DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 09/05/2006 Duedate: 10/02/2006
DOUBLE-X ARENA
DM-47 TURN-241
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
FRED BEAR
THE BEAR'S PAW (150)
(47-5348) [16-9-0,114]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
SWAMP LILY HAMMER CHONG
ALL SWAMP HAMMERZ (594) SMOKED OUT!!! (637)
(47-5441) [15-7-1,134] (47-5927) [3-1-0,60]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
MINOR BLUE REBIRTH
FEATHERS FLYIN' (585) INDIFFERENCE (611)
(47-5326) [14-9-1,97] (47-5987) [1-1-0,13]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
LAND OF OZ (217)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. ALL SWAMP HAMMERZ (594) 52
2. BLACK STORM (171) 43 OLD HABITS (566)
3. THINGS I DROOL IN (614) 30 Unchartered Team
4. ROYAL FLUSH (48) 26
5. BAAL'S MINIONS (626) 23 SMOKED OUT!!! (637)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 OLD HABITS (566) 64 32 6 66.7 1/ 2 LAND OF OZ (217) 11 2 0
2/ 3 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416) 288 179 24 61.7 2/ 1 THE SERPENTS (629) 11 4 1
3/ 4 LAND OF OZ (217) 489 314 14 60.9 3/ 8 ROYAL FLUSH (48) 8 6 0
4/ 6 SECOND BANANAS (573) 87 62 10 58.4 4/ 7 THE BEAR'S PAW (150) 8 7 1
5/ 7 THINGS I DROOL IN (614) 29 21 3 58.0 5/ 4 BAAL'S MINIONS (626) 8 7 0
6/ 8 DRAKE'S COMICS (463) 138 111 4 55.4 6/ 9 WARHAMMERS (75) 7 2 0
7/10 ROYAL FLUSH (48) 623 504 32 55.3 7/18 BLACK STORM (171) 7 6 0
8/11 ALL SWAMP HAMMERZ (594) 57 47 5 54.8 8/ 3*SMOKED OUT!!! (637) 7 8 2
9-13 THE MARAUDERS (619) 26 23 2 53.1 9/13 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416) 6 6 0
10/14 THE BEAR'S PAW (150) 351 313 33 52.9 10/16 ALL SWAMP HAMMERZ (594) 6 8 1
11/12 NATURAL B. KILLERS (584) 66 60 6 52.4 11/ 6 DARQUE FORCES (396) 6 8 0
12/15 FEATHERS FLYIN' (585) 56 51 9 52.3 12/ 5 OLD HABITS (566) 5 1 0
13-16 SALEM'S LOT (605) 41 38 4 51.9 13/11*WINTER CHILL (476) 5 4 0
14/18 CHAOTIX BEASTS (610) 43 42 4 50.6 14-15 SALEM'S LOT (605) 4 1 2
15/17 DARQUE FORCES (396) 111 110 9 50.2 15/12 SECOND BANANAS (573) 4 2 2
16/ 5*SMOKED OUT!!! (637) 10 10 3 50.0 16/14 CHAOTIX BEASTS (610) 4 5 0
17/22 BLACK STORM (171) 102 113 9 47.4 17/10 NATURAL B. KILLERS (584) 4 9 1
18/23 OF WOLF AND MAN (603) 25 28 0 47.2 18/29 THINGS I DROOL IN (614) 3 2 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19/ 9*WINTER CHILL (476) 6 7 0 46.2 19/26 FEATHERS FLYIN' (585) 3 4 0
20/21 INDIFFERENCE (611) 75 88 5 46.0 20/23 DRAKE'S COMICS (463) 3 6 0
21/26 THE SERPENTS (629) 23 27 1 46.0 21/17*EMPIRE RISING (633) 2 4 1
22/27 WARHAMMERS (75) 229 286 13 44.5 22/31 OF WOLF AND MAN (603) 2 4 0
23/25 BAAL'S MINIONS (626) 28 35 1 44.4 23-24*AVENGERS BANE (636) 2 7 0
24/30*EMPIRE RISING (633) 4 6 1 40.0 24/25 INDIFFERENCE (611) 1 4 0
25-29 KNIGHTS TEMPLAR (568) 61 96 3 38.9 25-27*ARCANE ANGELS (632) 1 4 0
26-31*ARCANE ANGELS (632) 6 15 0 28.6 26-19 KNIGHTS TEMPLAR (568) 1 4 0
27-32*AVENGERS BANE (636) 2 7 0 22.2 27/30*LADIES OF DREAD (641) 1 9 0
28/33*LADIES OF DREAD (641) 1 9 0 10.0 28-32 THE MARAUDERS (619) 0 2 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
And now we finally get caught up with current time. So, for those of you who had no
idea who the warriors & teams mentioned in the last couple reviews, now you should
see a few familiar faces. If you're still not happy, why are you bothering to read
this? I give you:
THE NORTH FORK ANNUAL REVIEW
8/2005 to 7/2006
(Turns 227 to 239)
We had 44 teams in the arena on turn 227. As of turn 239, there were only 33 teams.
What, we don't have a Turf War and everyone splits? Talk about a fickle bunch of
managers. Well, I bet we won't see any of *them* on this list:
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THE TOP 5 TEAMS OF THE LAST YEAR
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Team W L K Rec Percent
---- -- -- -- --- -------
OLD HABITS 35 11 5 294 76.08%
GOTHIC MINISTRY 27 12 2 161 69.23%
AGE OF EMPIRES 32 16 1 245 66.66%
LOST SOULS 29 17 5 224 63.04%
LAND OF OZ 38 23 0 270 62.29%
* - Only currently listed teams with at least 32 fights were
considered.
The field consisted of 23 eligible teams.
Well, Oz, I'm sorry to say that you're 74.57% W/L record from last year didn't hold
for very long as Old Habits die-hard management style pulled in a new annual record.
Still no Royal Flush or Mystic Orc Feast on the list. Is the old guard finally
growing weak with age?
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THE BOTTOM 5 TEAMS OF THE LAST YEAR
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Team W L K Rec Percent
---- -- -- -- --- -------
BLACK STORM 21 32 0 99 39.62%
KNIGHTS TEMPLAR 24 34 0 106 41.37%
FREEDONIA 24 34 2 151 41.37%
BAAL'S MINIONS 22 31 1 140 41.50%
ROYAL FLUSH 27 37 1 94 42.18%
* - Only currently listed teams with at least 32 fights were
considered.
Wow, our worst annual record this time around was near 40%. That's pretty
surprising. Especially when you consider that the all-time (okay, for all the times
that I've done this report) worst record has been Wolfe Pack's 13.79% set way back in
'99-'00. Oh and look, there's Crip; in the bottom 5.
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THE ANNUAL ALLIANCE RECORD
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Kills Rec
Alliance W L /Team /Team Percent FpTpT(*)
-------- --- --- ----- ----- ------- --------
Independent 544 496 1.52 124.59 52.31% 4.48
Vendetta Cartel 109 101 2.25 122.75 51.90% 4.67
Desolate Empire 7 8 0.00 17.00 46.67% 5.00
The Iron Council 12 18 0.00 96.00 40.00% 3.00
* = Fights per Team per Turn
Desolate Empire: DESOLATE ONES
The Iron Council: OF WOLF AND MAN
Vendetta Cartel: DARQUE FORCES, NATURAL B. KILLER, SALEM'S LOT and THE BEAR'S PAW
Well, even though none of you could be *bothered* to let me know what alliances
you're in (a fine display of team spirit, I have to say), I'll go ahead and post the
ones I know. If you're in an alliance and want to be able to compare your record to
everyone else's, you're going to have to speak up. What's the point in being in an
alliance if you're ashamed to admit it? Maybe it's because all the alliances
actually managed to do *worse* than the Independent managers.
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THE TOP 10 WARRIOR RECORDS
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Name ID W L K Rec Percent
---- ---- -- -- -- --- -------
SISTER MARY SARAH 5137 10 0 0 60 100.00%
WHITE SETTLER 5322 10 2 0 66 83.33%
DROW 5674 10 3 0 64 76.92%
B.B. CROSS 5323 8 1 2 104 88.88%
OPAI 5735 9 3 0 81 75.00%
FRED BEAR 5348 9 3 0 67 75.00%
LOWELL 5569 9 4 1 114 69.23%
DEMONIC HEX 5530 8 1 0 48 88.88%
SISTER SLEDGE 5341 8 2 1 67 80.00%
RED DRAGON 5585 9 4 0 68 69.23%
* - Base ranking determined by (3*Wins) + #Kills - #Losses.
* - Only warriors with at least 6 fights and on currently listed
teams were considered.
The field consisted of 101 eligible warriors.
An impressive run by Sister Mary Sarah, going undefeated for 10 turns over the last
year. However, a score of 30 points isn't enough to overcome Jumbo Mumbo's 12-1-1
36pt record from '02-'03.
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THE BOTTOM 10 WARRIOR RECORDS
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Name ID W L K Rec Percent
---- ---- -- -- -- --- -------
PURE RAGE 5758 0 6 0 6 0.00%
FROZEN HORROR 5799 1 6 0 9 14.28%
JADE FALCON 5805 1 5 0 8 16.66%
GALIUS 5865 1 5 0 8 16.66%
BLACKENED 5531 2 6 0 16 25.00%
PARAKEET 5830 2 5 0 11 28.57%
MR. REE 5406 2 5 0 11 28.57%
STAG 5737 2 6 2 14 25.00%
TEN IS RAQUET 5815 3 7 0 49 30.00%
TOTO 3914 2 4 0 17 33.33%
* - Base ranking determined by (3*Wins) + #Kills - #Losses.
* - Only warriors with at least 6 fights and on currently listed
teams were considered.
Pure Rage came close, but didn't manage to do worse than the worst ever, Olgon Puy
(0-7-0, -7pts). I guess his manager DAed him just in time.
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THE LONGEST STREAKS OF THE PAST YEAR
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WINNING STREAK | LOSING STREAK
Name ID Wins | Name ID Losses
---- ---- ---- | ---- ---- ------
SISTER MARY SARAH 5137 10 | PURE RAGE 5758 6
CAESAR 5679 8 | TEN IS RAQUET 5815 6
WHITE SETTLER 5322 8 | DETARTRATED 5497 6
MY PILLOW 5660 7 | BLACKENED 5531 5
BOQ 5873 7 | MAHARA 2656 5
FRED BEAR 5348 7 | LEPPADA 2257 5
CUP OF TOE 5433 7 | LETHAL 4998 5
SISTER SLEDGE 5341 6 | ETIENNE DUPLAIX 5377 5
RAZOR 5689 6 | MAN HUNTER 5000 5
OPAI 5735 6 | ROBUST BREW 5400 5
SPECTRE 5654 6 |
AVATAR OF WOE 5850 6 |
Here's a new category for you, the longest winning and losing streaks over the past
year. It's no surprise to see the top of the W/L list manage to make the top of the
Winning Streak list. Cudos to the fightin' nun and ner nunchuck rosary. On the
other hand, we have a 3-way tie for longest Losing Streak. Guess what, since this is
the first time this category has ever been reported, you automatically become record-
holders. Congratulations.
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TOP FIVE TEAM RECOGNITION
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TEN TURN TOTAL | SINGLE TURN
Team Rec | Team Rec
---- --- | ---- ---
OLD HABITS 294 | FEATHERS FLYIN' 77
LAND OF OZ 270 | FEATHERS FLYIN' 57
AGE OF EMPIRES 245 | LOST SOULS 57
LOST SOULS 224 | LAND OF OZ 57
DARQUE FORCES 189 | PALINDROMES 56
Old Habits may have broken the old W/L record, but Royal Flush's average 27.4
recognition/turn is a tough record to break. Likewise, Feathers Flyin' came up 10
short of the Flush's single turn record 87 points. So, Crip's records still hold
strong. Resting on past laurels, that's what he's doing.
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TOP TEN WARRIOR RECOGNITION
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TEN TURN TOTAL | SINGLE TURN
Name ID Rec | Name ID Rec
---- ---- --- | ---- ---- ---
LOWELL 5569 114 | LOWELL 5569 42
RED DEVIL 5732 106 | B.B. CROSS 5323 40
B.B. CROSS 5323 104 | CYRUS THE GREAT 5681 35
CYRUS THE GREAT 5681 96 | STAG 5737 31
OPAI 5735 81 | KALYPSO 3603 29
RAZOR 5689 78 | B.B. CROSS 5323 29
SPECTRE 5654 71 | PHILP OF MACEDON 5680 29
RED DRAGON 5585 68 | ICHORID 5584 29
FRED BEAR 5348 67 | WOZZECK 5644 29
SISTER SLEDGE 5341 67 | TARANTELLA 5687 28
Impressive total recognition gain by Lowell, but 8.8 per turn on average won't beat
the old record of 9.7/turn held by Wolfgang Duck since the dawn of this report. On
the other hand, Lowell did manage to set the new bar for most recognition in a single
turn by beating the old record by *1* point. Sorry, Steve McQueen & Cup of Cat but
your joint record is no more.
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BOTTOM TEN WARRIOR RECOGNITION
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TEN TURN TOTAL | SINGLE TURN
Name ID Rec | Name ID Rec
---- ---- --- | ---- ---- ---
ACE METRIC 3554 -71 | KRAMER 5191 -103
KRAMER 5191 -64 | TARANTELLA 5687 -83
INCUBUS 5423 -31 | ACE METRIC 3554 -53
NOT! AGAIN! 5699 -28 | WHITE SETTLER 5322 -48
TARANTELLA 5687 -26 | SWAMP TRAP HAMME 5442 -46
CAPTAIN MARBLE 4634 -25 | CLINTONLIKESBUSH 5318 -44
BEAR NEKKID 5126 -23 | ACE METRIC 3554 -43
BODAK 5589 -21 | FESTUS 5861 -39
HITLER YOUTH 5547 -20 | BODAK 5589 -34
MARAJUANA MAN 3411 -15 | STEAL SHANK 5487 -34
Ace Metric tried to erase the record held by his teammate, King Uvdahell, but losing
an average of -7.9 recognition per turn will probably keep him around for quite some
time. If you're going to the DA upon graduation, make sure you can win. The same
advice probably applies to Kramer, even though he didn't manage to beat King
Uvdahell's other record, -112 points in a single turn. Crip's so cool that he
doesn't just rule the positive records, he owns the negative ones as well.
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STYLE MASTERS OF THE PAST YEAR
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Style Warrior ID Turns
----- ------- -- -----
LUNGING ATTACK HUMBUG 5199 11
PARRY-LUNGE SWAMP LILY HAMMER 5441 9
TOTAL PARRY BOMBADIL 2724 7
SLASHING ATTACK WHITE SETTLER 5322 6
WALL OF STEEL TOTO 3914 6
AIMED BLOW LOWELL 5569 5
PARRY-STRIKE PHILP OF MACEDON 5680 5
BASHING ATTACK FIGHTING TREE 5235 3
BASHING ATTACK LITTLE BIG MAN 5393 3
STRIKING ATTACK JACK MCFARLAND 5481 3
STRIKING ATTACK B.B. CROSS 5323 3
Humbug ties with Bear Nekkid ('04-'05) for most turns as a style master. Nicely
done, though the thought of a Bear Nekkid Humbug is somewhat disturbing.
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RULERS OF THE SANDS
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Chartered Unchartered
Turn Duelmaster Recognition Leader Recognition Leader
---- ---------- ------------------ ------------------
227 KALYPSO ACE METRIC TARANTELLA
228 KALYPSO KRAMER TARANTELLA
229 KRAMER KRAMER TARANTELLA
230 KRAMER KRAMER CYRUS THE GREAT
231 BOMBADIL BOMBADIL CAESAR
232 TOTO TOTO CAESAR
233 B.B. CROSS B.B. CROSS CASSIDY
234 JACK MCFARLAND WHITE SETTLER CASSIDY
235 JACK MCFARLAND WHITE SETTLER MY SLEEP
236 WHITE SETTLER WHITE SETTLER POSITION IS EMPTY
237 FIGHTING TREE B.B. CROSS KYEVERA LUERTEN
238 SISTER MARY SARAH CYRUS THE GREAT MY SLEEP
239 SISTER MARY SARAH LOWELL POSITION IS EMPTY
No one managed more than 2 turns as Duelmaster, which means that Ten Commandments 40%
of the year record continues to hold. Similarly, no one managed more than 3 turns
(23% of the year) as Chartered Recognition Leader, so 10 C's 30% records continues to
hold there. I guess there's no beating the word of God. Tarantella's 3 turn run as
Unchartered Recognition Leader wasn't anywhere near 50% of the year, so Wolb Demia
also holds strong as a record-setter.
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THE FANS SPEAK
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Popularity This This Week's
Turn Leader Week's Favorite Least Favorite
---- ------ --------------- --------------
227 AHURA MAZDA GRADE TEN HOLLE' CHERRY 5437
228 AHURA MAZDA DON KING PANZER LIGER 5762
229 AHURA MAZDA FIGHTING TREE BLACK BALL 5520
230 AHURA MAZDA FIGHTING TREE DRAMA QUEEN 5494
231 AHURA MAZDA MINOR BLUE RICHARD CRANIUM 5577
232 AHURA MAZDA BLACK XERXES 5742
233 AHURA MAZDA DEVOUT CHRISTIAN PRINCE IGOR 5640
234 AHURA MAZDA STAG BLACK BALL 5520
235 AHURA MAZDA DON KING JENKINS 5708
236 FIGHTING TREE MINOR BLUE MY MISO MUTE 4018
237 FIGHTING TREE TARZAN JACK & JILL 5310
238 FIGHTING TREE FIGHTING TREE MY PILLOW 5660
239 HUMBUG LITTLE BIG MAN JENKINS 5708
With 9 turns, Ahura Mazda came very close, but couldn't beat Insolent Idiot's 10 turn
run as Popularity Leader record. This Week's Favorite proves as fickle as ever, but
Fighting Tree's 3 turns set's a new Record for most turns as TWF. Well, Oz, lose one
record and set another. The fans are usually a bit more consistent with who they
hate, but this time out no one managed more than 2 turns (15% of the year) as This
Week's Least Favorite, so Biblish retains the dubious honor of holding the record to
beat with 40% of the year.
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POPULARITY LISTS
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Most Least
Popular List ID Score* | Popular List ID Score*
------------ ---- ------ | ------------ ---- ------
THE KURGEN 5636 29 | DARK HEART 5684 -48
SHADE'S FORM 5549 28 | DRAMA QUEEN 5494 -32
HUMBUG 5199 28 | JACK & JILL 5310 -31
SIMON MAGUS 5806 25 | DEADLY 4996 -31
MY SLEEP 5657 23 | JENKINS 5708 -28
FIGHTING TREE 5235 23 | SUCULANT 3589 -27
MINOR BLUE 5326 22 | XERXES 5742 -25
BEAR SKINRUG 5399 18 | MY PILLOW 5660 -24
TEN IS RAQUET 5815 16 | BLACK THUNDER 3885 -23
DEVOUT CHRISTIAN 5321 16 | SISTER MARY SARAH 5137 -23
OPAI 5735 16 |
CAPPUCCINO 5382 16 |
* - Scores derived from position in Most Popular and Least Popular Lists
For the second year in a row there were no real standouts for strongest running on
the Most/Least Popular lists. So that means our old records of 60pts (100% Columbian
in '03-'04) and -65pts (Frustration '03-'04) hold strong.
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THE FEARD AND THE AFRAID
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Turn Most Avoided Most Avoiding
---- ------------ -------------
227 SOULFORGE SOULFORGE
228 SKELETON KEY DOK SIK KILLAS'
229 THE BEAR'S PAW THE BEAR'S PAW
230 ADULT SWIM ALL SWAMP HAMMERZ
231 ADULT SWIM GOTHIC MINISTRY
232 ADULT SWIM ALL SWAMP HAMMERZ
233 ADULT SWIM ALL SWAMP HAMMERZ
234 THE BEAR'S PAW THE BEAR'S PAW
235 THE BEAR'S PAW THE BEAR'S PAW
236 ALL SWAMP HAMMERZ DARK PINNACLE
237 DARK PINNACLE DARK PINNACLE
238 KNIGHTS TEMPLAR SALEM'S LOT
239 AGE OF EMPIRES LAND OF OZ
Adult Swim was most avoided at 4 turns, which beats the old record of 3 turns jointly
held by Spoonertiks, Royal Flush and Coffee Rules! Not only that, they did it
without avoiding themselves! Geeze Kat, I knew felines were fickle but refusing to
hang out with yourself takes it to a new extreme. Doing the most avoiding were All
Swamp Hammerz (so does that mean you only hammer things in a swamp or that your
hammers are only made of materials found in a swamp?) and the Bear's Paw at 3 turns
each. That's only 23% of the turn, so Kat doesn't have to live with the
embarrassment of setting a record by fearing himself. No, the biggest coward award
is still held by Mystic Orc Feast with their 30% of all turns record.
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THE 5 LONGEST FIGHTS OF THE LAST YEAR
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MY MISO MUTE was outlasted by PRINCE IGOR in 29 minutes
DRAMA QUEEN outlasted MY PILLOW in 25 minutes
JACK & JILL outwaited PRINCE IGOR in 25 minutes
JENKINS was outlasted by CHAOS BOAST in 24 minutes
DARK HEART slimly lost to RICHARD CRANIUM in 22 minutes
* - The average fight length was 2.76 minutes.
Twenty-nine minutes, that's it?! That's barely a decent nap! Ah, for the good old
days when you could catch a decent snooze during one of Manic Fuhrer's 43 minute
fights. Average fight length was up by .2 minutes from last year but still well
short of our record 3.61 minutes per fight. Where did all the scum go? When am I
supposed to take my bathroom breaks on fight day?
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THE 5 HIGHEST FIGHT TIME TOTALS OF THE LAST YEAR
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Name Total Time
---- ----------
JACK & JILL 110
JENKINS 106
DARK HEART 92
DRAMA QUEEN 89
XERXES 81
Jack & Jill spent the most time on the sands last year, but at an average of only
8.46 minutes per fight, they were well short of Tchmil's average 16.2 minutes per
fight record. Now *that's* staying power.
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THE TOP 10 UPCHALLENGES
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Challenger Challenged Rec
---------- ---------- ---
ART PENDRAGON KRAMER 53 (101pts shy of Sir Lancelot's record.)
AHURA MAZDA WHITE SETTLER 41 (I thought the settlers came in covered
wagons; not imported cars.)
JABBERWOCK KRAMER 37
TANGO CUP OF TOE 37 (It would seem hard to tango with one's
toes in a cup.)
FIGHTING TREE WHITE SETTLER 37
MALARIA CASSIDY 34
FIGHTING TREE BOMBADIL 33 (Ah, the scene they cut from Fellowship
of the Ring.)
WOZZECK MINOR BLUE 32
JACK MCFARLAND B.B. CROSS 30
FREEZE DRIED ART PENDRAGON 29
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THE WORST 10 DOWNCHALLENGES
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Challenger Victim Rec
---------- ------ ---
KALYPSO SARA F. -37 (Well, slightly better than half of
Wolfgang Duck's -60 pt record.)
OPAI DARK HEART -29 (Looks like Opai had the blackest
heart.)
TNT FADE TO BLACK -22 (Droppin' da bomb.)
WOZZECK ETIENNE DUPLAIX -21
LOWELL MEDEE -21
SHADE'S FORM GALIUS -20
APPIUS TRISTAN -20
CYRUS THE GREAT CLINTONLIKESBUSH -20 (Apparently Cyrus doesn't like either
one.)
DEMONIC HEX BEOWOLF -20 (I guess DH was a friend of Grendel's.)
SWAMP LILY HAMMER LOWELL -20 (Hammer! Shame on you.)
* - Bloodfeuds and challenges by the Chartered Recognition Leader were excluded.
* - The average recognition difference for a challenge was 2.24 points.
Our average challenge difference was down 1.25 points from last year and way below
our 6.57 point record.
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KILLS REPORT
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Total Kills: 50
Team Kills | Warrior ID Kills
---- ----- | ------- ---- -----
OLD HABITS 5 | RAZOR 5689 2
LOST SOULS 5 | FESTUS 5861 2
FEATHERS FLYIN' 4 | B.B. CROSS 5323 2
DARQUE FORCES 4 | TARANTELLA 5687 2
| STAG 5737 2
| STUFF 5656 2
| ORC PLAGUE 5501 2
So close, but 50 kills is only 3.85 per turn on average, which falls short of our 4.1
per turn record. Likewise, no one came close to Mystic Orc Feast's 0.7 kills per
turn record. Finally, at only 2 kills apiece, the ever ironic Pacifism still holds
the record of 3 kills in a single year.
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TOURNEY REPORT
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Tournament Level Warrior Record
---------- ----- ------- ------
Summer FtF Champions PROHIBITION 5607 7-3-0
Summer FtF Apprentices TARANTELLA 5687 17-1-1
Summer FtF Apprentices RAZOR 5689 11-3-1
Summer FtF Apprentices FAUST 5643 7-3-0
Fall MI Initiates ORC PLAGUE 5501 12-3-0
Fall MI Initiates WOZZECK 5644 10-3-0
Fall MI Initiates CAESAR 5679 8-3-0
Fall MI Initiates RED DEVIL 5732 8-3-0
Fall MI Apprentices OPAI 5735 8-3-0
Fall MI Rookies KILL*SWITCH 5809 7-3-0
Fall MI Dead Champs SCORPION KING 4718 7-3-0
Fall MI Dead Adepts TEN A. SHUSS 1642 7-3-0
Fall MI Dead Appren MY MISO MUTE 4018 8-3-0
Fall MI Dead Appren GRAY GHOST 5387 7-3-0
Spring MI Rookies LONELY SON 5882 8-3-1
Spring MI Fool Adepts MAGIC WAND 5771 6-2-0
Well, even though no one could be bothered to go to the Winter Face, it looks like
North Fork still managed to have a good year. I'm especially impressed by
Tarantella's performance at the '05 Summer Face.
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GRADUATES
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ACE METRIC (3554), ART PENDRAGON (5151), BOMBADIL (2724), FIGHTING TREE (5235),
GREGOLA (5101), HOURGLASS (5127), KALYPSO (3603), KRAMER (5191), TOTO (3914) and
WHITE SETTLER (5322).
Ten graduates in the past year. Congrats to all you immortals. Of course, we've
done better (16 in '03-'04 to be exact).
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NEW TEAMS
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ARCANE ANGELS, AVENGERS BANE, BAAL'S MINIONS, DOJO, EMPIRE RISING, HOBBITS IN THE
HOOD, REPLICA STEEL, SMOKED OUT!!!, THE BOAR'S NEST, THE SERPENTS and THINGS I DROOL
IN.
Eleven new teams over the past year. Of course, that's only half of our 1.9 new
teams per turn average set back in '02-'03 during the original Turf War. I'm torn
between 'Hobbits in the Hood' and 'Things I Drool In' as my favorite name.
Well, that's it for another year. After doing three in a row, I now remember *why* I
only do them once a year. I just don't know how the spyreporters do it. It must be
the money. ;-P
Until next year, I hope you all lose to me; lots. -- Drake
SPY REPORT
Hail DOUBLE-X! Warriors of the arena, prepare to be praised and blamed for your
deeds. It seems the training can make the difference, as THE SERPENTS is pushed out
of top team by LAND OF OZ, who came from 2nd with a 3-1-0 this turn. I want to know
who's buying the drinks for who tonight at The Swinging Aardvark, seeing as BLACK
STORM's 102-113-9 has earned them 7th place in the ranks. I understand that The
Swinging Aardvark is buying the drinks for THINGS I DROOL IN tonight, to honor their
rise to 18th after this turns 3-2-0. Hmmm. Now keep the taverns open late tonight,
for there are sorrows to drown for OLD HABITS, whose 1-1-0 this turn dropped them by
7 into 12th. The WARHAMMERS guild has had a 3-0-0 turn and deserves to be watched in
the future. You never know where this kind of thing can lead. And let's see, SWAMP
LILY HAMMER fought LOWELL and gained 37 points and contributed to ALL SWAMP HAMMERZ's
3-2-1. KILL*SWITCH has lost to CHONG, falling 11 points, while helping make DARQUE
FORCES a 1-3-0 turn. FRED BEAR challenged for the Duelmastership this turn,
attempting to dethrone FEATHERS FLYIN''s warrior. We should ask FRED BEAR about the
thrill of victory, and what being the new Duelmaster does for a warrior, he's now the
one to ask. Can someone confirm a rumor for me? I hear the top team makes their
losing fighters do dishes at The Swinging Aardvark until they win. Maybe?
I tell you, a green quarterstaff lasts longer than a seasoned sapling. A basher
friend of mine assures me this is true. I also notice that the BLACK STORM stable
was the most avoided team this turn. Come on DOUBLE-X, what are you afraid of? And
avoiding BLACK STORM more than any other team we find NATURAL B. KILLERS 2.
DOUBLE-X, are we going to accept, or respect this sort of thing? Well, sports fans,
take notice that COBRA from THE SERPENTS was DOUBLE-X's most challenged warrior this
turn. Well now, what do you expect when someone like SIEGE BEST from BAAL'S MINIONS
challenges down 18 points to fight SGT STANDANKO of SMOKED OUT!!!? We're not
surprised to hear that SIEGE BEST subdued SGT STANDANKO, but I bet it would be
interesting to hear why BAAL'S MINIONS made such a challenge. In a fit of brilliance
or of stupidity (hard to say sometimes), CANDI-LOTE challenged PYTHON today, facing a
32 difference in recognition. And though CANDI-LOTE lost to PYTHON, the valiant
attempt earned her 1 worth of recognition. Foolhardiness can sometimes pay.
SMAL-L-FRI from LADIES OF DREAD took a risk this turn by bravely challenging up 31
points in a challenge against FADE TO BLACK. Well, SMAL-L-FRI was subdued by FADE TO
BLACK, but SMAL-L-FRI gained 3 in recognition for hers efforts. Thank goodness for
small favors. PAUL BEARER of THE BEAR'S PAW had better have a good reason for
challenging down 11 points in a challenge which he lost. I thought PAUL BEARER
showed great skill and promise when he lost to BOQ. All right, so I slept through
it! Big deal!
We only live a short time in this world, so why not take a sharp blade, and
shave it close? Had I not seen it, it would be hard to believe. JACK MCFARLAND was
sent to the Dark Arena and lived to tell about it! Makes you think, no? Hearty mugs
of ale were raised in DOUBLE-X today as LOWELL was bid farewell to a 13-6-2 warrior,
with SWAMP LILY HAMMER of ALL SWAMP HAMMERZ standing silent and pensive. This is the
stuff legends are made of. SWAMP LILY HAMMER has killed LOWELL, a 13-6-2 warrior of
SECOND BANANAS. I hear ALL SWAMP HAMMERZ welcomes a bloodfeud challenge.
Congratulations go out to MYSTIC ORC FEAST, with CUP OF TOE revenging a bloodfeud
against MR NICE GUY of SMOKED OUT!!!. Is it really true that DOUBLE-X has more
dishwashers per capita that fighters? Just thought I'd ask...
Remember, blood on the purple robe does not change it from a purple robe. Dare
to fight bravely. It's been nice chatting with you, until we meet again, keep your
swords sharp and your hammers heavy. Until the sun next rises and my pen sets to
paper-- Alarond the Scribe
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FRED BEAR 5348 16 9 0 114 THE BEAR'S PAW (150)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SWAMP LILY HAMMER 5441 15 7 1 134 ALL SWAMP HAMMERZ (594)
-SISTER MARY SARAH 5137 21 3 0 121 OLD HABITS (566)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-PROHIBITION 5607 13 12 0 111 INDIFFERENCE (611)
RED DRAGON 5585 15 6 0 107 CHAOTIX BEASTS (610)
MINOR BLUE 5326 14 9 1 97 FEATHERS FLYIN' (585)
DON KING 5374 11 11 0 94 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
-KILLING JOKE 5611 16 10 1 93 INDIFFERENCE (611)
-SISTER SLEDGE 5341 11 3 1 93 OLD HABITS (566)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HUMBUG 5199 19 15 1 90 LAND OF OZ (217)
-LAST CALL 5606 11 10 0 88 INDIFFERENCE (611)
ORC PLAGUE 5501 7 4 2 82 DARQUE FORCES (396)
BOQ 5873 9 0 0 81 LAND OF OZ (217)
PAUL BEARER 5187 14 17 3 78 THE BEAR'S PAW (150)
CUP OF TOE 5433 10 2 1 78 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
SUCULANT 3589 14 15 1 75 WARHAMMERS (75)
BLACK THUNDER 3885 14 11 0 73 BLACK STORM (171)
JACK & JILL 5310 14 13 0 73 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
MAGIC WAND 5771 10 3 0 72 LAND OF OZ (217)
TEMPUS 4635 13 14 1 69 WARHAMMERS (75)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SWAMP BURP HAMMER 5439 12 10 2 66 ALL SWAMP HAMMERZ (594)
-ICHORID 5584 10 6 1 66 SALEM'S LOT (605)
STORMSTRIKE 5916 5 1 0 65 BAAL'S MINIONS (626)
DEVOUT CHRISTIAN 5321 15 13 4 63 NATURAL B. KILLERS 2 (584)
DRAMA QUEEN 5494 11 9 0 63 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
SISTER MARY SUEELLEN 5671 8 3 1 62 OLD HABITS (566)
MY SLEEP 5657 5 5 0 62 THINGS I DROOL IN (614)
LITTLE BIG MAN 5393 13 10 1 61 NATURAL B. KILLERS 2 (584)
CHONG 5927 3 1 0 60 SMOKED OUT!!! (637)
EVICSERATOR 5358 12 11 1 58 BLACK STORM (171)
SISTER MERCY 5526 6 5 1 57 OLD HABITS (566)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MY MISO MUTE 4018 8 4 0 55 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
TEN IS RAQUET 5815 4 8 0 53 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
DROW 5674 10 5 0 51 CHAOTIX BEASTS (610)
KILL*SWITCH 5809 5 2 1 50 DARQUE FORCES (396)
-SHADE'S FORM 5549 8 9 1 47 SALEM'S LOT (605)
-JUSTICE FOR ALL 5534 6 6 0 47 OF WOLF AND MAN (603)
TWIGGY 5731 5 4 0 47 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
BLACKENED 5531 7 7 0 46 OF WOLF AND MAN (603)
CHAOS BOAST 5780 6 6 1 46 CHAOTIX BEASTS (610)
BEAR SKINRUG 5399 12 8 1 45 THE BEAR'S PAW (150)
PIZZA PIE PARTY 5659 6 4 1 44 THINGS I DROOL IN (614)
-ZOMBIE ASSASSIN 5552 9 6 1 43 SALEM'S LOT (605)
-JENKINS 5708 8 6 0 42 THE MARAUDERS (619)
DA TING 5129 3 1 0 42 DRAKE'S COMICS (463)
-KING OF BEASTS 5880 5 2 0 37 LAND OF OZ (217)
-CRYPT ANGEL 5553 7 8 1 36 SALEM'S LOT (605)
PYTHON 5903 5 2 0 35 THE SERPENTS (629)
FADE TO BLACK 5695 6 6 0 34 OF WOLF AND MAN (603)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SIEGE BEST 5797 7 6 1 33 BAAL'S MINIONS (626)
BOB'S COMIC COLLECTN 5658 6 4 0 33 THINGS I DROOL IN (614)
DRAGONFLY PIE 5760 5 2 1 33 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
BOGBANE 5500 4 7 1 33 DARQUE FORCES (396)
-NILES 5860 3 1 0 33 SECOND BANANAS (573)
BULLPEN ACE 5907 4 2 1 31 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
-ROGER L'BEAU 5828 4 5 0 30 KNIGHTS TEMPLAR (568)
PERMAFROST 4276 2 2 0 30 WINTER CHILL (476)
-THE RAMPAGING BULK 5133 5 1 0 28 DRAKE'S COMICS (463)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BEXAR 5906 4 3 0 27 THE BEAR'S PAW (150)
-LONELY SON 5882 2 2 0 27 EMPIRE RISING (633)
MY PILLOW 5660 8 2 0 26 THINGS I DROOL IN (614)
MOMBA 5945 4 0 1 24 THE SERPENTS (629)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-AVATAR OF WOE 5850 7 2 0 23 SALEM'S LOT (605)
-SHORTEST STRAW 5532 3 3 0 23 OF WOLF AND MAN (603)
MR NICE GUY 5931 2 2 1 23 SMOKED OUT!!! (637)
THE RON 5914 3 2 0 22 WARHAMMERS (75)
STORMBORNE 6002 1 1 0 22 BLACK STORM (171)
-COURT JESTER 5883 1 1 0 22 EMPIRE RISING (633)
ASP 5843 5 5 0 20 THE SERPENTS (629)
SWAMP STORM 5893 5 1 0 20 BLACK STORM (171)
COBRA 5842 4 6 0 20 THE SERPENTS (629)
-DYERS EVE 5535 1 5 0 20 OF WOLF AND MAN (603)
BREMM SPARKFIST 5917 4 2 0 16 BAAL'S MINIONS (626)
BOOSTER PYRITE 5964 1 2 0 16 DRAKE'S COMICS (463)
SWAMP CALL HAMMER 5985 2 0 0 15 ALL SWAMP HAMMERZ (594)
SMOKESCREEN 5944 2 1 0 15 DARQUE FORCES (396)
SGT STANDANKO 5929 2 2 0 14 SMOKED OUT!!! (637)
ADDER 5920 4 1 0 13 THE SERPENTS (629)
-KYEVERA LUERTEN 5876 3 2 0 13 ARCANE ANGELS (632)
T.H.C. 5928 2 2 1 13 SMOKED OUT!!! (637)
-BANE 5946 2 0 0 13 KNIGHTS TEMPLAR (568)
CHEECH 5930 1 3 1 13 SMOKED OUT!!! (637)
REBIRTH 5987 1 1 0 13 INDIFFERENCE (611)
SWAMP MESS HAMMER 5947 1 3 0 13 ALL SWAMP HAMMERZ (594)
-FE MALE 5211 3 1 0 12 DRAKE'S COMICS (463)
HEIR APPARENT 5881 1 1 1 12 EMPIRE RISING (633)
SIR KILLALOT 6020 1 0 0 11 NATURAL B. KILLERS 2 (584)
-ALTORA 5925 1 1 0 11 AVENGERS BANE (636)
BEAR AWARE 6004 1 0 0 11 THE BEAR'S PAW (150)
ICICLE 4273 2 2 0 10 WINTER CHILL (476)
-FAERJAN SKORAS 5877 2 3 0 9 ARCANE ANGELS (632)
-GALIUS 5865 1 6 0 9 KNIGHTS TEMPLAR (568)
DAR-LOTTE 5967 1 1 0 9 LADIES OF DREAD (641)
-BONECLAW 5857 0 3 0 9 CHAOTIX BEASTS (610)
RED TAIL HAWK 5933 1 0 0 8 FEATHERS FLYIN' (585)
HOWLTUSK 5943 1 3 0 6 BAAL'S MINIONS (626)
-SOLTAN HELLER 5955 1 0 0 6 ARCANE ANGELS (632)
LORD DESOLATE 5884 0 2 0 6 EMPIRE RISING (633)
MISS GULCH 5984 1 1 0 4 LAND OF OZ (217)
BLIZZARD 4275 1 1 0 4 WINTER CHILL (476)
-LORD ATREYU 5924 1 1 0 4 AVENGERS BANE (636)
-IARYO FELUNNDA 5875 0 4 0 4 ARCANE ANGELS (632)
SWAMP THUG HAMMER 5948 0 4 0 4 ALL SWAMP HAMMERZ (594)
SMAL-L-FRI 5965 0 2 0 4 LADIES OF DREAD (641)
-TRILLA LILLEIR 5874 0 3 0 3 ARCANE ANGELS (632)
BEIGE SURFER 6021 0 1 0 3 DRAKE'S COMICS (463)
CHRIS-DAI 5968 0 2 0 2 LADIES OF DREAD (641)
CANDI-LOTE 5969 0 2 0 2 LADIES OF DREAD (641)
-SABIEN FAUST 5926 0 2 0 2 AVENGERS BANE (636)
SHAR-DAI 5966 0 2 0 2 LADIES OF DREAD (641)
-MAGNUS CROYLE 5905 0 2 0 2 AVENGERS BANE (636)
-MICHELE CLOUGH 5989 0 1 0 1 KNIGHTS TEMPLAR (568)
-ANTOINE L'JOI 5988 0 1 0 1 KNIGHTS TEMPLAR (568)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
SWAMP TRAP HAMME 5442 14 5 1 ALL SWAMP HAMMERZ 594 CYRUS THE GREAT 5681 238
SEVERIK SAVA 5923 0 1 0 AVENGERS BANE 636 MOMBA 5945 239
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
BLAH 6003 0 1 0 BAAL'S MINIONS 626 MR. COFFEE 24 241 NONE
SIMON MAGUS 5806 4 4 0 BAAL'S MINIONS 626 KILL*SWITCH 5809 237 NOT REVE
ISHMAIL VILEHAND 5942 0 1 0 BAAL'S MINIONS 626 CHEECH 5930 238
BAPHOMET 22 0 1 0 DARK ARENA 0 JACK MCFARLAND 5481 241 NONE
SIDESWIPE 5958 1 1 0 DARQUE FORCES 396 T.H.C. 5928 240
DA MEAT 6017 0 1 0 INDIFFERENCE 611 PUTRID PATRICK 19 241 NONE
ETIENNE DUPLAIX 5377 7 14 2 KNIGHTS TEMPLAR 568 ORC PLAGUE 5501 238
JEAN ST. OMER 5911 0 3 0 KNIGHTS TEMPLAR 568 SIEGE BEST 5797 238
CASSIDY 5705 8 6 1 THE MARAUDERS 619 ICHORID 5584 239
RIPE TRIPE 5904 0 4 0 MYSTIC ORC FEAST 416 MR NICE GUY 5931 239 JUST REV
DEADINAMINUTE 6019 0 1 0 NATURAL B. KILLER 584 MR. COFFEE 24 241 NONE
CLINTONLIKESBUSH 5318 16 10 0 NATURAL B. KILLER 584 LOWELL 5569 239
LOWELL 5569 13 6 2 SECOND BANANAS 573 SWAMP LILY HAMME 5441 241
STUFF 5656 4 6 2 THINGS I DROOL IN 614 WURM KIN 27 241 NONE
LUCIFERETTE 5053 3 3 0 WARHAMMERS 75 BOGBANE 5500 238 JUST REV
SNOW SQUALL 4274 1 1 0 WINTER CHILL 476 HEIR APPARENT 5881 241
PERSONAL ADS
Drake -- Would it be possible for you to send me a copy of the charts on
Terrablood.com? I don't have access to the internet, and won't for a while! --
Lightbearer, DM 93 mgr. Will-O-Wisps
Heathen -- Appears you, once again, don't understand the concepts of diplomacy and
decency. The "war" began when Blackstorm was NOT member of DE, but instead was a
friend of mine. Should someone attack him...i.e., and enemy, then I will step in and
I personally don't care about alliance lines, etc. You might want to watch the tone
of what you say as there are still folks around who remember the whipping I've given
you since we began this game. Not about anything in or out of the game? You might
want to check out the state of my life before speaking on things you know nothing
about. Once again...you take one foot out of your mouth and shove the other entire
leg in it. -- Baphomet
All -- Been a pleasure whooping down on you folks, and after beating OK killing
Tarantella you all know who the best Striker was walking the sands in 47. Have rec'd
invite so after this turn your knees can quit knockin'. -- B.B. Cross
Bane -- Oh, now that's not fair. You're not supposed to go *dodging* and stuff! --
Booster Pyrite
Chaos Boast -- Just what is it that you boast about anyway? -- Da Ting
Lowell -- I don't know how you killed Clintonlikesbush in just a few shots, seems
almost impossible compared to the damage he has taken in the past. He was originally
11-13-11-15-17-5-9, dies looking like 12-15-11-15-19-5-11 with AX in Att, Par, Ini.
This was my attempt at a Consortium type waste. Don't think I have a BF candidate
right now so we'll have to hold off awhile. Look for one of us unexpectedly in the
future. -- Maximillian
All -- Hopefully the DA will be nice to us lately in preparation for the next TW.
Turns may be shortened here due to the upcoming mailer. -- Maximillian
Not even the DA can stop the power of my faith, the gods have seen fit to give me
another chance to fight on the sands of North Fork. We shall not waste it. -- Devout
Christian
Oz the Always Cheerful -- Glad to be back. I couldn't stay away from here even if I
wanted to! I just decided to bring in a more serious team. Thanks for the welcome,
and thanks for passing on the message! -- D.K. Toker
D.K. Blackstorm -- Let's enjoy ourselves while we smack around these pirates! I
brought the stick!! -- D.K. Toker
D.K. Heathen -- Letter en route! I'll be sending another as I have got a lot more
done on our scribblings! The first one I sent was a warm up to get myself started!
I'll be sending it soon! -- D.K. Toker
Ghost of Sideswipe -- May your warrior's soul find rest or eternal battle in the
afterlife of your choice! Salute! -- T.H.C.
M. Darque -- Oops! Wish it was another of Maxi's! (evil grin) -- Dark Knight Toker
Kat -- It's just started, so we shall see! (grin) -- Dark Knight Toker
Sensei Jan -- Where'd ya go? Hope you return soon, or are YOU going inactive like
you said in 52! -- Dark Knight Toker
Bullpen Ace -- Good challenge, definitely wasn't set up for your style. Looking
forward to our next meeting! -- Cheech
Evicserator -- Thanks bro, for allowing a young one like myself to gain a little
confidence! -- Chong (hitting a bong)
Swamp Thing -- Thanks for the skills. Good luck on your future! - Mr. Nice Guy
Siege Beast -- You sure can take some hits. If I could take that many hits, I would
be high all the time! (grin) -- Sgt. Stadanko
11 August 2006
All -- I support Vendetta Cartel's observation of The Dark Knights! If war is
declared on V.C. by The Dark Knights, then war is also declared on The Dark Knights
of the Desolate Empire by The Avengers of Light! We have been quietly awaiting such
a chance to expose ourselves (all interested parties contact me c/o The Barbarians:
DM 31, Attn: Timothias)! Come, Vendetta Cartel, let us show these broke-down
"Knights" what true warriors are! -- Gemini Goldphoenix, Overlord of The Avengers of
Light
26 August 2006
The Avengers of Light. Another VC lackey? What's the matter VC, are you scared?
Bringing in reinforcements. It matters not, bring your avengers and they shall be
crushed! I am Dark Knight Blackstorm and I represent the Desolate Empire and can
easily be found in 8, 28, 31, 47, 54, and 106. I reply with steel and your women
shall cry when they start the body count!!!!!!!!! Remember to sign your posts to
whoever from the VC wrote that earlier Ad. -- Dark Knight Blackstorm
4 September 2006
Civil War/The Crusades
The next edition of the Civil War series is to be held in Tobir, arena 14, beginning
November 25th with a round where all participating managers must DA all 5 of their
warriors; in addition all warriors must be prefixed with an A an F or a D in the
following manner: A-Broke Stroker or (A) Broke Stroker. Names simply beginning with
the letter of your federation will NOT count as properly prefixed! Existing teams
are welcome but no warrior who survives the DA who had prior Fight Experience (arena
or tourney) will be allowed to score or challenge into the contest teams. There will
be an equal number of teams set up for each of the three factions (Andorian, Free
Blades, and Delarquan) to create sides as equal as possible. This along with the DA
round should set up pretty equal footing for all managers. After the DA there will
be another round where you can either DA again or fight your new, or surviving,
warriors so they will be set up to challenge an opponent beginning on round 1. So as
a recap DA round, turn 0, then turn 1 it begins with the following rules:
The Civil War to be held in arena 14.
- The contest runs for 10-28 turns (barring ties).
- No tourney participation allowed. Teams with warriors participating in any
tournament are disqualified.
- An even number of teams per faction worked out by the Faction Leaders. No later
substitutions are allowed.
- If a manager brings in a second team and challenges into the contest he is DQ'd and
his side will fight one team short!
- Three factions will be participating: Andorian, Delarquan, Free Blades
- Everyone prefixes their warrior with A-, F-, or D- (No prefix = disqualification of
the warrior)
- Turn DA: (The DA Round) November 25, 2006. Every warrior must DA. (Warriors not
DA'd on Turn 0 are disqualified)
- Turn 0: December 9th, 2006. There will be no scoring this turn it is meant to
allow for challenges on turn 1.
- Turn 1+: Scoring as detailed below
- Each team gets 1 point for defeating a warrior from an opposing team.
- Fights against warriors on your team do not generate points in any situation.
- The team with the most points each turn gets a Battle Point (if there is a tie for
the most points then no Battle Points are accrued)
- The first team to 10 Battle Points wins the war
- Managers of teams on the winning side each receive a +1 bonus potion to be used on
a warrior on their contest team. This must be applied within a month of the
conclusion of the contest and the team must have been active on the last turn of
the contest.
Anyone wishing to participate, and feels they can probably stick around for the
duration (don't want to handicap a side, of course unforeseeable events cannot be
planned for), should either diplo me at THE DEATH SQUAD(63) in Tobir (arena 14) or
place a personal ad in the arena. You may also contact me via the Duel2.com boards!
Let me know which faction you would like to fight for! This contest is intended to
be open to ALL managers wishing to pit themselves against each other to try and
determine which faction has the best managers! -- Street Legal
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
JACK MCFARLAND butchered BAPHOMET in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
STUFF was slaughtered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
DA MEAT was murdered by PUTRID PATRICK in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
BLAH was dispatched by MR. COFFEE in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
DEADINAMINUTE was dealt death by MR. COFFEE in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
CUP OF TOE overpowered MR NICE GUY in a 1 minute mismatched Bloodfeud match.
SUCULANT outwaited BOGBANE in a 8 minute Bloodfeud duel.
FRED BEAR defeated B.B. CROSS in a 1 minute veteran's Challenge Title struggle.
PAUL BEARER was unbelievably bested by BOQ in a 3 minute uneven Challenge fight.
MINOR BLUE viciously subdued ORC PLAGUE in a 3 minute veteran's Challenge duel.
MY SLEEP was defeated by MAGIC WAND in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
SISTER MERCY was beaten by TEMPUS in a 1 minute Challenge melee.
SISTER MARY SUEELLEN beat TEN IS RAQUET in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
DA TING was luckily beaten by MY MISO MUTE in a 3 minute Challenge match.
CHONG bested KILL*SWITCH in a 2 minute Challenge battle.
TWIGGY was subdued by EVICSERATOR in a 4 minute Challenge brawl.
SIEGE BEST beat SGT STANDANKO in a 2 minute Challenge conflict.
BOB'S COMIC COLLECTN handily defeated BREMM SPARKFIST in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
CHEECH was defeated by SWAMP MESS HAMMER in a 1 minute Challenge struggle.
ICICLE slimly lost to COBRA in a 3 minute Challenge bout.
CANDI-LOTE was devastated by PYTHON in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
ADDER was outlasted by THE RON in a 9 minute Challenge bout.
SHAR-DAI was subdued by SWAMP STORM in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
SMAL-L-FRI was beaten by FADE TO BLACK in a 2 minute Challenge match.
PERMAFROST devastated ASP in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided Challenge bout.
DAR-LOTTE was subdued by BEXAR in a action packed 1 minute gruesome Challenge bout.
HEIR APPARENT viciously butchered SNOW SQUALL in a 1 minute Challenge contest.
LORD DESOLATE was overpowered by SMOKESCREEN in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
LOWELL was executed by SWAMP LILY HAMMER in a 1 minute uneven fight.
RED DRAGON savagely defeated KHALHUMS DWARF in a 6 minute veteran's bout.
HUMBUG viciously subdued JACK & JILL in a action packed 3 minute veteran's fray.
DEVOUT CHRISTIAN was unbelievably bested by BLACK THUNDER in a 4 minute duel.
DON KING vanquished LITTLE BIG MAN in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
SWAMP BURP HAMMER was overpowered by STORMSTRIKE in a 1 minute gory one-sided match.
DROW was luckily beaten by DRAMA QUEEN in a 6 minute veteran's bout.
BLACKENED viciously subdued CAPTURED ORC in a 1 minute master vs. beginner match.
DRAGONFLY PIE was savagely defeated by PIZZA PIE PARTY in a 6 minute match.
BEAR SKINRUG was overcome by CHAOS BOAST in a exciting 3 minute fight.
BULLPEN ACE demolished T.H.C. in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
MY PILLOW outwaited REBIRTH in a popular 10 minute bout.
HOWLTUSK lost to BEAR AWARE in a 4 minute amateur's bout.
MOMBA subdued BEIGE SURFER in a 2 minute beginner's competition.
SWAMP THUG HAMMER was beaten by RED TAIL HAWK in a 2 minute novice's fight.
BOOSTER PYRITE vanquished BLIZZARD in a 2 minute brutal mismatched duel.
CHRIS-DAI slimly lost to SWAMP CALL HAMMER in a 2 minute gory amateur's duel.
MISS GULCH was bested by SIR KILLALOT in a 1 minute amateur's match.
STORMBORNE handily defeated STREET LEGAL in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY 16 AIMED BLOW 41 - 26 - 3 61 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 15 PARRY-LUNGE 20 - 13 - 2 61 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 14 WALL OF STEEL 61 - 40 - 3 60 |
|AIMED BLOW 8 TOTAL PARRY 109 - 77 - 4 59 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 8 STRIKING ATTACK 107 - 100 - 13 52 |
|BASHING ATTACK 8 LUNGING ATTACK 80 - 104 - 10 43 |
|WALL OF STEEL 7 SLASHING ATTACK 48 - 66 - 1 42 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 6 PARRY-STRIKE 25 - 38 - 0 40 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 5 - 0 38 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 BASHING ATTACK 54 - 97 - 7 36 |
Turn 241 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 5 - 9 2 PARRY-LUNGE
PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 5 - 10 2 TOTAL PARRY
AIMED BLOW 6 - 2 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 7 2 STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 5 - 2 2 SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 10 - 6 2 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 3 1 AIMED BLOW
SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 4
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW FRED BEAR 5348 16 9 0 114 THE BEAR'S PAW (150)
PARRY-LUNGE SWAMP LILY HAMMER 5441 15 7 1 134 ALL SWAMP HAMMERZ (594)
TOTAL PARRY RED DRAGON 5585 15 6 0 107 CHAOTIX BEASTS (610)
SLASHING ATTACK MINOR BLUE 5326 14 9 1 97 FEATHERS FLYIN' (585)
LUNGING ATTACK HUMBUG 5199 19 15 1 90 LAND OF OZ (217)
WALL OF STEEL ORC PLAGUE 5501 7 4 2 82 DARQUE FORCES (396)
STRIKING ATTACK CUP OF TOE 5433 10 2 1 78 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
BASHING ATTACK SWAMP BURP HAMMER 5439 12 10 2 66 ALL SWAMP HAMMERZ (594)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is MINOR BLUE 5326. The most popular warrior this turn
was REBIRTH 5987. The ten other most popular fighters were HUMBUG 5199, MINOR BLUE
5326, DA TING 5129, DEVOUT CHRISTIAN 5321, DRAGONFLY PIE 5760, BEAR SKINRUG 5399, RED
DRAGON 5585, PAUL BEARER 5187, PIZZA PIE PARTY 5659, and FADE TO BLACK 5695.
The least popular fighter this week was MY PILLOW 5660. The other ten least popular
fighters were ADDER 5920, SUCULANT 3589, T.H.C. 5928, DRAMA QUEEN 5494, SWAMP BURP
HAMMER 5439, LITTLE BIG MAN 5393, LOWELL 5569, LORD DESOLATE 5884, DAR-LOTTE 5967,
and ASP 5843.
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
B.B. CROSS (47-5323) FEATHERS FLYIN' (585)
JACK MCFARLAND (47-5481) SECOND BANANAS (573)