DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 03/17/2009 Duedate: 04/13/2009
SCOMSS SWAMP ARENA
DM-47 TURN-274
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
KODIAK
THE BEAR'S PAW (150)
(47-6487) [11-7-4,108]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
WINKIE FGC
LAND OF OZ (217) KAOS (695)
(47-6401) [12-7-2,122] (47-6648) [6-1-0,76]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
SWAMP BOGG HAMMER SISTER MARY SUEELLEN
ALL SWAMP HAMMERZ (594) OLD HABITS (566)
(47-6306) [13-14-0,57] (47-5671) [15-14-2,90]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
LAND OF OZ (217)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. CHAOTIX BEASTS (610) 51
2. LAND OF OZ (217) 50 OLD HABITS (566)
3. INDIFFERENCE (611) 37 Unchartered Team
4. CHEERS (659) 36
5. THE FALLEN (696) 30 KAOS (695)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1*KAOS (695) 21 10 0 67.7 1/ 3 LAND OF OZ (217) 12 3 0
2/ 2 OLD HABITS (566) 118 67 9 63.8 2/ 2*KAOS (695) 11 2 0
3/ 4 LAND OF OZ (217) 556 357 16 60.9 3/10 THE OPERA (613) 11 3 0
4/ 3 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416) 326 210 25 60.8 4/ 4 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416) 10 5 1
5/ 5 THINGS I DROOL IN (614) 89 58 6 60.5 5/ 1 SECOND BANANAS (573) 10 5 1
6/ 7 SECOND BANANAS (573) 170 115 18 59.6 6/16 CHAOTIX BEASTS (610) 10 5 0
7/ 6 SPOONERTIKS (523) 137 93 8 59.6 7/17 THINGS I DROOL IN (614) 9 5 1
8/ 8 THE OPERA (613) 94 68 3 58.0 8/ 6 OLD HABITS (566) 9 6 1
9/10 ROYAL FLUSH (48) 707 562 38 55.7 9/ 7 ALL SWAMP HAMMERZ (594) 9 6 0
10/ 9 GOTHIC MINISTRY (592) 59 47 3 55.7 10/ 5 ROYAL FLUSH (48) 8 6 1
11/14 CHAOTIX BEASTS (610) 61 53 4 53.5 11/15*THE FALLEN (696) 8 7 1
12/12 DARQUE FORCES (396) 155 137 14 53.1 12/19 ABYSMAL RITES (215) 7 7 0
13-13*CHRISTIAN ROCK 2 (689) 18 16 0 52.9 13/14 FORCE OF WILL (670) 7 8 2
14/17 FORCE OF WILL (670) 34 31 4 52.3 14/12 SPOONERTIKS (523) 7 8 0
15/15 THE BEAR'S PAW (150) 432 394 41 52.3 15/ 8 STRANGE BREW (661) 7 8 0
16/11 SMOKED OUT!!! (637) 26 24 4 52.0 16/18 INDIFFERENCE (611) 6 3 0
17/18 ALL SWAMP HAMMERZ (594) 123 115 8 51.7 17- 9*CHRISTIAN ROCK 2 (689) 6 4 0
18/19 LIFE'S LESSONS (562) 117 110 9 51.5 18/20 LIFE'S LESSONS (562) 6 4 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19/22*THE FALLEN (696) 18 17 2 51.4 19/22 X-MEN II (660) 6 8 0
20/16 DARK PINNACLE (598) 78 75 6 51.0 20/13 I HATE THEM (597) 6 8 0
21-23*LUROCIAN DEVILS (686) 10 10 2 50.0 21/25 RAPTOR (674) 6 9 1
22/25 CHEERS (659) 36 37 1 49.3 22/24 THE BEAR'S PAW (150) 6 9 0
23/20 I HATE THEM (597) 57 59 2 49.1 23/21 SMOKED OUT!!! (637) 6 9 0
24/21 OF WOLF AND MAN (603) 66 69 4 48.9 24/11 OF WOLF AND MAN (603) 6 9 0
25/24 AN EPHRAIM (32) 173 193 17 47.3 25/37 CHEERS (659) 5 4 0
26/26 INDIFFERENCE (611) 103 115 7 47.2 26/30 JGW PERISHABLE (653) 5 10 0
27/29 RAPTOR (674) 41 50 2 45.1 27/26 THE MIDDLE WAY 3 (506) 4 11 0
28/27 STRANGE BREW (661) 49 60 6 45.0 28-28*LUROCIAN DEVILS (686) 3 2 1
29/28 WARHAMMERS (75) 289 366 14 44.1 29/35*SHADOW MAGIC (701) 3 6 0
30/30 ABYSMAL RITES (215) 58 80 3 42.0 30/23 GOTHIC MINISTRY (592) 3 6 0
31/31 X-MEN II (660) 53 76 6 41.1 31/31 HELLENIC HEROES (673) 3 11 1
32-32 THE SERPENTS (629) 77 115 4 40.1 32/27 AN EPHRAIM (32) 3 11 0
33/33 JGW PERISHABLE (653) 32 48 1 40.0 33/29 WARHAMMERS (75) 2 6 0
34/34 THE MIDDLE WAY 3 (506) 107 169 2 38.8 34/36 DARQUE FORCES (396) 1 1 0
35/39*SHADOW MAGIC (701) 3 6 0 33.3 35/32 DARK PINNACLE (598) 1 8 0
36-35*SOLDIERS OF ROME (691) 13 27 2 32.5 36-33*THEY MUST DIE! (688) 1 8 0
37-36*THEY MUST DIE! (688) 7 19 0 26.9 37-34*SOLDIERS OF ROME (691) 1 9 0
38/37 HELLENIC HEROES (673) 13 50 5 20.6 38-38 THE SERPENTS (629) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
TURF WAR RESULTS AFTER ROUND 4
SUMMARY COMMENTS
1. Big News!!!! Bullpen Ace gets ten big points for a DA kill of Cream-O-Crop
Crip; Slugbait(tw) gets ten big points as a champion for his bloodfeud kill of
Kortalia. Congrats to Crip ROYAL FLUSH) and Mad Max(I HATE THEM).
2. Whoa! The Dark One, manager of They Must Die, continues his DA ways with a 1-4-
0-4 turn and "leading" the contest with 7 deaths.
3. Tripwire (OF WOLF AND MAN) gets ten big points for Spyreport mentions. He now
leads the competition with 22 total points from a mere mention.
4. Slugbait(tm) of MYSTIC ORC FEAST has the best fight round this turn with a 4-1-
1-0 giving him 10.
5. KAOS (Grim) (4-0-0) had the only undefeated team. Probably if he had fought his
hiding Vynmorgath he would have suffered a loss? Good strategy, Grim.
6. SECOND BANANAS (Mannequin) had the most stylemaster points with six. Having the
Duelmaster helped.
7. The point total spread between 1st and 2nd widened a little more with SCOMSSS
Shire's great fight-point round of 28 (44 total). No Teams for them scored negative
points in their 23-13-2 round.
8. Key 0verall accumulative individual leaders after four rounds are:
Wins 15 (Mannequin, Oz)
W/L Record 14-4-0 .778 (Grim)
Fight Points 29 (Oz)
Spy Mention Points 22 (Tripwire)
Stylemaster Points 14 (Mannequin)
TV Points 25 (Zalgor, Grim, Oz)
Best Point Round (w/o TV pts) 20 (Grim)
Best Fight Point Round 13 (Mad Max)
Best W/L Round 5-0-0-0 (Mannequin, Grim)
"ALLIANCE" SCORING STATUS
(1) (2) (3) (4) TOTAL
SCOMSSS Shire 24 50 69 44 187
YOURBAGD 23 19 54 28 124
Slaughterhouse Syndicate 8 -5 9 4 16
BOB 16 -18 -3 3 -2
Dreadnaughts -1 4 -5 -13 -15
INDIVIDUAL TEAM RESULTS
Name (Fights/Styles/Mentions/TVs/Total) Grand Total
SCOMSSS Shire (24, 50, 69, 44 = 187)
Land Of Oz 6,2,0,0= 8 29, 6, 6, 25 = 66
Old Habits 4,0,2,0= 6 18,10,10, 0 = 38
Second Bananas 3,6,0,0= 9 17,14, 0, 0 = 31
Royal Flush 5,0,4,0= 9 15, 4, 8, 0 = 27
Mystic Orc Feast 10,0,2,0= 12 10, 0, 6, 0 = 16
Spoonertiks 0,0,0,0= 0 5, 0, 0, 0 = 5
Things I Drool In 0,0,0,0= 0 2, 0, 2, 0 = 4
YOURBAGD (23, 19, 54, 28 = 124)
Kaos 7,0, 4,0= 11 19, 0,16,25 = 60
Of Wolf & Man 6,4,10,0= 20 14, 6,22, 0 = 42
Indifference 0,0, 0,0= 0 5, 4, 4, 0 = 13
The Opera 1,0, 2,0= 3 3, 6, 4, 0 = 13
Darque Forces 0,0, 0,0= 0 -3, 0, 6, 0 = 3
The Bear Paw -8,0, 2,0= -6 -4, 0, 6, 0 = 2
Cheers 0,0, 0,0= 0 -11, 0, 2, 0 = -9
Slaughterhouse Syndicate (8, -5, 9, 4 = 16)
Strange Brew 1,0,0,0 = 1 13, 0, 0, 0 = 13
Abysmal Rites 0,2,0,0 = 2 -4,12, 4, 0 = 12
Life's Lessons 0,0,0,0 = 0 1, 0, 4, 0 = 5
Swamp Hammerz 4,0,0,0 = 4 -3, 0, 0, 0 = -3
JGW Perishable -3,0,0,0 = -3 -11, 0, 0, 0 =-11
B. O. B. (16, -18 -3, 3 = -2)
Christian Rock 2 1,0,0,0 = 1 -1, 0, 0,25 = 24
I Hate Them 13,2,4,0 = 19 8, 6, 6, 0 = 20
The Lurocian Devils 0,0,0,0 = 0 -5, 0, 4, 0 = -1
Chaotic Beasts 0,2,0,0 = 2 -2, 2, 0, 0 = 0
Soldiers of Rome -20,0,4,0 = -16 -31, 2, 6, 0 =-23
They Must Die -3,0,0,0 = -3 -22, 0, 0, 0 =-22
Dreadnaughts (-1, 4, -5, -13 = -15)
Gothic Ministry 0,0,0,0 = 0 2, 0, 4, 0 = 6
The Fallen 3,0,2,0 = 5 -4, 0, 6, 0 = 2
Force of Will -13,0,2,0 =-11 -6, 0, 4, 0 = -2
Raptor -5,2,0,0 =-3 -9, 6, 0, 0 = -3
Dark Pinnacle 0,0,0,0 = 0 -17, 2,12, 0 = -3
The Middle Way 3 -4,0,0,0 =-4 -15, 0, 0, 0 =-15
W/L Records
(Fight each of ten turns and 45 minimum fights)
SCOMSSS Shire (22-13-2-0 .629 Total 87-44-2-1 .664)
Second Bananas 3-2-0-0 15-5-0-0 4/4
Land Of Oz 4-1-0-0 15-5-0-0 4/4
Old Habits 4-1-0-0 14-6-0-0 4/4
Royal Flush 3-2-0-0 13-7-0-0 4/4
Mystic Orc Feast 4-1-1-0 12-6-1-1 4/4
Spoonertiks 2-3-0-0 10-8-0-0 4/4
Things I Drool In 2-3-1-0 8-7-1-0 3/4
YOURBAGD (11-8-0-2 .578 Total 56-51-3-9 .523)
Kaos 4-0-0-0 14- 4-0-0 4/4
Indifference 0-0-0-0 10- 4-1-0 3/4
Of Wolf & Man 3-2-0-1 10- 9-1-4 4/4
The Opera 4-1-0-1 8-10-0-5 4/4
The Bear Paw 0-5-0-0 8-12-1-0 4/4
Darque Forces 0-0-0-0 5- 5-0-0 2/4
Cheers 0-0-0-0 1- 7-0-0 2/4
Slaughterhouse Syndicate (10-10-0-1 .500 Total 41-41-0-6 .500)
Strange Brew 3-2-0-0 12- 8-0-2 4/4
Swamp Hammerz 3-2-0-0 11- 8-0-1 4/4
Life's Lessons 0-0-0-0 7- 6-0-0 3/4
Abysmal Rites 2-3-0-1 8-10-0-3 4/4
JGW Perishable 2-3-0-0 3- 9-0-0 3/4
B. O. B. (12-13-1-8 .480 Total 47-62-3-14 .431)
Christian Rock 2 4-1-0-1 13- 7-0-1 4/4
I Hate Them 4-1-1-1 10- 9-1-4 4/4
Chaotic Beasts 3-2-0-0 10-10-0-0 4/4
The Lurocian Devils 0-0-0-0 4- 7-1-0 3/4
They Must Die 1-4-0-4 5-14-0-7 4/4
Soldiers of Rome 0-5-0-2 5-15-1-2 4/4
Dreadnaughts (7-13-0-2 .350 Total 42-68-2-6 .382)
Gothic Ministry 0-0-0-0 9- 6-0-0 3/4
Force of Will 1-4-0-1 9-11-1-1 4/4
Raptor 1-4-0-0 8-12-1-0 4/4
The Fallen 4-1-0-1 8-12-0-3 4/4
The Middle Way 3 1-4-0-0 5-15-0-0 4/4
Dark Pinnacle 0-0-0-0 3-12-0-2 3/4
CHAMPIONS LIST:
SCOMSSS: China Milkmaid, Jack Knife, Sister Mary Jane, Luminous Lox
YOURBAGD: Vynmorgath, Attery
SLUGHTERHOUSE: Kelly Carpenter, Labatts, Swamp Song Hammer, Homie D. Clone, A Tale Of
Pain
DREADNAUGHTS: (none)
B.O.B.; Slugbait
NOTE: The facts and figures and comments are brought to you by Oz and Master Darque,
with commentary from Oz's hot-air balloon.
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Teams and managers
Abysmal Rites Reaper Of Wolf and Man Tripwire
All Swamp Hammerz Hammer Old Habits Soultaker
An Ephriam ? Raptor Owlin the Wise
Chaotix Beasts Chaotix Royal Flush Crip
Cheers Otis the Drunk Second Bananas Mannequin
Christian Rock 2 Zalgor Prig Smoked Out!!! Dark Knight Toker
Dark Pinnacle Buddy Lee Soldiers of Rome Caesar
Darque Forces Master Darque Spoonertics Spawn
Force of Will Michael Eldritch Strange Brew Wretch
Gothic Ministry Liam the Goth Shadow Magic ?
Hellenic Heroes ? The Bear's Paw Kat
I Hate Them Mad Max The Fallen ?
Indifference Jekyll The Middle Way 3 Jorja
JGW Perishable JGW The Opera Manager
Kaos Grimm The Serpents The Zookeeper
Ladies of Dread Silky They Must Die! The Dark One
Land of Oz Oz Things I Drool In Snuln
Life's Lessons Street Legal Warhammers Coyote
Lurocian Devils The Greek Guy X-Men II Omega
Mystic Orc Feast Slugbait
This is the best I can do at this time. If anyone has additions or corrections to
make to this list, please let me know. -- the Scribe
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---===FREE BLADES REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 9 ZUKAL (turn 613): HEMPEN JIG of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 12 RIZTAB (turn 615): PYTHAGORAS of DREAMERS (Sleepy, mgr.)
DM 15 MALCORN (turn 609): REDTHORN of GREENWARDENS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 16 WILLAF (turn 611): BUDOKUMO of YAMABUSHI (Doc Miracle, mgr.)
DM 17 ALJAFIR (turn 610): ZALMAN ARVO of MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 19 ZUWAYZA (turn 608): BART SIMPSON of CUNNING RUNTS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 304): MANKILLER of DODGE BULLETS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 29 LAPUR (turn 601): DAISY CHAINS of STREET WALKERS (Roadkill, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 302): LOWLY WORM of AVENGERS (Huckle Cat, mgr.)
DM 32 ARVAT (turn 597): SNOWFLAKE of RILL'S GCSC2 (Rillion, mgr.)
DM 33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 595): TEMPEST of STORM BRINGERS (The Rake, mgr)
DM 35 MURSKA (turn 586): BILBO BAGGINNI of MIDDLE ITALY (Mad Max, mgr.)
DM 43 VEASTIAN (turn 549): J'KOROU of THE FAMILY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 279): SHADOWCAT HAMMER of MUTANT HAMMERZ (Hammer, mgr.)
DM 47 DOUBLE X (turn 273): NILES of SECOND BANANAS (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 260): EXTRUSION of LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
DM 56 ROCANIS (turn 476): CHARLIE EKSA of MIDDLE WAY 20 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 60 COLLUSION COVE (turn 463): RAZOR XXV of DEATH STUDS XII (Death Stud, mgr.)
DM 61 JURINE (turn 443): GAROK of PHILANTHROPISTS (Aragorn, mgr.)
DM 65 DAL SHANG (turn 440): DOOMSDAY DEVICE of REIGNING DOOM (Zalgor Prigg, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 209): MALUS S'PROUT of BAD APPLES (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 74 DAYLA KIV (turn 406): DOLBY KLEE of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 399): CORINTHIAN of PARANOID ASYLUM (Jekyll, mgr.)
DM 78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 386): DANNI ROGERS of GIRLS X3 (Non, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 502): SISTER X of CULTS-R-US (?, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 9 ZUKAL (turn 613): SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 12 RIZTAB (turn 615): DREAMERS (Sleepy, mgr.)
DM 15 MALCORN (turn 609): DARK CREATION (Herbert Philip Lovecraft West, mgr.)
DM 16 WILLAF (turn 611): PUNNY ANIMALS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 17 ALJAFIR (turn 610): MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 19 ZUWAYZA (turn 608): ANARCHY (Jekyll, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 304): STEEL AND SILK (Michael Eldritch, mgr.)
DM 29 LAPUR (turn 601): POSITION IS EMPTY
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 302): THE STORMBRINGERS (High Lord Bosk, mgr.)
DM 32 ARVAT (turn 597): ROMAN HEROES (Caesar, mgr.)
DM 33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 595): RAVAGNING LORDS (General Ikillu, mgr.)
DM 35 MURSKA (turn 586): LOST CAUSE (Vol, mgr.)
DM 43 VEASTIAN (turn 549): LUROCIAN ROYALTY (The Greek Guy, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 578): MIKES HEROES (?, mgr.)
DM 47 DOUBLE X (turn 273): SECOND BANANAS (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 260): LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
DM 56 ROCANIS (turn 476): INCONSISTENT FURY (Banthius, mgr.)
DM 60 COLLUSION COVE (turn 463): DEATH STUDS XII (Death Stud, mgr.)
DM 61 JURINE (turn 443): MIDDLE WAY 16 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 65 DAL SHANG (turn 440): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 209): BAD APPLES (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 74 DAYLA KIV (turn 406): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 399): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 386): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 502): DO IT AGAIN et al (Dark One, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 16 WILLAF (turn 611): ONDO FLEUR of PUNNY ANIMALS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 19 ZUWAYZA (turn 608): BART SIMPSON of CUNNING RUNTS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
(turn 607): GULF COAST D of ANARCHY (Jekyll, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 302): LE PLON of THE PENTARCHY (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
VELVET FINISH of STEEL AND SILK (Michael Eldritch, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 302): LOWLY WORM of AVENGERS (Huckle Cat, mgr.)
DM 32 ARVAT (turn 597): SNOWFLAKE of RILL'S GCSC2 (Rillion, mgr.)
DM 35 MURSKA (turn 585): ANGUS ARGUS of CHILDREN OF LLYR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 43 VEASTIAN (turn 549): JEREMY CAMP of POSITIVE ALTERNATIVE (Zalgor Prigg, mgr.)
DM 47 DOUBLE X (turn 273): RED DRAGON of CHAOTIX BEASTS (Rillion, mgr.)
JETHRO of SECOND BANANAS (Mannequin, mgr.)
(turn 272): BULLPEN ACE of ROYAL FLUSH (Crip, mgr.)
PIZZA PIE PARTY of THINGS I DROOL IN (Nuln, mgr.)
DM 56 ROCANIS (turn 474): MOSSIE ROCKTROLL of INCONSISTENT FURY (Banthius, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 209): MALUS S'PROUT of BAD APPLES (Jorja, mgr.)
(turn 208): GAFFER SMITH of BAD APPLES (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 74 DAYLA KIV (turn 406): DOLBY KLEE of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
(turn 405): KOLBAN TEN TAHL of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 397): FOOTSTEPS of PARANOID ASYLUM (Jekyll, mgr.)
DM 78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 386): SHANNA TWO-KNIVES of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
CHELBAGHEERA of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
SPY REPORT
Hail and well met warriors of SCOMSS SWAMP! Know me for who I am, Zontani Sharp
Eyes, Spymaster extraordinaire of all Alastari. Former top team SECOND BANANAS was
unseated this week as LAND OF OZ moved up from 3rd ranking to take the top spot with
a 5-0-0 record for the round. OF WOLF AND MAN bore the brunt of major assault on
their standings this week as they dropped to 24th position as the result of going
1-4-0! I have begun to suspect trickery on the part of CHEERS. How else weeks like
this one's 4-1-0? How else the sudden move to 25th team? My praise to THE OPERA for
their 4-0-0 week this time out. Indeed, it was a skillfully fought round deserving
of notice! BAAL caught the eye of many in the gladiatorial commission as he
skillfully bested STREET LEGAL and was awarded 20 points in recognition. In one of
the week's more notable duels, MY SHADOW put down SGT STANDANKO, causing him to lose
15 points of recognition in the process. Unwilling to wait upon the will of others,
Duelmaster NILES challenged KODIAK last week in a match to decide the fate of the
throne. The city has turned out in honor of KODIAK, for with hers arena victory she
may now lay claim to the highest position in the city! No confirmation, but my
sources claim that the top team has gained their position using magical aids.
Charmed weapons perhaps?
But come now, let us look deeper into the maze of contention and crossed blades
that is city SCOMSS SWAMP. SCOMSS SWAMP, city of gladiators! Mighty among the names
of thy guilds is KAOS, a guild shunned and avoided by many in the weekly duels. If
you didn't look down dark alleys you'd have been hard pressed to find any of THE
BEAR'S PAW last week. Busy avoiding KAOS? Loose talk at the arena has reached my
ears and it but confirms the knowledge that many fighters are after JUSTICE FOR ALL.
Watch your back! JACK KNIFE must really be harboring a grudge against the OF WOLF
AND MAN guild! Merciless, 16 challenged down ORCO points this week to duel with he.
The weight of the challenge fell hard upon ORCO and predictably he was bested by JACK
KNIFE. This is how to arouse the anger of an entire guild! As a gladiator gets
older, the icy grip of fear lays hold of his heart. True, MEDEE? Who could miss
your "brave" challenge of ITHYIC THING? Few would not have guessed the outcome of
the bout as ITHYIC THING was defeated by MEDEE. Is this what passes for courage in
SCOMSS SWAMP? I cannot but express pride for the fearlessness of STORM who cast
caution to the winds and challenged JUSTICE FOR ALL, a fighter 30 points higher.
Truth to tell, STORM did not come out of the fight a winner, but she managed to
capture much attention, gaining 3 in recognition. Give FGC credit for his courage.
Did you note how he challenged NIKKO despite the 33 point difference in their
rankings? In the end FGC was beat by NIKKO, a "sharp" reminder that higher
recognition is an indication of greater skill. Still, it was a worthy bout! For
some warriors honor is not important--only empty victory. See, gladiators, how
DEMONIC HEX of GOTHIC MINISTRY challenged down 32 points to LABATTS. All the city
knows the duel went in favor of DEMONIC HEX. I shall not fail to spread the word in
other cities of this "mighty" victory. BAPHOMASHER must really be harboring a grudge
against the THE MIDDLE WAY 3 guild! Merciless, 18 challenged down VELMA XAVIL points
this week to duel with he. The weight of the challenge fell hard upon VELMA XAVIL
and predictably she lost to BAPHOMASHER. This is how to arouse the anger of an
entire guild!
Vendettas. Bloodied blades and broken spears. Indeed the city has seen more
than its fair share of red in recent times. JETHRO has sworn to take up religion
upon living to tell of his recent bout with the Dark Arena horrors. A rare thing
indeed! I must report the passing of SKYDANCER, veteran of many duels. 2-7-1 final
record Hers was not illustrious--but death plays no favorites. My condolences to
DARQUE FORCES for their loss of a very promising warrior, SSCOMSS. SSCOMSS went to
doom before the arms of EARVLING KLASH, a warrior of FORCE OF WILL. Many townsmen
have begin to remark over the fact that after one more round of duels ABYSMAL RITES'
Bloodfeud against BLACKENED will have expired. Walk proud, warriors of THE OPERA!
By striking down ELIAS you have avenged the honor of your dead. Your virtue is known
to all in SCOMSS SWAMP. Fate is a fickle mistress. She showers the miserable with
fortune but sets enemies against the victorious. Remember this!
If it were not for my skills as a spy I would have been mugged three times
already in SCOMSS SWAMP. Nice atmosphere you have here! Ahh, but I can hear the
spires of a far off city calling to me. I must away! Till we meet again, remember:
a turtle walks slow, hides head in a shell, and harms no one; a lion runs to slay its
prey.-- Zontani Sharp Eyes
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
KODIAK 6487 11 7 4 108 THE BEAR'S PAW (150)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
WINKIE 6401 12 7 2 122 LAND OF OZ (217)
NIKKO 6385 11 3 0 118 LAND OF OZ (217)
MEDEE 5642 25 8 0 117 THE OPERA (613)
LURKING FEAR 1755 17 10 0 117 ABYSMAL RITES (215)
KILLING JOKE 5611 22 14 2 109 INDIFFERENCE (611)
BOB'S COMIC COLLECTN 5658 20 10 0 105 THINGS I DROOL IN (614)
JUSTICE FOR ALL 5534 15 12 0 105 OF WOLF AND MAN (603)
MADAME BUTTERFLY 5792 15 12 0 100 THE OPERA (613)
SPECTRE 5654 11 7 1 98 GOTHIC MINISTRY (592)
PUDDY 6295 21 6 0 97 SECOND BANANAS (573)
LAST CALL 5606 18 14 0 97 INDIFFERENCE (611)
IVAN POISY 5112 16 16 0 96 SPOONERTIKS (523)
BLOOD RAYNE 5489 19 11 1 94 DARK PINNACLE (598)
NILES 5860 17 12 1 94 SECOND BANANAS (573)
-PYTHON 5903 16 19 2 93 THE SERPENTS (629)
THE LION KING 6360 13 7 0 92 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
CHINA MILKMAID 6502 8 1 0 92 LAND OF OZ (217)
BLACKENED 5531 15 14 2 91 OF WOLF AND MAN (603)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SISTER MARY SUEELLEN 5671 15 14 2 90 OLD HABITS (566)
ITHYIC THING 6292 10 11 0 90 ABYSMAL RITES (215)
SPARROW 6411 11 7 0 87 RAPTOR (674)
SMOKEY BEAR 6354 15 11 1 85 THE BEAR'S PAW (150)
-SALSA ELEMENTAL 6312 9 5 0 84 DARQUE FORCES (396)
BARLEY 6377 8 5 3 82 STRANGE BREW (661)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DROW 5674 15 6 0 81 CHAOTIX BEASTS (610)
QUEEN OF TARTS 5980 9 6 0 81 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
FRASIER 6224 10 5 0 80 CHEERS (659)
JENNA 5099 15 20 4 77 LIFE'S LESSONS (562)
STORM 6234 12 15 0 76 X-MEN II (660)
FGC 6648 6 1 0 76 KAOS (695)
-ADDER 5920 21 12 0 75 THE SERPENTS (629)
SLUGBAIT 6329 6 0 1 75 I HATE THEM (597)
CHRIS PERRY 6213 8 11 0 74 JGW PERISHABLE (653)
TEN LORDS ALEAPIN 6433 10 8 1 72 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
CLIFF 6226 9 6 0 72 CHEERS (659)
SOULTAKER 5455 9 5 0 71 I HATE THEM (597)
DEMONIC HEX 5530 14 6 0 68 GOTHIC MINISTRY (592)
HIGH TEST 6239 16 7 0 67 STRANGE BREW (661)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-MOMBA 5945 15 17 1 66 THE SERPENTS (629)
TARZAN 5542 8 13 1 66 AN EPHRAIM (32)
MOTHER THERESA 5136 4 1 0 66 OLD HABITS (566)
MICE CREAM 6265 9 3 1 65 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
AFRICAN QUEEN 6424 8 8 0 65 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
ROIS ANIN 6068 13 16 1 64 WARHAMMERS (75)
-ASP 5843 11 27 1 61 THE SERPENTS (629)
KORTALIA 6365 8 5 3 61 FORCE OF WILL (670)
SISTER MARYJANE 6416 11 0 0 60 OLD HABITS (566)
CRYSTAL 5895 10 6 0 59 DARK PINNACLE (598)
-VALERIUS 6623 7 1 0 59 SOLDIERS OF ROME (691)
EARVLING KLASH 6547 8 4 1 58 FORCE OF WILL (670)
XXL 6178 6 4 0 58 INDIFFERENCE (611)
SWAMP BOGG HAMMER 6306 13 14 0 57 ALL SWAMP HAMMERZ (594)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CARLA 6225 8 7 0 56 CHEERS (659)
RONDOL QUIGLO 4978 11 20 0 55 THE MIDDLE WAY 3 (506)
CHONG 5927 6 4 0 53 SMOKED OUT!!! (637)
KELLY CARPENTER 6419 5 5 0 53 JGW PERISHABLE (653)
MY SHADOW 6649 4 2 0 53 KAOS (695)
STINGO RARR 6507 7 7 0 52 SPOONERTIKS (523)
A TALE OF PAIN 6531 6 1 0 51 ABYSMAL RITES (215)
-RUDY SCANER 6600 4 1 0 50 THEY MUST DIE! (688)
OBESE CAT 6695 4 2 0 50 KAOS (695)
CHEECH 5930 5 5 2 49 SMOKED OUT!!! (637)
SEB WITE 6668 5 2 0 49 SPOONERTIKS (523)
NORM 6227 5 10 0 48 CHEERS (659)
-PROWL 6460 2 3 0 48 DARQUE FORCES (396)
BOGBANE 5500 11 13 1 47 DARQUE FORCES (396)
LUMINOUS LOX 6495 5 4 0 47 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
POLARIS 6230 11 11 1 46 X-MEN II (660)
DEATH KISS 5751 11 5 1 45 GOTHIC MINISTRY (592)
HOMEY D. CLONE 5637 8 5 0 45 LIFE'S LESSONS (562)
MY HUCKLEBERRY 5636 8 11 1 43 AN EPHRAIM (32)
BONECLAW 5857 4 5 0 42 CHAOTIX BEASTS (610)
-VYNMORGATH 6646 3 1 0 42 KAOS (695)
SHIFTER 5909 3 2 0 42 CHAOTIX BEASTS (610)
CHAOS BOAST 5780 8 10 1 41 CHAOTIX BEASTS (610)
NIGHTSHADE 6536 8 4 1 40 RAPTOR (674)
MIRAGE 5912 6 6 0 40 DARK PINNACLE (598)
JOHN STEWART 6569 4 1 0 40 JGW PERISHABLE (653)
JENUFA 6843 3 2 0 40 THE OPERA (613)
LABATTS 6548 3 3 0 40 STRANGE BREW (661)
BULL SHANNON 6582 5 4 0 39 SECOND BANANAS (573)
SISTER BERNICE 6485 4 4 1 39 OLD HABITS (566)
BAD NEWS BEAR 6486 10 8 0 38 THE BEAR'S PAW (150)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BARNEY BEAR 6512 9 6 0 38 THE BEAR'S PAW (150)
SWAMP TURF HAMMER 6565 7 4 0 38 ALL SWAMP HAMMERZ (594)
COLOSSUS 6356 5 8 2 38 X-MEN II (660)
THE CREEPSTER 6328 8 3 0 37 I HATE THEM (597)
-ALL THAT MATTERS 6606 4 2 0 37 CHRISTIAN ROCK 2 (689)
GET THE POINT? 5097 6 11 1 36 LIFE'S LESSONS (562)
JACK KNIFE 6694 4 2 0 36 ROYAL FLUSH (48)
ATTERY 6705 3 1 0 34 OF WOLF AND MAN (603)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
T.H.C. 5928 6 4 1 33 SMOKED OUT!!! (637)
KURGER BING 6669 5 2 0 33 SPOONERTIKS (523)
RERUN 6651 4 2 0 33 SECOND BANANAS (573)
PFM 6645 4 3 0 33 KAOS (695)
AGARIC 6509 8 8 0 32 WARHAMMERS (75)
PARIAH 6364 8 5 0 32 FORCE OF WILL (670)
SGT STANDANKO 5929 5 5 0 32 SMOKED OUT!!! (637)
-NIGHTCRAWLER 6706 3 1 0 32 X-MEN II (660)
PAIN KILLER 6257 4 4 1 31 DARK PINNACLE (598)
SANITY LOSS 6518 4 8 1 31 ABYSMAL RITES (215)
SPED 6847 3 1 0 31 LIFE'S LESSONS (562)
-WAY TO BEGIN 6650 6 0 0 29 CHRISTIAN ROCK 2 (689)
MR NICE GUY 5931 4 6 1 29 SMOKED OUT!!! (637)
AGOSERIS 6709 2 2 0 29 WARHAMMERS (75)
NIN QUIRE 5281 6 9 0 28 THE MIDDLE WAY 3 (506)
PENEMUE 6657 5 2 0 28 THE FALLEN (696)
CUPS 6614 3 1 1 28 THINGS I DROOL IN (614)
PINT 6851 3 1 0 28 STRANGE BREW (661)
ASBEEL 6660 5 2 0 27 THE FALLEN (696)
-FOUR ARMS 6697 2 1 1 27 INDIFFERENCE (611)
MAKRIYANNIS 6403 4 9 2 26 HELLENIC HEROES (673)
MOLOCH 6888 2 1 1 26 THE FALLEN (696)
SWAMP MOSS HAMMER 6567 7 4 0 25 ALL SWAMP HAMMERZ (594)
BAPHOMASHER 5849 3 3 0 25 LIFE'S LESSONS (562)
STRAFE 6693 3 2 0 25 RAPTOR (674)
CINDY BEAR 6637 5 4 0 24 THE BEAR'S PAW (150)
RAZOR 6573 3 6 0 24 RAPTOR (674)
-BELIEVE 6604 2 4 0 24 CHRISTIAN ROCK 2 (689)
EMILEI LOIT MATCHES 6710 1 3 0 24 THINGS I DROOL IN (614)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SWAMP BURN HAMMER 6566 6 5 0 23 ALL SWAMP HAMMERZ (594)
ASPHYXIA 6330 3 4 0 23 GOTHIC MINISTRY (592)
-EVIL ONE 6586 3 2 0 23 LUROCIAN DEVILS (686)
ELIAS 6882 2 1 1 23 HELLENIC HEROES (673)
MASTER DARQUE 6835 4 1 0 22 I HATE THEM (597)
-WRAITH 6587 3 2 2 22 LUROCIAN DEVILS (686)
-BUMBLEBEE 6436 2 2 0 20 DARQUE FORCES (396)
SWEET PEA 6879 2 0 0 20 SHADOW MAGIC (701)
BAAL 6907 1 0 0 20 THE FALLEN (696)
-RUN KID RUN 6698 3 1 0 19 CHRISTIAN ROCK 2 (689)
GAUNTLYN 6363 3 10 0 19 FORCE OF WILL (670)
SISTER MARY-KATE 6491 2 3 0 19 OLD HABITS (566)
ORCO 6583 2 4 0 18 OF WOLF AND MAN (603)
CLOUDIA BELL 6664 1 2 0 18 JGW PERISHABLE (653)
GADREEL 6659 3 4 1 17 THE FALLEN (696)
-ACCUSER 6589 2 1 0 17 LUROCIAN DEVILS (686)
JUSTINIAN 6404 2 11 0 17 HELLENIC HEROES (673)
SONNY URK 6827 3 3 0 16 THE MIDDLE WAY 3 (506)
SWAMP SONG HAMMER 6860 3 0 0 16 ALL SWAMP HAMMERZ (594)
-METELLUS 6691 2 4 0 16 SOLDIERS OF ROME (691)
-TEMPTRESS 6671 1 0 0 15 LUROCIAN DEVILS (686)
CHRONALISS 6672 3 5 0 14 FORCE OF WILL (670)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PUCK 5919 2 4 0 14 AN EPHRAIM (32)
DAFNE 6899 2 0 0 14 THE OPERA (613)
PROFESSOR MARVEL 6891 2 0 0 14 LAND OF OZ (217)
HERACLIUS 6405 0 14 0 14 HELLENIC HEROES (673)
JOHN ROBINSON 6665 1 2 0 13 JGW PERISHABLE (653)
-ASTER 6667 2 1 0 12 GOTHIC MINISTRY (592)
KITCHEN SINKS 6580 1 3 0 12 THINGS I DROOL IN (614)
-LICINIUS 6653 2 5 0 11 SOLDIERS OF ROME (691)
FLOUR CHILD 6869 2 1 0 11 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
RED RABBIT 6874 2 1 0 11 INDIFFERENCE (611)
PAUL 6861 1 0 0 11 CHEERS (659)
NUM-NUM 6876 1 1 0 11 SHADOW MAGIC (701)
BREWMASTER 6850 1 3 0 10 STRANGE BREW (661)
-DECEIVER 6670 1 3 0 10 LUROCIAN DEVILS (686)
EASY CHEESY 6902 1 1 0 9 MYSTIC ORC FEAST (416)
BLUSHING CROW 6846 0 3 0 9 SPOONERTIKS (523)
-GILGAMESH 6886 0 1 0 7 DARK PINNACLE (598)
HILROC IBBINS 6875 1 3 0 6 THE MIDDLE WAY 3 (506)
VELMA XAVIL 6828 0 6 0 6 THE MIDDLE WAY 3 (506)
GOLDEN CAP 6890 1 1 0 5 LAND OF OZ (217)
BABY POOH 6878 0 2 0 2 SHADOW MAGIC (701)
GLORFINDAL 6880 0 2 0 2 SHADOW MAGIC (701)
GUS 6897 0 1 0 1 HELLENIC HEROES (673)
FLIBBERTIGIBBET 6904 0 1 0 1 AN EPHRAIM (32)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
IN THE GRIP OF E 6260 11 6 0 ABYSMAL RITES 215 BLACKENED 5531 271
SWAMP BEAR HAMME 6579 0 1 0 ALL SWAMP HAMMER 594 FOUR ARMS 6697 270 REVENGED
WILL-O-THE-WISP 6889 0 2 0 AN EPHRAIM 32 MOLOCH 6888 274
SSCOMSS 6692 3 2 1 DARQUE FORCES 396 EARVLING KLASH 6547 274
LEONIDYS 6511 1 6 1 HELLENIC HEROES 673 NIGHTSHADE 6536 272
PHOKUS 6406 3 7 1 HELLENIC HEROES 673 FENRIR 6686 270 NONE
ANTI 5457 7 10 0 I HATE THEM 597 KORTALIA 6365 272 REVENGED
SCRUFFY PUFF 6908 0 1 0 I HATE THEM 597 CREAM O'CROP CRI 274 NONE
BITTER CRUMB 6454 0 2 0 MYSTIC ORC FEAST 416 AEMILIUS 6690 270 REVENGED
DA1 6906 0 1 0 OF WOLF AND MAN 603 SENSATIONAL SNUL 274 NONE
SKYDANCER 6572 2 7 1 RAPTOR 674 SISTER BERNICE 6485 274
AEMILIUS 6690 1 5 1 SOLDIERS OF ROME 691 MICE CREAM 6265 273
JEQON 6661 1 5 0 THE FALLEN 696 CUPS 6614 273
DON GIOVANNI 6900 0 1 0 THE OPERA 613 ELIAS 6882 273 JUST REVENGED
ICEMAN 6840 1 3 0 X-MEN II 660 SUPER SLUGBAIT 274 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Oz the all rubbing coarse salt in a fresh open wound -- What do you expect from a
team that has an animal cracker for a logo on the side of their helmet! -- Street
Legal
P.S. Go Wed Wings! (not a typo look up Kwame's speech on youtube after the last
championship)
Nikko -- Well, it's nice to know that someone like me. -- Specter
FGC -- Hell that was a one sided beat down, I think I'm going to need some dental
help. -- Asphyxia
Dreadnaughts -- What a pickle that was, here's to the ones that had good turns last
month. Hope we can all have a good turn on the same turn, ah, ah, ah. -- LTG
Dream on.
Owlin -- Hang in there, has Michael Eldritch sent you the charts you asked for? --
Liam
Stingo R -- I know, how lowwer plains of me. -- Hex
Jorja -- Hey I see you having fun over there, I have to say, it is a hoot to see who
is playing with your team. A bit of a wash I say. -- Liam
M.E. -- Good to hear that the info hit the dead on the head. No dip from me for 47,
will send on to 28 in a five. -- Liam
Az -- What info can you share with me on Stygia? Lee, Owlin and myself will be in a
friends game soon. We are in HW 821 right now, with the new one starting god knows
when, you guys want in? -- Liam
Medee -- Way to teach! Now that's what I'm talking about. Hey, could you next time
not carry any weapons or shields? -- Pain Killer
The Lion King -- I was not prepared for that one. -- Crystal
Dreadnaughts -- My bad! on the 0-5 turn, let's see if I can get this turned around.
-- Buddy Lee
Valerius -- So that's how it's going to be, huh? -- Mirage
Scommsss Shire -- Congrats to all your recent graduates, now you'll know what us
bottom feeders feel like. -- Buddy Lee
Red Dragon and Niles -- A salute to some great Lord Protectors. Always glad to see
someone other that a SCOMSSS Shirer go! -- Oz The All Appreciative
Bullpen Ace -- Yu da man! Didn't really need that Cream O Crop Crip anyway. -- Oz The
All Thankful
Niles and Boss Mannequin -- Way to plunge into that Duelmaster roll! Well done. --
Oz The All Praising
SCOMSSS Shire Fellows -- WELL DONE. Make that four in a row. Teaming with you is a
pleasure. -- Oz The All Thankful
"Unfortunately Vynmorgath has to sit out till April. ... . -- Grimm". CHICKEN!
Pluck, pluck, pluck. -- Oz The All Descriptive
Mad Max -- 'Tis true. I enjoy showing those fine young ladies my etchings behind the
curtain. They're priceless. It was me that filed the complaint when I noticed that
TGG kept showing up to see those etchings at the same time as the gals, and somehow
or another he was inappropriately mussing up their hair. The lech! -- Oz The All
Sharing
Glorfindel -- Thanks for your purchase. Use that magic oil and potion wisely. --
Professor Marvel
Rois -- I'm sorry. I didn't mean to churn, just to stir you a little. -- China
Milkmaid
Jethro, Jethro, Jethro, I didn't want YOU. I really wanted my TV to go through, but
those cowards must have been avoiding. Oh,well, I had fun. -- Nikko
Sweet Pea -- You are NOT! -- Golden Cap
Ivan Poisy -- It was nice sparring with you, but we both have work to do elsewhere.
Good luck. -- Winkie
May NCAA March Madness go your way and North Fork March Madness be five in a row. --
Oz The All Hopeful
Sgt Standanko -- You must have been toting something that dulled your senses. How
else can you explain shaking that last smack off -- Jack Knife
Justice For All -- Seems your team can only issue massive downchallenges to eke by
with a barely mediocre record. Must be seriously lacking in managerial talent and
direction -- African Queen
Barley -- You must have gotten drunk on the brew. Remember, pointy things good.
Sharp curvy things bad. -- The Lion King
FGC -- You are even shorter than your name. -- Ten Lords Aleapin'
!!Aaah, I got a crystal ball: I see SCOMSSSSSSSS Shire winning Swamp war*!!
(* This fortune told on you by the letters T.A.T.I.O.A.H.C. -- The Alliance That
Isn't Oz And His Crones**)
Tarzan want make more hits on *CHONG*!! ("Bong-ratulations" -- Lord Greytoke)
A Tale of Pain -- You'll be running, tale between your legs, in pain... and I'll be--
Your Huckleberry ("Scumdog!" -- Tail of Pain, mooning)
(**Crones are old ladies who "can't stand all the killing!")
All -- Please recognize Shadow Dragon and his team Shadow Magic as participants of
the Slaughterhouse Syndicate team. Thank you. -- JGW
Those whom we fought -- Rotten fights, mostly, I hadn't realized there were so many
armored tanks around here. I may get more personals written later, but for now, I
need to put this computer to bed. -- Jorja, the Middle Way
Azaziel -- Let me think about this, okay? -- Jorja
P.S. More information would be good. What arena, and for what purpose? That kind
of thing.
Dreadnaughts -- My apologies! I did not intend to miss the turn, I sent the strats
in early too. -- Buddy Lee
Toker -- I am glad you have returned from the dead, I thought for sure that was the
End of you, as I see I was wrong and apologize. -- Buddy Lee
P.S. Hell yeah! still at it; but as you can see not so tuff here, come on and join
the fray!
Oz, Darque -- I declare TOKER, for Dreadnaughts. -- Buddy Lee
Owlin -- Are you still here?! Let's turn those beast loose! -- Buddy Lee
Ah -- What? no I con't get it, maybe because I'm slow like a TP. -- Buddy Lee
P.S. Welcome back never the less and spoil away! Not Snarky.
Jorja -- Please do not be discouraged by the Rat Racers, if it have not been for
Scomss big fat lead, I would be offended by these down challenges. -- Buddy Lee
Dreadnaughts -- Oh, hell NO! 2 & 8 last 3 turn! It's time for me to go kill mode.
-- Buddy kill mode Lee
Toker -- Diplo on the way! -- Buddy Lee
Dreadnaughts -- My bad! I sent in early too! This time I'll send it without HW. --
Liam the Goth
Ah, you must have confused the Office Golems.
Oz -- I declare for Dreadnaughts. -- Toker, team Smoked Out!!!
Liam -- I didn't see your Gothic Ministry until last turn! Good to see you. -- Toker
Jack Knife -- I'm surprised by your challenge! However, thanks for the win. -- Sgt.
Standanko
Sister Mary Jane -- I wasn't ready for you, maybe we should try that match-up again!
-- Cheech
Kurger Bing -- Nice challenge! I have a mate that's going to be looking for you! --
Mr. Nice Guy
Bull Shannon -- That was most definately the hardest hit I have ever felt! Good job!
-- T.H.C.
Tarzan -- No more swinging on those vines, okay! -- Chong
Toker -- Good to see you! It seems you've polished your Dark Armor, since I last saw
you (DM8, 28, 31). How is Blackstorm? Naturally I take no offense to your lack of
acknowledgement, after all, it's been SO long, right? And for the record I AM NOT
AZREAL! My teams are as follows: Death's Chosen (8, 83), Sanguis Mori (28), Noote
Intepsta (31) and the Fallen. -- Azaziel of the Black Feathers
P.S. So, really how are you doing?
Um...Boss...did you really conscript Baal to the team?...'cause, I mean, oh never
mind! -- Cowardly Imp
All -- When the ground is ripped asunder and the screams of the dying are all around,
you will know that it is you have been found! -- The Mad Prophet
If there were supposed to be more personals here, our apologies. Hal spent a
night on the tiles, and we're still trying to catch up with the mail. They
should, well, they might appear next time.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
JETHRO viciously butchered DARQUE BEAST in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Dark Arena fight.
ICEMAN was murdered by SUPER SLUGBAIT in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena melee.
SCRUFFY PUFF was assassinated by CREAM O'CROP CRIP in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
DA1 was butchered by SENSATIONAL SNULN in a 1 minute Dark Arena contest.
MADAME BUTTERFLY defeated ELIAS in a 2 minute bloody one-sided Bloodfeud fight.
THE CREEPSTER was devastated by KORTALIA in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud duel.
GADREEL was beaten by CUPS in a 1 minute Bloodfeud brawl.
ATTERY was viciously subdued by RERUN in a action packed 4 minute Challenge fight.
JACK KNIFE won victory over ORCO in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
NILES lost to KODIAK in a action packed 2 minute uneven Challenge Title fight.
WINKIE overpowered BLACKENED in a action packed 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
MEDEE luckily beat ITHYIC THING in a 4 minute veteran's Challenge match.
LAST CALL viciously subdued QUEEN OF TARTS in a 2 minute veteran's Challenge battle.
STORM was overcome by JUSTICE FOR ALL in a 2 minute veteran's Challenge conflict.
FGC was overpowered by NIKKO in a 1 minute uneven Challenge struggle.
JENNA was handily defeated by BOB'S COMIC COLLECTN in a 1 minute Challenge bout.
SPECTRE devastated CHRIS PERRY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
AFRICAN QUEEN was overpowered by SPARROW in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge match.
FRASIER was beaten by BLOOD RAYNE in a 2 minute veteran's Challenge match.
CHINA MILKMAID handily defeated SOULTAKER in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
CLIFF beat CRYSTAL in a 2 minute expert's Challenge fight.
SLUGBAIT demolished ROIS ANIN in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
HIGH TEST was viciously subdued by IVAN POISY in a 3 minute master's Challenge fray.
DEMONIC HEX savagely defeated LABATTS in a 4 minute gruesome Challenge fight.
SISTER MARYJANE beat KELLY CARPENTER in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
LUMINOUS LOX viciously subdued CHAOS BOAST in a popular 3 minute Challenge fight.
XXL vanquished KURGER BING in a action packed 2 minute gory uneven Challenge bout.
OBESE CAT was overcome by MICE CREAM in a 1 minute Challenge bout.
TARZAN handily defeated SWAMP BOGG HAMMER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
A TALE OF PAIN narrowly defeated DEATH KISS in a 8 minute Challenge fight.
HOMEY D. CLONE outlasted BAD NEWS BEAR in a tiresome 15 minute Challenge match.
MY SHADOW overpowered SGT STANDANKO in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
NORM overpowered MR NICE GUY in a exciting 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
ASPHYXIA was devastated by SHIFTER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
AGOSERIS was bested by MY HUCKLEBERRY in a 2 minute Challenge battle.
BARNEY BEAR luckily beat ASBEEL in a 2 minute Challenge struggle.
SANITY LOSS was outlasted by PFM in a tiring 13 minute brutal Challenge fray.
MASTER DARQUE was subdued by PARIAH in a 6 minute Challenge conflict.
CHEECH overpowered NIN QUIRE in a 2 minute uneven Challenge bout.
T.H.C. was savagely defeated by RONDOL QUIGLO in a 6 minute Challenge competition.
STRAFE vanquished JUSTINIAN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
GAUNTLYN was demolished by JENUFA in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
CHRONALISS was bested by CLOUDIA BELL in a 2 minute Challenge match.
BAPHOMASHER overcame VELMA XAVIL in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
SKYDANCER was easily killed by SISTER BERNICE in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
CINDY BEAR beat EASY CHEESY in a 2 minute Challenge competition.
BREWMASTER was handily defeated by EMILEI LOIT MATCHES in a 1 minute conflict.
PENEMUE overpowered KITCHEN SINKS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
RED RABBIT defeated BLUSHING CROW in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
GOLDEN CAP savagely defeated GLORFINDAL in a 7 minute beginner's Challenge bout.
DAFNE won victory over BABY POOH in a 1 minute novice's Challenge match.
PROFESSOR MARVEL unbelievably bested PUCK in a exciting 4 minute Challenge bout.
KILLING JOKE savagely defeated SMOKEY BEAR in a 3 minute veteran's fight.
THE LION KING was handily defeated by RED DRAGON in a 4 minute mismatched match.
LURKING FEAR demolished BARLEY in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
SISTER MARY SUEELLEN was unbelievably bested by PUDDY in a 4 minute veteran's match.
DROW devastated CHONG in a action packed 1 minute bloody one-sided bout.
TEN LORDS ALEAPIN overpowered SEB WITE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched fight.
MOTHER THERESA devastated COLOSSUS in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
MIRAGE was defeated by CARLA in a 5 minute duel.
GET THE POINT? was demolished by JOHN STEWART in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
STINGO RARR overcame BULL SHANNON in a 2 minute bout.
POLARIS bested PAIN KILLER in a 2 minute fight.
EARVLING KLASH executed SSCOMSS in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
BOGBANE won victory over RAZOR in a 2 minute duel.
SONNY URK was overpowered by SWAMP TURF HAMMER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SWAMP BURN HAMMER was savagely defeated by NIGHTSHADE in a 5 minute melee.
AGARIC was demolished by BONECLAW in a 1 minute uneven battle.
JOHN ROBINSON was outlasted by SWAMP MOSS HAMMER in a unpopular 21 minute fight.
SISTER MARY-KATE was subdued by SWEET PEA in a 3 minute duel.
HERACLIUS was bested by SWAMP SONG HAMMER in a 5 minute veteran vs. novice upset bout.
PINT overpowered STREET LEGAL in a 5 minute one-sided fight.
MAKRIYANNIS devastated HILROC IBBINS in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
FLOUR CHILD was overpowered by SPED in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
NUM-NUM demolished GUS in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
MOLOCH murdered WILL-O-THE-WISP in a action packed 3 minute gruesome one-sided fight.
PAUL demolished FLIBBERTIGIBBET in a 1 minute uneven conflict.
BAAL demolished STREET LEGAL in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 31 TOTAL PARRY 121 - 83 - 1 59 |
|TOTAL PARRY 27 WALL OF STEEL 62 - 49 - 1 56 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 22 AIMED BLOW 51 - 49 - 3 51 |
|BASHING ATTACK 17 STRIKING ATTACK 101 - 119 - 5 46 |
|WALL OF STEEL 16 PARRY-LUNGE 17 - 22 - 1 44 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 15 BASHING ATTACK 66 - 95 - 8 41 |
|AIMED BLOW 10 LUNGING ATTACK 88 - 129 - 5 41 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 6 SLASHING ATTACK 43 - 68 - 5 39 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 4 PARRY-RIPOSTE 7 - 13 - 0 35 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 PARRY-STRIKE 20 - 40 - 1 33 |
Turn 274 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
STRIKING ATTACK 19 - 12 BASHING ATTACK 8 - 9 4 STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 16 - 11 AIMED BLOW 4 - 6 3 TOTAL PARRY
LUNGING ATTACK 12 - 10 SLASHING ATTACK 6 - 9 3 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 3 WALL OF STEEL 5 - 11 1 BASHING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 3
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK KODIAK 6487 11 7 4 108 THE BEAR'S PAW (150)
TOTAL PARRY MEDEE 5642 25 8 0 117 THE OPERA (613)
BASHING ATTACK LURKING FEAR 1755 17 10 0 117 ABYSMAL RITES (215)
LUNGING ATTACK KILLING JOKE 5611 22 14 2 109 INDIFFERENCE (611)
SLASHING ATTACK LAST CALL 5606 18 14 0 97 INDIFFERENCE (611)
WALL OF STEEL BLOOD RAYNE 5489 19 11 1 94 DARK PINNACLE (598)
PARRY-LUNGE NILES 5860 17 12 1 94 SECOND BANANAS (573)
PARRY-STRIKE SPARROW 6411 11 7 0 87 RAPTOR (674)
AIMED BLOW SOULTAKER 5455 9 5 0 71 I HATE THEM (597)
PARRY-RIPOSTE CARLA 6225 8 7 0 56 CHEERS (659)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is SWAMP BOGG HAMMER 6306. The most popular warrior
this turn was SISTER MARY SUEELLEN 5671. The ten other most popular fighters were
ITHYIC THING 6292, IVAN POISY 5112, KILLING JOKE 5611, RERUN 6651, KODIAK 6487, LAST
CALL 5606, RONDOL QUIGLO 4978, NIGHTSHADE 6536, MOLOCH 6888, and LUMINOUS LOX 6495.
The least popular fighter this week was JOHN ROBINSON 6665. The other ten least
popular fighters were SWAMP MOSS HAMMER 6567, BAD NEWS BEAR 6486, HOMEY D. CLONE
5637, PFM 6645, A TALE OF PAIN 6531, SANITY LOSS 6518, GOLDEN CAP 6890, DEATH KISS
5751, SWAMP SONG HAMMER 6860, and SWAMP BURN HAMMER 6566.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
KILLING JOKE (47-5611) INDIFFERENCE (611)
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
RED DRAGON (47-5585) CHAOTIX BEASTS (610)
JETHRO (47-5949) SECOND BANANAS (573)