DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER Date : 04/15/2008 Duedate: 05/12/2008 SCOMSS SWAMP ARENA DM-47 TURN-262 This Weeks Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS HANTA DOK SIK KILLAS (595) (47-5443) [17-13-0,131] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader HANTA RAVEN DOK SIK KILLAS (595) RAPTOR (674) (47-5443) [17-13-0,131] (47-6482) [3-3-0,35] Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite PYTHON IVAN POISY THE SERPENTS (629) SPOONERTIKS (523) (47-5903) [12-15-2,58] (47-5112) [9-11-0,81] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM SECOND BANANAS (573) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. DOK SIK KILLAS (595) 50 2. SECOND BANANAS (573) 37 SPOONERTIKS (523) 3. SCREAM FACTORY (683) 35 Unchartered Team 4. THE SERPENTS (629) 30 5. THE BEAR'S PAW (150) 24 RAPTOR (674) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1/ 1 SPOONERTIKS (523) 107 69 7 60.8 1/ 2 SECOND BANANAS (573) 11 4 4 2/ 2 LAND OF OZ (217) 531 349 16 60.3 2/ 3 ROYAL FLUSH (48) 9 3 1 3/ 3 SECOND BANANAS (573) 139 97 17 58.9 3/ 1 X-MEN II (660) 8 5 1 4/ 5 ROYAL FLUSH (48) 679 544 36 55.5 4/ 9 THE SERPENTS (629) 8 7 0 5/ 6 THE BEAR'S PAW (150) 399 367 39 52.1 5/ 7*RAPTOR (674) 7 6 0 6/ 7 ALL SWAMP HAMMERZ (594) 97 91 8 51.6 6/ 5 THE BEAR'S PAW (150) 7 8 0 7/ 8 X-MEN II (660) 40 45 6 47.1 7/ 6 ABYSMAL RITES (215) 6 5 1 8/11*RAPTOR (674) 17 20 0 45.9 8/13 SPOONERTIKS (523) 5 4 0 9/10 WARHAMMERS (75) 269 342 14 44.0 9/10 GAELIC STORM (647) 4 2 0 10/ 9 STRANGE BREW (661) 28 36 5 43.8 10/11 LAND OF OZ (217) 4 3 0 11/13 THE SERPENTS (629) 64 86 4 42.7 11/15*SCREAM FACTORY (683) 4 6 1 12/12 JGW PERISHABLE (653) 20 28 1 41.7 12/12 DOK SIK KILLAS (595) 4 8 0 13/14 DOK SIK KILLAS (595) 55 82 3 40.1 13/ 4 WARHAMMERS (75) 4 11 0 14/15 GAELIC STORM (647) 63 94 4 40.1 14/17 CODE RED (547) 3 5 0 15/16*SCREAM FACTORY (683) 4 6 1 40.0 15/14*CASTLE IN THE SKY (677) 3 6 0 16/17 ABYSMAL RITES (215) 41 64 3 39.0 16/ 8 ALL SWAMP HAMMERZ (594) 3 7 0 17/18*CASTLE IN THE SKY (677) 7 12 0 36.8 17/19*HELLENIC HEROES (673) 2 7 1 18/19 CODE RED (547) 26 52 0 33.3 18/ 0*B.L.A.C.K. (657) 1 0 0 Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 19/ 0*B.L.A.C.K. (657) 4 12 0 25.0 19/18 STRANGE BREW (661) 1 4 0 20/20*HELLENIC HEROES (673) 4 16 1 20.0 20/20 JGW PERISHABLE (653) 0 2 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank TEAM SPOTLIGHT Judge and Lethal were in the Lizard Tail Inn talking over their matches as Man Hunter came in. "Did you take a bath?" asked Lethal. "Why, is one missing?" asked Man Hunter. Judge started to laugh. "You just look so out of sorts," Lethal said. "I had some things to think about." Judge almost choked on his white wine. "You? Think? Now that is not what you do too well." Man Hunter stepped up to him. "Why do you say that??" Judge smiled. "Well, we said it was chilly out the other day, and you went to get a bowl. Then, yesterday, I told you to make me a scotch on the rocks and there were actual rocks in my drink." Lethal burst out laughing. "Well, we got to get to our studies on our upcoming performances," Man Hunter said. Judge and Lethal got up. "I hope this goes well," Man Hunter said as they walked out. Suicide watched as Killer sparred with a stablehand. "Not so close," Killer said. "Don't talk to the scum," Suicide said. "Let your weapon do the talking." Killer and Lethal were trying to figure out what to wear for the meeting at the cemetary. "You know this door is a little loose," Lethal said. "Judge has a screwdriver," Killer said, heading out. Judge was in his room, going over some case files, when he heard the knock and told them to come in. "I need a screwdriver," Killer said. "I'm out of vodka." Killer shook her head. "The door to my room is loose." "Oh, um, drawer on the left," Judge said, pointing. Killer walked to the desk and opened the drawer and started to look around. "All you got in here is gin, scotch and tonic." Judge turned to her, "Top drawer." She slammed the drawer and opened the top one. "Got it." She started for the door. "You shouldn't get caught drinking too much with your record." Judge shot her a glance. "Backtalking a judge, that's two years hard labor." Killer shook her head and walked out. 'Being stuck-up, that should be some lashes,' thought Judge. * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * ---===FREE BLADES REGIONAL NEWS===--- Duelmasters ----------- DM 9 ZUKAL (turn 591): VENTRIIE of DARK WARDS (Dr. Doom, mgr.) DM 12 RIZTAB (turn 591): PARMEIDES of DREAMERS (Sleepy, mgr.) DM 13 DULLENS (turn 498): WINDWALKER of CARDOW HUNTERS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 15 MALCORN (turn 585): REDBIRD of GREENWARDENS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 16 WILLAF (turn 587): HEART OF GOLD of GOLDEN GLADIATORS (Midas, mgr.) DM 17 ALJAFIR (turn 586): QUINTUS of FIELDS OF ELYSIUM (Caesar, mgr.) DM 19 ZUWAYZA (turn 584): TIMES of THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 28 MORYA (turn 292): VAIDISAVA of THE PENTARCHY (Le Pentarque, mgr.) DM 29 LAPUR (turn 577): BRICKHOUSE of STREETWALKERS (Roadkill, mgr.) DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 290): LOCUST of PESTILENCE (Lord of Pestilence, mgr.) DM 32 ARVAT (turn 573): SERVIUS of CAESAR'S THUGS (Caesar, mgr.) DM 33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 571): ACE HEARTS HAMMER of KLKASINO HAMMERZ (Hammer) DM 35 MURSKA (turn 562): ALE'CHAI TALLSKY of PHILANTHROPISTS (Aragorn, mgr.) DM 43 VEASTIAN (turn 525): SOLDIER 4 of MEDAL OF HONOR 27 (The Anarchist, mgr.) DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 267): REALITY of SRETSAMLEUD II (Phat Phat, mgr.) DM 47 DOUBLE X (turn 261): HANTA of DOK SIK KILLERS (Doc Sik, mgr.) DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 248): EXTENSION oF LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.) DM 56 ROCANIS (turn 452): CENTURION of KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS (Jakari, mgr.) DM 60 COLLUSION COVE (turn 439): WRATH LIX of DEATH STUDS VII (Death Stud, mgr) DM 61 JURINE (turn 430): LOCKENLOAD of CLAN GHOST BEARS (Bjorn, mgr.) DM 65 DAL SHANG (turn 416): DUCK KA-BOB of MIGHTY DUCKS (Woody, mgr.) DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 197): LAELKORISSA of FAVORITE GUYS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 74 DAYLA KIV (turn 386): GENERAL MILLS of CORPS (Papa Bear, mgr.) DM 75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 384): GARTH of MANAGER MUSINGS (FTF Manager, mgr.) DM 78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 371): CONJUROR of MAGIC ARTISTS (Houdini, mgr.) ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 478): JAMMIES of DARKLINGS (She-Puppy, mgr.) Top Teams --------- DM 9 ZUKAL (turn 591): DARK WARDS (Dr. Doom, mgr.) DM 12 RIZTAB (turn 591): CULTS-R-US (?, mgr.) DM 13 DULLENS (turn 498): CARDOW HUNTERS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 15 MALCORN (turn 585): STARBASE 5 (Zeus, mgr.) DM 16 WILLAF (turn 587): PUNNY ANIMALS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 17 ALJAFIR (turn 586): MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.) DM 19 ZUWAYZA (turn 584): THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 28 MORYA (turn 292): THE PENTARCHY (Le Pentarque, mgr.) DM 29 LAPUR (turn 577): ESCAPADE (Scion, mgr.) DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 290): WAR (Lord of War, mgr.) DM 32 ARVAT (turn 573): ROMAN HEROES (Caesar, mgr.) DM 33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 571): STORM BRINGERS (The Rake, mgr.) DM 35 MURSKA (turn 562): PHILANTHROPISTS (Aragorn, mgr.) DM 43 VEASTIAN (turn 525): THE FAMILY (Jorja, mgr.) DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 267): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.) DM 47 DOUBLE X (turn 261): X-MEN II (Omega, mgr.) DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 248): MIDDLE WAY 6 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 56 ROCANIS (turn 452): KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS (Jakari, mgr.) DM 60 COLLUSION COVE (turn 439): CHILDHOOD TRAUMA (Samwise the Bald, mgr.) DM 61 JURINE (turn 430): CLAN GHOST BEARS (Bjorn, mgr.) DM 65 DAL SHANG (turn 416): MIGHTY DUCKS (Woody, mgr.) DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 197): MIDDLE WAY 18 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 74 DAYLA KIV (turn 386): SAND DANCERRS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 384): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 371): MAGIC ARTISTS (Houdini, mgr.) ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 478): DO IT AGAIN et al (The Dark One, mgr.) Recent Graduates ----------------- DM 12 RIZTAB (turn 590): KOOL-AID DRIKER of CULTS-R-US (?, mgr.) DM 15 MALCORN (turn 585): REDBIRD of GREENWARDENS (Jorja, mgr.) (turn 584): BET TWICE of TRIPLE CROWN (Sultan, mgr.) DM 28 MORYA (turn 291): SHARAPOVA of THE PENTARCHY (Le Pentarque, mgr.) DM 29 LAPUR (turn 577): MURRY of CROC FILES (THawk, mgr.) DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 289): ULL STORMHELM of THE STORMBRINGERS (High Lord Bosk) DM 32 ARVAT (turn 572): SHEA TANN of DEVIL ADVOCATES (Dark One, mgr.) DEFIANCE of ANGELS OF PAIN (The Dark One, mgr.) DM 33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 570): THE CLAW of RAVAGING LORDS (General Ikillu, mgr.) DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 266): ANGEL HAMMER of MUTANT HAMMERZ (Hammer, mgr.) DM 47 DOUBLE X (turn 261): ROISIN DUBH of GAELIC STORM (Bobby Bigfoot, mgr.) SUCCULANT of WARHAMMERS (Coyote, mgr.) DM 60 COLLUSION COVE (turn 439): ALLAN JOHNSON of TPW FOREVER (Anti, mgr.) WHITE WITCH of CRAZY CREEPS (Crazy Creepster, mgr) LOKI IX of DEATH STUDS VII (Death Stud, mgr.) (turn 438): THE RIDDLER of CRAZY CREEPS (Crazy Creepster, mgr) DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 196): BLACK EYE of BLACK & BLUE (The Mun, mgr.) SPY REPORT Greetings warriors! It is I, Zontani Sharp Eyes, here to bring report of the clash and bustle of the weekly SCOMSS SWAMP games. Former top team X-MEN II was unseated this week as SECOND BANANAS moved up from 2nd ranking to take the top spot with a 3-2-2 record for the round. Fortune did not smile upon WARHAMMERS this time out who this turn suffered a fall into 13th position in the wake of a 1-4-0 round. Warriors--remember that glory waits always around the corner! Witness how this week THE SERPENTS went 4-1-0 to move up 5 in the rankings. NILES caught the eye of many in the gladiatorial commission as he skillfully bested SWAMP CALL HAMMER and was awarded 30 points in recognition. In one of the week's more notable duels, MOMBA put down KILLER, causing her to lose 11 points of recognition in the process. This time out JACK & JILL made his bid for the throne as he challenged HANTA in an all out contest of skill for possession of the title! Not for nothing has HANTA in the past laid claim to the Duelmaster's throne, and this week he's proven his combat skill yet again. Would you believe that over half of the old women in SCOMSS SWAMP seem to feel that they could fight better than you gladiators? I have been in deep conclave with my spies who watched all that has recently transpired. Indeed there is much I would report. My inside sources tell me that the team to beat in SCOMSS SWAMP these days is THE BEAR'S PAW. At least, most blades in town are looking to avoid them. Apparently the stalwarts of SPOONERTIKS are catching the bulk of jests down at the challenging board for their large share of the avoids. Loose talk at the arena has reached my ears and it but confirms the knowledge that many fighters are after BARBARINO. Watch your back! At the gambling halls I have started to bet money on GLUTTAN. He has got the courage it takes. Witness his challenge this turn against BEAST! I must admit to some joy. Before my very eyes the underdog in this contest, GLUTTAN, defeated BEAST to claim victory and recognition. Is not Death a warrior's foremost adviser? Warriors, may this counselor stand ready at your right hand forever! NESSMAN has sworn to take up religion upon living to tell of his recent bout with the Dark Arena horrors. A rare thing indeed! Perhaps even the strong cannot escape the vagaries of this world. This week arena veteran SWAMP CALL HAMMER was slain, despite a 12-8-1 record. Walk proud, warriors of RAPTOR! By striking down FEAR you have avenged the honor of your dead. Your virtue is known to all in SCOMSS SWAMP. Dark alleys may hide both secrets and assassins. In the arena there is only the brightness of steel. Keep vigil always! If it were not for my skills as a spy I would have been mugged three times already in SCOMSS SWAMP. Nice atmosphere you have here! More than a sharp eye must I keep, indeed a stout pair of legs must I keep as well! The endless paths of Alastari await me! Till we meet again, remember: a turtle walks slow, hides head in a shell, and harms no one; a lion runs to slay its prey.-- Zontani Sharp Eyes DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME HANTA 5443 17 13 0 131 DOK SIK KILLAS (595) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME JACK & JILL 5310 27 21 0 118 ROYAL FLUSH (48) BARBARINO 5957 11 6 0 116 SECOND BANANAS (573) -MAGIC WAND 5771 17 10 0 110 LAND OF OZ (217) BULLPEN ACE 5907 15 12 2 99 ROYAL FLUSH (48) NIKKO 6385 7 2 0 94 LAND OF OZ (217) -BOQ 5873 17 5 0 93 LAND OF OZ (217) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME RHIANNON 6031 15 15 0 90 GAELIC STORM (647) BEXAR 5906 15 13 0 90 THE BEAR'S PAW (150) NILES 5860 12 9 1 90 SECOND BANANAS (573) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME JETHRO 5949 10 6 1 86 SECOND BANANAS (573) -LURKING FEAR 1755 12 9 0 82 ABYSMAL RITES (215) IVAN POISY 5112 9 11 0 81 SPOONERTIKS (523) NESSMAN 6352 9 4 5 78 SECOND BANANAS (573) STORM 6234 9 9 0 75 X-MEN II (660) -IN THE GRIP OF ERYX 6260 10 4 0 74 ABYSMAL RITES (215) -ITHYIC THING 6292 7 8 0 74 ABYSMAL RITES (215) SWAMP BOGG HAMMER 6306 10 5 0 71 ALL SWAMP HAMMERZ (594) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME THE RON 5914 11 12 0 65 WARHAMMERS (75) COBRA 5842 12 18 0 64 THE SERPENTS (629) MOMBA 5945 13 11 1 61 THE SERPENTS (629) ADDER 5920 16 9 0 60 THE SERPENTS (629) PUDDY 6295 13 2 0 58 SECOND BANANAS (573) PYTHON 5903 12 15 2 58 THE SERPENTS (629) -TEN LORDS ALEAPIN 6433 6 2 1 58 ROYAL FLUSH (48) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME SMOKEY BEAR 6354 9 5 1 55 THE BEAR'S PAW (150) ASP 5843 10 20 1 54 THE SERPENTS (629) KODIAK 6487 4 2 2 48 THE BEAR'S PAW (150) THE LION KING 6360 7 4 0 47 ROYAL FLUSH (48) WINKIE 6401 5 3 2 45 LAND OF OZ (217) -CHRIS PERRY 6213 5 5 0 44 JGW PERISHABLE (653) -HIGH TEST 6239 9 4 0 43 STRANGE BREW (661) ROIS ANIN 6068 8 9 1 42 WARHAMMERS (75) POLARIS 6230 7 6 1 40 X-MEN II (660) KILLER 4999 6 10 0 40 CODE RED (547) -DEADLY 4996 8 7 0 35 CODE RED (547) JUDGE 4997 5 11 0 35 CODE RED (547) RAVEN 6482 3 3 0 35 RAPTOR (674) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -SPARROW 6411 5 2 0 30 RAPTOR (674) GLUTTAN 6514 1 1 0 30 SCREAM FACTORY (683) -AFRICAN QUEEN 6424 3 3 0 28 ROYAL FLUSH (48) -LAGER 6394 5 1 0 27 STRANGE BREW (661) -MAN HUNTER 5000 4 11 0 26 CODE RED (547) -DAVID WEST 6381 4 2 0 25 JGW PERISHABLE (653) -COLOSSUS 6356 3 1 2 25 X-MEN II (660) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME BAD NEWS BEAR 6486 4 2 0 23 THE BEAR'S PAW (150) A.D. 5305 6 4 0 22 SPOONERTIKS (523) -LETHAL 4998 3 13 0 22 CODE RED (547) AGARIC 6509 3 1 0 22 WARHAMMERS (75) -KASBAH THARITIA 6452 3 1 0 22 CASTLE IN THE SKY (677) BEAST 6357 5 1 1 21 X-MEN II (660) HAWK 6412 4 4 0 20 RAPTOR (674) STINGO RARR 6507 2 0 0 20 SPOONERTIKS (523) SEPSIS 6522 1 1 0 20 DOK SIK KILLAS (595) -CONDOR 6413 3 4 0 19 RAPTOR (674) -MARREN THARITIA 6451 2 2 0 18 CASTLE IN THE SKY (677) FOURTH NORK 6506 2 0 0 17 SPOONERTIKS (523) THIEDO 6492 1 2 0 17 CASTLE IN THE SKY (677) -BARLEY 6377 2 1 2 16 STRANGE BREW (661) CHANCE 6205 1 3 0 16 B.L.A.C.K. (657) -KELLY CARPENTER 6419 2 1 0 15 JGW PERISHABLE (653) SICKO 6513 2 0 0 15 SCREAM FACTORY (683) -CHINA MILKMAID 6502 1 1 0 15 LAND OF OZ (217) -SANITY LOSS 6518 1 1 1 12 ABYSMAL RITES (215) -BELCOME WHACK 6505 1 0 0 11 SPOONERTIKS (523) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -FJALAR 6324 1 0 0 10 B.L.A.C.K. (657) -DEATH 6528 1 0 0 10 STRANGE BREW (661) JUSTINIAN 6404 2 2 0 9 HELLENIC HEROES (673) -PESTILENCE 6203 1 2 0 9 B.L.A.C.K. (657) MAKRIYANNIS 6403 1 3 1 8 HELLENIC HEROES (673) NIGHTSHADE 6536 1 0 0 8 RAPTOR (674) A TALE OF PAIN 6531 1 0 0 6 ABYSMAL RITES (215) -TRACY WILLIAMS 6380 0 2 0 6 JGW PERISHABLE (653) HERACLIUS 6405 0 6 0 6 HELLENIC HEROES (673) FEAR 6516 1 1 1 5 SCREAM FACTORY (683) ASTRID THARITIA 6448 1 2 0 5 CASTLE IN THE SKY (677) -MEDUSA 6204 1 2 0 5 B.L.A.C.K. (657) BARNEY BEAR 6512 1 2 0 5 THE BEAR'S PAW (150) PHOKUS 6406 0 4 0 4 HELLENIC HEROES (673) -GRAVE ROBBER 6202 0 3 0 3 B.L.A.C.K. (657) BOTORU 6526 0 2 0 2 WARHAMMERS (75) MINION 6532 0 1 0 1 SCREAM FACTORY (683) ANGEL 6537 0 1 0 1 X-MEN II (660) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? LUPUS HORRIFIQUE 6461 0 3 0 ABYSMAL RITES 215 SWAMP MUDD HAMME 6299 258 NONE SANITY LOSS 6503 0 1 0 ABYSMAL RITES 215 COLOSSUS 6356 259 SWAMP CALL HAMME 5985 12 8 1 ALL SWAMP HAMMER 594 NILES 5860 262 SUPER SLUGBAIT 0 0 0 DARK ARENA NESSMAN 6352 262 NONE ANYBODY 6534 0 1 0 DOK SIK KILLAS 595 DWAYNE THE DOG 262 NONE CYANIDE 5444 12 14 2 DOK SIK KILLAS 595 BULLPEN ACE 5907 260 REVENGED NOBODY 6535 0 1 0 DOK SIK KILLAS 595 CREAM O'CROP CRI 262 NONE SOMEBODY 6533 0 1 0 DOK SIK KILLAS 595 CREAM O'CROP CRI 262 NONE DIE DIE DIE 6529 0 1 0 JGW PERISHABLE 653 DARQUE BEAST 262 NONE MUDD-DUCK 6521 0 1 0 RAPTOR 674 FEAR 6516 261 JUST REVENGED PIGEON 6496 1 2 0 RAPTOR 674 COLOSSUS 6356 260 SAVAGE 6515 0 2 0 SCREAM FACTORY 683 MAKRIYANNIS 6403 262 DIE!! 6543 0 1 0 STRANGE BREW 661 OMNIPOTENT OZ 262 NONE TALCAMA 5313 2 4 0 STRETSAMLEUD 575 TEN LORDS ALEAPI 6433 259 RINALDO 6408 1 5 0 THE OPERA 613 KODIAK 6487 258 NOT REVENGED CEREBRO 6229 3 5 0 X-MEN II 660 PYTHON 5903 258 REVENGED PERSONAL ADS Scream Factory -- Sorry that Savage lost. Death was supposed to join his stable mate Die! in the Dark Arena. This next turn I am sure he will make it there. -- Wretch Second Bananas! Top Team On The Move! Salute. -- Oz The All Impressed Fourth Nork -- Oh, I am. I am! Please be very careful with delicate little me. Please. -- China Milkmaid Spawn -- Always so nice to see your personals. You and Crip have such a way with the King's English. -- Oz The All Literate Man Hunter -- Thanks for the challenge. I wasn't so easy, was I? -- Winkie Heraclius -- Hey, thanks. Those skills were neat! So was everything else. -- China Milkmaid Hanta -- Again! A salute to the Duelmaster. I am sure we will all enjoy your DM Column. -- Oz The All Covetous Hanta -- Well done. I suspect you'll try again, so I shall try to adapt this time. -- Bullpen Ace Smokey Bear -- So where have you been getting your challenging lessons from? Bullies on the kindergarten playground at recess perhaps??? -- Ten Lords A Leapin Killer -- Yet again, I've fallen and I can't get up. -- The Lion King Suculant -- Good thing you got an invite to ADM, we wouldn't want to have to outlast you like that again. -- Jack & Jill All -- Sadly, for the second time in three turns, an apparently over eager spam filter has caused my warrior to be benched on the sidelines. Sounds like a painful allergy. Just hope the remedy is now in place or this "comeback" will be very short lived. -- Spawn Jack & Jill -- Well, you have proven you can scum with the best of them one last time. See you later, or maybe not, as I am going for the Isle. -- Suculant Lurking Fear -- I think not!! Nice fight, but no fear lurking anywhere. I should have fought better. I blame my manager. -- The Ron P.S. As he should. -- Coyote Storm -- Not like our last fight, and the team made me pick up the bar tab!! See you later. -- Rois Anin Suculant is a TP with 13(+2)-15-12-13-15-6(+1)-13. Advanced Expert Riposte and parry, Expert in defense. Small shield with a low OE and mod AL. Also he's my only TP currently, as scumming wins but is not my cup of tea. Thanks. -- Coyote Python -- You were good. Next time I hope for a different outcome. -- Deadly Winkie -- Did you... You couldn't... How did... Just my luck. -- Man Hunter The Lion King -- Welcome to my jungle. -- Killer Sanity Loss -- You have been judged. -- Judge Raven -- I ain't got nothing to say. -- Lethal LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS NESSMAN viciously butchered SUPER SLUGBAIT in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight. DIE DIE DIE was slaughtered by DARQUE BEAST in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle. DIE!! was easily killed by OMNIPOTENT OZ in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena match. ANYBODY was slaughtered by DWAYNE THE DOG in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena brawl. SOMEBODY was assassinated by CREAM O'CROP CRIP in a 2 minute brutal Dark Arena fight. NOBODY was butchered by CREAM O'CROP CRIP in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena brawl. SEPSIS was overpowered by BULLPEN ACE in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud struggle. JACK & JILL was devastated by HANTA in a 2 minute Challenge Title competition. RHIANNON was vanquished by BARBARINO in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel. JETHRO was viciously subdued by SUCULANT in a 5 minute veteran's Challenge duel. NILES easily killed SWAMP CALL HAMMER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout. STORM savagely defeated PUDDY in a 3 minute bloody Challenge match. THE LION KING unbelievably bested POLARIS in a exciting 3 minute Challenge contest. SMOKEY BEAR unbelievably bested WINKIE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge bout. A.D. was savagely defeated by JUDGE in a 2 minute gory Challenge duel. BAD NEWS BEAR bested HAWK in a 6 minute Challenge duel. FEAR was handily defeated by RAVEN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout. GLUTTAN overpowered BEAST in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout. BARNEY BEAR was overpowered by SICKO in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge bout. ROISIN DUBH defeated IVAN POISY in a crowd pleasing 4 minute master's conflict. NIKKO overpowered ADDER in a exciting 1 minute gory uneven fight. BEXAR handily defeated MASTER DARQUE in a 1 minute uneven duel. SWAMP BOGG HAMMER devastated KODIAK in a 1 minute one-sided bout. THE RON was narrowly defeated by COBRA in a 2 minute expert's fight. MOMBA overpowered KILLER in a popular 1 minute uneven fight. PYTHON defeated ROIS ANIN in a exciting 1 minute expert's match. ASP vanquished AGARIC in a 1 minute one-sided fray. HERACLIUS was handily defeated by STINGO RARR in a 1 minute mismatched bout. THIEDO unbelievably bested STREET LEGAL in a popular 7 minute gruesome novice's bout. ASTRID THARITIA was handily defeated by CHANCE in a 1 minute one-sided fight. PHOKUS was subdued by NIGHTSHADE in a 2 minute brutal novice's fight. SAVAGE was killed by MAKRIYANNIS in a 1 minute beginner's bout. JUSTINIAN savagely defeated ANGEL in a 7 minute gory beginner's contest. BOTORU was unbelievably bested by A TALE OF PAIN in a 4 minute novice's battle. FOURTH NORK devastated MINION in a 1 minute uneven bout. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |TOTAL PARRY 11 TOTAL PARRY 92 - 53 - 1 63 | |LUNGING ATTACK 10 WALL OF STEEL 50 - 40 - 1 56 | |WALL OF STEEL 8 STRIKING ATTACK 70 - 65 - 9 52 | |STRIKING ATTACK 7 SLASHING ATTACK 22 - 23 - 1 49 | |BASHING ATTACK 7 BASHING ATTACK 43 - 48 - 4 47 | |PARRY-STRIKE 6 PARRY-RIPOSTE 9 - 11 - 0 45 | |PARRY-LUNGE 4 PARRY-STRIKE 25 - 32 - 1 44 | |AIMED BLOW 4 LUNGING ATTACK 62 - 83 - 8 43 | |SLASHING ATTACK 4 PARRY-LUNGE 23 - 40 - 1 37 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 AIMED BLOW 20 - 42 - 2 32 | Turn 262 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 5 - 6 3 WALL OF STEEL STRIKING ATTACK 5 - 2 PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 4 3 STRIKING ATTACK WALL OF STEEL 5 - 3 BASHING ATTACK 2 - 5 2 TOTAL PARRY LUNGING ATTACK 6 - 4 AIMED BLOW 1 - 3 2 PARRY-LUNGE PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 2 SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 3 1 LUNGING ATTACK TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME WALL OF STEEL HANTA 5443 17 13 0 131 DOK SIK KILLAS (595) TOTAL PARRY JACK & JILL 5310 27 21 0 118 ROYAL FLUSH (48) STRIKING ATTACK BARBARINO 5957 11 6 0 116 SECOND BANANAS (573) LUNGING ATTACK BEXAR 5906 15 13 0 90 THE BEAR'S PAW (150) PARRY-LUNGE NILES 5860 12 9 1 90 SECOND BANANAS (573) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is PYTHON 5903. The most popular warrior this turn was IVAN POISY 5112. The ten other most popular fighters were JETHRO 5949, WINKIE 6401, POLARIS 6230, HANTA 5443, JUDGE 4997, BARBARINO 5957, RAVEN 6482, NIKKO 6385, COBRA 5842, and NESSMAN 6352. The least popular fighter this week was ANGEL 6537. The other ten least popular fighters were BAD NEWS BEAR 6486, BARNEY BEAR 6512, MINION 6532, A TALE OF PAIN 6531, ASTRID THARITIA 6448, THIEDO 6492, HERACLIUS 6405, AGARIC 6509, KODIAK 6487, and SICKO 6513. The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn: HANTA (47-5443) DOK SIK KILLAS (595) The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn: SUCULANT (47-3589) WARHAMMERS (75) ROISIN DUBH (47-6038) GAELIC STORM (647)