MORWHEN 5686 236
ETIENNE DUPLAIX 5377 7 14 2 KNIGHTS TEMPLAR 568 ORC PLAGUE 5501 238
JEAN ST. OMER 5911 0 3 0 KNIGHTS TEMPLAR 568 SIEGE BEST 5797 238
TARANTELLA 5687 6 2 2 LOST SOULS 618 B.B. CROSS 5323 235 NOT REVE
CASSIDY 5705 8 6 1 THE MARAUDERS 619 ICHORID 5584 239
RIPE TRIPE 5904 0 4 0 MYSTIC ORC FEAST 416 MR NICE GUY 5931 239
CLINTONLIKESBUSH 5318 16 10 0 NATURAL B. KILLER 584 LOWELL 5569 239
SISTER MARYKATE 5835 2 2 1 OLD HABITS 566 BEAR SKINRUG 5399 236
BOA 5839 1 4 0 THE SERPENTS 629 BULLPEN ACE 5907 236
LUCIFERETTE 5053 3 3 0 WARHAMMERS 75 BOGBANE 5500 238 JUST REV
PERSONAL ADS
Blackstorm -- I never jest! Ever! -- Maximillian
Me allies want slave. Fratsfa one be good. -- BOQ
Father O'Malley -- Those sisters of yours are just too "protected" from my spells.
Humbug and Fighting Tree say "pshaw"! I say they are the wicked witches of the East
and West reincarnated! -- Oz The All Humorous
Court Jester -- You should not have made a fool of The King Of Beasts. -- King Of
Beasts
Little Big Man -- You made my day! I liked both the little and the big. (chuckle)
-- Magic Wand
Baphomet -- No cell, no call. -- Oz The All Communicative
Nuln -- I am glad you clarified that elderly and flatulent to be Soultaker. -- Oz The
All Concerned
White Settler -- Lucked out on the clash? And to think that I merely believed I won,
and that I was the better? -- Fighting Tree
Kon -- Welcome to The Swamp. -- Oz The All Welcoming
Everyone -- BOO! -- Drake
P.S. Good to see the old home arena's still jumpin'.
Baphomet -- Received the DM 47 T-238 newsletter on Friday July 7 along with 2
SnailMail letters I had sent to you that were returned due to Undeliverable As
Addressed Unable To Forward. Those letters were dated June 6 and 11. Do you have a
new address, or did the sun and sand over here misdirect these letters? -- Hammer
Swamp Citizens -- For those of you who keep track of such things, Swamp Trap Hammer
was much better suited as a Total Parody rather than the Slasher she was created to
be. At the time I was trying to get a Slasher graduated, but thankfully I got one
graduated over in Morya last year way before STH died. She was an 18(3)-19(2)-10-
12(3)-19(3)-4-13 Slasher. May she rest in peace! -- Hammer
Humbug -- The aforementioned STH may have been your better, but you have obviously
outlived her! -- Hammer
Devout Christian -- Blasphemer indeed, you fanatic! Get your sorry butt up here in
the recognition rankings so I can kick it back down again! -- Swamp Lily Hammer
D.K. Blackstorm -- If one never jests "EVER", then that person is either bitter and
angry or sour and sad! Either/or are not worth the paper this is written on. If a
person or group of people like that get in your way, then slap them on the buttocks
and send them on THEIR way! (evil grin) -- D.K. Toker, mgr. Smoked Out!!! (637)
Desolate Empire Alliance
D.K. Goat -- Awaiting you in 31! All is well this way and glad to see we are all in
agreement on the Charlie issue! Votes were taken and passed 6-0 with 1 absentee. So
be prepared! (grin) -- D.K. Toker, DESOLATE EMPIRE 4 LIFE!
Oz the all Wonderful -- Please inform your compatriot, the Lovely Lady Fern, that I
don't know what's been gong on these last couple of turns with the contest info in
52. Not only do they seem to be printed a turn late, my stable wasn't fought for
some mysterious reason. Hopefully all will run right this coming turn. Thank you
for passing the message, and it also feels good to be back in SCOMMS Swamp after a
few missed turns. Even if it is with a new team. -- D.K. Toker
Bog Bane -- One typo and BAM! I'm Dead. -- Luciferette
P.S. That was supposed to be a longsword--not large shield.
Bog Bane -- I look forward to the bloodfeud. -- Warhammers
20 June 2006
Dark Knights of the Desolate Empire
Our newest Dark Knight disrespected?!?!?! ARE THEY SERIOUS?!?! If at all possible,
let's get over to 31. I'm on the way. Let's get 'em. -- Dark Knight Osiris
26 June 2006
To those interested, G.E.C.K.O., Inc, is looking for able-bodied warriors to embark
on a dangerous mission. Those interested (or for more details) diplo me at:
Juice, DM 93, mgr. Arena Masters, Inc -- Juice
30 June 2006
All -- I am looking for able bodied warriors, magic-wielding wizards, faith-healing
clerics, and quick-handed thieves to begin a quest requested by the Emperor of the
Southern Kingdom of Crailmia. All interested parties can diplo me in arena 93 --
Noblish Island, c/o Will-O-Wisps (1422) or write to me at -- Robert Bennett, 317173,
4269 West M-80, Kincheloe, Mi 49784. -- the Lightbearer, mgr. Will-O-Wisps
1 July 2006
BROTHER KNIGHTS OF THE DESOLATE EMPIRE -- Hail brothers where ever you are to be
found! We are engaging in arena 31. Let them feel our wrath. Onward to glory!!! --
Dark knight Blackstorm
1 July 2006
Soultaker -- Read your e-mail! -- Guardian
10 July 2006
The Dark Knights sat at the Dark Table with grim faces. All present knew that there
could be no quarter. The Forces of Desolation would be unleashed. There would be no
turning back, no mercy and no hesitation to do what was necessary. Teeth gritted and
knuckles whitened with fury as the IMPERIAL PROCLAMATION was signed by each Dark
Knight.
AS OF JULY 1, 2006 -- WAR IS DECLARED ON THE ALLIANCE KNOWN AS THE VENDETTA
CARTEL.
The Desolate Empire -- Dark Knights: Ancient Creep, Blackstorm, Dok Sik, Goat,
Heathen, Hatebred, Kon, Osiris, Toker, Wasby the Great
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
CAPTAIN MARBLE was viciously butchered by CARDIAC CRAIG in a 3 minute fight.
SHADE'S FORM viciously butchered MURDEROUS MARK in a 2 minute Dark Arena battle.
PUKE was savagely slain by PUTRID PATRICK in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena duel.
TEMPUS bested BOGBANE in a popular 1 minute Bloodfeud fight.
LONELY SON was savagely defeated by STORMSTRIKE in a 2 minute Challenge competition.
JACK MCFARLAND lost to FRED BEAR in a exciting 1 minute master's Challenge fight.
LOWELL butchered CLINTONLIKESBUSH in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge competition.
JACK & JILL was viciously subdued by HUMBUG in a 2 minute expert's Challenge melee.
ICHORID assassinated CASSIDY in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
MY MISO MUTE outlasted JENKINS in a tiresome 21 minute Challenge fight.
MAGIC WAND overcame KILL*SWITCH in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
TWIGGY savagely defeated BLACKENED in a exciting 1 minute bloody Challenge match.
AVATAR OF WOE overcame T.H.C. in a monotonous 5 minute brutal Challenge contest.
CHEECH was bested by THE RON in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge bout.
RIPE TRIPE was easily killed by MR NICE GUY in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
SGT STANDANKO savagely defeated HOWLTUSK in a 2 minute beginner's Challenge struggle.
FAERJAN SKORAS was devastated by BEXAR in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
IARYO FELUNNDA was overpowered by PYTHON in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
SISTER MARY SARAH outlasted RED DRAGON in a tiring 14 minute veteran's Title bout.
SISTER SLEDGE overcame DON KING in a popular 1 minute master's competition.
WHITE SETTLER was defeated by SWAMP LILY HAMMER in a popular 1 minute veteran's duel.
SWAMP BURP HAMMER was outwaited by SUCULANT in a unpopular 10 minute expert's duel.
CUP OF TOE demolished PAUL BEARER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
DEVOUT CHRISTIAN was unbelievably bested by BOQ in a popular 2 minute gruesome match.
DROW defeated EVICSERATOR in a 2 minute bout.
ORC PLAGUE demolished FADE TO BLACK in a action packed 2 minute one-sided melee.
BLACK THUNDER was overcome by TEN IS RAQUET in a action packed 1 minute brutal bout.
DRAMA QUEEN was viciously subdued by LITTLE BIG MAN in a exciting 5 minute gory duel.
SISTER MERCY overpowered CHAOS BOAST in a popular 1 minute brutal uneven duel.
ZOMBIE ASSASSIN savagely defeated SIEGE BEST in a popular 2 minute brutal fight.
CRYPT ANGEL was overpowered by BEAR SKINRUG in a exciting 1 minute uneven bout.
SISTER MARY SUEELLEN viciously subdued THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 3 minute duel.
KYEVERA LUERTEN was demolished by KING OF BEASTS in a 1 minute mismatched match.
ASP beat BOO-BOO in a 1 minute fray.
COBRA narrowly defeated SWAMP THUG HAMMER in a exciting 3 minute match.
CHONG handily defeated HAMMER in a 1 minute uneven match.
DA TING overpowered VALLHALAN in a 1 minute uneven bout.
SWAMP STORM savagely defeated BOOSTER PYRITE in a 4 minute novice's competition.
TRILLA LILLEIR slimly lost to LORD ATREYU in a 2 minute novice's match.
BREMM SPARKFIST demolished ALTORA in a 1 minute uneven duel.
ADDER viciously subdued MAGNUS CROYLE in a crowd boring 8 minute amateur's match.
SWAMP MESS HAMMER was overpowered by SMOKESCREEN in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
MOMBA put to death SEVERIK SAVA in a 1 minute novice's conflict.
LORD DESOLATE was beaten by SIDESWIPE in a 5 minute gory novice's fight.
SABIEN FAUST was viciously subdued by SOLTAN HELLER in a 3 minute novice's bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 15 WALL OF STEEL 69 - 42 - 3 62 |
|TOTAL PARRY 15 TOTAL PARRY 125 - 79 - 3 61 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 14 AIMED BLOW 39 - 31 - 2 56 |
|WALL OF STEEL 9 PARRY-LUNGE 20 - 16 - 2 56 |
|BASHING ATTACK 9 STRIKING ATTACK 115 - 110 - 12 51 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 8 LUNGING ATTACK 93 - 110 - 12 46 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 6 SLASHING ATTACK 51 - 80 - 0 39 |
|AIMED BLOW 5 PARRY-STRIKE 24 - 40 - 1 38 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 BASHING ATTACK 62 - 105 - 8 37 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 9 - 0 10 |
Turn 239 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 3 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 4 - 5 3 AIMED BLOW
AIMED BLOW 4 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 5 2 TOTAL PARRY
WALL OF STEEL 6 - 3 TOTAL PARRY 5 - 10 2 STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 8 - 7 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 2 PARRY-LUNGE
PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 3 1 SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 7 - 7 1 LUNGING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY SISTER MARY SARAH 5137 21 3 0 121 OLD HABITS (566)
AIMED BLOW LOWELL 5569 12 5 2 125 SECOND BANANAS (573)
PARRY-LUNGE SWAMP LILY HAMMER 5441 13 7 0 95 ALL SWAMP HAMMERZ (594)
LUNGING ATTACK HUMBUG 5199 18 14 1 90 LAND OF OZ (217)
STRIKING ATTACK CUP OF TOE 5433 9 1 1 88 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
WALL OF STEEL ORC PLAGUE 5501 6 3 2 72 DARQUE FORCES (396)
BASHING ATTACK ICHORID 5584 10 6 1 66 SALEM'S LOT (605)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is HUMBUG 5199. The most popular warrior this turn was
LITTLE BIG MAN 5393. The ten other most popular fighters were DEVOUT CHRISTIAN 5321,
HUMBUG 5199, FADE TO BLACK 5695, SISTER MARY SUEELLEN 5671, SWAMP THUG HAMMER 5948,
SHADE'S FORM 5549, CHEECH 5930, SGT STANDANKO 5929, TEN IS RAQUET 5815, and ZOMBIE
ASSASSIN 5552.
The least popular fighter this week was JENKINS 5708. The other ten least popular
fighters were MY MISO MUTE 4018, SUCULANT 3589, SISTER MARY SARAH 5137, SWAMP BURP
HAMMER 5439, RED DRAGON 5585, T.H.C. 5928, MAGNUS CROYLE 5905, SABIEN FAUST 5926,
ADDER 5920, and SIDESWIPE 5958.
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
FIGHTING TREE (47-5235) LAND OF OZ (217)
WHITE SETTLER (47-5322) NATURAL B. KILLERS 2 (584)