DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER Date : 11/25/2008 Duedate: 12/22/2008 SCOMSS SWAMP ARENA DM-47 TURN-270 This Weeks Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS SISTER MERCY OLD HABITS (566) (47-5526) [15-11-1,131] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader SISTER MERCY KORTALIA OLD HABITS (566) FORCE OF WILL (670) (47-5526) [15-11-1,131] (47-6365) [6-3-2,59] Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite ASP ANTI THE SERPENTS (629) I HATE THEM (597) (47-5843) [11-27-1,61] (47-5457) [7-8-0,46] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM DARQUE FORCES (396) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. STRANGE BREW (661) 60 2. DARQUE FORCES (396) 58 OLD HABITS (566) 3. LAND OF OZ (217) 49 Unchartered Team 4. THINGS I DROOL IN (614) 48 5. CHRISTIAN ROCK 2 (689) 41 LUROCIAN DEVILS (686) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1/ 4 OLD HABITS (566) 105 60 8 63.6 1/ 6 DARQUE FORCES (396) 9 5 1 2/ 6 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416) 314 203 24 60.7 2/ 5*SOLDIERS OF ROME (691) 8 7 2 3/ 8 LAND OF OZ (217) 540 353 16 60.5 3/ 2*THE FALLEN (696) 8 7 1 4/ 7 SPOONERTIKS (523) 127 84 8 60.2 4/ 1 THE BEAR'S PAW (150) 8 7 0 5/ 5 THINGS I DROOL IN (614) 80 53 5 60.2 5/13 CHAOTIX BEASTS (610) 7 2 0 6/10 SECOND BANANAS (573) 155 110 17 58.5 6/ 9*KAOS (695) 7 3 0 7/ 3*LUROCIAN DEVILS (686) 7 5 1 58.3 7/ 4 SPOONERTIKS (523) 7 3 0 8/12*KAOS (695) 8 6 0 57.1 8/17 SECOND BANANAS (573) 7 4 0 9/ 9 THE OPERA (613) 82 63 3 56.6 9/15 DARK PINNACLE (598) 6 4 1 10/13 GOTHIC MINISTRY (592) 52 40 3 56.5 10/21 GOTHIC MINISTRY (592) 6 4 0 11/11 ROYAL FLUSH (48) 695 555 37 55.6 11/ 3 WARHAMMERS (75) 6 6 0 12/ 0 DSM4 (698) 367 294 26 55.5 12/10 ALL SWAMP HAMMERZ (594) 6 7 0 13/15 DARK PINNACLE (598) 75 64 6 54.0 13/ 8*FORCE OF WILL (670) 6 9 0 14/16 DARQUE FORCES (396) 153 132 14 53.7 14/27 LAND OF OZ (217) 5 2 0 15/14*FORCE OF WILL (670) 24 21 2 53.3 15/25*CHRISTIAN ROCK 2 (689) 5 4 0 16/ 2*THE FALLEN (696) 8 7 1 53.3 16/11*TEAM ASGARD (684) 5 10 1 17/17 CHAOTIX BEASTS (610) 50 44 4 53.2 17/18 X-MEN II (660) 5 10 0 18/18 THE BEAR'S PAW (150) 424 382 40 52.6 18/37 OLD HABITS (566) 4 1 0 Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 19/ 0 CHEERS (659) 31 29 1 51.7 19/35 INDIFFERENCE (611) 4 2 1 20/19 LIFE'S LESSONS (562) 109 104 9 51.2 20/16 ROYAL FLUSH (48) 4 5 0 21/20 ALL SWAMP HAMMERZ (594) 111 108 8 50.7 21/31*THEY MUST DIE! (688) 4 5 0 22/ 0*FLATUTEN MANAGERS (697) 2 2 0 50.0 22/ 7 THE SERPENTS (629) 4 11 0 23/21 I HATE THEM (597) 48 49 2 49.5 23/26 ABYSMAL RITES (215) 3 2 0 24/22 OF WOLF AND MAN (603) 57 59 3 49.1 24/23 STRANGE BREW (661) 3 6 0 25/33*CHRISTIAN ROCK 2 (689) 9 10 0 47.4 25/24 RAPTOR (674) 3 6 0 26/23 RAPTOR (674) 33 38 1 46.5 26/19 THE MIDDLE WAY 3 (506) 3 7 0 27/25 INDIFFERENCE (611) 93 111 7 45.6 27/ 0*FLATUTEN MANAGERS (697) 2 2 0 28/24 WARHAMMERS (75) 286 357 14 44.5 28/29 I HATE THEM (597) 2 3 0 29/32*SOLDIERS OF ROME (691) 11 14 2 44.0 29/34 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416) 2 3 0 30/26 STRANGE BREW (661) 39 50 6 43.8 30/36 THINGS I DROOL IN (614) 2 3 0 31/27 JGW PERISHABLE (653) 27 36 1 42.9 31-22*LADIES OF DREAD (641) 2 5 0 32/30 ABYSMAL RITES (215) 50 70 3 41.7 32/20 OF WOLF AND MAN (603) 2 5 0 33/35*THEY MUST DIE! (688) 5 7 0 41.7 33/32 LIFE'S LESSONS (562) 2 7 0 34/28 X-MEN II (660) 47 68 6 40.9 34/30 JGW PERISHABLE (653) 1 2 0 35/29 THE SERPENTS (629) 77 113 4 40.5 35/12*LUROCIAN DEVILS (686) 1 2 0 36/31 THE MIDDLE WAY 3 (506) 101 155 2 39.5 36/ 0 CHEERS (659) 1 4 0 37/ 0*SCREAM FACTORY (683) 4 8 1 33.3 37/ 0 DSM4 (698) 1 4 0 38/34*TEAM ASGARD (684) 12 27 2 30.8 38/28 HELLENIC HEROES (673) 1 8 1 39-37*LADIES OF DREAD (641) 6 21 0 22.2 39/33 THE OPERA (613) 0 8 0 40/36 HELLENIC HEROES (673) 10 39 4 20.4 40/ 0*SCREAM FACTORY (683) 0 2 0 41/ 0*VAMPIRE'S SKULL (12) 0 15 0 0.0 41/ 0*VAMPIRE'S SKULL (12) 0 1 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank TEAM SPOTLIGHT * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * Walking Bones Part One -- Bone Dance The sounds of battle echoed in the cemetery of SCOMSS Swamp. A half-mad necromaster had broken in and slaughtered the guards. The city watch was quick to respond but soon found themselves outnumbered and ill-prepared to fight the horrors that haunted the dark tombs of the bone yard. Many city watch fell prey to the monsters before the black fist of Ahringol was called in to aid in the fight. For hours they fought back the wave of undead, forcing them back into the cemetery, where the black guard and clerics of the Lord of the Dead could use their true power.... Demonic Hex's sword rang as he battled back the spawns of rot and decay. His left hand unleashed a blue-white wave of disruption that knocked the charging skeletons and ghasts to the ground. Their screams filled the bitter cold night. His sword arm ached from his wounds; the bleeding, burning pain nagged him. He told himself that there were always claws and biting with zombies and ghouls--they would bite anything that they could get their diseased claws on. There were not many left, as his sword and spells had devastated the mutilated, twisted, blackened, smoking corpses that laid all around him. Hex and his bone golem shadow moved quickly across the field of bodies to the side of an old noble family's mausoleum. He took a deep breath, and the foul stench hit him like an iron fist. The grim-faced necroknight spit as he scanned the area with his corpse's sight. "It would seem that this renegade caster has raised the whole damned graveyard to fight us, A-Jax." The bone golem nodded its horned head at Hex. The two moved west with all the speed he could manage. The arena fight earlier was taking its toll. Hex could taste the dark magic in the air, a foul, bitter taste that stuck to the back of his throat. As another slash from his glowing blade brought the red eyes in front of him to a close, Hex saw Death Kiss and Helios in heated battle with a large group of ghouls. Ghouls were freaks to him, nasty freaks that had no place in the world. The black guard drew deeply from within and charged in, with A-Jax right behind him. Hex ducked low as a spear hit his armor-plated body. The spear shattered from the heavy impact of the blow, knocking the breath out of him in a hot, steaming cloud. Hex fell to his knees. He put his left hand to his ribs, bringing it back with blood on it. The towering A-Jax jumped in and hacked the first ghoul in half, from head to toe, with its pole ax. The bone golem swung its dire morningstar in a deadly arc, impaling one of the undead with it, before swinging the spiked head back into the oncoming group of ghouls, giving Hex some breathing room. The unholy warrior waited for them, getting as much rest as possible. A-Jax's blurring morning star smashed into more of the undead, rending body parts in all directions. Hex finally caught his breath and leapt into a flesh-splitting lunge, hitting the ghoul in the head and knocking it back. He then side-stepped and chopped into the ghoul's arm, severing it quite easily. The arm fell, but didn't lay still, instead continuing to fight like some mindless pest. The appendage clawed, grabbed, and even tried to pinch him until Hex stepped on it, crushing the hand under his armored boot. Then, with a back-handed swing, Hex took the monster's head off. "Great, just five more between us and Kiss, A-Jax!" yelled Hex. Death Kiss parried a mace with her unholy broadsword, its black-purple flame eating away the zombie's arm. "Says you!" was all she had time to say as two more came at her. Helios swept its greatsword in a figure eight, parrying a maul strike from a Shewish giant. The gore golem thrust its off-hand into the Shew's mouth and down his throat, its arm liquefying. The Shew dropped his weapon and grabbed at his throat, trying to get air into his lungs. Helios brought its greatsword down in a power chop, cutting him in two. There were maybe fifteen feet between the two black guards as they pushed the undead into a cluster. Kiss flashed with black flame as she let out a spell of destruction on the last of the henchmen of the necromaster, the death magic dancing on Hex's skin like an old friend. The dark energy of the spell blasted most of them into dust. Hex swallowed to keep his throat from drying while his sword stabbed powerfully at another. The blade tore deeply into the side of the zombie, spilling its insides out, leaving the bloated, maggot-infested organs lying in a heap at its feet. The smell was overwhelming. Hex stepped back, giving the maimed zombie an opening to attack. It did, but Hex parried the claw and stabbed with all his might. The blade slid all the way to its cross guard, and the glow of the zombie's eyes faded to grey, dead orbs. Demonic Hex cursed as he was struck from the side by a scepter held by a richly dressed noble. The blow made his arm go numb, nearly causing him to drop his weapon. Hex kicked the undead noble under the chin, snapping its head off the neck. The headless zombie fell to the ground with a thud. Hex parried the next attack and spun his sword in a mighty circle, taking the two coming at him. The attack was more luck than skill as the heads tumbled in the air. Meanwhile, A-Jax's pole ax smashed into three ghouls with a deafening crash, destroying them in one hit. Looking around, Hex saw his prey. The Necromaster was fighting with the war dogs that had come with the black guards. One of the war dogs charged at the necromaster, its jaw open wide for the kill. The evil wizard twisted his hand, causing the dog to explode into bits of bones and blood. The wizard saw the warrior and raised his hand, his finger glowing with deadly magic. Hex leapt forward and into a roll as the necromaster let fly his spell. The ray passed over his rolling body. Hex came to his feet and catapulted forward, his long sword stabbing cruelly into the mad spellcaster's heart. Hex watched as the life bled out of the man in front of him. Hex's chest heaved as he slumped over from exhaustion. A-Jax stood next to the weary warrior, watching over him. Hex healed himself with his lay of hands, feeling the cool magic wash away the burning pain of his many wounds. When he regained his composure, he got up and dusted himself off. "Damn, another halbard ruined." The black guard pulled an oiled rag out of one of his belt pouches and carefully wiped the blood and zombie goo from his unholy blade before sheathing it. Hex sighed as he turned to the necromaster's body and began to search. Within a few minutes, he held up a gem, the lesser gem of souls. It was pulsing with necromanic energy, the trapped souls trying to push through the surface of the gem. "This does not belong to you." He waited a few seconds, watching to see if the corpse would reply (it had happened to him in the past). Nothing. Hex bent down and closed the murderous eyes that looked at him. He gave the necromaster his last rights of passing, praying to Ahringol to deliver this poor unknown soul to his rightful place in the halls of whatever his god had promised him. Seeing the evil symbol of Jehyr, it would not be a good one. Hex turned to see Death Kiss coming over to him, Helios following a few steps behind. She gave Hex a small smile through the cheek and nose guard of her helm. She was still aglow from the death magic she had used. "Well, that was not fun, Hex. What the hell?" Hex shrugged. "Must be the apprentice or something. It's the lesser of the two gems that was stolen from Ashrain after that plague hit Tazrain three months ago." Kiss drank from her water skin, then handed it to Hex. "Didn't Liam send Seeker and his dark wolves to find the stones?" Hex took a deep pull from the water skin, emptying it. "Yes, he did. But here it is in the swamp." He shrugged. He moved the gem around with his fingers. Whispering voices came from the gem as it pulsed, trying to draw life energy into it. Hex quickly put the gem into one of his side pouches. "It's hungry for souls." Kiss shook her head. "Let's get it to the guildhouse and put it away." Hex nodded as he handed the water skin back to Kiss. The two watched as the rest of the city guard moved in to secure the graveyard. It had been a hard battle. The black guard knew that this was just the beginning.... * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * The Turf War Six has begun. Good luck to all. The coordinators have a special request of all non-participating teams, which include, at the moment, the following: Warhammers The Serpents X-Men II Team Asgard Hellenic heroes The Grue Factory Ladies Of Dread Please do not impact the Turf War. While we cannot and should not ask that you not participate in DM47, (We are GLAD that you participate in DM47!) we do ask the following: Please do not challenge warriors of TWVI Teams Please do not attempt to influence results Run on maintenance, if you are willing If you are a 2nd (or 3rd) team for any TWVI participant, DO NOT RUN Help us keep the integrity of the Turf Wars as you and others have done before. Thanks for understanding. Perhaps, at the last moment, you joined or were recruited onto one of the TWVI teams, and if so, we welcome you. Have fun. TWVI Coordinators -- Master Darque and Oz * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * Swamp Scribblings Turf War 6 Arena 47 Turn 270 By Hammer the WordSmith Swamp Syndicate Scribe The Summons Hammer sat at his usual table in the far corner of the Red Dragon Inn. He had lost count as to the number of months he had spent dwelling here, spinning yarns and tales of adventure and swashbuckling deeds. He had Tripwire to thank for bringing him to this place along with Darque, Consortium and a number of others. Trip had disappeared as had some of the other original party members, but Darque and Consortium and Nomad and even ShadowDragon made frequent trips to this Inn to help make the experience worthwhile and ongoing. Hammer had long ago lost interest in the Arenas of Alastari and even the lure of the quarterly tourneys had vanished from his motivations. He was content to sip from his mug of Elven Ginger Ale and spin yarns among an entirely new group of adventuring friends as he once had done oh so long ago in the Land of Alastari. [TIME JUMP] It was a rare occasion over the past several months for Hammer to even access the Arena Notice Boards that could be reached by the portals from cyber space. The information highway was littered with many trivial things, but somewhere along the way the veteran manager had tired of all the infighting and bickering that seemed to run rampant in nearly every topic he had read on the boards. [TIME JUMP] Wretch and JGW were not regulars at the Red Dragon Inn, but they had found a way to contact Hammer in his new abode away from Alastari. They sent the veteran manager more than one invite to join them in an upcoming Turf War co-hosted by Darque and Consortium in Arena 47, mainly because Hammer had somehow allowed his All Swamp Hammerz to remain running with instructions submitted to the Gladiatorial Commission while he was actively absent from participating in the Arenas. [TIME JUMP] Somehow Hammer managed to submit the necessary forms and fees to register his stable with The Slaughterhouse Syndicate. From his outpost SomeWhere BeYond the Realm of ElseWhere and ElseWhen and from his comfortable location at the Red Dragon Inn the veteran manager was stirred to return to the Swamp for the next chapter of the Turf War saga. He even received word that his old friend Liam the Goth was entered with a group of hungry for glory managers who were looking forward to a story from Hammer the WordSmith. Although the veteran manager was not much enthused to participate, he decided to return to Arena 47 for the camaraderie and just for old times sake. Mayhap he may even scribble a story to entertain the masses! "May Your Blades Be Sharp and Your Wits Sharper!" Hammer Minister of War Abattoir Scarlet Knight Order of Lost Souls Slaughterhouse Syndicate Scribe * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * Welcome to Turn 1 of the Turf War!!! Below you will find the participants for this event that have announced prior to this turn. Be aware that there may be some more declarations in the turns to come, and we will do our best to keep your abreast of all those announcements. If you see any errors below, contact Oz or Master Darque. We hope everyone enjoys their time in North Fork and you have a wonderful contest! Now let the games begin! SSCOMSS SHIRE Manager Team Verified Declared Cert Received Captain Oz Land of Oz Y Y Y Crip Royal Flush Y Y Y Mannequin Second Bananas Y Y Y Soultaker Old Habits Y Y Y Spawn Spoonertiks Y Y Y Nuln Things I Drool In Y Y Y Slugbait Mystic Orc Feast Y Y Y YOURBAGD Manager Team Verified Declared Cert Received Captain Manager The Opera Y Y Y Kat The Bear's Paw Y Y Y Master Darque Darque Forces Y Y Y Grimm Kaos Y Y Y Tripwire Of Wolf and Man Y Y Y Jekyll Indifference Y Y Y Otis the Drunk Cheers N Y Y DREADNAUGHTS Manager Team Verified Declared Cert Received Captain Buddy Lee Dark Pinnacle Y Y Y Liam the Goth Gothic Ministry Y Y Y Owlin the Wise Raptors Y Y Y Michael Eldritch Force of Will Y Y Y Azaziel The Fallen Y Y Y Jorja The Middle Way 3 Y Y Y SLAUGHTERHOUSE SYNDICATE Manager Team Verified Declared Cert Received Captain JGW JGW Perishable Y Y N Wretch Strange Brew Y Y Y Hammer Swamp Hammerz Y Y Y Street Legal Life's Lessons Y Y Y Reaper Abysmal Rites Y Y Y Shadowdragon Shadow Magic Y Y N B.O.B. Manager Team Verified Declared Cert Received Captain Mad Max I Hate Them N N Y The Greek Guy Lurocian Devils N Y Y The Dark One They Must Die! N Y Y Caesar Soldiers of Rome N Y Y Zalgor Christian Rock 2 N Y Y Tigtoad Obscure Lore N Y Y Rillion Chaotix Beasts N Y Y DESOLATE EMPIRE Manager Team Verified Declared Cert Received Captain Dok Sik Dok Sik Killas Y Y N Toker Smoked Out! N N N Goat Desolate Ones N N N + ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ Edge of Night ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ + Being an introduction to those who haven't encountered the storyline elsewhere and background information for those who wish to add their own stories to this cluster: The action began when Uncle Wolf, a Rirorni shaman who is also an on-and-off manager in the Charter Cities area, noticed that there was trouble in the Spirit Lands. The post-death sequence, which is a definite series of events understood by most shamans and mortuary priests, was being interrupted so that souls were prevented going in the proper ways to whatever ends were appropriate to their beliefs and status. These derailed souls were being hijacked in large numbers for ends that could not be good. Because the disruption, though rare, had been known to occur from natural causes, he checked that first. No sign of natural causes, and those who are, for lack of a better word, authorities in the Spirit Lands charged him with discovering the source of this problem and fixing it. He enlisted the assistance of certain gladiators. Young Joan, a Lady Protector from Morya, and her mortal teammate Cloudrider, entered the Spirit Lands with the ghosts of dead teammates to guide them. They discovered that the popular conception of the Spirit Lands as a vast and vacant plain is in error; it is not a simple plain, and it is not vacant. After fighting off some attacks, they encounter Necroma, a Lady Protector and novice necromancer just trying out her skills. She joins them in their mission. They pursue a man they never clearly see who is shield from detection and from local attack by a "cloak of souls"; obviously someone who is making a wrongful use of the disruption in the Spirit Lands. In this pursuit, Necroma becomes separated from her companions and falls into a trap. Agro of Lapur, Redfox of Dullens, and Math op Owain of Murska join with Uncle Wolf, now back in the mundane world, and travel north from Lapur to Zuwayza, fighting zombies on the way. In the Silent Place outside Zuwayza, they release certain immortal hunters in return for assistance in finding the source of the disruptions. At a conference in Malcorn, attended by Lord Malcorn himself, they find out that the problems began in Kurukar, where the current ruler, Jhuizkhal, has been dabbling in the Dark Arts. Jhuizkhal, now known as the Black Kaliv, is a political appointee, and the fact that he is the brother of the Satrap's First Wife has so far protected him from an official investigation of his misrule. The Chief Huntsman from the Silent Place says that the Kaliv has "opened the Black Door." This second group is now splitting into two. Uncle Wolf and Math, along with the Chief Huntsman and Lord Malcorn himself, are about to leave for Kurukar, where they will attempt to find and close this door. Lord Malcorn is along, over the protest of most everybody, because while the others can close the door, only he can seal it. They expect to meet and join up with some Karnhorn gladiators who have also been investigating the Black Kaliv. Agro and Redfox, with the addition of the Malcornish Lord Protector Blackwind, are going to try to trap one of the predatory entities released by the general confusion and carelessness of the Forces of Evil in the hope of getting some useful information. These predatory entities, who are more or less vampiric in nature, I suppose, are one of the secondary effects of the Black Kaliv's experimenting. He didn't release them deliberately, but he made it possible for them to get loose in the world. They have been roaming northern Alastari catching people who live or work in the thinly populated interior, the swamp, the forest, the low but rugged hills. They are beginning to press against the outskirts of the coastal towns and cities. Another such secondary effect is the appearance of the Black Ships, strange vessels seen in the northern part of the Trier Sea and in Aljafir Bay. They raid the coasts and other shipping, carrying people off never to be seen again, and where they have touched the land, it is wasted and barren. A third side effect is that necromancers and other black magicians who are not associated with the Kaliv in any way are finding it easier to pursue their unhallowed activities. So, at this point, I am writing four threads of this story: The adventures of Necroma, as she tries to escape her entrapment. The efforts of Young Joan and Cloudrider to find Necroma and rescue her if she needs it; they may end up needing rescue themselves! The expedition to Kurukar to close the Door that Jhuizkhal opened. And the attempt of Agro, Redfox, and Blackwind to trap a night hunter. And I suppose it's possible that I might pick up a Black Ship or two on a wholly different line of approach, but there are plenty of them to go around. If anyone here feels like writing something to do with the secondary effects mentioned above, have at it, take it where you will. If you want to work on the primary problem, I'd appreciate an effort to coordinate with me. A diplo to the Scribe or to Jorja, most any arena, will reach me eventually, and once I have diplo in hand I'll try to establish a faster communication. If you have email, a note to either Livia or Scribe AT reality DOT com will reach me and I'll reply: IF you put "RE: DM" or "North Fork Story" in the subject line; otherwise, it is likely to be deleted unopened. Sorry, but spam is an ongoing problem. I will do my best to respond to any communication in a timely manner. DUELMASTER'S COLUMN Notes from the arena champ. As is tradition here in North Fork, I am a parry striker 11-11-12-17-15-9-10(1). Adept with a greatsword, never used it. I went low offense and low activity and learned riposte. Nothing like going out on top. Whoever wins the Turf War, I wish good luck to all!! The Ron SPY REPORT You elder fighters surely remember me. The younger ones may call me Olaf Modeen. I return to SCOMSS SWAMP once again! Woof! THE BEAR'S PAW were a bunch of dogs after DARQUE FORCES got through with 'em! 4th ain't so sweet as 1st! Who can explain it? Not you, not me, not GOTHIC MINISTRY's opponents, after watching them shoot up the ranks from 21st to 10th. You know what they say about the herd of lions who studied a judge... LAND OF OZ moved up 13 places, to 14th. Who can explain it? Not you, not me, not OLD HABITS' opponents, after watching them shoot up the ranks from 37th to 18th. You know what they say about the herd of lions who studied a judge... INDIFFERENCE moved up 16 places, to 19th. Looking for a good fight, confident, skilled, tough opponents. Well don't look at THE SERPENTS, cause they dropped by 15. Ever take one of those association tests? You know, he says black, you say white. Water-Lake, Sky-Blue. Try this: Flop. OF WOLF AND MAN! LUROCIAN DEVILS bit the big one as they could not win. They dropped from 12th down to 35th! Are you guy giving lessons or what? Some people say I ramble too much, I don't say anything relevant. I repeat myself. I ramble. Well DARQUE FORCES moved up 5, to 1st. What's with PROWL? He actually beat CHEERS' CLIFF, and walked away with 29 more points from the fight. Laughs were big at OF WOLF AND MAN while they watched ATTERY clobber DEPRESSION. He lost 14 points and got bruised from objects thrown from the stands. OLD HABITS' hatred of WARHAMMERS surfaced again as SISTER MERCY challenged SCOMSS SWAMP's top dog. I'm sure SCOMSS SWAMP is excited about SISTER MERCY, the new Duelmaster from OLD HABITS. (remember?) But when you've seen as many as I have... I suppose you want to hear some rumors and dirty gossip about your fellow fighters? Tough! No matter the time or place, men will always duel. The most avoided team was DARK PINNACLE. In my day, no team with a 73-61-6 would scare me off! What's the problem, GOTHIC MINISTRY? What do people see in HOMEY D. CLONE? His 6-4-0? LIFE'S LESSONS ain't talkin', but he's got 32 points. Taunt your opponent LEONIDYS! That was my lucky charm when I was unfairly challenged. (and by 22 points!) CINDY BEAR should have an easy win. CINDY BEAR defeated LEONIDYS. I bet CINDY BEAR could beat two-year-olds, too. Well, HELLENIC HEROES knows who to set their sights on. Fighting is a better craft than farming, KYLE SNYDER, but you have to pay your dues. Being challenged by PENEMUE, 19 points above you, is dues. PENEMUE's gonna be practicin' hard this week, after KYLE SNYDER, lower ranked by far, mashed him! WINKIE of LAND OF OZ knows how to pick 'em. He challenged LURKING FEAR of ABYSMAL RITES who is up by 21. Now was this a wise move? WINKIE perhaps got his just desserts, seeing as he was beat by LURKING FEAR and ended up with 74 recognition points. There have been some calls to lengthen the time limit. Do you want the fighters to walk away, or not? WOODY looked pretty sick and surprised when it learned CHEERS is sending it to the Dark Arena! Whadd'it expect with a 3-8-1? PHOKUS, with his forgettable 3-7-1, was slain by FENRIR in a forgettable match. HELLENIC HEROES didn't seem to mind very much. Here's some advice: study your opponent, master many skills, fight dirty. Many other cities have retirement homes for aged warriors. Any plans here? Are you as tired of reading this as I am of writing it? Actually, I guess I'm writing it before you read it. Oh, well. Remember--a good fighter needs both good skills and good luck. Until next time,-- Olaf Modeen DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME SISTER MERCY 5526 15 11 1 131 OLD HABITS (566) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME MAGIC WAND 5771 18 10 0 126 LAND OF OZ (217) BULLPEN ACE 5907 19 13 2 112 ROYAL FLUSH (48) PIZZA PIE PARTY 5659 17 10 2 111 THINGS I DROOL IN (614) JETHRO 5949 14 6 1 110 SECOND BANANAS (573) ITHYIC THING 6292 9 8 0 107 ABYSMAL RITES (215) CUP OF TOE 5433 14 9 1 106 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416) SPECTRE 5654 10 5 1 106 GOTHIC MINISTRY (592) NIKKO 6385 8 2 0 106 LAND OF OZ (217) MEDEE 5642 21 8 0 105 THE OPERA (613) BOQ 5873 18 5 0 101 LAND OF OZ (217) SISTER MARY SUEELLEN 5671 14 11 2 101 OLD HABITS (566) KILLING JOKE 5611 20 13 2 98 INDIFFERENCE (611) BOB'S COMIC COLLECTN 5658 18 9 0 97 THINGS I DROOL IN (614) LAST CALL 5606 16 13 0 97 INDIFFERENCE (611) RED DRAGON 5585 16 7 0 97 CHAOTIX BEASTS (610) BLOOD RAYNE 5489 17 10 1 95 DARK PINNACLE (598) LURKING FEAR 1755 14 9 0 95 ABYSMAL RITES (215) PYTHON 5903 16 19 2 93 THE SERPENTS (629) BLACKENED 5531 13 12 1 91 OF WOLF AND MAN (603) SALSA ELEMENTAL 6312 9 4 0 91 DARQUE FORCES (396) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME SMOKEY BEAR 6354 15 7 1 89 THE BEAR'S PAW (150) MADAME BUTTERFLY 5792 12 11 0 88 THE OPERA (613) BARLEY 6377 7 2 3 85 STRANGE BREW (661) FRASIER 6224 10 2 0 83 CHEERS (659) JENNA 5099 15 17 4 82 LIFE'S LESSONS (562) NILES 5860 14 11 1 82 SECOND BANANAS (573) JUSTICE FOR ALL 5534 11 12 0 81 OF WOLF AND MAN (603) CRYSTAL 5895 10 3 0 78 DARK PINNACLE (598) PUDDY 6295 18 5 0 76 SECOND BANANAS (573) IVAN POISY 5112 13 15 0 76 SPOONERTIKS (523) ADDER 5920 21 12 0 75 THE SERPENTS (629) THE LION KING 6360 11 5 0 75 ROYAL FLUSH (48) IN THE GRIP OF ERYX 6260 11 5 0 74 ABYSMAL RITES (215) WINKIE 6401 8 7 2 74 LAND OF OZ (217) CHRIS PERRY 6213 8 7 0 69 JGW PERISHABLE (653) ROIS ANIN 6068 12 13 1 68 WARHAMMERS (75) QUEEN OF TARTS 5980 7 4 0 67 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME MOMBA 5945 15 17 1 66 THE SERPENTS (629) SPARROW 6411 9 5 0 66 RAPTOR (674) SWAMP BOGG HAMMER 6306 12 11 0 64 ALL SWAMP HAMMERZ (594) SOULTAKER 5455 7 3 0 64 I HATE THEM (597) KODIAK 6487 8 6 3 62 THE BEAR'S PAW (150) ASP 5843 11 27 1 61 THE SERPENTS (629) DROW 5674 12 5 0 60 CHAOTIX BEASTS (610) STORM 6234 10 14 0 60 X-MEN II (660) -MICE CREAM 6265 6 2 0 60 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416) CHAOS BOAST 5780 8 6 1 59 CHAOTIX BEASTS (610) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME KORTALIA 6365 6 3 2 59 FORCE OF WILL (670) TEN LORDS ALEAPIN 6433 8 6 1 58 ROYAL FLUSH (48) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME DEMONIC HEX 5530 11 6 0 56 GOTHIC MINISTRY (592) STINGO RARR 6507 6 4 0 56 SPOONERTIKS (523) BOGBANE 5500 10 12 1 55 DARQUE FORCES (396) PROWL 6460 2 2 0 54 DARQUE FORCES (396) HIGH TEST 6239 13 6 0 52 STRANGE BREW (661) NIN QUIRE 5281 5 6 0 51 THE MIDDLE WAY 3 (506) DEATH KISS 5751 10 3 1 50 GOTHIC MINISTRY (592) CLIFF 6226 8 4 0 50 CHEERS (659) POLARIS 6230 10 9 1 46 X-MEN II (660) ANTI 5457 7 8 0 46 I HATE THEM (597) RONDOL QUIGLO 4978 9 18 0 45 THE MIDDLE WAY 3 (506) VALERIUS 6623 5 0 0 44 SOLDIERS OF ROME (691) SISTER MARYJANE 6416 7 0 0 43 OLD HABITS (566) AFRICAN QUEEN 6424 6 6 0 43 ROYAL FLUSH (48) AGARIC 6509 8 4 0 41 WARHAMMERS (75) CHINA MILKMAID 6502 4 1 0 40 LAND OF OZ (217) -KELLY CARPENTER 6419 4 2 0 39 JGW PERISHABLE (653) FGC 6648 3 0 0 38 KAOS (695) BAD NEWS BEAR 6486 9 5 0 37 THE BEAR'S PAW (150) CINDY BEAR 6637 4 1 0 35 THE BEAR'S PAW (150) -GET THE POINT? 5097 6 9 1 34 LIFE'S LESSONS (562) CARLA 6225 6 6 0 34 CHEERS (659) RUDY SCANER 6600 2 0 0 34 THEY MUST DIE! (688) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME HOMEY D. CLONE 5637 6 4 0 32 LIFE'S LESSONS (562) PAIN KILLER 6257 4 1 1 32 DARK PINNACLE (598) NORM 6227 4 8 0 32 CHEERS (659) TOURETTE 6716 2 0 0 31 DSM4 (698) BALDER 6539 5 3 1 30 TEAM ASGARD (684) -GLUTTAN 6514 1 1 0 30 SCREAM FACTORY (683) SANITY LOSS 6518 3 5 1 29 ABYSMAL RITES (215) EARVLING KLASH 6547 5 3 0 28 FORCE OF WILL (670) COLOSSUS 6356 4 6 2 28 X-MEN II (660) MIRAGE 5912 5 4 0 27 DARK PINNACLE (598) SSCOMSS 6692 2 1 1 27 DARQUE FORCES (396) FENRIR 6686 2 1 1 27 TEAM ASGARD (684) ASPHYXIA 6330 2 2 0 27 GOTHIC MINISTRY (592) THE CREEPSTER 6328 6 1 0 26 I HATE THEM (597) LUMINOUS LOX 6495 2 3 0 26 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416) BARNEY BEAR 6512 6 5 0 24 THE BEAR'S PAW (150) BONECLAW 5857 2 3 0 24 CHAOTIX BEASTS (610) ALL THAT MATTERS 6606 2 1 0 24 CHRISTIAN ROCK 2 (689) VYNMORGATH 6646 2 0 0 24 KAOS (695) CHRONALISS 6672 2 2 0 24 FORCE OF WILL (670) MY SHADOW 6649 1 2 0 24 KAOS (695) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME PARIAH 6364 6 3 0 23 FORCE OF WILL (670) XXL 6178 3 4 0 23 INDIFFERENCE (611) SWAMP MOSS HAMMER 6567 5 2 0 22 ALL SWAMP HAMMERZ (594) ODIN 6703 2 0 0 22 TEAM ASGARD (684) LABATTS 6548 1 1 0 22 STRANGE BREW (661) KYLE SNYDER 6685 1 1 0 22 THEY MUST DIE! (688) GADREEL 6659 2 1 1 21 THE FALLEN (696) ATTERY 6705 1 0 0 21 OF WOLF AND MAN (603) NIGHTSHADE 6536 5 3 0 20 RAPTOR (674) SKYDANCER 6572 2 3 1 20 RAPTOR (674) KURGER BING 6669 2 1 0 20 SPOONERTIKS (523) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME BUMBLEBEE 6436 2 1 0 19 DARQUE FORCES (396) MAKRIYANNIS 6403 3 7 2 18 HELLENIC HEROES (673) BULL SHANNON 6582 2 3 0 18 SECOND BANANAS (573) -CUTTHROAT KATHY 6591 2 0 0 17 LADIES OF DREAD (641) BURN FOR YOU 6831 1 0 0 17 CHRISTIAN ROCK 2 (689) -ACCUSER 6589 2 0 0 16 LUROCIAN DEVILS (686) EVIL ONE 6586 2 1 0 16 LUROCIAN DEVILS (686) JACK KNIFE 6694 1 1 0 16 ROYAL FLUSH (48) SWAMP TURF HAMMER 6565 4 3 0 15 ALL SWAMP HAMMERZ (594) -A TALE OF PAIN 6531 3 1 0 15 ABYSMAL RITES (215) SWAMP BURN HAMMER 6566 3 4 0 15 ALL SWAMP HAMMERZ (594) LICINIUS 6653 2 2 0 15 SOLDIERS OF ROME (691) RAZOR 6573 2 3 0 15 RAPTOR (674) -SMAL-L-FRI 5965 2 3 0 15 LADIES OF DREAD (641) -SICKO 6513 2 0 0 15 SCREAM FACTORY (683) MUNCHAUSEN 6722 1 2 0 15 DSM4 (698) STRAFE 6693 1 0 0 15 RAPTOR (674) WAY TO BEGIN 6650 3 0 0 14 CHRISTIAN ROCK 2 (689) JUSTINIAN 6404 2 8 0 14 HELLENIC HEROES (673) JEQON 6661 1 2 0 13 THE FALLEN (696) BOSS RAT 6681 1 0 0 13 FLATUTEN MANAGERS (697) SISTER MARY-KATE 6491 1 0 0 13 OLD HABITS (566) SHIFTER 5909 0 1 0 13 CHAOTIX BEASTS (610) WRAITH 6587 2 1 1 12 LUROCIAN DEVILS (686) SEB WITE 6668 2 1 0 12 SPOONERTIKS (523) ORCO 6583 1 1 0 12 OF WOLF AND MAN (603) METELLUS 6691 2 1 0 11 SOLDIERS OF ROME (691) -JOHN STEWART 6569 2 0 0 11 JGW PERISHABLE (653) AEMILIUS 6690 1 2 1 11 SOLDIERS OF ROME (691) SONNY URK 6827 1 1 0 11 THE MIDDLE WAY 3 (506) DOC STEELE 6678 1 0 0 11 FLATUTEN MANAGERS (697) PFM 6645 1 2 0 11 KAOS (695) GAUNTLYN 6363 1 8 0 11 FORCE OF WILL (670) HERACLIUS 6405 0 11 0 11 HELLENIC HEROES (673) SISTER BERNICE 6485 1 3 0 10 OLD HABITS (566) NIGHTCRAWLER 6706 1 1 0 10 X-MEN II (660) OBESE CAT 6695 1 1 0 10 KAOS (695) RUN KID RUN 6698 1 0 0 10 CHRISTIAN ROCK 2 (689) LEONIDYS 6511 1 5 1 9 HELLENIC HEROES (673) EMILEI LOIT MATCHES 6710 0 1 0 9 THINGS I DROOL IN (614) ICEMAN 6840 1 0 0 8 X-MEN II (660) RERUN 6651 1 1 0 8 SECOND BANANAS (573) BUCKY DENT 6602 1 1 0 8 THEY MUST DIE! (688) ASBEEL 6660 2 1 0 7 THE FALLEN (696) PENEMUE 6657 2 1 0 7 THE FALLEN (696) FOUR ARMS 6697 1 0 1 7 INDIFFERENCE (611) -SHAR-DAI 5966 1 4 0 7 LADIES OF DREAD (641) CUPS 6614 0 1 0 7 THINGS I DROOL IN (614) KITCHEN SINKS 6580 0 1 0 7 THINGS I DROOL IN (614) TITUS 6689 1 2 1 6 SOLDIERS OF ROME (691) DEPRESSION 6717 1 1 0 6 DSM4 (698) MASTER DARQUE 6835 1 0 0 5 I HATE THEM (597) ASTER 6667 1 0 0 5 GOTHIC MINISTRY (592) JOHNNY TRAITOR 6601 1 1 0 4 THEY MUST DIE! (688) DECEIVER 6670 1 1 0 4 LUROCIAN DEVILS (686) BELIEVE 6604 0 3 0 3 CHRISTIAN ROCK 2 (689) AGOSERIS 6709 0 1 0 3 WARHAMMERS (75) -YOSHI 83 0 3 0 3 VAMPIRE'S SKULL (12) DARK TIMBER 6708 0 1 0 3 WARHAMMERS (75) -JACK QUICK 80 0 3 0 3 VAMPIRE'S SKULL (12) BAPHOMASHER 5849 0 3 0 3 LIFE'S LESSONS (562) -JASON 82 0 3 0 3 VAMPIRE'S SKULL (12) VELMA XAVIL 6828 0 2 0 2 THE MIDDLE WAY 3 (506) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME BOB STANLEY 6598 0 2 0 2 THEY MUST DIE! (688) SPED 6847 0 1 0 1 LIFE'S LESSONS (562) JENUFA 6843 0 1 0 1 THE OPERA (613) -LADY DRAK 306 0 1 0 1 VAMPIRE'S SKULL (12) -MINION 6532 0 1 0 1 SCREAM FACTORY (683) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? SWAMP BEAR HAMME 6579 0 1 0 ALL SWAMP HAMMER 594 FOUR ARMS 6697 270 WOODY 6223 3 9 1 CHEERS 659 NEUTERED KAT 270 NONE BE STILL 6607 1 1 0 CHRISTIAN ROCK 2 689 LURKING GRUE 6640 267 ZERO 6608 1 1 0 CHRISTIAN ROCK 2 689 WRAITH 6587 267 ONE 6844 0 1 0 DARK PINNACLE 598 SUPER SLUGBAIT 270 NONE A 6845 0 1 0 DSM4 698 DWAYNE THE DOG 270 NONE DA 6718 0 1 0 DSM4 698 DWAYNE THE DOG 270 NONE FLOYD 6680 0 1 0 FLATUTEN MANAGER 697 FABULOUS FATHER 270 NONE T.U.M. 6677 0 1 0 FLATUTEN MANAGER 697 SENSATIONAL SNUL 270 NONE NYAN'TI 6366 4 1 0 FORCE OF WILL 670 BALDER 6539 266 JUST REVENGED PHOKUS 6406 3 7 1 HELLENIC HEROES 673 FENRIR 6686 270 STREET LEGAL 6836 0 1 0 I HATE THEM 597 SENSATIONAL SNUL 270 NONE TRACY WILLIAMS 6380 0 4 0 JGW PERISHABLE 653 KORTALIA 6365 266 NOT REVENGED BITTER CRUMB 6454 0 2 0 MYSTIC ORC FEAST 416 AEMILIUS 6690 270 DA 1 6839 0 1 0 OF WOLF AND MAN 603 NEUTERED KAT 270 NONE CRITICAL 6556 0 1 0 SCREAM FACTORY 683 SUPER SLUGBAIT 270 NONE FEAR 6516 1 2 1 SCREAM FACTORY 683 LITTLE RAVEN 270 NONE FOURTH NORK 6506 4 2 0 SPOONERTIKS 523 BARLEY 6377 266 REVENGED DEAD! 6838 0 1 0 STRANGE BREW 661 NEUTERED KAT 270 NONE DIE 6837 0 1 0 STRANGE BREW 661 SUPER SLUGBAIT 270 NONE CRAPI 6832 0 1 0 TEAM ASGARD 684 LITTLE RAVEN 270 NONE CRAPII 6833 0 1 0 TEAM ASGARD 684 LITTLE RAVEN 270 NONE ELIPHAS 6848 0 1 0 THE FALLEN 696 FABULOUS FATHER 270 NONE KASDEJA 6658 1 1 0 THE FALLEN 696 PHOKUS 6406 269 LOSER SCOMSSS 6842 0 1 0 THE OPERA 613 OMNIPOTENT OZ 270 NONE SCOMSSSSS 6841 0 1 0 THE OPERA 613 SENSATIONAL SNUL 270 NONE TANCRED 6712 0 1 0 THE OPERA 613 PAIN KILLER 6257 269 SNAKE 6684 0 1 0 THE SERPENTS 629 TITUS 6689 268 SNAKE 2 6834 0 1 0 THE SERPENTS 629 SENSATIONAL SNUL 270 NONE THUMP 81 0 4 0 VAMPIRE'S SKULL 12 DARQUE BEAST 270 NONE TRANSA 6639 0 1 0 X-MEN II 660 GADREEL 6659 268 PERSONAL ADS I, Mad Max, mgr. of I Hate Them formally announces that I shall be captain of the Brotherhood of the Blade (B.O.B.) team for the Turf War. The team will be comprised of the following: Obscure Lore- Tig Toad Chaotix Beasts- Rillion Soldiers of Rome- Caesar Lurocian Devils- The Greek Guy They Must Die!- the Dark One Christian Rock 2- Zalgor Prigg I Hate Them- Mad Max Here we go round the mulberry bush, the mulberry bush, the mulberry bush.... A salute to all for a great Turf War VI. -- Oz The All Excited Crystal -- You no good, dirty rotten, Pinnacle! Not this time you won't! -- Winkie The Ron -- Well done holding the throne. (And thanks for the column, too!) And good luck to you and Folmor Grigg in the Isle Afterlife. -- Oz The All Praising Sir Chester -- I hope you found a home at the last minute. And good luck. -- Oz The All Interested Jorja -- My, oh, my. Welcome. Getting serious, are we? -- Oz The All Facetious I Hate Them -- Anti and Soultaker I can understand. But The Creepster? He is such a nice guy. -- Oz The All Humorous Master Darque -- It is a pleasure co-hosting TWVI with you. Salute. -- Oz The All Thankful P.S. And may you and yours and your dog lose every single fight to SCOMSSS Shire! All -- I declare Attery as the Champion of Of Wolf and Man. -- Tripwire Vynmorgath will be my Champion on Kaos, due to some occurrences last turn I had to make this decision. Several of my newbs are interested in this position, may he not let us down. -- Grimm Bahhh SSCOMSS(the Warrior) next time go back to the DA, kicking your butt has raised my prestige within this dank swamp far too quickly. -- FGC A free pint at the local inn for anyone who can guess what FGC and PFM stand for. -- Grimm Oz -- Thank you, I am sure Crip will tell you of my exploits. As well how he owes me and how he has agreed to throw all matches versus me, at least that is what I am hoping hehehe. -- Grimm Now I think shows like the Biggest Loser set unrealistic goals for us, I prefer the Food Channel, and my favorite commercials Meow Meow Meow Meow, mmmmm Meow Mix. -- Obese Cat Hey Grimm PFM stands for Pretty <Bleepin> Miserable in this disgusting swamp. -- PFM Those who know Rodeki from the late 80s, I am the reincarnation from the great Fighting With. -- My Shadow JGW -- Thank you for the kind words. Wretch has been filling me in so don't sweat the small stuff. We can catch up once things settle out on your side. -- Reaper Slaughterhouse Syndicate -- Good luck to us all.... -- Reaper The Ron & Folmor Grigg -- Congrats both on the invites... Best of luck in immortality!! -- Spawn Adder -- Your defenses are formidable, but my persistence proved persuasive!! -- Ivan P Death Kiss -- You tired your best to live up to your name, fortunately I survived the loss... Well won! -- Stingo R The time has finally come and as I look around two of my guys are late. Guess you'll see them after the FTF. I hear they are training hard for it. -- TGG...from The BOB Now a little rap to start things off: I'm the TGG from the B.O.B. You other managers wanna be like me I got glads with skills and stamina too Got big strong basher and aimed blow too Gots a lunger, not a plunger When he hits you you'll be down under And then the wall He's not so tall But he'll rock ya'll with his maul(well scimitar really but what does that rhyme with?) And then the slasha He'll really gash ya Might even bash ya The monsta masha Well thats my boys We make some noise You goin down Peace...we outta here. Word to your sister. This horrible rap done while my students were singing rap songs and taking a writing assessment test. -- TGG Red Dragon -- I will challenge you, as I hate your style on the throne. -- The Ron To be sure, and fair, one last try here. Life's lessons declares Homey D. Clone their champion! -- Street Legal Swamp Turf Hammer -- A little more gas in the tank, and you might have had me. -- Earvling Klash Balder -- Told ya! One more time, for Nyan'ti! -- Kortalia Licinius -- Shh! I was supposed to fight by torchlight. -- Gauntlyn Agaric -- Good for you, Dwarf...but the fun is just beginning. -- Pariah Drow -- Way, way, WAY out of my league! -- Chronaliss Oz and Master Darque -- Let me know if you need any score checks (not implying a deficiency on your part). I keep an Excel chart for records. *shrug* Just an offer, and good luck. -- Michael Eldritch J.G.W. -- Life takes priority, my friend. Godspeed, and know our prayers go with you. -- Michael Eldritch Buddy Lee -- Let's rock n' roll! -- M.E. Liam -- Diplo sent, and forgive my "microprint." -- M.E. P.S. Freestyle suits me just fine, but I'll definitely be bouncing diplos off of ya. Jorja -- Storyline possibilities? I know I'm being repetitious, but I figure it can't hurt. *wry grin* -- Michael Eldritch Buddy Lee -- Thank you for the warm welcome! I hope that my warriors will be an asset to the Dread Naughts. Michael knows me really well should you have any questions. -- Azaziel P.S. Let justice be done, though the heavens may fall! Dread Naughts -- First kill receives free drinks at Michael's! Pretzels are extra. -- The Spiteful Imp, aka "Trident" Liam -- I believe you were in Morya when I was there, but for the record, I manage Death's Chosen (8), Sanguis Mori (28), Nocte Intempesta (31), Death's Chosen (83) and The Fallen (47). I'm currently only active in 83 and here for now. I am known as Azaziel, the Dark Angel. The citizens of Morya called me "Dis," until I manifested my true form. Any other questions? -- Azaziel All -- To the victor goes the spoils! May the bloody wine flow freely! -- Azaziel Buddy Lee -- All my files have been lost in storage...need some charts and recent ferret...have Mike B or Nate send it to me. -- Owlin' P.S. The writer says hello! Liam -- Already missing our strategy sessions... Let's do this! -- Owlin' Azaziel -- Oooh, thank our friend M. Eldritch you get a pass.... Let's hope you fare just as well. -- Owlin' M. Eldritch -- May the swamp run crimson with blood of our foes. -- Owlin P.S. Carrion for my aerie. Jorja -- Welcome to the Dreadnaughts. Sorry for the silence. Many things unexpected have taken place. No run-ins with inebriated elms, thank the gods! -- Owlin Oz & Master Darque -- I am declaring Labatts as my champion -- Wretch JGW -- It's good to hear things are better. Glad you will be joining us earlier then you thought. -- Wretch Hammer -- Great to have you with us my friend. -- Wretch Reaper -- Hope you got every thing figured out. It's time to show that we learned from the last TW. -- Wretch Slaughterhouse Syndicate -- Glad to have everyone onboard. It's time to see what kind of mess we can make here. Good luck to us all. -- Wretch Turf War Tuffies -- My Usual Collection of Punching Bags are Ready to Rumble! -- Hammer/Minister of War Darque and Consortium -- Although I now prefer the adventuring at the Red Dragon Inn, be it known that Swamp Bear Hammer is anointed as Champion of All Swamp Hammerz for Turf War Six! Salutations to both Dark and Oz for Co-Hosting this Swamp Spectacular! -- Hammer/Minister of War Slaughterhouse Syndicate Soldiers -- May the Sands Run Red with the Blood of Our Foes! -- Hammer/Minister of War JGW and Wretch -- Thanks for the Summons and Greetings! You Know Where to Find Me at the Red Dragon Inn! -- Hammer/Minister of War Liam the Goth -- Most of My Story Scribing Now Graces the Red Dragon Inn! -- Hammer/Minister of War All -- I would like to give a hand shake to the following Tournametn Vic's: A Tale of Pain of Abysmal Rites (DM 209), Jack Knife of Royal Flush (DM 210), Runner-up Attery of Of Wolf and Man (DM 210), (Creator Rush was a mean one). From the dead, Mother Heresa of Old Habits (DM 221), Mother Superior of Old Habits (DM 223), and Slugbait of I Hate Them (DM 224). Great job guys. Our city lost the following warriors; Fidelio, Asylum, Belcome Whack, Sleeman, and Siegfried. Let's raze a mug of honey ale to the dead of our great city. -- Harlequin, Church of Ahringol Master Darque -- Congrat's on Harvey's return to the living. -- Harlequin Python -- Ugh, I hate snakes. I suppose you can't help it. -- Folmor Grigg Get the Point? -- Since you ask, no. But since I won, I don't suppose that matters, eh? -- Nin Quire Cindy Bear -- I don't believe you're anybody's paw. Maybe not even a maw, because if you're Shewish at five and a half feet, you're still a kid. -- Rondol Quiglo Leonidys -- Ah, tough guy! I knew someone like you once, never won unless he killed, but didn't win very often. It can be he-- heck to live with. -- Sonny Urk Jack Knife -- Whoosh! Talk about a baptism by blood! Let's avoid that in the future. -- Velma Xavil Oh, gods, EPEE with a deftness of nine? What were they thinking? -- Folmor Grigg LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS WOODY was barely slain by NEUTERED KAT in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Dark Arena fight. THUMP was killed by DARQUE BEAST in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee. FEAR was murdered by LITTLE RAVEN in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight. ONE was viciously butchered by SUPER SLUGBAIT in a 2 minute gory Dark Arena contest. LOSER SCOMSSS was assassinated by OMNIPOTENT OZ in a 1 minute Dark Arena match. FLOYD was butchered by FABULOUS FATHER M in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl. SCOMSSSSS was slaughtered by SENSATIONAL SNULN in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight. DA 1 was executed by NEUTERED KAT in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena brawl. T.U.M. was assassinated by SENSATIONAL SNULN in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee. DA was slaughtered by DWAYNE THE DOG in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel. CRAPI was slaughtered by LITTLE RAVEN in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena duel. CRAPII was slaughtered by LITTLE RAVEN in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena duel. SNAKE 2 was assassinated by SENSATIONAL SNULN in a 1 minute Dark Arena match. STREET LEGAL was easily killed by SENSATIONAL SNULN in a 1 minute Dark Arena bout. DIE was assassinated by SUPER SLUGBAIT in a 2 minute brutal Dark Arena match. ELIPHAS was butchered by FABULOUS FATHER M in a 1 minute Dark Arena conflict. DEAD! was viciously butchered by NEUTERED KAT in a 3 minute Dark Arena battle. CRITICAL was executed by SUPER SLUGBAIT in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena conflict. A was assassinated by DWAYNE THE DOG in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel. IVAN POISY was defeated by BARLEY in a 1 minute expert's Bloodfeud struggle. KORTALIA handily defeated BALDER in a 1 minute mismatched Bloodfeud bout. COLOSSUS was bested by GADREEL in a 1 minute veteran vs. novice upset Bloodfeud brawl. CHINA MILKMAID demolished BUMBLEBEE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout. JETHRO defeated RED DRAGON in a 2 minute master's Challenge conflict. MAGIC WAND devastated PYTHON in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge bout. SMOKEY BEAR was viciously subdued by NIKKO in a 3 minute veteran's Challenge match. BOQ unbelievably bested FOLMOR GRIGG in a 5 minute veteran's Challenge contest. ITHYIC THING overpowered NILES in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight. KILLING JOKE savagely defeated CRYSTAL in a 2 minute gory expert's Challenge fight. BULLPEN ACE overpowered BLACKENED in a exciting 1 minute uneven Challenge match. SISTER MERCY handily defeated THE RON in a 2 minute uneven Challenge Title bout. PIZZA PIE PARTY overcame MEDEE in a 6 minute veteran's Challenge duel. WINKIE was luckily beaten by LURKING FEAR in a 1 minute expert's Challenge fight. TEN LORDS ALEAPIN was overpowered by JENNA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match. JUSTICE FOR ALL overpowered STORM in a 2 minute brutal one-sided Challenge fight. IN THE GRIP OF ERYX was overpowered by SPECTRE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray. THE LION KING won victory over SWAMP BOGG HAMMER in a 2 minute Challenge fight. QUEEN OF TARTS outlasted DEMONIC HEX in a unpopular 11 minute Challenge match. BOGBANE beat RONDOL QUIGLO in a exciting 4 minute veteran's Challenge fray. AFRICAN QUEEN was demolished by CHRIS PERRY in a 1 minute Challenge conflict. BAD NEWS BEAR was unbelievably bested by CHAOS BOAST in a 20 minute Challenge bout. CINDY BEAR overpowered LEONIDYS in a 1 minute bloody one-sided Challenge competition. EARVLING KLASH lost to AGARIC in a 2 minute gory Challenge match. LUMINOUS LOX was subdued by HOMEY D. CLONE in a action packed 3 minute Challenge duel. VALERIUS devastated MIRAGE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match. SANITY LOSS lost to FGC in a 1 minute Challenge conflict. RAZOR overpowered BOB STANLEY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl. GAUNTLYN was outwaited by SWAMP BURN HAMMER in a unpopular 14 minute Challenge melee. PARIAH luckily beat LICINIUS in a popular 4 minute brutal Challenge match. SKYDANCER overpowered JUSTINIAN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel. LABATTS overpowered OBESE CAT in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge fray. NIGHTSHADE was handily defeated by RUDY SCANER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel. BONECLAW overcame JEQON in a 2 minute brutal Challenge bout. VYNMORGATH demolished SISTER BERNICE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight. BARNEY BEAR overcame JACK KNIFE in a unpopular 6 minute Challenge contest. METELLUS savagely defeated VELMA XAVIL in a 2 minute novice's Challenge struggle. PAIN KILLER overpowered SEB WITE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl. FENRIR killed PHOKUS in a 2 minute Challenge contest. AEMILIUS delivered the death blow upon BITTER CRUMB in a 1 minute Challenge bout. PENEMUE was overpowered by KYLE SNYDER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel. BULL SHANNON savagely defeated PFM in a crowd pleasing 7 minute Challenge fight. BUCKY DENT bested BAPHOMASHER in a 1 minute gory novice's Challenge bout. BELIEVE slimly lost to RERUN in a exciting 2 minute bloody amateur's Challenge match. ODIN beat NIGHTCRAWLER in a 2 minute gory novice's Challenge struggle. KURGER BING bested SONNY URK in a action packed 3 minute beginner's Challenge match. CUP OF TOE savagely defeated PUDDY in a popular 3 minute gruesome veteran's fight. SISTER MARY SUEELLEN vanquished VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute one-sided match. LAST CALL vanquished MOMBA in a 1 minute one-sided fight. MADAME BUTTERFLY was bested by BOB'S COMIC COLLECTN in a 5 minute expert's match. SALSA ELEMENTAL overpowered SPARROW in a popular 1 minute gory one-sided match. BLOOD RAYNE overpowered SOULTAKER in a 1 minute uneven brawl. ADDER was bested by FRASIER in a crowd pleasing 3 minute match. ASP was savagely defeated by STINGO RARR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven match. ROIS ANIN overpowered POLARIS in a 2 minute gruesome uneven fight. KODIAK demolished KAT in a exciting 1 minute uneven conflict. ANTI was unbelievably bested by HIGH TEST in a popular 6 minute bloody fight. SISTER MARYJANE outlasted CHRONALISS in a 11 minute master vs. beginner fray. DROW luckily beat NIN QUIRE in a exciting 3 minute contest. DEATH KISS viciously subdued CARLA in a 3 minute brutal match. CLIFF was overpowered by PROWL in a exciting 1 minute gruesome one-sided fray. NORM was demolished by TOURETTE in a 1 minute one-sided contest. XXL luckily beat WRAITH in a exciting 1 minute gruesome expert vs. beginner bout. ASPHYXIA handily defeated MAKRIYANNIS in a 1 minute uneven match. THE CREEPSTER beat SWAMP TURF HAMMER in a 3 minute competition. EVIL ONE savagely defeated HERACLIUS in a exciting 4 minute gory brawl. MY SHADOW overpowered DECEIVER in a 1 minute mismatched fight. ORCO was handily defeated by SSCOMSS in a 1 minute one-sided fight. SWAMP MOSS HAMMER luckily beat MUNCHAUSEN in a exciting 3 minute gruesome bout. ASBEEL was defeated by BURN FOR YOU in a 3 minute gruesome novice's contest. TITUS was devastated by STRAFE in a 1 minute one-sided melee. WAY TO BEGIN won victory over KITCHEN SINKS in a 2 minute novice's struggle. JOHNNY TRAITOR was overpowered by ALL THAT MATTERS in a 1 minute competition. DEPRESSION was subdued by ATTERY in a 2 minute duel. CUPS was defeated by MASTER DARQUE in a 4 minute beginner's brawl. EMILEI LOIT MATCHES was vanquished by RUN KID RUN in a 1 minute mismatched duel. AGOSERIS was narrowly defeated by ICEMAN in a popular 3 minute beginner's match. DARK TIMBER was handily defeated by DOC STEELE in a 3 minute bloody one-sided fray. FOUR ARMS viciously butchered SWAMP BEAR HAMMER in a 1 minute novice's battle. BOSS RAT devastated SHIFTER in a popular 1 minute mismatched duel. SISTER MARY-KATE luckily beat SPED in a 4 minute gory fight. ASTER beat JENUFA in a 2 minute novice's brawl. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |LUNGING ATTACK 34 WALL OF STEEL 47 - 30 - 0 61 | |STRIKING ATTACK 31 TOTAL PARRY 76 - 67 - 2 53 | |BASHING ATTACK 26 AIMED BLOW 32 - 31 - 3 51 | |TOTAL PARRY 24 PARRY-RIPOSTE 6 - 6 - 0 50 | |WALL OF STEEL 17 LUNGING ATTACK 75 - 82 - 7 48 | |SLASHING ATTACK 17 STRIKING ATTACK 63 - 88 - 3 42 | |AIMED BLOW 14 BASHING ATTACK 51 - 81 - 6 39 | |PARRY-STRIKE 10 PARRY-LUNGE 16 - 27 - 2 37 | |PARRY-LUNGE 6 PARRY-STRIKE 20 - 42 - 1 32 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 SLASHING ATTACK 20 - 42 - 2 32 | Turn 270 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: WALL OF STEEL 12 - 5 SLASHING ATTACK 8 - 9 5 STRIKING ATTACK TOTAL PARRY 16 - 8 STRIKING ATTACK 14 - 17 3 WALL OF STEEL AIMED BLOW 7 - 7 LUNGING ATTACK 15 - 19 2 TOTAL PARRY PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 8 - 18 1 SLASHING ATTACK PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 5 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 10 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME STRIKING ATTACK SISTER MERCY 5526 15 11 1 131 OLD HABITS (566) WALL OF STEEL MAGIC WAND 5771 18 10 0 126 LAND OF OZ (217) SLASHING ATTACK ITHYIC THING 6292 9 8 0 107 ABYSMAL RITES (215) TOTAL PARRY MEDEE 5642 21 8 0 105 THE OPERA (613) LUNGING ATTACK SISTER MARY SUEELLEN 5671 14 11 2 101 OLD HABITS (566) BASHING ATTACK LURKING FEAR 1755 14 9 0 95 ABYSMAL RITES (215) PARRY-LUNGE NILES 5860 14 11 1 82 SECOND BANANAS (573) PARRY-STRIKE CRYSTAL 5895 10 3 0 78 DARK PINNACLE (598) AIMED BLOW SOULTAKER 5455 7 3 0 64 I HATE THEM (597) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is ASP 5843. The most popular warrior this turn was ANTI 5457. The ten other most popular fighters were BULL SHANNON 6582, MADAME BUTTERFLY 5792, CUP OF TOE 5433, NIKKO 6385, LICINIUS 6653, SONNY URK 6827, WOODY 6223, NIN QUIRE 5281, ICEMAN 6840, and DEAD! 6838. The least popular fighter this week was CHAOS BOAST 5780. The other ten least popular fighters were SWAMP BURN HAMMER 6566, BAD NEWS BEAR 6486, GAUNTLYN 6363, CHRONALISS 6672, SISTER MARYJANE 6416, QUEEN OF TARTS 5980, BARNEY BEAR 6512, MEDEE 5642, PFM 6645, and ASTER 6667. The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn: FOLMOR GRIGG (47-4501) THE MIDDLE WAY 3 (506) THE RON (47-5914) WARHAMMERS (75) MAIL-IN TOURNEY XLVI ELIGIBLES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME KRAMER 5191 (44-38-0) 5 3 0 SECOND BANANAS JACK VALTRAEDS 407 (118-71-2) 2 3 0 ROYAL FLUSH ADM TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME KING UVDAHELL 1643 (57-31-1) 3 3 0 ROYAL FLUSH FRESHMEN TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME THE GREEK GUY 5478 (11-4-0) 5 3 0 I HATE THEM JOE KING 2223 (34-57-1) 0 2 0 ROYAL FLUSH CHALLENGERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME FIDELIO 5859 (12-7-0) 2 1 0 DEAD THE OPERA SISTER MERCY 5526 (14-11-1) 5 3 0 OLD HABITS MEDEE 5642 (21-7-0) 3 3 0 THE OPERA MAGIC WAND 5771 (17-10-0) 2 3 0 LAND OF OZ BOQ 5873 (17-5-0) 0 2 0 LAND OF OZ BULLPEN ACE 5907 (18-13-2) 0 2 0 ROYAL FLUSH LURKING FEAR 1755 (13-9-0) 0 2 0 ABYSMAL RITES MADAME BUTTERFLY 5792 (12-10-0) 0 2 0 THE OPERA CHAMPIONS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME WINKIE 6401 (8-5-2) 6 3 1 LAND OF OZ ITHYIC THING 6292 (8-8-0) 1 3 0 ABYSMAL RITES IN THE GRIP OF ERYX 6260 (11-4-0) 0 2 0 ABYSMAL RITES NIKKO 6385 (7-2-0) 0 2 0 LAND OF OZ QUEEN OF TARTS 5980 (6-4-0) 0 2 0 MYSTIC ORC FEAST ADEPTS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME THE LION KING 6360 (9-5-0) 5 3 0 ROYAL FLUSH MICE CREAM 6265 (6-2-0) 3 3 0 MYSTIC ORC FEAST CLIFF 6226 (8-3-0) 2 3 0 CHEERS TEN LORDS ALEAPIN 6433 (8-5-1) 2 3 0 ROYAL FLUSH ASYLUM 6186 (8-4-1) 1 3 0 DEAD OF WOLF AND MAN BARLEY 6377 (6-2-3) 1 3 0 STRANGE BREW CARLA 6225 (6-5-0) 1 3 0 CHEERS CRYSTAL 5895 (9-2-0) 1 3 0 DARK PINNACLE NORM 6227 (4-7-0) 1 3 0 CHEERS SPARROW 6411 (9-4-0) 1 3 0 RAPTOR FRASIER 6224 (9-2-0) 0 2 0 CHEERS HIGH TEST 6239 (12-6-0) 0 2 0 STRANGE BREW SPECTRE 5654 (9-4-1) 0 2 0 GOTHIC MINISTRY INITIATES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME RUDY SCANER 6600 (1-0-0) 6 3 1 THEY MUST DIE! BELCOME WHACK 6505 (5-1-0) 2 3 0 DEAD SPOONERTIKS COLOSSUS 6356 (4-4-2) 1 3 0 X-MEN II PROWL 6460 (1-1-0) 1 3 0 DARQUE FORCES STINGO RARR 6507 (5-3-0) 1 3 0 SPOONERTIKS NIGHTSHADE 6536 (5-2-0) 0 2 0 RAPTOR SANITY LOSS 6518 (3-4-1) 0 2 0 ABYSMAL RITES XXL 6178 (2-4-0) 0 2 0 INDIFFERENCE APPRENTICES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME LABATTS 6548 (0-1-0) 9 3 1 STRANGE BREW MY SHADOW 6649 (0-1-0) 4 3 0 KAOS VALERIUS 6623 (3-0-0) 4 3 0 SOLDIERS OF ROME PFM 6645 (0-1-0) 3 3 0 KAOS SHIFTER 5909 (0-0-0) 3 3 0 CHAOTIX BEASTS VYNMORGATH 6646 (0-0-0) 2 3 0 KAOS EVIL ONE 6586 (1-1-0) 1 3 0 LUROCIAN DEVILS LUMINOUS LOX 6495 (2-2-0) 1 3 0 MYSTIC ORC FEAST SLEEMAN 6578 (1-3-0) 1 3 0 DEAD STRANGE BREW BITTER CRUMB 6454 (0-1-0) 0 2 0 MYSTIC ORC FEAST FGC 6648 (1-0-0) 0 2 0 KAOS ORCO 6583 (1-0-0) 0 2 0 OF WOLF AND MAN RAZOR 6573 (1-3-0) 0 2 0 RAPTOR SISTER BERNICE 6485 (1-2-0) 0 2 0 OLD HABITS SISTER MARY-KATE 6491 (0-0-0) 0 2 0 OLD HABITS SKYDANCER 6572 (1-3-1) 0 2 0 RAPTOR ROOKIES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME ATTERY 6705 (0-0-0) 14 3 0 OF WOLF AND MAN JACK KNIFE 6694 (0-0-0) 8 3 0 ROYAL FLUSH BOSS RAT 6681 (0-0-0) 7 3 1 FLATUTEN MANAGERS EMILEI LOIT MATCHES 6710 (0-0-0) 4 3 0 THINGS I DROOL IN SIEGFRIED 6713 (0-0-0) 1 1 0 DEAD THE OPERA CUPS 6614 (0-0-0) 2 3 0 THINGS I DROOL IN DOC STEELE 6678 (0-0-0) 2 3 0 FLATUTEN MANAGERS KITCHEN SINKS 6580 (0-0-0) 2 3 0 THINGS I DROOL IN OBESE CAT 6695 (0-0-0) 2 3 1 KAOS STRAFE 6693 (0-0-0) 2 3 0 RAPTOR AGOSERIS 6709 (0-0-0) 0 2 0 WARHAMMERS ASTER 6667 (0-0-0) 0 2 0 GOTHIC MINISTRY DARK TIMBER 6708 (0-0-0) 0 2 0 WARHAMMERS FOUR ARMS 6697 (0-0-0) 0 2 0 INDIFFERENCE RUN KID RUN 6698 (0-0-0) 0 2 0 CHRISTIAN ROCK 2 DEAD CHALLENGERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME NULN 5467 (10-2-1) 7 3 0 I HATE THEM JACK O'LANTERN 2762 (5-4-0) 5 3 0 ROYAL FLUSH TEN IS RAQUET 5815 (9-13-0) 5 3 0 ROYAL FLUSH ACE FREHLEY 3669 (10-9-0) 3 3 1 ROYAL FLUSH JACK EENTHABOCKS 2252 (10-7-0) 3 3 0 ROYAL FLUSH BOSS TEN 1988 (11-12-0) 2 3 0 ROYAL FLUSH KILL*SWITCH 5809 (10-4-2) 2 3 0 DARQUE FORCES JACK HAMMER 3790 (9-6-0) 0 2 0 ROYAL FLUSH PRINCE IGOR 5640 (18-5-0) 0 2 0 THE OPERA SCORPION KING 4718 (8-3-0) 0 2 0 ROYAL FLUSH TEN A. SHUSS 1642 (1-1-0) 0 2 0 ROYAL FLUSH DEAD CHAMPIONS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME MOTHER THERESA 5136 (2-1-0) 8 3 1 OLD HABITS TOP TEN LIST 2953 (3-1-0) 3 3 0 DEAD ROYAL FLUSH TOONERSPIK 4715 (7-8-0) 1 3 0 SPOONERTIKS SISTER MARY CLARENCE 5262 (6-6-1) 0 2 0 OLD HABITS STEAL SHANK 5487 (10-3-1) 0 2 0 DARK PINNACLE DEAD ADEPTS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME INCUBUS 5423 (6-3-1) 3 3 0 GOTHIC MINISTRY SISTER SAM 6300 (4-2-1) 3 3 1 OLD HABITS ACE VENTURA 3131 (4-6-1) 1 3 0 ROYAL FLUSH JACK RABBIT 4814 (0-1-0) 1 3 0 ROYAL FLUSH LUMBER JACK 2909 (1-1-0) 0 2 0 ROYAL FLUSH SISTER CHRISTIAN 5340 (2-0-0) 0 2 0 OLD HABITS WITCHCRAZE 5201 (5-3-1) 0 2 0 DARQUE FORCES DEAD INITIATES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME MOTHER SUPERIOR 5218 (0-0-0) 8 3 0 OLD HABITS JULIAN TAVAREZ 6599 (0-0-0) 3 3 0 THEY MUST DIE! LAGER 6394 (5-1-0) 0 2 0 STRANGE BREW DEAD APPRENTICES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME SLUGBAIT 6329 (4-0-1) 8 3 0 I HATE THEM NYAN'TI 6366 (4-1-0) 6 3 0 FORCE OF WILL BE STILL 6607 (1-1-0) 2 3 0 CHRISTIAN ROCK 2 CANDI-LOTE 5969 (0-3-0) 1 3 0 LADIES OF DREAD