DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 01/20/2009 Duedate: 02/16/2009
SCOMSS SWAMP ARENA
DM-47 TURN-272
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
BULLPEN ACE
ROYAL FLUSH (48)
(47-5907) [21-13-2,136]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
BULLPEN ACE VALERIUS
ROYAL FLUSH (48) SOLDIERS OF ROME (691)
(47-5907) [21-13-2,136] (47-6623) [7-0-0,72]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
SWAMP BOGG HAMMER JOHN STEWART
ALL SWAMP HAMMERZ (594) JGW PERISHABLE (653)
(47-6306) [12-13-0,53] (47-6569) [2-1-0,21]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
SECOND BANANAS (573)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. KAOS (695) 53
2. SECOND BANANAS (573) 47 OLD HABITS (566)
3. ROYAL FLUSH (48) 45 Unchartered Team
4. JGW PERISHABLE (653) 44
5. ABYSMAL RITES (215) 42 KAOS (695)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/10*KAOS (695) 15 8 0 65.2 1/ 1 SECOND BANANAS (573) 12 3 0
2/ 1 OLD HABITS (566) 111 64 8 63.4 2/ 6 LAND OF OZ (217) 11 4 0
3/ 5 THINGS I DROOL IN (614) 84 54 5 60.9 3/ 4 INDIFFERENCE (611) 10 4 1
4/ 2 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416) 320 206 24 60.8 4/ 3*KAOS (695) 10 4 0
5/ 3 LAND OF OZ (217) 547 356 16 60.6 5/ 7 ROYAL FLUSH (48) 10 5 0
6/ 4 SPOONERTIKS (523) 133 87 8 60.5 6/ 5 OLD HABITS (566) 10 5 0
7/ 6 SECOND BANANAS (573) 164 111 17 59.6 7/14 STRANGE BREW (661) 9 6 0
8/ 0*SMOKED OUT!!! (637) 23 17 4 57.5 8/ 2 GOTHIC MINISTRY (592) 9 6 0
9/ 8 THE OPERA (613) 86 67 3 56.2 9/11*CHRISTIAN ROCK 2 (689) 9 6 0
10/ 7 GOTHIC MINISTRY (592) 57 45 3 55.9 10/25 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416) 8 5 0
11/ 9 ROYAL FLUSH (48) 703 557 37 55.8 11/13 SPOONERTIKS (523) 8 5 0
12-11 DSM4 (698) 367 294 26 55.5 12/ 8 ALL SWAMP HAMMERZ (594) 8 6 0
13/12 FORCE OF WILL (670) 30 25 3 54.5 13/16 THE BEAR'S PAW (150) 8 7 1
14-14 DARQUE FORCES (396) 154 136 14 53.1 14/12 FORCE OF WILL (670) 8 7 1
15/15 THE BEAR'S PAW (150) 429 387 41 52.6 15/27 LIFE'S LESSONS (562) 7 6 0
16/16 CHAOTIX BEASTS (610) 54 50 4 51.9 16/20 OF WOLF AND MAN (603) 7 7 1
17/13 DARK PINNACLE (598) 77 72 6 51.7 17/22 RAPTOR (674) 7 8 1
18/17 LIFE'S LESSONS (562) 114 108 9 51.4 18/ 9 CHAOTIX BEASTS (610) 7 8 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19/18 ALL SWAMP HAMMERZ (594) 117 111 8 51.3 19/32 THINGS I DROOL IN (614) 6 4 0
20/26*LUROCIAN DEVILS (686) 10 10 2 50.0 20/29 ABYSMAL RITES (215) 6 7 0
21-23*FLATUTEN MANAGERS (697) 2 2 0 50.0 21/21 I HATE THEM (597) 6 8 0
22/19 OF WOLF AND MAN (603) 62 63 4 49.6 22-18 DARQUE FORCES (396) 5 5 0
23/20 I HATE THEM (597) 52 54 2 49.1 23/17*SOLDIERS OF ROME (691) 5 10 1
24/21*CHRISTIAN ROCK 2 (689) 14 15 0 48.3 24/28 AN EPHRAIM (32) 4 4 0
25/25 AN EPHRAIM (32) 171 185 17 48.0 25/30 X-MEN II (660) 4 6 0
26/24 CHEERS (659) 32 36 1 47.1 26/35*LUROCIAN DEVILS (686) 4 7 1
27/27 INDIFFERENCE (611) 99 115 7 46.3 27/15 WARHAMMERS (75) 4 7 0
28/28 RAPTOR (674) 37 44 2 45.7 28/37 THE OPERA (613) 4 9 0
29/29 STRANGE BREW (661) 45 54 6 45.5 29/23*THEY MUST DIE! (688) 4 10 0
30/30 WARHAMMERS (75) 288 361 14 44.4 30/10 DARK PINNACLE (598) 4 11 0
31/22*THE FALLEN (696) 11 14 1 44.0 31/24 THE MIDDLE WAY 3 (506) 4 11 0
32/32 ABYSMAL RITES (215) 54 75 3 41.9 32/19*THE FALLEN (696) 4 11 0
33/33 X-MEN II (660) 50 70 6 41.7 33/ 0*SMOKED OUT!!! (637) 3 2 0
34/34 THE SERPENTS (629) 77 115 4 40.1 34-31*FLATUTEN MANAGERS (697) 2 2 0
35/31 JGW PERISHABLE (653) 28 42 1 40.0 35-26*TEAM ASGARD (684) 2 3 1
36/36 THE MIDDLE WAY 3 (506) 105 161 2 39.5 36/33 JGW PERISHABLE (653) 2 6 0
37/35*SOLDIERS OF ROME (691) 13 22 2 37.1 37/38 CHEERS (659) 2 11 0
38-38*SCREAM FACTORY (683) 4 8 1 33.3 38-34 DSM4 (698) 1 4 0
39-39*TEAM ASGARD (684) 12 27 2 30.8 39/36 HELLENIC HEROES (673) 1 9 0
40/37*THEY MUST DIE! (688) 6 15 0 28.6 40/39 THE SERPENTS (629) 0 7 0
41-40*LADIES OF DREAD (641) 6 23 0 20.7 41-41*SCREAM FACTORY (683) 0 2 0
42/41 HELLENIC HEROES (673) 11 43 4 20.4 42-40*LADIES OF DREAD (641) 0 2 0
43-42*VAMPIRE'S SKULL (12) 0 15 0 0.0 43-42*VAMPIRE'S SKULL (12) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
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TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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Two stalwarts of The Land Of Oz, and the last several Turf Wars have been Magic
Wand and BOQ. It is only fitting that they become Lord Protectors, graduate, and
retire together. They look like this:
MAGIC WAND (18-11-0; 60 FE)
11-15-11-15-17-4-11 (to 12-16-11-15-18-4-11) mode WS
Masters in Init, Attack, Parry; Adexes in Decise and Defense
Skill learn rate 1.75
Low/Mod; BA; Parry Tactic; learns Decise
BOQ (19-5-0; 45FE)
11-18-6-9-19-12-9 (to 14-21-6-11-21-13-11) mode TP
only normal damage
Adex in Parry
Mod/Vlo; BA; learns Parry
Both had planned to participate in The Face, but with their graduation, Oz is
saving the $14 to get three roll-up sheets in Tempe. (He'll probably try to bum the
other buck from Mannequin.)
Like me, I am sure you all are hoping and praying that the new roll-up recruits
for The Land Of Oz are godling quality.
Land Of Oz Publicist
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TURF WAR VI
Round Two Results
Done deal. The results of round two are official. Some interesting stuff to
report. Yes, indeed. First some summaries,thoughts, and comments, and then the
usual "just the facts".
SUMMARY COMMENTS
1. SCOMSSS Shire had a big turn with a pretty amazing 22-6-0-.786 round.
2. Chaos, for YOURBAGD, scored BIG in spy report mentions with a ditty of five.
Ten points! Oh my! Will he reveal his secret?
3. Old Habits (Father O'Malley/Soultaker) takes top point gain AGAIN with a
whopping 15! His leading individual team total is 31--more than most alliances. Is
SCOMSSS Shire considering lengthening his contract spiced with a big salary increase?
4. Second Bananas (Mannequin) (5-0-0) had the only undefeated team, and didn't get
a spy report mention. Not one! Go figure.
5. Once again, Land of Oz (Oz) scored the most fight points with 9. (17 for two
rounds) However, Old Habits tied for top. (13 total for two)
6. Old Habits (Father O'Malley/Soultaker) again scored the most style points (DM
included) at 4. (Thanks for that DM Title!) Many others scored 2, so stylemasters
were well dispersed.
7. Indifference (Jekyl) with its 4-1-0 this round holds the overall best record at
8-1-1-0 (.889)
8. Three managers found out that losing to a Bloodfeud is a costly 5 points. (The
victor only gains 2.) Killing, while exciting, can be costly in the end.
9. There were 4 free DA's. And we yet await the start of several warriors--
including two from The Opera. (Manager)
10. SCOMSSS Shire's, Father O'Malley of Old Habits holds the DM Title after two.
11. Will there be an impact of the three announced graduates? All were SCOMSSS
Shire, including the current Duelmaster. Some will praise the new Lord Protectors-Sister Mercy, Magic Wand, BOQ--and some will say "glad to see 'em go."
12. Cheers (Otto The Drunk) and JGW Perishable (JGW) were welcomed to the TW.
(Really welcomed with 0-6-0-0 and -10 points between them!)
13. Last Turf War Second Bananas (Mannequin) was a "killing machine". With no
kills, has Mannequin lost his annihilation touch?
"ALLIANCE" SCORING
Round 1 Round 2 TOTAL
SCOMSSS Shire 24 50 74
YOURBAGD 23 19 42
Slaughterhouse Syndicate 8 -5 3
Dreadnaughts -1 4 3
BOB 16 -18 -2
INDIVIDUAL TEAM RESULTS
Name (Fights/Styles/Mentions/Total) Grand Total
SCOMSSS Shire (24, 50 = 74)
Old Habits 9, 4, 2= 15 13, 10, 8 = 31
Land Of Oz 9, 2, 2= 13 17, 4, 6 = 27
Second Bananas 7, 0, 2= 9 10, 4, 0 = 14
Royal Flush 8, 0, 2= 10 4, 0, 2 = 6
Things I Drool In 0, 0, 0= 0 0, 0, 0 = 0
Spoonertiks 3, 0, 0= 3 2, 0, 0 = 2
Mystic Orc Feast -2, 0, 2= 0 -8, 0, 2 = -6
YOURBAGD (23, 19 = 42)
Of Wolf & Man 5, 2, 6= 13 6, 2, 10 = 18
Indifference 1, 2, 2= 5 6, 2, 4 = 12
Kaos -2, 0,10= 8 1, 0, 10 = 11
Darque Forces -6, 0, 2= -4 -3, 0, 6 = 3
The Bear Paw -3, 0, 2= -1 -2, 0, 4 = 2
The Opera 0, 2, 2= 4 -4, 4, 2 = 2
Cheers -6, 0, 0= -6 -6, 0, 0 = -6
Slaughterhouse Syndicate (8, -5 = 3)
Strange Brew 4, 0, 0= 4 11, 0, 0 = 11
Abysmal Rites -8, 0, 2= -6 -8, 6, 2 = 0
Life's Lessons -2, 0, 0= -2 1, 0, 2 = 3
Swamp Hammerz 3, 0, 0= 3 -7, 0, 0 = -7
JGW Perishable -4, 0, 0= -4 -4, 0, 0 = -4
Dreadnaughts (-1, 4 = 3)
Gothic Ministry 5, 0, 0= 5 8, 0, 4 = 12
Raptor -2, 2, 0= 0 0, 2, 0 = 2
Force of Will 3, 0, 0= 3 2, 0, 0 = 2
Dark Pinnacle -4, 0, 0= -4 -5, 2, 2 = -1
The Fallen 0, 0, 2= 2 -3, 0, 2 = -1
The Middle Way 3 -2, 0, 0= -2 -11, 0, 0 =-11
B. O. B. (16, -18 = -2)
I Hate Them 3, 2, 0= 5 3, 4, 0 = 7
Christian Rock 2 -1, 0, 0= -1 1, 0, 0 = 1
Soldiers of Rome -9, 0, 2= -7 -3, 0, 2 = -1
They Must Die -5, 0, 0= -5 -2, 0, 0 = -2
Chaotic Beasts -5, 0, 0= -5 -3, 0, 0 = -3
The Lurocian Devils -5, 0, 0= -5 -6, 0, 2 = -4
W/L Records
(Fight each of ten turns and 45 minimum fights)
SCOMSSS Shire ( 22-6-0-0 .786 Total 41-20-0-1 .672)
Second Bananas 5-0-0-0 8-2-0-0 2/2
Old Habits 4-1-0-0 8-2-0-0 2/2
Land Of Oz 4-1-0-0 8-2-0-0 2/2
Spoonertiks 3-1-0-0 5-3-0-0 2/2
Royal Flush 4-1-0-0 6-4-0-0 2/2
Mystic Orc Feast 2-2-0-0 4-4-0-1 2/2
Things I Drool In 0-0-0-0 2-3-0-0 1/2
YOURBAGD (13-17-2-1 .433 Total 29-30-3-4 .492)
Indifference 4-1-0-0 8-1-1-0 2/2
Of Wolf & Man 3-1-1-1 5-4-1-2 2/2
Kaos 2-2-0-0 5-4-0-0 2/2
The Bear Paw 2-3-1-0 5-5-1-0 2/2
Darque Forces 1-4-0-0 5-5-0-0 2/2
The Opera 1-2-0-0 1-7-0-2 2/2
Cheers 0-4-0-0 0-4-0-0 1/2
Slaughterhouse Syndicate (9-10-0-1 .467 Total 18-19-0-4 .486)
Strange Brew 3-2-0-0 6-4-0-2 2/2
Swamp Hammerz 3-1-0-0 5-4-0-1 2/2
Life's Lessons 2-2-0-0 4-4-0-0 2/2
Abysmal Rites 1-3-0-1 3-5-0-1 2/2
JGW Perishable 0-2-0-0 0-2-0-0 1/2
B. O. B. ( 9-19-0-1 .321 Total 25-31-1-2 .446)
Christian Rock 2 3-2-0-0 7-3-0-0 2/2
I Hate Them 3-2-0-1 5-5-0-2 2/2
Soldiers of Rome 1-4-0-0 4-6-1-0 2/2
They Must Die 1-4-0-0 4-6-0-0 2/2
Chaotic Beasts 1-4-0-0 4-6-0-0 2/2
The Lurocian Devils 0-3-0-0 1-5-0-0 2/2
Dreadnaughts (14-16-0-2 .467 Total 26-34-0-4 .433)
Gothic Ministry 4-1-0-0 8-2-0-0 2/2
Raptor 2-3-0-0 5-5-0-0 2/2
Force of Will 3-2-0-0 5-5-0-0 2/2
Dark Pinnacle 1-4-0-1 3-7-0-2 2/2
The Fallen 2-3-0-1 3-7-0-2 2/2
The Middle Way 3 2-3-0-0 2-8-0-0 2/2
NOTE: The facts and figures and comments are brought to you by your Amazingly
Brilliant Coordinating Duo (ABCD) of Oz and Master Darque, with commentary mostly
Oz's Oozings.
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---===FREE BLADES REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 9 ZUKAL (turn 609): KEEL HAULER of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 12 RIZTAB (turn 611): SETH of FORCE OF FIVE (Doctor Doom, mgr.)
DM 15 MALCORN (turn 605): ZIRCON of STARBASE 5 (Zeus, mgr.)
DM 16 WILLAF (turn 607): BUDOKUMO of YAMABUSHI (Doc Miracle, mgr.)
DM 17 ALJAFIR (turn 606): AURELIUS of FIELDS OF ELYSIUM (Caesar, mgr.)
DM 19 ZUWAYZA (turn 604): ANTONIUS of IDES OF MARCH (Caesar, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 302): OPASAN of PHANTACITY (Omega, mgr.)
DM 29 LAPUR (turn 597): CELADUS of EQUESTORS (Spartacus, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 300): LOWLY WORM of AVENGERS (Huckle Cat, mgr.)
DM 32 ARVAT (turn 593): EASTER GUARDIAN of SARATOGA GLORY (The Trainer, mgr.)
DM 33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 591): KORIENELLEN of THE SEWING CIRCLE (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 35 MURSKA (turn 582): ANGUS ARGUS of CHILDREN OF LLYR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 43 VEASTIAN (turn 545): JEREMY CAMP of POSITIVE ALTERNATIVE (Zalgor Prigg, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 277): BOLI of OF WOLF & MAN (Tripwire, mgr.)
DM 47 DOUBLE X (turn 271): SISTER MERCY of OLD HABITS (Soultaker, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 258): EXTRUSION of LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
DM 56 ROCANIS (turn 472): MOSSIE ROCKTROLL of INCONSISTENT FURY (Banthius, mgr.)
DM 60 COLLUSION COVE (turn 459): ENIGMA XXV of DEATH STUDS XII (Death Stud, mgr.)
DM 61 JURINE (turn 442): XAVAN YOLE of MIDDLE WAY 16 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 65 DAL SHANG (turn 436): ROPE MAN of MIGHTY HEROES (Hombre, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 207): GAFFER SMITH of BAD APPLES (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 74 DAYLA KIV (turn 404): DOLBY KLEE of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 397): FOOTSTEPS of PARANOID ASYLUM (Jekyll, mgr.)
DM 78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 382): RED COULTER of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 498): SISTER X of CULTS-R-US (?, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 9 ZUKAL (turn 609): SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 12 RIZTAB (turn 611): DREAMERS (Sleepy, mgr.)
DM 15 MALCORN (turn 605): DARK CREATION (Herbert Philip Lovecraft West, mgr.)
DM 16 WILLAF (turn 607): GOLDEN GLADIATORS (Midas, mgr.)
DM 17 ALJAFIR (turn 606): MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 19 ZUWAYZA (turn 604): CUNNING RUNTS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 302): THE PENTARCHY (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
DM 29 LAPUR (turn 597): MID EARTH (Visionist, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 300): LORDS OF VALHALLA (High Lord Bosk, mgr.)
DM 32 ARVAT (turn 593): SARATOGA GLORY (The Trainer, mgr.)
DM 33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 591): RAVAGING LORDS (General Ikillu, mgr.)
DM 35 MURSKA (turn 582): CHILDREN OF LLYR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 43 VEASTIAN (turn 545): DEVILED HAM (The Dark One, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 577): NOSTALGIA (Crow, mgr.)
DM 47 DOUBLE X (turn 271): POSITION IS EMPTY
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 258): LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
DM 56 ROCANIS (turn 472): INCONSISTENT FURY (Banthius, mgr.)
DM 60 COLLUSION COVE (turn 459): DEATH STUDS XII (Death Stud, mgr.)
DM 61 JURINE (turn 442): MIDDLE WAY 16 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 65 DAL SHANG (turn 436): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 207): MONGOL HORDE (Crip, mgr.)
DM 74 DAYLA KIV (turn 404): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 397): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 382): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 498): DO IT AGAIN et al (The Dark One, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 12 RIZTAB (turn 610): CAELUM of FORCE OF FIVE (Doctor Doom, mgr.)
DM 15 MALCORN (turn 604): BOSS of STARBASE 5 (Zeus, mgr.)
THULE of DARK CREATIONS (H.P.L. West, mgr.)
DM 19 ZUWAYZA (turn 603): JACK HAMMA of FUNKY FOLK (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 302): LE PLON of THE PENTARCHY (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
VELVET FINISH of STEEL AND SILK (Michael Eldritch, mgr.)
DM 29 LAPUR (turn 597): CELADUS of EQUESTORS (Spartacus, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 299): BEDLAM of CHAOS (Lord of Chaos, mgr.)
DM 32 ARVAT (turn 592): LUCRETIUS of ROMAN HEROES (Caesar, mgr.)
DM 35 MURSKA (turn 581): PATRICE of CHILDREN OF LLYR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 276): AUNTY ENTITY of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
YUFFIE of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 47 DOUBLE X (turn 271): SISTER MERCY of OLD HABITS (Soultaker, mgr.)
MAGIC WAND of LAND OF OZ (Oz the Successful, mgr.)
BOQ of LAND OF OZ (Oz the Successful, mgr.)
DM 56 ROCANIS (turn 471): TWIG LITE ZONE of INCONSISTENT FURY (Banthius, mgr.)
DM 75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 397): FOOTSTEPS of PARANOID ASYLUM (Jekyll, mgr.)
SPY REPORT
Much has changed in SCOMSS SWAMP since last I was here. Never fear, Olaf Modeen
adapts to many situations, as do all successful fighters. You know what they say
about the herd of lions who studied a judge... MYSTIC ORC FEAST moved up 15 places,
to 10th. Who can explain it? Not you, not me, not LIFE'S LESSONS' opponents, after
watching them shoot up the ranks from 27th to 15th. You know what they say about the
herd of lions who studied a judge... THINGS I DROOL IN moved up 13 places, to 19th.
WARHAMMERS bit the big one as they could not win. They dropped from 15th down to
27th! Are you guy giving lessons or what? Ever take one of those association tests?
You know, he says black, you say white. Water-Lake, Sky-Blue. Try this: Flop. DARK
PINNACLE! Looking for a good fight, confident, skilled, tough opponents. Well don't
look at THE FALLEN, cause they dropped by 13. Some people say I ramble too much, I
don't say anything relevant. I repeat myself. I ramble. Well ROYAL FLUSH moved up
2, to 5th. What's with ITHYIC THING? She actually beat DARK PINNACLE's BLOOD RAYNE,
and walked away with 21 more points from the fight. Laughs were big at ABYSMAL RITES
while they watched ITHYIC THING clobber BLOOD RAYNE. She lost 17 points and got
bruised from objects thrown from the stands. See how the Duelmaster challenged OF
WOLF AND MAN's BLACKENED? That sort of initiative is how she got where she is now.
Try as he might, BLACKENED wasn't good enough at persuading SISTER MERCY to step down
from the Duelmaster's throne... Advice to fighters with a 1 will--give up fighting!
If at first you don't succeed, avoid. That'll get you in the Spyreports. The
most avoided team was DARK PINNACLE. Management must be dealin', as the boys at DARK
PINNACLE ain't reelin'! DARK PINNACLE's mad! How well I know the feeling of being
the most challenged warrior, RUDY SCANER! Don't make idle boasts, they may come back
to haunt you. Maybe CHEERS' FRASIER is one of those beasts who likes pain, or
something. That's what it'll get next week, after challenging up 33 to JETHRO. As I
expected, JETHRO won FRASIER. Not to start anything, but, FRASIER, now that you've
faced him and seen its style, you might try it again! Taunt your opponent ASPHYXIA!
That was my lucky charm when I was unfairly challenged. (and by 22 points!) FGC
should have an easy win. FGC won victory over ASPHYXIA. KAOS calls this fighting?
In my day... Fighting is a better craft than farming, MIRAGE, but you have to pay
your dues. Being challenged by VALERIUS, 20 points above you, is dues. I have to
get this off my chest. What a low dog, VALERIUS! He can't set himself up in a real
match. I was sorry to see MIRAGE lose. ASBEEL expects the easy win by going 21
points down. DECEIVER will find this a hard lesson! ASBEEL bested DECEIVER. I bet
ASBEEL could beat two-year-olds, too. Well, LUROCIAN DEVILS knows who to set their
sights on. Taunt your opponent BURN FOR YOU! That was my lucky charm when I was
unfairly challenged. (and by 16 points!) PARIAH should have an easy win. PARIAH
won victory over BURN FOR YOU. FORCE OF WILL calls this fighting? In my day...
There have been some calls to lengthen the time limit. Do you want the fighters
to walk away, or not? ANTI of I HATE THEM didn't know when to quit. When you've got
a 7-10-0, that's a good sign. Now he's dead. Someone told GADREEL that X-MEN II
never Bloodfeuded, that he'd have an easy kill. Well, I'm sure whoever misled you is
right sorry. Here's some advice: study your opponent, master many skills, fight
dirty.
Well, I'm pretty much through. You guys need to get back practicing. SCOMSS
SWAMP is a nice place to live, but I don't like to live in nice places. Remember--a
good fighter needs both good skills and good luck. Until next time,-- Olaf Modeen
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BULLPEN ACE 5907 21 13 2 136 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
JETHRO 5949 16 6 1 131 SECOND BANANAS (573)
PIZZA PIE PARTY 5659 18 10 2 121 THINGS I DROOL IN (614)
NILES 5860 16 11 1 116 SECOND BANANAS (573)
ITHYIC THING 6292 10 9 0 113 ABYSMAL RITES (215)
IVAN POISY 5112 15 15 0 112 SPOONERTIKS (523)
MEDEE 5642 23 8 0 111 THE OPERA (613)
RED DRAGON 5585 17 8 0 105 CHAOTIX BEASTS (610)
KILLING JOKE 5611 21 14 2 102 INDIFFERENCE (611)
LURKING FEAR 1755 15 10 0 101 ABYSMAL RITES (215)
JUSTICE FOR ALL 5534 13 12 0 101 OF WOLF AND MAN (603)
NIKKO 6385 9 3 0 100 LAND OF OZ (217)
BOB'S COMIC COLLECTN 5658 19 9 0 99 THINGS I DROOL IN (614)
WINKIE 6401 10 7 2 97 LAND OF OZ (217)
-PYTHON 5903 16 19 2 93 THE SERPENTS (629)
MADAME BUTTERFLY 5792 13 12 0 93 THE OPERA (613)
BLACKENED 5531 14 13 2 92 OF WOLF AND MAN (603)
KODIAK 6487 10 6 4 92 THE BEAR'S PAW (150)
SISTER MARY SUEELLEN 5671 15 12 2 91 OLD HABITS (566)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LAST CALL 5606 17 14 0 89 INDIFFERENCE (611)
SPECTRE 5654 10 7 1 89 GOTHIC MINISTRY (592)
BARLEY 6377 8 3 3 89 STRANGE BREW (661)
PUDDY 6295 19 6 0 88 SECOND BANANAS (573)
THE LION KING 6360 12 6 0 87 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
BLOOD RAYNE 5489 18 11 1 86 DARK PINNACLE (598)
-SALSA ELEMENTAL 6312 9 5 0 84 DARQUE FORCES (396)
FRASIER 6224 10 4 0 82 CHEERS (659)
SMOKEY BEAR 6354 15 9 1 81 THE BEAR'S PAW (150)
JENNA 5099 15 19 4 79 LIFE'S LESSONS (562)
QUEEN OF TARTS 5980 9 4 0 79 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
CHRIS PERRY 6213 8 9 0 76 JGW PERISHABLE (653)
-ADDER 5920 21 12 0 75 THE SERPENTS (629)
SPARROW 6411 10 6 0 73 RAPTOR (674)
VALERIUS 6623 7 0 0 72 SOLDIERS OF ROME (691)
TEN LORDS ALEAPIN 6433 9 7 1 71 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
AFRICAN QUEEN 6424 8 6 0 70 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-MOMBA 5945 15 17 1 66 THE SERPENTS (629)
DEMONIC HEX 5530 13 6 0 66 GOTHIC MINISTRY (592)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CRYSTAL 5895 10 5 0 66 DARK PINNACLE (598)
ROIS ANIN 6068 13 14 1 65 WARHAMMERS (75)
DROW 5674 13 6 0 65 CHAOTIX BEASTS (610)
SOULTAKER 5455 8 4 0 65 I HATE THEM (597)
STORM 6234 11 14 0 64 X-MEN II (660)
HIGH TEST 6239 15 6 0 63 STRANGE BREW (661)
CHINA MILKMAID 6502 6 1 0 63 LAND OF OZ (217)
FGC 6648 5 0 0 63 KAOS (695)
-ASP 5843 11 27 1 61 THE SERPENTS (629)
CLIFF 6226 8 6 0 60 CHEERS (659)
KORTALIA 6365 7 4 3 57 FORCE OF WILL (670)
MICE CREAM 6265 7 3 0 57 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TARZAN 5542 7 12 1 56 AN EPHRAIM (32)
-SLUGBAIT 6329 4 0 1 56 I HATE THEM (597)
NIN QUIRE 5281 6 7 0 55 THE MIDDLE WAY 3 (506)
BAD NEWS BEAR 6486 10 6 0 54 THE BEAR'S PAW (150)
SISTER MARYJANE 6416 9 0 0 54 OLD HABITS (566)
SWAMP BOGG HAMMER 6306 12 13 0 53 ALL SWAMP HAMMERZ (594)
CARLA 6225 7 7 0 51 CHEERS (659)
RONDOL QUIGLO 4978 10 19 0 50 THE MIDDLE WAY 3 (506)
MY HUCKLEBERRY 5636 7 10 1 50 AN EPHRAIM (32)
EARVLING KLASH 6547 7 3 0 50 FORCE OF WILL (670)
CHONG 5927 5 3 0 49 SMOKED OUT!!! (637)
POLARIS 6230 10 10 1 48 X-MEN II (660)
STINGO RARR 6507 6 6 0 48 SPOONERTIKS (523)
SEB WITE 6668 4 1 0 48 SPOONERTIKS (523)
-PROWL 6460 2 3 0 48 DARQUE FORCES (396)
DEATH KISS 5751 11 4 1 44 GOTHIC MINISTRY (592)
-BOGBANE 5500 10 13 1 44 DARQUE FORCES (396)
MIRAGE 5912 6 5 0 43 DARK PINNACLE (598)
XXL 6178 5 4 0 43 INDIFFERENCE (611)
VYNMORGATH 6646 3 1 0 42 KAOS (695)
KELLY CARPENTER 6419 4 4 0 40 JGW PERISHABLE (653)
CHAOS BOAST 5780 8 8 1 39 CHAOTIX BEASTS (610)
MR NICE GUY 5931 4 4 1 39 SMOKED OUT!!! (637)
SGT STANDANKO 5929 4 4 0 39 SMOKED OUT!!! (637)
HOMEY D. CLONE 5637 7 5 0 38 LIFE'S LESSONS (562)
NORM 6227 4 10 0 38 CHEERS (659)
RUDY SCANER 6600 3 1 0 38 THEY MUST DIE! (688)
BULL SHANNON 6582 4 3 0 37 SECOND BANANAS (573)
JACK KNIFE 6694 3 1 0 36 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
BARNEY BEAR 6512 8 5 0 35 THE BEAR'S PAW (150)
GET THE POINT? 5097 6 10 1 35 LIFE'S LESSONS (562)
T.H.C. 5928 6 2 1 35 SMOKED OUT!!! (637)
COLOSSUS 6356 5 6 2 35 X-MEN II (660)
KURGER BING 6669 4 1 0 35 SPOONERTIKS (523)
THE CREEPSTER 6328 7 2 0 34 I HATE THEM (597)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
NIGHTSHADE 6536 7 3 1 33 RAPTOR (674)
PAIN KILLER 6257 4 3 1 33 DARK PINNACLE (598)
A TALE OF PAIN 6531 4 1 0 33 ABYSMAL RITES (215)
OBESE CAT 6695 3 1 0 33 KAOS (695)
CHEECH 5930 4 4 2 32 SMOKED OUT!!! (637)
-SSCOMSS 6692 3 1 1 32 DARQUE FORCES (396)
ASPHYXIA 6330 3 3 0 32 GOTHIC MINISTRY (592)
MY SHADOW 6649 2 2 0 31 KAOS (695)
-TOURETTE 6716 2 0 0 31 DSM4 (698)
AGARIC 6509 8 6 0 30 WARHAMMERS (75)
-BALDER 6539 5 3 1 30 TEAM ASGARD (684)
LABATTS 6548 2 2 0 30 STRANGE BREW (661)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ATTERY 6705 2 0 0 30 OF WOLF AND MAN (603)
-GLUTTAN 6514 1 1 0 30 SCREAM FACTORY (683)
SANITY LOSS 6518 4 6 1 29 ABYSMAL RITES (215)
RERUN 6651 3 1 0 29 SECOND BANANAS (573)
ASBEEL 6660 4 1 0 28 THE FALLEN (696)
ALL THAT MATTERS 6606 3 2 0 28 CHRISTIAN ROCK 2 (689)
SWAMP TURF HAMMER 6565 6 3 0 27 ALL SWAMP HAMMERZ (594)
BONECLAW 5857 3 4 0 27 CHAOTIX BEASTS (610)
LUMINOUS LOX 6495 3 4 0 27 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
FOUR ARMS 6697 2 1 1 27 INDIFFERENCE (611)
-FENRIR 6686 2 1 1 27 TEAM ASGARD (684)
WAY TO BEGIN 6650 5 0 0 26 CHRISTIAN ROCK 2 (689)
PARIAH 6364 7 4 0 25 FORCE OF WILL (670)
CHRONALISS 6672 3 3 0 25 FORCE OF WILL (670)
NIGHTCRAWLER 6706 2 1 0 25 X-MEN II (660)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
EVIL ONE 6586 3 2 0 23 LUROCIAN DEVILS (686)
SISTER BERNICE 6485 2 4 0 23 OLD HABITS (566)
BAPHOMASHER 5849 2 3 0 23 LIFE'S LESSONS (562)
AEMILIUS 6690 1 4 1 23 SOLDIERS OF ROME (691)
WRAITH 6587 3 2 2 22 LUROCIAN DEVILS (686)
-ODIN 6703 2 0 0 22 TEAM ASGARD (684)
SWAMP MOSS HAMMER 6567 6 3 0 21 ALL SWAMP HAMMERZ (594)
SWAMP BURN HAMMER 6566 5 4 0 21 ALL SWAMP HAMMERZ (594)
CINDY BEAR 6637 4 3 0 21 THE BEAR'S PAW (150)
JOHN STEWART 6569 2 1 0 21 JGW PERISHABLE (653)
SPED 6847 2 1 0 21 LIFE'S LESSONS (562)
STRAFE 6693 2 1 0 21 RAPTOR (674)
PFM 6645 2 3 0 21 KAOS (695)
BELIEVE 6604 1 4 0 21 CHRISTIAN ROCK 2 (689)
SHIFTER 5909 1 2 0 21 CHAOTIX BEASTS (610)
KITCHEN SINKS 6580 1 1 0 21 THINGS I DROOL IN (614)
-BUMBLEBEE 6436 2 2 0 20 DARQUE FORCES (396)
MAKRIYANNIS 6403 3 8 2 19 HELLENIC HEROES (673)
SONNY URK 6827 2 2 0 19 THE MIDDLE WAY 3 (506)
-AGOSERIS 6709 1 1 0 18 WARHAMMERS (75)
MASTER DARQUE 6835 3 0 0 17 I HATE THEM (597)
ACCUSER 6589 2 1 0 17 LUROCIAN DEVILS (686)
-CUTTHROAT KATHY 6591 2 0 0 17 LADIES OF DREAD (641)
ORCO 6583 2 2 0 16 OF WOLF AND MAN (603)
PINT 6851 2 0 0 16 STRANGE BREW (661)
JUSTINIAN 6404 2 9 0 15 HELLENIC HEROES (673)
-SMAL-L-FRI 5965 2 3 0 15 LADIES OF DREAD (641)
-SICKO 6513 2 0 0 15 SCREAM FACTORY (683)
GAUNTLYN 6363 2 9 0 15 FORCE OF WILL (670)
-MUNCHAUSEN 6722 1 2 0 15 DSM4 (698)
TEMPTRESS 6671 1 0 0 15 LUROCIAN DEVILS (686)
SISTER MARY-KATE 6491 1 2 0 15 OLD HABITS (566)
SKYDANCER 6572 2 5 1 14 RAPTOR (674)
CUPS 6614 1 1 0 14 THINGS I DROOL IN (614)
METELLUS 6691 2 3 0 13 SOLDIERS OF ROME (691)
RAZOR 6573 2 5 0 13 RAPTOR (674)
-BOSS RAT 6681 1 0 0 13 FLATUTEN MANAGERS (697)
PUCK 5919 2 2 0 12 AN EPHRAIM (32)
ASTER 6667 2 1 0 12 GOTHIC MINISTRY (592)
TITUS 6689 1 4 1 12 SOLDIERS OF ROME (691)
CUMTOLUMPSCUM 5908 1 5 0 12 AN EPHRAIM (32)
HERACLIUS 6405 0 12 0 12 HELLENIC HEROES (673)
PENEMUE 6657 3 2 0 11 THE FALLEN (696)
-DOC STEELE 6678 1 0 0 11 FLATUTEN MANAGERS (697)
JOHN ROBINSON 6665 1 0 0 11 JGW PERISHABLE (653)
EMILEI LOIT MATCHES 6710 0 2 0 11 THINGS I DROOL IN (614)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GADREEL 6659 2 3 1 10 THE FALLEN (696)
LICINIUS 6653 2 4 0 10 SOLDIERS OF ROME (691)
DECEIVER 6670 1 3 0 10 LUROCIAN DEVILS (686)
RUN KID RUN 6698 2 1 0 9 CHRISTIAN ROCK 2 (689)
JENUFA 6843 1 2 0 9 THE OPERA (613)
JEQON 6661 1 4 0 7 THE FALLEN (696)
FLOUR CHILD 6869 1 0 0 7 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
-SHAR-DAI 5966 1 4 0 7 LADIES OF DREAD (641)
GILGAMESH 6886 0 1 0 7 DARK PINNACLE (598)
CLOUDIA BELL 6664 0 1 0 7 JGW PERISHABLE (653)
BLUSHING CROW 6846 0 1 0 7 SPOONERTIKS (523)
BURN FOR YOU 6831 1 2 0 6 CHRISTIAN ROCK 2 (689)
-DEPRESSION 6717 1 1 0 6 DSM4 (698)
ELIAS 6882 1 0 0 6 HELLENIC HEROES (673)
BREWMASTER 6850 0 2 0 6 STRANGE BREW (661)
SWAMP SONG HAMMER 6860 1 0 0 5 ALL SWAMP HAMMERZ (594)
ICEMAN 6840 1 1 0 4 X-MEN II (660)
HILROC IBBINS 6875 1 1 0 4 THE MIDDLE WAY 3 (506)
RED RABBIT 6874 1 1 0 4 INDIFFERENCE (611)
VELMA XAVIL 6828 0 4 0 4 THE MIDDLE WAY 3 (506)
-YOSHI 83 0 3 0 3 VAMPIRE'S SKULL (12)
-JACK QUICK 80 0 3 0 3 VAMPIRE'S SKULL (12)
-BOB STANLEY 6598 0 3 0 3 THEY MUST DIE! (688)
-JASON 82 0 3 0 3 VAMPIRE'S SKULL (12)
MOLOCH 6888 0 1 0 1 THE FALLEN (696)
-DAISY DOOM 6829 0 1 0 1 LADIES OF DREAD (641)
-LADY DRAK 306 0 1 0 1 VAMPIRE'S SKULL (12)
-MINION 6532 0 1 0 1 SCREAM FACTORY (683)
-BETTY BOOP 6830 0 1 0 1 LADIES OF DREAD (641)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
MORDANT DESERTER 0 0 0 WRAITH 6587 272 NONE
IN THE GRIP OF E 6260 11 6 0 ABYSMAL RITES 215 BLACKENED 5531 271
THUMP 6883 0 1 0 ABYSMAL RITES 215 CREAM O'CROP CRI 272 NONE
SWAMP BEAR HAMME 6579 0 1 0 ALL SWAMP HAMMER 594 FOUR ARMS 6697 270 REVENGED
LEONIDYS 6511 1 6 1 HELLENIC HEROES 673 NIGHTSHADE 6536 272
PHOKUS 6406 3 7 1 HELLENIC HEROES 673 FENRIR 6686 270
ANTI 5457 7 10 0 I HATE THEM 597 KORTALIA 6365 272
BITTER CRUMB 6454 0 2 0 MYSTIC ORC FEAST 416 AEMILIUS 6690 270 JUST REVENGED
UPCHUCK 6887 0 1 0 MYSTIC ORC FEAST 416 SUPER SLUGBAIT 272 NONE
TV OR DIE! 6884 0 1 0 OF WOLF AND MAN 603 DARQUE BEAST 272 NONE
JUST WAIT 6870 0 1 0 THE OPERA 613 SUPER SLUGBAIT 272 NONE
NEED ONE POINT 6871 0 1 0 THE OPERA 613 DARQUE BEAST 272 NONE
TANCRED 6712 0 1 0 THE OPERA 613 PAIN KILLER 6257 269 JUST REVENGED
CORAL 6881 0 1 0 THE SERPENTS 629 MAG MANNEQUIN 272 NONE
SNAKE 6684 0 1 0 THE SERPENTS 629 TITUS 6689 268 NOT REVENGED
BUCKY DENT 6602 1 3 0 THEY MUST DIE! 688 NEUTERED KAT 272 NONE
JOHNNY TRAITOR 6601 1 3 0 THEY MUST DIE! 688 SENSATIONAL SNUL 272 NONE
KYLE SNYDER 6685 1 3 0 THEY MUST DIE! 688 MAG MANNEQUIN 272 NONE
TRANSA 6639 0 1 0 X-MEN II 660 GADREEL 6659 268 JUST REVENGED
PERSONAL ADS
Grimmy, Grimmy, Grimmy, nice ditty, you lucky Bum! Great gift from your teammates!
Thank the gods for you; you needed it badly. (chuckle) -- Oz The All Envious
SCOMSSS Shire Fellows -- Thank you! What a fine turn! Well done Teammates! -- Oz
The All Encouraging
Ivan Poisy -- What's a little "w" between friends? Well fought. -- Magic Wand
Rois Anin -- Follow the yellow brick road...follow the yellow brick road. -- Winkie
Jenna -- It is always a pleasure to receive a freebie. Thank you for the challenge.
You can tell you are from Detroit, right? After all, they have been giving freebies
in the NFL all year. (wink) -- BOQ
Agaric -- Because you were there. -- China Milkmaid
Spectre -- Thanks for the battle. I like all things Gothic, I think. -- Nikko
Sister Mercy is Duelmaster? Again? Well, smack my wrist with a ruler! -- Oz The All
praising
Tripwire -- Yu da man. Great job holding that team together! What a draft choice
you were! -- Oz The All Saluting
Sandman -- Two things you wrote are the truth. Sandman the Waffler Supreme;
Soultaker the Pain-Giver Extraordinaire. Welcome to SCOMSS Swamp! -- An Unknown
Admirer
Manager -- Congrats on your first win in TWVI! One and counting.... -- Oz The All
Knowing
Second Bananas -- Best point turn for the round?! Way To Go, Buddy! And Royal Flush
was second! And Spoonertiks third?! Wow! Way to carry us Fellows! Hip, hip! -- Oz
The all Thankful
JGW -- Welcome back! The Emerald city awaits! -- Oz The All Welcoming
Michael Eldritch -- No, sir. Points for Spy Report Mentioning are unlimited per
manager. Each naming of the Team Name (not warriors) gets two points. Just ask
Chaos. They made shambles of it this time. The cads! -- Oz The All Knowledgeable
P.S. That rule is under change consideration for TWVII.
Jorja -- Well, you deserve a lot of compliments. -- Oz The All Complimenting
See you all in Tempe. -- Oz The All Traveling
Oz the Constant -- Just wanted to say hi! My Smoked Out!!! stable should be here
this turn. -- Toker
All -- I haven't kept up on things, so I wanted to see if there's a TW going on or
going to start in the near future! -- Toker, mgr. Smoked Out!!! (637)
Vynmorgath -- And thus goes the battle of Canuck champions. -- Jack Knife
Justice For All -- OK, that was completely against the flow of the fight that I was
expecting. -- The Lion King
Drow & Chaos Boast -- We complement your manager on strategically placing
downchallenges and throwing the fights so that you can appear lower in the rankings
than you really should be. Sounds like a strategic move we should try sometime, but
can't see ourselves lowering ourselves to your level. -- Ten Lords Aleapin' and
African Queen
Ithyic Thing -- Pleased to introduce you to my sharpish weapony thing. -- Bullpen Ace
The Scribe -- Noooo, please keep the regional news going. -- Crip, mgr. of Royal
Flush et al.
I am declaring my Champion as Slugbait (47-6329). -- Mad Max, mgr. I Hate Them
Prowl -- That was a nice try. I must have distracted you with the gleaming light
coming off of my bald dome. The fact that I'm so short helps me too. As you can see
though, I am really, really stupid since you weren't able to teach me anything. I
just consider myself fortunate that my great manager hasn't DA'd me by now. I just
have to take it turn by turn I guess. -- Soultaker(tw)
High Test -- Son of a b........ I'll get you next time. -- Anti(tw)
The Kurgen -- Those epees are usually like crystal, but I think yours is made of
diamond. How did I not shatter that thing? That was a heck of a brawl though. Good
fight. That easily could have gone your way. -- The Creep, creep, creep,
Creepster(tw)
Oz the all silly -- Please, the Creepster is a complete creep. I've seen him lurking
in the shadows down by the Aradi home for boys. Now that I think about it, it could
be Soultaker or Death Stub. They are all so homely and so damn short. I'll have my
spies investigate the matter. -- Mad Max
Velma Xavil -- Whoa. Talk about burning yourself out. I thought I'd at least get a
chance to start swinging starting minute 2, but you just collapsed. Oh well. Maybe
next time. -- Master Darque(tw)
Woof! That was a rough 2nd turn for us. Time to mount a comeback. -- Mad Max
Sister Mercy, Magic Wand and BOQ- Congrats on the invites. -- Mad Max
Rumor of the Month: Father O'Malley was seen "punishing" a number of North Fork
Catholic school girls. The "punishment" stemmed from an alleged purchasing of a
"History of Alastari" term paper. Parents are petitioning the Church alleging acts
if inappropriate touching. We will have more next month as the story develops.
Oz -- No I said PFM and FGC, if you care they are really dental terms. -- Grimm the
all dentist
Kortalia -- Ummm, you were out of your league. I am sorry, but I am one nasty stabby.
-- FGC
P.S. I had 7FE when we fought.
Meow meow meow meow, mmmmmm. -- Obese Cat
SScomSS -- Keep graduating those gimpys, the more on the isle and out of the swamp
the merrier. -- Grimm
Managerr -- I am pulling for you uber boss, don't listen to the SSCOMSS cat calls. --
Grimm
Ahhh I return to the sands. -- My Shadow
So Crip, I help you to the prestige of TC then you take down my champion turn 1 tsk
tsk tsk. Oh he will be back, on my terms...use your avoids, because I am TV'ing the
face. -- Grimm
Swamp folk! (pay no attention to the little man behind the curtain)
The Creepster -- The *!@@!@* -- The Kurgen and the vehement curse
Carla -- Me "suddenly slash more"! -- Tarzan, swinging into his little shop of
carnivorous vines
(The Arenamaster looks disgusting -- doesn't that guy ever bathe?!)
Dreadnaughts -- Hay! we're getting a little better but I would like you guys to kick
it up another notch, let's use those challenges! -- Buddy Lee
Owlin -- Hard to get the charts to you, you might want to find another route. --
Buddy
Jekyll -- You now have my attention, what goes around comes around. -- Buddy Lee
All -- What the hell?! Where did all the smack talking go? -- Buddy Lee
Medee -- Good way to get a couple of cheat points! Next time teach more skills. --
Pain Killer
Bogbane -- I admire your style, we two are too alike. -- Mirage
Killing Joke -- That was not funny. -- Crystal
Snarky -- Is that really you?! Come on and join the fun! Welcome back. -- Buddy Lee
Jorja -- Better than 0-5 this turn. Let's turn it 5-0 next turn. -- Buddy Lee
Magic Wand -- A fine and informative chat we had, thanks for the instruction! All
the best wishes for your immortality! -- Ivan P
Demonic Hex -- A devilish challenge you summonsed there... Well won! -- Stingo R
Homey D.Clone -- You look to be more interesting than I expected, though as a
Champion for the war maybe I should have expected that! -- Seb W
Gadreel -- Good effort. Though, akin to your team name, it was you at the end who
were the fallen! -- Kurger B
Fellow Dreadnaughts -- I just realized as I sat down to do personals for this arena
that I haven't forward the styles and so on for these opponents. I shall do so
forthwith. -- Jorja
Bad News Bear -- I survived the fight, so it wasn't all that bad. By golly, I WON
the fight. It was great. Maybe the bad news was yours? -- Rondol Quiglo
Sister Maryjane -- If any sister of mine acted like that, I'd disown her. -- Nin
Quire
Master Darque -- I dunno, that seems too strong a reaction. -- Velma Xavil
Way to Begin -- I don't think so. It seems to me awfully close to a way to end! I
know the rock was cleft, but my head doesn't need to be. -- Sonny Urk
Saisy -- Good try, I'm sure, but I have other things on my mind. NO WAY I can be a
Shew at five foot nine! This will have to be fixed. -- Hilroc Ibbins
P.S. Otherwise it'll give me a complex, and the cat that snuck into the cellar and
can't figure out how to leave is trouble enough.
It's amazing and humbling or something to see that there are quite a few teams with
worse three-turn records than ours! -- Jorja and the Middle Way
Kurger B -- Just be sure you get my number right on the deposit slip. -- Sonny Urk
Congratulations to Sister Mercy, Magic Wand, and Boq. -- Jorja and the Middle Way
Metellus -- I'll never outlive the shame, but it won the day. -- Gauntlyn
XXL -- Huh! Hope YOU feel better. -- Pariah
FGC -- Wow! Like, all that SWIFTNESS and all that POWER felled me like a lightning
bolt! -- Kortalia the Dumbstruck (for her)
Kyle Snyder -- Nice learns, bub. -- Earvling Klash
Believe -- It was cheap, but it served a purpose. -- Chronaliss
Oz -- I'll be sure to send you a check alright. Mind if it's vulcanized first. *wry
grin* -- Michael Eldritch
Liam -- No diplo this round, but the info has been insightful. Let's see if I can
put it to good use. -- M.E.
Buddy -- Don't worry, my NEWEST warriors are far less 'experimental'. Unfortunately,
only two of those are present on this team. So for now I'll do my best to
strategize. Oh, and Gauntly is a rather brilliant mistake. *sigh* He was to go DA,
but now I've got to work with him. -- Michael Eldritch
Boss is busy, so leave a message after the shriek... AIEEEEEE! -- The Mnemonic Imp
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
BUCKY DENT was barely slain by NEUTERED KAT in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
JOHNNY TRAITOR was dispatched by SENSATIONAL SNULN in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
KYLE SNYDER was killed by MAG MANNEQUIN in a action packed 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
TV OR DIE! was butchered by DARQUE BEAST in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
NEED ONE POINT was assassinated by DARQUE BEAST in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
JUST WAIT was butchered by SUPER SLUGBAIT in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena brawl.
UPCHUCK was assassinated by SUPER SLUGBAIT in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena struggle.
THUMP was butchered by CREAM O'CROP CRIP in a 2 minute gory Dark Arena competition.
CORAL was put to death by MAG MANNEQUIN in a action packed 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
MEDEE vanquished PAIN KILLER in a 3 minute one-sided Bloodfeud duel.
QUEEN OF TARTS won victory over AEMILIUS in a 3 minute one-sided Bloodfeud duel.
SWAMP MOSS HAMMER was savagely defeated by FOUR ARMS in a 3 minute Bloodfeud match.
CHINA MILKMAID overpowered RUDY SCANER in a 1 minute bloody one-sided Challenge match.
JACK KNIFE overcame CHRONALISS in a 2 minute Challenge contest.
ATTERY luckily beat EMILEI LOIT MATCHES in a crowd pleasing 8 minute Challenge match.
SISTER MERCY handily defeated BLACKENED in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge conflict.
ITHYIC THING vanquished BLOOD RAYNE in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
BOQ luckily beat KILLING JOKE in a crowd pleasing 4 minute master's Challenge brawl.
SPECTRE was beaten by LURKING FEAR in a exciting 1 minute veteran's Challenge match.
MADAME BUTTERFLY savagely defeated SPARROW in a 3 minute master's Challenge fight.
JENNA was overpowered by JUSTICE FOR ALL in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
KODIAK demolished SOULTAKER in a action packed 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
TEN LORDS ALEAPIN was overcome by BARLEY in a 1 minute veteran's Challenge contest.
FRASIER was overpowered by JETHRO in a popular 2 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
THE LION KING vanquished CRYSTAL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
SMOKEY BEAR was savagely defeated by WINKIE in a 2 minute veteran's Challenge melee.
FGC overpowered ASPHYXIA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
VALERIUS handily defeated MIRAGE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
HIGH TEST defeated CLIFF in a action packed 2 minute expert's Challenge fight.
GET THE POINT? was overpowered by NIN QUIRE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
THE CREEPSTER was narrowly defeated by SISTER MARYJANE in a 19 minute Challenge fight.
KORTALIA savagely slew ANTI in a exciting 1 minute bloody Challenge fray.
EARVLING KLASH vanquished ALL THAT MATTERS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
DROW subdued TARZAN in a 1 minute veteran's Challenge struggle.
KURGER BING unbelievably bested NORM in a exciting 4 minute brutal Challenge fight.
BARNEY BEAR unbelievably bested SISTER BERNICE in a 3 minute Challenge match.
SEB WITE savagely defeated CHAOS BOAST in a popular 4 minute bloody Challenge duel.
BULL SHANNON savagely defeated LABATTS in a 2 minute Challenge competition.
MY SHADOW defeated SHIFTER in a 1 minute Challenge battle.
ASBEEL won victory over DECEIVER in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
RERUN devastated GAUNTLYN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
PARIAH won victory over BURN FOR YOU in a 5 minute Challenge conflict.
SISTER MARY-KATE was savagely defeated by SONNY URK in a 2 minute competition.
LUMINOUS LOX subdued ORCO in a 1 minute Challenge match.
TITUS was defeated by PFM in a 2 minute Challenge battle.
METELLUS was defeated by PINT in a popular 2 minute Challenge duel.
SWAMP TURF HAMMER overpowered JEQON in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
SKYDANCER was unbelievably bested by SWAMP BURN HAMMER in a 3 minute Challenge duel.
RAZOR was subdued by EVIL ONE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge match.
VYNMORGATH overpowered RUN KID RUN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge battle.
JENUFA savagely defeated VELMA XAVIL in a 1 minute bloody amateur's Challenge bout.
PENEMUE was overcome by BELIEVE in a 1 minute amateur vs. veteran Challenge match.
ASTER was viciously subdued by BONECLAW in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
MAGIC WAND was viciously subdued by RED DRAGON in a popular 4 minute veteran's brawl.
SISTER MARY SUEELLEN was devastated by NILES in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
NIKKO was bested by PIZZA PIE PARTY in a popular 2 minute gruesome veteran's bout.
IVAN POISY demolished LAST CALL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided conflict.
BULLPEN ACE savagely defeated PUDDY in a popular 3 minute veteran's Title struggle.
BOB'S COMIC COLLECTN subdued CHRIS PERRY in a popular 5 minute gory expert's duel.
DEMONIC HEX narrowly defeated POLARIS in a 4 minute gruesome fight.
DEATH KISS was viciously subdued by BAD NEWS BEAR in a 5 minute brutal match.
ROIS ANIN subdued RONDOL QUIGLO in a popular 1 minute veteran's duel.
AFRICAN QUEEN devastated STINGO RARR in a 1 minute uneven match.
STORM devastated CHEECH in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
MICE CREAM subdued MR NICE GUY in a popular 1 minute bout.
CARLA overpowered THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 2 minute gruesome mismatched fight.
CHONG bested KELLY CARPENTER in a 3 minute match.
SANITY LOSS was overcome by SGT STANDANKO in a 1 minute match.
SWAMP BOGG HAMMER was savagely defeated by MY HUCKLEBERRY in a 3 minute duel.
NIGHTSHADE assassinated LEONIDYS in a 1 minute uneven fight.
T.H.C. handily defeated CUMTOLUMPSCUM in a 4 minute gruesome mismatched match.
AGARIC was demolished by OBESE CAT in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
HOMEY D. CLONE overpowered JOHN STEWART in a 4 minute one-sided conflict.
XXL handily defeated CINDY BEAR in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
COLOSSUS overpowered MAKRIYANNIS in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
ACCUSER was bested by A TALE OF PAIN in a exciting 4 minute match.
WRAITH assassinated MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
WAY TO BEGIN demolished HERACLIUS in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
PUCK was unbelievably bested by BAPHOMASHER in a exciting 4 minute brutal bout.
LICINIUS was vanquished by STRAFE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
JUSTINIAN was vanquished by KITCHEN SINKS in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
NIGHTCRAWLER vanquished GADREEL in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
MASTER DARQUE demolished BREWMASTER in a 3 minute one-sided brawl.
ICEMAN was beaten by CUPS in a 1 minute bloody novice's fight.
HILROC IBBINS was handily defeated by TEMPTRESS in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SPED overpowered RED RABBIT in a 1 minute uneven battle.
FLOUR CHILD defeated BLUSHING CROW in a action packed 1 minute novice's contest.
CLOUDIA BELL was bested by ELIAS in a 2 minute novice's melee.
GILGAMESH lost to JOHN ROBINSON in a 2 minute novice's struggle.
SWAMP SONG HAMMER luckily beat MOLOCH in a exciting 4 minute amateur's competition.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 30 TOTAL PARRY 103 - 69 - 2 60 |
|TOTAL PARRY 28 WALL OF STEEL 55 - 38 - 0 59 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 28 AIMED BLOW 43 - 38 - 2 53 |
|BASHING ATTACK 20 STRIKING ATTACK 80 - 106 - 4 43 |
|WALL OF STEEL 18 PARRY-RIPOSTE 6 - 8 - 0 43 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 17 LUNGING ATTACK 81 - 112 - 6 42 |
|AIMED BLOW 14 BASHING ATTACK 64 - 91 - 7 41 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 7 PARRY-LUNGE 16 - 27 - 1 37 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 5 SLASHING ATTACK 30 - 54 - 3 36 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 PARRY-STRIKE 21 - 43 - 1 33 |
Turn 272 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
TOTAL PARRY 22 - 6 AIMED BLOW 6 - 8 2 WALL OF STEEL
PARRY-LUNGE 3 - 2 SLASHING ATTACK 7 - 10 2 BASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 12 - 8 STRIKING ATTACK 10 - 18 2 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 LUNGING ATTACK 10 - 20 2 LUNGING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 9 - 9 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 6 1 STRIKING ATTACK
1 PARRY-LUNGE
1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK BULLPEN ACE 5907 21 13 2 136 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
WALL OF STEEL JETHRO 5949 16 6 1 131 SECOND BANANAS (573)
PARRY-LUNGE NILES 5860 16 11 1 116 SECOND BANANAS (573)
SLASHING ATTACK ITHYIC THING 6292 10 9 0 113 ABYSMAL RITES (215)
TOTAL PARRY MEDEE 5642 23 8 0 111 THE OPERA (613)
LUNGING ATTACK KILLING JOKE 5611 21 14 2 102 INDIFFERENCE (611)
BASHING ATTACK LURKING FEAR 1755 15 10 0 101 ABYSMAL RITES (215)
PARRY-STRIKE SPARROW 6411 10 6 0 73 RAPTOR (674)
AIMED BLOW VALERIUS 6623 7 0 0 72 SOLDIERS OF ROME (691)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is SWAMP BOGG HAMMER 6306. The most popular warrior
this turn was JOHN STEWART 6569. The ten other most popular fighters were BULLPEN
ACE 5907, KILLING JOKE 5611, MADAME BUTTERFLY 5792, NORM 6227, FOUR ARMS 6697, MOLOCH
6888, WINKIE 6401, SEB WITE 6668, PUCK 5919, and SISTER BERNICE 6485.
The least popular fighter this week was SISTER MARYJANE 6416. The other ten least
popular fighters were THE CREEPSTER 6328, ATTERY 6705, BAD NEWS BEAR 6486, PARIAH
6364, JOHN ROBINSON 6665, BLUSHING CROW 6846, RED RABBIT 6874, ICEMAN 6840, GADREEL
6659, and JUSTINIAN 6404.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
BULLPEN ACE (47-5907) ROYAL FLUSH (48)
PIZZA PIE PARTY (47-5659) THINGS I DROOL IN (614)
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
SISTER MERCY (47-5526) OLD HABITS (566)
MAGIC WAND (47-5771) LAND OF OZ (217)
BOQ (47-5873) LAND OF OZ (217)
FACE-TO-FACE TOURNEY XLII
ELIGIBLES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
KRAMER 5191 (49-39-0) 6 3 0 SECOND BANANAS
JACK VALTRAEDS 407 (120-72-2) 1 3 0 ROYAL FLUSH
CHALLENGERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
WINKIE 6401 (9-7-2) 3 3 0 LAND OF OZ
CUP OF TOE 5433 (15-9-1) 1 1 0 DEAD MYSTIC ORC FEAST
IVAN POISY 5112 (14-15-0) 2 3 0 SPOONERTIKS
LURKING FEAR 1755 (14-10-0) 2 3 0 ABYSMAL RITES
MADAME BUTTERFLY 5792 (12-12-0) 2 3 0 THE OPERA
QUEEN OF TARTS 5980 (8-4-0) 2 3 0 MYSTIC ORC FEAST
RED DRAGON 5585 (16-8-0) 2 3 0 CHAOTIX BEASTS
SISTER MERCY 5526 (16-11-1) 1 2 0 DEAD OLD HABITS
NILES 5860 (15-11-1) 1 3 0 SECOND BANANAS
ITHYIC THING 6292 (9-9-0) 0 3 0 ABYSMAL RITES
JETHRO 5949 (15-6-1) 0 3 0 SECOND BANANAS
SISTER MARY SUEELLEN 5671 (15-11-2) 0 3 0 OLD HABITS
CHAMPIONS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
NIKKO 6385 (9-2-0) 9 3 0 LAND OF OZ
CLIFF 6226 (8-5-0) 4 3 1 CHEERS
CHRIS PERRY 6213 (8-8-0) 5 4 0 JGW PERISHABLE
HIGH TEST 6239 (14-6-0) 2 3 0 STRANGE BREW
MICE CREAM 6265 (6-3-0) 2 3 0 MYSTIC ORC FEAST
BARLEY 6377 (7-3-3) 1 3 0 STRANGE BREW
DROW 5674 (12-6-0) 1 3 0 CHAOTIX BEASTS
TARZAN 5542 (7-11-1) 1 3 0 AN EPHRAIM
PUDDY 6295 (19-5-0) 0 3 0 SECOND BANANAS
ADEPTS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
CHINA MILKMAID 6502 (5-1-0) 6 3 1 LAND OF OZ
FRASIER 6224 (10-3-0) 4 3 0 CHEERS
CARLA 6225 (6-7-0) 2 3 0 CHEERS
KELLY CARPENTER 6419 (4-3-0) 2 3 0 JGW PERISHABLE
AFRICAN QUEEN 6424 (7-6-0) 1 3 0 ROYAL FLUSH
LABATTS 6548 (2-1-0) 1 3 0 STRANGE BREW
MY HUCKLEBERRY 5636 (6-10-1) 1 3 0 AN EPHRAIM
NORM 6227 (4-9-0) 1 3 0 CHEERS
SANITY LOSS 6518 (4-5-1) 0 3 0 ABYSMAL RITES
INITIATES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
VYNMORGATH 6646 (2-1-0) 15 3 0 KAOS
JACK KNIFE 6694 (2-1-0) 6 3 0 ROYAL FLUSH
LUMINOUS LOX 6495 (2-4-0) 6 3 1 MYSTIC ORC FEAST
BULL SHANNON 6582 (3-3-0) 5 3 0 SECOND BANANAS
A TALE OF PAIN 6531 (3-1-0) 4 3 0 ABYSMAL RITES
BONECLAW 5857 (2-4-0) 4 3 0 CHAOTIX BEASTS
FGC 6648 (4-0-0) 3 3 0 KAOS
MY SHADOW 6649 (1-2-0) 3 3 0 KAOS
ATTERY 6705 (1-0-0) 2 3 0 OF WOLF AND MAN
PFM 6645 (1-3-0) 2 3 0 KAOS
SLUGBAIT 6329 (4-0-1) 2 3 0 I HATE THEM
CUMTOLUMPSCUM 5908 (1-4-0) 1 3 0 AN EPHRAIM
EVIL ONE 6586 (2-2-0) 1 3 0 LUROCIAN DEVILS
OBESE CAT 6695 (2-1-0) 1 3 0 KAOS
VALERIUS 6623 (6-0-0) 1 3 0 SOLDIERS OF ROME
NIGHTSHADE 6536 (6-3-0) 0 3 0 RAPTOR
SHIFTER 5909 (1-1-0) 0 3 0 CHAOTIX BEASTS
SISTER BERNICE 6485 (2-3-0) 0 3 0 OLD HABITS
WRAITH 6587 (2-2-1) 0 3 0 LUROCIAN DEVILS
APPRENTICES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
BELIEVE 6604 (0-4-0) 10 3 1 CHRISTIAN ROCK 2
JOHN STEWART 6569 (2-0-0) 6 3 0 JGW PERISHABLE
RERUN 6651 (2-1-0) 6 3 0 SECOND BANANAS
ALL THAT MATTERS 6606 (3-1-0) 4 3 0 CHRISTIAN ROCK 2
ACCUSER 6589 (2-0-0) 3 3 0 LUROCIAN DEVILS
AEMILIUS 6690 (1-3-1) 2 3 0 SOLDIERS OF ROME
PINT 6851 (1-0-0) 2 3 0 STRANGE BREW
DECEIVER 6670 (1-2-0) 1 3 0 LUROCIAN DEVILS
DOC STEELE 6678 (1-0-0) 1 3 0 FLATUTEN MANAGERS
KURGER BING 6669 (3-1-0) 1 3 0 SPOONERTIKS
METELLUS 6691 (2-2-0) 1 3 0 SOLDIERS OF ROME
SEB WITE 6668 (3-1-0) 1 3 0 SPOONERTIKS
AGOSERIS 6709 (1-1-0) 0 3 0 WARHAMMERS
BREWMASTER 6850 (0-1-0) 0 3 0 STRANGE BREW
JENUFA 6843 (0-2-0) 0 3 0 THE OPERA
PUCK 5919 (2-1-0) 0 3 0 AN EPHRAIM
TITUS 6689 (1-3-1) 0 3 0 SOLDIERS OF ROME
WAY TO BEGIN 6650 (4-0-0) 0 3 0 CHRISTIAN ROCK 2
ROOKIES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
TEMPTRESS 6671 (0-0-0) 5 3 0 LUROCIAN DEVILS
JOHN ROBINSON 6665 (0-0-0) 4 3 0 JGW PERISHABLE
GILGAMESH 6886 (0-0-0) 3 3 0 DARK PINNACLE
BLUSHING CROW 6846 (0-0-0) 2 3 0 SPOONERTIKS
CLOUDIA BELL 6664 (0-0-0) 2 3 0 JGW PERISHABLE
PAUL 6861 (0-0-0) 2 3 0 CHEERS
FLOUR CHILD 6869 (0-0-0) 1 3 0 MYSTIC ORC FEAST
TV OR DIE! 6884 (0-0-0) 1 3 0 OF WOLF AND MAN
BEVEL 6865 (0-0-0) 0 3 0 WARHAMMERS
MALIK RIC 6885 (0-0-0) 0 3 0 WARHAMMERS