DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 07/10/2007    Duedate: 08/06/2007

DOUBLE-X ARENA

DM-47    TURN-252

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

MORWHEN
LOST SOULS (618)
(47-5686) [15-6-2,128]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SISTER MARY SARAH              CHRIS PERRY
OLD HABITS (566)               JGW PERISHABLE (653)
(47-5137) [25-6-0,156]         (47-6213) [4-3-0,46]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

TEN IS RAQUET                  BULLPEN ACE
ROYAL FLUSH (48)               ROYAL FLUSH (48)
(47-5815) [9-13-0,86]          (47-5907) [9-8-1,65]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

EMPIRE RISING (633)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. DARQUE FORCES (396)         59
2. DEAD GAWDS (543)            41      OLD HABITS (566)
3. THINGS I DROOL IN (614)     36      Unchartered Team
4. WARHAMMERS (75)             35
5. DOK SIK KILLAS (595)        34      THE LAST RESORT (663)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*DOOMWOLVES (662)          19   8  1 70.4   1/ 1 EMPIRE RISING (633)      11  4 1
 2/ 2 OLD HABITS (566)          84  50  7 62.7   2/ 5 DARQUE FORCES (396)      10  2 2
 3/ 3 THE OPERA (613)           65  39  3 62.5   3/ 2 THE OPERA (613)           9  5 1
 4- 4 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)   306 195 24 61.1   4/ 3 OLD HABITS (566)          9  5 0
 5/ 5 LAND OF OZ (217)         513 338 14 60.3   5/ 6 ROYAL FLUSH (48)          9  6 0
 6/ 9 THINGS I DROOL IN (614)   60  40  5 60.0   6/19 THINGS I DROOL IN (614)   9  6 0
 7- 6*FORCE OF WILL (670)        3   2  0 60.0   7/13 CODE RED (547)            8  7 0
 8/ 8 LOST SOULS (618)          55  39  7 58.5   8/11 RONIN (651)               8  7 0
 9/10 SECOND BANANAS (573)     110  81 11 57.6   9/10*OBSCURE LEGENDS (654)     8  7 0
10-11*CHEERS (659)              23  17  1 57.5  10/25*STRANGE BREW (661)        7  7 3
11/13 ROYAL FLUSH (48)         654 527 34 55.4  11/26 ABYSMAL RITES (215)       7  7 1
12-14*DREADBLADE (664)          16  13  1 55.2  12/45*DEAD GAWDS (543)          7  7 0
13-15*BORN TO MACK (639)        11   9  1 55.0  13/ 4 SECOND BANANAS (573)      7  7 0
14/ 7 EMPIRE RISING (633)       24  20  6 54.5  14/ 9 THE BEAR'S PAW (150)      7  8 2
15/16 DARK PINNACLE (598)       68  58  5 54.0  15/24 WARHAMMERS (75)           7  8 0
16-17 ALL SWAMP HAMMERZ (594)   76  67  7 53.1  16/29 DOK SIK KILLAS (595)      7  8 0
17-19 NATURAL B. KILLERS (584)  87  80  6 52.1  17/ 8 I HATE THEM (597)         6  2 1
18/22 DARQUE FORCES (396)      133 123 12 52.0  18/39 LOST SOULS (618)          6  4 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/18 THE BEAR'S PAW (150)     373 346 35 51.9  19/23*JGW PERISHABLE (653)      6  5 1
20/20*THE LAST RESORT (663)     15  14  0 51.7  20/31*IRON LEGION (652)         6  6 0
21/21 I HATE THEM (597)         43  41  2 51.2  21/18 DARK PINNACLE (598)       5  2 0
22/23 SALEM'S LOT (605)         65  62  6 51.2  22-16 OF WOLF AND MAN (603)     5  5 2
23/24 RONIN (651)              212 210 17 50.2  23-17 RAT SALAD (577)           5  5 0
24-25 OF WOLF AND MAN (603)     44  44  2 50.0  24- 7*CHEERS (659)              5  5 0
25-27 RAT SALAD (577)           40  46  0 46.5  25/37 SALEM'S LOT (605)         5  8 1
26/31*STRANGE BREW (661)        20  23  5 46.5  26-12 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)    4  2 0
27/44*DEAD GAWDS (543)          13  15  0 46.4  27-14 NATURAL B. KILLERS (584)  4  4 0
28-28 DESOLATE ONES (524)       92 107 12 46.2  28/22*THE LAST RESORT (663)     4  5 0
29/26 PALINDROMES (599)         40  47  4 46.0  29-33 ALL SWAMP HAMMERZ (594)   4  6 0
30/33*TIMELY HEROES (656)       16  19  0 45.7  30/27 LAND OF OZ (217)          4  8 0
31-29 INDIFFERENCE (611)        89 108  6 45.2  31/30*MALICE KEEPERS (666)      4 11 0
32-30 BAAL'S MINIONS (626)      48  59  1 44.9  32/28 THE SERPENTS (629)        4 11 0
33/37*JGW PERISHABLE (653)      14  18  1 43.8  33-38*BORN TO MACK (639)        3  2 1
34/32 WARHAMMERS (75)          246 317 14 43.7  34/43*TIMELY HEROES (656)       3  2 0
35/36*IRON LEGION (652)         12  16  0 42.9  35-20*DOOMWOLVES (662)          3  2 0
36/34*OBSCURE LEGENDS (654)     19  26  1 42.2  36-40*FORCE OF WILL (670)       3  2 0
37/38 DOK SIK KILLAS (595)      45  63  3 41.7  37-15 INDIFFERENCE (611)        3  6 1
38/42 ABYSMAL RITES (215)       27  38  2 41.5  38-36 KNIGHTS TEMPLAR (568)     3  7 1
39/35 THE SERPENTS (629)        41  59  3 41.0  39/35 PALINDROMES (599)         3  9 0
40/39 GAELIC STORM (647)        56  83  4 40.3  40-34*DREADBLADE (664)          2  3 0
41-41 KNIGHTS TEMPLAR (568)     70 111  4 38.7  41-32 BAAL'S MINIONS (626)      2  3 0
42/43*MALICE KEEPERS (666)      10  20  0 33.3  42/41 GAELIC STORM (647)        2  6 1
43/45 CODE RED (547)            19  41  0 31.7  43/44*DRAGOON SQUAD (672)       2  6 0
44/40*DRAGOON SQUAD (672)        2   6  0 25.0  44-46*TOUCHED (655)             1  1 0
45-46*TOUCHED (655)              1   6  0 14.3  45-21 DESOLATE ONES (524)       1  4 0
46/ 0*PANDORA'S BOX (671)        0   1  0  0.0  46/ 0*PANDORA'S BOX (671)       0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

     Suicide sat on his throne in his study drumming his fingers on the arms as he
faced his warriors.
     "It has begun," he said, "the shock value is gone so now it is the divide and
conquer."  He rubbed his chin with his left hand, "Go practice, I'll go through the
names for my challenges."
     "May I make a suggestion?" asked Killer.
     "Go ahead."
     "Well, it seems Otis the Drunk has good records, if we challenge them it could
drop them down a notch."
     Suicide nodded, "There is also the back door treatment."
     "What do you mean?" Man Hunter asked.
     Suicide stood up, "Simple really, announce a team to challenge, all the while
you're scouting a real target and when you have that team scouted and know their
weaknesses you strike, not to hurt but to kill."
     The warriors nodded.
     "Their souls will be mine!" laughed Suicide.
     The team of Code Red walked to the graveyard.
     "It is peaceful," Lethal said going to the crypt of lost souls.
     They went down the stairs and noticed a light in the left tunnel.
     "Who's there?" whispered Man Hunter and got a slap in the back of the head by
Lethal who was behind the Shewish Giant.
     Suicide let the way until they saw two beings standing in the middle of the
room.
     "These two have agreed to help with their knowledge to gather souls and destroy
the opposition."  He pointed to the one standing on the left, "This is Mammon, Lord
of the Third Circle, he is for absolute power."
     Mammon nodded, "The world will bow down to me and know I am all there is and all
will fall to me."
     "And this is Lilith, "Lordess of the Sixth Circle."
     "Just because I am female, do not underestimate me."
     The group shook their heads.
     "Their souls will be ours," laughed Suicide.
     Inside the Double-X courthouse Judge looked over the files of the man accused.
     "You ruined two horseshoes at the local stable, yes."
     The man looked around the courtroom.
     "I'm up here," Judge said.
     "I tried to fix them," the man said.
     "I asked a yes or no question."
     "Yes, your honor," said the man in a trembling voice.
     "Well, since this is your only charge against you, forty lashes will do," Judge
said slamming his gavel and two guards took the man kicking and screaming.

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

Hail all and well met.  It's me again....

All right, so Swamp Burp Hammer, that was a chest puffing, bold, really high up
challenge (Hey Drake, take NOTE) but if you thought I was going to go easy on ya
because we were once turf war ally, humf!  (Okay, I might have if I knew you were
coming.)  I would let Orc Plague get a chance to get the throne but I'm scared of
him.  He's a wall of steel and a TV runner-up, who wouldn't!

This turn's challenge will go to Sister Mary Sarah; even though she's a BOY!!!  He
deserves it at 146 points AND best 2 of 3 hah!  So quit ducking me!

Scomss My bad.  I don't want you guys to think that I whine about your challenges.
The more the merrier.  Plus, if you lose, no turf alliances get any points, and if
you win, Buddy Lee cares less.  So bring it on, free for all.  I don't want to sound
cocky because I've had a little more than a few drinks.  I think I've become an
alcoholic since I first got the throne.  So on that note (hic-up), celebrate your
wins and mourn your losses. (hic-up)

                                     -- Duelmaster
                                        OPAI

                                      SPY REPORT

     Oh, hi.  Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte.  Thought I'd check out DOUBLE-X to see 
what's new.  I couldn't believe it.  Did THINGS I DROOL IN really go up by 13?  If 
only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  STRANGE BREW had like a 
really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 3-1-1 and wound up as 10th team!  I 
couldn't believe it.  Did ABYSMAL RITES really go up by 15?  If only those guys 
didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  DEAD GAWDS had like a really 
albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 5-0-0 and wound up as 12th team!  I couldn't 
believe it.  Did DOK SIK KILLAS really go up by 13?  If only those guys didn't have 
so may missing teeth...  Gross!  LOST SOULS had like a really albendranius week!  
Those hunks got a 3-2-0 and wound up as 18th team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did IRON 
LEGION really go up by 11?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  
Gross!  SALEM'S LOT had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 3-2-1 and 
wound up as 25th team!  Cut this out and put it in your scrapbooks, THE OPERA!  
'Cause they got 3-1-0 and moved up to 3rd!  MVP award for KILL*SWITCH?  DARQUE 
FORCES' proud of him after beating DRAMA QUEEN and getting 34 points.  Talk about yer 
major upsets!  BLACK LOTUS' match with TEN IS RAQUET cost her a loss of 13 points!  
MORWHEN thinks hers 15-6-2 and studly character is good enough to face up to the 
Duelmaster.  Any bets?  Was that a tear I saw in MORWHEN's eye, as she took over 
Duelmastership?  And wasn't OPAI fit to be tied!  Who was the wiseguy that said 
DOUBLE-X's Duelmaster was paying for drinks at The Warty Toad?  Don't look at me!   
     I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies.  Really, I just 
wing this stuff.  OF WOLF AND MAN was DOUBLE-X's most avoided team.  Is there some 
award for that?  I don't know what THE LAST RESORT's been doing.  They certainly 
haven't been accepting many fights from OF WOLF AND MAN, that's fer sher.  Can 
ABYSMAL RITES' LOST SOUL be more popular than me?  He was challenged the most, but is 
that really the same?  SAMURAI is being unfair.  He's challenged down 19 against 
PARTY TRAP.  I don't know why they let this stuff go on.  (I'd better shut up) A 
lotta people lost a lotta money in a lotta bets, when SAMURAI challenged PARTY TRAP, 
19 points below and lost!  Send 'im to the Dark Arena!  Speaking of challenging 58 
points above did you hear about COURT JESTER of EMPIRE RISING vs. OLD HABITS' SISTER 
SLEDGE?  (And how was that intro!) COURT JESTER lost to SISTER SLEDGE, but it got 6 
points.  SISTER SLEDGE won, and got 3 points.  I don't get it.  For sure, I was 
holding my breath when I found out TEMPUS challenged JACK & JILL.  After all, haven't 
WARHAMMERS and ROYAL FLUSH had a long standing duel in DOUBLE-X?  It wasn't a 
spectacular fight, or anything, but JACK & JILL wants me to write about it since he 
lost to TEMPUS.  Satisfied?  CINDI BEAR must not be a good enough fighter to get in 
fair fights.  She challenged PATRICK.  8 is a big difference.  (Well, that's what 
they tell me.) I thought CINDI BEAR showed great skill and promise when she bested 
PATRICK.  All right, so I slept through it!  Big deal!   
     Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds.  All DOUBLE-X ever talks about is fighting!  
Me, I'm more laid back.  Pinch me, I must be dreaming!!!  ORC PLAGUE returns from the 
Dark Arena, maybe a "little upset" at his DARQUE FORCES teammates...  What a bummer!  
GROO got wasted by ABANDON HOPE!  But with a 4-5-0, I guess OBSCURE LEGENDS aren't 
too bummed.  It was kind of sad, seeing old DRAMA QUEEN stumbling around the arena, 
before KILL*SWITCH finished her off.  Oh well!  DEATH really fought hard against 
SWAMP BEAR.  That'll teach THE BEAR'S PAW not to go and kill any of DEAD GAWDS' guys 
again, huh!  Hey you guys, don't you think your families would like to hear from you? 
Write!  (Or have someone write for you.)  
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really should stop.  Its 
been really albendranius!  Later, guys-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MORWHEN 5686                 15   6  2   128       LOST SOULS (618)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SISTER MARY SARAH 5137       25   6  0   156       OLD HABITS (566)
 SISTER SLEDGE 5341           17   4  1   128       OLD HABITS (566)
 KILL*SWITCH 5809             10   4  2   125       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 RED DEVIL 5732               10   6  0   109       LOST SOULS (618)
-CUP OF TOE 5433              13   7  1   108       MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
 MY SLEEP 5657                12   8  1   103       THINGS I DROOL IN (614)
 RAZOR 5689                   11   5  2   103       LOST SOULS (618)
-THE GREEK GUY 5478           11   4  0   100       I HATE THEM (597)
 TEMPUS 4635                  16  22  1    99       WARHAMMERS (75)
-ROISIN DUBH 6038             15  12  1    99       GAELIC STORM (647)
 OPAI 5735                    16   4  0    97       DARK PINNACLE (598)
 MAGIC WAND 5771              16   8  0    97       LAND OF OZ (217)
 JACK & JILL 5310             21  17  0    96       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 MEDEE 5642                   17   5  0    96       THE OPERA (613)
 PIZZA PIE PARTY 5659         13   8  2    95       THINGS I DROOL IN (614)
-SWAMP BURP HAMMER 5439       16  15  2    93       ALL SWAMP HAMMERZ (594)
-WYRD 5167                    15   8  0    92       DESOLATE ONES (524)
-KILLING JOKE 5611            19  13  2    91       INDIFFERENCE (611)
-LAST CALL 5606               15  13  0    91       INDIFFERENCE (611)
 BOQ 5873                     15   4  0    91       LAND OF OZ (217)
-RHIANNON 6031                13  11  0    91       GAELIC STORM (647)
 PARTY TRAP 5496              11   7  1    91       PALINDROMES (599)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DEVOUT CHRISTIAN 5321        20  18  4    90       NATURAL B. KILLERS 2 (584)
 CYANIDE 5444                 11  10  2    88       DOK SIK KILLAS (595)
-LITTLE BIG MAN 5393          17  16  1    87       NATURAL B. KILLERS 2 (584)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TEN IS RAQUET 5815            9  13  0    86       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 HANTA 5443                   11  12  0    85       DOK SIK KILLAS (595)
 BOB'S COMIC COLLECTN 5658    15   6  0    84       THINGS I DROOL IN (614)
 SISTER MERCY 5526            10  10  1    84       OLD HABITS (566)
-BLACKENED 5531               11   9  1    82       OF WOLF AND MAN (603)
-FADE TO BLACK 5695           12   7  0    81       OF WOLF AND MAN (603)
 SUCULANT 3589                19  21  1    79       WARHAMMERS (75)
 AVATAR OF WOE 5850           14   5  0    78       SALEM'S LOT (605)
 PRINCE IGOR 5640             13   4  0    78       THE OPERA (613)
-BLOOD RAYNE 5489             15  10  1    75       DARK PINNACLE (598)
 SAMURAI 6089                 14   4  0    74       RONIN (651)
 COURT JESTER 5883             7   2  3    73       EMPIRE RISING (633)
 MADAME BUTTERFLY 5792         9   7  0    69       THE OPERA (613)
 ZOMBIE ASSASSIN 5552         14  11  1    67       SALEM'S LOT (605)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CRYSTAL 5895                  8   2  0    66       DARK PINNACLE (598)
 SMOKESCREEN 5944              7   3  1    66       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 BLACK LOTUS 6091             10  12  0    65       RONIN (651)
 BULLPEN ACE 5907              9   8  1    65       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
-GREEDY 5223                   9   8  0    65       RAT SALAD (577)
-JUSTICE FOR ALL 5534          9   9  0    64       OF WOLF AND MAN (603)
 SOULTAKER 5455                6   1  0    64       I HATE THEM (597)
 NILES 5860                    8   4  0    63       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 SISTER MARY SUEELLEN 5671    10   9  1    60       OLD HABITS (566)
-KENSAI 5267                   8   7  0    60       RAT SALAD (577)
 ASP 5843                      8  12  1    59       THE SERPENTS (629)
 LURKING FEAR 1755             8   5  0    57       ABYSMAL RITES (215)
-GENERATION 6243               5   1  0    57       DOOMWOLVES (662)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SHOGUN 6082                   7   3  0    56       RONIN (651)
 BARBARINO 5957                6   2  0    56       SECOND BANANAS (573)
-SLUGBAIT 6329                 4   0  1    56       I HATE THEM (597)
 DEADLY 4996                   8   4  0    55       CODE RED (547)
 JETHRO 5949                   6   1  1    54       SECOND BANANAS (573)
-BABY 5224                    11   7  0    53       RAT SALAD (577)
-MALICIOUS 6245                4   2  1    53       DOOMWOLVES (662)
 MY PILLOW 5660               11   6  0    52       THINGS I DROOL IN (614)
 THE RON 5914                  7   7  0    52       WARHAMMERS (75)
-FLESH HUNTER 6053             6   2  0    52       BAAL'S MINIONS (626)
 RACECAR 5498                  9  10  1    50       PALINDROMES (599)
 ANKH 6085                     8   6  0    50       RONIN (651)
 FIDELIO 5859                  8   5  0    49       THE OPERA (613)
-SS GUARD 6018                 6   3  0    49       NATURAL B. KILLERS 2 (584)
-SIEGE BEST 5797              11  11  1    47       BAAL'S MINIONS (626)
 LONELY SON 5882               5   6  0    47       EMPIRE RISING (633)
 MOMBA 5945                    8   6  1    46       THE SERPENTS (629)
 CHRIS PERRY 6213              4   3  0    46       JGW PERISHABLE (653)
 BEXAR 5906                    9   9  0    45       THE BEAR'S PAW (150)
-CLIFF 6226                    6   2  0    45       CHEERS (659)
 ADDER 5920                    9   6  0    41       THE SERPENTS (629)
-QUEEN OF TARTS 5980           4   4  0    41       MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
 TNT 5499                      9  10  1    40       PALINDROMES (599)
 HIGH TEST 6239                6   3  0    40       STRANGE BREW (661)
 ROIS ANIN 6068                5   3  1    40       WARHAMMERS (75)
 ANTI 5457                     6   6  0    39       I HATE THEM (597)
 HAMMER 6170                   2   4  0    39       IRON LEGION (652)
-SWAMP CALL HAMMER 5985        8   2  1    38       ALL SWAMP HAMMERZ (594)
-SIR KILLALOT 6020             7   4  0    37       NATURAL B. KILLERS 2 (584)
 IN THE GRIP OF ERYX 6260      6   1  0    37       ABYSMAL RITES (215)
-MICE CREAM 6265               4   2  0    37       MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
-ASYLUM 6186                   4   2  1    36       OF WOLF AND MAN (603)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TURF WAR TUFFIE 6326          4   2  0    36       EMPIRE RISING (633)
-WAR CRY HAMM 5436             8   5  0    35       DESOLATE ONES (524)
 PYTHON 5903                   8   9  1    34       THE SERPENTS (629)
 COBRA 5842                    7  13  0    34       THE SERPENTS (629)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-HELLFYRE 6247                 5   1  0    33       DOOMWOLVES (662)
 SALSA ELEMENTAL 6312          4   3  0    33       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 DETARTRATED 5497              6  13  0    32       PALINDROMES (599)
-FANG SKIN 6070                6   2  0    32       BAAL'S MINIONS (626)
-YELLOW SNOW CONE 6266         4   0  0    32       MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
-FRASIER 6224                  6   2  0    31       CHEERS (659)
 TIC-TAC 6252                  4   2  0    31       THE LAST RESORT (663)
-ALGRUM 6276                   3   2  0    31       DREADBLADE (664)
-CAPTAIN KIRK 5954             2   2  1    31       BORN TO MACK (639)
 WOODY 6185                    7   2  0    30       OBSCURE LEGENDS (654)
 DEATH 4957                    4   2  0    30       DEAD GAWDS (543)
-SWAMP BOGG HAMMER 6306        4   1  0    30       ALL SWAMP HAMMERZ (594)
 BLADE 6168                    3   3  0    30       IRON LEGION (652)
-BONEBREAKER 6296              4   1  0    29       DREADBLADE (664)
-RICO SUAVE 5951               4   0  0    29       BORN TO MACK (639)
-RIPPER 6273                   4   3  0    29       DREADBLADE (664)
 JAY MONROE 6175               4   3  1    28       JGW PERISHABLE (653)
 KILLER 4999                   4   8  0    28       CODE RED (547)
 QUANTUM 6183                  4   5  0    28       OBSCURE LEGENDS (654)
 CRESCENT 6167                 4   2  0    28       IRON LEGION (652)
-MIRAGE 5912                   4   2  0    28       DARK PINNACLE (598)
 EMPEROR 6180                  3   3  0    28       RONIN (651)
 THE LION KING 6360            3   0  0    28       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
-BOGBANE 5500                  5  11  1    27       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 DAVID 6199                    5   2  0    27       TIMELY HEROES (656)
 MISS GULCH 5984               4   9  0    27       LAND OF OZ (217)
 DESCENT TO DUNWICH 6209       3   6  0    27       ABYSMAL RITES (215)
 BEAR AWARE 6004               7   5  0    26       THE BEAR'S PAW (150)
-OBLIVION 6244                 5   2  0    26       DOOMWOLVES (662)
 ABANDON HOPE 6289             4   3  1    26       SALEM'S LOT (605)
-TOO $HORT 5953                2   2  0    26       BORN TO MACK (639)
-LADY PERI 5599                5   4  0    25       DESOLATE ONES (524)
 MALT 6238                     4   5  2    25       STRANGE BREW (661)
-NORM 6227                     4   4  0    25       CHEERS (659)
 SCIMITAR 6169                 3   4  0    25       IRON LEGION (652)
 ITHYIC THING 6292             3   4  0    25       ABYSMAL RITES (215)
 DAHAK 4961                    3   3  0    25       DEAD GAWDS (543)
 NAPOLEON BONAPARTE 6201       4   3  0    24       TIMELY HEROES (656)
-MICHELE CLOUGH 5989           3   2  1    24       KNIGHTS TEMPLAR (568)
 JOAN OF ARC 6198              3   4  0    24       TIMELY HEROES (656)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 VLADIMIR 6250                 4   2  0    23       THE LAST RESORT (663)
 IRWIN ROMMEL 6200             3   4  0    23       TIMELY HEROES (656)
-DAYS-R-#'ERD 6304             3   3  0    23       RAT SALAD (577)
 JAHWA 6332                    1   3  0    23       LOST SOULS (618)
-CARLA 6225                    4   4  0    21       CHEERS (659)
-SWAMP MUDD HAMMER 6299        2   2  1    21       ALL SWAMP HAMMERZ (594)
-ELECTRA 6375                  1   0  0    21       DRAGOON SQUAD (672)
-PUDDY 6295                    5   1  0    20       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 VOLLER 6309                   4   2  0    20       MALICE KEEPERS (666)
 DAVID WEST 6381               2   1  0    20       JGW PERISHABLE (653)
-THE CREEPSTER 6328            4   0  0    19       I HATE THEM (597)
 MAN HUNTER 5000               3   9  0    19       CODE RED (547)
 CINDI BEAR 6399               2   0  1    19       THE BEAR'S PAW (150)
 EBOLA - (R) 6391              2   0  0    19       DOK SIK KILLAS (595)
 GREEN KNIGHT 6069             0   9  0    19       WARHAMMERS (75)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LOST SOUL 6291                2   5  1    18       ABYSMAL RITES (215)
-XXL 6178                      2   4  0    18       INDIFFERENCE (611)
 HADES 4959                    4   2  0    17       DEAD GAWDS (543)
 FLAMBO 6311                   1   5  0    17       MALICE KEEPERS (666)
 H.I.V. 6389                   1   1  0    17       DOK SIK KILLAS (595)
 SCUM FIGHTS 6325              4   2  0    16       THINGS I DROOL IN (614)
 BARLEY 6377                   2   1  2    16       STRANGE BREW (661)
 LETHAL 4998                   2  10  0    16       CODE RED (547)
 JUDGE 4997                    2  10  0    16       CODE RED (547)
 LAGER 6394                    2   0  0    16       STRANGE BREW (661)
-YU HATE ME? 6395              1   0  0    16       RAT SALAD (577)
-SLAP MISTRESS 6179            4   2  0    15       DESOLATE ONES (524)
-WOODY 6223                    3   5  1    15       CHEERS (659)
-PAIN KILLER 6257              2   1  0    15       DARK PINNACLE (598)
-JEKKI ZAI 6275                2   3  1    14       DREADBLADE (664)
 JEDBULL 6308                  2   4  0    14       MALICE KEEPERS (666)
-THRUSHER 6322                 2   2  0    14       DESOLATE ONES (524)
 NESSMAN 6352                  1   3  0    14       SECOND BANANAS (573)
-SWAMP FOXX HAMMER 6297        0   4  0    14       ALL SWAMP HAMMERZ (594)
 BADGER 6184                   2   7  0    13       OBSCURE LEGENDS (654)
 STU JAMISON 6248              3   3  0    12       THE LAST RESORT (663)
 GRIM JACK 6301                2   5  1    12       OBSCURE LEGENDS (654)
 CRAVEN KNIGHT 6396            1   1  0    12       SALEM'S LOT (605)
 CRUEL TUTOR 6417              1   0  0    11       SALEM'S LOT (605)
-PARIAH 6364                   1   0  0    11       FORCE OF WILL (670)
-JIM BOB 6249                  2   3  0    10       THE LAST RESORT (663)
 WILLIE THE JANITOR 6251       2   4  0    10       THE LAST RESORT (663)
-OPUS X 6355                   1   2  0     9       INDIFFERENCE (611)
 GEORGE WASHINGTON 6197        1   6  0     9       TIMELY HEROES (656)
-PIERRE ST. OMER 6379          1   1  0     9       KNIGHTS TEMPLAR (568)
 SMOKEY BEAR 6354              2   2  0     8       THE BEAR'S PAW (150)
-DOOM SLINGER 6335             2   1  0     8       BAAL'S MINIONS (626)
-STIFFLER 5952                 2   2  0     8       BORN TO MACK (639)
-KORTALIA 6365                 1   0  0     8       FORCE OF WILL (670)
 CLARYON 6307                  1   5  0     8       MALICE KEEPERS (666)
 ARAWN 6415                    1   0  0     8       DEAD GAWDS (543)
 ASHES OF XX 6359              2   1  0     7       EMPIRE RISING (633)
 SWAMP BEAR 6382               1   2  1     7       THE BEAR'S PAW (150)
-WILT CHAMBERLAIN 5950         1   3  0     6       BORN TO MACK (639)
 YAMA 6384                     1   0  0     6       DEAD GAWDS (543)
 PATRICK 6374                  1   1  0     5       DRAGOON SQUAD (672)
 YELLOW FEVER 6390             1   1  0     5       DOK SIK KILLAS (595)
-GAND THE RED 6191             1   2  0     5       TOUCHED (655)
-NYAN'TI 6366                  1   0  0     5       FORCE OF WILL (670)
 OMAR 6373                     0   2  0     2       DRAGOON SQUAD (672)
 MAYNARD 6372                  0   2  0     2       DRAGOON SQUAD (672)
-SORIS 6188                    0   1  0     1       TOUCHED (655)
-BOG BOBH 6378                 0   1  0     1       GAELIC STORM (647)
-THOMAS BERARD 6387            0   1  0     1       KNIGHTS TEMPLAR (568)
-ORESTES 6376                  0   1  0     1       DRAGOON SQUAD (672)
-GAUNTLYN 6363                 0   1  0     1       FORCE OF WILL (670)
 BANNER 6400                   0   1  0     1       MALICE KEEPERS (666)
-MIN THE BUTCHER 6192          0   1  0     1       TOUCHED (655)
-ZILTROM 6190                  0   1  0     1       TOUCHED (655)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
BEAR HUG 6316          2  3 0 THE BEAR'S PAW 150    ASYLUM 6186           250 REVENGED
WURM KIN 27            0  1 0 DARK ARENA 0          ORC PLAGUE 5501       252 NONE    
NERGAL 4962            0  5 0 DEAD GAWDS 543        SWAMP BEAR 6382       251 JUST REV
ANUBIS 4979            0  1 0 DEAD GAWDS 543        MICHELE CLOUGH 5989   250         
WRETCH 5885            4  4 2 EMPIRE RISING 633     MURDEROUS MARK 18     252 NONE    

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
IRISH WOLF HOUND 6262  1  3 1 GAELIC STORM 647      JAY MONROE 6175       252         
SALTY DOG 6263         1  5 0 GAELIC STORM 647      LOST SOUL 6291        251         
PUNCHLINE 6333         1  1 0 INDIFFERENCE 611      PILSNER 6241          248 REVENGED
RAY MONROE 6173        3  3 0 JGW PERISHABLE 653    CAPTAIN KIRK 5954     251         
JOHNATHAN THOMPS 6214  1  3 0 JGW PERISHABLE 653    SMOKESCREEN 5944      249         
ROGER L'BEAU 5828      6  8 0 KNIGHTS TEMPLAR 568   MALT 6238             250         
GALIUS 5865            1  8 0 KNIGHTS TEMPLAR 568   COURT JESTER 5883     248 NOT REVE
ANTOINE L'JOI 5988     1  3 0 KNIGHTS TEMPLAR 568   COURT JESTER 5883     249         
BADOIN 6345            1  2 0 KNIGHTS TEMPLAR 568   WRETCH 5885           251         
JAQUE D'BRIENNE 6353   0  1 0 KNIGHTS TEMPLAR 568   BARLEY 6377           250         
KING OF BEASTS 5880    8  6 0 LAND OF OZ 217        SLUGBAIT 6329         250         
HALLION 6331           1  3 0 LOST SOULS 618        BARLEY 6377           252         
GROO 6182              4  5 0 OBSCURE LEGENDS 654   ABANDON HOPE 6289     252         
SAMGLANT 6305          2  2 0 OF WOLF AND MAN 603   SISTER SAM 6300       249 REVENGED
SISTER SAM 6300        4  2 1 OLD HABITS 566        BLACKENED 5531        251         
VALKYRIE 6368          0  1 0 PANDORA'S BOX 671     ARENAMASTER OKEL 23   252 NONE    
BLEEDER 6334           1  3 0 RAT SALAD 577         IRISH WOLF HOUND 6262 250 REVENGED
DRAMA QUEEN 5494      17 14 0 ROYAL FLUSH 48        KILL*SWITCH 5809      252         
ICHORID 5584          12 11 1 SALEM'S LOT 605       MY SLEEP 5657         249         
PILSNER 6241           3  4 1 STRANGE BREW 661      KILLING JOKE 5611     250         
BAWTHRIK 6189          0  1 0 TOUCHED 655           GRIM JACK 6301        249         
NIGHTCRAWLER 6237      7  5 1 X-MEN II 660          MALICIOUS 6245        248 NOT REVE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Opai -- It seems like you are doing very well with your avoids also. -- Father
O'Malley

Humbug -- You probably would have done much better if you weren't trying to stick me
with that thing (shudder). -- Sister Mary Sarah

Manager -- One would think that DC'ing would be an easy win.  Maybe it is just the
sisters have no heart when I force them into a DC. -- Father O'Malley

Oz -- It is so easy to feel good about one's success when surrounded by talented
managers and good friends. -- Father O'Malley

Baphomet -- Don't worry about the scoring, you just keep up with what reality throws
at ya.  Your track record for the last Turf War speaks to your fine abilities.  I do
miss the little diplos in my results, brought back memories of Duelmaster days gone
by (sniffle). -- Father O'Malley

Mad Max -- It sure is nice to see you showing up for back to back events.  Soultaker
owes me money now, thanks.  You know I never believed him when he said that Dark
One's leash would snatch you back. -- Father O'Malley

Mannequin -- Your gentle side is starting to show.  My services are not being called
upon near as much. -- Father O'Malley

Court Jester -- I want to thank you and add a little praise.  You have kept me quite
busy reading over the dead. -- Father O'Malley

SS Guard -- I must have gotten my feet tangled in my robes the first time.  Thanks
for the chance to try again. -- Sister Sam

Roisin Dubh -- I am seeing so much of you one might think you wanted to convert and
join our congregation. -- Father O'Malley

Roisin Dubh -- Now that meeting was good for the old heart.  Don't you feel better
now that you fell to your knees and seen the light?  The path has been laid before
you may you continue to stay on the road to enlightenment. -- Sister Sledge

Fade to Black -- Well fought.  The Father felt I was better served by taking one of
your stable out of the hunt. -- Sister Mary SueEllen

Flesh Hunter -- How dare you challenge the truth and righteous.  I am just happy that
I was able to show you mercy.  From upon your knees you might want to make a
lifestyle change. -- Sister Mercy

Kon -- I forgot to mention in last turn 's NL...while Blackstorm has decided to leave
the DE...neither can he claim a for a different alliance, but your alliance may not
fill in his slot either...you end with what you started with.... -- Baphomet

Opai -- Sigh, congratulations again.  This is getting monotonous!  But I offer you
your due. -- Oz The All Frustrated

Return Of The SCOMMS -- Was that US?  Did we drop so low?  Were we the anchor in the
eyes of Turf?  Were we the cannon fodder of all Double XX?  This is not a very
enviable resultant.  A salute to those who beat us--and that amount was nearing
infinite.  Shucks. -- Oz The All Despondent
P.S.  I tried my best to help both of you--Crip and Father--grin.

Devout Christian -- Thank you for being there.  Oz told me you were the only one who
contributed to his cause.  I wonder what he means? -- BOQ

Hammer -- Nice challenge, nice win.  Why didn't you make the kill?  After all, I need
the recruit (rollup) to go along with the other two. -- Oz The All Helpful

All -- Which reminds me, please accept my apologies for only sending three warriors
into the arena this round.  Two will likely debut at the hoped-to-be summer
tournament. -- Oz The All Hopeful

Drama Queen -- You are way too much woman for me. -- Humbug
P.S.  LP and retirement is wonderful!  No bah!

Sister Mary Sarah -- Did Father send you after me on purpose?  Next time I will stick
this wand up your xxxx and then go to confession! -- Magic Wand

Wretch -- A salute to you and your commitment and endurance!  Hip, hip! -- Oz The All
Praising

Buddy Lee -- You are too kind.  Thank you. -- Oz The All Thankful

Michael Eldritch -- Welcome!  Other of our Consortium cronies have spoken of you as a
fine newcomer.  May your stay in SCOMMS Swamp (probably soon to be again instead of
that silly Double XX and a tad better than the traditional North Fork) be long,
pleasant, and successful. -- Oz The All Welcoming

Medee -- Why you hussy!  Die in the Dark Arena?  Drama Queen needed me more.  Tell
that manager of yours that he is losing his touch.  (He IS trying to manage you, is
he not?) -- Humbug

Hammer of Iron Legion -- Gee whiz, Pal!  You are 0-4 which is not good.  You come
after (e.g. challenge) me, a fine, fine (In her own eyes.) warrior with 11 known
fights--hence probably much more experienced.  AND/BUT you have a TV challenge??!!
How come you are no good in the arena?  (At least before fighting me you were no
good, but after fighting me and edging me out I have to say you are a wonderful
warrior--don't you think.)  Do you think there is something missing here? -- Miss
Gulch (jabbering on in that way that only some women can....)

I Hate Them and Slugbait the COWARDLY warrior -- So you kill my King Of Beasts and

then you lay out to avoid the bloodfeud?  What a whimp!  What a tiddly-wink!  What a
bunch of pansies your whole team is!  May the Gods Of Feces rain down on you in
disgust! -- Oz The All Perturbed

All -- As I sat on my throne of bones overlooking a river of blood this arena has
gone through some changes.  True change is alright, but what was will be, what is
will be no more.  Run with the demons or get consumed by the flames. -- Suicide

Norm -- You came off too strong, but in the end you got the point. -- Killer

Cobra -- Just think if my sword was a tad bit sharper. -- Deadly

Frasier -- What can I say. -- Lethal

Buddy Lee -- Nothing lasts forever...except of course Fire & Brimstone. -- Suicide

All -- So you know I am very patient.  I choose my targets carefully.  Walk a fine
line cause when you see the smoke, it's lights out. -- Suicide

Humbug -- Don't you specialize in taking out Mega-manager Scum? -- Drama Queen

Crystal -- That bat won't help you against a little in tight high heat. -- Bullpen
Ace

Suculant -- We are always happy to see you across the way. -- Jack & Jill

Hanta -- Guess my favourite learn? -- Ten Is Raquet

Little Big Man -- Sure, spot me that experience edge and we will see what happens. --
Bullpen Ace

XXL -- Seems it's better to be XXS. -- The Lion King

Orc Plague -- Congrats.  We are glad to see you go early.  Well deserved. -- Royal
Flush

Humbug -- I certainly will not put you in that category!  You did a great job with
that challenge!  However, I bet Father O'Malley won't forget to send his graduates to
the Dark Arena and cost his team 10 points. -- Manager
P.S.  Since you asked, we're really not interested in your loser numbers and faves!

Buddy Lee -- Thanks!  Way to keep the throne out of SCOMSS hands! -- Manager

Hammer -- Congratulations!  That's a fine Aimer! -- Manager

Oz -- Well thank you.  I'm doing my best to get out of here. -- OPAI

Wretch -- Well, being the DM puts most of my playmates under me.  What can I say. --
OPAI

Adder -- Sneaky!  I thought you were gonna be fast!  My teammate sets up like you,
only she attacks more often. -- Crystal
P.S.  USE BIG WEAPONS!

Maynard -- Take one of these and call me in the morning. -- Pain Killer

Hammer -- Congrats on the aimer.  I'm just finding out the hardship of the style.
Been getting a lot of help with the style, hopefully I'll get one to AD too one of
these days. -- Liam the Goth

Suicide -- Good to see you back, knock out the trolls.  Left the Company after TW4
ended, but still friendly with them.  Hope you stay, buddy. -- Liam

Master Darque -- Congrats on ORC PLAGUE. -- Liam

Bafflement -- As usual, you make a fool of yourself.  Nowhere in the rules does it
state that a team must remain on an alliance's roster once they are declared--it does
say that there is no switching alliances, however Blackstorm is not switching
alliances; he's just no longer a member of ours.  Period.  But since you brought up
declarations, I challenge you to show me where Seraphim and/or Iron Legion declared
for the Iron Council Alliance, because I have been unable to find it! -- D.K. Kon
P.S.  You don't need to put a slash between my name--in old Norse, Kon means "king,"
so yes, I am Kon Heathen Hatebred.
P.P.S.  How does it feel to have me up 6-0-4 on you in five turns?

Oz -- I was very surprised and impressed by your down-challenge.  Even for the most
honorable, they are an occasional necessity, so don't let anyone give you too much
grief.  You have set the standard for honor very high and meet that standard every
time. -- Raven

Manager -- Since we know who the 2nd worst down-challenger (in terms of success) in
the game is in Father O'Malley, who would you rank as the worst?  That is an
ignominious distinction, to be sure. -- Raven

Father O'Malley -- Was that your TC?  DOH!  Sorry to hear that, but at least there
are no multipliers to punish you further. -- Raven

Well, halfway through the contest, the next best team has half the points of the
SCOMSS.  In fact, so far through the contest, the SCOMSS has 199 points and the
entire rest of the arena combined has 217 points.  Another laugher in the absence of
the X-Syndicate.  Ah, the glory days.... -- Raven

I Hate Them -- Me too. -- Raven

Fidelio -- You call yourself a scum?  Pathetic simply pathetic.  Look me up any time
you want another shot at my short baldness. -- Soultaker(tw)

Ithyic Thing -- Thank god I finally won.  Granted I suck but I am just so happy that
I won.  Winning isn't something that I know too much about.  I mean, I am a member of
the FONZ of course. -- Anti(tw)

Oz -- I would normally apologize for Slugbait's(tw) killing of your warrior but even
that I can not do.  For a true 3 FE warrior to kill a 20+ FE warrior just shows that
that warrior should not have been in existence.  Seriously, that is just sad. -- Mad
Max

Oz -- Please ignore my insane manager's rantings.  I know that I got incredibly lucky
in that fight.  Please accept my deepest grovelings and sniveling.  It is what I do
best. -- Slugbait(tw)

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ORC PLAGUE butchered WURM KIN in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
WRETCH was barely slain by MURDEROUS MARK in a 2 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
VALKYRIE was murdered by ARENAMASTER OKEL in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
ZOMBIE ASSASSIN was devastated by MY SLEEP in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud fight.
DEATH demolished SWAMP BEAR in a 1 minute mismatched Bloodfeud competition.
BARBARINO slimly lost to MADAME BUTTERFLY in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
JETHRO narrowly defeated LONELY SON in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge brawl.
MORWHEN defeated OPAI in a 1 minute expert's Challenge Title melee.
SAMURAI was viciously subdued by PARTY TRAP in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
TEMPUS vanquished JACK & JILL in a popular 1 minute brutal one-sided Challenge duel.
HANTA was overcome by MAGIC WAND in a 2 minute veteran's Challenge bout.
CYANIDE demolished SOULTAKER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
TEN IS RAQUET handily defeated BLACK LOTUS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
COURT JESTER was savagely defeated by SISTER SLEDGE in a 4 minute Challenge brawl.
ASP was overcome by CRYSTAL in a action packed 2 minute Challenge fight.
FIDELIO was savagely defeated by NILES in a action packed 1 minute Challenge struggle.
ADDER beat DETARTRATED in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge brawl.
SMOKESCREEN devastated SISTER MARY SUEELLEN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
DEADLY luckily beat MOMBA in a exciting 5 minute gory Challenge bout.
LURKING FEAR handily defeated RACECAR in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
BEAR AWARE was overpowered by SHOGUN in a 4 minute uneven Challenge fight.
COBRA was demolished by CHRIS PERRY in a action packed 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
ANTI bested KILLER in a exciting 1 minute Challenge bout.
WOODY defeated SCIMITAR in a action packed 3 minute Challenge fight.
ROIS ANIN overpowered DAVID WEST in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
GREEN KNIGHT was overpowered by DESCENT TO DUNWICH in a 1 minute Challenge bout.
ABANDON HOPE dispatched GROO in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
QUANTUM won victory over LOST SOUL in a 2 minute Challenge fray.
SALSA ELEMENTAL overpowered MISS GULCH in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
TIC-TAC handily defeated BADGER in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
MAN HUNTER was savagely defeated by BLADE in a 1 minute gruesome Challenge duel.
HADES luckily beat NESSMAN in a exciting 6 minute gory Challenge match.
DAHAK overpowered ASHES OF XX in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
VLADIMIR beat JEDBULL in a 2 minute Challenge fray.
ITHYIC THING demolished WILLIE THE JANITOR in a 1 minute uneven Challenge contest.
CINDI BEAR savagely defeated PATRICK in a 2 minute brutal amateur's Challenge match.
H.I.V. handily defeated GRIM JACK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
YELLOW FEVER was demolished by THE LION KING in a 2 minute Challenge conflict.
HALLION was slaughtered by BARLEY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
SISTER MARY SARAH unbelievably bested RAZOR in a exciting 3 minute master's bout.
KILL*SWITCH viciously butchered DRAMA QUEEN in a exciting 4 minute veteran's match.
BOQ lost to RED DEVIL in a crowd pleasing 3 minute veteran's struggle.
MEDEE won victory over SISTER MERCY in a crowd pleasing 3 minute veteran's conflict.
SUCULANT was outlasted by PRINCE IGOR in a unpopular 20 minute expert's competition.
BOB'S COMIC COLLECTN narrowly defeated BULLPEN ACE in a popular 5 minute brutal match.
PIZZA PIE PARTY savagely defeated AVATAR OF WOE in a popular 4 minute gory duel.
PYTHON was unbelievably bested by HIGH TEST in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bout.
BEXAR was luckily beaten by MY PILLOW in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal match.
THE RON demolished MALT in a popular 1 minute bloody one-sided battle.
TNT was bested by ANKH in a exciting 1 minute conflict.
HAMMER bested JOAN OF ARC in a 2 minute battle.
IN THE GRIP OF ERYX savagely defeated VOLLER in a popular 1 minute bloody brawl.
CRESCENT was subdued by EMPEROR in a 1 minute battle.
TURF WAR TUFFIE devastated CLARYON in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
NAPOLEON BONAPARTE defeated HAMMER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory duel.
IRWIN ROMMEL overpowered OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
DAVID viciously subdued HAMMER in a 2 minute brutal bout.
STU JAMISON was outlasted by SCUM FIGHTS in a 10 minute duel.
GEORGE WASHINGTON was demolished by FLAMBO in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
IRISH WOLF HOUND was put to death by JAY MONROE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
LETHAL was overpowered by JAHWA in a 1 minute brutal mismatched bout.
JUDGE was viciously subdued by EBOLA - (R) in a 1 minute duel.
SMOKEY BEAR was savagely defeated by LAGER in a exciting 3 minute beginner's melee.
MAYNARD was demolished by CRUEL TUTOR in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
OMAR was defeated by YAMA in a action packed 4 minute novice's contest.
CRAVEN KNIGHT devastated BANNER in a 3 minute brutal one-sided bout.
ARAWN beat MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute novice's fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  26         TOTAL PARRY      168 - 101 -  4      62  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     22         WALL OF STEEL    102 -  83 -  5      55  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  19         STRIKING ATTACK  133 - 135 - 12      50  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   18         AIMED BLOW        44 -  50 -  3      47  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 14         PARRY-LUNGE       38 -  44 -  1      46  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      9         SLASHING ATTACK   50 -  63 -  3      44  |
|AIMED BLOW                       7         LUNGING ATTACK   131 - 166 -  9      44  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     5         PARRY-RIPOSTE     19 -  28 -  1      40  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  5         PARRY-STRIKE      26 -  40 -  2      39  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         BASHING ATTACK    83 - 134 -  6      38  |

Turn 252 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         5 -  2     PARRY-LUNGE        4 -  5         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  2     SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  3         2  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY       13 -  9     BASHING ATTACK     7 - 12         2  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK    15 - 11     STRIKING ATTACK    5 -  9         2  AIMED BLOW     
WALL OF STEEL     10 -  8                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1                                       1  PARRY-STRIKE   

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   MORWHEN 5686               15   6  2  128 LOST SOULS (618)
TOTAL PARRY      SISTER MARY SARAH 5137     25   6  0  156 OLD HABITS (566)
PARRY-LUNGE      SISTER SLEDGE 5341         17   4  1  128 OLD HABITS (566)
STRIKING ATTACK  KILL*SWITCH 5809           10   4  2  125 DARQUE FORCES (396)
AIMED BLOW       RED DEVIL 5732             10   6  0  109 LOST SOULS (618)
PARRY-STRIKE     MY SLEEP 5657              12   8  1  103 THINGS I DROOL IN (614)
WALL OF STEEL    MAGIC WAND 5771            16   8  0   97 LAND OF OZ (217)
BASHING ATTACK   PARTY TRAP 5496            11   7  1   91 PALINDROMES (599)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    SHOGUN 6082                 7   3  0   56 RONIN (651)
SLASHING ATTACK  ROIS ANIN 6068              5   3  1   40 WARHAMMERS (75)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is TEN IS RAQUET 5815.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was BULLPEN ACE 5907.  The ten other most popular fighters were KILL*SWITCH 
5809, SISTER MERCY 5526, NESSMAN 6352, RAZOR 5689, SISTER SLEDGE 5341, MOMBA 5945, 
PYTHON 5903, RED DEVIL 5732, SCIMITAR 6169, and PIZZA PIE PARTY 5659.

The least popular fighter this week was PRINCE IGOR 5640.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were SUCULANT 3589, SCUM FIGHTS 6325, BANNER 6400, YAMA 6384, JUDGE 
4997, LETHAL 4998, GEORGE WASHINGTON 6197, CLARYON 6307, MALT 6238, and BOQ 5873.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

MORWHEN (47-5686) LOST SOULS (618)
OPAI (47-5735) DARK PINNACLE (598)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

ORC PLAGUE (47-5501) DARQUE FORCES (396)

                           SUMMER FACE-TO-FACE IN ATLANTA!

Our next summer FTF will be held in Atlanta, Georgia, July 27-29, 2007.  It will be 
held at the Sheraton Buckhead Hotel in Atlanta, on 3405 Lenox Road NE (404-261-9250). 
Room rates are $95.00 per night, 1-4 occupancy.  There is a free shuttle from the 
MARTA station two blocks away and free parking, high speed internet (for extra charge), 
fitness center, jacuzzi, and pool.  The rooms are blocked--ask for the Reality 
Simulations room block.  Look for transportation info in the tournament information 
sheet.  We hope you're all looking forward to it and that we will see you there!