DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 05/15/2007 Duedate: 06/11/2007
DOUBLE-X ARENA
DM-47 TURN-250
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
OPAI
DARK PINNACLE (598)
(47-5735) [15-3-0,151]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
OPAI GENERATION
DARK PINNACLE (598) DOOMWOLVES (662)
(47-5735) [15-3-0,151] (47-6243) [5-1-0,57]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
HUMBUG SISTER MERCY
LAND OF OZ (217) OLD HABITS (566)
(47-5199) [25-17-1,128] (47-5526) [9-9-1,69]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
SECOND BANANAS (573)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. CODE RED (547) 81
2. I HATE THEM (597) 47 OLD HABITS (566)
3. OLD HABITS (566) 41 Unchartered Team
4. EMPIRE RISING (633) 38
5. LOST SOULS (618) 36 DOOMWOLVES (662)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1*DOOMWOLVES (662) 18 8 1 69.2 1/ 1 SECOND BANANAS (573) 12 3 0
2/ 2 OLD HABITS (566) 78 47 7 62.4 2/ 9 ROYAL FLUSH (48) 10 5 1
3/ 3 THE OPERA (613) 59 36 3 62.1 3/ 7 THE OPERA (613) 10 5 1
4/ 4 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416) 303 195 24 60.8 4/ 5 RONIN (651) 10 5 0
5/ 5 LAND OF OZ (217) 511 333 14 60.5 5/ 3 I HATE THEM (597) 9 3 1
6/ 6 THINGS I DROOL IN (614) 54 36 5 60.0 6/14 NATURAL B. KILLERS (584) 9 3 0
7/10 SECOND BANANAS (573) 107 75 11 58.8 7/11 OF WOLF AND MAN (603) 9 6 1
8/ 8 LOST SOULS (618) 52 37 7 58.4 8/ 2 DESOLATE ONES (524) 9 6 0
9/ 7*CHEERS (659) 20 15 1 57.1 9/17*CHEERS (659) 9 6 0
10-12 DRAKE'S COMICS (463) 157 122 5 56.3 10/ 8*DOOMWOLVES (662) 8 4 1
11/13 ROYAL FLUSH (48) 649 522 34 55.4 11/24 EMPIRE RISING (633) 8 6 2
12/15 ALL SWAMP HAMMERZ (594) 74 64 7 53.6 12/10 THINGS I DROOL IN (614) 8 7 1
13/ 9*DREADBLADE (664) 15 13 1 53.6 13/23*THE LAST RESORT (663) 8 7 0
14-16*BORN TO MACK (639) 8 7 0 53.3 14/16 LAND OF OZ (217) 8 7 0
15/31 EMPIRE RISING (633) 18 16 5 52.9 15/21 RAT SALAD (577) 8 7 0
16/17 DARK PINNACLE (598) 64 57 5 52.9 16- 6 DRAKE'S COMICS (463) 7 3 0
17/19 NATURAL B. KILLERS (584) 85 78 6 52.1 17/25*STRANGE BREW (661) 7 7 3
18/18 SALEM'S LOT (605) 61 56 5 52.1 18/12 INDIFFERENCE (611) 7 7 1
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19/14*THE LAST RESORT (663) 13 12 0 52.0 19/19 OLD HABITS (566) 7 8 1
20/20 THE BEAR'S PAW (150) 368 341 33 51.9 20/13 DARK PINNACLE (598) 6 1 0
21/23 OF WOLF AND MAN (603) 42 41 1 50.6 21/36 LOST SOULS (618) 6 4 0
22/21 DARQUE FORCES (396) 125 123 10 50.4 22/28 DARQUE FORCES (396) 6 5 1
23/22 RONIN (651) 207 205 17 50.2 23/ 4 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416) 6 6 0
24/25 I HATE THEM (597) 40 40 2 50.0 24/18*DREADBLADE (664) 6 8 0
25/24 PALINDROMES (599) 38 41 4 48.1 25/38*OBSCURE LEGENDS (654) 6 9 1
26/32*STRANGE BREW (661) 16 18 4 47.1 26/22 BAAL'S MINIONS (626) 6 9 0
27/27 RAT SALAD (577) 38 43 0 46.9 27/33 THE SERPENTS (629) 6 9 0
28/26 DESOLATE ONES (524) 92 107 12 46.2 28/31 THE BEAR'S PAW (150) 6 9 0
29-28 BLACK STORM (171) 114 134 9 46.0 29/ 0 CODE RED (547) 5 0 0
30/29 INDIFFERENCE (611) 87 105 6 45.3 30/35*IRON LEGION (652) 5 4 0
31/44*IRON LEGION (652) 9 11 0 45.0 31/34 KNIGHTS TEMPLAR (568) 5 7 1
32/30 BAAL'S MINIONS (626) 48 59 1 44.9 32/15 SALEM'S LOT (605) 5 8 0
33/33 WARHAMMERS (75) 241 312 14 43.6 33/26*MALICE KEEPERS (666) 5 10 0
34/34 THE SERPENTS (629) 39 51 3 43.3 34/41 ALL SWAMP HAMMERZ (594) 4 3 0
35-35*TIMELY HEROES (656) 13 17 0 43.3 35/29 PALINDROMES (599) 4 8 0
36-36 X-MEN II (660) 25 33 2 43.1 36/30 GAELIC STORM (647) 4 9 1
37/ 0*DEAD GAWDS (543) 8 11 0 42.1 37/43 WARHAMMERS (75) 4 9 0
38/37 GAELIC STORM (647) 56 79 4 41.5 38/37*JGW PERISHABLE (653) 4 9 0
39/45*OBSCURE LEGENDS (654) 14 21 1 40.0 39/20 ABYSMAL RITES (215) 4 10 0
40/43*JGW PERISHABLE (653) 10 15 0 40.0 40/32 DOK SIK KILLAS (595) 4 11 0
41/38 DOK SIK KILLAS (595) 39 59 3 39.8 41-45 X-MEN II (660) 2 3 0
42/42 KNIGHTS TEMPLAR (568) 68 108 4 38.6 42/ 0*DEAD GAWDS (543) 2 3 0
43/41 ABYSMAL RITES (215) 20 35 1 36.4 43-27*BORN TO MACK (639) 2 3 0
44/39*MALICE KEEPERS (666) 7 13 0 35.0 44-39*TIMELY HEROES (656) 2 8 0
45/ 0 CODE RED (547) 16 34 0 32.0 45-42 BLACK STORM (171) 1 4 0
46-47*VISION OF XOAN (668) 1 4 0 20.0 46-46*VISION OF XOAN (668) 1 4 0
47-48*INFERNAL CABARET (648) 4 18 0 18.2 47/47*TOUCHED (655) 1 5 0
48/49*TOUCHED (655) 1 5 0 16.7 48-48*INFERNAL CABARET (648) 0 3 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
Current offical scores for Turf War 5, Turn 4
TOTALS AFTER TURN 4
RETURN OF THE SCOMMS +123
IRON COUNCIL +61
DESOLATE EMPIRE +53
3D +45
ROOKIE CONFEDERATION +8
SWAMP SYNDICATE -36
Turn 4 Scores:
RETURN OF THE SCOMSS, Oz (Cpt) -- +34
Oz, Land of Oz: Total: (+2 Top LU), +1 Fights = +3
Humbug, -1 Rand Ft = -1
Magic Wand, +2 Ch Ft = +2
BOQ, +2 Ch Ft = +2
King of Beasts, -1 Rand Ft = -1
Miss Gulch, -1 Rand Ft = -1
Mannequin, Second Bananas: Total: Fights = +9
Jethro (champ), +1 Rand Ft (x2 Champ) = +2
Puddy, +2 Ch Ft = +2
Barbarino, +2 Ch Ft = +2
Niles, +2 Ch Ft = +2
Nessman, +1 Rand Ft = +1
Crip, Royal Flush: Total: Fights = +8
Don King, DA Win +10 = +10
Jack & Jill, -1 Rand Ft = -1
Drama Queen, -2 Ch Ft = -2
Ten Is Raquet, -1 Rand Ft = -1
Bullpen Ace, +2 Ch Ft = +2
Snuln, Things I Drool In: Total: (+2 Top PS), -5 Fights = -3
Scum Fights, (Champ), -2 Ch Ft (x2 Champ) = -4
My Pillow, +2 Ch Ft = +2
Bob s Comic Collection, -2 Ch Ft = -2
My Sleep, +1 Rand Kill = +1
Pizza Pie Party, -2 Ch Ft = -2
Slugbait, Mystic Orc Feast, Total: +4 Fights = +4
Mice Cream, (Champ), +1 Rand Ft (x2 Champ) = +2
Yellow Snow Cone, +2 Ch Ft = +2
Queen of Tarts, +2 Ch Ft = +2
Cup of Toe, -2 Ch Ft = -2
Soultaker, Old Habits: Total: (Top TP, Top PL = +4), +9 Fights = +13
Sister Sam (Champ), +5 Ch Kill (x2 Champ) = +10
Sister Mary Sueellen, -2 Ch Ft = -2
Sister Mercy, -2 Ch Ft = -2
Sister Sledge, +2 Ch Ft = +2
Sister Mary Sarah, +1 Rand Ft = +1
THE IRON COUNCIL, Tripwire (Cpt), TOTAL: +24
Tripwire, Of Wolf and man, Total: (+2 NL), -5 Fights = -3
Blackened, +2 Ch Ft = +2
Samglant, -5 Ch Death = -5
Asylum, +2 Ch Ft = +2
Justice For All, -2 Ch Ft = -2
Fade to Black, -2 Ch Ft = -2
Jekyll, Indifference, Total: (+6 NL), (+2 Top SL), +5 Fights = +13
Prohibition, +2 Ch Ft = +2
Killing Joke, -2 Ch Ft = -2
Last Call, +2 BF Ft = +2
Opus X, +1 Rand Ft = +1
XXL, +2 Ch Ft = +2
Otis the Drunk, Cheers, Total: (+2 NL), +5 Fights = +7
Norm, +1 Rand Ft = +1
Frasier, +2 Ch Ft = +2
Woody, -2 Ch Ft = -2
Cliff, +2 Ch Ft = +2
Carla, +2 Ch Ft = +2
Hucklecat, The Last Resort, Total: (+2 NL), +1 Fts = +3
Willie the Janitor, -2 Ch Ft = -2
Jim Bob, -2 Ch Ft = -2
Tic-Tac, +2 Ch Ft = +2
Stu Jamison, +2 Ch Ft = +2
Vladimir, +1 Rand Ft = +1
Seraphim, Iron Legion, Total: 0
Crescent,
Blade,
Hammer,
Scimitar,
Sickle,
Hollowshade, Ronin, Total: (+2 NL), +2 Fts = +4
Black Lotus, -2 Ch Ft = -2
Samurai, +2 Ch Ft = +2
Ankh, +2 Ch Ft = +2
Shogun, +2 Ch Ft = +2
Emperor, -2 Ch Ft = -2
DESOLATE EMPIRE, Kon (Cpt) Total: +13
Kon, Empire Rising, Total: (+2 NL), +8 Fights = +10
Court Jester (Champ), +5 BF Kill (x2 Champ) = +10
Lonely Son, -2 Ch Ft = -2
Wretch, -2 Ch Ft = -2
Turf War Tuffie, +2 Ch Ft = +2
Blackstorm, Black Storm, Total: 0
Swamp Storm (Champ),
Black Thunder,
Evicserator,
Obliviator,
Soulslayer,
Dok Sik, Dok Sik Killas, Total: -4 Fights = -4
Hanta, -1 Rand Ft = -1
Cyanide, +2 Ch Ft = +2
Malaria, -2 Ch Ft = -2
Cholora, -1 Rand Ft = -1
Arsenic, -2 Ch Ft = -2
Goat, Desolate Ones, Total: (+2 Top BA), (+2 NL), +3 Fights = +7
Wyrd, +1 Rand Ft = +1
War Cry Hamm, +2 Ch Ft = +2
Lady Peri, -2 Ch Ft = -2
Slap Mistress, +1 Rand Ft = +1
Thrusher, +1 Rand Ft = +1
Wasby, Born to Mack, Total: 0
Captain Kirk,
Rico Suave,
Stiffler,
Wilt Chamberlin,
Too $hort,
Toker, Smoked Out, Total: 0
Chong,
Mr Nice Guy,
Cheech,
SGT Standanko,
T.H.C.,
3D, Kat (Cpt), Total: +7
Kat, The Bear's Paw, Total: -5 Fights = -5
Bexar, -1 Rand Ft = -1
Bear Aware, -2 Ch Ft = -2
Bearclaw, -5 DA Death = -5
Bear Hug, +2 Ch Ft = +2
Smokey Bear, +1 Rand Ft = +1
Master Darque, Darque Forces, Total: (+2 Top WS), +5 Fts = +7
Orc Plague, +2 Ch Ft = +2
Kill*Switch, +2 Ch Ft = +2
Bogbane, -2 Ch Ft = -2
Smokescreen, +5 Ch Kill = +5
Salsa Elemental, -2 Ch Ft = -2
Maximillian, Natural B. Killers 2, Total: (+2 NL), +3 Fts = +5
Devout Christian, +1 Rand Ft = +1
Little Big Man, -1 Rand Ft = -1
Sir Killalot, +1 Rand Ft = +1
SS Guard, +2 Ch Ft = +2
Angus, Doomwolves, Total: 0 Fights = 0
Hellfyre, +1 Rand Ft = +1
Oblivion, -1 Rand Ft = -1
Generation, -1 Rand Ft = -1
Malicious, +1 Rand Ft = +1
Drake, Drakes Comics, Total: 0 Fights = 0
Jugglenought (Champ), +2 Ch Ft (x2 Champ) = +4
Fe Male, -2 Ch Ft = -2
Blunder Woman, -2 Ch Ft = -2
The Rampaging Bulk, +2 Ch Ft = +2
Da Ting, -2 Ch Ft = -2
SWAMP SYNDICATE, Baphomet (Cpt), Total: -4
Baphomet, Knights Templar, Total: (+4 NL), -10 Fights = -6
Roger L'Beau, -1 Rand Ft = -1
Antoine L'Joi, -10 BF Death = -10
Michele Clough, 0
Badoin, +1 Rand Ft = +1
Hammer, All Swamp Hammerz, Total: 0
Swamp Foxx Hammer (Champ),
Swamp Burp Hammer,
Swamp Call Hammer,
Swamp Bogg Hammer,
Swamp Mud Hammer,
Manager, The Opera, Total: (+2 NL), +7 Fts = +9
Medee (Champ), +1 Rand Ft (x2 Champ) = +2
Wozzeck, +1 Rand Ft = +1
Prince Igor, +1 Rand Ft = +1
Madame Butterfly, +2 Ch Ft = +2
Fidelio, +1 Rand Ft = +1
Assurnasirbanipal, Palindromes, Total: -1 Fights = -1
Party Trap, -2 Ch Ft = -2
Racecar, +1 Rand Ft = +1
TNT, +1 Rand Ft = +1
Detartrated, -1 Rand Ft = -1
JGWellington, JGW Perishibles, Total: (+2 NL), -4 Fights = -2
Ray Monroe, (Champ), +2 Ch Ft (x2 Champ) = +4
Chris Perry, -1 Rand Ft = -1
Johnathan Thompson, -5 Ch Kill = -5
Jay Monroe, -2 Ch Ft = -2
CFH, Rat Salad, Total: -3 Fights = -3
Baby, (Champ), -2 Ch Ft (x2 Champ) = -4
Greedy, -1 Rand Ft = -1
Kensai, +2 Ch Ft = +2
Days-R-# erd, -2 Ch Ft = -2
Bleeder, +2 Ch Ft = +2
Abraxis, Obscure Legends, Total: -1 Fights = -1
Grim Jack (Champ), +1 Rand Kill (x2 Champ) = +2
Badger, -2 Ch Ft = -2
Woody, +2 Ch Ft = +2
Quantum, -1 Rand Ft = -1
Groo, -2 Ch Ft = -2
ROOKIE CONFEDERATION, Master Beru (Cpt): Total: -11
Master Beru, Timely Heroes: Total: -2 Fights = -2
Irwin Rommel, -2 Ch Ft = -2
Joan of Arc, -1 Rand Ft = -1
Napoleon Bonaparte, +1 Rand Ft = +1
David, +2 Ch Ft = +2
George Washington, -2 Ch Ft = -2
Wretch, Strange Brew: Total: -6 Fights = -6
Malt, -1 Rand Ft = -1
High Test, +1 Rand Ft = +1
Ale, -1 Rand Ft = -1
Pilsner, -5 BF Loss = -5
Reaper, Abysmal Rites, Total: -2 Fights = -2
Lurking Fear, -2 Ch Ft = -2
Descent to Dunwich, -1 Rand Ft = -1
In the Grip of Eryx, -2 Ch Ft = -2
Ithyic Thing, +1 Rand Ft = +1
Lost Soul, +2 Ch Ft = +2
Vindictus, Dreadblade, Total: -1 Fights = -1
Jekki Zai, -1 Rand Ft = -1
Bonebreaker, +2 Ch Ft = +2
Ufalin, -1 Rand Ft = -1
Ripper, -2 Ch Ft = -2
Algrum, +1 Rand Ft = +1
Xoan, Vision of Xoan, Total: 0
Blade Weaver,
Glenda,
Tisra,
Ponga,
Mr Tremendous,
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
I just want to know how come Scommss been at me like crazy yet I can't get a
challenge through to them? Hmmmm? Something smells Fishy and I don't think it's the
Greek Guy.
Pizza Pie Party that took some mighty crunchy nuts, thanks for the skills.
Great strategizing by Scomss well oiled machine. Now if you could just put that
energy into maybe the other alliances I'll be all right.
Duelmistress,
Opai
SPY REPORT
Greetings warriors! It is I, Zontani Sharp Eyes, here to bring report of the
clash and bustle of the weekly DOUBLE-X games. I have begun to suspect trickery on
the part of EMPIRE RISING. How else weeks like this one's 5-0-0? How else the
sudden move to 11th team? The proverbial rising comet can only hope to compare with
LOST SOULS' team record! A 3-2-0 week and now a firm grasp on a 21st place ranking.
My tutors were fond of telling me that the higher you rise the harder you fall. This
week MYSTIC ORC FEAST went 1-2-0 and fell 19 notches into 23rd! I have begun to
suspect trickery on the part of OBSCURE LEGENDS. How else weeks like this one's
3-2-0? How else the sudden move to 25th team? SALEM'S LOT bore the brunt of major
assault on their standings this week as they dropped to 32nd position as the result
of going 1-2-0! My tutors were fond of telling me that the higher you rise the
harder you fall. This week ABYSMAL RITES went 0-4-0 and fell 19 notches into 39th!
Did only my eyes note the 4-1-0 record which ROYAL FLUSH managed to post this round?
I don't doubt that such a record will draw challengers! SLUGBAIT caught the eye of
many in the gladiatorial commission as he skillfully bested KING OF BEASTS and was
awarded 29 points in recognition. In one of the week's more notable duels, SISTER
SAM put down SS GUARD, causing him to lose 14 points of recognition in the process.
This time out PROHIBITION made his bid for the throne as he challenged OPAI in an all
out contest of skill for possession of the title! Not for nothing has OPAI in the
past laid claim to the Duelmaster's throne, and this week she's proven hers combat
skill yet again. Would you believe that over half of the old women in DOUBLE-X seem
to feel that they could fight better than you gladiators?
But come now, let us look deeper into the maze of contention and crossed blades
that is city DOUBLE-X. DOUBLE-X, city of gladiators! Mighty among the names of thy
guilds is RONIN, a guild shunned and avoided by many in the weekly duels. Apparently
the stalwarts of OF WOLF AND MAN are catching the bulk of jests down at the
challenging board for their large share of the avoids. Loose talk at the arena has
reached my ears and it but confirms the knowledge that many fighters are after NILES.
Watch your back! As a gladiator gets older, the icy grip of fear lays hold of hers
heart. True, ROISIN DUBH? Who could miss your "brave" challenge of SISTER SLEDGE?
The Fates are not kind to the cowardly, as evidenced by the fact that ROISIN DUBH
was beat by SISTER SLEDGE. And who can now doubt that SISTER SLEDGE is a hardy
opponent? For some warriors honor is not important--only empty victory. See,
gladiators, how HUMBUG of LAND OF OZ challenged down 25 points to MEDEE. The weight
of the challenge fell hard upon MEDEE and predictably he was overcame by HUMBUG.
This is how to arouse the anger of an entire guild! Give LADY PERI credit for hers
courage. Did you note how she challenged NILES despite the 27 point difference in
their rankings? In the end LADY PERI was beat by NILES, a "sharp" reminder that
higher recognition is an indication of greater skill. Still, it was a worthy bout!
What warrior does not hone his years, impatiently waiting for the moment of his
foe's mortality? Strange what qualities come forth in the face of certain doom.
WOZZECK has the town astir with the news of his Dark Arena victory! This week marked
the last days of BREMM SPARKFIST who at 6-8-0 was dispatched to the Dark Arena by the
command of BAAL'S MINIONS' demanding management. The warrior's path is harsh. For
mediocrity there is but one reward--death. This past week ROGER L'BEAU, at 6-8-0,
departed DOUBLE-X forever. I must report the passing of KING OF BEASTS, veteran of
many duels. 8-6-0 final record His was not illustrious--but death plays no
favorites. Cruelly, KILLING JOKE of INDIFFERENCE has slain the lesser ranked
PILSNER. Word already flies around town that STRANGE BREW plans a bloodfeud! Death
has again visited the sands of our arena. SLUGBAIT has claimed the life of KING OF
BEASTS. Do any doubt that LAND OF OZ will seek a bloody revenge? Must the anguished
spirit of BANE toss forever in the grave unrevenged? Against the code, COURT JESTER
has escaped its deed unpunished by KNIGHTS TEMPLAR! Fate is a fickle mistress. She
showers the miserable with fortune but sets enemies against the victorious. Remember
this!
If it were not for my skills as a spy I would have been mugged three times
already in DOUBLE-X. Nice atmosphere you have here! Sadly warriors, now longer can
I keep thy company nor savor the ale of thy fine city. Depart I must and soon! Till
next we meet remember: a fool flies into a rage quickly and often. The wise are
angered by the same thing only once. Zontani Sharp Eyes
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
OPAI 5735 15 3 0 151 DARK PINNACLE (598)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MY SLEEP 5657 11 7 1 149 THINGS I DROOL IN (614)
SISTER MARY SARAH 5137 23 6 0 133 OLD HABITS (566)
HUMBUG 5199 25 17 1 128 LAND OF OZ (217)
RAZOR 5689 11 4 2 118 LOST SOULS (618)
MORWHEN 5686 14 6 2 116 LOST SOULS (618)
SISTER SLEDGE 5341 15 4 1 115 OLD HABITS (566)
ORC PLAGUE 5501 12 5 2 107 DARQUE FORCES (396)
SWAMP BURP HAMMER 5439 16 14 2 104 ALL SWAMP HAMMERZ (594)
-THE GREEK GUY 5478 11 4 0 100 I HATE THEM (597)
ROISIN DUBH 6038 15 12 1 99 GAELIC STORM (647)
MAGIC WAND 5771 15 7 0 97 LAND OF OZ (217)
CUP OF TOE 5433 12 7 1 97 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
SUCULANT 3589 19 19 1 95 WARHAMMERS (75)
RED DEVIL 5732 9 6 0 94 LOST SOULS (618)
DEVOUT CHRISTIAN 5321 20 17 4 93 NATURAL B. KILLERS 2 (584)
PROHIBITION 5607 16 14 0 93 INDIFFERENCE (611)
JACK & JILL 5310 20 16 0 92 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
WYRD 5167 15 8 0 92 DESOLATE ONES (524)
DRAMA QUEEN 5494 16 13 0 91 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
RHIANNON 6031 13 11 0 91 GAELIC STORM (647)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MEDEE 5642 15 5 0 90 THE OPERA (613)
LAST CALL 5606 14 13 0 87 INDIFFERENCE (611)
BOQ 5873 14 3 0 85 LAND OF OZ (217)
KILL*SWITCH 5809 8 4 1 85 DARQUE FORCES (396)
AVATAR OF WOE 5850 14 3 0 84 SALEM'S LOT (605)
KILLING JOKE 5611 18 13 2 83 INDIFFERENCE (611)
-EVICSERATOR 5358 15 15 1 83 BLACK STORM (171)
SAMURAI 6089 13 3 0 81 RONIN (651)
BOB'S COMIC COLLECTN 5658 13 6 0 80 THINGS I DROOL IN (614)
PIZZA PIE PARTY 5659 12 7 2 80 THINGS I DROOL IN (614)
-DA TING 5129 7 4 0 80 DRAKE'S COMICS (463)
HANTA 5443 10 11 0 79 DOK SIK KILLAS (595)
LITTLE BIG MAN 5393 16 16 1 78 NATURAL B. KILLERS 2 (584)
CYANIDE 5444 10 9 2 76 DOK SIK KILLAS (595)
-BLOOD RAYNE 5489 15 10 1 75 DARK PINNACLE (598)
TEN IS RAQUET 5815 8 12 0 75 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
FADE TO BLACK 5695 11 7 0 74 OF WOLF AND MAN (603)
TEMPUS 4635 15 21 1 73 WARHAMMERS (75)
-BLACK THUNDER 3885 15 17 0 73 BLACK STORM (171)
BLACK LOTUS 6091 10 10 0 72 RONIN (651)
SISTER MERCY 5526 9 9 1 69 OLD HABITS (566)
JUSTICE FOR ALL 5534 9 8 0 69 OF WOLF AND MAN (603)
GREEDY 5223 9 7 0 67 RAT SALAD (577)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-THE RAMPAGING BULK 5133 11 2 0 66 DRAKE'S COMICS (463)
BLACKENED 5531 10 9 0 66 OF WOLF AND MAN (603)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BULLPEN ACE 5907 9 6 1 66 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
PRINCE IGOR 5640 11 4 0 64 THE OPERA (613)
KENSAI 5267 8 6 0 61 RAT SALAD (577)
FIDELIO 5859 8 3 0 61 THE OPERA (613)
ZOMBIE ASSASSIN 5552 13 10 1 60 SALEM'S LOT (605)
COURT JESTER 5883 6 1 3 60 EMPIRE RISING (633)
NILES 5860 7 3 0 59 SECOND BANANAS (573)
ASP 5843 8 10 1 58 THE SERPENTS (629)
PARTY TRAP 5496 9 7 1 57 PALINDROMES (599)
GENERATION 6243 5 1 0 57 DOOMWOLVES (662)
SOULTAKER 5455 5 0 0 57 I HATE THEM (597)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SISTER MARY SUEELLEN 5671 9 8 1 56 OLD HABITS (566)
SLUGBAIT 6329 4 0 1 56 I HATE THEM (597)
SISTER SAM 6300 4 1 1 56 OLD HABITS (566)
MALICIOUS 6245 4 2 1 53 DOOMWOLVES (662)
ANKH 6085 7 5 0 52 RONIN (651)
FLESH HUNTER 6053 6 2 0 52 BAAL'S MINIONS (626)
BABY 5224 10 7 0 51 RAT SALAD (577)
TNT 5499 9 8 1 51 PALINDROMES (599)
-SWAMP STORM 5893 10 3 0 50 BLACK STORM (171)
MADAME BUTTERFLY 5792 7 7 0 50 THE OPERA (613)
-STORM 6234 6 6 0 50 X-MEN II (660)
JETHRO 5949 5 0 1 49 SECOND BANANAS (573)
-JUGGLENOUGHT 5111 4 1 0 49 DRAKE'S COMICS (463)
RACECAR 5498 9 8 1 48 PALINDROMES (599)
CRYSTAL 5895 6 2 0 48 DARK PINNACLE (598)
SMOKESCREEN 5944 5 3 1 48 DARQUE FORCES (396)
SIEGE BEST 5797 11 11 1 47 BAAL'S MINIONS (626)
BARBARINO 5957 5 1 0 47 SECOND BANANAS (573)
SIR KILLALOT 6020 7 3 0 45 NATURAL B. KILLERS 2 (584)
SWAMP CALL HAMMER 5985 8 1 1 44 ALL SWAMP HAMMERZ (594)
DEADLY 4996 6 4 0 44 CODE RED (547)
ASYLUM 6186 4 1 1 43 OF WOLF AND MAN (603)
MOMBA 5945 8 4 1 42 THE SERPENTS (629)
DETARTRATED 5497 6 11 0 42 PALINDROMES (599)
LONELY SON 5882 4 5 0 42 EMPIRE RISING (633)
MY PILLOW 5660 10 5 0 41 THINGS I DROOL IN (614)
BEXAR 5906 8 8 0 40 THE BEAR'S PAW (150)
ADDER 5920 8 5 0 39 THE SERPENTS (629)
SHOGUN 6082 5 3 0 39 RONIN (651)
CLIFF 6226 5 2 0 38 CHEERS (659)
LURKING FEAR 1755 6 5 0 37 ABYSMAL RITES (215)
HIGH TEST 6239 5 2 0 37 STRANGE BREW (661)
CRESCENT 6167 4 0 0 37 IRON LEGION (652)
QUEEN OF TARTS 5980 3 4 0 37 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
THE RON 5914 5 7 0 36 WARHAMMERS (75)
WAR CRY HAMM 5436 8 5 0 35 DESOLATE ONES (524)
SS GUARD 6018 5 3 0 34 NATURAL B. KILLERS 2 (584)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HELLFYRE 6247 5 1 0 33 DOOMWOLVES (662)
-FE MALE 5211 5 2 0 33 DRAKE'S COMICS (463)
MALT 6238 4 3 2 33 STRANGE BREW (661)
COBRA 5842 7 11 0 32 THE SERPENTS (629)
FANG SKIN 6070 6 2 0 32 BAAL'S MINIONS (626)
-YELLOW SNOW CONE 6266 4 0 0 32 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
-ALGRUM 6276 3 2 0 31 DREADBLADE (664)
MICE CREAM 6265 3 2 0 31 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
RAY MONROE 6173 3 2 0 31 JGW PERISHABLE (653)
PYTHON 5903 7 8 1 30 THE SERPENTS (629)
NORM 6227 4 3 0 30 CHEERS (659)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BONEBREAKER 6296 4 1 0 29 DREADBLADE (664)
MAN HUNTER 5000 3 7 0 29 CODE RED (547)
-MIRAGE 5912 4 2 0 28 DARK PINNACLE (598)
KILLER 4999 3 7 0 28 CODE RED (547)
JUDGE 4997 2 8 0 28 CODE RED (547)
LETHAL 4998 2 8 0 28 CODE RED (547)
HAMMER 6170 0 4 0 28 IRON LEGION (652)
-BOGBANE 5500 5 11 1 27 DARQUE FORCES (396)
-IN THE GRIP OF ERYX 6260 4 1 0 27 ABYSMAL RITES (215)
DAYS-R-#'ERD 6304 3 2 0 26 RAT SALAD (577)
LADY PERI 5599 5 4 0 25 DESOLATE ONES (524)
MISS GULCH 5984 4 7 0 25 LAND OF OZ (217)
-JOAN OF ARC 6198 3 3 0 25 TIMELY HEROES (656)
-CEREBRO 6229 3 3 0 25 X-MEN II (660)
DEATH 4957 3 1 0 25 DEAD GAWDS (543)
SCIMITAR 6169 3 2 0 25 IRON LEGION (652)
-BLUNDER WOMAN 6271 2 3 1 25 DRAKE'S COMICS (463)
CHRIS PERRY 6213 2 3 0 25 JGW PERISHABLE (653)
BEAR AWARE 6004 6 4 0 24 THE BEAR'S PAW (150)
GROO 6182 4 3 0 24 OBSCURE LEGENDS (654)
BLADE 6168 2 2 0 24 IRON LEGION (652)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PUDDY 6295 5 0 0 22 SECOND BANANAS (573)
-DAVID 6199 4 2 0 22 TIMELY HEROES (656)
JAY MONROE 6175 3 2 0 22 JGW PERISHABLE (653)
EMPEROR 6180 2 2 0 22 RONIN (651)
TURF WAR TUFFIE 6326 2 2 0 22 EMPIRE RISING (633)
DAHAK 4961 2 2 0 22 DEAD GAWDS (543)
FRASIER 6224 5 2 0 21 CHEERS (659)
WRETCH 5885 3 3 1 21 EMPIRE RISING (633)
TIC-TAC 6252 3 2 0 21 THE LAST RESORT (663)
SWAMP BOGG HAMMER 6306 3 1 0 21 ALL SWAMP HAMMERZ (594)
-BLADE WEAVER 6341 1 0 0 21 VISION OF XOAN (668)
OBLIVION 6244 4 2 0 20 DOOMWOLVES (662)
ROIS ANIN 6068 3 3 1 20 WARHAMMERS (75)
DAVID WEST 6381 1 0 0 20 JGW PERISHABLE (653)
WOODY 6185 5 2 0 19 OBSCURE LEGENDS (654)
THE CREEPSTER 6328 4 0 0 19 I HATE THEM (597)
RIPPER 6273 3 3 0 19 DREADBLADE (664)
VLADIMIR 6250 3 2 0 19 THE LAST RESORT (663)
SCUM FIGHTS 6325 3 1 0 19 THINGS I DROOL IN (614)
ITHYIC THING 6292 2 3 0 19 ABYSMAL RITES (215)
SMOKEY BEAR 6354 2 0 0 19 THE BEAR'S PAW (150)
ANTI 5457 4 6 0 18 I HATE THEM (597)
-POLARIS 6230 4 3 0 18 X-MEN II (660)
WOODY 6223 3 4 1 18 CHEERS (659)
-RICO SUAVE 5951 3 0 0 18 BORN TO MACK (639)
GRIM JACK 6301 2 3 1 18 OBSCURE LEGENDS (654)
MICHELE CLOUGH 5989 2 2 1 18 KNIGHTS TEMPLAR (568)
IRISH WOLF HOUND 6262 1 1 1 18 GAELIC STORM (647)
ABANDON HOPE 6289 3 2 0 17 SALEM'S LOT (605)
-XXL 6178 2 3 0 17 INDIFFERENCE (611)
GREEN KNIGHT 6069 0 7 0 17 WARHAMMERS (75)
-NAPOLEON BONAPARTE 6201 3 3 0 16 TIMELY HEROES (656)
SWAMP MUDD HAMMER 6299 1 2 1 16 ALL SWAMP HAMMERZ (594)
SLAP MISTRESS 6179 4 2 0 15 DESOLATE ONES (524)
CARLA 6225 3 4 0 15 CHEERS (659)
HADES 4959 3 1 0 15 DEAD GAWDS (543)
DESCENT TO DUNWICH 6209 2 5 0 15 ABYSMAL RITES (215)
JEKKI ZAI 6275 2 3 1 14 DREADBLADE (664)
-IRWIN ROMMEL 6200 2 4 0 14 TIMELY HEROES (656)
THRUSHER 6322 2 2 0 14 DESOLATE ONES (524)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-TOO $HORT 5953 1 2 0 14 BORN TO MACK (639)
SALSA ELEMENTAL 6312 2 3 0 13 DARQUE FORCES (396)
JEDBULL 6308 1 3 0 13 MALICE KEEPERS (666)
SWAMP FOXX HAMMER 6297 0 3 0 13 ALL SWAMP HAMMERZ (594)
NESSMAN 6352 1 1 0 12 SECOND BANANAS (573)
-SOULSLAYER 6327 1 1 0 12 BLACK STORM (171)
GAND THE RED 6191 1 1 0 12 TOUCHED (655)
STU JAMISON 6248 3 2 0 11 THE LAST RESORT (663)
QUANTUM 6183 2 5 0 11 OBSCURE LEGENDS (654)
BARLEY 6377 1 0 1 11 STRANGE BREW (661)
LOST SOUL 6291 1 4 0 11 ABYSMAL RITES (215)
-CAPTAIN KIRK 5954 1 2 0 11 BORN TO MACK (639)
OPUS X 6355 1 1 0 11 INDIFFERENCE (611)
VOLLER 6309 3 1 0 10 MALICE KEEPERS (666)
JIM BOB 6249 2 3 0 10 THE LAST RESORT (663)
-OBLIVIATOR 6067 2 4 0 10 BLACK STORM (171)
-STIFFLER 5952 2 1 0 10 BORN TO MACK (639)
WILLIE THE JANITOR 6251 2 3 0 9 THE LAST RESORT (663)
BADGER 6184 1 6 0 9 OBSCURE LEGENDS (654)
THE LION KING 6360 1 0 0 9 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
DOOM SLINGER 6335 2 1 0 8 BAAL'S MINIONS (626)
-GEORGE WASHINGTON 6197 1 5 0 8 TIMELY HEROES (656)
BADOIN 6345 1 1 0 8 KNIGHTS TEMPLAR (568)
-HELLITH 6195 2 1 0 7 INFERNAL CABARET (648)
MANKO 6336 2 1 0 7 MALICE KEEPERS (666)
SALTY DOG 6263 1 4 0 7 GAELIC STORM (647)
-PAIN KILLER 6257 1 1 0 7 DARK PINNACLE (598)
-CATHA 6059 1 4 0 7 INFERNAL CABARET (648)
CLARYON 6307 1 3 0 6 MALICE KEEPERS (666)
HALLION 6331 1 2 0 5 LOST SOULS (618)
-WILT CHAMBERLAIN 5950 1 2 0 5 BORN TO MACK (639)
ASHES OF XX 6359 1 0 0 5 EMPIRE RISING (633)
FLAMBO 6311 0 4 0 4 MALICE KEEPERS (666)
NERGAL 4962 0 4 0 4 DEAD GAWDS (543)
JAHWA 6332 0 3 0 3 LOST SOULS (618)
-SORIS 6188 0 1 0 1 TOUCHED (655)
-GLENDA 6340 0 1 0 1 VISION OF XOAN (668)
-TISRA 6342 0 1 0 1 VISION OF XOAN (668)
SWAMP BEAR 6382 0 1 0 1 THE BEAR'S PAW (150)
-PONGA 6343 0 1 0 1 VISION OF XOAN (668)
-MR TREMENDOUS 6339 0 1 0 1 VISION OF XOAN (668)
-MIN THE BUTCHER 6192 0 1 0 1 TOUCHED (655)
PIERRE ST. OMER 6379 0 1 0 1 KNIGHTS TEMPLAR (568)
-ZILTROM 6190 0 1 0 1 TOUCHED (655)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
BREMM SPARKFIST 5917 6 9 0 BAAL'S MINIONS 626 DARRELL DEATH 25 250 NONE
BEAR HUG 6316 2 3 0 THE BEAR'S PAW 150 ASYLUM 6186 250
BAPHOMET 22 0 1 0 DARK ARENA 0 WOZZECK 5644 250 NONE
ANUBIS 4979 0 1 0 DEAD GAWDS 543 MICHELE CLOUGH 5989 250
MALARIA 5837 4 4 0 DOK SIK KILLAS 595 WURM KIN 27 250 NONE
CHOLORA 5866 2 4 0 DOK SIK KILLAS 595 GUILLOTINE GARTH 20 250 NONE
ARSENIC 5836 2 8 0 DOK SIK KILLAS 595 THE BARTENDER 26 250 NONE
UFALIN 6272 3 3 0 DREADBLADE 664 THE BARTENDER 26 250 NONE
PUNCHLINE 6333 1 1 0 INDIFFERENCE 611 PILSNER 6241 248 JUST REV
HEMDAL 6057 1 3 0 INFERNAL CABARET 648 ROIS ANIN 6068 246 NOT REVE
BELERUS 6061 0 4 0 INFERNAL CABARET 648 BLUNDER WOMAN 6271 246 NOT REVE
JOHNATHAN THOMPS 6214 1 3 0 JGW PERISHABLE 653 SMOKESCREEN 5944 249
ROGER L'BEAU 5828 6 8 0 KNIGHTS TEMPLAR 568 MALT 6238 250
JAQUE D'BRIENNE 6353 0 1 0 KNIGHTS TEMPLAR 568 BARLEY 6377 250
GALIUS 5865 1 8 0 KNIGHTS TEMPLAR 568 COURT JESTER 5883 248
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
BANE 5946 3 1 0 KNIGHTS TEMPLAR 568 COURT JESTER 5883 246 NOT REVE
ANTOINE L'JOI 5988 1 3 0 KNIGHTS TEMPLAR 568 COURT JESTER 5883 249
KING OF BEASTS 5880 8 6 0 LAND OF OZ 217 SLUGBAIT 6329 250
MARINESINIRAQ 6193 0 2 0 NATURAL B. KILLER 584 JETHRO 5949 246 NOT REVE
DA! 6361 0 1 0 OF WOLF AND MAN 603 CARDIAC CRAIG 21 250 NONE
SAMGLANT 6305 2 2 0 OF WOLF AND MAN 603 SISTER SAM 6300 249
BLEEDER 6334 1 3 0 RAT SALAD 577 IRISH WOLF HOUND 6262 250
ICHORID 5584 12 11 1 SALEM'S LOT 605 MY SLEEP 5657 249
MR ROPER 6314 0 1 0 SECOND BANANAS 573 SWAMP MUDD HAMME 6299 246 REVENGED
ALE 6240 1 6 0 STRANGE BREW 661 PUTRID PATRICK 19 250 NONE
PILSNER 6241 3 4 1 STRANGE BREW 661 KILLING JOKE 5611 250
BAWTHRIK 6189 0 1 0 TOUCHED 655 GRIM JACK 6301 249
NIGHTCRAWLER 6237 7 5 1 X-MEN II 660 MALICIOUS 6245 248
PERSONAL ADS
Congratulations to Opai, Duelmaster of SCOMSS Swamp. -- Oz The All Jealous
Don King and Crip -- Well done. We are now believers. Salute. -- Oz The All
Praising
Mannequin -- Two SCOMSS Swamp TV's! You da man! -- Oz The All Excited
Killing Joke -- You must be a joke as I am the winner. This is really, really fun.
-- BOQ
Sister Mary Sarah -- No fair! Despite my grumpiness, you know I could never hurt a
Nun. Unfair, I say! Bah! -- Humbug
High Test -- You got too many miles to the gallon to suit me. Pshew! I'm tired! --
Miss Gulch
Black Lotus -- A wand in the hand is worth two in the lotus bush. -- Magic Wand
Flesh Hunter -- It was your turn. -- King of Beasts
Fellowship Of The SCOMSS -- I salute your past turn. Tanks for taking me along for
the ride. -- Oz The All Humble
DK Don -- Your words against Baphomet were the mere whine of those losing in anguish.
I shall pray for your soul, you cad. -- Oz The All Magnanimous
Rookie Confederation -- Sorry for last turn it was a pretty sad effort on my part.
But this turn is bound to be just as ugly for me so I am gonna apologize now. --
Wretch
All -- R.I.P. Hops. He went to represent our fine arena in the tourney and was
butchered on the first turn. So goes a fine 21 WT striker. :( -- Wretch
Miss Gulch -- It wasn't pretty but a win is a win. -- High Test
Norm -- You move pretty fast for a fat guy that sits on a bar stool all day. Nice
effort. -- Malt
Last Call -- I see by your attire that you weren't just coming for a win. I wasn't
even supposed to fight but that damn maintenance thing dragged me in. I guess I
shall be awaiting whoever else your stable sends to kill me this turn. Luck to me,
broken swords to you -- Pilsner
All -- I will no longer be allowed to give easy victories to the arena. The boss has
decide to send me on vacation permanently. Isn't he a nice guy? -- Ale
Thrusher -- You got the last win off me, congrats to you. -- Ale
TW Host -- Blackstorm is no longer a member of the Desolate Empire--please remove him
from our roll call. -- Dark Knight Kon, DEA
Goat -- You seem to be propping us up--excellent turn Bruder! I'll get it all
together eventually. You just keep up the good work! -- DK Kon
All -- A sad loss for our stable at the mail-in: Heir Apparent was 13(1)-5-7-17-15-
7-21. My favorite AB design ever! -- DK Kon
Antoine L'Joi -- You lose! -- Court Jester, the Hand of Death
Baphomet -- Three down...who's next? If by sandbagging you mean Court Jester has a
high FE you're wrong again! 5-1-3 and fought Initiates in the mail-in doesn't
support it. Don't look for excuses for your managerial deficiencies by accusing
someone else of stacking the deck! You obviously are just a below average manager.
-- Dark Knight Kon, DEA
Drake -- Any of Baphomet's warriors. -- Dark Knight Kon
To Whom it May Concern (mainly those who don't have internet access)...as of the 2nd
turn, Tripwire has agreed (and the managers I was able to pool) to take on the
scoring for the Turf War due to many personal issues I've come up against...mainly...
paralysis, deaths in the family, getting married, moving to another state, going back
to work (even though the doctors told me not to)...etc....so, now everyone is aware
of what is going on. Scoring has been sent in...it's the best we can do. -- Baphomet
Baphomet -- Now that Don King is out of the way, I'll declare The Lion King to be the
new Champion for Royal Flush. -- Crip
Roisin Dubh -- You seem to have developed into a multipurpose talent. -- Drama Queen
Malaria -- The vaccination usually makes me feel quite ill, but it this case, it was
worth it. -- Bullpen Ace
Medee -- OK, so where are our skills. -- Jack & Jill
Devout Christian -- The MUGs must have been on your side. I'd like to call a let
please. -- Ten Is Raquet
Father O'Malley -- You are the 2nd worst downchallenger I've ever seen in this game.
You should compare your upchallenge record with your downchallenge one, I bet your
downchallenge one is way worse. -- Manager
Swamp Citizens -- My Stable was supposed to be activated this cycle! If not then
more money saved and 0 points deducted for Swamp Syndicate from my Stable! -- Hammer/
Minister of War
Claryon -- You talk more than you swing. Oh, what's that you say? You only made ONE
comment during our fight? :) -- Nessman
Irwin Rommel -- I'm the only hero any woman needs. -- Puddy
Lonely Son -- Now that felt GOOD!! -- Barbarino
Roger L'Beau -- Anyone named LeBeau can't be that good.... :) -- Jethro
Lurking Fear -- I think your strategy would have worked if you were 7 feet tall. --
Niles
Mad Max -- The only inside information that you had that was correct was my being
blinded by Soultaker's dome. He's been gleaming brightly ever since OZ and I got him
off the TC schneid.... -- Mannequin
I guess those skills I applied to Jethro paid off during the tourney! Congrats to
North Fork's TVs: Barbarino, Jethro, Smokescreen & Hammer (who were all,
interestingly enough, Initiates). -- Mannequin
Oz -- Well the results are indisputable! Nice strategy! -- Kat
Max, Angus, Drake, and Darque -- Ugh. The 'Paw is certainly in a downswing period.
My apologies. Once the RUGS decide to play fair, things should turn around--though I
feel it may be a little too late. -- Kat
BEXAR was vanquished by ASP? That wasn't the way I had it planned.... -- Kat
Rhiannon -- I really do like Ms. Nick's singing your praises, but I think you need a
little Soul Sister-Soul Sister. Just let me know when you want some more one on one
Motown gospel lessons. -- Sister Sledge
Blackened -- Imagine my surprise when you were able to resist my efforts of bringing
you to the light and true belief. I have spent many hours in contemplation trying
to ensure the next time I will be able to drive home my message. -- Sister Mercy
Madame Butterfly -- Yer professhun is an abominashun t'th' enlightenment of th'
masses. ah had hoped t'git mah point acrost but alas ah failed, cuss it all t'
tarnation. ah will corntinue t'press fo' higher quality intertainment. -- Sister
Mary SueEllen
P.S. Th' supreme one has stressed thet yer manager evolve an' brin' fo'th clean
wholesome wawks sech as; Annie getcher Gun, Seven Brides fo' Seven Brothers, Jesus
Jedt Superstar.
Humbug -- I must confess that I spent many hours in the confessional after spending
my time with you. As much as I tried to keep you at bay, I had to fight very hard
to keep from dropping my defenses. I still have dreams at night of you lunging at
me with that long pointy weapon of yours. There I go again. Another 30 Hail Marys.
-- Sister Mary Sarah
Tripwire -- May I say now how bad I feel for that unfortunate incident between
myself and Samglant. He seemed like such a nice young man. I really feel that you
are to blame for his demise though. Having never met the young man, I had no idea
to his beliefs, but I walked onto the sands enraged just by knowing you trained him.
I was sure he was just another D'Larq scum. Like the rest of your ilk; low-life,
slave trading, trash talking, down-challenging Delarquan. I will light a candle for
him and pray for his deliverance. -- Sister Sam
Tripwire -- Please excuse the passion from the young Sister Sam. I am afraid she
has listened to may wives tails. I had to remove a copy of "Proper Etiquette of
Being a Warrior" by Adie. I feel she has been overly influenced by cheap
propaganda. I will talk to the Mother Superior about her misdirected fanaticism. --
Father O'Malley
20 April 2007
All -- I've been...out of circulation for the last couple of months, and my lists
are not up to date. If you've announced a manager name, a new alliance, or changed
a manager name or alliance since the middle of February, let me know in the ads, via
diplo, or in an e-mail (Sue (at) solberg-mathews (dot) com). For that matter, if
you just want to make sure I've got things right, you can always do the same. -- The
Saint, keeper of lists
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
WOZZECK viciously butchered BAPHOMET in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
MALARIA was murdered by WURM KIN in a exciting 1 minute gory Dark Arena melee.
BREMM SPARKFIST was slaughtered by DARRELL DEATH in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
CHOLORA was butchered by GUILLOTINE GARTH in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena fight.
UFALIN was savagely slain by THE BARTENDER in a 3 minute Dark Arena competition.
ARSENIC was barely slain by THE BARTENDER in a 3 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
ALE was executed by PUTRID PATRICK in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena brawl.
DA! was assassinated by CARDIAC CRAIG in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
KILLING JOKE slaughtered PILSNER in a 1 minute gruesome uneven Bloodfeud duel.
RAY MONROE was overpowered by SMOKESCREEN in a 2 minute gory uneven Bloodfeud duel.
SISTER SAM overpowered SS GUARD in a 1 minute uneven Challenge match.
ROISIN DUBH was narrowly defeated by SISTER SLEDGE in a 8 minute Challenge fight.
HUMBUG viciously subdued MEDEE in a exciting 4 minute veteran's Challenge contest.
PROHIBITION was overpowered by OPAI in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title conflict.
RAZOR overpowered WYRD in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gruesome one-sided Challenge duel.
BOB'S COMIC COLLECTN slimly won victory over BLACK LOTUS in a 5 minute Challenge bout.
SAMURAI luckily beat CYANIDE in a exciting 6 minute brutal Challenge bout.
LAST CALL was beaten by MAGIC WAND in a 2 minute veteran's Challenge match.
HANTA overcame GREEDY in a 2 minute Challenge competition.
CUP OF TOE bested KILL*SWITCH in a 1 minute veteran's Challenge bout.
SWAMP BURP HAMMER viciously subdued BOQ in a 6 minute veteran's Challenge match.
PRINCE IGOR overcame ASP in a popular 4 minute Challenge contest.
MALICIOUS was demolished by TEN IS RAQUET in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
FLESH HUNTER was viciously subdued by SISTER MERCY in a 4 minute Challenge match.
SISTER MARY SUEELLEN was overpowered by FADE TO BLACK in a 1 minute Challenge bout.
SOULTAKER vanquished MY PILLOW in a 2 minute uneven Challenge bout.
SWAMP CALL HAMMER viciously subdued QUEEN OF TARTS in a 4 minute Challenge bout.
LURKING FEAR was unbelievably bested by SIR KILLALOT in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
JETHRO savagely defeated WAR CRY HAMM in a action packed 5 minute Challenge fight.
PYTHON was overpowered by BABY in a 1 minute gory one-sided Challenge match.
BULLPEN ACE overpowered CRYSTAL in a 2 minute gory one-sided Challenge bout.
CRESCENT handily defeated MISS GULCH in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
ADDER won victory over BEXAR in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge fight.
FRASIER was demolished by LONELY SON in a 1 minute brutal mismatched Challenge match.
HIGH TEST overcame NORM in a exciting 6 minute Challenge fight.
HELLFYRE subdued CHRIS PERRY in a 3 minute Challenge conflict.
LADY PERI was demolished by NILES in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
BEAR HUG was executed by ASYLUM in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
RIPPER was handily defeated by DETARTRATED in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
SHOGUN vanquished ITHYIC THING in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
THRUSHER was outlasted by THE CREEPSTER in a crowd boring 12 minute Challenge duel.
BLADE devastated CLARYON in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
JAY MONROE won victory over SALSA ELEMENTAL in a popular 2 minute Challenge conflict.
GROO devastated JEKKI ZAI in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
DESCENT TO DUNWICH was overcome by WOODY in a 4 minute Challenge conflict.
CARLA was savagely defeated by BEAR AWARE in a 6 minute gory Challenge match.
MALT narrowly killed ROGER L'BEAU in a action packed 4 minute gory Challenge fight.
SWAMP MUDD HAMMER was beaten by SLAP MISTRESS in a 5 minute Challenge fray.
SWAMP FOXX HAMMER was defeated by TURF WAR TUFFIE in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
BONEBREAKER viciously subdued ABANDON HOPE in a 2 minute brutal Challenge match.
NESSMAN was handily defeated by EMPEROR in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
PUDDY subdued JIM BOB in a popular 5 minute Challenge fight.
JAHWA was handily defeated by JEDBULL in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge contest.
DAYS-R-#'ERD overpowered GREEN KNIGHT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
TIC-TAC demolished BADGER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
IRISH WOLF HOUND butchered BLEEDER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
BADOIN was devastated by WRETCH in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
SALTY DOG was overpowered by GRIM JACK in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
SMOKEY BEAR narrowly defeated LOST SOUL in a 3 minute bloody Challenge brawl.
DRAMA QUEEN was viciously subdued by ORC PLAGUE in a 5 minute gory veteran's bout.
MORWHEN viciously subdued AVATAR OF WOE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal match.
SISTER MARY SARAH was viciously subdued by MY SLEEP in a 4 minute master's bout.
DEVOUT CHRISTIAN bested TEMPUS in a 1 minute expert's match.
SUCULANT won victory over LITTLE BIG MAN in a popular 4 minute veteran's bout.
JACK & JILL luckily beat BLACKENED in a exciting 4 minute brutal expert's melee.
PIZZA PIE PARTY was subdued by RED DEVIL in a popular 1 minute veteran's duel.
RHIANNON devastated VETERAN MERCENARY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven match.
MADAME BUTTERFLY was overpowered by GENERATION in a 1 minute one-sided match.
ANKH was luckily beaten by FIDELIO in a popular 3 minute gory fight.
PARTY TRAP was bested by JUSTICE FOR ALL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute duel.
RACECAR was luckily beaten by DEADLY in a exciting 3 minute conflict.
TNT was subdued by COURT JESTER in a crowd pleasing 3 minute duel.
ZOMBIE ASSASSIN savagely defeated SIEGE BEST in a 2 minute veteran's fight.
MOMBA subdued DEATH in a 2 minute expert vs. novice conflict.
BARBARINO vanquished SWAMP BOGG HAMMER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
KENSAI handily defeated THE RON in a 2 minute bloody uneven match.
KING OF BEASTS was slaughtered by SLUGBAIT in a 1 minute bloody one-sided match.
MICE CREAM was savagely defeated by MAN HUNTER in a 3 minute brutal struggle.
COBRA was subdued by KILLER in a 2 minute fight.
CLIFF handily defeated HAMMER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
WOODY viciously subdued WILLIE THE JANITOR in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory match.
JUDGE demolished OBLIVION in a 2 minute gruesome uneven bout.
FANG SKIN demolished HAMMER in a 1 minute uneven duel.
ROIS ANIN beat NERGAL in a popular 1 minute duel.
QUANTUM was overcome by GAND THE RED in a crowd pleasing 1 minute battle.
SCIMITAR subdued OPUS X in a 2 minute veteran vs. novice bout.
ANTI was overcome by VLADIMIR in a 3 minute melee.
LETHAL overpowered STU JAMISON in a popular 2 minute brutal one-sided bout.
VOLLER lost to DAHAK in a tiresome 6 minute amateur's fight.
FLAMBO lost to HADES in a 2 minute beginner's contest.
MICHELE CLOUGH assassinated ANUBIS in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
SCUM FIGHTS overpowered HALLION in a crowd pleasing 5 minute mismatched fight.
DOOM SLINGER subdued SWAMP BEAR in a 1 minute novice's duel.
MANKO was devastated by DAVID WEST in a 1 minute uneven duel.
JAQUE D'BRIENNE was slaughtered by BARLEY in a 1 minute brutal one-sided competition.
ASHES OF XX viciously subdued PIERRE ST. OMER in a 7 minute gruesome beginner's fight.
THE LION KING overcame MAXIMILLIAN in a unpopular 5 minute amateur's fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 36 TOTAL PARRY 156 - 95 - 4 62 |
|TOTAL PARRY 30 WALL OF STEEL 92 - 67 - 2 58 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 29 AIMED BLOW 45 - 44 - 4 51 |
|BASHING ATTACK 25 STRIKING ATTACK 124 - 134 - 12 48 |
|WALL OF STEEL 23 PARRY-LUNGE 33 - 37 - 1 47 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 14 SLASHING ATTACK 50 - 61 - 2 45 |
|AIMED BLOW 9 LUNGING ATTACK 113 - 153 - 8 42 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 6 PARRY-RIPOSTE 18 - 27 - 1 40 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 6 PARRY-STRIKE 26 - 45 - 1 37 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 BASHING ATTACK 70 - 123 - 5 36 |
Turn 250 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 5 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 12 - 13 4 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 19 - 11 LUNGING ATTACK 16 - 20 2 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 2 WALL OF STEEL 9 - 14 1 STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 5 - 4 SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 10 1 PARRY-STRIKE
STRIKING ATTACK 16 - 13 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 5 1 PARRY-LUNGE
1 WALL OF STEEL
1 BASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK OPAI 5735 15 3 0 151 DARK PINNACLE (598)
PARRY-STRIKE MY SLEEP 5657 11 7 1 149 THINGS I DROOL IN (614)
TOTAL PARRY SISTER MARY SARAH 5137 23 6 0 133 OLD HABITS (566)
LUNGING ATTACK HUMBUG 5199 25 17 1 128 LAND OF OZ (217)
PARRY-LUNGE SISTER SLEDGE 5341 15 4 1 115 OLD HABITS (566)
WALL OF STEEL ORC PLAGUE 5501 12 5 2 107 DARQUE FORCES (396)
BASHING ATTACK SWAMP BURP HAMMER 5439 16 14 2 104 ALL SWAMP HAMMERZ (594)
AIMED BLOW RED DEVIL 5732 9 6 0 94 LOST SOULS (618)
SLASHING ATTACK LAST CALL 5606 14 13 0 87 INDIFFERENCE (611)
PARRY-RIPOSTE ASYLUM 6186 4 1 1 43 OF WOLF AND MAN (603)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is HUMBUG 5199. The most popular warrior this turn was
SISTER MERCY 5526. The ten other most popular fighters were NORM 6227, MY SLEEP
5657, SISTER SLEDGE 5341, CYANIDE 5444, HUMBUG 5199, BLACK LOTUS 6091, ASP 5843, JIM
BOB 6249, SWAMP BURP HAMMER 5439, and LITTLE BIG MAN 5393.
The least popular fighter this week was THE CREEPSTER 6328. The other ten least
popular fighters were THRUSHER 6322, VOLLER 6309, DAHAK 4961, PIERRE ST. OMER 6379,
THE LION KING 6360, DRAMA QUEEN 5494, BOQ 5873, ASHES OF XX 6359, JAQUE D'BRIENNE
6353, and MANKO 6336.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
HUMBUG (47-5199) LAND OF OZ (217)
PROHIBITION (47-5607) INDIFFERENCE (611)
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
WOZZECK (47-5644) THE OPERA (613)