DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER Date : 11/27/2007 Duedate: 12/24/2007 DOUBLE-X ARENA DM-47 TURN-257 This Weeks Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS RHIANNON GAELIC STORM (647) (47-6031) [14-11-0,106] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader SWAMP BURP HAMMER RAVEN ALL SWAMP HAMMERZ (594) RAPTOR (674) (47-5439) [20-16-2,129] (47-6482) [1-0-0,15] Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite PYTHON PYTHON THE SERPENTS (629) THE SERPENTS (629) (47-5903) [9-13-1,54] (47-5903) [9-13-1,54] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM THE BEAR'S PAW (150) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. ABYSMAL RITES (215) 44 2. THE BEAR'S PAW (150) 36 OLD HABITS (566) 3. RAPTOR (674) 27 Unchartered Team 4. CASTLE IN THE SKY (677) 25 5. WARHAMMERS (75) 24 CASTLE IN THE SKY (677) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1/ 1 OLD HABITS (566) 100 57 8 63.7 1/11 THE BEAR'S PAW (150) 9 4 3 2/ 2 THINGS I DROOL IN (614) 78 46 5 62.9 2/ 1 THINGS I DROOL IN (614) 9 5 0 3/ 4 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416) 310 198 24 61.0 3/ 6 ALL SWAMP HAMMERZ (594) 9 6 0 4/ 3 THE OPERA (613) 78 51 3 60.5 4/ 7 THE OPERA (613) 8 7 0 5/ 5 LAND OF OZ (217) 525 344 16 60.4 5- 2 SECOND BANANAS (573) 7 3 0 6/ 0*CASTLE IN THE SKY (677) 3 2 0 60.0 6/ 5 OLD HABITS (566) 7 6 1 7- 6*BIMBO BRIGADE 7 (679) 3 2 0 60.0 7/16*RAPTOR (674) 7 7 0 8- 7 SECOND BANANAS (573) 124 87 11 58.8 8/ 3 THE SERPENTS (629) 7 8 0 9- 8 LOST SOULS (618) 60 43 7 58.3 9/ 8 LAND OF OZ (217) 6 2 1 10/ 0 GOTHIC MINISTRY (592) 45 35 3 56.3 10/ 4 ROYAL FLUSH (48) 6 5 0 11/ 9 ROYAL FLUSH (48) 664 537 34 55.3 11/23 ABYSMAL RITES (215) 5 4 0 12-10 CHEERS (659) 30 25 1 54.5 12-13 LOST SOULS (618) 5 4 0 13-11 DARQUE FORCES (396) 142 125 12 53.2 13/12 WARHAMMERS (75) 5 8 0 14/12 ALL SWAMP HAMMERZ (594) 88 80 7 52.4 14- 9 OF WOLF AND MAN (603) 4 4 1 15/13 THE BEAR'S PAW (150) 385 356 38 52.0 15-10 DARQUE FORCES (396) 3 0 0 16-15 OF WOLF AND MAN (603) 53 53 3 50.0 16/ 0 X-MEN II (660) 3 2 2 17/19*RAPTOR (674) 7 7 0 50.0 17-19*BIMBO BRIGADE 7 (679) 3 2 0 18-18 STRANGE BREW (661) 27 32 5 45.8 18/ 0*CASTLE IN THE SKY (677) 3 2 0 Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 19/ 0 X-MEN II (660) 28 35 4 44.4 19-14 STRANGE BREW (661) 3 5 0 20/21 PALINDROMES (599) 47 60 4 43.9 20/18 PALINDROMES (599) 3 9 0 21/20 WARHAMMERS (75) 256 330 14 43.7 21-15 DOK SIK KILLAS (595) 2 0 0 22-22 JGW PERISHABLE (653) 20 26 1 43.5 22-25*GLADIUS (680) 2 3 0 23/23 THE SERPENTS (629) 53 72 3 42.4 23/32 GAELIC STORM (647) 2 3 0 24-24 DOK SIK KILLAS (595) 50 70 3 41.7 24/27*HELLENIC HEROES (673) 2 8 0 25-26*GLADIUS (680) 2 3 0 40.0 25/31 TIMELY HEROES (656) 2 11 1 26/29 GAELIC STORM (647) 58 89 4 39.5 26-30*DRAGOON SQUAD (672) 1 2 0 27/28 ABYSMAL RITES (215) 33 51 2 39.3 27-22 JGW PERISHABLE (653) 1 3 0 28/30 TIMELY HEROES (656) 20 37 1 35.1 28-17 CHEERS (659) 1 4 0 29-32*DRAGOON SQUAD (672) 4 13 0 23.5 29/24 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416) 0 1 0 30/27*HELLENIC HEROES (673) 2 8 0 20.0 30/ 0 GOTHIC MINISTRY (592) 0 1 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank TEAM SPOTLIGHT * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * ---===FREE BLADES REGIONAL NEWS===--- Duelmasters ----------- DM 9 ZUKAL (turn 581): BLU JON of BLU MOON (Jorja, mgr.) DM 12 RIZTAB (turn 581): MISSY MOSSY of HIGH JINKS (Jondeaux, mgr.) DM 15 MALCORN (turn 575): STRADA of STARBASE 5 (Zeus, mgr.) DM 16 WILLAF (turn 577): PENNY LOPEZ of PUNNY ANIMALS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 17 ALJAFIR (turn 576): ATTILA THE HUN of DEATH INCARNATE (The Dark One, mgr.) DM 19 ZUWAYZA (turn 574): GIMME SOME SUGAR of ARMY OF DARKNESS (The Dark One, mgr.) DM 28 MORYA (turn 287): SHARAPOVA of THE PENTARCHY (Le Pentarque, mgr.) DM 29 LAPUR (turn 567): DIRTY SANCHEZ of STREET WALKERS (Roadkill, mgr.) DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 285): ULTHAR UTHERYDES of THE STORMGUARDS (The Icelord) DM 32 ARVAT (turn 563): TED ICKENS of DEVIL ADVOCATES (The Dark One, mgr.) DM 33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 561): PEEP of ERRATA (JE, mgr.) DM 35 MURSKA (turn 552): BILDIS of CHILDREN OF LLYR (Jorja, mgr.) DM 43 VEASTIAN (turn 515): THOMAS FOWLER of MEDAL OF HONOR 27 (The Anarchist, mgr.) DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 262): RAGGEDY ANN of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.) DM 47 DOUBLE X (turn 256): SISTER MARY SUEELLEN of OLD HABITS (Soultaker, mgr.) DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 243): HARRY MONSTER of OPEN SESAME (Crip, mgr.) DM 56 ROCANIS (turn 442): GODGET of RESCUE RANGERS (JE, mgr.) DM 60 COLLUSION COVE (turn 429): BULLY BOY of RED DOG GANG (Spot, mgr.) DM 61 JURINE (turn 420): CIRSIUM VULGARE of BLADE AND BLOOD (Noachian, mgr.) DM 65 DAL SHANG (turn 406): KILLIAN TEN VIR of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 192): BLACK EYE of BLACK & BLUE (The Mun, mgr.) DM 74 DAYLA KIV (turn 378): KIRSSARINA of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 374): ZAGWE BANSHEE of HUE AND CRY (Noachian, mgr.) DM 78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 362): DEELAR MARION of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.) ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 468): NEBUCHADNEZZAR of BLADES OF WONDER (The Sandman) Top Teams --------- DM 9 ZUKAL (turn 581): BLUE MOON (Jorja, mgr.) DM 12 RIZTAB (turn 581): CULTS-R-US (?, mgr.) DM 15 MALCORN (turn 575): TERMINUS (?, mgr.) DM 16 WILLAF (turn 577): PUNNY ANIMALS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 17 ALJAFIR (turn 576): DEATH INCARNATE (The Dark One, mgr.) DM 19 ZUWAYZA (turn 574): JAGUAR WARRIORS (Noachian, mgr.) DM 28 MORYA (turn 287): THE PENTARCHY (Le Pentarque, mgr.) DM 29 LAPUR (turn 567): STREET WALKERS (Roadkill, mgr.) DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 285): SOL INVICTUS (Bobby Bigfoot, mgr.) DM 32 ARVAT (turn 563): DEVIL ADVOCATES (The Dark One, mgr.) DM 33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 561): KLKASINO HAMMERZ (Hammer, mgr.) DM 35 MURSKA (turn 552): CHILDREN OF LLYR (Jorja, mgr.) DM 43 VEASTIAN (turn 515): MEDAL OF HONOR 27 (The Anarchist, mgr.) DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 262): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.) DM 47 DOUBLE X (turn 255): THINGS I DROOL IN (Snuln, mgr.) DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 243): OPEN SESAME (Crip, mgr.) DM 56 ROCANIS (turn 442): KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS (Jakari, mgr.) DM 60 COLLUSION COVE (turn 429): UNDERDOGS (Technogeek, mgr.) DM 61 JURINE (turn 420): MIDDLE WAY 16 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 65 DAL SHANG (turn 406): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 192): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.) DM 74 DAYLA KIV (turn 378): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 374): HUE AND CRY (Noachian, mgr.) DM 78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 362): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.) ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 468): DIRT DEVILS et al (The Dark One, mgr.) Recent Graduates ----------------- DM 9 ZUKAL (turn 580): INCISOR of FANGS (The Anarchist, mgr.) DM 12 RIZTAB (turn 579): BACRADI LIMON of BLACKED OUT ON... (Otis the Drunk, mgr.) DM 16 WILLAF (turn 576): GOLDEN DOME of GOLDEN GLADIATORS (Midas, mgr.) DM 17 ALJAFIR (turn 574): AIM SEDUCE HAMMER of AIM 4 ISLE HAMMERZ (Hammer, mgr.) DM 29 LAPUR (turn 567): DIRTY SANCHEZ of STREET WALKERS (Roadkill, mgr.) DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 285): ULTHAR UTHERYDES of THE STORMGUARDS (The Icelord) KATANA of AVENGERS (Huckle Cat, mgr.) DM 32 ARVAT (turn 563): TED ICKENS of DEVIL ADVOCATES (The Dark One, mgr.) DM 35 MURSKA (turn 551): JUNGLE KING of FLIPPERS ARCADE (Huckle Cat, mgr.) DM 43 VEASTIAN (turn 515): THOMAS FOWLER of MEDAL OF HONOR 27 (The Anarchist, mgr.) DM 47 DOUBLE X (turn 255): MY SLEEP of THINGS I DROOL IN (Snuln, mgr.) DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 243): HARRY MONSTER of OPEN SESAME (Crip, mgr.) DM 56 ROCANIS (turn 441): MEABEER of GET (JE, mgr.) DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 191): WANSTEAD of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.) DUELMASTER'S COLUMN Notes from the arena champ. It is ah Sister Mary Jane Pansyellen, Joolmistress of th' Swamp, sittin' upon th' throne towerin' far above them grovelin' t'retch mah status. ah's hyar t'praise th' all pow'ful thet he'ped me t'achieve this hyar fleetin' hono'. ah knows ah's supposed t'feel bad about killin' Razo', but he was a lost soul, ah reckon. ah have only he'ped thet pore soul move on t'a better place. Had thet heathen guild attended services mo'e offen ah might haf felt some pity, but ah doubt it. Raven, ah awaitcher puny attempp t'avenge yer lost. Truthfully, ah feel yo' sh'd be thankin' me fo' cullin' out th' undeservin'. ah find mahse'f faced wif mighty pore challenges. It seems like ah will need t'take a kin opener wif me t'th' arena. Such is th' life of a true warrio' style. Now days all yo' see is th' armo' clad slugs o' th' flurry swingers. ah will, as allus, place mah faif in th' all pow'ful t'steady mah han's an' stren'then mah legs. Come one, come all an' face th' power. All bow down an' praise th' might. Make way fo' th' mo'tal power on Alastri an' praise th' glo'y of SCOMSS. SPY REPORT Well, what are you looking at, DOUBLE-X? Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens before? Ah, shaddup and listen to my news. Later days, THINGS I DROOL IN, since THE BEAR'S PAW took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news. If The Warty Toad is buying drinks for ABYSMAL RITES' good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before long. A 2-2-0 makes for a big thirst. Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see ITHYIC THING win a fight and gain 26 points, terribly. Tsk, tsk, ITHYIC THING beat PARTY TRAP and PARTY TRAP lost 19 points. You're breakin' my heart. And it's out with the old, in with the new, as RHIANNON takes the Title and last week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster. Heh, heh. The Warty Toad, humph! I've tasted better ale at mortuaries. Where do they get this stuff? From DOUBLE-X's trash dumps? Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys. TIMELY HEROES, I suppose you'll be glad to know you were this turn's most avoided team. Care to know who is the most afraid of you? And it looks like ABYSMAL RITES avoided them the most this turn. What a pack of would be losers, if you ask me. Hmph. Ooh, I'm frightfully impressed, BOB'S COMIC COLLECTN was this turn's most challenged warrior. Watch that ego swell, sports fans. Some people like volunteer work in the hospitals. I volunteer for DOUBLE-X's morgue. More variety. I could say I saw this coming, but so could anyone else. Anyway, this turn it came. NAPOLEON BONAPARTE's 5-6-0 has earned him the Dark Arena. Titanium shields and bamboo daggers, guess what brave team is developing these kinds of weapons? I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for an epee. Forgive me for writing with a dagger. Phlllt! Just had to do that before I leave the fine city of DOUBLE-X. I feel much better now. Paste this one in your scrapbooks, you'll need the kindling come this winter-- Snide Clemens DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME RHIANNON 6031 14 11 0 106 GAELIC STORM (647) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME SWAMP BURP HAMMER 5439 20 16 2 129 ALL SWAMP HAMMERZ (594) SISTER MERCY 5526 14 11 1 118 OLD HABITS (566) -SPECTRE 5654 9 3 1 114 GOTHIC MINISTRY (592) -SMOKESCREEN 5944 10 3 1 112 DARQUE FORCES (396) -MAGIC WAND 5771 17 10 0 110 LAND OF OZ (217) MEDEE 5642 20 7 0 109 THE OPERA (613) ROISIN DUBH 6038 16 12 1 107 GAELIC STORM (647) JACK & JILL 5310 23 20 0 105 ROYAL FLUSH (48) -HANTA 5443 13 13 0 102 DOK SIK KILLAS (595) TEMPUS 4635 19 24 1 100 WARHAMMERS (75) PIZZA PIE PARTY 5659 16 10 2 98 THINGS I DROOL IN (614) -CUP OF TOE 5433 13 9 1 98 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416) -BLACKENED 5531 13 11 1 98 OF WOLF AND MAN (603) PRINCE IGOR 5640 17 5 0 96 THE OPERA (613) TNT 5499 13 11 1 96 PALINDROMES (599) SISTER MARY SUEELLEN 5671 13 11 2 94 OLD HABITS (566) -BOQ 5873 17 5 0 93 LAND OF OZ (217) -RED DEVIL 5732 11 7 0 92 LOST SOULS (618) -BARBARINO 5957 9 3 0 91 SECOND BANANAS (573) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME SUCULANT 3589 21 24 1 88 WARHAMMERS (75) BOB'S COMIC COLLECTN 5658 17 9 0 85 THINGS I DROOL IN (614) -CYANIDE 5444 12 12 2 82 DOK SIK KILLAS (595) MADAME BUTTERFLY 5792 11 10 0 79 THE OPERA (613) LURKING FEAR 1755 10 7 0 78 ABYSMAL RITES (215) -JETHRO 5949 8 3 1 75 SECOND BANANAS (573) FIDELIO 5859 11 7 0 74 THE OPERA (613) -JUSTICE FOR ALL 5534 10 12 0 71 OF WOLF AND MAN (603) -NILES 5860 10 6 0 70 SECOND BANANAS (573) BULLPEN ACE 5907 12 10 1 68 ROYAL FLUSH (48) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -IN THE GRIP OF ERYX 6260 8 2 0 66 ABYSMAL RITES (215) MOMBA 5945 11 8 1 65 THE SERPENTS (629) MY PILLOW 5660 15 7 0 60 THINGS I DROOL IN (614) THE RON 5914 9 9 0 60 WARHAMMERS (75) -SALSA ELEMENTAL 6312 7 3 0 60 DARQUE FORCES (396) -MICE CREAM 6265 6 2 0 60 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -QUEEN OF TARTS 5980 6 4 0 60 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416) ITHYIC THING 6292 5 6 0 60 ABYSMAL RITES (215) RACECAR 5498 11 13 1 59 PALINDROMES (599) NIKKO 6385 4 1 0 58 LAND OF OZ (217) BEXAR 5906 11 12 0 57 THE BEAR'S PAW (150) -FRASIER 6224 9 2 0 57 CHEERS (659) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME SWAMP CALL HAMMER 5985 10 5 1 55 ALL SWAMP HAMMERZ (594) -CLIFF 6226 8 3 0 55 CHEERS (659) -ASYLUM 6186 7 3 1 55 OF WOLF AND MAN (603) PYTHON 5903 9 13 1 54 THE SERPENTS (629) SWAMP BOGG HAMMER 6306 7 3 0 54 ALL SWAMP HAMMERZ (594) -DEMONIC HEX 5530 10 5 0 52 GOTHIC MINISTRY (592) -BOGBANE 5500 8 11 1 48 DARQUE FORCES (396) ADDER 5920 13 7 0 47 THE SERPENTS (629) PARTY TRAP 5496 11 12 1 46 PALINDROMES (599) COBRA 5842 10 15 0 45 THE SERPENTS (629) ASP 5843 9 16 1 44 THE SERPENTS (629) -CHRIS PERRY 6213 5 5 0 44 JGW PERISHABLE (653) -HIGH TEST 6239 9 4 0 43 STRANGE BREW (661) SWAMP BEAR 6382 5 3 2 41 THE BEAR'S PAW (150) SCUM FIGHTS 6325 9 2 0 40 THINGS I DROOL IN (614) -PUDDY 6295 9 1 0 40 SECOND BANANAS (573) -DEATH KISS 5751 8 3 1 40 GOTHIC MINISTRY (592) SMOKEY BEAR 6354 6 3 1 40 THE BEAR'S PAW (150) MISS GULCH 5984 6 10 0 40 LAND OF OZ (217) -ELECTRA 6375 3 1 0 40 DRAGOON SQUAD (672) DETARTRATED 5497 7 17 0 38 PALINDROMES (599) STORM 6234 6 7 0 38 X-MEN II (660) ROIS ANIN 6068 6 6 1 36 WARHAMMERS (75) -NESSMAN 6352 4 4 0 36 SECOND BANANAS (573) SWAMP FOXX HAMMER 6297 3 6 0 36 ALL SWAMP HAMMERZ (594) -JAY MONROE 6175 5 5 1 35 JGW PERISHABLE (653) SISTER MARYJANE 6416 5 0 0 35 OLD HABITS (566) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -CARLA 6225 6 5 0 33 CHEERS (659) -WINKIE 6401 3 1 2 33 LAND OF OZ (217) -RIGORMORTIS 5736 5 4 0 31 GOTHIC MINISTRY (592) DAVID 6199 6 6 0 30 TIMELY HEROES (656) -MALT 6238 4 9 2 29 STRANGE BREW (661) THE LION KING 6360 4 2 0 29 ROYAL FLUSH (48) TEN LORDS ALEAPIN 6433 3 1 0 28 ROYAL FLUSH (48) CEREBRO 6229 3 4 0 28 X-MEN II (660) -LAGER 6394 5 1 0 27 STRANGE BREW (661) -NORM 6227 4 7 0 27 CHEERS (659) DESCENT TO DUNWICH 6209 3 10 0 27 ABYSMAL RITES (215) POLARIS 6230 5 3 1 26 X-MEN II (660) -DAVID WEST 6381 4 2 0 25 JGW PERISHABLE (653) SWAMP MUDD HAMMER 6299 2 7 1 24 ALL SWAMP HAMMERZ (594) -JAHWA 6332 2 4 0 24 LOST SOULS (618) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME AFRICAN QUEEN 6424 1 2 0 21 ROYAL FLUSH (48) -EBOLA - (R) 6391 3 1 0 20 DOK SIK KILLAS (595) -WOODY 6223 3 8 1 18 CHEERS (659) -BARLEY 6377 2 1 2 16 STRANGE BREW (661) -REDEMTION 6431 3 1 1 15 OF WOLF AND MAN (603) -KELLY CARPENTER 6419 2 1 0 15 JGW PERISHABLE (653) KODIAK 6487 1 0 1 15 THE BEAR'S PAW (150) RAVEN 6482 1 0 0 15 RAPTOR (674) SPARROW 6411 3 0 0 13 RAPTOR (674) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME HAWK 6412 2 1 0 13 RAPTOR (674) COLOSSUS 6356 1 0 0 13 X-MEN II (660) -ENDER 6472 1 0 0 13 GLADIUS (680) -NICOLE RICHEY 6466 1 0 0 13 BIMBO BRIGADE 7 (679) -JANE 6471 1 0 0 13 GLADIUS (680) -TELXIUN 6462 2 0 0 12 LOST SOULS (618) SPARTACUS 6434 1 2 1 12 TIMELY HEROES (656) -PELKIN 6463 1 0 0 12 LOST SOULS (618) BEAST 6357 1 0 1 11 X-MEN II (660) RINALDO 6408 1 4 0 11 THE OPERA (613) ASPHYXIA 6330 0 1 0 11 GOTHIC MINISTRY (592) -YELLOW FEVER 6390 2 2 0 10 DOK SIK KILLAS (595) MARREN THARITIA 6451 1 0 0 9 CASTLE IN THE SKY (677) TEST TUBE 7 6444 2 2 0 8 WARHAMMERS (75) KASBAH THARITIA 6452 1 0 0 8 CASTLE IN THE SKY (677) -H.I.V. 6389 1 3 0 7 DOK SIK KILLAS (595) SISTER BERNICE 6485 1 0 0 7 OLD HABITS (566) -AVRIL LAVIGNE 6465 1 0 0 7 BIMBO BRIGADE 7 (679) -PATRICK 6374 1 3 0 6 DRAGOON SQUAD (672) -MOLSON 6432 1 3 0 6 STRANGE BREW (661) ASTRID THARITIA 6448 1 0 0 6 CASTLE IN THE SKY (677) -TRACY WILLIAMS 6380 0 2 0 6 JGW PERISHABLE (653) CONDOR 6413 1 2 0 5 RAPTOR (674) -FERGIE 6464 1 0 0 5 BIMBO BRIGADE 7 (679) BAD NEWS BEAR 6486 1 0 0 5 THE BEAR'S PAW (150) JUSTINIAN 6404 1 1 0 4 HELLENIC HEROES (673) -ORESTES 6376 0 4 0 4 DRAGOON SQUAD (672) -MAYNARD 6372 0 3 0 3 DRAGOON SQUAD (672) -OMAR 6373 0 2 0 2 DRAGOON SQUAD (672) LUPUS HORRIFIQUE 6461 0 2 0 2 ABYSMAL RITES (215) PHOKUS 6406 0 2 0 2 HELLENIC HEROES (673) MAKRIYANNIS 6403 0 2 0 2 HELLENIC HEROES (673) HERACLIUS 6405 0 2 0 2 HELLENIC HEROES (673) -BETTIE PAGE 6467 0 1 0 1 BIMBO BRIGADE 7 (679) -URSULA 6473 0 1 0 1 GLADIUS (680) -ZOD 6470 0 1 0 1 GLADIUS (680) EDWARD 6450 0 1 0 1 CASTLE IN THE SKY (677) -BINK 6469 0 1 0 1 GLADIUS (680) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? CONVICTED THIEF 0 0 0 POLARIS 6230 257 NONE AITHRA THARITIA 6449 0 1 0 CASTLE IN THE SK 677 BEAST 6357 257 ZOIKAKIS 6407 1 1 0 HELLENIC HEROES 673 KODIAK 6487 257 RAZOR 5689 11 7 2 LOST SOULS 618 SISTER MARY SUEE 5671 256 ROTTEN 6489 0 1 0 MYSTIC ORC FEAST 416 CARDIAC CRAIG 257 NONE EMU 6490 0 1 0 RAPTOR 674 GUILLOTINE GARTH 257 NONE KESTREL 6409 0 1 0 RAPTOR 674 REDEMTION 6431 255 CINDI BEAR 6399 2 1 1 THE BEAR'S PAW 150 WINKIE 6401 253 REVENGED INTEGRATION 4691 1 2 0 THE SACRED COWS 377 TENSILE 6392 253 NOT REVENGED IRWIN ROMMEL 6200 3 7 0 TIMELY HEROES 656 SMOKEY BEAR 6354 255 JEZEBEL 6481 0 1 0 TIMELY HEROES 656 DARRELL DEATH 257 NONE JOAN OF ARC 6198 4 7 0 TIMELY HEROES 656 SWAMP BEAR 6382 256 NAPOLEON BONAPAR 6201 5 7 0 TIMELY HEROES 656 DARRELL DEATH 257 NONE PERSONAL ADS Close one Ten Lords Aleapin, I almost bled to death. -- Makriyannis Hail Test Tube 7 -- We're supposed to be here to scrap; next time stay home and watch figure skating. Sparrow -- This ain't over yet. -- Phokus Hey Patrick -- I hope your kidneys heal up. -- Justinian Heads-up Perrigen -- Good battle, when I win. -- Zoizakis Hammer -- Diplo received. Hope all is well over there in the Emerald City. There's no place like home. -- Oz The All Traveled Sister Mary Sueellen -- Congratulations for winning the top spot decisively and bringing the DM home to SCOMSS where it belongs. -- Oz The All Praising Father O'Malley -- Why does the little Raven more always use you to get rid of her riff-raff? I can understand her expeditious desire to get rid of the semi- incompetent Razor. When, then, will the demise of Red devil be scheduled do you think? -- Oz The All Questioning Smokey Bear -- That was an excellent bloodfeud and vengeance for your fallen partner Cindi Bear. Salute. -- Winkie David West -- That was all my pleasure. -- Nikko Father O -- Despite your proclamation otherwise, The land Of Oz did NOT have a losing record last turn. I realize that a 50/50 is unbefitting of a Wizard of my quality, but, jeez! -- Oz The All Flustered SCOMSSers -- Just one more to go. It has been a hoot! -- Oz The All Excited P.S. Another solid turn. Well done. Well, other than the one missing member and the "foo paw" by Father. Crip -- Thank you for the compliment. You did know that Mannequin and his killing are passe'? Word is that he doesn't have it any more. I think he is OK, though. Probably in a slump or pressing too hard. Perhaps at the face you and Oz can teach him again how to kill? -- Winkie Coyote -- The "brilliant" at the end of the fight was more likely a compliment for being on the favorite rhythm. I doubt that the weapon comes into play in that type of comment. -- The Wonderful Wizard Of Oz Turf War Tuffies -- As the contest draws to a close and a New Year is soon upon us I would hope that most of you would consider settling here as Swamp Citizens for further fights! -- Hammer/Minister of War/Abattoir Scarlet Knight/ DarkHorse Duelist/ Swamp Psycho/StormCrowe SwashBuckler/Morya MadMan/North Fork Fanatic/Niatoli Nuisance Oz the All Pontificating -- My All Swamp Hammerz Stable Serves as a Lively Alternative to the Common RSI Standbys! Enjoy! -- Hammer/Minister of War/Abattoir Scarlet Knight/DarkHorse Duelist/Swamp Psycho/StormCrowe SwashBuckler/Morya MadMan/ North Fork Fanatic/Niatoli Nuisance North Fork Neighbors -- Perhaps When My Newsletters and Fight Results Begin Arriving I Will Have More to Say in the Personal Ads! -- Hammer/Minister of War/Abattoir Scarlet Knight/ DarkHorse Duelist/Swamp Psycho/StormCrowe SwashBuckler/Morya MadMan/ North Fork Fanatic/Niatoli Nuisance P.S. I was Thinking About Writing another Spot for All You Swamp Psychos! Time is Running Out and More Pressing Matters Must Be Attended to Today! Baphomet -- May the Coming New Year Be Brighter and More Prosperous My Friend as You Seek Your Desired Treasure! -- Hammer/Minister of War/Abattoir Scarlet Knight/ DarkHorse Duelist/Swamp Psycho/StormCrowe SwashBuckler/Morya MadMan/North Fork Fanatic/Niatoli Nuisance P.S. Did You Get that Info Packet to Horus One Eye or Did Real Life Intrude Once Again? Horus One Eye -- Welcome Back to the Swamp! Last Week I Snail Mailed You Two Envelopes with Various Amounts of Info from OverSeas Pertaining to the Game! Today [Sunday November 25th] I Also Snail Mailed You Five More Envelopes! Am Preparing More to Snail Mail within the Next Week or So Depending Upon My Spare Time and Postage Availability! Consider Them as Christmas Gifts! You May Open Them Immediately Upon Delivery! You Should Have Enough Info in About Three Weeks to Keep You Occupied and Well Equipped to Make a Good Showing During the Coming New Year! -- Hammer/Minister of War/Abattoir Scarlet Knight/ DarkHorse Duelist/Swamp Psycho/ StormCrowe SwashBuckler/Morya MadMan/North Fork Fanatic/Niatoli Nuisance P.S. Swamp Mudd Hammer is Available for Some Skill Raping if Your Ladies are Equipped to Handle the Experience that SWH is Offering! Coyote -- I've never taken anything from fan comments. My biggest observation is comparing percentage of crits thrown with different weapons. -- Crip Horus -- Welcome back. -- Crip Swamp Burp Hammer -- Doubts were high when Jack fell down, and broke his crown. It was really bad when Jill came tumblin' after. -- J & J Racecar -- I Man! Am I? -- Bullpen Ace Test Tube 7 -- Well that worked out much better than expected. Thanks for all those skills. We'll be much better choreographed next time. -- Ten Lords Aleapin' 3 November 2007 If you need to send an email to RSI, please send it to CSR (at) reality.com. Using any other address makes it all but impossible that you'll receive a response. -- RSI LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS NAPOLEON BONAPARTE was viciously butchered by DARRELL DEATH in a 2 minute fight. EMU was dispatched by GUILLOTINE GARTH in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle. ROTTEN was easily killed by CARDIAC CRAIG in a 1 minute Dark Arena match. JEZEBEL was assassinated by DARRELL DEATH in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena duel. SPARTACUS was bested by SWAMP BEAR in a popular 3 minute Bloodfeud fight. SISTER MERCY savagely defeated PRINCE IGOR in a 3 minute Challenge competition. TEMPUS slimly won victory over BOB'S COMIC COLLECTN in a 5 minute Challenge match. LURKING FEAR handily defeated SWAMP CALL HAMMER in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee. MOMBA was outwaited by FIDELIO in a popular 7 minute Challenge duel. PYTHON was unbelievably bested by MY PILLOW in a 6 minute veteran's Challenge duel. NIKKO handily defeated ASP in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout. BEXAR savagely defeated COBRA in a 2 minute bloody master's Challenge match. MISS GULCH devastated DESCENT TO DUNWICH in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge battle. THE LION KING was bested by SMOKEY BEAR in a 5 minute Challenge bout. SWAMP MUDD HAMMER was overcome by SISTER MARYJANE in a 5 minute Challenge conflict. SISTER MARY SUEELLEN slimly lost to RHIANNON in a 4 minute master's Title bout. PIZZA PIE PARTY was outwaited by MEDEE in a crowd pleasing 7 minute master's bout. ROISIN DUBH devastated SUCULANT in a 4 minute one-sided fight. SWAMP BURP HAMMER demolished MADAME BUTTERFLY in a 2 minute brutal one-sided bout. JACK & JILL was savagely defeated by TNT in a 3 minute master's conflict. PARTY TRAP was overpowered by ITHYIC THING in a 1 minute one-sided duel. BULLPEN ACE overpowered SWAMP FOXX HAMMER in a 1 minute uneven fray. RACECAR overcame ROIS ANIN in a popular 1 minute contest. DETARTRATED was demolished by SWAMP BOGG HAMMER in a 2 minute one-sided fight. THE RON overpowered STORM in a 2 minute gory one-sided duel. ADDER subdued CEREBRO in a 3 minute melee. SCUM FIGHTS outlasted TEN LORDS ALEAPIN in a action packed 8 minute duel. AFRICAN QUEEN overpowered CONDOR in a 1 minute one-sided fray. POLARIS easily killed CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided duel. DAVID overpowered RINALDO in a 1 minute uneven fight. LUPUS HORRIFIQUE was overcome by SISTER BERNICE in a 2 minute brutal novice's fight. HERACLIUS was defeated by ASTRID THARITIA in a 2 minute novice's fight. PHOKUS was savagely defeated by MARREN THARITIA in a 3 minute beginner's bout. ZOIKAKIS was slaughtered by KODIAK in a 1 minute mismatched fight. MAKRIYANNIS was demolished by HAWK in a 1 minute mismatched match. SPARROW savagely defeated EDWARD in a 4 minute brutal novice's fray. JUSTINIAN was demolished by RAVEN in a 1 minute one-sided conflict. TEST TUBE 7 was viciously subdued by COLOSSUS in a 3 minute gruesome novice's bout. ASPHYXIA was beaten by BAD NEWS BEAR in a 4 minute competition. BEAST murdered AITHRA THARITIA in a 1 minute uneven competition. KASBAH THARITIA beat MORDANT DESERTER in a 2 minute novice's fight. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |TOTAL PARRY 14 TOTAL PARRY 149 - 87 - 3 63 | |LUNGING ATTACK 10 PARRY-RIPOSTE 20 - 17 - 1 54 | |STRIKING ATTACK 10 WALL OF STEEL 86 - 79 - 5 52 | |BASHING ATTACK 9 PARRY-STRIKE 30 - 29 - 3 51 | |AIMED BLOW 9 STRIKING ATTACK 108 - 107 - 13 50 | |PARRY-STRIKE 7 SLASHING ATTACK 40 - 42 - 2 49 | |PARRY-LUNGE 6 PARRY-LUNGE 36 - 42 - 1 46 | |SLASHING ATTACK 5 BASHING ATTACK 78 - 100 - 4 44 | |WALL OF STEEL 5 LUNGING ATTACK 108 - 147 - 7 42 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 AIMED BLOW 30 - 51 - 0 37 | Turn 257 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: BASHING ATTACK 7 - 2 PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 4 3 STRIKING ATTACK LUNGING ATTACK 6 - 4 PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 4 3 TOTAL PARRY SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 2 AIMED BLOW 2 - 7 2 WALL OF STEEL TOTAL PARRY 8 - 6 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 4 1 PARRY-LUNGE STRIKING ATTACK 5 - 5 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK 1 AIMED BLOW TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME PARRY-LUNGE RHIANNON 6031 14 11 0 106 GAELIC STORM (647) BASHING ATTACK SWAMP BURP HAMMER 5439 20 16 2 129 ALL SWAMP HAMMERZ (594) STRIKING ATTACK SISTER MERCY 5526 14 11 1 118 OLD HABITS (566) TOTAL PARRY MEDEE 5642 20 7 0 109 THE OPERA (613) WALL OF STEEL PIZZA PIE PARTY 5659 16 10 2 98 THINGS I DROOL IN (614) LUNGING ATTACK SISTER MARY SUEELLEN 5671 13 11 2 94 OLD HABITS (566) AIMED BLOW SWAMP CALL HAMMER 5985 10 5 1 55 ALL SWAMP HAMMERZ (594) PARRY-STRIKE SWAMP BEAR 6382 5 3 2 41 THE BEAR'S PAW (150) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is PYTHON 5903. The most popular warrior this turn was PYTHON 5903. The ten other most popular fighters were TEN LORDS ALEAPIN 6433, TNT 5499, SISTER MERCY 5526, TEMPUS 4635, MOMBA 5945, SISTER MARY SUEELLEN 5671, SWAMP BOGG HAMMER 6306, SWAMP BEAR 6382, BOB'S COMIC COLLECTN 5658, and RHIANNON 6031. The least popular fighter this week was AITHRA THARITIA 6449. The other ten least popular fighters were JUSTINIAN 6404, EDWARD 6450, MAKRIYANNIS 6403, ZOIKAKIS 6407, RINALDO 6408, CONDOR 6413, SCUM FIGHTS 6325, STORM 6234, ROIS ANIN 6068, and SWAMP FOXX HAMMER 6297. The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn: SMOKESCREEN (47-5944) DARQUE FORCES (396) MAIL-IN TOURNEY XLIII CONTENDERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME GRINNON BEARIT 2955 (46-31-4) 0 5 0 THE BEAR'S PAW ELIGIBLES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME TOADKILLER DOG 1103 (35-17-1) 3 3 0 WASTED SCUM ADM TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME DAIRY QUEEN 2685 (76-44-3) 8 3 0 ROYAL FLUSH KING UVDAHELL 1643 (51-27-1) 3 3 0 ROYAL FLUSH UNCERTAIN OMELET 3786 (22-11-0) 1 3 0 MYSTIC ORC FEAST CHALLENGERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME HANTA 5443 (13-13-0) 2 3 0 DOK SIK KILLAS MAGIC WAND 5771 (17-10-0) 0 2 0 LAND OF OZ CHAMPIONS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME ROISIN DUBH 6038 (15-12-1) 5 3 0 GAELIC STORM SMOKESCREEN 5944 (10-3-1) 5 3 0 DARQUE FORCES THE RON 5914 (8-9-0) 3 3 0 WARHAMMERS RHIANNON 6031 (13-11-0) 2 3 0 GAELIC STORM QUEEN OF TARTS 5980 (6-4-0) 1 3 0 MYSTIC ORC FEAST CYANIDE 5444 (12-12-2) 0 2 0 DOK SIK KILLAS LURKING FEAR 1755 (9-7-0) 0 2 0 ABYSMAL RITES ADEPTS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME SALSA ELEMENTAL 6312 (7-3-0) 7 3 0 DARQUE FORCES ITHYIC THING 6292 (4-6-0) 4 3 0 ABYSMAL RITES JAY MONROE 6175 (5-5-1) 2 3 0 JGW PERISHABLE IN THE GRIP OF ERYX 6260 (8-2-0) 0 2 0 ABYSMAL RITES ROIS ANIN 6068 (6-5-1) 0 2 0 WARHAMMERS INITIATES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME LAGER 6394 (5-1-0) 4 3 1 STRANGE BREW BARLEY 6377 (2-1-2) 1 3 0 STRANGE BREW KELLY CARPENTER 6419 (2-1-0) 1 3 0 JGW PERISHABLE THE LION KING 6360 (4-1-0) 0 2 0 ROYAL FLUSH WINKIE 6401 (3-1-2) 0 2 0 LAND OF OZ APPRENTICES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME TRACY WILLIAMS 6380 (0-2-0) 2 3 1 JGW PERISHABLE PERRIGREN 6410 (0-2-0) 1 2 0 DEAD RAPTOR AFRICAN QUEEN 6424 (0-2-0) 1 3 0 ROYAL FLUSH TEN LORDS ALEAPIN 6433 (3-0-0) 1 3 0 ROYAL FLUSH BETTIE PAGE 6467 (0-1-0) 0 2 0 BIMBO BRIGADE 7 SPARROW 6411 (2-0-0) 0 2 0 RAPTOR ROOKIES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME PROWL 6460 (0-0-0) 4 3 0 DARQUE FORCES BITTER CRUMB 6454 (0-0-0) 2 3 0 MYSTIC ORC FEAST BUMBLEBEE 6436 (0-0-0) 2 3 0 DARQUE FORCES SISTER BERNICE 6485 (0-0-0) 0 2 0 OLD HABITS VAMPIRE STEAK 6483 (0-0-0) 0 1 0 DEAD MYSTIC ORC FEAST DEAD CHALLENGERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME ACE FREHLEY 3669 (10-9-0) 4 3 0 ROYAL FLUSH JACK EENTHABOCKS 2252 (10-7-0) 2 3 0 ROYAL FLUSH JACK O'LANTERN 2762 (5-4-0) 1 2 0 DEAD ROYAL FLUSH BOSS TEN 1988 (11-12-0) 0 2 0 ROYAL FLUSH JACK HAMMER 3790 (9-6-0) 0 2 0 ROYAL FLUSH KILL*SWITCH 5809 (10-4-2) 0 2 0 DARQUE FORCES SCORPION KING 4718 (8-3-0) 0 2 0 ROYAL FLUSH DEAD CHAMPIONS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME TEN IS RAQUET 5815 (9-13-0) 2 3 0 ROYAL FLUSH TEN A. SHUSS 1642 (1-1-0) 1 3 0 ROYAL FLUSH TOP TEN LIST 2953 (3-1-0) 1 3 0 ROYAL FLUSH STEAL SHANK 5487 (10-3-1) 0 2 0 DARK PINNACLE DEAD ADEPTS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME MOTHER THERESA 5136 (2-1-0) 5 3 0 OLD HABITS IRISH CAR BOMB 6024 (8-3-0) 3 3 0 GAELIC STORM TARANTELLA 5687 (6-2-2) 3 3 0 LOST SOULS JACK RABBIT 4814 (0-1-0) 1 2 0 DEAD ROYAL FLUSH LUMBER JACK 2909 (1-1-0) 1 3 0 DEAD ROYAL FLUSH ACE VENTURA 3131 (4-6-1) 0 2 0 ROYAL FLUSH INCUBUS 5423 (6-3-1) 0 2 0 GOTHIC MINISTRY SISTER SAM 6300 (4-2-1) 0 2 0 OLD HABITS WITCHCRAZE 5201 (5-3-1) 0 2 0 DARQUE FORCES DEAD INITIATES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME MOTHER SUPERIOR 5218 (0-0-0) 6 3 0 DEAD OLD HABITS J. PETERMAN 6294 (0-0-0) 1 2 0 DEAD SECOND BANANAS THE DEAD MAN'S DAY 1752 (0-3-0) 1 3 0 ABYSMAL RITES DARK WARLOCK 5422 (4-2-0) 0 2 0 GOTHIC MINISTRY HOPS 6242 (2-3-0) 0 2 0 STRANGE BREW DEAD APPRENTICES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME SIDHE DEAS RUA 6027 (1-2-0) 3 3 0 GAELIC STORM