DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 10/30/2007 Duedate: 11/26/2007
DOUBLE-X ARENA
DM-47 TURN-256
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
SISTER MARY SUEELLEN
OLD HABITS (566)
(47-5671) [13-10-2,125]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
SISTER MARY SUEELLEN CONDOR
OLD HABITS (566) RAPTOR (674)
(47-5671) [13-10-2,125] (47-6413) [1-1-0,15]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
PYTHON PYTHON
THE SERPENTS (629) THE SERPENTS (629)
(47-5903) [9-12-1,53] (47-5903) [9-12-1,53]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
THINGS I DROOL IN (614)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. OLD HABITS (566) 52
2. SECOND BANANAS (573) 39 OLD HABITS (566)
3. THE OPERA (613) 36 Unchartered Team
4. GLADIUS (680) 29
5. BIMBO BRIGADE 7 (679) 29 BIMBO BRIGADE 7 (679)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 2 OLD HABITS (566) 97 56 8 63.4 1/ 1 THINGS I DROOL IN (614) 11 4 0
2/ 1 THINGS I DROOL IN (614) 76 44 5 63.3 2/ 3 SECOND BANANAS (573) 10 5 0
3/ 4 THE OPERA (613) 76 48 3 61.3 3/ 6 THE SERPENTS (629) 9 6 0
4- 3 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416) 310 197 24 61.1 4/14 ROYAL FLUSH (48) 8 3 0
5/ 5 LAND OF OZ (217) 523 344 16 60.3 5/ 2 OLD HABITS (566) 8 6 1
6/ 0*BIMBO BRIGADE 7 (679) 3 2 0 60.0 6/10 ALL SWAMP HAMMERZ (594) 8 7 0
7/ 6 SECOND BANANAS (573) 124 87 11 58.8 7/11 THE OPERA (613) 8 7 0
8/ 7 LOST SOULS (618) 60 43 7 58.3 8/ 5 LAND OF OZ (217) 7 4 1
9/ 8 ROYAL FLUSH (48) 662 534 34 55.4 9/ 8 OF WOLF AND MAN (603) 7 6 1
10- 9 CHEERS (659) 30 25 1 54.5 10- 4 DARQUE FORCES (396) 6 1 0
11-11 DARQUE FORCES (396) 142 125 12 53.2 11/19 THE BEAR'S PAW (150) 6 6 2
12/12 ALL SWAMP HAMMERZ (594) 86 77 7 52.8 12/ 9 WARHAMMERS (75) 6 7 0
13/13 THE BEAR'S PAW (150) 380 356 37 51.6 13/28 LOST SOULS (618) 5 4 0
14-15 FEATHERS FLYIN' (585) 57 54 9 51.4 14/15 STRANGE BREW (661) 5 7 0
15/18 OF WOLF AND MAN (603) 53 53 3 50.0 15-17 DOK SIK KILLAS (595) 4 3 0
16-19*IRON LEGION (652) 19 19 1 50.0 16/29*RAPTOR (674) 4 5 0
17-22 EMPIRE RISING (633) 26 27 6 49.1 17-12 CHEERS (659) 4 6 0
18/23 STRANGE BREW (661) 27 32 5 45.8 18/18 PALINDROMES (599) 4 8 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19/31*RAPTOR (674) 4 5 0 44.4 19/ 0*BIMBO BRIGADE 7 (679) 3 2 0
20/26 WARHAMMERS (75) 254 327 14 43.7 20- 7*IRON LEGION (652) 3 2 0
21/24 PALINDROMES (599) 45 58 4 43.7 21-13*MALICE KEEPERS (666) 3 2 0
22/25 JGW PERISHABLE (653) 20 26 1 43.5 22/16 JGW PERISHABLE (653) 3 6 0
23/27 THE SERPENTS (629) 52 68 3 43.3 23-22 ABYSMAL RITES (215) 3 7 0
24-28 DOK SIK KILLAS (595) 50 70 3 41.7 24-20 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416) 2 1 0
25-30*MALICE KEEPERS (666) 16 24 0 40.0 25/ 0*GLADIUS (680) 2 3 0
26/ 0*GLADIUS (680) 2 3 0 40.0 26-21 CODE RED (547) 2 3 0
27-32*HELLENIC HEROES (673) 2 3 0 40.0 27-30*HELLENIC HEROES (673) 2 3 0
28-34 ABYSMAL RITES (215) 31 49 2 38.8 28-34 FEATHERS FLYIN' (585) 1 3 0
29-35 GAELIC STORM (647) 56 89 4 38.6 29-31 EMPIRE RISING (633) 1 3 0
30/33 TIMELY HEROES (656) 19 34 1 35.8 30-32*DRAGOON SQUAD (672) 1 5 0
31-36 CODE RED (547) 23 47 0 32.9 31/27 TIMELY HEROES (656) 1 12 1
32-37*DRAGOON SQUAD (672) 4 13 0 23.5 32-36 GAELIC STORM (647) 0 3 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
Turf War V
Scores and Crap
Well, just in case ya'll think I fell off the map...I ain't. I'm gonna be back next
turn, and I'm about to kick some major backside (or else get mine kicked majorly for
opening my fat mouth). Anyway...once again, thanks to Tripwire for compiling the
<cut off by HAL>
As per the totals in the Forums...here is what Trip came up with...and I'm reporting
in the newsletter so that those of ya'll who don't have net access can get an idea of
what is going on.
TOTALS AFTER TURN 9
RETURN OF THE SCOMMS +366
3D +156
IRON COUNCIL +153
DESOLATE EMPIRE +48
ROOKIE CONFEDERATION +13
SWAMP SYNDICATE -51
Turn 9 Scores:
RETURN OF THE SCOMSS, Oz (Cpt) -- TOTAL: +48
Oz, Land of Oz: Total: (+4 NL), +3 Fights = +7
Magic Wand, -1 Rand Ft = -1
BOQ, +2 Ch Ft = +2
Miss Gulch, -2 Ch Ft = -2
Winkie, +2 Ch Ft = +2
Nikko, +2 Ch Ft = +2
Mannequin, Second Bananas: (+2 Top PL), +2 Fights = +4
Jethro (Champ), -1 Rand Ft, (x2 Champ) = -2
Puddy, +2 Ch Ft = +2
Barbarino, -2 Ch Ft = -2
Niles, +2 Ch Ft = +2
Nessman, +2 Ch Ft = +2
Crip, Royal Flush: (+2 NL), +7 Fights = +9
The Lion King (Champ), +2 Ch Ft, (x2 Champ) = +4
Jack & Jill, +2 Ch Ft = +2
African Queen, -2 Ch Ft = -2
Bullpen Ace, +2 Ch Ft = +2
Ten Lords Aleapin, +1 Rand Ft = +1
Snuln, Things I Drool In: Total: (+2 NL), (+6 Top WS, PS, TP), +4 Fights = +12
Scum Fights, (Champ), +1 Rand Ft, (x2 Champ) = +2
My Pillow, -2 Ch Ft = -2
Bobs Comic Collection, +1 Rand Ft = +1
My Sleep, +2 Ch Ft = +2
Pizza Pie Party, +1 Rand Ft = +1
Slugbait, Mystic Orc Feast, Total: +5 Fights = +5
Mice Cream, (Champ), +2 Ch Ft, (x2 Champ) = +4
Queen of Tarts, +2 Ch Ft = +2
Cup of Toe, -1 Rand Ft = -1
Soultaker, Old Habits: Total: (+2 Top ST, LU), (+2 NL), +7 Fights = +11
Sister Maryjane, (Champ), +2 Ch Ft, (x2 Champ) = +4
Sister Mary Sueellen, +1 Rand Ft = +1
Sister Mercy, +2 Ch Ft = +2
Sister Mary Sarah, -2 Ch Ft = -2
Sister Sledge, +2 Ch Ft = +2
THE IRON COUNCIL, Tripwire (Cpt), TOTAL: +7
Tripwire, Of Wolf and Man, Total: (+4 Top SL, PR) +2 Fights = +6
Blackened, +1 Rand Ft = +1
DA = 0
Asylum, +1 Rand Ft = +1
Justice For All, -2 Ch Ft = -2
Redemption, +2 Ch Ft = +2
Jekyll, Indifference, Total: 0
Killing Joke, 0
Last Call, 0
Opus X, 0
XXL, 0
Otis the Drunk, Cheers, +0 Fights, Total: 0
Norm, -2 Ch Ft = -2
Frasier, +1 Rand Ft = +1
Woody, -2 Ch Ft = -2
Cliff, +2 Ch Ft = +2
Carla, +1 Rand Ft = +1
Hucklecat, The Last Resort, , Total: 0
Willie the Janitor, 0
Jim Bob, 0
Tic-Tac, 0
Stu Jamison, 0
Vladimir, 0
Seraphim, Iron Legion, +1 Fights = Total: +1
Crescent, -2 Ch Ft = -2
Blade,+2 Ch Ft = +2
Hammer, +2 Ch Ft = +2
Scimitar, -2 Ch Ft = -2
Tensile, +1 Rand Ft = +1
Hollowshade, Ronin, Total: 0 Fights = 0
Black Lotus, 0
Samurai, 0
Ankh, 0
Shogun, 0
Emperor, 0
SWAMP SYNDICATE, Baphomet (Cpt), Total: +3
Baphomet, Knights Templar, Total: 0
Pierre St. Omer, 0
Michele Clough, 0
Thomas Berard = 0
Hammer, All Swamp Hammerz, (+4 Top BA, AB), -6 Fights = -2
Swamp Foxx Hammer (Champ), -1 Rand Ft, (x2 Champ) = -2
Swamp Burp Hammer, -2 Ch Ft = -1
Swamp Call Hammer, -2 Rand Ft = -2
Swamp Bogg Hammer, +1 Rand Ft = +1
Swamp Mudd Hammer, -2 Ch Ft = -2
Manager, The Opera, (+2 NL), -3 Fights = -1
Medee (Champ), -2 Ch Ft, (x2 Champ) = -4
Prince Igor, +1 Rand Ft = +1
Madame Butterfly, +2 Ch Ft = +2
Fidelio, -1 Rand Ft = -1
Rinaldo, -1 Rand Ft = -1
Assurnasirbanipal, Palindromes, (+2 NL), +2 Fights = +4
Party Trap, -2 Ch Ft = -2
Racecar, +1 Rand Ft = +1
TNT, +1 Rand Ft = +1
Detartrated, +2 Ch Ft = +2
JGWellington, JGW Perishibles, +2 Fights = +2
Kelly Carpenter (Champ), +2 Ch Ft, (x2 Champ) = +4
Chris Perry, -1 Rand Ft = -1
Jay Monroe, -2 Ch Ft = -2
David West, +2 Rand Ft = +2
Tracy Williams, -1 Rand Ft = -1
CFH, Rat Salad, 0
Baby, (Champ), 0, (x2 Champ) = 0
Greedy, 0
Kensai, 0
Days-R-#erd, 0
Yu Hate Me? 0
Abraxis, Obscure Legends, 0 Fights = 0
Grim Jack (Champ), 0, (x2 Champ) = 0
Badger, 0
Woody, 0
Quantum, 0
Blackjack Mac, 0
3D, Kat (Cpt), Total: +1
Kat, The Bear's Paw, -1 Fights = -1
Bexar, -2 Ch Ft = -2
Bear Aware, -2 Ch Ft = -2
Smokey Bear, +2 Ch Ft = +2
Swamp Bear, +1 Rand Ft = +1
Master Darque, Darque Forces, (+2 NL), 0 Fights = +2
Bogbane, +2 Ch Ft = +2
Smokescreen, +1 Rand Ft = +1
Salsa Elemental, +2 Ch Ft = +2
Crunk, -5 DA Death = -5
Maximillian, Natural B. Killers 2, 0 Fights = 0
Devout Christian,
Little Big Man,
Sir Killalot,
SS Guard,
Angus, Doomwolves, Total: 0 Fights = 0 Fights = 0
Hellfyre, 0
Oblivion, 0
Generation, 0
Malicious, 0
Drake, Drakes Comics, Total: 0
Jugglenought (Champ),
Fe Male,
Blunder Woman,
The Rampaging Bulk,
Da Ting,
DESOLATE EMPIRE, Kon (Cpt) Total: -5
Kon, Empire Rising, Total: (+2 NL), -4 Fights = -4
Court Jester (Champ), -2 Ch Ft, (x2 Champ) = -4
Lonely Son, 0
Lady O'Night, -1 Rand Ft = -1
Turf War Tuffie, +2 Ch Ft = +2
Ashes of XX = -1 Rand Ft = -1
Dok Sik, Dok Sik Killas, -1 Fights = -1
Hanta, +2 Ch Ft = +2
Cyanide, -1 Rand Ft = -1
Yellow Fever, -2 Ch Ft = -2
Ebola - (R), = +2 Ch Ft = +2
H.I.V., = -2 Ch Ft = -2
Goat, Desolate Ones, Total: 0
Wyrd, 0
War Cry Hamm, 0
Lady Peri, 0
Slap Mistress, 0
Thrusher, 0
Wasby, Born to Mack, 0 Fights = 0
Captain Kirk, 0
Rico Suave, 0
Stiffler, 0
Wilt Chamberlin, 0
Too $hort, 0
Toker, Smoked Out, Total: 0
Chong,
Mr Nice Guy,
Cheech,
SGT Standanko,
T.H.C.,
ROOKIE CONFEDERATION, Master Beru (Cpt): Total: -18
Master Beru, Timely Heroes: -7 Fights = -7
Irwin Rommel, -2 Ch Ft = -2
Joan of Arc, -2 Ch Ft = -2
Napoleon Bonaparte, -1 Rand Ft = -1
David, -2 Ch Ft = -2
Wretch, Strange Brew: -1 Fights = -1
Malt, -2 Ch Ft = -2
High Test, +1 Rand Ft = +1
Lager, +1 Rand Ft = +1
Barley, 0
Molson, -1 Rand Ft = -1
Reaper, Abysmal Rites, (+2 NL), -12 Fights = -10
Lurking Fear, -2 Ch Ft = -2
Descent to Dunwich, -1 Rand Ft = -1
In the Grip of Eryx, -2 Ch Ft = -2
Ithyic Thing, -2 Ch Ft = -2
Lost Soul, -5 DA Death = -5
Vindictus, Dreadblade, Total: 0
Jekki Zai, 0
Bonebreaker, 0
Ripper, 0
Algrum, 0
Xoan, Vision of Xoan, Total: 0
Blade Weaver,
Glenda,
Tisra,
Ponga,
Mr Tremendous,
-- Baphomet (host invisible for the past few months.)
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---===FREE BLADES REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 9 ZUKAL (turn 579): INCISOR of FANGS (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 12 RIZTAB (turn 579): BACRADI LIMON of BLACKED OUT ON... (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
DM 15 MALCORN (turn 573): SOMNAMBULANT of DARK CREATION (Herbert Philip Lovecraft
West, mgr.)
DM 16 WILLAF (turn 575): GOLDEN DOME of GOLDEN GLADIATORS (Midas, mgr.)
DM 17 ALJAFIR (turn 574): ATTILA THE HUN of DEATH INCARNATE (The Dark One, mgr.)
DM 19 ZUWAYZA (turn 572): VENENOSO of JAGUAR WARRIORS (Noachian, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 286): SHARAPOVA of THE PENTARCHY (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
DM 29 LAPUR (turn 565): MORRIGAN of GODS OF WAR (Sovereign, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 284): KATANA of AVENGERS (Huckle Cat, mgr.)
DM 32 ARVAT (turn 561): ROLAND of RILL'S GCSC2 (Rillion, mgr.)
DM 33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 559): THE ANVIL of RAVAGING LORDS (?, mgr.)
DM 35 MURSKA (turn 550): BILDIS of CHILDREN OF LLYR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 43 VEASTIAN (turn 513): THOMAS FOWLER of MEDAL OF HONOR 27 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 261): RAGGEDY ANN of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 47 DOUBLE X (turn 255): SMOKESCREEN of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 242): HARRY MONSTER of OPEN SESAME (Crip, mgr.)
DM 56 ROCANIS (turn 440): MANDORALLEN of KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS (Jakari, mgr.)
DM 60 COLLUSION COVE (turn 427): ALAN JOHNSON of TPW FOREVER (TUM, mgr.)
DM 61 JURINE (turn 418): ROEKFORT SIMS of MIDDLE WAY 16 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 65 DAL SHANG (turn 405): KILLIAN TEN VIR of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 191): WANSTEAD of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 74 DAYLA KIV (turn 376): SAND CRAPPER of ARENA FELINES (Garfield, mgr.)
DM 75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 372): ZAGWE BANSHEE of HUE AND CRY (Noachian, mgr.)
DM 78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 361): DEELAR MARION of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 466): SMUG BUG of RHYME TYME (Emerald Orb, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 9 ZUKAL (turn 579): BLUE MOON (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 12 RIZTAB (turn 579): HIGH HINKS (Jondeaux, mgr.)
DM 15 MALCORN (turn 573): DR. SEUSS (The Sentinel, mgr.)
DM 16 WILLAF (turn 575): JLG (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
DM 17 ALJAFIR (turn 574): DEATH INCARNATE (The Dark One, mgr.)
DM 19 ZUWAYZA (turn 572): JAGUAR WARRIORS (Noachian, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 286): THE PENTARCHY (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
DM 29 LAPUR (turn 565): ESCAPADE
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 284): DEATH'S DISCIPLES (Lord of Death, mgr.)
DM 32 ARVAT (turn 561): LUROCIAN GUARD (The Greek Guy, mgr.)
DM 33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 569): NOT A SPORT (The Sentinel, mgr.)
DM 35 MURSKA (turn 550): CHILDREN OF LLYR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 43 VEASTIAN (turn 513): MEDAL OF HONOR 27 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 261): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 47 DOUBLE X (turn 255): THINGS I DROOL IN (Snuln, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 242): LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
DM 56 ROCANIS (turn 440): POSITION IS EMPTY
DM 60 COLLUSION COVE (turn 427): UNDERDOGS (Technogeek, mgr.)
DM 61 JURINE (turn 418): MIDDLE WAY 16 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 65 DAL SHANG (turn 405): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 191): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 74 DAYLA KIV (turn 376): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 372): HUE AND CRY (Noachian, mgr.)
DM 78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 361): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 465): DO IT AGAIN et al (The Dark One, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 9 ZUKAL (turn 579): ULTORINO of BLUE MOON (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 12 RIZTAB (turn 579): BACRADI LIMON of BLACKED OUT ON... (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
(turn 578): DEXTER of HIGH JINKS (Jondeaux, mgr.)
DM 16 WILLAF (turn 574): CHAUNCY of PUNNY ANIMALS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 17 ALJAFIR (turn 574): AIM SEDUCE HAMMER of AIM 4 ISLE HAMMERZ (Hammer, mgr.)
DM 29 LAPUR (turn 565): MORRIGAN of GODS OF WAR (Sovereign, mgr.)
S'TOU of ESCAPADE (Scion, mgr.)
(turn 564): TYE FOON of FORCE OF NATURE (Storm Front, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 283): ULTHAR THYDRIM of THE STORMGUARDS (The Icelord, mgr.)
SVEIN FORKBEARD of LORDS OF VALHALLA (High Lord Bosk)
DM 33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 559): THE ANVIL of RAVAGING LORDS (?, mgr.)
DM 35 MURSKA (turn 550): PITFALL HARRY of FLIPPERS ARCADE (Huckle Cat, mgr.)
DM 43 VEASTIAN (turn 512): ETTORE HSIDAR of TERMAGANT VOTARY (Noachian, mgr.)
DM 47 DOUBLE X (turn 255): MY SLEEP of THINGS I DROOL IN (Snuln, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 241): SWEET AIR of OPEN SESAME (Crip, mgr.)
GERRICK GRIMM of DRUID'S GROVE (Armalias, mgr.)
DM 56 ROCANIS (turn 440): BUCK FEVER of BAD APPLES (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 61 JURINE (turn 417): XANDER HAXAN of BLADE AND BLOOD (Noachian, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 191): WANSTEAD of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
(turn 190): KARATIA of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
Greetings North Forkians! Or is it Double Xers...soon to be SCOMMSers, I'm sure.
Whatever you may be called, I send you greetings and well wishes.
Not much to say. Good luck at the tournament to those who are entering. I will
fighting in my second Champions tournament with hopes of picking up my third TV,
hopefully a TC. I did well at 21 FE, so here is hoping that 30 FE is the magic
number I need it to be. It didn't work out so well for my late brother Kill*Switch,
but this is a new day...hopefully.
Anyway, the throne is up for grabs this turn because I'm sitting on 30 FE right now
and the tourney runs after this arena. Luck to all of you who thought you would be
taking a shot at me for this chair.
Duelmaster Smokescreen
SPY REPORT
Hail and well met warriors of DOUBLE-X! Know me for who I am, Zontani Sharp
Eyes, Spymaster extraordinaire of all Alastari. I have begun to suspect trickery on
the part of LOST SOULS. How else weeks like this one's 3-2-0? How else the sudden
move to 13th team? The proverbial rising comet can only hope to compare with
RAPTOR's team record! A 2-2-0 week and now a firm grasp on a 16th place ranking.
Did only my eyes note the 4-1-0 record which THE OPERA managed to post this round? I
don't doubt that such a record will draw challengers! SISTER MARY SUEELLEN caught
the eye of many in the gladiatorial commission as she skillfully bested RAZOR and was
awarded 37 points in recognition. In one of the week's more notable duels, NIKKO put
down DAVID WEST, causing him to lose 16 points of recognition in the process. Due to
his absence and inability to defend the throne, SMOKESCREEN has lost the title of
Duelmaster. The city has turned out in honor of SISTER MARY SUEELLEN, for with hers
arena victory she may now lay claim to the highest position in the city! Heed this!
A seer has warned that if exactly 6 die in duels this week, the whole city shall
perish! Just remember...5 or 7!
I have been in deep conclave with my spies who watched all that has recently
transpired. Indeed there is much I would report. My inside sources tell me that the
team to beat in DOUBLE-X these days is OF WOLF AND MAN. At least, most blades in
town are looking to avoid them. Methinks more than a few here could name the guild
it was that spent the better part of last week avoiding OF WOLF AND MAN. Indeed it
was OLD HABITS. Loose talk at the arena has reached my ears and it but confirms the
knowledge that many fighters are after JACK & JILL. Watch your back! I can not but
mention with disdain the name of SISTER MARYJANE who this week posted a challenge to
a warrior a full 11 points below in the rankings. I thought SISTER MARYJANE showed
great skill and promise when she beat DAVID. All right, so I slept through it! Big
deal!
Is not Death a warrior's foremost adviser? Warriors, may this counselor stand
ready at your right hand forever! Look no more for BEAR AWARE in the arena or on the
streets of DOUBLE-X. His fate was sealed in the Dark Arena. Inevitable for one at
7-8-0. I have seen warriors die in youth. I have seen men cut down in their prime.
This week LOST SOULS must mourn the loss of 11-7-2 RAZOR to OLD HABITS. The
warrior's path is harsh. For mediocrity there is but one reward--death. This past
week JOAN OF ARC, at 4-7-0, departed DOUBLE-X forever. My hearty congratulations
SMOKEY BEAR, for thy revenge upon WINKIE, slayer of thy fallen comrade. Next time he
will know better, eh? Dark alleys may hide both secrets and assassins. In the arena
there is only the brightness of steel. Keep vigil always!
The girls are as pretty in DOUBLE-X as ever I remembered them....and the
fighters as ugly! Don't let your reputation slip! Ahh, but I can hear the spires of
a far off city calling to me. I must away! Till next we meet remember: a fool
flies into a rage quickly and often. The wise are angered by the same thing only
once. Zontani Sharp Eyes
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SISTER MARY SUEELLEN 5671 13 10 2 125 OLD HABITS (566)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SWAMP BURP HAMMER 5439 19 16 2 121 ALL SWAMP HAMMERZ (594)
-SMOKESCREEN 5944 10 3 1 112 DARQUE FORCES (396)
-MAGIC WAND 5771 17 10 0 110 LAND OF OZ (217)
PRINCE IGOR 5640 17 4 0 105 THE OPERA (613)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
JACK & JILL 5310 23 19 0 104 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
SISTER MERCY 5526 13 11 1 103 OLD HABITS (566)
-HANTA 5443 13 13 0 102 DOK SIK KILLAS (595)
MEDEE 5642 19 7 0 101 THE OPERA (613)
-ROISIN DUBH 6038 15 12 1 99 GAELIC STORM (647)
-CUP OF TOE 5433 13 9 1 98 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
BLACKENED 5531 13 11 1 98 OF WOLF AND MAN (603)
PIZZA PIE PARTY 5659 16 9 2 96 THINGS I DROOL IN (614)
-BOQ 5873 17 5 0 93 LAND OF OZ (217)
RED DEVIL 5732 11 7 0 92 LOST SOULS (618)
-RHIANNON 6031 13 11 0 91 GAELIC STORM (647)
BARBARINO 5957 9 3 0 91 SECOND BANANAS (573)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BOB'S COMIC COLLECTN 5658 17 8 0 89 THINGS I DROOL IN (614)
SUCULANT 3589 21 23 1 88 WARHAMMERS (75)
TEMPUS 4635 18 24 1 85 WARHAMMERS (75)
MADAME BUTTERFLY 5792 11 9 0 84 THE OPERA (613)
-CYANIDE 5444 12 12 2 82 DOK SIK KILLAS (595)
-MINOR BLUE 5326 14 10 1 79 FEATHERS FLYIN' (585)
-COURT JESTER 5883 7 4 3 79 EMPIRE RISING (633)
JETHRO 5949 8 3 1 75 SECOND BANANAS (573)
TNT 5499 12 11 1 71 PALINDROMES (599)
JUSTICE FOR ALL 5534 10 12 0 71 OF WOLF AND MAN (603)
NILES 5860 10 6 0 70 SECOND BANANAS (573)
FIDELIO 5859 10 7 0 68 THE OPERA (613)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SWAMP CALL HAMMER 5985 10 4 1 66 ALL SWAMP HAMMERZ (594)
-IN THE GRIP OF ERYX 6260 8 2 0 66 ABYSMAL RITES (215)
PARTY TRAP 5496 11 11 1 65 PALINDROMES (599)
MOMBA 5945 11 7 1 65 THE SERPENTS (629)
BULLPEN ACE 5907 11 10 1 64 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
-LURKING FEAR 1755 9 7 0 62 ABYSMAL RITES (215)
-HAMMER 6170 4 4 0 61 IRON LEGION (652)
-SALSA ELEMENTAL 6312 7 3 0 60 DARQUE FORCES (396)
-MICE CREAM 6265 6 2 0 60 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
-QUEEN OF TARTS 5980 6 4 0 60 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
-FRASIER 6224 9 2 0 57 CHEERS (659)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MY PILLOW 5660 14 7 0 56 THINGS I DROOL IN (614)
RACECAR 5498 10 13 1 56 PALINDROMES (599)
-CLIFF 6226 8 3 0 55 CHEERS (659)
ASYLUM 6186 7 3 1 55 OF WOLF AND MAN (603)
PYTHON 5903 9 12 1 53 THE SERPENTS (629)
-BLADE 6168 5 3 0 53 IRON LEGION (652)
COBRA 5842 10 14 0 51 THE SERPENTS (629)
BEXAR 5906 10 12 0 50 THE BEAR'S PAW (150)
-LONELY SON 5882 5 7 0 49 EMPIRE RISING (633)
-BOGBANE 5500 8 11 1 48 DARQUE FORCES (396)
ASP 5843 9 15 1 47 THE SERPENTS (629)
-THE RON 5914 8 9 0 47 WARHAMMERS (75)
NIKKO 6385 3 1 0 47 LAND OF OZ (217)
ADDER 5920 12 7 0 45 THE SERPENTS (629)
CHRIS PERRY 6213 5 5 0 44 JGW PERISHABLE (653)
HIGH TEST 6239 9 4 0 43 STRANGE BREW (661)
SWAMP BOGG HAMMER 6306 6 3 0 43 ALL SWAMP HAMMERZ (594)
PUDDY 6295 9 1 0 40 SECOND BANANAS (573)
-ELECTRA 6375 3 1 0 40 DRAGOON SQUAD (672)
SWAMP BEAR 6382 4 3 2 39 THE BEAR'S PAW (150)
SWAMP FOXX HAMMER 6297 3 5 0 39 ALL SWAMP HAMMERZ (594)
DETARTRATED 5497 7 16 0 37 PALINDROMES (599)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SCUM FIGHTS 6325 8 2 0 36 THINGS I DROOL IN (614)
-ROIS ANIN 6068 6 5 1 36 WARHAMMERS (75)
NESSMAN 6352 4 4 0 36 SECOND BANANAS (573)
JAY MONROE 6175 5 5 1 35 JGW PERISHABLE (653)
-DEADLY 4996 8 6 0 34 CODE RED (547)
-TURF WAR TUFFIE 6326 5 3 0 34 EMPIRE RISING (633)
-ITHYIC THING 6292 4 6 0 34 ABYSMAL RITES (215)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-CARLA 6225 6 5 0 33 CHEERS (659)
-VOLLER 6309 6 2 0 33 MALICE KEEPERS (666)
SMOKEY BEAR 6354 5 3 1 33 THE BEAR'S PAW (150)
NAPOLEON BONAPARTE 6201 5 6 0 33 TIMELY HEROES (656)
-KILLER 4999 5 9 0 33 CODE RED (547)
-MAN HUNTER 5000 4 10 0 33 CODE RED (547)
SISTER MARYJANE 6416 4 0 0 33 OLD HABITS (566)
WINKIE 6401 3 1 2 33 LAND OF OZ (217)
-THE LION KING 6360 4 1 0 32 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
-MISS GULCH 5984 5 10 0 31 LAND OF OZ (217)
-CRESCENT 6167 4 4 0 30 IRON LEGION (652)
MALT 6238 4 9 2 29 STRANGE BREW (661)
-SCIMITAR 6169 4 5 0 29 IRON LEGION (652)
LAGER 6394 5 1 0 27 STRANGE BREW (661)
-NORM 6227 4 7 0 27 CHEERS (659)
-DESCENT TO DUNWICH 6209 3 9 0 26 ABYSMAL RITES (215)
DAVID WEST 6381 4 2 0 25 JGW PERISHABLE (653)
TEN LORDS ALEAPIN 6433 3 0 0 25 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
JAHWA 6332 2 4 0 24 LOST SOULS (618)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-LETHAL 4998 3 11 0 23 CODE RED (547)
SWAMP MUDD HAMMER 6299 2 6 1 23 ALL SWAMP HAMMERZ (594)
DAVID 6199 5 6 0 22 TIMELY HEROES (656)
-JUDGE 4997 3 11 0 22 CODE RED (547)
-TENSILE 6392 2 0 1 22 IRON LEGION (652)
-EBOLA - (R) 6391 3 1 0 20 DOK SIK KILLAS (595)
-ASHES OF XX 6359 3 2 0 19 EMPIRE RISING (633)
-WOODY 6223 3 8 1 18 CHEERS (659)
-CLARYON 6307 2 6 0 18 MALICE KEEPERS (666)
-BARLEY 6377 2 1 2 16 STRANGE BREW (661)
REDEMTION 6431 3 1 1 15 OF WOLF AND MAN (603)
-JEDBULL 6308 2 6 0 15 MALICE KEEPERS (666)
KELLY CARPENTER 6419 2 1 0 15 JGW PERISHABLE (653)
CONDOR 6413 1 1 0 15 RAPTOR (674)
-FLAMBO 6311 2 6 0 13 MALICE KEEPERS (666)
ENDER 6472 1 0 0 13 GLADIUS (680)
JANE 6471 1 0 0 13 GLADIUS (680)
NICOLE RICHEY 6466 1 0 0 13 BIMBO BRIGADE 7 (679)
TELXIUN 6462 2 0 0 12 LOST SOULS (618)
TEST TUBE 7 6444 2 1 0 12 WARHAMMERS (75)
PELKIN 6463 1 0 0 12 LOST SOULS (618)
-BANNER 6400 2 1 0 11 MALICE KEEPERS (666)
-YELLOW FEVER 6390 2 2 0 10 DOK SIK KILLAS (595)
SPARROW 6411 2 0 0 10 RAPTOR (674)
RINALDO 6408 1 3 0 10 THE OPERA (613)
-SPARROMEPLEASE 6009 1 0 0 9 FEATHERS FLYIN' (585)
SPARTACUS 6434 1 1 1 8 TIMELY HEROES (656)
-JUSTINIAN 6404 1 0 0 8 HELLENIC HEROES (673)
-H.I.V. 6389 1 3 0 7 DOK SIK KILLAS (595)
AVRIL LAVIGNE 6465 1 0 0 7 BIMBO BRIGADE 7 (679)
-PATRICK 6374 1 3 0 6 DRAGOON SQUAD (672)
MOLSON 6432 1 3 0 6 STRANGE BREW (661)
-ZOIKAKIS 6407 1 0 0 6 HELLENIC HEROES (673)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-AFRICAN QUEEN 6424 0 2 0 6 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
-LADY O'NIGHT 6422 0 2 0 6 EMPIRE RISING (633)
-TRACY WILLIAMS 6380 0 2 0 6 JGW PERISHABLE (653)
FERGIE 6464 1 0 0 5 BIMBO BRIGADE 7 (679)
-KEL SO RED 6010 0 1 0 5 FEATHERS FLYIN' (585)
-RED TAIL HAWK 5933 1 1 0 4 FEATHERS FLYIN' (585)
HAWK 6412 1 1 0 4 RAPTOR (674)
-ORESTES 6376 0 4 0 4 DRAGOON SQUAD (672)
-MAYNARD 6372 0 3 0 3 DRAGOON SQUAD (672)
-OMAR 6373 0 2 0 2 DRAGOON SQUAD (672)
PERRIGREN 6410 0 2 0 2 RAPTOR (674)
BETTIE PAGE 6467 0 1 0 1 BIMBO BRIGADE 7 (679)
-LUPUS HORRIFIQUE 6461 0 1 0 1 ABYSMAL RITES (215)
URSULA 6473 0 1 0 1 GLADIUS (680)
-MAKRIYANNIS 6403 0 1 0 1 HELLENIC HEROES (673)
ZOD 6470 0 1 0 1 GLADIUS (680)
BINK 6469 0 1 0 1 GLADIUS (680)
-PHOKUS 6406 0 1 0 1 HELLENIC HEROES (673)
-HERACLIUS 6405 0 1 0 1 HELLENIC HEROES (673)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
BEAR AWARE 6004 7 9 0 THE BEAR'S PAW 150 GUILLOTINE GARTH 20 256 NONE
CINDI BEAR 6399 2 1 1 THE BEAR'S PAW 150 WINKIE 6401 253 JUST REV
JESSICA GENTRY 6468 0 1 0 BIMBO BRIGADE 7 679 WURM KIN 27 256 NONE
IRISH WOLF HOUND 6262 1 3 1 GAELIC STORM 647 JAY MONROE 6175 252 NOT REVE
RAZOR 5689 11 7 2 LOST SOULS 618 SISTER MARY SUEE 5671 256
HALLION 6331 1 3 0 LOST SOULS 618 BARLEY 6377 252 NONE
SISTER MARY KATE 6484 0 1 0 OLD HABITS 566 MURDEROUS MARK 18 256 NONE
KESTREL 6409 0 1 0 RAPTOR 674 REDEMTION 6431 255
JOAN OF ARC 6198 4 7 0 TIMELY HEROES 656 SWAMP BEAR 6382 256
IRWIN ROMMEL 6200 3 7 0 TIMELY HEROES 656 SMOKEY BEAR 6354 255
PERSONAL ADS
Horus -- Glad to see ya back!!! I 'member ya, and all the help you provided. Too
bad Phat-Phat ain't still around, or we'd have fun picking on him. Hell...I think
the only one still playing from the "Manic Union" is Goat...and he's relatively quiet
these days. Anyway...thanks for providing the address. I'll be sending you a nice
phat (fat...pun intended) package with some info I think might help. -- Baphomet,
mgr. Knights Templar
SCOMSSers -- Well done. A nice, solid move forward. Driving steadily towards the
finish.... -- Oz The All Thankful
Father O -- I understand Sister Mary-Beth being killed by The Bartender, but Sister
Mary-Kate was disposed of by Putrid Patrick? Didn't she say her prayers? -- Oz The
All Facetious
A Darque Duelmaster? Again? Let there be light! -- Oz The All Praising
Hammer -- The Turf War Tuffies DO enjoy beating your stable whenever they can! Of
course. A Hammer a day keeps the blacksmith away, etc, etc. (wink) -- Oz The All
Fun-Loving
Momba -- You old snake-in-the-grass! Your hiss is grass! -- Nikko
Fratsfa Slave -- Gee, did I do THAT?! Little old me? -- Winkie
Sister Mary Sueellen -- I must admit that I took great pleasure in that act. Oh, I
can see that you truly know how to handle a wand, you devil, you. Yes you do. --
Magic Wand
Suculant -- Patience is a virtue, they say. What do you think? -- BOQ
Good luck to all in the Mailer. May all you non-SCOMSSers go 7-3. -- OZ The All
Hopeful
Horus One-Eye -- Welcome back. It is good to see you again. The more the merrier.
-- Oz The All Jolly
My Sleep -- Your vicious subduing of Justice For All seems unpatriotic. What were
you thinking? -- Oz The All Interested
Jethro -- How could you let Fidelio beat you? Embarrassing.... Perhaps you should
pay a little more attention to your Manager? Oh? You are thinking you need a new
coach? -- Oz The All Puzzled
Last 3 Turns W/L Records.....
1. Things I Drool In 13-2-0
2. Old Habits 10-5-0
3. Second Bananas 10-5-0
Wow! We just love being carried!
Oz The All Thankful
Redemtion -- An education paid for with blood is never forgotten. -- Owlin the Wise
SCOMMS -- Looking good down the stretch. Unfortunately, I'm going to sit out 2 again
this turn for tourney timing. Looks like I have enough reward miles to get 2 return
tickets to the FtF in Jan, so odds of all the SCOMMS showing is getting better bit by
bit. -- Crip
Winkie -- You Beast. Did Oz acquire your from Mannequin in a trade for future first
round draft picks? -- The gang at the Flush
Razor -- We must say we were surprised at your rating. Knowing your manager, we
would have thought you'd be further ahead of the curve than that. -- Jack & Jill
In the Grip Of Eryx -- Who is Eryx? Why does he grip the bat so hard? Should make
him easy to strike out. -- Bullpen Ace
Makriyannis -- Welcome to Double-X, err...North Fork,...errr.....soon to be SCOMMS
Swamp. Many managers here will be willing to lend a helping hand if required. -- Ten
Lords Aleapin'
Jack & Jill -- Thanks for the vote of confidence, but I still have a few dances here
I believe. -- Tempus
Horus One Eye -- Welcome back. I only wish I had charts to share...maybe after the
FTF in January. -- Coyote
P.S. Maybe if I had them, I would do better....
Smokescreen -- Oowch!! I guess I didn't dress well for that dance. Congratulations.
-- Tempus
Question -- If a warrior in the stands says "Brilliant" at the end of your fight does
that have anything to do with finding your favorite weapon or off. number? Always
wanted to know that, so let's hear from you mega managers--Oz, Crip--'cuz I'm out
celebrating the Rockies win!! -- Coyote
All -- I've finally got my ducks in a row, and my Bimbo Brigade 7 is on the sands.
But, alas, I must work from memory only. Please, somebody send me the basic charts
and info, so I can make a good showing. Good luck to everybody, but not too much.
-- Horus One-Eye
All -- Here we come! -- Bimbo Brigade
23 October 2007
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9 TEAM (18 MANAGERS) have declared for the STORMCROWE SLAUGHTERHOUSE 3!!! There is
still time for you to join in on the competition. The carnage begins TURN 263!!!!
ALL YOU NEED TO DO TO JOIN:
*Find a Partner
*Declare your intentions in the Stormcrowe newsletter to enter before the first turn
of the contest. You may also email or diplo Master Darque.
*Each manager entering the Stormcrowe Slaughterhouse must submit one (1) Team Roll-Up
Certificate. Only certificates will be accepted for entry. All certificates
submitted will be used during the course of the contest as prizes.
*RU certificates must be received on or before the first turn of the contest which is
Stormcrowe Turn 263 (running approximately December 4, 2007).
RULES and SCORING
Rules and Scoring information for the Slaughterhouse will be posted every turn in the
Stormcrowe newsletter beginning with Turn 260 and in a final all arena ad in
November.
PRIZES
ENDURANCE AWARD: One (1) +1 Bonus Potion will be given to every team that competes
in 60 of the 65 contest fights.
KILL MASTER AWARD: The individual manager with the most kills will receive a Limited
Immortality Potion. This potion may be applied to one (1) warrior. He/she will be
resurrected ONE-TIME if they are killed in Basic D2.
TOP TEAM AWARD: Each manager on the winning team will receive the following prize
pack for their Slaughterhouse Dominance:
*One (1) +1 Bonus Potion
*Favorites Knowledge for one (1) Warrior
*Undisclosed amount of Team RU Certificates
Special note from RSI on prizes: All contest prizes must be used within three
months. All contest prizes may only be used on a living warrior on the participating
contest team in DM 45. The immortality potion may resurrect a warrior one time,
after a death in DM 45 only, after which time the potion disappears.
NEED MORE INFORMATION
Rules questions and clarifications may be directed to Master Darque the contest
coordinator. He may be reached by email at rebelnerfherder at yahoo dot com or by
diplo in DM 45 (Darque Forces-428).
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
BEAR AWARE was butchered by GUILLOTINE GARTH in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
JESSICA GENTRY was slaughtered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
SISTER MARY KATE was murdered by MURDEROUS MARK in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
SMOKEY BEAR won victory over WINKIE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Bloodfeud brawl.
BARBARINO overpowered JUSTICE FOR ALL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
JACK & JILL was viciously subdued by SWAMP BURP HAMMER in a 5 minute Challenge fight.
SISTER MERCY devastated TEMPUS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge competition.
SISTER MARY SUEELLEN slaughtered RAZOR in a 1 minute uneven Challenge Title duel.
NILES lost to MADAME BUTTERFLY in a exciting 1 minute veteran's Challenge fight.
BEXAR was overcome by ASYLUM in a popular 2 minute Challenge bout.
BULLPEN ACE demolished RACECAR in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
PUDDY overcame DETARTRATED in a exciting 4 minute Challenge contest.
SWAMP CALL HAMMER demolished HIGH TEST in a 1 minute bloody one-sided Challenge brawl.
SWAMP FOXX HAMMER handily defeated REDEMTION in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
SISTER MARYJANE defeated DAVID in a action packed 2 minute Challenge struggle.
SWAMP BEAR easily killed JOAN OF ARC in a 1 minute bloody mismatched Challenge bout.
JAHWA bested SWAMP MUDD HAMMER in a exciting 1 minute brutal Challenge fight.
KELLY CARPENTER was beaten by LAGER in a 3 minute brutal Challenge bout.
SPARTACUS was overpowered by NESSMAN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
TEN LORDS ALEAPIN savagely defeated TEST TUBE 7 in a 4 minute novice's Challenge duel.
RED DEVIL was vanquished by MY SLEEP in a 1 minute mismatched fray.
PIZZA PIE PARTY was defeated by PRINCE IGOR in a popular 6 minute veteran's match.
BOB'S COMIC COLLECTN was outwaited by MEDEE in a dull 17 minute gory veteran's match.
BLACKENED overpowered PARTY TRAP in a 1 minute uneven match.
TNT was luckily beaten by SUCULANT in a popular 2 minute expert's duel.
JETHRO overcame VETERAN MERCENARY in a 4 minute bloody bout.
FIDELIO won victory over PYTHON in a popular 5 minute veteran's bout.
ASP viciously subdued JAY MONROE in a popular 3 minute brutal fray.
COBRA luckily beat NAPOLEON BONAPARTE in a 3 minute fight.
ADDER was savagely defeated by MY PILLOW in a tiresome 22 minute gory bout.
MOMBA handily defeated SWAMP BOGG HAMMER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
CHRIS PERRY slimly won victory over MALT in a 2 minute bloody fight.
DAVID WEST was demolished by NIKKO in a 1 minute mismatched match.
SCUM FIGHTS beat KAT in a 5 minute fray.
RINALDO was overpowered by CONDOR in a 1 minute one-sided match.
HAWK was unbelievably bested by AVRIL LAVIGNE in a tiring 14 minute beginner's match.
SPARROW narrowly defeated BETTIE PAGE in a 3 minute bloody novice's duel.
PERRIGREN was demolished by PELKIN in a 1 minute uneven competition.
MOLSON was overpowered by NICOLE RICHEY in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
TELXIUN won victory over URSULA in a 2 minute brutal amateur's duel.
FERGIE overcame ZOD in a 1 minute amateur's duel.
BINK was defeated by STREET LEGAL in a 1 minute novice's brawl.
JANE handily defeated CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute mismatched melee.
ENDER demolished CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY 16 TOTAL PARRY 167 - 93 - 3 64 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 15 PARRY-RIPOSTE 22 - 18 - 1 55 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 11 WALL OF STEEL 100 - 84 - 5 54 |
|BASHING ATTACK 9 PARRY-STRIKE 30 - 28 - 3 52 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 7 STRIKING ATTACK 123 - 118 - 12 51 |
|WALL OF STEEL 7 PARRY-LUNGE 38 - 44 - 1 46 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 5 SLASHING ATTACK 42 - 49 - 1 46 |
|AIMED BLOW 5 BASHING ATTACK 81 - 113 - 4 42 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 LUNGING ATTACK 115 - 167 - 6 41 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 AIMED BLOW 32 - 52 - 0 38 |
Turn 256 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 7 - 8 4 TOTAL PARRY
STRIKING ATTACK 9 - 2 PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 5 3 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 4 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 2 - 5 2 WALL OF STEEL
PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 2 - 7 1 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 9 - 7 AIMED BLOW 1 - 4 1 BASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK SISTER MARY SUEELLEN 5671 13 10 2 125 OLD HABITS (566)
BASHING ATTACK SWAMP BURP HAMMER 5439 19 16 2 121 ALL SWAMP HAMMERZ (594)
TOTAL PARRY PRINCE IGOR 5640 17 4 0 105 THE OPERA (613)
STRIKING ATTACK SISTER MERCY 5526 13 11 1 103 OLD HABITS (566)
SLASHING ATTACK BLACKENED 5531 13 11 1 98 OF WOLF AND MAN (603)
WALL OF STEEL PIZZA PIE PARTY 5659 16 9 2 96 THINGS I DROOL IN (614)
AIMED BLOW RED DEVIL 5732 11 7 0 92 LOST SOULS (618)
PARRY-LUNGE NILES 5860 10 6 0 70 SECOND BANANAS (573)
PARRY-RIPOSTE ASYLUM 6186 7 3 1 55 OF WOLF AND MAN (603)
PARRY-STRIKE SWAMP BEAR 6382 4 3 2 39 THE BEAR'S PAW (150)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is PYTHON 5903. The most popular warrior this turn was
PYTHON 5903. The ten other most popular fighters were DETARTRATED 5497, ASP 5843,
TEN LORDS ALEAPIN 6433, BEXAR 5906, DAVID 6199, PIZZA PIE PARTY 5659, TNT 5499, SWAMP
BURP HAMMER 5439, LAGER 6394, and JETHRO 5949.
The least popular fighter this week was MY PILLOW 5660. The other ten least popular
fighters were ADDER 5920, AVRIL LAVIGNE 6465, MEDEE 5642, BOB'S COMIC COLLECTN 5658,
HAWK 6412, JACK & JILL 5310, SCUM FIGHTS 6325, BINK 6469, ZOD 6470, and MOLSON 6432.
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
MY SLEEP (47-5657) THINGS I DROOL IN (614)